New love interest for Black Mage

[Digi-Chocobo Mage]

I read all the comics and I noticed that Black Mage wanted a girlfriend. Thats the reason he kept chasing after White Mage when she was around. My idea is to introduce a new character for 8-bit theater. A female red mage, at least Black Mage would have more of a chance with her than with White Mage. If you want to add to the story, you can say she's Red Mage's neice.

[Kima Azure]

No.

Let's turn this into another gag, guys.

[netrider6]

How about a blue mage. I think it's the only one not done.

[Syka]

There were no Blue Mages in the original FF, but neither were they Rangers or Berserkers, so no, the funny is over. Time for more manical stabbing.

[netrider6]

Always a fan of manical stabbing. :)

BM would probably stab most potentials...

[Digi-Chocobo Mage]

Do you think Black Mage would stab a female red mage?

[PyrosNine]

Undoubtably, he already stabs the male red mage, and it's well known that black mage isn't racist, colorist, sexist, and harbors no hatred of people of other ethnicities. Simply, because hates all people just the same.

[ThanosOfTitan321]

Well, he would definately stab a male red mage... so that is my best guess.

[Mongoose]

Oh I'm sure Black Mage gets action outside of the comic's watchful eye. Most of it doesn't have anything to do with the storyline, and is inappropriate, so Brian doesn't put it in.
I mean, what girl wouldn't want a pychotic, ugly, ball of evil?

[Dr.GoldenClaw]

But has he stabbed White Mage? I think not, good sirs. In fact, I don't think he has ever stabbed a female. Ever!

:O He's no wife-beater. That's for sure.

I mean, what girl wouldn't want a pychotic, ugly, ball of evil?
White Mage called him cute early on, man. Of course... I'm sure she would've taken it back eventually.

[ThanosOfTitan321]

Hey, he might stab a female... I mean he does siphon love from the universe and turn it into an incredibly powerful destructive kaboomy thing, and terrorizes little (onion) kids

[pendejochy]

Oh I'm sure Black Mage gets action outside of the comic's watchful eye. Most of it doesn't have anything to do with the storyline, and is inappropriate, so Brian doesn't put it in.

Yes, if brian did include a female blue mage, she'd probably be a masochist. and Black Mage is a sadist. Sadist+masochist= kinky stuff that would be inaproriate for the story.

Black mage has killed women, but no specificly women. He has destroyed villiages, I'm sure those villages have include at least some women.

[MetalPsycho]

I believe Black Mage did in fact kill Onion kid's parents, meaning he did kill a femail. Now if said female was hot or not is not known.

[Digi-Chocobo Mage]

Maybe Black Mage is too psychotic to have a girlfriend.

[Skyshot]

I've never mentioned karma in regard to why horrible things happen to Black Mage. My answer is usually "Anything that happens, happens to hurt Black Mage." There's no particular reason for it and that makes it just a little bit worse.

That's why Black Mage has no girlfriend and never will. That's it. Here's the post (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=277938&postcount=3). Also, Black Mage is fond of indiscrimate evil. So he'll murder females if he doesn't care to lust after them.

[Willowhugger]

There's no such thing as too psychotic for some people if my last girlfriend is any indication.

I think a good idea would be BM to date Lulu from FFX and still lust after White Mage

It'd cause Thief and Red Mage to loose faith in a just god.

[RaiRai]

All in all, I think BM is fine as he is. I'm sure under his robes, he's actually a woman anyways. (Evil usually always is.)

Closing because, let's face it, BM is fine just the way he is. A lonely little helpless evil moody black mage.