Creepier than the Burger King... Is it possible?

[G.I.R.]

I think it very well may be so...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/05/12/runaway.bride.ap/vert.wilbanks.01.ap.jpg

I give you... the Runaway Bride!

[Toastburner B]

Creepy? You want creepy?

Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum, may I present:

The Boobahs! (http://www.pbskids.org/boobahs)

[Meister]

No Man-faye!

[netrider6]

Creepy? You want creepy?

Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum, may I present:

The Boobahs! (http://www.pbskids.org/boobahs)


IT BURNS!!!! Honestly worse then the tellitubbies... These seem REALLY condecending(spelling?) towards kids.

[Roland]

O_O

Well, with a face like that, I'd run away too.

*removes disturbing mental images from mind*

[WanderingWombat]

Boobah is Teletubbies for stupid babies. Stupid babies need the most attention.

Thank GOD my son doesn't like either show.

[mxyzptlk]

A thread for creepy things. eh?

Don't make me bust out the hentai.

[CelesJessa]

Those Boobahs are frightening. To this day, one of my friends will scream (or freak out) if she sees a boobah or you go "boooooobaaaaah" to her.

But I have to say the most frightening toy would have to be this Cookie Monster doll that stands on this platform and if you push the button he dances around (well, more like, convulses around) and the chicken dance song plays and every now and then he'll laugh in this really evil, scary voice.)

[Chahiero]

You want creepy, you havent met some of the people I know.
People I wish I didnt know.

[Dragonsbane]

A thread for creepy things. eh?

Don't make me bust out the hentai.

Let me guess...tentacles? Among other things?

[mxyzptlk]

Not quite. I can disturb you with hentai without breaking the rule on porn.
Edit:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/johnruhd@ikillclowns.com/sp3_07.jpg

Don't know if this is more creepy or funny. Context is about what you'd think.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

dude at least teletubies actually talked to the kids.
boobah is the most random and moronic show ever they just dance around makeing noises it doesnt even make sense.

[King of Rabid Ducks]

Barney will survive till all else ceases to exsist. Still, I think the Burger King is far creepier then the Bride. I feel sorry for that guy who was going to marry her.

[ZoneHunter1]

Actually the guy still is going to marry her.

[Funka Genocide]

you know, if she weren't making that weird face, and I were ten years older, and a little drunk...

ok fine, shes hot and I don't care what you say!

as for mindless childrens programming, My children will watch only highly educational television, like GI Joe and Thunder cats.

*scene opens with Shipwreck sleeping on watch*

*cobra commander sneaks in abd destroys GI Joe base, miraculously causing no casualties, and with no one getting shot.*

*shipwreck isn't even written up*

and thats how life is like in the real military too folks!

=3

[Toastburner B]

But I have to say the most frightening toy would have to be this Cookie Monster doll that stands on this platform and if you push the button he dances around (well, more like, convulses around) and the chicken dance song plays and every now and then he'll laugh in this really evil, scary voice.)

That's nothing.

At my work, we sell Boobah toys. I remember on one Sunday I had to work the closing shift. Now, Sunday in Utah = hardly any customers.

Anyways, I'm alone on my side of the store, and I'm taking things out of the bins and sorting them so they can be taken back to the section they belong easier, and I come across this fairly large Boobah toy. Now, my morbid curosity got the better of me, and when it said "press my stomach"...I did.

My reward? The fiendish thing said "Booooooooobaaaaaaaah" in this creepy, etheral voice. I was seriously considering drop-kicking the thing across the store...but there are security cameras, so I wouldn't of gotten away with it, and I wasn't going to pay $20+ for a measure of security and vengence.

As for the website, I am reminded of what someone in another forum I go to said: "It's like Teletubbies flying around a weegee(yes, I know that is not the correct spellling, but I can't find the correct spelling, and you get the idea) board.

[Raiden]

You think that's creepy?

When we were younger, my little brother and I had to share a room. Now, as maturity goes, it got to the point where I no longer needed a night light. My brother, however, did.

Well, on one birthday, my brother got a Darth Vader night light. That very night, he used it.

Imagine what it's like to a 6 year old when there is dark purple light filling the room, and a deep, heavy breathing sound could be heard the entire night.

And when it broke, it got worse. Instead of a heavy breathing, it sounded like some gurgling from a hell spawn!

Yeah, that kind of messed me up for life.

[Wjolf]

It's spelled Ouija. The creepiest thing I have seen was this little doll, sort of like a knock off of Bob the Builder, but it was a girl and she would talk for no reason. We (my mom and I) had picked up some toys to take to the abuse shelter and that doll was on top. It was missing some stuff in its belt, and we couldn't find it, so we didn't think anything of it. Well, we are driving down the road and all of a sudden the doll says "Hand me my screwdriver!" really loud. My mom about went off the road, and she says, "Well, I don't know where the screwdriver is, you'll have to do without." just kind of jokin around, and it says "Hand me my hammer then, and I will fix your problem."
Needless to say the doll is no more!

[Toastburner B]

Raiden wins.

A Darth Vader nightlight? Were these people trying to mess up your brother? Why not just make a lightlight that looks like a zombie and yells "BRAINS!!!" all night? It'd have the same effect as having the Darth Vader sound going all the time. Yeesh.

[Wjolf]

::laughs at Toastburner's post:: yeah, that is true, Raiden's was by far creepier, but for those who have a phobia against little dolls wielding sharp objects...dolls are creepy

[WanderingWombat]

My son has an Ernie doll, one of the ones that sings "If you're happy and you know it, tickle my tummy!" And if you do what the voice says, you get a sound effect, and the song goes on. Anyways, something sets this off on it's own, and ever since my son was born, I've become an INCREDIBLY light sleeper. 2am, I'll suddenly snap awake to the sound of someone in the hallyway singing "tickle my toes!" I'll lay there, silent, not breathing, hoping it will be quiet. HAlf an hour later, as I am drifting off, the doll will giggle (the sound effect that happens when you tickle his toes), and go silent.

My son has not noticed that the doll is missing yet.

[Dragonsbane]

::laughs at Toastburner's post:: yeah, that is true, Raiden's was by far creepier, but for those who have a phobia against little dolls wielding sharp objects...dolls are creepy

Dolls should be prohibited from wielding sharp objects. Action figures, being entirely less creepy, are the only humanoid toys licensed to wield bladed or otherwise pointy objects.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

creepiest thing ive ever seen is ayame from genma onimusha that one made me dive for the power button.
ill look for a pic and post it if i find it.
found one (http://www.xbox.com/media/games/genmaonimusha/cim-genmaonimusha-0005.jpg)
the creepiest doll ever in existance.

[Meister]

Some of these cartoons (http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm) are quite creepy. Especially Salad Fingers and Spoilsbury Toast Boy.

Speaking of cartoons... preemptive warning, shock flashes don't qualify as "creepy." They do qualify as "malicious" and "stuff you get warned for." Just saying, 'cause this thread could send wrong signals to some individuals.

[Wjolf]

I knew I wasn't the only one saying that dolls were creepy! Did any one have a doll called "Baby Boo"? My mom was telling me about hers and it cried when you turned out the lights, but when you turned the lights back on it giggled really evilly and said something, I can't remember what. We found one in a yardsale once, but it was just too creepy, sitting there giggling, and saying "Hold me tight, all through the night."
::shivers::

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

does the baby boo doll fly through walls knife you and try to steal youre soul?

[Wjolf]

does the baby boo doll fly through walls knife you and try to steal youre soul?

I am still alive, so the answer would have to be "it didn't happen to me...yet"

[Red Fighter 1073]

yah, they probably really did wanna screw up your brother with the darth vader thing. i mean, if i am ever scared out of my wits, its always at night. but, i think the creepiest things are when you come across one of those kinds of pictures with a girl who HUGE boobs that are like 10 times bigger than her..yikes! gives me nightmares..

but anyway, i think wjolf wins..i mean that doll seems like a spin-off of chuckie("child's play) actually, now that i think of it.. either chuckie or those evil clowns in scary movies always, always freak me out! i mean they're supposed to be all nice and stuff, so its just so weird..

OH YAH! and the x-files theme music..that is the creepiest music i have ever heard. it used to give me nightmares

[P-Sleazy]

well...i guess this qualifies cause well its scary...when the people were actually in there.

http://j-punch.respark.net/hospital.htm

anyway in short. its a bunch of guys going through an abandoned hospital. no i wasnt there. its scary for them but pure comedy gold for us. anyway...didnt feel like starting new topic just for this so i put it in with what i guess would be most appropriate.

[mammothtank]

B_real_shadows, that is definitely one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

However, I'm afraid that this (http://www.magitek.nu/ultros/support/) beats it by a mile.

[MasterOfMagic]

...........................

I'm gonna say one thing, and one thing only. It is the most disturbing, creepy thing I have ever seen in my lifetime. You want a picture, YOU search for it. I'm not going near it:

TUBGIRL

*shudders, shivers, convulses, runs off*

[mxyzptlk]

It would be very difficult for me to find hentai creepier than that, esp. since the worst of my hard drive is about 11 notches of creepy below tubgirl. And I'd be banned in about 5 ms.

The thing that really scares me is that because of the pornographic nature of tubgirl, it means that someone, somewhere, beats off to it.