Stupid Moments

[Red Fighter 1073]

i know that everyone of you have had atleast ONE stupid moment that has happened to you, or that you have seen. well, this is the place to post it, then..

1.when i was naming this thread, i was going to name it "stupidest moments" :) ....

EDIT:

2. one day i kept racking my brain on how to figure out how to put a chair in the corner of a circular room

3.OH!!!! THIS ONE IS OF MY FAVORITES!!! one time in india, i was outside of a temple and there was this group of monkeys. i just happened to have a candy bar, so i gave it to one of the monkeys. soon, i see more monkeys come and start following me back to the car.. then i say to my parents "OH SHIT! GET IN THE CAR!!! THE MONKEYS ARE GONNA GET US!!!" then, we quickly rush into the car. when we are in, we hear like 3 monkeys jumping on top and tons of monkeys trying to go through the windows! then the driver SPEEDS onto the highway, and there STILL is one monkey on top. but luckily after the driver speeds up, the monkey falls off of the car! moral: dont feed wild animals..

4. another weird story. not really a stupid moment but oh well. me and my friends were playing basketball, again in india, and i had a yankees shirt on.(dont ask..i know i live in massachusetts,but OH WELL!!!) then tons of birds circle over us....and obviously one of them poops on the shoulder part of my shirt..there's a little symbolism in that story too, for all you MA dwellers who like the yankees.(though, i personally dont anymore, but that story happened a long time back..)

5. one time my math teacher looked at an exclamation point and said "this question mark.."(actually this happened today!)

feel free to comment on the moments you see, but please..NO FLAMES!!!!

though, personally if you comment on me and kinda flame like sayin that i was actin stupid or something like that, go ahead ONLY TO ME because i dont really care. i already know im kinda stupid, so whatever..

[Savage Thinking]

Hm.. Once while I was making a bologna sandwich. I took out the bologna and made my sandwich. Right when I was going to put the bologna back into the frigde, the phone rang. When the person I was talking to and I were done, For some odd reason, I put the phone in the fridge and the bologna on the phone thing. Five minutes later, I realized what I had done.

Also, I once forgot how to spell "of". I thought of every combination of the word on how it sounded like but after like 15 minutes of struggling, it clicked to me that its O.F.

That's all I can really recall (being dislexic is fun..) ;)

[Gorefiend]

Recently I was in Cartagena, and I was walking out of a hotel with my friends/group (we went for an MUN conference, 7 of us) and we were being loud and screwing around, even if it was the driveway of the hotel. I was walking backwards to be foolish to everyone, and, well, one of them tells me to be careful, that I'll bump into someone. I assume that that means there's someone a few meters away that is on collision course with me, so I turn.

The person was less than a foot away. But that's not the worse part.

Remember I was expecting them to be far off, right? Well, when I turned and saw them and bumped into them, I screamed.

I screamed in their face.

What a nice, nice kid I must have seemed like.

And, yes, you can call me stupid.

[Savage Thinking]

I just remembered 2 more. This was something awkward actually. Okay, long ago, I was having one of those wierd dreams. I was in my romm on my bed and everything was rocking back 'n' forth and side to side. I felt dizzy. Then, some shadow figure comes into my room and points and laughs at me. Then, I wake up and I had the biggest fever I ever had in my life o_0...

This one is just plain stupid. You when you just make some hot soup, then you blow on it to cool it down? Yeah, well I was eating ice cream one day, and I scooped my spoon into the ice cream. I put the spoon right next to my mouth and for some odd reason, I blew on it pretending it was something really hot. What went threw my head at this moment in time? Pfft, I have no idea.

[Inu-luvr]

I have tons of stupid moments, but I tend to forget them easily. Here are some:
I brought my colorguard gloves to school one day because it was school spirit day and I wanted to break them in... I was in study and I put one glove on and my frind ahd the other on. We were playing the game 'in my pants' and when my teacher came by not only did he hear us playing thae game he asked whats withe the gloves and I said "Our idol is Micheal Jackson". My friend started singing Thriller, while I danced and my teacher walked out of the room and still hasn't looked at us without disgust. I guess he doesn't understand that I was joking.. oh well

This other time i was trying to open my front door and then 5 minutes later i realized i had the wrong key. Then I spent 20 minutes looking for the right key only to figure out that I only had one key nd it didn't work the first time because i had it upside down and was turing it the wrong way.

This one time in study my friend said her back hurt. I responded "crack it and if that doesn't work just have amazing sex" (Not that I'd know) I didn't know at the time, but during the second half of that conversation the teacher told everyone to be quiet so he could take attendence and that's all everyone heard. The teacher looked at me again (with disgust) and I said ' well, you would know.." And THERE's A SIGN OF STUPID.

[Red Fighter 1073]

i just had another stupid moment..

my faucet was broken and the handle had to be taken off. so, when i was going to wash my hands i lifted my hand up to push the water faucet up so water would come out. i that 5 more times finally realizing that the handle was taken off..

(this next one happens to me a lot..) i put body wash into my hair thinking it is shampoo..

[Trixbeat]

Almost taking the bus to a shopping centre when I suddenly recalled: wait a minute, I don't want to go shopping, I've got an EXAM! I can't believe I forgot about an exam, and I don't like shopping either.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Hm.. Once while I was making a bologna sandwich. I took out the bologna and made my sandwich. Right when I was going to put the bologna back into the frigde, the phone rang. When the person I was talking to and I were done, For some odd reason, I put the phone in the fridge and the bologna on the phone thing. Five minutes later, I realized what I had done.

Hehe, sounds like something I do pretty often. When I'm done drinking something out of a disposable cup, I sometimes pour the rest of the liquid in the garbage and throw the cup in the sink.

Another time I had to pick my brother up from work so I got in my car and drove off. Ten minutes later I realized I had been driving in the wrong direction and found myself in the completely wrong town.

I have plenty more, I just can't recall them right now. I call stupid moments "brain farts".

[Edit] Ooh, just remembered one. My brother and I were getting my dad a mini-fridge for his birthday. We realised we couldn't fit it in the trunk or back seat so we layed it on the front seat and tried shoving it all the way in so we could shut the door. I said to my brother "okay, 1, 2, 3, PUSH!" and he shoved the firdge as hard as he could into the car. We heard a grinding noise and to make a long story short, my stick shifter is now a sport shifter.

[Dante]

I had my television remote in one hand, a wad of newspaper in the other, and for some reason I took them both to the kitchen, where I opened the rubbish chute with my foot and dumped the remote in.

I only realized I'd thrown the remote control away when I squeezed the newspaper, not knowing why, and wondered what was wrong with the remote.

[Inu-luvr]

Well today, actually 30 minutes ago I ran up stairs only to slam into a half open attic stairway... (it's the kind that opens from the ceiling). So i hit my head on that, fell on my back and rolled down part of the stairs. As if my back wasn't messed up enough... uuggg I have ice on my right knee right now because I hit it on the corner of a banister... very sharp! The worst part is, this is gonna hurt even more tomorrow. Also, my Dad warned me the second before it happened. All I heard was "hey watch out for the-" :rolleyes:

[Dante]

A couple of days back, I loaded 6 eMacs onto a trolley, and it proceeded to lose control and go down a slope. Trying to act cool, I went in front of it and tried to stop it with a single foot.

Damn thing nearly wrenched my ankle off. I was limping for the next two days after that.

[IHateMakingNames]

Once, while I was golfing, I was driving the cart. I somehow ended up heading straight for a pond. It was to late to turn, so I bailed. I jumped out of the cart, leaving my dad in the passengers side.

I forgot those things have brakes.

[The Hazy Fog]

i just joined and hello and yes i hav plenty of stupid moments ><

one time i called my teacher *who is a man* mom.

i kicked the corner of my door once.

my friend got kicked in a certain spot and we said did that hurt and he said no "then" kinda "and finally" OW!

Edit: I Thought of one more stupid moment

My dad was teaching me how to drive and when I was making a turn I hit the gas instead of the brake and I ran over a sign and we put it back up and Drove away @_@

I just did this i typed gas instead of brake >>

[Bunny Hooded Bombchu]

Stupid moments! I have a million of them, but I also have a crappy memory, so I only have about two.

Once, I couldn't find my DS, so I checked the drawer it was usually in, but it wasn't there. I spent at least three months searching for it, but then I found it in the drawer above it.

Another time, during a mission trip, I realized that the only thing that I could think of that rhymed with 'orange' was 'door hinge'. That's the most pointless thought ever, though it's not all that stupid.

[Red Fighter 1073]

my friend got kicked in a certain spot and we said did that hurt and he said no "then" kinda "and finally" OW!

oh i remember one! somehow i brang up the topic of when me and my mom would pick up my cousin from his pre-school. so i said this:

me: hey mom remember how we used to always pick up *my cousin* from his pre-school??

my mom: we always did??

me: yeah..

my mom: i dont think so..

me: oh cumon. we have picked him up atleast ten times!

my mom: no..

me: ok then..remember how we picked him up once or twice..

funny how i can change my info so quickly.. :)

[Lavos]

A few weeks ago I decided to use a winchester pocket knife as a screwdriver to take apart my C.D. Player well I couldn't fix it so I put it back together and on the last screw the pocket knife folded shut on my middle finger. Well I went to the doctor found out I cut the tendens so I went to surgery, the next day in anger I slammed my C.D. player on the floor repeatedly then I started hearing music. All that and all it took was a few whacks. I felt like a total ass. What's worse part is I did this on my work break!!!

oh on my last B-day no one told me happy B-day so late that night I checked my E-mail and I got a B-day Greeting from this site. I will look at that as the most sorry day ever, but hold the people of nuklearpower in high regards. This ones to you! (hold a beer in tribute.) nuklearpower!

Oh I used to work at an Ice- Cream place a while backa this girl I knew named Whitney was making a sundae she was about to take it up when the cherry fell off well I tried to warn her so I said "Whitney you lost your cherry" then everyone laughed it took me a few to reallize what was so funny...Whitney never talked to me again.

[Caladbolg]

The stupidest moment I've had was when I put pimple cream in my hair today when I was taking a shower.

[Kikuichimonji]

When I was four, I was looking for a Garfield puzzle piece because my babysitter's son and I were doing the puzzle. I looked around the house for about five minutes, but I couldn't find it. Seeing an electrical outlet, I wondered if it were a switch to a secret door which would lead to the missing piece. I then proceeded to take a paper clip and stick it into the outlet. My hand turned black, and I still don't have as much control in my right hand as I do with my left.

I attribute my eccentricity to this incident.

[CelesJessa]

One time while I was at the lake with my best friend (source of many stupid moments), we were going jet ski-ing (this was 4th grade) so it was this order on the jet ski: her dad, my friend, and me. Well, her dad took a sharp turn and I pretty much just tipped over, but I didn't let go. No, I had a death grip on my friend, so my face was dragging in the water as they kept driving, not noticing that I was halfway falling off of the jet ski.

Another time at the lake (4th grade again) we were on the motor boat, and we were going to jump off and go swimming (motor boat was off), her dad specifically said JUMP off, but I don't like just jumping into water that is probably cold, so I slid off the back of the motor boat. My swimsuit caught something on the motor boat and... uh... ripped. Enough said.

[Major Blood]

I drank a cup of tabasco sauce(just cuz) and they had to take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. To this day i don't have any sense of taste.

[Astral Harmony]

More or less, I've lost things and have searched for them, usually about ten or fifteen minutes for each thing I've lost. I've searched everywhere, regardless of what it was. My car keys, pens, my wallet, cell phone, pencils, and other small items. Apparently, I have trouble remembering to check my hands, because for all the time I've been looking for these random items, I've been holding them in one of my hands the whole time. One time I was late for work because I was holding my hat in my hand and couldn't figure out where I put it.

And yes, I too have forgotten to spell simple words on occasion. Of, that, and several other words at or below four letters have eluded me at times. Maybe as I learn more, the common sense stuff dribbles out my ears.

[Toastburner B]

I am a walking, talking stupid moment today.

First off, I forgot my wallet this morning, and this has me reasonably convinced that today is going to be the day I get pulled over for no apparent reason. I grabbed my keys, which were right next to my wallet. I grabbed my cell phone which was right next to my wallet. But I failed to grab the wallet itself.

Secondly...I seemed to have misplaced a library book. Usually I keep one in my backpack for me to read during lunch at school...but it wasn't in there this morning. I didn't see it in my room, so I figured I left it at school. Except it wasn't here either.

So I forgot my wallet and lost a library book (it was a hardcover, too! >_<) all in one day.

Brilliant. If you don't see in for a few days, it's because I got arrested for driving without a license.

[Astral Harmony]

I guess it should relate a stupid moment from long ago. One of the stupidest, actually.

My sister has...well, had a large stuffed toy that resembled a yellow chick, roughly the size of an average adult's torso. Well, whether it was just rage or temporary insanity, my two older brothers put that stuffed toy in the oven and cooked it. By the time I knew anything about it, it was already fished out of the oven by my father, a giant crater burned into the large head and body, and a layer of smoke so thick, you couldn't see the ceiling it was clinging to. The house reeked of burnt stuffing for several hours. My sister was, needless to say, pissed, and even though one of my brothers is older and stronger than she is, they got nothing on my sister. Even today, she's a tough woman who doesn't take shit from anyone.

[Red Fighter 1073]

ok, this one is about my dad. he was trying to put songs onto his ipod, but he couldnt figure out how. he clicked on something which said "add file to library". this led him absolutely nowhere. he looks around the different parts of the Itunes program to figure out how to put songs onto his ipod for five minutes. then, after those five minutes, he says "hmm i wonder what shows up when i click on the "add file to library" thing.

[Thanatos]

I once decided it would be interesting to snort a package of Sweet N Low. I empty the pack on the table, formed a neat little line, and snorted it up through a drinking straw. Well that would normally be enough, but it caused me to get a bad headache. So I thought "What is the best way to fix a headache caused by snorting artificial sweetener?" Finally the answer came to me. Why else do they make Aspirin in powder form!

I once waited 30 minutes for the city bus, before realizing that it was a sunday and the buses didn't run on sundays.

I have gone to school on a Saturday. I once sat outside a college classroom for 10 minutes waiting for class to start before realizing it was a Holiday. I sat through half of a Statistics class before realizing that it wasn't my Psychology class. I have forgotten how to spell my own name before (I was completely sober at the time). And I've gotten lost coming back home from work once (I had been working at the same location for 6 months)

[Red Fighter 1073]

ok, these are about my trip in europe.

-when i was in a wine cellar, there was a guide talking about the different wines. then, an indian goes up to the guide and asks is there is any alcohol in the wines..

-my friend and i were in the bathroom of this ship thingy. one thing you should know about europe is that most european bathrooms require you to pay money after you use them. so, my friend looked at the jar full of money. he says "oh, money! just for me??" then, he starts picking it all up and counting how much it is. then i nudge him in the shoulder and point to the guy who was cleaning the stalls that was part of the ship crew..

-i NEVER in my right mind believed that i wouldnt be able to speak english. ok, i was in london eating some breakfast. i ask a waiter there where the bowls were, so i could have some cereal. he literally replied, "uhhh..im sorry but i really dont know what to say.." this is because he didnt know what a bowl was. I HATE STUPID DIFFERENT DIALECTS! anyway, i think i shouldve asked for a dish instead. maybe he wouldve understood me..

[Riskia]

my stupidest moment got me kicked out of school so i do not wish to post it...but i will tell one of my lest stupidest moments.

I was being an idiot, and if you knew me this is not out of the norm for me, and i traveled out of my little group of friends and family. We are at the fair so this is like really bad. After a few moments of being alone, shoved around by bigger people and just sheer bordome, i decide to go looking for my family. Now this is extremly hard for me since i am not the tallest person in the world. I finally spot, or think i do, my mom. I run up, tears in my eyes because i have horrible images flashing through my mind of being kidnapped, and hug the woman tightly from behind all the while going, "i love you! im never going ot leave yours ide again! promise!" then the lady turns around and i freeze. It wasn't my mom...it was some lady, and i had just told her i loved her!...i think she was more horrified than me, and i don't blame her. If someone did that to me i would hit them then run for my life. The lady however just slowly backed away and melted intot he crowed...i soon found my mom though...and i was grounded for a week...

[Echo630]

I came out of my shower with my toothbrush, toothpaste, and comb. When I was putting that stuff up, I had two different toothpastes. I didn't even remember picking up the other one.

Riskia, similar experience. I was like 5 and in the mall, and I left my moms side for a second, and got really scared and I thought I spotted her, so I ran up to the lady from behind and hugged her and put my face on her backside and said "Mommy!" Well, of course, it wasn't her.

[Nique]

These are good... keep up the funny lives people.

I once tried to run up a bathroom wall about... 7 years ago. instead of taking any steps, i kind of just went 'forward' once I hit the wall... and I couldn't move my foot. Stupid plaster wall gave in more easily than I thought.

But that isn't the stupid part. The stupid part is that I was in school as a 7th grader at the time, and I told on myself, even though no one saw or heard anything. But I am also a horrible liar so I figuered on cutting out the middle-man, eh?

[Silly Kitty]

I remember about a year ago I was chasing my brother around this house. He has said something or taken something I don't really remember. he was running into my parents bedroom and I was right behind him when he shut the door quickly in my face. My legs hadn't stopped moving and my knee went right into the door. It made a loud crack. My mom came running into the kitchen and asked if I broke my leg. I was okay but embarassed that I made a knee shapped hole in my parent's door.

[h4x.m4g3]

Stupid moments oh man I have a bunch.

In elementary school I was walking down the stairs when my shoe came off. No it didn't just come off it flew off and busted a window.

A year later I'm playing dodge my shoe flies off again and breaks another window.

One day I forgot how to play video games. I kid you not one day I sat there for 15 minutes staring at the opening screen from Legend of Zelda:Orcarina of Time swinging my arm wildly.

I once lit my arm on fire, on purpose, because I thought it would be cool.

I've run into columns, walls, doors, etc routinely.

Every morning this summer I've woken up around 2 P.M. and asked what's for breakfast?

I once tried to make a battery explode by lighting it on fire.

I dropped a stone (one of the big stepping stones) on my toe. It didn't just smush my toe. It ripped out the entire toenail. I still have the nail.

The first day I got my new glasses, as I was leaving school I turn to the teacher and tell her I forgot my glasses. She informs me that I'm wearing them.

I think faster than I type/write, and frequently rephrase my thoughts often, so I often end up with a speed racer (oh no I'm gonna crash oh no. They are bad men, who do bad things) complex or starting one sentance and ending it without another sentance I was going to use 3 paragraphs down.

[P-Sleazy]

The worst stupid moment Ive EVER had...and i mean EVER would have been when I told my math teacher "Ill have how shower $3>< with you if you let us out to lunch 5 minutes early"
I enjoyed a nice chat with the Assisstant principle a day later AFTER everyone asked if i got in trouble...yet. I also had to tell me mum what I said.

Lets see another stupid moment would have to be when i was doing pop a wheelies on my mountain bike and pressing the front brake while the front wheel was in the air. Well i did this for a good bit when suddenly I let go of the brake a bit too late and I fell off the seat and onto the rim...You can guess what happens next.

[Gineko]

I don't really have any stupid moments *cough* but alot of my friends do.

There was this girl in my art class, keep in mind that this is an art class for juniors and sophmores, and she turns to me while we're painting and asks me "What two colors make green?" while holding a tube of red paint.

One of my best friends and I were hanging out with a bunch of my guy friends, when she suddenly shares a thought, "It smells like men."

The same friend later is sitting on a table outside after school one day and me and my friend Mark walk up and start talking to her, she glances at his boxers and then says "Do you want to trade boxers?" and she shows us the boxers she's wearing. Mark is just like "What? No." but in his head he's thinking 'eww'

[Riskia]

I came out of my shower with my toothbrush, toothpaste, and comb. When I was putting that stuff up, I had two different toothpastes. I didn't even remember picking up the other one.

Riskia, similar experience. I was like 5 and in the mall, and I left my moms side for a second, and got really scared and I thought I spotted her, so I ran up to the lady from behind and hugged her and put my face on her backside and said "Mommy!" Well, of course, it wasn't her.

^^ but im 14, this was only like...a month or weeks ago...

~another stupid thingy~
I was in the maal with my best friend and me showing her how much i have improved on my clumsiness started to walk backwards, which is really hard for me to do, and i thought she was joking when she said there was stairs. So i continued walking backwards when i felt no solid floor beneath my right foot, then i fell. I fell backwards, knocked some dude over, his coffee spilled on my clothes and i continued to fall down the flight of stairs. I thankfully made it out with only a few bruises on my back, but that isnt all...i did it again in he same day, showing off my new skill to my brother's friends, and i fell...this time over my kitty, but i knocked into one of them and once more got saturated in a drink.

[Red Fighter 1073]

this moment i dont know much about, but i heard from a ton of my friends that their teacher locked herself in a closet lots of times!

my science teacher does this thing where if you raise your hand to answer a question, then he would give this tiny soccerball to you. well, he actually ended up throwing it too hard and it hit my head.. he did it so many times, that we kept a chart for how many times he would hit someone on the head.

this one is just plain stupid of me. it was the end of the last day of school, and my friend tied my shoelaces together. i saw him do it, but i actually let him.. he tied them too tight, so i had to hobble around to get to my bus..

[Jeneralissimo]

Ok, I like these drinks called Naked Food Juice. It's healty-type stuff and not too many people know about them. I was at the mall with my (now ex) boyfriend and I uttered the following words, "I'm either getting Naked or I'm getting Starbuck's, but not both." Then I suddenly realized that everyone was staring at me. (I have a big mouth.) My boyfriend says, "Well, I can tell you what I would prefer..." I don't think I have drank any of those drinks since... :o

I've also had lots of "I'm not a morning person" moments, like putting my contacts in the wrong eyes and once even putting them both in the same eye. The worst though, was this. My dad was always the first one to leave the house. So he would unlock the storm door on the porch. One day I had to leave before him for some reason. I forgot that the door would be locked and when I went to open it I walked right into it.

[Fenris]

Okay, there were a bunch of streamers hanging over a double door, and I went for the area with the most of them. I then ran headlong into the beam in the middle. My friends won't drop it, either. :(

[Red Fighter 1073]

i always think of this whenever i look at the nutrition facts in the back of a food product:

when i was a lot younger, i was drinking some "pepsi one". i looked at the nutrition facts in the back and looked at the amount of calories it had (1 calorie). i asked my mom what calories were, and she basically responded that they help you grow. not knowing what amount of calories most foods contain, i said to myself, "wow! one calorie! i can feel myself growing already!"

[Jhonka]

A few years ago...


My next-door neighbor and I each had a trampoline. We had them set up on either side of the fence between our back yards, and were merrily jumping from trampoline to trampoline. Instead of doing it the right way, I decided to jump over vertical, with little forward momentum. I ended up straddling the metal fence.


*residual ball-pain*

[GARUD]

Ok, I was in the main role of a school play. I was on stage for practice and i needed to go to the toilet desperately. The point where your balls go numb. Anyway, I was standing there and I asked the teacher to let me go to the toilet, and he said No. Then, 20 minutes later (I'm still in pain) I stuff up one of my lines. He screamed at me how I was a drip and how my act was not suted for the toilet, and kept saying something about the FLOW (???). I ask him to go, and he says no again. He turns away, and I run to the toilet, but it's locked. I would have to go to the one outside. But, if a teacher caught me, I would be in for an afternoon detention. Now, my legs were scrunched up, and I was on stage, and I asked him again if I could go, but he said no, and turned his back. I held it for two minutes and then WHAM (or mire like WHIZZZZZZ). Anyway, the stage got wet, and it was in front of my whole class. He then turned around, not realising what I had done and said, "You may go to the toilet now."

It was in grade 3, so it wasn't recent. But my enemies keep bringing it up to insult me. They should talk. They jack off with their mums whatching. eww...I wont even go there.

[8bitlover]

wel really one time when i was visiting my grandparents in Florida i jumped out of the car (it was stopped) and i ran into the st johns river(aligator infested. yes call me stupid but i was ONLY 4 i wanted to pet a furry bird (dont ask)

[Inu-luvr]

ok so I thought of another! This one is from my childhood and I only remembered because my brother told me... Well anyway I was chasing my older brother around the house with a can of Endust, threatening to spray it in his eyes. Then suddenly he stopped running and I thought I could get him so I sprayed it only to have it go into my eyes instead! I didn't notice to stupid thing was backwards! What the hell... no wonder I have bad eye sight now. Just so you guys don't think I was a violent little child (even though I was), I thought the Endust thing had water in it, but my brother knew it didn't so when I sprayed myself I wouldn't drink water for 2 days.

[Nerd]

testing pix

[Major Blood]

Me and my buddies were sitting in my back yard with a case of Mikes Hard Lemonade. The box wasn't even open when a cop pulled up to my house. He looks over the gate and says to us "You there, come over to my Police Car and bring that alcohol with you. So, its not like we have a choice right?(We were all 17 and drinking after all) so we pick up the case and walk out onto the sidewalk. Right away the cop arrests us for possession of alcohol in public.

[Red Fighter 1073]

this is kinda mean stupid moment..anyway, here it is:

there was this one kinda nerdy kid in my cluster. during free period, he was walking around in the halls, and he accidently tripped and lost one of his shoes. before he could get it, someone took his shoe..so, he then went to each homeroom (including mine) asking anyone in the class had seen his shoe. he DID eventually find his shoe though.

ok, i got another one. me and two of my friends were at the mall in Target. we were in the sports section and were throwing an american football around. one of my friends throws the ball high over the bleachers. guess what?? it hit the ceiling, which caused one of the ceiling foam boards to break off. we were all saying at the same time, "OH SHIT! RUN!!!!!!" luckily, we didnt get in trouble.

[Me111]

For a long time I thought that tuna came from dolphins.

I also remember my aunt and some other members of my family were in her garden on her birthday. We knocking a balloon around and my aunt tried to hit it. Because she was slightly drunk she missed the balloon and landed in the plant pots behind her. :)

[Red Fighter 1073]

ooh, this one is kinda weird/funny. i learned something today at the mall! anyway, i was in Sears or some store like that with my parents and they were looking at some shoes. i pick up one of the shoes on display, and suddenly i hear this beeping sound. i do this 5 more times, to hear the sound. TA DA! i have just learned about the security system! it was fun!

[Meister]

That one reminds me of when I bought a bottle of mead in the supermarket once. Nothing else. I started chatting with the cashier on my way to the front and, not paying attention, carried the bottle right past the security barrier. I actually looked around wondering what had set off the alarm, too. ¬_¬