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DWXXV
11-19-2003, 02:48 PM
8-bit style!
Q. Why did Black Mage torch the forest?
Blasphemous
11-19-2003, 02:51 PM
8-bit style!
Q. Why did Black Mage torch the forest?
A. To roast some wild boar.
Q. Why is fighter so... special?
W.A.N.G.
11-19-2003, 02:58 PM
A: Because he loved to practice the 'Ram' style Vargus technique as a small child.
Q: What is BM's relation to Vivi?
batgirl
11-19-2003, 03:14 PM
A: His brother's sister's mother's uncle's cousin's former roommate.
Q: Where does the Elve's hatred for the Dwarves stem from?
lolathegrig
11-19-2003, 03:18 PM
A: His brother's sister's mother's uncle's cousin's former roommate.
Q: Where does the Elve's hatred for the Dwarves stem from?
A:The dwarves all have napolean complexes and take it out on the elves.
Q: Red Mage:: bisexual, gay, or strait crossdresser?
Blasphemous
11-19-2003, 03:18 PM
A: His brother's sister's mother's uncle's cousin's former roommate.
Q: Where does the Elve's hatred for the Dwarves stem from?
A: The neck under their ugly elfish heads.
Q: I love swords.
JohnCourage
11-19-2003, 03:20 PM
A: Dwarves can reach the bottom shelf
Q: what is the "deal" with Red Mage
A: Dwarves can reach the bottom shelf
Q: what is the "deal" with Red Mage
A. Red Mage, AKA Ryan Sosa, is a mild mannered RPer who writes a column for 8Bit Theatre. That's the deal.
Q. If Black Mage were a Mongoose, and Fighter was a Snake, what colour would Red Mage's Hat turn under a full moon?
EtherTap
11-19-2003, 04:02 PM
Q. If Black Mage were a Mongoose, and Fighter was a Snake, what colour would Red Mage's Hat turn under a full moon?
A. It would turn into a pineapple
Q. How many swords could a swordchuck chuck, if a swordchuck could chuck swords.
Blasphemous
11-19-2003, 04:11 PM
A. It would turn into a pineapple
Q. How many swords could a swordchuck chuck, if a swordchuck could chuck swords.
A. Precisely 27.3 on a good day.
Q. Why did princess sara throw out the banana peel?
JohnCourage
11-19-2003, 05:20 PM
A: she was done with the banana
Q: OH MY GOD, WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?!?!??!
Lethosos
11-19-2003, 06:25 PM
A: Oh, that's your mother in a new outfit. :D
Q: How does WM carry around that huge hammer in that white rode (which suits her frame quite well, I must say!)
transcend
11-19-2003, 06:33 PM
A: I'd not talk about her body unless you want to see exactly how she takes it out.
Q: What makes Cornerians say the same thing repeatedly?
Lethosos
11-19-2003, 06:41 PM
A: Lead in the water.
Q: What will it take to see WM gettin' it on with BM like there's no tommorow? (I just had to say it. :D )
Xian Pu
11-19-2003, 06:50 PM
A:About five hundred pints of the finest Elven pale ale.
Q:If RM and WM married and had kids, how many times would BM stab RM for stealing his girl?
The_Phat_G
11-19-2003, 07:54 PM
A: Banana.
Q: I say potato, you say.... (it's a lyric, a full cookie jar to whoever gets it right)
transcend
11-19-2003, 08:55 PM
A: Potato.
Q: Why aren't the 8BT smilies recolored to match the comic appearance?
A:The dwarves all have napolean complexes and take it out on the elves.
Q: Red Mage:: bisexual, gay, or strait crossdresser?
A: A little of all three, not enough of any one.
Q: Why doesn't Black Mage have a face?
The_Phat_G
11-19-2003, 09:24 PM
I'm sorry, the correct answer was 3.
Anywho, with the question.
A: He does, he just wears a black ski mask all the time.
Q: Murder. What's up with that? (Anyone recognize this one? It's from a comic this time)
JohnCourage
11-19-2003, 10:03 PM
i vote Phat G shuts up
A:About five hundred pints of the finest Elven pale ale.
Q:If RM and WM married and had kids, how many times would BM stab RM for stealing his girl?
A: None, WM would clock him before he got close
Q: Why do the imps hate Garland so much?
W.A.N.G.
11-19-2003, 11:20 PM
A: Because you're good at asking questions that kill threads.
Q: Why don't you all know that the answer to any toungue twister that contains "chuck" is 5 (according to red mage, anyway) ?
Deckmaster
11-20-2003, 11:06 AM
A: Because these insolent fools do not respect the power of the mage that is red!
Q: Why is Princess Sara evil?
LoadBalinor
11-20-2003, 11:23 AM
A. Because that is the only way she seems to be able to get things done.
Q. If Garland appears to like certain good things, why is he evil?
Lethosos
11-20-2003, 11:35 AM
A: Because his mother told him to.
Q: Will Fighter ever win the Quiet Game? :D
The_Phat_G
11-20-2003, 12:50 PM
A: He already has.
Q: When will EPS finally get rid of King Steve?
Michael
11-20-2003, 01:14 PM
A: When Jeff Daniels agrees to replace him.
Q: What happened to Jeff Daniels?
LoadBalinor
11-20-2003, 01:16 PM
A: Who cares?
Q: What happened to the "REAL" light warriors?
Michael
11-20-2003, 01:21 PM
A: They're alive and well managing a Dairy Queen in Corneria.
Q: When will BM announce his love for Goulet?
lolathegrig
11-20-2003, 03:39 PM
A: never, no one loves goulet
Q: Why did third ed. D&D make illithids lame?
Lethosos
11-20-2003, 07:16 PM
A: Because there was a consumer interest in lame illithids.
Q: Who loves j00? :)
Thinkmeat
11-20-2003, 08:57 PM
A: Not the illithids, apparently.
Q: I wonder, how much / wood would a wood chuck chuck if / I set him on fire? (<--best damn hiaku you'll ever see)
"A gentler Irishman ne'er been born" - Flogging Molly (Finnegan's Wake)
Lycanthrope
11-21-2003, 02:34 AM
A. Enough to start a forrest fire
Q. If BB were a vegetable, what carniverous beast would eat the poor herbavore feasting on him?
taekwondogirl
11-21-2003, 03:14 AM
A: A vulture.
Q: If Princess Sara somehow gained control over Corneria, what type of ruler would she be?
CHICAGO¤lollie
11-21-2003, 06:05 AM
A: She'd be like she was when she was ESP, a bit of a bitchy ruler with a serious additude :p
Q: Why hasn't my gameboy turn into a rice crispy yet?
The_Phat_G
11-21-2003, 09:01 AM
A: Because it would rather be pocky.
Q: If two trains are approaching each other from opposite directions on straight and parallel tracks, both at 90 km/h, does anyone give a shit?
LoadBalinor
11-21-2003, 09:19 AM
A: Only a little and with pie.
Q: Who would win in a head on colission, Fighter using Ram style Vogus or a bus?
The_Phat_G
11-21-2003, 09:37 AM
A: Fighter in any normal scenario, but if it was the bus from Speed, then it'd be close.
Q: Why does Dr. Swordopolis have glasses if he doesn't have eyes?
Master_Black_Belt
11-21-2003, 09:44 AM
A: cause he has very small eyes, or hes just an idiot, i dont know
LoadBalinor
11-21-2003, 10:06 AM
Q: What happened to the last guy's question?
JohnCourage
11-21-2003, 11:15 AM
A: he typed very small, or hes just an idiot, i don't know
Q: whats a claw shrimp?
Lethosos
11-21-2003, 11:43 AM
A: A shrimp that has delusions of world domination with the resources to do it. Often foiled by Inspector Shrimp.
Q: Who put the foo in foobar?
Thinkmeat
11-21-2003, 11:58 AM
A. Mr T, for pity purposes
Q. Who put the bar in foobar?
"Mr T to pity fool" - Satirewire article
The Werewolf Lord
11-21-2003, 12:19 PM
A. The Monkees
Q. Christoffer Lee met Tolkien, Viggo Mortensen met Christoffer Lee, Stine from my class is related to Viggo Mortensen (child of his cousin).
Can I say I know Tolkien?
LoadBalinor
11-21-2003, 02:10 PM
A: 100% Yes. (as opposed to those devious answers that only contain 10% yes)
Q: Who would win? Gandalf the White or Black Mage?
batgirl
11-21-2003, 02:53 PM
A. Gandalf because he's Magneto and Magneto rocks
Q. How many licks does it take Fighter to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Joe Falco
11-21-2003, 03:33 PM
A: 0 because he will use his sword in one blow to get to the yummy center.
Q: Will BM ever wash his robes? Peeyuh!
DWXXV
11-21-2003, 04:38 PM
A. Yes but only if WM does it.
Q. How many Light heros does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Neverwhere
11-21-2003, 04:50 PM
A. I dont know, that technology isnt invented yet.
Q. When BM does the 'black mage', what does Fighter do?
Lethosos
11-21-2003, 04:53 PM
A: The Zodiac. Boo-yah! :fighter:
Q: Why does my Gahlok desk monkey keep looking at me funny-like? :eek:
Neverwhere
11-21-2003, 04:55 PM
A. There is nothing else in the room.
Q. When does a Bird become a dog?
Death Dealer
11-21-2003, 05:17 PM
A. When a cow eats some chow.
Q. What is the universal answer to EVERY question?
Spiffy
11-21-2003, 05:47 PM
A.46
Q.Why dosen't BM use spells that are'nt level 9?
Neverwhere
11-21-2003, 05:51 PM
A. His mom told him not to.
Q. Red Mage can rearrange his stats, so what does Black Belt rearrange?
Lethosos
11-21-2003, 05:58 PM
A: His crotch, at the sight of WM.
Q: Why aren't there any Dwarves among our Light Warriors (even if we booted Thief from said party?)
jkjkat
11-21-2003, 06:26 PM
A: Because of their short comings.
Q: Why does everyone like BM?
Lycanthrope
11-21-2003, 07:15 PM
A. Because he wears a hat
Q. How many cornians does it take to screw in a lightbulb
PS: Spiffy, its 42. Doesn't anyone read Hitchhiker's guide anymore? But for a guess, you were pretty damn close.
The_Phat_G
11-21-2003, 07:17 PM
A: None, BM and Thief took them all to prove they were light warriors.
Q: Who would win, the Burger King Kids Club, or the McDonalds Mascot Mob?
Deckmaster
11-21-2003, 08:24 PM
A: Burger King Kids Club, because Burger King is teh u83r-1337.
Q: If the Light Warriors wound up in our world, who would get arrested first?
Thinkmeat
11-21-2003, 08:28 PM
A. Black Mage. Duh. (: (referring only to the tendancy of the police to arrest them)
Q. If a swordchuck is made from a sword on a chuck, what is a nunchuck made from?
"We all know that time is limited" - E-Bison (Chrono Trigger Time Management OCR ReMix)
Death Dealer
11-21-2003, 08:31 PM
A. A Penguin
Q. If we ask enough stupid questions, will people die from stupidity exposure?
Neverwhere
11-21-2003, 09:09 PM
A. A dog will
Q. How long until this thread is locked?
Lycanthrope
11-22-2003, 02:01 AM
A. However long it takes
Q. What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a ladybug?
Mashirosen
11-22-2003, 03:05 AM
Four page closing, but go ahead and start another game if you want to.
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