whats your favorite gta quote?

[ZERO.]

mine is the one in my signature. :cool:

[Mirai Gen]

From GTA Vice City:
"So you work for my father now?"
"Maybe."
"That mean I can put my hand in your lap?"
"...maybe."

[Excelsior!]

From Vice City:
"My mother's my sister!"

[Melfice]

Vice City:
Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bysexuals, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

San Andreas:
Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kendl and Sweet: Shut up Carl!
____________
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
____________
[while watching government agents loading cargo on an airplane]
Mike Toreno: These guys think they can help the 'overseas situation' by financing militaristic dictators in exchange for arms and contracts.
Carl Johnson: Hey, ain't that exactly what you do?
Mike Toreno: Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators.

These are pretty good, in my opinion.

[Pink_Mage]

San Andreas:

Would you like to come in for some coffee?


Sorry, it had to be said.

[Bob The Mercenary]

From Vice City:
"My mother's my sister!"

You took mine, dammit!

I also think pretty much everything Fernando Martinez said on Chatterbox in GTA 3 was awesome. Or everything on Chatterbox, for that matter.

Go here (http://faqs.ign.com/articles/458/458103p1.html) and scroll to the two or three Fernando segments.

[Lockeownzj00]

I actually "mathematically" (so to speak) figured out how to make someone's mother also their sister a while ago. I'll think it up again, if anyone would care to ;P

[ZERO.]

go for it dude im curious. :cool: :cool:

[ZERO.]

San Andreas:

Would you like to come in for some coffee?


Sorry, it had to be said.
first sorry for the double post but .........coffee cooooooooooooooffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you realize the with the recent controversy with the hot coffee thing im not very happy to say the least if anyones interested this is a explnation why http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=11337

[Lockeownzj00]

~~
Mother-+-Father
=
Daughter
~~

Daughter has sex with father, and has a son.

~~
Mother-+-Father
=________|
Daughter--+---= Son
~~

Therefore, your technical biological sister is also your mother--now, how the mother and family react to this is an entirely different story.

[Sprinkle_Death]

~~
Mother-+-Father
=
Daughter
~~

Daughter has sex with father, and has a son.

~~
Mother-+-Father
=________|
Daughter--+---= Son
~~

Therefore, your technical biological sister is also your mother--now, how the mother and family react to this is an entirely different story.


Wait?? So the daugter has sex with the father and they have a son. Then the mother and father have sex to make what? I think it would have to be a son...but I'm kinda confused. I dont understand that last part.

[Jagos]

It's a redneck joke. "If your family tree goes straight up, you might be a redneck"

Cookies for anyone who knows that quote.

[netrider6]

Jeff Foxworthy, right? He's famous for "...you might be a redneck"

[Meister]

ZERO, you've been told once not to double post. We mean it. Double posting and apologizing is not okay, especially since you obviously know how to edit a post. Besides, you're pretty much the biggest spammer on these forums right now.

Read the rules. Stay around, read threads and get a feeling for how people post (i.e. legibly and with sense). Adapt. It's not an option anymore.

You already have a warning now. I hope we won't have to do more.

[Lockeownzj00]

Wait?? So the daugter has sex with the father and they have a son. Then the mother and father have sex to make what? I think it would have to be a son...but I'm kinda confused. I dont understand that last part.

What's so difficult about it? The mother adn father had the daughter. The daughter had sex with the father, and had the "son," which in this case, is the one sayign "my mother's my sister."

[ZERO.]

What's so difficult about it? The mother adn father had the daughter. The daughter had sex with the father, and had the "son," which in this case, is the one sayign "my mother's my sister."


It is a little hard to figure out at first dude.

[Fenris]

It's a redneck joke. "If your family tree goes straight up, you might be a redneck"

Cookies for anyone who knows that quote.
I thought it was "If your family tree doesn't branch, you might be a redneck."

My favorite quote: Guns don't kill people, death kills people! It's a medical fact!-GTA3

[Meister]

I like the shoe commercial from GTA 3. "We get to play with knives!" "Yesterday I made a dollar!" So subtly they slipped in the biting satire...

And the whole "Freddy's been a naughty boy" skit on Chatterbox is just hilarious.

[ZERO.]

cop in G.T.A san andreas:Im taking ass and kicking names ...... wait.