Uber Kitty

[Adoria]

Uber Kitty (http://www.wftv.com/family/4873692/detail.html)

Firefighters believe the cat touched a relay switch on the 25,000-volt line while checking out a bird's nest.

Okay, so the thing isn't the smartest animal in the world.........

[Meister]

Maybe, but he makes up for it in toughness.

Take that, Nero! :p

[Bhaal]

Uber Kitty (http://www.wftv.com/family/4873692/detail.html)



Okay, so the thing isn't the smartest animal in the world.........
Man, that's one lucky kitty i'd say.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I read this yesterday and heard about it again on the radio this morning. I was detered from posting it, however, by a football game and Shop Rite.

You shall rue the day you posted a news story before me, Adoria...rue it bad.

[Red Fighter 1073]

wow, what a dumb kitty kat.. from the title, it seemed like the kat saved some people. oh well, this works too.

hopefully we wont see a picture of kat, or theres gonna be a thread about "the ugliest kitty kat.."

[Meister]

If that happened I could totally dominate it with the pictures I found while researching the double-faced cat from a while ago.

[TheSpacePope]

Meister- gross

bob- revenge will be yours

kitty-you lucky bastard

[MasterOfMagic]

Curiousity killed the cat, eh? Not this one, it seems. That's good, one less kitty of cuteness would be a tragedy.

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

reminds me of a joke: "Lost dog: hairless, toothless, blind in one eye, three legs, missing an ear and tail; responds to the name 'Lucky'"

[RedScar]

Lol that's funny Deathosaurus Wrecks. And way -3 lives for the cat... and I think this one has lost some already.

[Adoria]

You shall rue the day you posted a news story before me, Adoria...rue it bad.

Wait a sec, I'm supposed to be afraid of a Jets fan?? That ain't happenin.

And for the uber kitty, well, he has definetly gone negative on the lives count......


World's Ugliest Dog: 1, nasty looking life
Uber Kitty: -3 furless, charred lives

[Skyshot]

from the title, it seemed like the kat saved some people.You've never owned a cat, have you? They're ruthless. This one survived because it's clearly just closer to the devil than some other cats.

So, why have I been seen flirting (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=303098&postcount=596) with someone of the feline persuasion? No reason.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Wait a sec, I'm supposed to be afraid of a Jets fan?? That ain't happenin.

Wait. You did not just go there.

[Adoria]

Bring it bob, bring it. If you aren't careful, my uber kitty will have to take down your ugly-ass dog.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Bring it bob, bring it. If you aren't careful, my uber kitty will have to take down your ugly-ass dog.

Fine by me. The Jets already took down your ugly ass team (http://www.newyorkjets.com/news/index.php?content_id=2098&sections_id=#2098).

And what dog (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/BobtheMercenary/dog.jpg) have you been looking at?

[Fenris]

Whoa, don't go there, Bob. As a fellow Iowan, I am NOT a Vikings fan. No. Bad. Go to your room! :p
But your point remains valid...

[Adoria]

And what dog (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/BobtheMercenary/dog.jpg) have you been looking at?

I was referring to your previous profile pic.

And Friday's game?? One word: preseason. Pennington will get injured 5 games into the season, effectively ending their season.

And for God's sake, get on MSN so we can duke it out and stop clogging up this thread with posts.

Edit: ^Ha. Fenris to the rescue. Iowegians unite against the evil that is Jersey.

[Bob The Mercenary]

And for God's sake, get on MSN so we can duke it out and stop clogging up this thread with posts.

Noted.

And don't jinx us, dammit! Hehe, too bad about half the players I saw play last night will be cut before the real season starts. I wanted to see the Vikings' punt returner drop a few more. :p

Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

[Edit] Aw hell naw! I'll see you on MSN.

[Meister]

Be sure to post in Wing Wong.

[Red Fighter 1073]

excuse me, i just wanted to make sure i knew. who won the superbowl last year?? which quarterback once got himself injured in the preseason?? which team lost their best wide receiver?? thats why you have to go with Pats, plain and simple.

also, bob thats an awesome dog you have there.

as for trying to be on topic: this kitty is uber...but extremely dumb. i thought kats were supposed to be smarter than this..

[Fenris]

Edit: ^Ha. Fenris to the rescue. Iowegians unite against the evil that is Jersey.

IOWAN! Not Iowegian. Iowegian sounds like a disease or something... And Bob is our resident Kronkite. And to emphasize: BE SURE TO POST IN WING WONG! It will be too amusing to not want to read.

On topic
That cat is one lucky little bugger. It has to be a ninja-kitty.

Or Kuroneko in disguise. :p Or Kuroneko in a ninja-kitty disguise. Or maybe a pirininja kitty! Or, uh, a cat! Yeah!

[TheSpacePope]

Whoa, don't go there, Bob. As a fellow Iowan, I am NOT a Vikings fan. No. Bad. Go to your room! Amen...
Fenris and bob, this is off topic, but where do you guys live in Iowa, cause I live in Nebraska, and I smell some kind of NUKLEARPOWER'd kegger going on somewhere.....yea!

edit: just looked at fenris's birthday, and you can't go to a kegger, I won't corrupt youth anymore than I already have.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Amen...
Fenris and bob, this is off topic, but where do you guys live in Iowa, cause I live in Nebraska, and I smell some kind of NUKLEARPOWER'd kegger going on somewhere.....yea!

edit: just looked at fenris's birthday, and you can't go to a kegger, I won't corrupt youth anymore than I already have.


There's a few of us up in Washington, too. Too bad I'm probably the oldest one. I could go for a shot contest or three... and even fly Totsu down for it from Alaska, since we're both children of the only place I'll ever truly call home.

But on the other hand.. Iowa's looking mighty crowded these days. How many of you guys are actually down there?

[BlackMageGirl!]

But on the other hand.. Iowa's looking mighty crowded these days. How many of you guys are actually down there?
*raises hand* I'm one such person that lives in Iowa, and Fenriswolf lives just a 45 minute drive away. =P

Also cats are usually smarter than that. At least, the cats I've owned were. Cant' account for anyone elses cat. ^^

[Bhaal]

Nature can get nasty, it always want to make something extraudinary or
wants to let something extraudinary happen.

[RedScar]

My cat is extermenly smart. You know how people train their pets? Well he trains people. Plus hes got that Katkat charm going on.

[Fenris]

edit: just looked at fenris's birthday, and you can't go to a kegger, I won't corrupt youth anymore than I already have.

You'd have to force me to kill 70 people to corrupt me any more. Sieg heil!

I am merely joking, but it'd still be hard to corrupt me...

Well, cats do have nine lives. This one was the one-quadrillionth customer, so s/he had 10. That's my theory.

[TheSpacePope]

Ok then
I am officially starting to plan the Nuklearpower Kegger OF America.
(osterbaum, and shiney and rai, are invited but 24 hr plane jaunt, for a kegger, drink some good beer at a pub for me)

Location: centralized for all of us.
Time: whenever
I got 2 keg shells and all the time in the world.
Let's do it

Also I will pnwnzor ne nOOb's on a shot contest.

If all of us get together 5 bucks, we get 2 hotel rooms......CRAZY

Sorry got excited.

I just saw a cat leap across the room onto a cell phone charger and loose one of his lives....what is it with cats and electricity?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I think the cat you saw is saluting his comrade.
and i am only 15 but id take ya on in a shot contest Its in me Irish blood baby!

[RedScar]

It's not like he gonna check your ID at the door. All you have to prove is that your on NPFs and your in. I hope... because I seem to have missplaced my ID... uh ya.
(Good cover up, no they'll never suspect you!) <--- Thought bubble.

[ZERO.]

What a stupid cat i bet it looked like this,or was it more crispy? :p

[Bhaal]

What a stupid cat i bet it looked like this,or was it more crispy? :p
Correction, EXTRA crispy.

[Adoria]

But on the other hand.. Iowa's looking mighty crowded these days. How many of you guys are actually down there?

In the "Where are you from" thread in general I counted 4, but like I said, 4 is an overrepresentation.

On topic, are there darwin awards for animals? There should be, after this little stunt. Oh, and that cellphone commercial with the cat and the ceiling fan = priceless.

[shiney]

Unfortunately it only gets a runner up for the Darwin since it survived.

If you guys are gonna get together in Iowa, call Krylo. He lives in Minnesota. I'll be in Minnesota again in November for a few weeks, too.

[Adoria]

If you guys are gonna get together in Iowa, call Krylo. He lives in Minnesota. I'll be in Minnesota again in November for a few weeks, too.

Bob and I will be in Minnesota as well for college.

I was going to edit my post, but since Shiney was so quick to the gun......

Here's the Ceiling Fan Kitty (http://www.charlesmarshallcomedy.com/Jokes/cat-vs-ceiling-fan.htm) in case anyone hasn't seen.

[Fenris]

Just, ow. That had to sting. I'm thinking the cat was injured, as it was hurled into the wall at a high clip, but that's just me.

[Bhaal]

Bob and I will be in Minnesota as well for college.

I was going to edit my post, but since Shiney was so quick to the gun......

Here's the Ceiling Fan Kitty (http://www.charlesmarshallcomedy.com/Jokes/cat-vs-ceiling-fan.htm) in case anyone hasn't seen.
I think the cat just read a manual called 'flying for dummies'.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Yeah, there's a chance I will be seeing shiney again either immediately before or after Thanksgiving, so Adoria and I will probably be available for any type of goings on in Iowa (Idiots Out Wandering Around =3 ).

[RedScar]

I can't watch the movie! Is there a diffrent way to watch it? All I got was a bunch of werid symbols and stuff.