The Casual RP Thread 2

[Dante]

(For those who don't know, the Casual RP thread is for *anyone* to join, provided they don't get too god-moddy. The prevailing theme will be sci-fi, and elements from anywhere can be used.)

1420hrs, on the deck of the cruise ship Cora Vandal

Virgil lounged back on his deck chair as a nubile young lovely served him a cocktail with one of those little umbrellas in it. It was good to be off-duty for once... the recent talk of war had gotten a lot of people jumpy, and had these people had sent a lot of contracts flying his way.

But that's work. Now... it's pleasure.

He sipped the cocktail and looked to the nearby bar.

[GatoFiero]

[OOC] Yea, there ya go. Lets use our old names too. [OOC]

Gerek knew he should probably be relaxing right now instead of going over company status reports. But he just couldn't shake the urge to make sure everything was running smoothly.

Gerek looked around the cruise ship's deck and spied many a relaxing individual. He then looked up into the artificial sky projected on the ceiling above him. Huh, that must have cost a pretty penny to get such high quality resolution. Gerek found himself doing a mental calculation on how much such a feat might cost.

[Darth SS]

OOC: No sign-up for this?

[IHateMakingNames]

Zen, the young janitor, was quietly mopping the deck when he accidenly slipped on the water and slid into a random deck chair.

[Dante]

OOC: It's a casual RP thread, for all us people whose lives get in the way of fun. If you want to join, then join, though if you want to be part of a storyline it would be best to talk to the people involved in that arc.

Incidentally, anything goes, provided it doesn't hack off anybody else. Those two are pretty much the only rules this thread should have.

[LilWhiteMage]

[OOC]
Well, most of us are coming from the original Casual RPer thread ^^; So yeah, Steph is back! Bweeeee! *will jump in once she decides what to do*

[Truce]

ooc-Nope SS.

Xeneel was on vacation, no worrying about college, girls, or his 'job' at all. This was time to relax, he could care about stuff when he got back. This was his break.
Of course, he couldn't help but shake the feeling something insanely evil was about to happen to him, life did like giving him twists and turns that he rarely ever liked.
Then again, what could happen here? All I have to do is relax.

[Dante]

[OOC]
Well, most of us are coming from the original Casual RPer thread ^^; So yeah, Steph is back! Bweeeee! *will jump in once she decides what to do*

Join me in lounging on the deck! Everybody needs sun, sea and NYLs serving them cocktails!

[Darth SS]

Kal found a nice big comfy looking chair and flopped down into it. He repositioned his guns so they didn't grind into his sides for painfully, then he sighed.

His ship was docked, and he wasn't too worried about someone stealing it. He was known to treat his ship like his child, so stealing it would be incurring death. And the automated defense system had a scary ammount of guns.

He swirled the cocktail, and downed it. For once, he wasn't scrambling to accomplish random jobs, and he could just sit back and relax.

[GatoFiero]

*play cute music, the curtains draw back as Chibi Shena and Chibi Isis dive onto the stage*

Chibi Isis: Welcome to another addition of-

Chibi Shena: Casual Roleplayer!

Chibi Isis: Hey Shena, I’m sure many people in the audience are wondering what happened to the old thread?

Chibi Shena: Ah, well you see. The universe collapsed. You see, *Shena pulls out a rubber band* when the universe is first made it stretches out and out *pulls on the rubber band* but eventually, it goes as far as it can *shena struggles with the rubber band* and then it goes the other way really fast! *the rubber band shoots out of shena's hand and ricochets around the stage until it flies off screen.

Chibi Isis: *tilts her head to the side and smiles* Ok! So what now?

Chibi Shena: Now we start a new RP thread. Its completely casual so there is no need to sign up and you only start out with a setti- hey what are you doing?

Chibi Isis: *is in a swim suit sun bathing* i'm relaxing in the new rp, care to join me?

Chibi Shena: humph.

*curtain closes, play cute music*

[Dante]

Virgil cocked his head.

I sense something... elusive...

"There are chibis, many of them..."

He caught himself and looked at his reflection in the cocktail before sipping it again.

"Now why in Dante's name did I ever say that?"

[IHateMakingNames]

Zen got up, apolagized to the person he slid into, then went back to mopping the deck.

[LilWhiteMage]

Teehee... I think I might just do that xD


"I have to say Virgil... this has got to be one of the better things we done lately. The blonde woman pulled a pair of shades up, holding back her bangs as she looked at the man laying beside her. "But really, a cruise? You sure we can actually afford it?"

[OOC]
KYAAAA!!! CHIBIS!!! *huggles teh chibis!*

[Dante]

"Of course. What do you think all that cash I've been squirreling away was for? Retire in peace, enjoy NYLs... the dream of any man. Or at least, any rational one."

[LilWhiteMage]

"I always figured you were saving it up to blow it on something completely useless honestly." She smirked coyly, pulling the shades back down over her eyes as she continued to sunbath.

[Dante]

"What... is wasting it on us so useless?"

[Darth SS]

Kal took off his sunglasses. They were actually more like welder's goggles, but that was okay. He spun in his seat, and pulled the lever dropping it down to a bed-like position.

"Hooray for hauling expensive gold items to make cash."

[LilWhiteMage]

"Well, no... I was just thinking you would use it all for yourself on something incredibly stupid and useless." She shrugged lightly. "But don't get me wrong. I'm liking the way you spent it....."

[Dante]

Virgil thought it best not to mention the Playstation 2.... Thousand and the slew of games he had bought for it. The moving vans hadn't been able to unpack all of them, what with the fur-upholstered furniture and home theater pod needing installation and everything.

"I have some bad news, though..."

[LilWhiteMage]

She quirked a brow, leaning over slightly to look over her shades. "Bad news? What KIND of bad news?" She already didn't like the sound of this...

[Truce]

That was...rather odd. For some reason he had been daydreaming about a cafe and some people shooting at him, as well as some chibis, but he shrugged it away. It was stupid, he didn't even like cafes.
Standing up, stretching, Xeneel yawned as he looked around. He was bored, and he had nothing to do. Bleh, I should've just sold the ticket and visited Avalon. He snapped his fingers. "I've got an idea!"
A sickeningly evil grin appeared on his face, and Xeneel scurried off in the direction of the control room. I probably could get in trouble for this, but if I play my cards right noone could pin anything on me. It's time to spice things up!

[GatoFiero]

As Gerek wormed his way through another report he suddenly felt tired. Well, all work and no play.... I guess i can take a break and attempt to relax.

Gerek gets up from his sun chair and makes his way over to the bar and sits down on a stool up at the counter.

"Hey bartender, can you get me a pina colada with a shot of vodka in it?"

[Dante]

"Um... well... I... kinda blew my cash on something a little frivolous... But don't worry, it was definitely not a PS2...Thousand with enough games to fill the Library of Congress, combined with white-tiger-skin furniture and a home theater pod!"

D'OH!

[Darth SS]

Kal sat up, and pointed a finger at Dante. "You're the person I just made those five runs of nothing but games and furniture on!?"

[Dante]

"Uh...o, that's um... my neighbour Danae! That hissy bitch likes to waste money on worthless stuff!"

[GatoFiero]

*off in the distance one may faintly hear Chibe Shena's scream at the mention of Danae's name*

[OOC] You would have to have read the very first Welcome to Casual Roleplay to get this joke [OOC]

[LilWhiteMage]

Her eye twitched slightly as she sat up. "You spent what was left of the money on furniture AND a PS 2 thousand?! What in the world were you thinking?!" She sat up, jerking the shades off her face. "Don't you remember how hard it was getting all that money in the first place?!"

[Truce]

ooc-Well, I'm gonna try to start a little something, if someone objects tell me.

It was a good thing that it was his parents who owned this ship, otherwise he couldn't get the guards to let him into the control room.
Knowing he'd get scolded later he ordered accessed an unused panel, and despite the some objections from the captain set his plan into motion.
After a bit of button mashing Xeneel managed to turn the sky projection to make one dark and cloudy. Pausing, he examined his work before continuing on with that grin on his face again.

[IHateMakingNames]

With the fake sky becoming dark, Zen again slipped on water, this time slipping into the deck chairs of a group of people yelling about money and video games.

[Darth SS]

After Kal got up, he said to the girl, "If it means anything, the money went to this cruise anyways."

[Dante]

Virgil noticed the sky turning dark, silently thanking it for drawing attention away fom him.

"What the hell is that?"

[LilWhiteMage]

"Hn?" She stopped with her tantrum, looking up towards the sky as well. "I'm... not really sure..."

[OOC]

Grrrr. -_- gotta go. I'll be back tomorrow sometime hopefully... if not, Dante, just take control of Steph.. I trust you won't do anything bad to her.

[Truce]

As Xeneel continued on those on the deck would find that the sprinklers had been turned on and thunder could be heard from the speakers.
Shortly after the flashes of lightning and the roaring thunder had begun Xeneel once again meddled with the holographic controls. This time, instead of clouds and flashes, he did something a bit more...interactive.
He activated the program "Elf." This program created 3D characters onto the deck, made up of various monsters and creatures of legends. This was designed for the Halloween event scheduled later in the year, but Xeneel had set their AI to "Evil."
He wasn't sure what it would do, but he guessed it would scare the passengers.

[Dante]

"Hn?" She stopped with her tantrum, looking up towards the sky as well. "I'm... not really sure..."

[OOC]

Grrrr. -_- gotta go. I'll be back tomorrow sometime hopefully... if not, Dante, just take control of Steph.. I trust you won't do anything bad to her.

NyarharharharMUAHAHAHA!!!!

:D

[GatoFiero]

The world suddenly changed around Gerek as the holoprojectors began to create a new and unusual environment around him.

Gerek then looked down at the drink he was sipping. Damn! Maybe i shouldn't have added the vodka...

[Dante]

A nasty-looking goblin swung a holographic mace down at Virgil's exposed belly. Reflexively, Virgil rolled out of the path of the blow, and was surprised to see it go through the deck chair. He looked at the shot glass in his hand. The drink was now decorating Steph's belly.

"Dammit! This vacation sucks! Somebody's going to die for this!"

[Tor]

Hearing a yelp coming not to far away Ryan started to move towards it.
"Hope there will be something this time, why arn't there any good loot on a cruise like this you would think that there would be some fat rich bastards here" he thought for himself when he suddenly faced a familiar face with a goblin on top.
-Virgil? He drew his gun
"What I thought goblins didn't exist"
-What are you doing here? The goblin went through Virgils stomack and Ryan lowered his gun.

[OOC]
Soo it's the same characters right?

[Dante]

OOC: Not exactly... only the names are the same...

[Tor]

[OOC]
Well lets say that Ryan and Virgil has a past or something then... don't need to be a good one, just to bored to change it, and I need an angle

[Dante]

OOC: Sure.

"Ryan? Wait... is this real? Hey Steph, this ship is really cool! It even knows how to create an image of Ryan!"

He was answered by a swift kick to the butt that had Virgil hopping.

"Idiot, that's the *real* Ryan! Where have you been, anyway?"

[Tor]

-Heh, you know me always looking for an oppourtunity, thought that there would be some of them here but...
He smiled towards his old friend.
-Whose your friends?

[Dante]

"Don't tell me you forgot Steph...you know, the chick whom I rent my house out to whenever I'm out looting and pillag... er, I mean, whenever I'm out on work..."

He smiled sheepishly at the two of them, then cowered when he saw Steph's expression.

[Tor]

-Ah of course not, he chucled -How could I forget the girl who almost branded me for life. But those other two... The bald one and that guy that lies on the floor looking like a janitor

[Dante]

"Damned if I know. I thought they were illusions..."

Virgil stepped over and poked them in the ribs with a toe.

"Okay, they're real, all right."

[Tor]

Mutters -Hmm, just as alert as always...
He smiles for himself and drags a chair over to Virgil.
-Soo you didn't answer me, whaddap?

[Dante]

"Was having a vacation, found I had extra tickets, so I thought of bringing Steph along..."

He leaned near Ryan and whispered.

"Actually, I bought a biatchload of games and furniture and didn't want her to see me move them into the secret underground lair, but it keeps slipping out..."

[Tor]

Ryans eyes opens wide for half a second. Then he smiles a bit and wispers back.

-When were you going to tell me eh? But ok lets shut them up "Old School style" or what?

[Dante]

"Same old, same old... got a spare gun?"

[Tor]

-Here.

Ryan drew his 10mm from his foot holster and gave it to Virgil.

-Don't damage it like last time now

[Dante]

"How the hell was I to know that hitting a robot on ahead with your pistol would break it? They just don't make guns like they used to..."

[LilWhiteMage]

Bweee! Back ^^; Hopefully I can check more than twice a day now x-x


Stephanie let out an exasperated sigh, shaking her head a bit. "You two are really sad. You know that?" She walked over to one of the holographic goblins, shoving her hand through it. "Do you HONESTLY think that you can go and shoot these things?"

[Dante]

OOC: Wb.

IC:

"Well, I feel safer with a gun... and some of them might not be holograms..."

[LilWhiteMage]

She continued to give an irritated look to him as she turned her back to the goblin she had poked. "You're just being stupid nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!"

As Steph had turned around, the goblin had pulled out a little dagger and sliced her in the back. "By the Gods!!" She jumped away, holding her hand over a small cut, nothing major. "How.... it shouldn't.... Virgil! Kill it!!!" She wailed a quickly hid behind him, peeking out at the 'holographic' goblin.

[Dante]

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY WOMAN!!! DIE, WORTHLESS MAGGOT!"

Virgil kicked the "goblin" across the face and stomped it to the ground, then shove the barrel in its mouth and gave it a bullet breakfast, sidestepping to avoid the spray of blood.

When he looked back at them, he noticed Ryan and Steph looking strangely at him. He smiled sheepishly and narrowly avoided a slap from Steph.

"Sorry! Sorry... just got caught up int he moment, I guess..."

[Truce]

Xeneel was laughing his head off, he just loved to see how the passengers below were panicking in an escape from the insubstantial images. Of course, he stopped laughing when he saw that some of the holograms were actually having an actual effect on the physical world.

What the? They were not fitted with that kind of technology, something was wrong. And I probably have to fix it...

Five minutes later, after all attempts at shutting down the holograms had failed, he had simply resorted to hitting the stupid computer. Piece...of...junk! he thought as he kicked the machine one last time.

Then the lights flickered for a second, and he believed everything would be alright then. However, when he turned around, he saw that the holograms had materialized into the room, and probably be the whole ship as well.

Just my day...

Later on, as he was being chased by a rather angry looking ogre, he realized something had been tampered with. Other than what he did, of course, because he could not have caused all this mayhem and discord.

[Tor]

-Aaw fuck, I better be dreaming now... Ogres and orcs should not exist.

He turned around and saw what looked to be a rich kid being chased by the Ogres.

-Or maybee they do, lets get out of here

[LilWhiteMage]

Clearly panicked, despite nearly slapping Virgil a moment earlier, Stephanie continued to hide behind him as the once nearly see-through monsters became... well... become real so to speak. "You call going on a cruise where monsters attack us a vacation?! Virgil, if we make it out of this alive, you are SO dead!"

[Tor]

-This shurley can't be happening.

Ryan drew his gun and started to fire at the beasts charging against them.

-Virgil, you shure you didn't bring any of your toys ,'cause we could need them now

[LilWhiteMage]

"I doubt it... I told him specifically NOT to bring them on a vacation. Unless he's lying about something else..." She peered over Virgil's shoulder... though it was rather more of a glare than a peek. "Though I would be willing to forego beating you within an inch of your life if you really did bring them, since I'd rather not get killed right now...."

[Dante]

Hoo boy... what a day not to bring my assault rifle...

"Erm... well... we do have pistols, I'm sure we'll manage... somehow..."

He looked down at the 10mm. A good weapon, to be sure, but not an excellent one. And certainly not one with unlimited ammo.

Craptastic. He thought. Looks like we'll have to do this the Danae way.

"Here, take this." He passed the gun to Stephanie, then cracked his knuckles as he searched for a way out of the room.

[LilWhiteMage]

Stephanie cringed as she was handed the gun. "You know I'm not any good with these things..." She grumbled softly.

[Dante]

"It's better than nothing... Now let's get out of this room and give the idiot captain a good talking-to... "

...with my fist, he didn't say.

Virgil ducked a goblin's swipe and launched it across the room with a swift kick to the groin, knocking down another of his half-illusory compatriots. Then, a fully equipped Uruk-Hai warrior came lunging at them, sword drawn, frothing at the mouth.

Virgil suddenly felt very, very small and very, very helpless.

[LilWhiteMage]

"Uhm....uh.." Stephanie stammered a bit as the Uruk-Hai came rushing towards them. She then noticed that Virgil was pretty much doing the same thing... just staring as it ran head on at them. "Virgil! Snap outta it!"

She pushed him aside, unloading at the Uruk-Hai warrior. (Yeah, she lied. She's not COMPLETELY horrible with guns. -_-) Not that it did any good other than to piss it off further. In fact, she started to notice that the creatures that didn't have fatal wounds were just getting back up and surrounding them again. She stumbled over towards Virgil as the warrior once again got ready to take a swing at them, just shutting her eyes tightly.

We're dead....

[GatoFiero]

*wanders in*
*sees an Urk-Hai charging some people*
*Looks down at his pilfered bottle of vodka*
*sighs and gives a sad shake of his head*
*throws said bottle at Uruk-Hai's head*

A bottle impacts aginst the orc's head, drawing the enraged creature's attention toward the new threat.

"Hi ya! I have a great respect for orcish efficiency but i'm afraid i can't just stand here while you kill those people. Would you mind getting your supervisor ner'zhul so i can have a chat with him about your performance?

The orc stares at the newcomer with a confused look. Gerek presses his advantage, "Now now, don't just stand there! You supervisor wishes to speak with me! Go and get uh, him? right now! Hurry!"

The orc nods and runs off, presumably to get his superior.

Gerek shakes his head, "It's a pity they're so stupid."


[OOC] my guy's been gone awhile so i thought that he would have been nicking some booze. [OOC]

[Dante]

"More like a mercy. Normally I'd ask "who the hell are you" followed by "what the hell are you doing here", but considering you saved our lives a simple "Thanks" sounds better. Thanks, by the way. Do you know how to get out of this room?"

[GatoFiero]

"Wha? I dun no. I've just been wondering around, enjoying the scenery. I assume eventually someone's going to shut off the holoprojectors...or at the very least kill the hard light systems."

[OOC] check this out, Clicky (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php) [OOC]

[RangerAidan]

ooc: Think I might jump in, but a question...this is a sci-fi deal, so later on will there be lasers and plasmas and other zappy things?

Benjamin Alder is a 1st lieutenant with the Colonial Marine Corps, and was dispatched with the rest of his squad to secure the Coral Vanda against attacks from terrorist factions of the enemy, in light of the approaching war. But now he braced against the wall of the cruise liner, struggling to get ahold of the uruk's neck..his hand slipped into place and a dully satisfying crack told him he was done. He let the stank-ass body fall limp to the floor and picked up his Gov't issue MP-10, and listened again for gunshots..he heard one more, and ran down the hall towards the sound.
As he ran, he couldn't help but wonder out loud "I haven't seen one of those outside of my 12th edition Monster Manual..."

[Dante]

OOC: Anything goes here, really.

[LilWhiteMage]

"In case you haven't noticed..." She still clung on tightly to Virgil after having been saved by Gerek. "...those things may have BEEN holographic, but now there out for blood. Crazy psycho holograms" Steph nuzzled her face into Virgil's shoulder.

[Dante]

Virgil grinned and patted Stephanie on the head.

"Doan worry, darlin', " he cooed in a faux Stepinfetchit accent. "We'll make it through..."

He looked up to Gerek. "Now do you know a way out of ehre or will I have to beat all these Uruk-Hai to death with my bare hands?"

[GatoFiero]

*shrugs*
"Well, before the holograms came on i was at the bar. And the exit was just of to the right of it. So let me think here.... I came from that direction." Gerek illustrates the direction to Virgil and Stephanie by waving his arm broadly about, the general direction of the wave was to the north of the group.

[LilWhiteMage]

Stephanie sniffed at the air lightly, then wrinkled her nose. "Oh gods. He's drunk... our way out of here depends on a DRUNK man?!"

[Darth SS]

"Dudes, I've got like...a ship and stuff you know."

[Dante]

"Would that stuff include, say, a 2mm EC M72 Gauss Rifle?"

[LilWhiteMage]

You could probably almost visably see the sweatdrop forming over her head. "You men and your guns." She rolled her eyes. "I don't think that really matters. Just so long as he has a ship to get off of here, I'm fine." She grabbed Virgil by the arm and started to drag him in that general direction.

[Dante]

"Hey wait, save one of those for meee...."

His voice trailed off as Stephanie dragged him away.

[Darth SS]

Kal shrugged and led the way to his ship. The door opened...and several dozen plasma rifles, gaitling guns, and a bazooka dropped down.

"Kitty, disarm." All the guns went up. "Don't you love my security system?"

They noticed that there were torch marks on the wall....

[LilWhiteMage]

She blinked a few times at all the guns, then narrowed her eyes slightly at him. "Kitty? You named your ship KITTY?"

She let go of Virgil's arm, turning her back to them both and just rubbing her temples. "Oh gods..... I'm surrounding by guntoting morons...."

[Dante]

"I like guns."

Virgil paused when he realized everyone was staring at him again.

"What, I do! Along with games and furniture!"

[LilWhiteMage]

I'm beginning to think Virgil = :fighter: and Steph = female :bmage: >_>;;

"If I find out that you spent the money on NOT ONLY furniture and games, but MORE guns, I... I don't know what I'm gonna do." She turned and snapped at Virgil.

[Dante]

OOC: Nah, he's closer to :bbelt: than :fighter:, but he still likes guns...

"Awright, lock and load!"

Virgil kicked up a gatling gun up into his hands, spun it around and set it against his hip.

"Ol' Painless here'll make your problems go away..."

[LilWhiteMage]

Stephanie slapped her hand against her forehead. "Let's... just go... before I end up hurting myself."

[Tor]

[OOC]
School

Ryan had to laugh when Steph and Virgil started to argue as always

-Have I ever told yo guys how fun it is being with you?
Oh by the way you got one of those light SMGs I don't like the big guns, they are a bit to bulky for me

[GatoFiero]

"Why don' 'cha give me a gun to eh? I culd help!" Said Gerek. Some how another bottle of alcohol had appeared in his had as they were walking to Kal's ship and Gerek had been drinking the entire way.

[Dante]

As one, Virgil and Stephanie turned to Gerek. "Giving a gun to a drunk man sounds like a very bad idea at this point." they chorused.

Then they looked at each other impassively. Virgil was the first to grin, the smile on his face like cracking concrete.

"All right, take something, but if anything happens to us I'll take that bottle and bean you with it."

[LilWhiteMage]

Stephanie rolled her eyes. "I hope you're the first shot by him." She muttered softly under her breath. While the group were deciding on whether to just stand there with their newfound weaponry or just board the ship and running away, Stephanie noted the group of creatures beginning to swarm on their location. "I suggest we start doing whatever.... blowing the hell out of these things, or run away..."

[Dante]

"Well... the work of a merc is never complete..."

Virgil took up a firing position in front of the group, the barrel of the minigun whirring as it spun up to speed... and then he tore the charging horde apart. Holographic blood, illusory flesh and real bullet casings flew everywhere. The noise was deafening.

"Ho yeah! Come on, creeps! I got your vitamin L riiiight here!"

[Tor]

Ryan came up with some old fassion mp-5 k's and reloaded them before turning around covering the other side of the deck.

-Swiss chese coming up

[GatoFiero]

*rummaging around in the pile of weapons*

[he'll be doing this until the shooting starts]

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

The room turns dark as a strangely familliar figure rises out of the floor "Alright who's worthless corpse do I have to oust to get a decent cup of coffee?"

(yes ladies, gentlemen and Gerek I have returned so it will be regular doses of Shadow Wraithy goodness for all of you!)

[Dante]

OOC: WB.


" You can start by murdering that pile of goblins over there. "

Virgil fired off a spray of gunfire at a group of imps to emphasize his point.

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin smiled evily "they're little more then meatsacks to me but ok" Tenjin flicks his fingers open as four Kunai appear in each hand. He quickly casts them out, cutting down eight goblins and draws his sword, rushing into the fray, making a sheer mess of anything in his path.

(btw, GOBLINS?! Last I checked this was a very different RP. someones going to have to fill me in on the story so far!)

[Dante]

OOC: We restarted, now its just wacky.

BIC:

"Hah, only 16, Can't compare to my 58!"

Dante revved up Ol' Painless again and added another 20 kills to his total.

[GatoFiero]

[OOC]
*play cute music, the curtains draw back as Chibi Shena and Chibi Isis dive onto the stage*

Chibi Isis: Welcome to another addition of-

Chibi Shena: Casual Roleplayer!

Chibi Isis: Hey Shena, I’m sure many people in the audience are wondering what happened to the old thread?

Chibi Shena: Ah, well you see. The universe collapsed. You see, *Shena pulls out a rubber band* when the universe is first made it stretches out and out *pulls on the rubber band* but eventually, it goes as far as it can *shena struggles with the rubber band* and then it goes the other way really fast! *the rubber band shoots out of shena's hand and ricochets around the stage until it flies off screen.

Chibi Isis: *tilts her head to the side and smiles* Ok! So what now?

Chibi Shena: Now we start a new RP thread. Its completely casual so there is no need to sign up and you only start out with a setti- hey what are you doing?

Chibi Isis: *is in a swim suit sun bathing* i'm relaxing in the new rp, care to join me?

Chibi Shena: humph.

*curtain closes, play cute music*

^It's all explained up there^ [OOC]

Gerek moves away from the pile of weapons with an unusual pistol in each hand and several of the same pistols shoved into the belt of his pants. "Alriiight! I'ma reada for 'em!"

Gerek fires one of the pistols at a nearby goblin and a bright light shoots from the barrel, striking the goblin three goblins down from the target in the chest. A few seconds of burning in the goblin’s chest the round explodes with a goodly sized bang and a bright light. It’s at about this time that the group realizes that he has armed himself with flare guns.

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin slams his sword through another orc's head and turns to see a bright flash as Gerek unleashes his Flare Guns of Doom. Tenjin chuckles a bit and rolls to his left as an ogre's club slams into the deck sending splinters in all directions. Tenjin turns and faces the monster as it swings a second time. Tenjin sinks into his own shadow, narrowly avoiding having his head separated from his shoulders. The Ogre looks around with a confused slightly angry look as Tenjin leaps from a shadow on the wall and lands a graceful cut along its back. Tenjin lands behind it, quickly performing a backflip and placing another cut up the length of its back. As Tenjin passes over to top of the ogre he perfoms a half twist and brings his sword down the ogres front. Tenjin lands as the ogre slpits in two down the middle

*chibi Tenjin in a suit wanders on stage and looks around*

"hmm so who's idea was it to change the story when we were so close to finishing? I'm not leaving till I get an answer."

*Roaring laughter can be heard from the audience*

"oh so you think this is funny do you?!" *Tenjin draws his sword* "You won't think its so funny when 200 Shadow Wraiths come bursting in here intent on killing you all!"

*the crowd immediatly stops laughing*

"thats better. Now then I shall continue waiting"

*SD Destiny comes wandering on stage, her left arm in a sling after dealing with those two cougars*

"you see what we have to deal with now? She won't stop complaining until I get an answer."

*Chibi Isis wanders on* "ah Tenjin we blamed the abrupt ending of the other thread on a universal collapse"

*Destiny seems convinced and wanders off the stage while Tenjin stays on and mutters "well how bloody convienient, oh and a by the way, audience the merciless killing threat still stands, ok? I'm wanted over here so I'll see you later"

(yes I am insane thankyou for your concern)

[Dante]

"Swords, schmords... goddamn showoff..."

He noticed an ogre trying to tackle Stephanie. He pivoted and aimed the minigun at her.

"Steph, get down!"

She complied, and he cut the thing in half at the waist with a quick burst of high-velocity metal. He stomped over her and stood, Ol' Painless still spinning.

"Who else seeks death?"

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin let an evil grin crack across his face in response to Virgil's comment. At the same time an orc knocked Tenjin's sword flying into the wall. Tenjin looked back at the orc who was about ready to split his head into several chunks. The orc swung its sword down at Tenjin's head as he rolled to his left. Tenjin smiled as the orc struggled to remove its sword from the deck. Tenjin smiled and kicked it in the face causing the orc to abandon its sword and attack Tenjin with its fists. Tenjin casually blocked several ham-fisted punches before leaning back to avoid a right cross. Tenjin took the opportunity of the orc's fully extended arm. He grabbed its wrist and drove an open palm into the outside of its elbow dislocating it. While still holding onto the monster's arm Tenjin drove his foot into its face a couple of times before kicking it away. The orc howled in pain and rushed at Tenjin again. This time Tenjin tripped it and grabbed onto a small tuft of hair on the back of its head and drove single Kunai dagger into its throat. Tenjin released his grip as the orc crawled around on all fours its thick blood oozing onto the deck. Tenjin telekinetically reclaimed his sword and continued with the effortless slaughter.

[Darth SS]

Kal's two pistols sounded like machine guns from how fast they were firing. He ducked, shot it up the bottom of the face, spun, and took the eye out of one. With several closing around him, he ran, jumped, and ran across the wall for several steps before cartwheeling off.

Time seemed to slow around him, and he carefully picked his shots. He landed with five orcs landed dead around him. He blew a tad of smoke off one of them.

"Get cover people, I'm gonna' reactivate Kitty!"

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin finished off another clump of goblins and looked a Kal "Enlighten me on what the hell Kitty is before I take cover" Tenjin swung his sword over his shoulder stabbing an orc in the top of the head. He then swung it back over his shoulder and cut a goblin in two before decapitating two other orcs with two effortless horizontal strikes. "c'mon people pick up the pace! I've already killed 68 of these things and im using inferior technology!"

[Darth SS]

"It's my ship's AI and security system. You don't want to make her a hissy Kitty."

Kal jumped and triple kicked an orc. He looked at one behind him, and kicked it up, spun in midair, knocked it down, then landed with both guns hitting it's face.

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin finished off another 5 orcs by telekinetically frying their brains "oh, ok all the more reason to take cover!" Tenjin made a sheer mess of another goblin and found a convienent little nook to hide in.

[Dante]

"Bah, Ol' Painless is still king."

Dante smashed an incoming orc which came too close for comfort with the burning-hot barrel of the minigun, then ventilated his Uruk friends behind him.

" That's for just now, foo'!"

He turned to Tenjin.

"153 by my count."

[Darth SS]

Everyone died for cover and Kal said, "Kitty, dear, blow them to hell."


He ducked as a plaid coloured streams of energy, fire, and slugs streamed out of the opened hatch. They stood to see a wall of smoke, and when it cleared they could see the last wall before breaking the hull.

"Thank you Kitty."

"Teehee."

[Dante]

"Still counts as one!"

Everyone stared at Virgil again.

"Whoops, wrong movie."

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin narrowed his eyes "two things: one: you are using a gatling gun so in theory two thirds of your kills should not count and secondly: now that Kitty has finished her little rampage there's nothing left to kill but sea birds"

[Darth SS]

Kal hugged his ship. "This thing speaks so well of my sanity." There was clicking heard the guns were retracted. The clickings took five minutes to finish...

"Isn't she great?"

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin removed the mask from his suit and looked around. "needless to say Kal I fear for your sanity"
He sheathed his sword and looked around "well someone has to be responsible for this whole conundrum and I will be damned if I'm just going to sit by and let them go unpunished"

(I think its time to start a new thread)

[GatoFiero]

*Gerek shoots one of his flare guns at a near by sea bird*

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin quickly clips Gerek across the back of the head "No more booze for you"

[Darth SS]

"Yah well. You guys can go into the storage hold."

OOC: Just post that you got to the storage hold doors please. Funny idea in mind...

[GatoFiero]

*glares at Tenjin and walks into the storage hold while rubbing the back of his head*

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin shrugs at Gerek's glare and wanders into the hold not knowing what to expect. All the while a hand on the hilt of his sword "hmm this keeps getting better and better"

[Dante]

Virgil began singing an inane song as they went down to the hold.

"Tenjin's jealous of my big shiny chaingun...
Tenjin's jealous of my big shiny chaingun...
Tenjin's jealous and you know it
And he really wants to show it
But he can't because Steph
Will come kick his a- OW!"

"One more time, Virgil..." The veins were bulging on her forehead and fist.

"Okay, okay... anyways, Tenjin, it's alll good... Still haven't forgotten how you saved my life from those mutated piranha/flying fish hybrids..."


Virgil hopped around on one foot, rubbing the ankle Steph had just kicked with her steel-capped boots.

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin chuckled a bit " why would I want a chaingun anyway? from what I can tell Its manufactured from carbon-fibre, steel and crome where as Obsidian Wrath its made from Obsidian and Silver. The siver blade was folded over 600 times and then the bands of obsidian set into the blade." Tenjin points to his blade "unparralelled Craftsmanship" He then points at the Chaingun "mass manufacture by the lowest bidder"

[Darth SS]

The hold was expensively decorated in tacky furniture, a chandelier, and a big screen tv with a PS2...thousand.

Kal opened the camera on there then said, "Oh...must've forgotten to deliver that stuff. Oh well, dropped the games already."

[Tenjin Matsukaru]

Tenjin glanced at the Chandelier "wow, tacky" and found himself a seat. "though I do admire your taste regards the TV"

(PS I'll open up another thread since we are at least 14 posts over the limit)