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Squishy Cheeks
01-04-2004, 06:10 PM
(continued)

Darth SS
01-04-2004, 06:50 PM
Kal raised his hand so the back was pointing out. A single ring was standing out. "I was engaged once. Then the high sorceress took her as a sacrifice to increase the realm's protection, and said I shouldn't be fondling local peasents." His jaw line stood out a bit, and without twitching more than 5 muscles he had become very very angry, and it was quite apparent.

gh0st
01-04-2004, 09:34 PM
Just then the door to the tavern banged open and just as quickly slammed shut again, as a dark silhouette dashed into the room.

As the shape came into the light, it resolved itself into a tall cloaked figure. The cloak was removed and hung on a peg by the door, to reveal a tall female mercenary, who immediately threw herself bonelessly onto one of the bar stools.

"Hey Joachim, " she greeted the bartender, "can I get the usual, mate?"

She looked distractedly towards the door, "Man, I don't know what happened, but there's a majorly violent mob forming out there, and they seem to be lookin' for people in cloaks. I almost didn't make it here!"

OOC: Joachim is the bartender. Jad said i could name him. Muaha.

Squishy Cheeks
01-04-2004, 09:45 PM
"Oh not again." The bartender said. He reached under the bar and pulled out a Crossbow. "I hate the locals some time."

!
01-04-2004, 10:00 PM
The halfling/drow started to fidget. "Um, if they ask for anyone by the name Taelegor, tell them he went on a walk."

gh0st
01-04-2004, 10:15 PM
"So i'm going to guess you're Taelegor, and who they happen to be looking for?"

Forever Zero
01-04-2004, 10:15 PM
The noise of a forming mob came through the door, but suddenly they heard yelling and angry shouting, followed by the sounds of fighting. Soon another figure in a black cloak came through, waving a wooden walking stick at the mob and saying, "Stay back you savages, I faced worse odds in the great war of '22, and I didn't have my trusty stick then! Come near me again and you'll learn what I do when I'm mad!" From the voice and anyone that watched, they realized the figure must be very old from the way he used his walking stick like a cane. He could be heard grumbling as he made his way to the bar, and when he got there, he threw off his hood, revealing a head of long white hair with a grizzeled beard and mustache, annoyed brown eyes, and wrinkled face. This man was quite old... and cranky from the sounds of the thrashing he gave the mob.

"Barkeep, can I get a shot of whisky here!" The old man said.

Darth SS
01-04-2004, 10:18 PM
Kal shook his head. "We now have a mercenary, a wanted man, and what looks is soon to be a drunk wizard. Joy."

gh0st
01-04-2004, 10:25 PM
"You got a problem with mercs, elf-boy?"

Darth SS
01-04-2004, 10:26 PM
"On general terms, no. The only ones that get problems from me are the ones that try to kill me."

gh0st
01-04-2004, 10:30 PM
"Well, " she said, leaning back against the bar and opening her arms wide, "problem solved. I have no intention of /trying/ to kill anyone." She grinned and stuck out a leather wrapped hand. "The name's Calin. Nice ta meet 'ya."

!
01-04-2004, 10:31 PM
"Wait, someone said the mob was after people in capes. Phew! That means I'm off the hook for now. Just in case," Taelegor turned towards the bartender, "There wouldn't happen to be any secret exits around here, would there?"

Darth SS
01-04-2004, 11:04 PM
Kal shook. "Kal." he noted Taelegor. "If a murderous mob breaks in here, I'm sellin' you out."

Dante
01-04-2004, 11:44 PM
"I don't care either way, but anyone who interferes with my drinks gets an express trip to the nearby mountain."

As if to emphasize his words, he jerked the chain wrapped around his hand.

Forever Zero
01-04-2004, 11:59 PM
"Hey, barkeep, I came in here to get away from my troubles, not get more from these yammering youngsters! Where's my whiskey!" The cranky old man said to the barkeep.

Dante
01-05-2004, 12:01 AM
"Shut the hell up old man, you make more noise than the rest of us combined!"

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 12:04 AM
"Why you! I could very well blast this bar to pieces with a well placed fireball, taking you with it, but I haven't had my drink yet, so for now your spared." The old man said.

Dante
01-05-2004, 12:21 AM
"I'd like to see you try, but my tankard calls to me."

Gar took a big drink from the mug of foamy beer he had mysteriously swiped from Joachim.

"So, what're you in for?"

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 02:38 AM
The old man said, "WHAT?! I can't hear you, you got to speak up, my ear doesn't always work right these days."

Dante
01-05-2004, 06:14 AM
Chuckling like a rabid hyena, Gar repeated himself.

"I said, YOU'RE JUST A BIG BORE!"

He broke into uncontrollable laughter for some minutes before he regained his composure.

"No seriously, what are you in for?"

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 04:49 PM
"In here? I'm in here for a drink after a long hard day of blowing up unsuspecting roadside bandits. You should see the look on their face when they realize they just attacked an angry wizard, it's priceless!" The old man said, breaking in to laughter.

!
01-05-2004, 06:56 PM
"Magic user, eh? I used to know one myself. An illithid sorceror named Zelxec. Boy, did he know how to party! Once he had himself some brains, no one could hold a stick to him on the dance floor."

Dante
01-05-2004, 07:06 PM
"Magic makes everything so much more fun . I kinda wish I'd accepted that mage school offer, but noooo, Lord Worthington had to ship me off to X Blasted Wasteland "to make a man of myself". Well, I sure showed him after I knocked his castle down... sucker."

gh0st
01-05-2004, 07:27 PM
"Personally, i'm more a fan of forcibly inserting of sharp things into key body parts, but hey, to each their own."

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 07:34 PM
"Sure, using pointy shiney things were fine in my youth, but I old now, I can't just go around stabbing and slashing willy-nilly like I did in the old days. Magic is much easier on the joints." The old man said. He looked around and decided a drink wasn't forthcoming anytime soon, so he wove a simple magic spell and made a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass float over and land in front of him, where he preceeded to take a shot and say, "Hmm, not bad."

Darth SS
01-05-2004, 08:03 PM
"See, now that's abusing magic. And me? I prefer to insert arrows into various places of their head."

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 08:14 PM
"Abusing magic? Why, I have tales of mages abusing magic in such ways, it would curl your fingers, toes, and every hair on your body if I only whispered them out loud. That was one of the most practical uses of magic I've come up with, other than blowing things up." Then the old man took another shot of his whiskey.

Darth SS
01-05-2004, 08:17 PM
"Dude, I've been around for about a thousand years. I doubt you can do much to scare me now."

Forever Zero
01-05-2004, 08:22 PM
"How scared would you be if I summoned a demon from the plane of eternal suffering to consume this small town and go on a rampage that would easily destroy half the kingdom before it's energy was exhausted and it was returned to the burning fires from whence it came, hmm?" The old man said, taking a THIRD shot of whiskey, and looking slightly effected now.

!
01-05-2004, 08:23 PM
"I don't think that there even is such a thing as abusing magic. There's only using it, and using it in a stupid fashion, and I'm afraid that using it to take a shot doesn't count as using it stupidly."

IHateMakingNames
01-05-2004, 08:24 PM
The still unnamed cloaked figure laughed when the mage started talking about demons. "As if you have any power over them..." He mumbled to himself, refilling his cup.

Darth SS
01-05-2004, 08:30 PM
"I probably wouldn't be that afraid. What's the worst that'll happen? I'll die? Pfft, big scare there. At least then I wouldn't be stuck having to deal with maniacs and various mutated wildlife forms."

Squishy Cheeks
01-05-2004, 08:31 PM
"I got power over them. The power of rock." Satsu said.

"This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
'Whip-crack' went his swampy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
Be, too, guh, gum, be, goo, gee, goo, goo. Fli, goo, gih, goo
Oh Oh
guh, fli, goo, guh, goo, ba, be, uh, guh, goo, be, uh, goo,
Oh
guh, be, goo, guh, be, fli, goo, gee, goo, uh, fli, goh
Oh Oh Oh Oh
oo, ma, ma, ma, mi, suh, fay

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
It's no surprise to find you can't stop it.
Rich Mutha fuckah!
All right! All right!"

"

IHateMakingNames
01-05-2004, 08:32 PM
OOC: Someone today is school kept talking about that song and singing lines from it...

Darth SS
01-05-2004, 08:34 PM
Kal turned to him and said.

"Sing that again, and I will kill you."

Squishy Cheeks
01-05-2004, 08:34 PM
ooc: for those to young or poor to remember the D show. The greatest song in the world is really Stairway

IHateMakingNames
01-05-2004, 08:38 PM
OOC: You got me curious... Is it called Stairway, or Stairway to Heaven?

Squishy Cheeks
01-05-2004, 08:53 PM
ooc: Stairway to heaven

Flarecobra
01-06-2004, 02:00 PM
(OOC) Time for a certen Dragoon-lover to make a showing.

The doors to the bar opened, and in walked a armor-clad girl with a spear sheathed behind her back. She removed her helmet, which looked almost like a dragon's head, and then looked around for an open place to sit.

Forever Zero
01-06-2004, 04:42 PM
After a fourth drink, the now intoxicated mage said, "Why you little scoundrel! That is the last straw! Let's see you laugh at this!" With that he began to quickly make elaborate motions with his hand and muttered complicated spells in another language. Soon a circle of light appeared on the ground, and anyone nearby could feel the hum of energy. The old man raised his hands and shouted the final word, outside the sky grew dark, there was a briliant flash of light and a roar of energy, and to their horrer the unholiest of terrors stood before them, a... rabbit.

The rabbit looked quite confused and preceeded to hop out the door. Everything went back to normal, and the drunken mage says, "Hmm, maybe it was Mellocus, and not Mellacus. Ah well, I think I proved my point, eh? Now, where's my drink, ah, there it is." The old man downed another shot of whiskey and sat back down at the bar, humming the tune the barkeep had sung right before he had tried his summon.

Dante
01-06-2004, 07:39 PM
Gar nodded to the newcomer dragoon.

"Hello there, dragon chick. What's new with you?"

Darth SS
01-06-2004, 07:41 PM
"Boo, send her away. Get us another weirdo!"

gh0st
01-07-2004, 12:56 AM
"Hey! Are you calling me weird?!"

Dante
01-07-2004, 02:04 AM
"Shut the hell up Kal, until you grow a pair of tits you don't get to diss the ladies!"

Flarecobra
01-07-2004, 06:58 AM
Rolling her eyes, she found an open seat off to the side and went right for it.