You BASTARD!!

[Raiden]

Yeah, Dark Schneider is one mean Bastard. But, that's also the name of the Anime, BASTARD!! It's a cool anime about a powerful wizard called Dark Schneider that was transformed into a boy, and could only be returned to his true form with a virgin's first kiss. Well, this anime has lots of blood, sex, and magic. A must see!

[dragonglove]

Good anime. I believe it was a little short because it was spawned off a manga that was much more detailed and told more of the story. Why is this a topic anyway?

[a black mage]

(i don't know, but i wish you would respond to my thread)

i've seen a couple of episodes..........cool

[Dante]

Finally... someone else.

The anime was short because the manga still isn't finished yet and the artists wanted to get back to doing it.

[Raiden]

I hope they make more as the manga keeps going. I mean, this anime is old! It came out back in 1990!

[Dante]

In any case, the last known serial issue of Bastard! was in November 2002. The gaps between the individual 48 page EPISODES are around a year or so.

And DS goes from saving Metallicana to fighting the God of Destruction, to kicking its worthless ass, then he goes to hell, and... well, I've said too much. PM me if you want spoilers.

[e-man2001]

yes yes bastard is cool and good...
but seriously raiden, find something else to post about.

ive seen you claiming the greatness of bastard in like 4-5 different threads now...

Lets talk about puppies!!!! and how dark schneider can butcher them for a change

[Dante]

Bah, DS won't butcher puppies, Yoko'd slap him around liek a red-headed stepchild. And yeah, bragging too much about DS tends to ruin the image. Much better to RP him and his moon-sized ego... XD

[Raiden]

All right, if you guys say so.......
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This is harder than it looks.

[synkr0nized]

So, who's the pure virgin or whatever that released you upon the forums?

[Raiden]

Me?............

I think it was CelesJessa.

Don't tell her that, she'll hurt me.

[Dante]

I can imagine...

*Raiden decides to go cast some 3bil spell on someone when Celes shows up*

"Raiden no BAKA!" *Hits transformed Raiden on the head with a frying pan*

"Nani o, Celesu-san..." *clutches head and whines*

[Raiden]

*hangs head in shame*

Sadly, that's what usually ends up happening. Only I usually end up crying. And it's a bat more often than a frying pan.

[Dante]

What? The Morningstar "Hello My Mother Good Morning The First"?

(BTW, that's one of Abigail's toys. He is very, very twisted.)

[Raiden]

The what? What the hell is that?