You're heroes?: The Fortress of Equity

[Squishy Cheeks]

It was another day in the Fortress of Equity. The home of the The Super Powered Orginaztion of Fairness. The S.P.O.o.F. were the cities top heroes.

Captain Super was late for patrol. He as usual was searching through his extensive closet for the perfect uniform to go with his new black and gold goggles.

"Spandex is so five minutes ago. I can't work with this junk. I need to go shopping." He continued to rome the walkin closet. "Wait a minute these cargo pants would look great. They always made my butt look good. Now all I need is a top part for my uniform. Ah here we go." He pulled on a simple black mesh shirt and put a khaki body armor vest of it. He walked over to the mirrored wall at the end of the auditorium sized closet. He posed for a minute in front of it. "Oh I look.... Fabulous."

[Forever Zero]

Robo-Geezer was at the coffee maker, mumbling about something or other. Suddenly he get their and relizes there isn't any more. "Alright, which one of you youngsters drank the last of the coffee and didn't put any more in! Bah, inconsiderate kids these days, why in MY day, our elders always got the first cup of coffee, and if we ran out, we put more in, but noooo, all this independance and equality and what have you nonsense, and 'I am an individual with my own needs'. Well if you can't make more coffee, your too stupid to fulfill your own needs ,so fulfill mine! Blasted generation is going down the tubes." Robo-Geezer ranted.

[stuper of thought]

downtown, the ice meister gets waked by the sounds of exploding tear gas grenades. "I better get out of here" he mumbles when he sees the rioting.

[Forever Zero]

OOC: Pss, stupor, there is a sign-up thread here you might want to use first...
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=1098&page=1&pp=10

The info you'll need to make a character are on page two, but the style of the RP is on page 1, just to note.

[Krylo]

Apathy Man sat in a chair well within ear shot of Robo Geezer's ranting, and drank the last cup of coffee slowly without paying any attention to him at all. Of course, Apathy Man didn't pay much attention to anything. He didn't care enough. Which is exactly why he drank the last cup of coffee without putting any more in, he just didn't care. It's also why the TV in front of him was playing a Christina Aguilerra music video. He didn't enjoy the music, but he didn't dislike it either.

[Dante]

Stupidman fell through the ceiling, landing in front of the TV Apathy Man was watching.

"Man, these dragons sure are tough."

[Krylo]

Apathy man just shrugged at the sudden intrusion into his viewing... apathy, by Stupid Man, and looked at the man for a moment before turning back to the tv.

"Whatever..."

[Forever Zero]

Robo Geezer was focused on the task of brewing another pot of coffee and barely noticed Stupidman crashing through the roof. After the pot brewed up he poured some coffee and drank it. Then he headed over to the living room and sat down in a chair and yelled, "You stupid man, get out of the way of the TV!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

"If you guys are here who's on patrol?" Captain Super asked after coming out of his room.

[Forever Zero]

Robo-Geezer said, "Don't look at me, I took patrol last time. Anyway, the city should be fine, it's not like there is some evil supervillian preparing their master plan as we speak, right? I think most of the supervillians are on vacation or at training seminars right now, I'll have to check the schedule."

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Don't bother," He hurumphed. "It should be my turn but I was trying to get a matching outfit for my new Armani flight googles. If only they made Armani battle armor, I'd be set."

[Dante]

OOC: It PAINS me to RP this...

Stupidman turned around.

"OOH! Christina!"

He started singing along and clapping his hands.

OOC: God... no... make it stop... MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[cruelty13]

OOC: I'l just not notice that OK!

Then from the door suddenly, stepped in steped LAWYER LADY! Protector of The Rich. She walked down to the TV, grabbed the remote from apathy man and put the TV on BBC World.

"I must see the news, you bunch of cheepskapes" She said angrily and sat down to wach TV

[Krylo]

Apathy man just shrugged at the removal of the TV Remote, which he wasn't really using anyway. He watched the news for a few minutes and then sighed, the world events managing to depress even him. Further than he already was that is. "I kinda dislike the news..."

[cruelty13]

Suddenly, in a happy chirpy tune, LL gave the remote to Apathy Dude and said:"Oh, I wouldn't want to make people sad. Here take it."

[Krylo]

Apathy Man muttered, "...Whatever," and pressed two random numbers on the remote, flicking it to Nickolodean of all places. He then set down the remote and settled in to watch spongebob square pants in complete and utter indifference. At least it didn't manage to depress him any.

[cruelty13]

"Oh no, a rich man is being sued for bumping into a car! Must dash!" LawyerLady yelled and she was gone.

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Say what you want about her, but she keeps us out of legal trouble. Ok I'm off." Captain Super flew out the open window.

[Dante]

OOC: Thank you, krylo... Stupidman's player owes you an infinity of thanks...

"Apathy man, who's the square guy with acne?"

Stupidman pointed to the TV.

[Krylo]

Apathy Man shrugged at Stupid Man's question. Normally he wouldn't bother to answer it, but he knew from experience that it was less work to just answer the question than to try and ignore Stupid Man, and so he responded, "A sponge or something, I guess."

[Dante]

"Cool!"

Stupid Man stared into the screen.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Captain Super was flying around the city, like he normally did people in the street would periodically look up and say "Up in the sky It's a duck, it's a jet, no it's Captain Super."

[Muffin Mage]

Narcolepsy Lad walked back from the kitchen, where he'd fetched two cups of freshly-brewed coffee, one for himself, and one for Captain Sleepy-head. He was just outside the door to Captain Sleepy-head's room when he fell asleep, flinging hot coffee onto the Captain.

"DEAR GOD, IT BURNS!!!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

Suddenly a large expolosion ripped apart a down town building. Captain super flew down to investigate. The versace boutique was burnt out. Captain Super fell on his knees. "No! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"

[Forever Zero]

Robo-Geezer heard yelling in the Fortress of Equity and said, "Keep it down you blasted kids, I'm trying to watch the TV!" This was followed by an explosion from outside, to which he said, "Don't make me come out there!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Guys get downtown." Captain Super said in tears. The entire skyscrapper was going up in flames. "Someone blew up the mall" The cap sobbed.

[Forever Zero]

"What?!" Robo Geezer jumped up. "But there is a Country Kitchen buffet right next to it! Whatever sick mind did this will pay!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

"OH THE HUMANITY!!!" Captain Super cried into his communciator.

[cruelty13]

Meanwhile.

Lawyer Lady had finished the case. It was obvious that the car "had not" bumped into the other car that waas suing the rich guy, so case dismissed.
Then she heard from the Lawyer Phone that the mall was burning. She quikly stated "I'm on my way." And using her courthouse teleportation skill, went into the nearest court hall. She then ran, huffing and buffing, out of the court, into the street and next to the store. She then stood and started thinking. In one minute she had finished. She went near the flame and started lying to it. Sh told it so many lies about chemistry, that it finaly believed it can't exist. So the flame started getting thinner.

[Krylo]

Apathy Man watched everyone else run around in a frenzy and shrugged. He was relatively sure they could take care of it themselves, besides, he didn't really care if the mall was burning, and it wasn't his day to be on patrol. If the other heroes really wanted his help they knew they had to address him directly. It was really the only way to get him to do anything, including such activities as eat and shower.

[Dante]

"OH THE HUMANITY!!!"

Stupidman heard Captain Super scream into his communicator.

"What happen, Super Captain?"

[cruelty13]

"SUPER CAPTAIN! I have weakened the flame, so come over here and extinguish! OK?" Lawyer Lady yelled at him into her Law Mobile (phone).

[Squishy Cheeks]

CAPTAIN SUPER Came to the spot carrying a roof top water tower. He punched a whole in the side so a steady stream of water came spraying out onto the flames, and lawyer lady.

[cruelty13]

"Wery nice, Thanks! I needed a shower. Just pray you didn't get my purse wet. Ofcourse you did. By the way, did you know you can't fly. It's against all reason. Let me explain..." Lawyer Layde spoke into the Law Mobilephone. She explained.

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Talk to the hand, cause the face don't want to hear it." He said as he put down the now empty container. "NO!!! NOT THE STARBUCKS TOO!!!" He said noticing the coffee shop was burnt out too.

[cruelty13]

"Is the portfolio shop okay?" Lawyer Lady Yelled at the Captain. "I hope not! I't be your fault, if their wet! "

[Squishy Cheeks]

"No that's still on fire, I didn't care about them. I had to save the Hot Topic."

[cruelty13]

"GRRRRR. i'll have to save it my self." She went into the courtroom inside the mall using her superpowers and went next to the portfolio shop. "Allright, here see. You, mister fire are going to find out, why you don't work. It's simpel. You don't have enough oxygen, as prooved by this table here" She pulled out a table: "And due to water pipes in you, you'll be extinguished. See." A moment passed, and the fire was gone.

OOC: This picture is a reuse, but that's what she is like.

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Will the rest of you get off your asses and get down here. We have alot of damage." He said into the communicator.

[Dante]

"Stupidman to the rescue!"

With stupid speed, he charged through the walls of the SPOOF hideout and soon arrived in front of Captain Super.

"Stupidman reporting, ma'am!"

He tried to salute but ended up karate-chopping himself in the eyes.

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Yeah the toy store is burning, can you take care of that."

[Dante]

Stupidman karate-chops himself int he eyes again and shouts, "Aye aye sir!"
he dashes into the store and comes out a few seconds later with the PS2s, Gamecubes, X-Boxes... no wait, those he throws back in... and all the plushies he can carry.

"Mission accomplished sir!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

"It's still burning, in fact those toys you are carrying are stilll burning.

[Krylo]

Apathy Man sighs at the order to 'get his ass' down there and trudges out to his car, which he drives (directly through many red lights and stop signs) to the scene. Upon his arrival he steps out of the car and looks around slowly at the flames muttering, "Fine." Apathy man then walks into the mall and walks out a few minutes later with a large axe which he uses to smash open a few fire hydrants in order to help drench the scene. His work 'done', at least so far as he was concerned, Apathy Man walked over and sat on the hood of his car.

[Dante]

"Wow, Apathy man, you saved all the toys! that was real cool of you!"

[Squishy Cheeks]

"Hey Lawyer Lady! I think Apathyman just committed a felony can you keep him out of trouble?"

[Forever Zero]

Robo-Geezer muttered something about finishing his coffee. After that, he simply jumped out the roof through the hole stupid man had created, then activated his rocket pack and flew to the destroyed mall, where the flames had just been extinguished. "Guess I'm too late, hey, look, the Country Kitchen Buffet survived." Robo-Geezer heads over there for breakfast.

[cruelty13]

"OK! I'll put him on the schedual..." Lawyer Lady said into the Law Mobile, to Captain Super. Then she ran down the stairs (slowly and heavily) and out of the building.

"Tuesday is fine with you. I have no customers. That day." She sayd to Apathy man. Then suddenly, she hears some conversation with her ultra super lawstuffhearing ability and said "I'v got a nother case. A millionaire is sued for having murdered someone. I must correct that mistake. You see, the guy, who he murdered actually murdered himself right next to the millionaire *wink wink*." And then she used her Courthouse teleportation ability and was gone.

[Dante]

Stupidman noticed Robo-Geezer walking off towards the Kitchen and Country Buffet.

"Ooh, pie! I like pie!"

Stupidman fell into lockstep behind Robo-Geezer.

[Squishy Cheeks]

"I'm heading to the sushi bar."