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Wintermute
01-08-2004, 10:53 PM
it's pretty simple. stupidest thing you've ever done, and maybe the consequences.
me?
I stole a flask of glycerin from the chemistry class, for shits and giggles.
3 day suspension and threatened with theft charges. got 3 f's out of 5 classes from the suspension.
your turn.
EDIT: no flaming. everyone does something stupid. so leave us alone.
Martyr
01-08-2004, 11:03 PM
Joined this forum where I constantly cross opinions with Krylo who is better at forum arguing than I am.
Other than that... Once I jumped off a two story building on a 2 dollar dare. I jumped too. It wasn't a drop or a fall... I backed up to one end, ran, gathered as much speed possible, and I leaped as high and as far as I could. I plummeted to the rocky, muddy earth and busted myself up pretty bad. Then I never successfully acquired the $2.00. Bad deal all around.
Jack of Spades
01-08-2004, 11:29 PM
Wow...my story sucks compared to you guys'. Anyway
A couple months ago I had a bad cough. It would keep me up till like 2AM and I'd feel like crap all day from sleep deprivation. So to solve the problem I took some medicine. "Hmm...no NyQuil...eh I'll use Dayquill it can't be too differant." It kept me up all night. Not figurativly or an exaggeration. I was up ALL night! I had to go to school with no sleep, take a math test, a history test, and a physics test while I was kept up by mountain dew and the bottle of Day Quil I brought with me.
Motorbreath7
01-08-2004, 11:47 PM
Stupidest thing I ever did....thats easy
My brother and i used to race our bikes around like any normal kids. So one day I decided that my grandfathers barn (that's right BARN) would make a great finish line...not so much a line as a wall. So we start the race, but I have to give my brother a head start or else he wont race me....fine...he goes, and...oh no, he is going to win the race! In the pure spirit of competition I ran my bike full speed, headlong in to the side of a BARN....yeah...when I woke up and crawled out from underneath my bike I was declared the winner and also stupidest person on earth. and my face hurt.
Top that one.
Dona Maria
01-09-2004, 12:19 AM
alright, the dumbest thing i ever did? well, in moderate self-defense i was more than a little drunk and/or (actually and) stoned so you cant really blame me. anyway, after a night of partying at a friends i decide to head on home and sleep it off there. i got twisted around and ended up lost even though i thought i was going the right way. when i pull up to what i thought was my house i wondered why all our bushes were gone and made a note to yell at my roommate for not discussing said bushes. so i walk up to the door and try my key. doesnt work. now i think that my roommate has switched locks on me so i start banging on the door (keep in mind, its about 4 am) and yelling up to what appeared to be her window to come down and let me in. after about 20 min of yelling and banging a light finally comes on upstairs. when the door opens i get another retort ready when i look at the guy and remember that i dont live with a family of asians. yeah. the guy starts yelling at me and the shock is enough to sober me up enough to realize im on the wrong freakin street and i have no idea how i got there. i think the guy caught on that i wasnt exactly thinking clearly and wrote down directions for me to get back into my neighborhood.
my friend still makes fun of me. oh, and im not allowed to drive home by myself anymore.
VideoDrone
01-09-2004, 12:24 AM
When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
Krylo
01-09-2004, 12:25 AM
When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
I don't know if that's so stupid... I'd snort altoid dust for 5 bucks... but it was funny as hell.
Lycanthrope
01-09-2004, 02:10 AM
Stupidest thing I ever did.... Lets see... considering I'm a mole man and rarely emmerge from my lair, I don't have very many interesting stories... Well, this could have ended a whole lot worse than it did but here's the story of Lycanthrope as an outdoorsman: I was at camp once and a friend of mine convinced me that we should go on a hike out of camp territory, down the face of a rather steep hill, around a mountain, and up a river embankment on the other side. Note, there was no trail. We went in at 1:30 approx. Well, after everyone in the party had nearly gotten themselves severely injured, including myself ending up clinging to either side of a rock crevace that would have probably broken something, we managed to find our way to the bottom of the mountain, where we encountered a nest of rattle snakes. After getting past that unbitten by some lucky throw of the dice, we got to the dry river bed. Problem was we were heading up river, and the rocks were slippery, and there was no good way of getting back to the trail. We managed, but by the time we got back it was 5:00, we were dead tired, scratched, sore, and pissed as hell at eachother. It continues to live on in my mind as one of the most terrifying experiances of my life. But at least I have a story.
lymerion
01-09-2004, 02:20 AM
When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
When I was a freshman, two juniors in my class snorted drywall. Yes, drywall.
EvilElf
01-09-2004, 02:42 AM
buying FF8.
I really felt that game wasn't worth buying it. -.-;
Meister
01-09-2004, 02:43 AM
I once unscrewed a road sign of minor importance (nothing that would cause any disturbances in traffic when missing) in order to give it to a friend for christmas. Having drunk like seven beers, I was a little tipsy and, after finishing the job, fell down the little grassy hill where the pole was located, which was a fall of about 1m. Nearly cleared the road below and broke my shoulder as well as a bottle of beer I had brought along.
This was the night before christmas. Finding a doctor the next day proved to be not all that easy. Best. Present. Ever.
Stuck a tic tac in my urethra. Stung like hell for two days afterwards.
JoeCB
01-09-2004, 05:43 AM
At least it was Minty Fresh. No. I dont want to think about that......
Last Deployment I was sent to NAS Atsugi witch is right next to tokyo. One weekend my buddy Dave, a few bootcamps and I traveled there for a night in the world's largest city. We spent most of the day at touristy places and before it got dark out decided to start the drinking, Why we picked the most expensive city to do our drinking ill never remember. so we went to a liquor store and got a 5th of jack, and to a 100 yen store for a few 1 liters of Pepsi, the cheapest drink you will find in tokyo. we spent 4 hours in an Alley cursing and yelling at passing by Japanese people. We decided to go to the clubs and had more to drink. Then things really started getting crazy. Got a bit rowdy, ran for the cops, and met some english speaking Nigerians. In the middle of Roppongi. We ere then snatched up by the infamous "tokyo massage" girls and proceeded to misplace couple hundred dollars (read: more than a couple). Got back on the train, Passed out, and missed our stop by about 30 miles. we spent the rest of the morning trying to find our way back to base all hungover.
Got some good Picts from the deal though.
Martyr
01-09-2004, 09:13 AM
Lycanthrope, you reminded me of another one. Once I was at a camp site with a nature hike option. Funny thing, it was winter and I didn't know about their nature hikes. So, I went for a walk at dusk and saw a path in the woods. Feeling energetic, I decided to go down it for a bit. That bit turned into 5 hours.
Then I realized that I'd have to walk 5 hours to get back to the camp site. I didn't get back to camp until late the next morning, where I learned that it was a 3 day hiking trail.
And Motorbreath- I've already crashed a dirtbike into the broadside of a garage. I also crashed it into a big rock and broke my precious finger- off. I've also driven it in a circle surrounding a pit full of rocks, and, you guessed it. That time, I actually managed to hit the rocks before the bike fell on top of me too. 45MPH crash. Maybe that was the dumbest thing I did.
But nothing beats sticking a tick tack in your urethra.
Stupidest thing I've ever done?
Easy. Gave Krylo my phone number.
No, I'm just kidding...I think. It may be the most INSANE thing I have ever done, however.
Anyway, it's a toss up between three things.
1) One night I got really, really, really pissed off at my grandfather, and grabbed the cellphone and a bag of clothes and stuff and snuck out of the house. The idiot me proceeded to sit her ass down in the car, kick it into reverse, and head off down the road.
Here's where it gets REALLY stupid.
After calling my friend to see if I could spend the night...I...CALLED MY FUCKING GRANDPARENTS.
"Hi, Grandpa? Can I speak to Grandma?"
".....Where are you?"
"....Highway 29."
"...You'd better come back."
No, I didn't. We argued over the cellphone (around 11 o clock at night, mind you, and I'd just gotten my license.) for about 10 minutes before my grandma talked me into pulling into a gas station parking lot so they could come pick me up.
Needless to say, I ended up losing my license for a month.
2) It was a windy day in March. Scene: Ren's High School, by her Grandma's car, waiting for said Grandma, just after walking huge crush to bus. Note, bus is still in clear view of where Ren is standing.
Mistake: Setting a HUGEASS folder full of papers down on the car and trying to look cool.
You can see where this led.
One BIG papery mess and a bunch of laughing classmates. The worst part was, this bitch on HIS bus stands in the doorway and screams at me to pick up the papers.
I cried. I fell into an antisocial depression.
I felt like a complete and utter idiot when I found out three years later that he never saw any of it.
3) And lastly, I once believed in the Uberchristian JW bullshit my parents fed me.
Ta!
Deathosaurus Wrecks
01-09-2004, 01:17 PM
My friend and i were sitting in my car, waiting for the line to move at the Taco Bell drive through. he wants to see if my cigarette lighter works. so i poke it, but it doesnt stay in, so i hold it in for about a second or so, then take it out and look at it.
well...it didnt look hot...so i touched it. a faint sizzling noise and a puff of smoke later, ive got char-grilled marks on my fingertip. instinctively i put my finger in my mouth, then to my freind (who's already cracking up) i say "hey, i'm teryaki flavored".
Dante
01-09-2004, 07:17 PM
There was this one time I accidentally threw away my cell phone and put the eaten apple core in my pocket by accident. I only realized my mistake when I decided to call someone...
"Hey, since when was my handphone so- FUCKING SHIT!"
IHateMakingNames
01-09-2004, 07:30 PM
My sticking metal objects into the schools plugs is nothing compared to these...
Wintermute
01-09-2004, 08:04 PM
Stuck a tic tac in my urethra. Stung like hell for two days afterwards.
i know i said no flaming, but dude. wtf. why?
Krylo
01-09-2004, 11:34 PM
My sticking metal objects into the schools plugs is nothing compared to these...
Yah, dude, no kidding... I mean:
Gave Krylo my phone number.
Just let that one sink in. Wow, huh? I don't think anyone here has matched that... cept maybe tic tac in the urethra...
IHateMakingNames
01-09-2004, 11:36 PM
What's a urethra?
Krylo
01-09-2004, 11:43 PM
Umm... using unscientific terms, because I just woke up an hour ago... It's the hole you piss out of.
IHateMakingNames
01-09-2004, 11:45 PM
... What the hell is wrong with you Meat? ... A tic tac there... What the hell were you thinking?
VideoDrone
01-09-2004, 11:46 PM
Well, its not as bad as it COULD have been, right?
....
.........
Who am I kidding? That's insane.
Dona Maria
01-09-2004, 11:57 PM
i think its hilarious
...What the hell were you thinking?I was thinking, "Oh. A tic tac."
Lost in Time
01-10-2004, 12:09 AM
Ouch, wouldn't that hu-- wait, no don't answer that.
IHateMakingNames
01-10-2004, 12:11 AM
Were you also thinking, "Well, when something goes up a womens hole, it feels good, so maybe it feels good when something goes up my hole..."?
Motorbreath7
01-10-2004, 12:12 AM
OW....
Not to start a whole debate here, but dont you know that is an 'out hole' ?
You must have been incredibly bored, or stoned, or both.
Krylo
01-10-2004, 12:13 AM
You know... that reminds me. I read about this guy who stuck a pipe cleaner up his urethra for 'sexual stimulation' and as a result became impotent. I wonder if that tic tac... hmm... Meat, are you still... capable?
Mr. Wind-Up Bird
01-10-2004, 12:13 AM
On a car trip I went running down a hill back to the car, forgetting about the barb wire fence at the bottom. Once I saw the fence I stuck my hands out, grabbing it and doing the most awesome flip ever over the barb wire. I did manage to rip a gash in my leg though.
Raiden
01-10-2004, 12:14 AM
I say we stop talking about it.
Bored, yes.
Stoned, no.
And yes I knew it was an out hole. I'd have to have never pissed before in my life to not get that.
As for the womens hole thing, no, I did not think that.
And yes, I'm still capable. didn't go down that far.
AndyBloodredMage
01-10-2004, 12:53 AM
I would have to say the stupidest thing ive ever done was make a joke involving bombs in condoms. long story. anywho the school interpretted it as a bomb threat, and i got suspended for 3 days.
and yea the tic-tac thing trumps all.
Lost in Time
01-10-2004, 01:00 AM
Right now all I can think about now is that time that someone said I was going to kill her with a butter knife, but I was really talking about something I did in FF7. So she reported it and I was suspened for five days. On the good side, I got to catch up on my homework/tv/computer time.
Yet it fails in front of the tic tac story.
Raiden
01-19-2004, 03:40 PM
You only THREATENED someone and got a five-day?
I actually punched a guy, and I only got three.
Buying Beyond Good and Evil.
But mistakes that involve physical pain? I vuagly remember a time when my family was on vacation, and we hall headed down to the pool. Since I was like 5 at the time, I didn't know how to swim, so I got stuck in the kiddy pool. I didn't like it, but after some begging, my parents let me swim in the big pool.
Next thing I know I'm laying next to the pool with my Dad giving me CPR. Fun huh?
Threre's also this time that my sister and I were playing in this playground type thing in our backyard and she convinced me to try to do some wild stunt, resulting in me tearing off my pinky nail....It hurt so much, I kept wailing "I don't want to die! I don't want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" I was around the 3-5 year old area.
Lycanthrope
01-19-2004, 04:08 PM
Perhaps this would be the wrong time to mention that I broke my arm at age 5. Oh! That's a story! On my 5th birthday, I tried to do a backflip off of a wall, and resulted in a mild concussion and a broken arm. Yay! I've done something stupid too!
Lost in Time
01-19-2004, 04:08 PM
Well it was three days, but I didn't go back for five days.
Meister
01-19-2004, 04:25 PM
Oh, the thread came back. Well, since I'm here...
... there was this one time when a friend and I were hanging around in our town, being equally bored and in dire need of a pen, in order to address a letter. So we decided to walk to another friend of ours, who lived approximately 40 minutes away from where we were at that point, to see if we could borrow a pen from her. Let's make sure you understand the situation:
1) We walked 40 minutes to borrow a pen.
2) Not only was her house 40 minutes away, we had to climb three steep stairs in order to get there (it being the local posh area).
3) I live about 20 minutes away from the place we were at that point.
And she wasn't at home.
The conversation with a random relative, who was friendly enough to open the door to two tired weirdos (you gotta see those stairs!), went roughly as follows:
Relative: "Yes?"
We: "Hello, is **** there?"
R.: "Sorry, no."
W.: "... do you have a pen we could borrow for a moment?"
R.: "Sure."
Upon which we adressed our letter, thanked the friendly man, gave him his pen back and departed.
IHateMakingNames
01-19-2004, 04:27 PM
Why didn't you just ask random people on the street?
Meister
01-19-2004, 04:30 PM
... dammit. I knew we missed something there.
this happened YEARS and years and years ago, I'm surprized 1. I still remember it and 2. I havent done anything else more stupid worth mentioning.
anyway, here goes:
when I was like, 10 or something, I was with my mom on a business trip at this local hotel-thing, with a bunch of people from her same business. the whole place smelled like a sauna. was wierd. anyway. I was playing in the auditorium with some friends, some sort of hide-and-seek thing, where we were hiding, and then running up behind another player and yelling and scaring them. I dont know, I was 10. Anyway. there was this little girl who was playing there too, just not with us. So I thought I could get her to play too. so I went up to her and grabbed her from behind and covered her mouth and went "booo!" and she screamed. then I heard her parents say "Are you alright dear?" and she said "yes" so I assumed I didnt freak her out too bad. but she started crying, I tried to calm her down, but to no avail, so I freaked right out, and tried to hide. but upon finding no suitable place to hide, I bolted from behind the curtain, off the stage, across the auditorium and out the door, as fast as I could. I ran right back all the way through the building to our (me and mom's) room, took out my ponytail holder and changed my shirt really fast to make myself look different, and chucked my other shirt behind the bed, and then plopped down on the couch and flicked on the TV, my heart going berzerk. seriously, I was scared out of my wits. then, like 5 minutes later, my mom comes in, "Some parents came up to me and said you had attacked thier daughter." I denied it, saying I was here the intire time. but she found my shirt. I was too young and innocent to swear then, but I would have said "shit!!" out loud if I could've. Anyway, I made up the exuse that I thought the girl was acually my friend(who was also on the business trip with her parents)'s little sister, and I just wanted to scare her, yknow, being silly and all. My mom, thank god, bought it all. so later the mother of the little girl came over, and I tried to apologize saying I thought she was someone else, course when I tried to shake her hand she cowered behind her mom's legs. Course I thought "geez, over-react much?" but I didn't let that show. I got off hook, line and sinker, can you believe it. No one but I and that poor, traumatized little girl know the truth. still to this day scared the shit out of me, I stayed in the room and watched TV for the rest of the 2 weeks, and didn't dare go out and play with anyone. my mom still works for that business, and if she ever asks me to come along ever again, even though there was 5 star accomidations and food to die for, I'll never go again. ever. NO.
whew. I'm glad I got that out. :confused:
IHateMakingNames
01-19-2004, 07:13 PM
You realize since you were just a stupid little kid, the parents realized you were lieing, but it wasn't a big deal or anything, so they just ignored it...
Dante
01-19-2004, 07:16 PM
Ah give the stupid little kid a break, he didn't mean it...
Apletto
01-19-2004, 07:18 PM
Stupidest, that's a tough one. I can come up with four, which I will list them in the order that they trump themselves.
1: I was at a campground(these seem to be good places to do stupid things) with some friends. At this campground there was a two-story administrative building and a vending machine with Dr Pepper. I love Dr Pepper(I have polished off three 12 packs and a 2-liter since last tuesday), and my friends said they'd buy me a can(I had not brought any money on this trip) for every FIVE times I jumped off of the roof of the builidng(which was accessible by a lader). I scored five cans, a good even(sort of) number. But this is all just background info.
The next day my legs weren't really sore when I woke up, so I said yes to a hike up the mountain. In fact 6 hours later when we got back, my legs still weren't all that sore. The next day, I coul dnot voluntarily bend my knees, much less stand or walk. In fact, my legs hurt for about a week and a half.
2: I was with my friends again, now at cliff near a rope swing that we often use. This cliff is about 30 feet high off the water. We all decided to jump off of it, but I decided to dive. I landed slightly to the side and broke my jaw, but luckily kept my neck.
3: I too, on a dare by aforementioned friends, have stuck a tic tac in my urethra.
4: Even worse, I was watching Jackass: The Movie with my friends, and opened my mouth. Yes, I am a dumbass here. I said there was nothing in there I wouldn't do...damn. One of them went home right then and go a muscle stimulator. So, I ended up with a muscle stimulator strapped to my balls. This hurt worse han anything I have ever felt, and the bastards didn't just do it for a second like we had previously agreed, and they did it a few times. All the while I was powerless to stop them, the pain was pretty much all I could process.
I know, I need new friends. I also need to listen to the little voice that tells me a dumbass before I do these things.(there are so many other things like this hat I've done.
Dante
01-19-2004, 07:20 PM
1: Possible stress fracture.
2:You hit the ground or hit the water off-balance?
3: Nuff said.
4:What's a muscle stimulator?
IHateMakingNames
01-19-2004, 07:21 PM
... I'm just going to assume that you did the tic tac thing when your friends were not with you in whatever room you were in, or anywhere in a mile radius for that matter...
Apletto
01-19-2004, 07:23 PM
1: Possible stress fracture.
2:You hit the ground or hit the water off-balance?
3: Nuff said.
4:What's a muscle stimulator?
Nah.
Water, face first.
Yeah.
A thing that sends electric pulses into your muscles to tone them up without real excersize. Electirc shocks hurt, but maybe it toned me up.
... I'm just going to assume that you did the tic tac thing when your friends were not with you in whatever room you were in, or anywhere in a mile radius for that matter...
Yeah, they took my word for it...
Dante
01-19-2004, 07:23 PM
It was a dare, they'd probably have insisted that he do it in front if them...
Apletto
01-19-2004, 07:26 PM
It was a dare, they'd probably have insisted that he do it in front if them...
On the one hand, we all trust each other. For no reason but that we all do. Also, you can' fake that kind of pain. I went into the bathroom to stick it in, and later take it out.
Caska
01-19-2004, 07:37 PM
You poor men might want to stop doing things to your penises, unless you don't intend to have kids O.o
Anyways, stupid thing I've done... Once, when I was probably 6-7, I rode my bike straight into a parked van without even realizing it.
Dante
01-19-2004, 07:44 PM
I do things like that all the time, like walking into lampposts and kicking very nasty angry dogs sleeping on the ground by accident.
Apletto
01-19-2004, 07:48 PM
I do things like that all the time, like walking into lampposts and kicking very nasty angry dogs sleeping on the ground by accident.
Yeah, I've hit every part of my body almost on somethign or other very hard. Once I stretched my hands up over my head while yawning and jerked away when I hit something sharp, unfortunately moving my hand quickly to the side tore up my knuckles.
Edit: The something sharp was a light panel. Our basement has a paneled roof and the lights are coverd in a plastic panel that has tons of pointy things sticking down.
Dante
01-19-2004, 07:52 PM
What was that somethign sharp? A fan?
Atronflame
01-19-2004, 07:56 PM
Man, if I ever hear the word 'tic-tac' again, Im going to think of you. Ecccck... :(
BMHadoken
01-19-2004, 08:27 PM
I just deleted my Ratchet and Clank save file...
Lost in Time
01-19-2004, 08:29 PM
I think I want a tic-tac now, hmm... it looks like it's been somewhere.
Sorry, had to do it.
Raiden
01-19-2004, 08:32 PM
I used to like tic-tacs...
Apletto
01-19-2004, 08:32 PM
I think I want a tic-tac now, hmm... it looks like it's been somewhere.
Sorry, had to do it.
I still have mine in a plastic bag, a message that should I ever think about doing that again, my genitals will leave me.
EDIT: I AM NOT GOING INTO DETAIL ON HOW I GOT IT OUT!
IHateMakingNames
01-19-2004, 08:34 PM
How did you get it out exactly? Squeeze? Tweezers? Piss?
Raiden
01-19-2004, 08:36 PM
IHMN, I should strangle you now for simply thinking of that question.
Dante
01-19-2004, 08:38 PM
Nah, just shove a tictac up there and let him dig it out...
Mashirosen
01-19-2004, 08:39 PM
Now it's four pages and I can close it. No more talking or asking questions about anything involving dicks and Tic-Tacs in any of the revolting possible combinations of the two, okay?
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