The Complicated Sentence Game!

[Inbred Chocobo]

This game is quite simply, you take the sentence before hand and you make it longer by taking nouns, pronouns, verbs, etc. And replacing them with something a little more complicated. For example lets take the sentence

A man walked into his house.

You then complicate it in the next post by

A human stode into his living room.

And then the next sentence

A bipedal mammal used both his legs in a one after another motion to move into a building which was considered shelter for him.

And the so on and so forth. And now I shall start you off with this sentence.

A dog and a cat watched each other from across the street.

[Fenris]

A canine and a feline set eyes upon the other mammal from opposite sides of the thoroughfare.

[P-Sleazy]

one mastiff and one kitten were glancing over at eachother from opposite sides of the roadway.

[Supreme Edgemaster]

A scruffy canine and a furry feline glanced nervously at each other across the busy, bustling roadway.

[Mesden]

The mangled appearing St. Bernard and the luxuriantly furred minx glared ominously to one another, the gaze only interrupted by the flying automobiles on the asphalt lain trail.

[TheBlindMime]

A rather seedy appearing mammal descended from the canidae family as well as an unkempt domesticated feline stared rather intently at each other beyond a path that multiple automobiles traversed often.

[Fifthfiend]

A somewhat disreputable or squalid-appearing mammal that was a representative of the taxonomic family distinguished by its members being digitigrades and for the male's bulbus glandis physically locking the male and female together during copulation as well as a common domestic variety of the feline family stared rather intently at each otherr beyond an area of earth cleared and paved for the purposes of easy travel which was frequently traversed by four-wheeeled vehicles powered by internal combustion engines.

[P-Sleazy]

...this isnt going anywhere after that sentence so I think I'll get a new sentence going.

The man was going across a large field when suddenly a meteor struck the mountains.

[DarkCORN!]

The human male was striding to the other side of an enormous clearing filled with grass when suddenly a large rock from space collided with the large rock structures sticking out of the ground.

[Skyshot]

The homo sapiens possessed of an equal count of X and Y chromosomes was ambulating across a span of dirtbound organic life when an extraterrestrial stony-iron boulder containing large amounts of both metallic and rocky material made direct contact with the massive forms of stone and dirt which emerged from the earth in times of old at inestimably high speed, unexpected by the aforementioned biped.

EDIT: @Sithdarth: :O_o:

[Sithdarth]

The eukarya, or organism characterized by complex cells in which the genetic material is organized into membrane-bound nucleus/nuclei, whose entire classification is Eukarya Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Placentalia Primates Haplorrhini Hominidae Homininae Homo sapiens, whose genetic code consists of 23 chromosomes the 23rd of which being distinct from approximately one half the population and named for a phonetic symbol characterized by a v shape with the later line of the v extending under the letter, was engaged in forward momentum, accross a span of the rocky body he inhabited characterized by small photosynethitic life forms and hard packed particles broken from larger samples of the same substance, maintained by a type of locomotion using a duo of muscular appendiges extending from the bottom of the aformention eukarya moving in an aternating pattern with balance being maintained by the interaction of the eukarya's visual systems and inner auditory organs when a rather large collection of matter left over from the formation of the eukarya's solar system and consisting of densely packed molcules consisting of one silicon atom combined with two oxygen atoms interspersed with elements which in a pure state are known for their ability to allow passage to electrons entered the gaseous covering of the eukarya's rocky body, which consists of a molten interior with a metal core, eventually coming to rest, in a violent manner, in a formation of igneous material, consisting again of primarily the same molecule as the invader from outside the gaseous covering, which was forced up as two solid plates slammed together by action of the molten core of the rocky body, the whole event occuring without the prior knowledge of the eukarya in a span of time so short as to cause said eukarya quite a great shock.

[Truce]

Halfway was as far as I got before giving up complicating it further...

The eukarya, or an individual form of life such as an animal with a body made up of organs, organelles, or other parts that work together to carry on the various processes of life which in this case has the distinct qualities of being consisted of interconnected or interwoven parts called cells which are the smallest structural unit of an organism that is capable of independent functioning, consisting of one or more nuclei which a large, membrane-bound, usually spherical protoplasmic structure within a living cell, containing the cell's hereditary material and controlling its metabolism, growth, and reproduction, cytoplasm which is the the complex, semifluid, translucent substance composed of proteins, fats, and other molecules suspended in water that constitutes the living matter of plant and animal cells and manifests the essential life functions of a cell, outside the nucleus of a cell, and various organelles which is a differentiated structure within a cell, such as a mitochondrion, vacuole, or chloroplast, that performs a specific function, all surrounded by a cell membrane that allows passage of certain, especially small, molecules or ions but acting as a barrier to others, whose entire taxonomic classification is Eukarya Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Placentalia Primates Haplorrhini Hominidae Homininae Homo Sapiens, whose entire sequence of nucleotides in DNA that determines the specific amino acid sequence in the synthesis of proteins contains twenty three threadlike linear strands of DNA and associated proteins in the nucleus of eukaryotic cells that carries the genes and functions in the transmission of hereditary information the twenty third of which is distinguished from one of the approximately one half of its species' population and titled after a whose genetic code consists of 23 chromosomes the 23rd of which being distinct from approximately one half the population and named for a phonetic symbol of the English Alphabet characterized by a v shape with the later line of the v extending under the letter, was currently performing with his body a physical activity of travelling forward so as to cross from one side to the other through an immense expanse of a land abounding in rocks which he was currently happened to be present in which was defined as such by miniscule biological organisms that are able to synthesize carbohydrates from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source while usually releasing oxygen as a byproduct and densely compacted particles which are fragments that have been broken off from larger samples of the same substance, maintained by a type of locomotion using a duo of muscular appendiges extending from the bottom of the aformentioned eukarya moving in an aternating pattern with balance being maintained by the interaction of the eukarya's visual systems and inner auditory organs when a rather enormous collection of matter left over from the formation of the eukarya's solar system and consisting of densely packed molcules consisting of one silicon atom combined with two oxygen atoms interspersed with elements which in a pure state are known for their ability to allow passage to electrons entered the gaseous covering of the eukarya's rocky body, which consists of a molten interior with a metal core, eventually coming to rest, in a violent manner, in a formation of igneous material, consisting again of primarily the same molecule as the invader from outside the gaseous covering, which was forced up as two solid plates slammed together by action of the molten core of the rocky body, the whole event occuring without the prior knowledge of the eukarya in a span of time so short as to cause said eukarya quite a great shock.

[Bobbey]

To Sithdarck and Ecurt: Wow. Just wow.

Okay, I think we've pretty much used this sentence. Here's another:

The boat set sail on the high and dangerous seas.

[ThePumpkinKing]

a large maritime vessel disembarked for a venture across an oceanic pathway.

[TheSpacePope]

A wonderous creation of wood with a curved bottom known as a keel and a large vertical structure known as a sail, rather a complicated piece of rope tying and fabric setting, left off, moving away at varying speeds in relation to the particular rock strata that it had been anchored to, mostly with the purpose of moving, again at various speeds over a sodium enriched liquid envionment, that intercised with two or more surface rock strata.

[Sithdarth]

The vessel, or means of conveyance, characterized by ribbed construction with wood, an organic substance, whose chemical makeup is primarily cellulose and lignin, lignin making up a full two thirds of the weight of the wood and providing strength via its molecular geometry, that geometry being that of a six carbon benzene ring so typical of most organic matter, cellulose itself being a slightly simpler molecule of the sugar glucose, derived from a plant commonly known as a tree which creates this substance called glucose through photosynthesis, which powers its metabolism and allows it to live and produce other chemicals, photosynthesis being the process by which visible light, an electromagnetic packet of energy often referred to as a photon with a characteristic wavelength from three hundred and eighty to seven hundred and eighty nanometers, a nanometer being one billionth of a meter, a unit of measure defined as the distance light travels through a vacuum during a time interval of one two hundred and ninety-nine million seven hundred and ninety two thousand four hundred and fifty eighth of a second, or the duration of nine billion one hundred and ninety-two million six hundred and thirty one thousand seven hundred seventy periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom at rest at a temperature of zero Kelvin, is absorbed and the energy used to convert carbon dioxide, a gas produced typically by animals who burn sugars in their cells with oxygen to produce energy, into glucose and oxygen for previously mentioned animals, this being a symbiotic or mutually beneficial relationship, and a fibrous substance often cotton, another photosynthetic plant, woven into large rectangular sheets and hoisted on large sections of wood to catch air moving from an area of high pressure, caused by heating of the earth, a rocky planetary body covered mostly in water on which this vessel travels, by the sun, a giant ball of mostly hydrogen supported from gravitational collapse by thermonuclear fusion, or the smashing together of light atomic elements to form heavier atomic elements, to an area of low pressure caused by the existence of cold spots due to the uneven heating of the Earth by the aforementioned thermonuclear ball of gas, having caught this movement of air, a gas made primarily of oxygen and nitrogen, the vessel began to move of across the largest uninterrupted body of water, which through billions of years of evaporation through heating by the sun and condensation on dust in the atmosphere developed an over abundance of sodium chloride a salt, on the rocky body called earth, this body of water, often referred to as the ocean or the high seas, generally undergoes a rhythmic motion created by the same air moving through differential pressure harnessed to move the vessel; this rhythmic motion often becomes very large and violent causing travel over said large body of water to be quite dangerous for all involved.

[pochercoaster]

Oh my god. It's like Goedl Escher Bach at its worst. o_O

The tired student closed his textbook with a sigh of relief.

[mammothtank]

The fatigued high-schooler, weary after a long day of classes, snapped his book shut with a WHAP and leaned back in his chair, glad that his work for the day was finally done.

[Melfice]

The education following teenaged male human, drained of energy from a long day of following lessons, made the movement of violently shutting his collection of information carrying paper, bonded in cardboard, while balancing on an object also known as a chair, very much pleased that the period of studying was at an end.

Bleh... excuse me if I made no sense. Non-native English speaker, and all that.

Also: This only proves the theory that Sithdarth is infact an artificial intelligence program, and not human as it wants us to believe.

[Truce]

The field of study that is concerned with the pedagogy which is the art of teaching and learning that was coming or going after and proceeding behind the member of the genus Homo and especially of the species H. sapiens whose had existed in reality for 13 through 19 years and had carried upon his birth the male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion, homologous with the clitoris, having been depleted of the capacity for work or vigorous activity; vigor; power gradually, especially to the point of the state of being extremely fatigued from a period of light between dawn and nightfall of relatively great duration of accepting the guidance, command, or leadership of periods of instruction such as a class, acted out the physical action of suddenly forcing with great emotional force his group of sheets of material made of cellulose pulp, derived mainly from wood, rags, and certain grasses that all carry within them knowledge of specific events or situations that has been gathered or received by communication that have kept together within the confines of a material similar to thick, stiff paper, that is made of pressed paper pulp or pasted sheets of paper to have little or no space between elements or parts, while maintaining in a state of equilibrium of existence upon something perceptible by one or more of the senses, especially by vision or touch, that is a piece of furniture consisting of a seat, legs, back, and often arms, designed to accommodate one person, having great satisfaction to an extreme degree that the interval of applying one's mind purposefully to the acquisition of knowledge or understanding of a subject was at the point in time when an action, an event, or a phenomenon ceases or is completed.

[Mr.McSpiff]

New sentence time!

I like pie.

[Truce]

The living individual person that is myself has a great favorable recognition of the quality, value, significance, or magnitude of a baked dish, with a baked shell usually made of pastry that covers or completely contains a filling of meat, fish, vegetables, fruit, cheeses, creams, chocolate, custards, nuts, or other sweet or savoury ingredients, which can be either "one-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.

Really, I could go further, but...

[Fenris]

I don't think anybody else can.

The rabbit hopped accross the field.

EDIT: After reading the posts earlier, Ecurt messed up in the first complication. Chloroplasts are only found in Plant cells.

[Truce]

The small warm blooded animal moved with light skips the from one side to another of a flowery meadow.

Also, Chloroplasts was only used as an example, and therefore remains correct.

[Fenris]

The small warm blooded animal moved with light skips the from one side to another of a flowery meadow.

Also, Chloroplasts was only used as an example, and therefore remains correct.
The diminutive warm blooded mammal with an appearance similar to that of a chinchilla crossed the field covered in short and colorful plantlife in a motion known as bounding.

I considered that, but I wasn't sure, so I thought to point it out.

[Kerensky287]

A miniature version of the mythical creature used in children's stories relating to Easter slowly traversed the grass-covered area using a combination of leaps, bounds, and landings.

[Mr.Bookworm]

The minutare version of the creature called the Easter Bunny from many popular children stories traveled slowly across the area covered with many small green plants called grass using a series of leg movements proppelling it forward, and slightly upward.

I assume this game is still open.

[greed]

A small mammalian chordate of the leporidae used as the basis of the commercial mascot of the Easter, also known as the Feast of the Resurrection, a Christianised holiday potentially derived from a Sumerian festival worshiping Ishtar as part of the depaganisation efforts of the Christian church through not depriving their converts of festivals, transported itself under it's own energy albeit somewhat lethargically across a small grassy biome with a high degree of light penetration primarily through the use of it's hind legs.

I'd say so, unless it's closed, once a game is approved it's perfectly alright to ressurect it I believe.

[Elbodo]

A diminuative leporidae characterized by a spine, its liveborn young, and floppy ears that resembled the totem used as the commercial mascot of the Easter, self-ambulated lacadaisically across a biome of limited dimension covered in single-leaf vegetative plant life illumiated by a stellar mass of hydrogen and helium by contracting and extending the powerful muscles in its hindquarters.

[Mr.Bookworm]

That's it for that sentence.

New one!

The croud threw tomatoes at the clown.

[Demonlink2]

The group of humanoid creatures known as humans chucked a type of plant that is often disputed about it's classification, but is indeed a fruit, at a humaniod creature who is known for entertainment whose given name is Tim, who is a vegetarian but sneaks bacon when no one is looking.

[greed]

A groups of anthropomorphs belonging to the species Homo Sapiens made a quick whipping motion of their arms for the purpose of launching a red fruit which is often called a vegetable at another Homo Sapien with heavy make up and unusual clothing who was attempting to create mirth through various acts of buffoonry such as the spraying of pressurised water from a stealthily hidden cannister underneath a flower on his suit and the hurling of baked goods, who while making a pretence of vegetarianism, often breaks this due to what is to him the irresistible allure of heavily smoked and salted porcine meat.

[Fenris]

A large group of individuals who are taxonomically classified as Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens whose cells contain organelles, such as golgi, centrioles, Smooth and Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum, mitochondria, vacuoles, etc. which was made up of various proteins, which themselves were built up by Amino Acids, which themselves were made up of orders of 3 bases, which could be Uracil, Guanine, Cytosine, or Adenine lobbed a plant under the taxonomic classification Plantae Tracheobionta Magnoliophyta Magnoliopsida Asteridae Solanales Solanaceae Solanum Lycopersicum which contained much the same cellular structure, sans centrioles but it also contained chloroplasts, which (the Plantae Tracheobionta Magnoliophyta Magnoliopsida Asteridae Solanales Solanaceae Solanum Lycopersicum) were colored a hue containing varying shades of crimson, depending on what angle the light hit it at another member of Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens, who was dressed in a manner to entertain smaller Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens.

EDIT: And that about does it for this sentence.

New sentence:

I am.

[Mr.Bookworm]

The being that is me exists in this world, both mentally, and physically.

That's it for that one.

I hate Superman.

[MariusTwilight]

I really hate the superhero known as Superman.

[Demonlink2]

The being, of the taxonomical classifiication as Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens absolutely loathes, abhors, detests, despises, and hates the being of the same classification that has abilities referred to as superpowers, which include flying and superhuman strength, and having the name Superman.

[Heliomance]

Incorrect, Superman is not a member of the genus Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens.

[greed]

The factual components of that statement were not true the superpowered sentient humanoid being known as "Superman", "The man of steel" or "Clark Kent" was not actually a member of the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens but rather a creature of extraterrestrial orign from the now destroyed planet of Krypton and his resemblance to the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens is simply a result of parellel evolution.

[Fenris]

The factual components of that statement were not true the superpowered sentient humanoid being known as "Superman", "The man of steel" or "Clark Kent" was not actually a member of the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens but rather a creature of extraterrestrial orign from the now destroyed planet of Krypton and his resemblance to the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens is simply a result of parellel evolution.
Really, I could make that more long and pointless, but it'd be by adding one phrase, so it doesn't matter.

New sentence:

"I like the song Body And Soul by the Jim Widner Big Band."

[Demonlink2]

The being that is me enjoys listening to the musical stylings of the Jim Widner Big Band in the recorded album of songs called Body And Soul.

[Truce]

This game is quite simply, you take the sentence before hand and you make it longer by taking nouns, pronouns, verbs, etc. And replacing them with something a little more complicated.

Because I'm a jerk...

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...what?

Oh, fine, fine. Whiners.

The being that is me enjoys listening to the musical stylings of the Jim Widner Big Band in the recorded album of songs called Body And Soul.

The consciousness, a quality of the mind generally regarded to comprise qualities such as subjectivity, self-awareness, sentience, sapience, and the ability to perceive the relationship between oneself and one's environment and is a subject of much research in philosophy of mind, psychology, neurology, and cognitive science, that is defined as myself, a member of the online nonpublic forum for the website of Brian Clevinger, who was born on May 7, 1978 and is the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater and the novel Nuklear Age and is currently writing his second novel, a sequel to Nuklear Age known as Atomik Age, as well as perusing other writing projects and is known primarily as a humorist who tends to write jokes with long setups, many "call backs" or running gags and, who delights in playing jokes on the audience itself, which can be accessed on the internet at the web address http://www.nuklearpower.com, finds particular delight in using my ears to sense the vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing of the melodius combinations of distinctive features of literary or artistic expression, execution, or performance characterizing a particular person, group, school, or era of the Jim Widner Big Band found permanently preserved in the media of a printed collection of musical compositions titled Body and Soul.

And, because I feel like it...

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[Heliomance]

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...because I'm more of a jerk than Ecurt.

[Fenris]

Howevar! You both're wrong. Demonlink changed it from the original sentence. I said I like the song not the album. :p

[Fifthfiend]

The moral of the story?

Fenris is the biggest jerk of all.

[Truce]

You lose, Fenris.

I'm supposed to take the sentence before mine, which is Demonlink's incorrect sentence and not yours. Blame Demonlink for the corruption, not me.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

More importantly though-let's not do anything like we did, Heliomance. I might be a jerk, but if we kept doing things like that things would just get spammy, and don't really keep with the spirit of the game.

Seeing as I'm sure nobody could beat my sentence, I get to start a new one.

"I will faithfully serve as a loyal servant for my master Ecurt."

[Fenris]

The moral of the story?

Fenris is the biggest jerk of all.
Sigg'd.

Okay, Ecurt.

The being who is physically, mentally, and emotionally me will partake in unwavering servitute towards the one known on the internet (which is a series of electronic pulses that manifest as imagery and sound on screens around the dirt ball known as Earth) as Ecurt.

--
I figured I'd let the taxonomic classifications go to the next guy.

[Someone Else]

I'm going, but the taxonomic classifications are overdone. Instead I found the definition of every word. It didn't make much sense, but it's not like your taxonomic classifications could be understood either. Ahem.

A word used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things of a living thing that has (or can develop) the ability to act or function independently about the person or persons that third person singular present indicative of be of or relating to the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit, Of or relating to the mind; intellectual, together with or along with; in addition to; as well as, used to connect words, phrases, or clauses that have the same grammatical function in a construction of or relating to emotion used as the direct or indirect object of a verb used to indicate simple futurity to take or have a part or share within the limits, bounds, or area marked by firm determination or resolution; not shakeable state of subjection to an owner or master in the direction of a word used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things living human generally recognized in or at the present position or condition a word used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange (The one or ones previously mentioned or implied, specifically the third person singular present indicative of be used before nouns and noun phrases that denote a single but unspecified person or thing a number of objects or events arranged or coming one after the other in succession produced by; issuing from, implemented on, or controlled by a computer or computer network a regular or rhythmical beating used to introduce an anticipated subordinate clause following the expletive it occurring as subject of the verb to make evident or certain by showing or displaying in the role, capacity, or function of a group or body of images, as in a painting or poem together with or along with; in addition to; as well as, used to connect words, phrases, or clauses that have the same grammatical function in a construction vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing in or at the present position or condition of the phosphorescent surface on which an image is displayed, as on a television, computer monitor, or radar receiver on all sides used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things Earth or soil a spherical object or entity To possess knowledge, understanding, or information when taken into consideration in a specified relation or form Earth), When taken into consideration in a specified relation or form Ecurt.

Edit: Go ahead and try to complicate that if you want.

[Demonlink2]

No, we do new sentences.

So it shall now be:

The mustard of your doom.

[Someone Else]

The yellow condiment often put on hamburgers and hot-dogs of your ultimate demise.

[TheSpacePope]

The oft canary colored, (the color being that which mostly resembles the primary color "yellow",) food item, (used mostly for the topping of tasty treats, for example ground bovine cooked medium rare, and place between two processed baked goods, commonly refferd to as buns, or even the processed intestine of swine, coated and extruded, then cooked and placed in a rather similar device, also called "a bun") of your final breath that you will let out on this humble plane of existance that we call life on this not so humble of place that we call earth.

[Selfish]

You win this one. :D

Here`s a new one.

The girl hit her computer because it "ate" her homework.

[greed]

The person of the female sex physically contacted her computer in a destructive manner because it "ate her homework", a slang term for the scholastic ordeal she was assigned to complete in her place of living being erased by some problem on the computer she was using to complete said academic endeavor.

[Elbodo]

The feminine individual impelled her limb toward her electroinic data-logic manipulation and calculation device with a force great enough to damage either the device or the limb because it had consumed her off-campus academic assignments.

[greed]

New one cause I like this game and it deserves another chance.

"Fire is indeed hot."

[Whale Biologist]

Endowed with an exo-thermal reaction often several orders of magnitude larger that the surrounding environment, assuming of course that the objects in question all share a base temperature which can be used to measure orders of magnitude, an object under combustion can radically alter both the conductive and convective thermal radiation state of anything within close proximity, causing particular harm and damage to life forms, both animal and vegetable, of the planet Earth.

[Captain Hat]

Though most chemical reactions, such as those necessary to the functioning of life, are speeded up by increased temperature, most of those proteins that constitute the catalystic enzymes which allow life processes to take place in carbon-based life-forms denature above roughly forty degrees Centigrade- that is to say, 413.15 degrees Kelvin above absolute zero, meaning that the ideal body temperature of such a carbon-based life form, such as a human, is roughly thirty-seven degrees centigrade or 410.15 degrees Kelvin, just low enough not to denature the aforementioned proteins whilst still maintaining a relatively high temperature environment in which said reactions may also become more efficient, with the practical upshot that, taking into account the fact that such a life-form will also need to offload excess heat into its environment or run the risk of any abnormal activity causing a temperature increase which would begin to denature those proteins which are essential to the carbon-based life-form's continued animation, and thus a significantly lower ambient temperature than body temperature is highly desirable as an environment for said creatures, any temperature below about twenty degrees Centigrade, "Vingt" in French, or XX in Roman numerals, also 293.15 degrees above absolute zero on the Kelvin scale, such as that at which water freezes into ice at a constant pressure of 100 milibars, known as zero degrees Centigrade, which is the same in French and doesn't have a Roman equivalent, thus explaining the massive innovations in the field of mathematics since the adoption of the Arabic decimal figure notation, though it can also be called CCCLXXIII and XV XXths degrees above absolute zero on the Kelvin scale, which means 273.15, or 32 degrees Farenheit, is often considered cold relative to the aforementioned carbon-based creature's body temperature, any temperature above about twenty-five or twenty-six degrees Centigrade, 293.15 Kelvins or 77 degrees Farenheit, such as a summer's evening, is often considered relatively "warm", and temperatures above about thirty-five degrees Centigrade, such as those typically encountered in the vicinity of that group of highly exothermic and luminescent chemical reactions largely consisting of the rapid oxidisation of carbons, starches, hydrocarbons, metals and other compounds and elements using pure oxygen, which has an atomic number of eight, represented in Roman numerals rather oddly as VIII rather than the simpler IIX, and an atomic weight of 16, which is XVI in Roman numerals, and forms into molecules of two atoms using a dual covalent bond, which are collectively known as "fire," are, through the unconscious use of comparative terminology in reference to the creatures' own body temperature, which as we have seen is largely a product of said creature's own chemical structure, and described in the English language which is itself a mishmash of several germanic languages, French, Latin and the indigenous language of several tribes originally native to the grooup of islands now known as The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Ireland, the Isle of man, the Channel Islands, the Shetlands, and a number of other, smaller archipelagos in the vicinity, dotted around the Western coast of Northern Europe, or collecively as the British isles, and which has come to dominate the World through the medium of its use as a trade language by the British Empire, which at its peak contained within its borders large portions of the African continent, Asia (including almost the entirety of the Indian subcontinent), almost the entirety of Australasia, including Australia and New Zealand, as well as Antarctica and significant portions of the Americas including Canada, the Falkland Islands and South Georgia, and by its use in the United States of America, a breakaway nation formed after the rebellion of a British colony instigated by its middle classes for largely economic reasons, as "hot," especially since the temperatures at which these reactions take place are, in point of fact, significnalty above body temperature, often reaching into the hundreds or even thousands of degrees Centigrade.

I think I did OK.

*grin*

[Gascmark de Leone]

Combustion, the process in which certian substances are set into a reaction with oxygen, energy, and the Flame Spirits, which are the beings that bring life into the fire, being of accordance with Bode's Law, which states that the planets are all placed in such a way that they fullfill a certian mathematical statement, the nature of which I cannot recall, because I read it in the past, and the past is a falsehood created to explain the difference between two points of conscoiusness (wow, I killed that word), will create a warming sensation, which is caused by energy exciting the nerves in a human, which informs the brain that if it were to get close to the said flame, of which properties I have already discussed, and again, if it were to get close to the said flame, it would cause severe burning, which is the bodies response to the heat.

That is what you call, "Bull Shitting."