If you were a god, which god would you be? [Archive]

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 06:10 PM

Like it says in the title. All pantheons accepted!

NOTE: Whether or not the beings in question exist is not a question that anybody cares about!

EDIT: No gods that you just made up yourself. I mean come on, people! Nah, I take that back. G'wan and be the God of Pants, if that's what makes you happy.

CallmePrismatic

06-09-2006, 06:24 PM

White Jesus of course.

synkr0nized

06-09-2006, 06:34 PM

That's a rather interesting question, one on which I'd rather think than post spur-of-the-moment. It's not all appearances and "coolness," as there may be some responsibilities and requirements.

Skyshot

06-09-2006, 06:42 PM

Hmm. The Judeo-Christian God is out, because the latter part has that whole thing recreated in The Passion, and the former part has it coming. (I think; I'm not up to date on Jewish doctrine.)

Odin's pretty cool, but he's in the same boat as the Judeo-YHWH thing I mentioned before. You know, putting out an eye, hanging himself on a tree for ten days, and Fenris.

Was there ever a god worth being that didn't suffer incredible amounts of pain?

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 06:48 PM

That's a rather interesting question, one on which I'd rather think than post spur-of-the-moment. It's not all appearances and "coolness," as there may be some responsibilities and requirements.

G'wan and post. You can always take it back later.

PS Your new avatar freaks me out. Seriously.

Was there ever a god worth being that didn't suffer incredible amounts of pain?

It's not like you couldn't say the same thing about people.

TheSpacePope

06-09-2006, 06:59 PM

No probably not.

I'd choose to be Incal, the Most High.
No that is not a drug joke, it is the Atlantean god of the Sun

Either that or Quetequatol or Pacal Voltan

Bells

06-09-2006, 07:06 PM

I Would become the God of Pants, Kilt o'bananahammick!!

My Cult's Motto is : "Feel the power... in my pants!"

DarkCORN!

06-09-2006, 07:10 PM

I would be Erinor, God of Blades and Sex.

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 07:14 PM

No probably not.

I'd choose to be Incal, the Most High.
No that is not a drug joke, it is the Atlantean god of the Sun

Either that or Quetequatol or Pacal Voltan

Some kind of something on why would be nice!

I would be Erinor, God of Blades and Sex.

Now see, that one pretty much explains itself.

Skyshot

06-09-2006, 07:34 PM

Now that I think about it, maybe I'd go for Xenu. As many mockers Scientology has right now, I'd love to see the expressions on their faces when they found out they'd aimed their scoffery in the wrong direction. Because while I'm not a member or advocate of Scientology, I hate hardcore skepticism and conceited mockery and my list of those members and advocates I'm a fan of is about as long as Mother Teresa's and Gandhi's combined hit lists.

ApathyMan

06-09-2006, 07:39 PM

Stupid Skyshot. Xenu isn't a God! Xenu is the evil alien leader who locked the plethora of alien spirits inside a Hawaiian volcano - the spirits that entered the human body and are responsible for all of today's religions, governments, and technological advancements. That is who Xenu is in the Scientologist canon!

... stupid, stupid, Skyshot.

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 07:43 PM

As many mockers Scientology has right now, I'd love to see the expressions on their faces when they found out they'd aimed their scoffery in the wrong direction.

Okay see now here's the thing, is that's down to a matter of Xenu existing or not existing, which, as concerns this thread, nobody cares about.

ALSO: Whether or not people pick on a given faith to too great or not great enough a degree - this is also something which, very emphatically, we do not care about.

Skyshot

06-09-2006, 07:48 PM

...that's down to a matter of Xenu existing or not existing, which, as concerns this thread, nobody cares about.I know, but you asked for a reason and I gave one without any intent of discussing it, which, ironically, I am doing now, and may do again if further challenged. I'll grumble quietly about something to do with "we're not really discussing whether Xenu exists" now.

... stupid, stupid, Skyshot.I'm horrible!

Fine, I'll go on being myself! That ought to be enough god for anybody!

TheSpacePope

06-09-2006, 07:49 PM

I'd be incal because he's the sun/the center of the universe.

the sanskrit is unclear.

i'd be quetzecuotal cause he's a ginormous snake fer crissakes.
and pacal voltan is one of the leaders of the hunab ku, the actual center of the universe.

but I did forget the most important deity of all.

I'd be Black Jesus.
And I will fight white Jesus fo' shizzle.

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 07:55 PM

;) I know, but you asked for a reason and I gave one without any intent of discussing it, which, ironically, I am doing now, and may do again if further challenged. I'll grumble quietly about something to do with "we're not really discussing whether Xenu exists" now.

Look, nobody's challenging anybody, I'm just saying let's just keep this thread in general free of any kind of particular religious axes anyone might have to grind, whatever they may be. Just, purely in the interest of keeping this thread as what's just this sort of silly idea I had that I thought might be fun for us to chit-chat about, instead of BAN-FEST 2006.

i'd be quetzecuotal cause he's a ginormous snake fer crissakes.

You've got a real cock-fixation thing going on, don't you? ;)

TheSpacePope

06-09-2006, 07:56 PM

Cause we all know how much BAN-FEST sucked last year.

4 Dollars for water! What the.....

Crodevillian Team

06-09-2006, 08:06 PM

Hmm, this one is sooo tough, but I would be Jarilo, beautiful god of spring, the moon, fertility and, occasionally, mischief. The seasons are explained by his adultery. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose another god.

Like Thor! Barbarian, follower of no man, wielder of the hammer and excellent drummer. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose to be Hanuman.

Hanuman! Monkey god of Ramayana fame, honor embodied but with room for mischief, and the ability to fly or change size at will! If that's not awesome, then I think you're probably the type who would choose to be some loser god like Zeus.

Truce

06-09-2006, 08:08 PM

I'd be Sephiroth. Not because I'm any fan of his, but I'd really like to see what the big deal is about him.

Krylo

06-09-2006, 08:10 PM

I thoroughly enjoy banfests.

...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus.

No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one.

Or, failing that, Dionysus.

"Why?" you may ask?

Well, let me answer that with another question:

"How do people worship Dionysus?"

The answer?

A bunch of women get naked, eat a live animal, and then have wild orgy sex covered in blood.

Yes. They worship him with (non-menstrual) bloody lesbian orgies.

If I were a god, I'd like to think that's how I'd have people worship me.

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 08:12 PM

If I were a god, I'd like to think that's how I'd have people worship me.

That isn't what we do already?

Shit, guys, looks like Saturday's a no-go.

I'd be Sephiroth.

I will kill you with my bare hands!

Mondt

06-09-2006, 08:15 PM

Easy.

Thanatos.

Sure, he's a minor god, but he's the fucking god of death.

Good fun, right there.

Regulus Tera

06-09-2006, 08:42 PM

If I were a god, I'd be Aphrodite. That way, I would be having sex with everyone in the world every.single.second.

Yes, you too Fifth. You too... ;)

Bells

06-09-2006, 08:43 PM

HA i would be Batman... because THEN i would own your asses from the shadows... ok... that sounds a little too sexual....

An if anyone says Chuck Norris, i will request you a VIP pass for the next Banfest or the Next Ban-a-paloozza... i always forget wichone comes first... ��

TheSpacePope

06-09-2006, 08:44 PM

Yes. They worship him with (non-menstrual) bloody lesbian orgies.
Why the heck did we stop worshiping that guy?

Oh yea.

Nevermind.

Actually, I would like to be Aken-Aten
or Hourus.
Because again, I worship that glowing ball of gas thingy. (apollo?)
and I fancy being smart.

But yea, Zues kind of got more ass than a toilet seat.

But in real terms, I'd be Ricardo Montalbaum.
Because he runs fantasy island.
And is the devil incarnate.
And a midget sidekick!

edit:
It's Banfest. And no one goes to ban-a-palooza anymore cause that shit sucked.

Chaoswizard

06-09-2006, 08:45 PM

id be hermes god of intelligence because i already act like a smart*** and since i would know everything i could rig the lotto MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"twitch"

Onion Knight

06-09-2006, 08:51 PM

GARUD

06-09-2006, 09:01 PM

Hmm... I'd probably be god of magic or something...

But if we are talking about specifics here, probably Osiris, God of Judgement.

Regulus Tera

06-09-2006, 09:10 PM

You know what? Fuck you all. Megahedron (http://nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060214) is obviously the best choice here. He's so cool, he doesn't even exist!

MetalPsycho

06-09-2006, 09:11 PM

Loki is damn good, yes. :P So is Zeus.

I like kyro's second god as well, but I'd probably leave out the blood. Not the animal, but I'd have to have it cooked a little bit before hand. Rare, of course.

Do I have to pick actual "Gods" per say, or can I pick things that were somewhat "godly", like the Titans and Fenris.

<3 Fenris!

Other than that, Bas. Motherly goddess and stuff. Plus, I'd be a catgirl, and EVERYONE loves catgirls.

Everyone. Ever.

Sephiroth is a nice choice too. If he wanted it, he'd probably get NEARLY (not there, but at least challengingly close) the ammount of beast-with-two-backs as Zeus. Plus he has that white hair. I like white hair! D:

Roy_D_Mylote

06-09-2006, 09:27 PM

Know what? Blind Io, that's what. You get exclusivity over thunder, you get a huge-ass hammer and a double-handled axe, and you get a dozen eyes carried around by birds. Plus Blind Io is Odin, Zeus, and Thor combined.

DarkCORN!

06-09-2006, 09:32 PM

Plus Blind Io is Odin, Zeus, and Thor combined.
Thor is Odin's son. Isn't that incest or something?

Fifthfiend

06-09-2006, 09:42 PM

Thor is Odin's son. Isn't that incest or something?

That's not the hangup you'd think it is, for gods.

DarkCORN!

06-09-2006, 09:46 PM

Oh yeah. Zeus fucked his whole family six times before sundown.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope

06-09-2006, 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=krylo]I thoroughly enjoy banfests.

...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus.

No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one.

QUOTE]

Hmm with me it is a Toss Up between Zeus and Hades.

Zeus is the God of Gods in greek Mythology and like Krylo says, got more tail then Kennedy.

Mind you, Hades was the lord of the Dead, keeper of Souls. Anyone who had pissed me off would find themselves wandering the banks of Styx forever.

darth vader wannabe

06-09-2006, 09:54 PM

If I had to be a god, I'd probably be Vulcan, god of Fire and Weaponry.
Okay, he's god of the Forge, but speaking in very loose terms, my statement is true.
There's nothing quite like having fire AND weaponry!!!

Failing that, I'd second Dionysus. Not because of the bloody lesbian orgies, but simply because being a wine god would be kick ass too.

Muffin Mage

06-09-2006, 09:56 PM

I'm personally a fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Azisien

06-09-2006, 10:08 PM

Enh, not a big fan of Zeus myself, but maybe that's because of some of the quasi-greek-sci-fi books I've read, where he was a real dick. Pun intended!

So in that case, Apollo, Lord of the Silver Bow. Because major Greek Gods + Master Archery = Good, and I like the Trojans. So win win.

DarkMonkey

06-09-2006, 10:32 PM

I'd have to be Thor.
Booze, women, lightning, and a giant hammer to smash stuff with. What's not to like? Not to mention that he could probably take on Zeuss and steal his hos if it weren't for the mortality gap.

Mondt

06-09-2006, 10:41 PM

Another I'd like to be is Guh'lehn, the god of tigers and coffee.

Bells

06-09-2006, 10:52 PM

Mondt

06-09-2006, 11:02 PM

Bah being a God is not just Prizes and Fun and crap... got work for your people y'know...? Its not Easy to pass stuff around for your cultists like Magical vision or Dental Plan... sure... they may sarifice a Goat or a virgin or a Gorilla every now and then for ya... but you nee to keep the people happy before going on a rampage of eating, drinking, lesbian bloody orgys and muffinsSays who? What? Are they gonna revolt to a god who doesn't even exist on their plane of existance? (Note: Mount Olympus gods excluded).

I don't know of the others that might still be on humans' levels.

MetalPsycho

06-09-2006, 11:03 PM

I'm suprised noone mentioned Chthulu. <.<

I mean come on! Chthulu! D:

Not that I'd be him. Green isn't my thing.

Nikose Tyris

06-09-2006, 11:15 PM

I'd be Nikose, God of Unity, bringer-together of trolls and elves into the same high house of worship.

But no dirty dwarves.

And, on a PROPER ANSWER note, I'd like to be Odin, just because he would take the form of a normal human in a hat, and go get DRUNK. Seriously, every story I've found so far is about him, getting tanked originally!

BlackMageGirl!

06-09-2006, 11:17 PM

I would be the goddess of Time. For some reason, seeing how all lives interact and observing everything within the flow of time ultimately fascinates me...

MasterOfMagic

06-09-2006, 11:24 PM

I think Loki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loki) would be cool.
Being a trickster god sounds fun, and doesn't sound like it carries much responsibility. Yay to being a shapeshifting con artist. No worries about followers or the like, just good old fun, you could buzz around as an insect, skitter about a a mouse, fly as a bird, stomp about as a giant, anything you wanted.
Not to thrilled about the "distracting" the giant's horse mentioned in the article... ewwwwww........
Well, I think Loki is a pretty cool sounding name. And the whole trickster thing is fun too. But...Loki comes to his end eventually, in Ragnarok. And he knows it. I think living forever is one of my basic requirements. And actually knowing exactly how it'll happen ahead of time...well, that just makes it worse.

I also toyed with the idea of being a god of death. But, eesh. Just think of all the gruesome scenes I'd have to deal with regularly. And I'd be pretty damn busy, too. No thanks.

What I'm left with is uncertainty. :/ To be fair, there's a whole bunch to consider here. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deities)

I totally would've went with this:
I would be the goddess of Time. For some reason, seeing how all lives interact and observing everything within the flow of time ultimately fascinates me...
...only, I'm not so sure I want to switch genders. Couldn't find any keepers of fate and such that were male. Knowing everything that happened, and how it all interacted would never get old though, I'm sure.

Bells

06-09-2006, 11:46 PM

Says who? What? Are they gonna revolt to a god who doesn't even exist on their plane of existance? (Note: Mount Olympus gods excluded).

I don't know of the others that might still be on humans' levels.

Isnt your power as a Deity directly connected to the number os people who worship and know of your "Deitiness"?!

If, as a god, all you do is go around using your divine power to make Elven Chicks make out with Drow chicks while you just sit there recording it and eating Crispy Pegasus Wings, eventualy your followers will start saying "know what? Screw this... im going Hare Krishna..."

On the other hand... giving all of your followers a copy of such tape, probably would make you the most amazing god ever...

Krylo

06-09-2006, 11:54 PM

Raiden

06-10-2006, 12:02 AM

Hmmm....what God would I be?

Which one would I possibly be?

Hmmmmmmmm....that's a toughie. *coughRaidencough* Though I like my version of him better.

Bells

06-10-2006, 12:13 AM

Note that both my choices never really did anything resembling work.

Zeus kept followers by proving his divinity through horrible horrible sex acts and throwing lightning bolts at people. I mean, really, name three times where he did something that wouldn't just be fun.

And Dionysus? All the guy had to do to keep his godhood was make sure people could get drunk. And have lesbian orgies.

Yeah... but everybody feared Zeus, and everybody loved Dionysus... everybody "knosws" and knowledge that both were Gods...

So... Sex and Booze... or Fear... 2 Ways to become a god...

I Love religion :D

Krylo

06-10-2006, 12:17 AM

People did actually tend to fear Dionysus from time to time. He did take over a city or two personally for pissing him off.

He also once had his crazy lesbians eat one of his mortal naysayers alive... during the orgy. I believe the guy's sister and mother (or wife and mother?) were a couple of the crazy lesbians, too.

synkr0nized

06-10-2006, 12:21 AM

PS Your new avatar freaks me out. Seriously.

:D

gurusloth

06-10-2006, 12:29 AM

I would be the goddess of Time. For some reason, seeing how all lives interact and observing everything within the flow of time ultimately fascinates me...You know, there is a goddess of time...Kali! If you're a guy, there's a Greek god of time: Kronos.

As for me, after having read Anansi Boys, I'd have to say being Anansi would be pretty cool. All you do is hang out, tell cool stories and trick people into doing crap for you.

ZERO.

06-10-2006, 01:15 AM

I would be Loki Laufeyjarsonm, the god of mischief in Norse mythology.

I would be Loki because I like the thought of my sole purpose in life was to fuck with peoples head.

For example, I wold ask one of the gods of time for a round trip to the times when people thought you were a witch because they just felt like calling you one.

I would then take a laser pointer and just mess with their little fucking heads, can you imaging the reaction they would get off of that?

Roland

06-10-2006, 01:35 AM

I was going to say Helios, because, hey, the sun rules.

Then I saw Kronos. All I'd have to remember is "don't eat babies", and I should be okay, right? And being the God of Time would be fun. More fun than either chauffeuring or playing backseat driver with a giant ball of superheated gas.

Fifthfiend

06-10-2006, 01:39 AM

Then I saw Kronos. All I'd have to remember is "don't eat babies", and I should be okay, right?

Well he only went on the baby-eating spree cause it was prophesied that his son would kick his ass and take his throne.

So you're pretty much fucked, one way or another.

Archbio

06-10-2006, 01:57 AM

I would be Loki Laufeyjarsonm, the god of mischief in Norse mythology.

Loki once gave birth to an eight-legged horse.

Just saying.

Fifthfiend

06-10-2006, 02:05 AM

Loki once gave birth to an eight-legged horse.

Oh man, define sexy.

Oh and that thing with the snake and the woman and the entrails, seriously, totally hot.

Bells

06-10-2006, 02:06 AM

Actually... on the matter of "the cult makes the god"... i just htought that if enough people worshiped the internet or wikipedia, those could be religions... but.. arent they?

Either way... being the God of time could be quite boring... you HAVE all the time... i would be bored to death in a couple of days

Mondt

06-10-2006, 02:09 AM

Either way... being the God of time could be quite boring... you HAVE all the time... i would be bored to death in a couple of daysPsh. Freeze time and manifest yourself into the mortal world. You can cause all kinds of stuff like that.

It would take at least 3 months for me to get bored of that.

MasterOfMagic

06-10-2006, 02:18 AM

You know, there is a goddess of time...Kali! If you're a guy, there's a Greek god of time: Kronos.
Yeah, Kronos (or Cronus/Cronos) was the baby eater, a Titan. Chronos is the personification of time.

I'm not quite sure if that lets me see everything that's going on though, which is why I was hoping there was a male keeper of fate. Or destiny. Little bit of a difference there.

Plus, Chronos is a wrinkly old man. Eeew.

The Wandering God

06-10-2006, 02:23 AM

Oh man...

Like you have to even ask?

The Wandering God.

Lord of nomads, his life isn't tied down. Constantly moving, his life is chaos by choice and design. A code of honor is his strength and shield. His fury is that of the sandstorm, oblierating everything in it's path.

Moving on to more well known gods, and allowing some gender bending, I'd choose Mother Nature.

Just so I could totally do an insane combination of every disaster movie ever, along with all those movies with crazy/dangerous animals.

But only to those who deserved it... >.>

The Wandering God

Barahad

06-10-2006, 02:42 AM

Hmm...I'm torn choosing my pantheon and specific deity. I really like the Egyptians, but ever since I started watching Stargate SG:1 the entire group immediately conjures images of creepy snakes.

The Norse pantheon is cool, and if I had my choice, I would go with Thor, because he has a hammer, a cart driven by two flying goats (I believe), he gets to beat the daylights out of giants, and is generally the kick-ass protector of mankind.

If I went with the Hindu Pantheon though, I think I'd have to go with Shiva. Sure he occasionally destroys the universe, but in between he's out keeping the balance and renewing things so that life might flourish. Vishnu's cool too...but ultimately both are merely part of one great undivided whole (which we are all also a part of).

However, I think my ultimate choice would be one of the Tuatha de Danaan: the ancient Gods and Kings who fought for and then ruled Ireland before the coming of the Gaels. After leaving the mortal world, they went to eternal kingdoms accessible only by entering certain ancient monuments scattered about the island. Personal preference? I'm definitely going to have to go with Lugh. Jack of all trades, spear-wielding warrior, slayer of Balor (the crazy man with the poison eye which can kill anything), ancient High King of Ireland...hard to go wrong.

Nique

06-10-2006, 03:53 AM

Thor was in comic books, so I choose that guy. Either that, or the TV/media god from Neil Gaimen's "American God's".

Art of Hilt

06-10-2006, 05:33 AM

I'm surprised no one mentioned him.
Kefka.
I mean, c'mon! He has no responsibilities whatsoever! His sole purpose is blowing the world into oblivion! Granted, it might be boring after a while... y'know, when everything stops existing.
...
That's when you rebuild the world with messed up physics, then blow it up again!

Anyone here who does not like blowing things up, raise their hands and say "Aye".
Thought so.

Steel Shadow

06-10-2006, 06:55 AM

Hmm... Yeah, I'd be Fate. From discword. Hes an omnipotent asshole who makes life difficult for pretty much everyone. Whats not to like?I would have gone with the lady, but, as you may have gathered from the title, she's a lady. And I'm rather fond of my gender.

...That didn't come out right.

Hatake Kakashi

06-10-2006, 07:07 AM

If I could be a god?

What, you mean I'm not already?

Fine.

I would be Raistlin Majere. Conqueror of Gods, and bringer of Annihilation to all Existence. At least, in one eternity.

MetalPsycho

06-10-2006, 07:23 AM

That's when you rebuild the world with messed up physics, then blow it up again!

I love you.

As for Khronos, what's great is that it was the prophecy itself that caused the prophecy to come true. Self fulfilling prophecies.

:P Sucks for him, I'm sure.

synkr0nized

06-10-2006, 10:29 AM

Oh, as for an actual answer:

I'll go with Nirrti.
Death and destruction is a cool bit. Not to mention being one of the dikpala.

There are probably a lot of similar gods/goddesses in other mythology and religions to make this not a vastly unique choice, but I am really fond of the name.

Mesden

06-10-2006, 11:14 AM

...

It's like the forums megalomania condensed into one thread...

...And Krylo with his blood orgies.

Still, in almost any mythos, every god has SOME sort of hardship or sacrifice aside from the weaker and less unique ones. I really wouldn't want any role or responsibility of godhood, so, I'd choose none.

Unless you're Krylo with your blood orgies. Then, whatever floats your boat. (In this case, blood and sexual juices!)

Mondt

06-10-2006, 11:34 AM

...And Krylo with his blood orgies.He has said the words "lesbian" and "orgy" in all of his posts in this thread. :O_o:

secretskull

06-10-2006, 11:50 AM

So, what's new?
As for the god I would like to be, I think I would probably go with one of those kick ass Japanese Kami things. They have over 8 million god/spirits in there, so at least one of them is cool.

Rezero

06-10-2006, 01:16 PM

Supposing I were allowed to create my own god, I would either be Genos (made that up myself!) god of flesh. I would mess with people by screwing with their bodies and genetic make-up. For instance, I would fuse who-ever plays Barney to the inside of that satanic suit as a message to all who might propigate the name of the forsaken dinosaur... Or the the Voices of Reason, so that I might be the Lord and Master of all Humanity via my power-source: T.V.

But if I must be a real god... Either Set, god of storms, war, and violence (Then again, maybe not considering the homosexual streak with his nephew Horus). Or Marduk! Patron god of Babylon (Sin City before there was even such thing as Las Vegas), ruler of the Babylonian Pantheon. I'd rule a debauched society of emperialistic oppressors!

TheSpacePope

06-10-2006, 01:27 PM

Marduk slayer of tiamat, son of ia.
wow, lots of sun gods, starting to see a pattern here.

Bells

06-10-2006, 04:00 PM

He has said the words "lesbian" and "orgy" in all of his posts in this thread. :O_o:

Well.. you know... those words are like cake... there just isnt a wrong time to say it... NEVER.

Also... Japanese Gods are kinda messup... you would end up being anything closer to a pokemon

ZERO.

06-10-2006, 11:18 PM

Also... Japanese Gods are kinda messup... you would end up being anything closer to a pokemon

He has got you there, man, you might as well yell, (in dee dee dee voice) �I want to be a charizard!�.

Burkion

06-10-2006, 11:23 PM

Which God? WHy be any other God then MY God? He doesn't foul up like your Gods! Plus he kills people! LOTS of people! And gets away with it while being a kind and caring ruler! GO GOD!

Bells

06-10-2006, 11:29 PM

Which God? WHy be any other God then MY God? He doesn't foul up like your Gods! Plus he kills people! LOTS of people! And gets away with it while being a kind and caring ruler! GO GOD!

Your God is Bush?!

*Shields itself waiting for bashing and Flamming*

Krylo

06-10-2006, 11:30 PM

Marduk slayer of tiamat, son of ia.
If I eat food there won't be room for Marduk, slayer of Tiamat!

Also: Lesbian orgy.

Roy_D_Mylote

06-10-2006, 11:37 PM

Y'know, I think I want to change mine to The Presence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Presence). You get to lord over the DC Universe and be all like, "Ha ha ha, Superman, sit down," and then you make Superman sit down. Cause you're God and stuffs.

I can dream, can't I?

Muffin Mage

06-10-2006, 11:39 PM

If I eat food there won't be room for Marduk, slayer of Tiamat!

Also: Lesbian orgy.
Sneaky. Like a NINJA.

Fifthfiend

06-11-2006, 07:04 AM

...

It's like the forums megalomania condensed into one thread...

Well, CT hasn't posted yet.

That's, like, half our stock of megalomania, right there.

Vermicious Knid

06-11-2006, 03:38 PM

Tchernabog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9y0_D4hrg4&search=Bald%20Mountain), the big black demon thingy in Fantasia.

He's the Slavic God of darkness and death, and is soooooooo very....pretty.

Like a radioactive devil-pony of darkness.

mauve

06-12-2006, 12:12 AM

I'd be Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and Warfare. I'd have my own city-state named after me. The Parthenon would have been built for me. My image would be used as a symbol for institutions of learning and recognitions of scholarship for centuries to come. Plus, I could tell people that not only am I smarter than them, I can kick their asses.

ElfLad

06-12-2006, 12:23 PM

I would be Allah.

Then I would draw a picture of Mohammed and watch my followers's heads explode.

secretskull

06-12-2006, 12:40 PM

Also... Japanese Gods are kinda messup... you would end up being anything closer to a pokemon
They aren't THAT bad.
On a completley unrelated note I think I'll change my god.

Fifthfiend

06-12-2006, 10:18 PM

I would be Allah.

Then I would draw a picture of Mohammed and watch my followers's heads explode.

Now see, that?

We're not doing that.

If you want to get banned that badly, go on ahead and start yourself a "RELIGIONS IS TEH LAMEZORZ LOL ROFLCOPTER" thread and go get banned.

This thread is not a thread for people getting banned.

Leon_88

06-12-2006, 10:37 PM

Diffenetly one of the greek gods, maybe Aeries, or Posidon. Do the Titans count?

Bells

06-12-2006, 10:56 PM

This thread is not a thread for people getting banned.

O RLY?
You know... you can hurt the mod's fellings with all that talk about morals and compassion...

and in a 'unrelated' note... a Forum moderator is the closest thing we have on the internet in the "humanly possible" God Status... so yeah... i would be "MOD" the God of all rules and stuff! :D

Fifthfiend

06-12-2006, 11:15 PM

Diffenetly one of the greek gods, maybe Aeries, or Posidon. Do the Titans count?

SURE!

Hey, why not Prometheus? Created Humanity, stole fire from the Gods, got chained to a rock and then a gigantic bird picks his liver out of his guts for all of eternity... what's not to like?

You know... you can hurt the mod's fellings with all that talk about morals and compassion...

Eh, I just don't want people harshing my buzz.

The Wandering God

06-13-2006, 05:41 AM

SURE!

Hey, why not Prometheus? Created Humanity, stole fire from the Gods, got chained to a rock and then a gigantic bird picks his liver out of his guts for all of eternity... what's not to like?
Til Kevin Sorbo came along in his open vest and totally rescued him with the help of Lucy lawless in her battle corset to save humanity.

The cartoon version (not the Disney, but the animmated version with the voices of Kevin Sorbo, etc) was actually pretty good though.

No. I'm not a mythology nerd and watch anything mythology related at all...

*hides Ray Harryhousen movies*

The Wandering God

RagnarofBurland

06-16-2006, 11:17 AM

As a Classics Major and Nerdus Maximus I feel obligated to pick one of the Greco-Roman gods, but when it comes right down to it, I've been on a Northland craving lately.

So, either Thor (http://members.byond.com/RagnarofBurland/files/WWTDnovus.jpg) because of the reasons mentioned in that image (Hey, It was something to do, and the school had photoshop...)

Or, to be obscure, and because I think bard magic rocks my socks off...Vainamoinen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4in%C3%A4m%C3%B6inen).

Dj_StarChild

06-16-2006, 11:46 AM

I'd be Physics, because I'd have no free will, but somehow I'd still be the cause of everything.

Long-Haired Narcissist

07-01-2006, 11:34 PM

It might be a little late but I thought there was still room for diversity in this thread so here are my pics.
Val Hallen-the God of Rock in Dexter's Lab, just because he is a combination of Thor and a rocker, plus he uses a guitar as a weapon

Fifthfiend

07-01-2006, 11:37 PM

Long-Haired Narcissist

07-01-2006, 11:44 PM

I would've pegged you for, like, Dionysus. But instead of for wine, hitting the pipe.
Well I kinda hit post too soon. My other pics were:
Mandos, the Doomsman of the Valar in Tolkien's novels. He knows all fates.
Shenron of DBZ, yes he was a god and Dragons are awesome.
And Hempor'k, god of drugs, sex, and music. I made that one up.
EDIT:Pronounced Hemp-Rok