Context!

[Whale Biologist]

As many people's sigs here indicate, comments taken out of context are fun!
What are some things you've heard out of context (or in context, but when taken alone) that were hilariously awesome?

I thought up the idea for this thread tiday when the Constructor 9 instructor said:

"Let me just pull this out here. Now I'll just pull on it to make it bigger."

I almost died.

What are some awesome ones from your guys' lives? Feel free to cite the context, or not.

[Flarecobra]

We had something like that in the games thread.

[Kikuichimonji]

I complained to my friend that he sucked for only having cheese pizza. He retorted that I ought to put my own meat on the pizza. A disturbing image follows.

[ZERO.]

I complained to my friend that he sucked for only having cheese pizza. He retorted that I ought to put my own meat on the pizza. A disturbing image follows.


Let's see...

Wing-Wang + hot cheese =.....AHHHHHHHHHHhh



I had a friend who once got his hands on one of thoes big ass jaw breakers, the onces as big as a fist.

He was saying "Why do people lick this big thing? I can fit it in my mouth."

[Whale Biologist]

JUST HEARD ON HGTV:

"This is a place for children! I am bringing SEX into here!"

[Specterbane]

NOOOOOO!!! Not another Neverland Ranch!
I am such a horrible person.

But to be on topic(in off topic) I happen to like lines that are funny regaurdless of context, or even put into diffrent contexts. Like Kiba saying "Screw the rules, I've got money!" in the Yu Gi Oh Spoffs that are coming out. (I'm dating myself here, but no one else is, so I guess it's ok). Imagin that in a diffrent context, like McColly Cokin and his parents from a while back. Oh Home Alone, you weren't the same again.

[Lady Cygnet]

"You just can't keep your pants on, can you?"--me to a friend/coworker who was having trouble with her scrub pants, since she has lost weight and lost her hips.

[Dragonsbane]

Anything Silly Kitty has ever said in the AIM chatroom, ever.

...see the Wingwong thread for details!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

funnily enough ive just added a comment to my sig that flarecobra said yesterday. see below for details

[Demer]

My roommate once screamed at me, "I'm not a Homosapien!!"