#745: "I'm probably your newest ruling class larval head squid thing."

[Kurosen]

Oh, Black Mage is gonna take it in the pants on this one.

...Sorry.

[Gadgeteer]

Yes. Yes, he is.

Brian, BTW, I love you.

[Number 81]

I love you Brian. This is going to be awesome.

[Rocketlex]

The best part is the way that "queen" is emphasized in that sentence.

[Nayno]

What, we're all confessing our love for Brian now? Well, when in Rome...

Silly Black Mage. How could you not know that your deceptive ways would only end in failure and misery? The fourth panel is my favorite.

[bananarama]

Oh noes! Is there going to be buttsex between Margret and BM? I don't want buttsex!:gonk:

[MFok]

Oh noes! Buttsex?! Perhaps the Goblin punch will be used to can Margaret?

[Telephalsion]

I wonder if luck will shine on BM and his friends will save him from this horrible transvestile fate.

[Rocketlex]

Goblin punch could actually work real good here...

[Major Blood]

Does anyone else get the feeling that that "Grave miscalculation" quip of his will result in stabbity death?

[Skyshot]

Can't...stop...laughing...

Oh man, everything does happen to hurt BM. He can't even win without losing!

So, does anyone suspect this "queen" will have a masculine name, in contrast to those of the regular cultists? (My second bet is Kraken, naturally.)

[DarkLadyNyara]

*falls out of chair laughing* That was wrong on soooo many levels... *snickers* I almost feel sorry for Black Mage. Almost.

Does anyone else get the feeling that that "Grave miscalculation" quip of his will result in stabbity death?
Oh, most definatly. :D

[Kroze Gamegod]

Wait, wait, wait...
They want BM to "Mate" with Glorious Leader?
I wonder if "Glorious Leader" is indeed Kraken..

*Kroze tries to envision hot BM on Kraken*
....
Ick... this is gonna be messy me thinks...

[pendejochy]

So, does anyone suspect this "queen" will have a masculine name, in contrast to those of the regular cultists? (My second bet is Kraken, naturally.)

Wait, I thought BM was supposed to be the queen and the Glorious leader was Kraken. Well, the Dwarf Berserker thought they were women...maybe the cultests would make the same mistake?

[BetaRuler]

Does anyone else get the feeling that that "Grave miscalculation" quip of his will result in stabbity death?

something like that, at first I was partly misreading it in my mind to something like "I have made a grave here" as in he was about to get annoyed at them and start killing them, and pile them up in that grave...

[Indecisive_Mimic]

Wait, wait, wait...
They want BM to "Mate" with Glorious Leader?
I wonder if "Glorious Leader" is indeed Kraken..

*Kroze tries to envision hot BM on Kraken*
....
Ick... this is gonna be messy me thinks...

ROFLMAO
Dear GODS that was a mental image I didn't need XD

[Ryong]

Poor cultists. They will all die in about five seconds due to a series of stabs.

[Dasherion]

Hehe, I knew he was going to talk his way out of it, like he did with the guards before casting featherfall, maybe its time for somethin similar?

However, everyone seems to be expecting hot one-on-one between BM and purple-head, but with all the larvabusiness, procreating could only involve the heads of our tentacled friends, now wouldn't it?

My guess is that BM will HLORF on tentacle touch...

[Arth]

This comic was so good :D

He has made a grave miscalculation there

[Novasol]

No love for the "smoke break" comment? Considering where they are, the prospect is rather impossible. Reminds me of Futurama, though.

*several miles underwater*
Zoidberg: Oh no, my house, it burned down! How did this happen?
Hermes: That's a very good question...
Bender: Oh, so that's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!

[Zuntrios]

Well... We all know that there is no way that BM's constitution could handle squid on mage action. Heck, he Blorfed at the Matoya/Bahamut action. Getting himself in that position... I'm looking forward to some heavy vomity action.

[MFD]

You guys DO realize that the leader is just the purple-colored Elder One, right?

[Flarecobra]

Hmm....Would it mean that the cultists are into tentacles?

..Ok, don't go there Flare....

And ol' purple one I imagine might not be happy.

[GIGN]

Really funny, although I feel bad for BM; I like BM.

:(

[Massacre]

But, on the hand of the Cultists, at least we can say this:

They are SO dumb...

[Serasid]

Eew... random BM tentacle images... darn you Cthulu worshipers.... you'd think their moms would have talked to them or something about their 'urges'

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Wait, wait, wait...
They want BM to "Mate" with Glorious Leader?
I wonder if "Glorious Leader" is indeed Kraken..

*Kroze tries to envision hot BM on Kraken*
....
Ick... this is gonna be messy me thinks...
Nonsense, we all know that as we speak, Kraken, Bahamut, and Matoya are having hot tentacled interspecies Squid-on-Dragon-on-old-lady sex. I think I just puked a little inside while I was typing that one up.

[blackwaltzomega]

Nonsense, we all know that as we speak, Kraken, Bahamut, and Matoya are having hot tentacled interspecies Squid-on-Dragon-on-old-lady sex. I think I just puked a little inside while I was typing that one up.

:gonk:

Mental scarrrrrrrrs...

[reunderestimationoflife]

:gonk:

Mental scarrrrrrrrs...
GAH! SOUP! EWWWWW! Rat tail! Disgusting!

Also, I agree with the I have made a grave, except that the grave part of it, I beleive that means something along the lines of adjetive, or maybe I'm crazy.

[Fighter=Genius]

We all know the cultists are a few pannels away from horrible slaughter one way or another, and I don't think they can delay they're impending doom for much longer at this point. My money is on BM with stabbity death because if you recall the hammer threat from WM a few comics ago it's safe to say BM isn't gonna let butsex happen anytime soon.

[Kroze Gamegod]

Nonsense, we all know that as we speak, Kraken, Bahamut, and Matoya are having hot tentacled interspecies Squid-on-Dragon-on-old-lady sex. I think I just puked a little inside while I was typing that one up.

And thus the thread hits the point where it decends into madness just like Brian must of planned all along...
Curse his bones!

[Cukeman]

Nonsense, we all know that as we speak, Kraken, Bahamut, and Matoya are having hot tentacled interspecies Squid-on-Dragon-on-old-lady sex. I think I just puked a little inside while I was typing that one up.
Do not deny your true feelings. =O

[byrd]

if you recall the hammer threat from WM a few comics ago it's safe to say BM isn't gonna let butsex happen anytime soon.

at least not with him on the reaciving end.

[voodooKobra]

"Dear god, THAT'S not a tentacle!"

[Cukeman]

"Dear god, THAT'S not a tentacle!"
You, my fine sir, WIN. XD

[Tiako]

Arr! This comic be mighty good, and it do appear that BM be teling the truth when he be saying he be making a grave miscalculation.

If you be confused at me word choice, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarr! :yarr:

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Reminds me of this (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=181) particularly the diagram with the rape radius and the tentacle monster.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Got a question for Kurosen

Hey Brian, when did you change BM from a wielder of Dark Magiks to a Japanese Schoolgirl

[Stabbity_Man]

Grave miscalculation indeed.

[Jeneralissimo]

Nonsense, we all know that as we speak, Kraken, Bahamut, and Matoya are having hot tentacled interspecies Squid-on-Dragon-on-old-lady sex. I think I just puked a little inside while I was typing that one up.

Dear Lord, Loto, I just ate breakfast. Ungh.

On the other hand, the comic really made me crack up. I'm just kinda wishing I hadn't wandered into this thread now.:sweatdrop

[Otens]

It is too funny,
how will he get out find out on the next comic! :D

[Squidmaster]

it makes me happy to know that these horrible images that have been implanted upon my brain will be purged just as soon as they clock says midnight! n.n

[ElfLad]

So, erm, assuming that we had something that fit Murray's request, how exactly would we contact him?

[Random Ninja]

...how can you turn from a male human/humanoid vessel of evil and destruction into a female squid thing? I mean, unless I missed something, it's supposed to make a squid demon come out of your head. How does that make you eligable to spew baby demon squid eggs?

....unless you ACTUALLY spew them.