B&G vs. 8-Bit Theater!

[SoulMan]

Just thought i'd give this subject its own thread, as its so very very interesting :

Megaman team (originals, not X series) vs 8-bitters

heres how it would go down, i think.....

1.Megaman vs. Fighter : hmmmm.....il have to go with the blue bomber, he's got ranged attacks. Sorry Fighter, we know you mean well.

2.Protoman vs. BB (unless anyone's got a better one...BM maybe?) : Protoman, no questions asked, Protoman's badass. :cool:

3. the brainy guys: Thief vs. Dr. Wily: Wily's an idiot, so thief wins, hands down, not counting the fact that thief could rob Wily blind before you can say "midget weasel"

4. Chick fight! WM vs. Roll: WM, cause shes got a hammer :D

5. Evil People: BM vs. Bass: oooohhh.....close one, but BM has Nuke, so Bass's toast :D

6. Brian Clevinger vs David Anez....hmm....well, Brian's got an original sprite THAT'S NOT JUST A RECOLERED MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE GAME HE'S PARODYING (hint, hint mr. Anez) at least, as far as i know....tho David's has, i think, some better scenes with an author sprite......also, whichever one i don't choose mayh eat my soul.....so, tie!

7. More Smart People! RM vs. Dr. Light: hm......RM, cause he's got +20 intelligence :D

8. Other: Garland/Chaos vs. Wily: um...Garland vs. Wily would prolly be tie cause their both totally inept, tho Garland might get his ass kicked by imps in the middle ohf the fight, while Chaos would tear wily apart. Wily, Chaos.

9.Another Chick Fight! EPS vs Roll: EPS...cuase Roll's a pussy

Feel Free To post and add any more fights to the list!

[High Octane]

Riiiiiight Im sure this is going to be an unbiased poll.

And concerning Dave's sprite, he was the first to EDIT a sprite as far as I know!!

[SoulMan]

i should go post the same thing on B&G's Forum and compare the two!
oh wait...B&G doesnt have a Forum.....hmmm...
poor MegaMan...hes about to get wasted :confused:

[High Octane]

http://forums.bobandgeorge.com

You really didnt look too hard did you? Theres a big button on the page "Forums" XD jk man

[Sakae]

Brian wins, because he is the puppetmaster who pulls the strings. Everything that happens somehow feeds into his nefarious designs....

[Rena Hyrota]

Here's what will go down.
Brian and Dave will get locked into a fight to the death.. and then realize how utterly stupid the fight is, and end up going out and drinking the night away while playing some ancient and obscure video games.

[Icey]

Brian WANTS us to think that he's pulling all the strings while there is some more nefarious mind behind it all... I'm not sure what mind it is...



... yet!

[Kamui-sama]

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That's decent, but I could do better...
And use BnG Characters for better matches...

1. Mega Man vs. Fighter: both have no idea what's going on so they both go out and show each other the wonders of ice cream and swords.

2. BM vs. Bob. They insult eachother for a while, and then BM uses a hadoken on Bob, which eats at his sheilds and blows him away. Round 2 goes to bob, because later that day he shows up as napalm and gets BM back. Tie.

3. Garland vs. Wily. Two failed villians, but in the end Wily will win as he myriad robot minions.

4. WM vs. Roll. You haven't been reading BnG lately if you don't know that Roll now has a blaster and really likes to shoot stuff. WM would start talking, Roll would get impatient and shoot, then WM would be angrier than Hell for no one listing to her and hammer Roll into a parallel universe.

5. BB vs. parallel universe Bob: If you don't know, parallel universe bob is flamboyantly gay, and dislakes homophobia. BB would be too busy saying that he's not gay to do anything effective and parallel universe Bob would declare BB's hubris, and be on his way, leaving BB still trying to prove he's not gay. Parallel universe Bob wins.

6. Brian Cleavenger vs. David Anez: While Brain has a custom sprite, Dave has Author Powers! *Ploof!* Unfortunately, Dave's author powers don't help the fact that he just doesn't get any respect. Brian wins.

7. Accidental replacement of Mega Man with Dave vs. Fighter: Same as #1, but with a Ploof! to accentuate.

There. That's much better.

[Whitemage]

My simalarities to Brian Clevinger are scary.

Same name.
Same state.
Same looking cat. (Sept my cat has the spot on her face backward.)
Same love for 8-bit games.
Same love for Simpsons and comic books.
Both have conspiracy theories.
Both hate Britnny Spears.
Both have brown hair.
Both have but don't wear thier glasses.
Both like quantamn physics. The list gos on..

BUT, there's one major differance. Clevinger wouldn't stoop to my level to win a fight, though probably as manipulative, secretive, and pissed off as me, he won't allow that to get the best of him. Making him LAWFUL neutral instead of CHAOTIC neutral..

Brian Clevinger would lose all these battles, I am the supirior of the two!

[Mikorlias Zard]

Other... Imps of course!

[SoulMan]

ah..well, when i made the poll, i had just started reading B&G, but i see now the Roll kicks ass. hmm.. yeah, ur fights are better than mine. :D i still think megaman woops all their asses, though...or zero....

[CheshireThief]

I'm gonna have to go with... RED MAGE on this one!!! 8-bit beats megaman any day (well... maybe not Garland, but still).... Reddy would let everyone else take each other out and come up with the perfect plan for victory (changing his character sheet as needed :D ) He probably has all of the magic items he needs, and he hasn't wasted a spell yet, meaning he has a whole arsenal of destructiveness in the black category and yummy healing spells in the white... allowing him to dish out damage heavily and heal any damage that MAY be dealt to him... (and he has his own column... that has to weigh heavily...)

[Dante]

BC! BC draws BM, BB and EPS in to help him.

[SoulMan]

i shoul of had Zero in there too....poo^_^ oh well

[editor-in-chief]

So yeah, I'm stupid - Which one is Brian's Original Sprite?

My opinion on the battle:
If you'd set up all the characters from one comic up against all chars from the other, Bob & George would win, simply because they have more capable fighters and outnumber 8-bit Theatre: N4T3, Napalm, Blitz and Mynd all have powers that are unreached by anything in 8-bit Theatre except BM's Hadoken, which can be used only once per day!

Of course, the light warriors (and the dark ones, too) have some truly clever people in their ranks, while pretty much anybody from B&G, except maybe Bob & Protoman, is quite stupid, really. This not going to help against masses of robots, though; even WM will run out of healing spells eventually.

Yet, that would not happen to soon and in the very first episodes, we saw how Thief and Fighter both survived one of BM's Hadokens, which suggests that they quite durable, but maybe that was just because of BM's low level back then. But even if not, Megaman and Company always can call for reinforcements from the future.

[Joe Falco]

Here's what will go down.
Brian and Dave will get locked into a fight to the death.. and then realize how utterly stupid the fight is, and end up going out and drinking the night away while playing some ancient and obscure video games.

I'll go with this one! :D

BM might just decide to unleash hadoken for the hell of it and to create the most damage possible.

Anyway, everyone will decide that this fight isn't worth their time so they will all go out for ice cream. BM will have doom fudge!
:bmage:

[Kamui-sama]

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Some one should make a BnG vs. 8-bit Flash. I'd do it, if I could use flash on my computer(meaning: my computer doesn't meet minimum requirements). However, because I can't, I would need some one else to do it for me. All I'd need is DA's and BC's permission, some one to do the flash, and I'd write the script. Anyone know someone or someplace that I can go with this idea?
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(wait, I need to be on topic)
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Black Mage vs. Helmut: I don't know what happens because I don't know know full extent of Helmut's abilities, other than he's Author's evil counterpart.

[KirbyMario]

Fighter. He's too smart for all of them.

[SoulMan]

OMG i AM an idiot.....i forgot the title characters lol....Bob would rip the bejesus out of anyone in 8-bit^_^

[Bob The Mercenary]

What if Fighter finally perfected his sword-chucks? Then he and BM would dish out an immense amount of ownage.

:bmage: ====O
:fighter: ----\_/

[Icegaze]

When you look at the weaponry the characters have, it's really quite obvious. Everyone at BnG has a tiny, pee-shooting buster, everyne on 8-bit Theater has swords and knives, except Black Mage. Black Mage has the ability to unleash a steady stream of RAW POWER and kill off everyone. Nuff' said.

[Krylo]

Let's not forget fighter's zodiac style. Like the two-fisted monkey style attack that cleaves enemies in two. Or BM's lightning magic, which seems to be usable multiple times perday, can hit multiple targets, and everyone knows that robots are weak against lightning.

[Sir Juno]

But remember that Mega Man can steal other abilities, like the Zodiac Fighting Style. But if it was Mega Man X, he already has the Hadoken and Dragon Punch and can still take powers.

[Icegaze]

This thread inspired me to cook up an 8-bit comic. Here it is:
BnG vs 8BT (http://www.hometown.aol.com/sk8brdr13/page3.html)

[Kamui-sama]

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Pretty good, but Bob is totaly wrong. He's a psychotic villian, and he's Napalm. Otherwise it's pretty good.

[Viktor Von Russia]

If all the characters (minus the authors) were to fight, I think it'd be a toss-up between Bob and Black Mage. I think it's pretty obvious that Bob is the most powerful of BnG's main cast, and we've all seen what Black Mage's level 9 spells are capable of. It would all depend on who shoots first. But my money's on Bob.

[Icegaze]

I still think Bob would be too overconfident and Theif would rob him of everything.

[Viktor Von Russia]

Yes, Thief might be able to steal all of Bob's stuff. Then Bob would fry Thief and take his stuff back.

[Joseph Pandora]

Tho I would vote for 8-bit Theater for my favorite comic, the guys and B&G are incredibly uber and include an omnipotent author thus kicking the hadoken out of 8-bit Theater.

[Icegaze]

Yes, but what if Thief stole Bob's buster?

[Joseph Pandora]

Yes, but what if Thief stole Bob's buster?

Then Dave would eleminate him. You can't beat someone more powerful then god.

[Kamui-sama]

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You forget, as Napalm, Bob only needs his hand to give off a firery blast.

[editor-in-chief]

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You forget, as Napalm, Bob only needs his hand to give off a firery blast.

And clothéd in flame, he doesn't need the protoman-recolour-suit. Plus, I doubt Thief is that fast. He has too much skill-points on "knowledge: taxation", "forgery" and "bluff". He isn't a good fighter, too; he has his dirty work done by others.

[shiney]

Has anyone ever seen if Brian's author sprite is omnipotent or not? He has a cool viewscreen and command over everything in the 8bit world but he's not really an active member of the strip, obviously.

Who's to say brian isn't unbeatable as well, and merely cloaks his fighting prowess behind dancin' like a monkey?

[Joseph Pandora]

Has anyone ever seen if Brian's author sprite is omnipotent or not? He has a cool viewscreen and command over everything in the 8bit world but he's not really an active member of the strip, obviously.

Who's to say brian isn't unbeatable as well, and merely cloaks his fighting prowess behind dancin' like a monkey?

Then I would say a tie.

[SoulMan]

yay somebod y made a comic all about my thread! yay! :D i feel so loved
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anyway, id like to think that Bob and BM would team up and go conquering the multiverse together.
^_^