The Introduction Thread

[MasterOfMagic]

And you still haven't. Come on now, you've gotten me waiting in suspense! :p

[Red Mageia]

well..... To tell you the truth I've never looked, let me go do that right now.

[MasterOfMagic]

Ahh! You're killin' me here.

[Lycanthrope]

Oh, stop flirting.

[MasterOfMagic]

I am incapable of this "flirting" thing you speak of, but I'll leave them alone if that's what you mean. :P

[Red Mageia]

I believe I am a girl, I cannot confirm or deny this however until more conclusive results are in.

[LuckyClover]

Real Name:Katelyn Wagner

Nicknames?:Kate, Katie (Rarely used though if I can help it)

Age:15

Height:5'5" and 3/4

Weight:hmm...I don't honestly know...somewhere around 110

Gender:Female

Favorite Games:...

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:...

Sport(s)?: Does dance count?

Movie(s)?:Ever After

Book(s)?:The Rose and the Beast by Francesca Lia Block or anything by her really. I also really enjoyed the Weetzie Bat series

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : Well, I'm going out with Shane a.k.a Minor Dizaster : ) : )

[DrmChsr0]

Real Name: :P

Nicknames?: DrmChsr0

Age: :P

Height: 176.5cm. no idea how to convert that into feet........

Weight: :P

Gender: I believe I am an anatomically-correct ET.....male

Favorite Games: check Fave Games thread.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: King Steve! Dumber than a pole! And more loveable!

Sport(s)?:Soccer

Movie(s)?:Haven't gone to the movies in a very long time........

Book(s)?:Can't remember......

Warning: Fanboy level 10. Stay away if discussing shoujo.

[Dragonlover]

Real Name: Adam

Nicknames?: None, as yet

Age: 20

Height: About 6 foot

Weight: 10 stone, I think

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: just about anything

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: All of them

Sport(s)?: Rugby

Movie(s)?:

Book(s)?: Discworld, straight up. After that, random fantasy, too much to list

Bands: Iron Maiden, Metallica, Nightwish, most rock actually.

Thats me in a nutshell.

Dragonlover

[Lupa]

Real Name: Paul

Nicknames?: anything with the word "Paul" in it (Paully, Paullard, Paullop, etc...), although not by choice.

Age: 16

Height: 5'11'ish

Weight: 150ish

Gender: maleish

Favorite Games: mario 3 was great, smash brothers is great. ddr is lots of fun.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: black mage, most likely.

Sport(s)?: none right now. im about to start taking karate.

Movie(s)?: Rocky Horror Picture Show is great, especially with audience participation. Anything Monty Python is good, but Holy Grail is quoted too much. The Kill Bill movies were quite nice.

Book(s)?: Anything by Terry Pratchett. Those British dudes can write.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : Well, I live in Huntsville, AL, but I don't like it here, I go to a ginormous high school, but all my friends go to a different school, and I'm in an "I say hi" war with my best friend. The war has long and complicated origins, but if you want to help out, you can email Cormono@gmail.com (my friend David) with the subject line "Paul says 'Hi.'"

[Cloud Strife]

Name: Jarod

Nicknames: Egon, Azeran

Age: 18

Hieght: 5'7"

Weight: 127 lbs.

Gender: Male

Favorite Game: Final Fantasy VII

Favorite 8-Bit character: Fighter

Sport(s)?: If you consider it a sport, Amtgard, and Ultimate Frisbee.

Movie(s)?: Princess Bride, the Gamer Movie

Book(s)?: Legacy of the Drow, all four parts of it.

Band(s)?: Jars of Clay, DC Talk, Newsboys, Audio Adrenaline.

[Rabid Grapefruit]

Real Name: Thomas

Nicknames?:none that i can remember

Age:15

Height: don't know

Weight: don't know

Gender: male

Favorite Games: legend of zelda games, pokemon games, and various others, mostly nintendo games

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :bmage:

Sport(s)?: none

Movie(s)?: can't remember

Book(s)?: Animorphs and Harry Potter

[EvilLincoln]

Real Name: Matt
Nickname: Evil Lincoln
Age:20
Height: 6 foot
Weight: What is this, a witch hunt?
Gender: Male
Favorite Games: Tales of Phantasia/Eternia/Destiny, some of the FFs, Arc of the Lad: Twilight of the spirits, Zone of the enders 1/2, .hack, DDR
Favorite 8-Bit char: :bmage:/:thief:
Sports: Bowling (yes its a sport)
Movie: Bicentenial Man
Books: The merlin Trilogy

[Terex4]

Real Name: Justin

Nicknames?: Lulu the Foul (long story)

Age: 20

Height: 5'8

Weight: 158 lbs

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: D&D, Marvel paper and dice, Most FF games, La Pucelle Tactics

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Toss up between Black Mage and Red Mage

Sport(s)?: D&D, if hack and slash isn't a sport, I don't know what is.

Movie(s)?: Army of Darkness

Book(s)?: The Xanth Series, and Discworld

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : Not much to say really, its just easier to talk to me, I'm pretty open. I'm waiting for the wonderful people at Nuklear Power to print a Black Mage shirt that says "I am the black mage, I cast the spells that make the peoples fall down!"

[Silent Snake]

Real Name: Terry

Nicknames: Master T, Metal Head (Old grade school nickname, got it when a kid hit me in the head one day and he broke his hand.)

Age: 25

Height: 5' 10'

Weight: 175

Gender: A division of the U.S. Male ( Its a post office joke, get it? :D

Favorite Games: Of all time? Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil 2, and Final Fantasy VI. Current Favs: Prince of Persia:SoT

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Fighter

Sport(s)?: Karate

Movie(s)?: Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings, and Ferris Buller's Day Off

Book(s)?: R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt books, Dragonlance, Bruce Cambell: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor.

I've been a fan of 8-bit for a long time but am just now getting around to doing the whole message board thing. Im an elementary education major in my last year and a half or so. I like to watch Family Guy and other random humor shows and I like to think im humerous. I hope we have a good time and........KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[Dragonsbane]

R.A Salvatore is an incredible writer, and Drizzt completely pwnz....welcome to the forums!

[AndyBloodredMage]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a true testament to our time. Salutations as well.

[SelanPike]

Real Name: Sara
Nickname: Selan
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Favorite games: Lufia (As you can tell from my screen name...), Kirby, Harvest Moon...

Umm... I drew that one guest comic. You know, the badly drawn Vacation '04 #6 thing. >_> Not my best work, and not funny. Oh well.
I draw and write alot. I like cartoons. I don't talk much so I'll mainly be lurking.
So... Hi! ^_^;;;

[MasterOfMagic]

Oooh, your guest comic was a good one. Hope you get around to talking though, we don't bite (at least I don't). Maybe you could put up some drawings in the "Post your sketches thread" (location: arts and crafts)?

[Neutral]

Well hello! Ima finished reading the latest chapter in the theater, and decided to check the forums for the first time. Seems like a cool forum to me so I'll stay and try to contribute my knowledge. I must say that the 8-bit theater is indeed genious. Hope I'm welcome, Neutral's the name :) :bmage:

[Silent Snake]

Thanks Dragonsbane and AndyBloodRedMage, glad to be warmly welcomed. So do you guys still play D&D? I use to have a group that dried up sadly.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Head here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=413) for all your roleplaying questions/queries.

[tazz31406]

Real Name: Curt
Nicknames: Err... He Who Never Shuts Up
Age: 14
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 110 lbs.+
Gender: Male
Favorite Games: Mario, Zelda, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, ya know, the Old Skool Kool.
Favorite 8-bit Char: Theif (I wanna con just like him some day... sigh)
Sports: Nope
Movies: Matrix, Blade, The Ring and any horror movie you give to me.
Books: Stephen King and George Carlin's books


Err... that's about it, plus my fave Final Fantasy is either 7 or 6 (7 had Sephiroth, 6 had Kefka... hmmmm...) and my favorite band of all time is Disturbed.

[AndyBloodredMage]

George Carlin seem's familiar, what books did he write?

[SpokAvriel]

George Carlin seem's familiar, what books did he write?

Wasn't he the comedian who started the whole "You Might Be a Redneck if" thing?

[Lycanthrope]

No, I think that was Jeff Foxworthy, but we digress.

[tazz31406]

George Carlin wrote Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty and he's writing When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops. He's my hero...

[Fire]

Normally I wouldn't do this kind of thing, but since there's a thread devoted to it, I guess I should, eh?

Real Name: The one I use is "Alex San"

Nicknames?: Shaggy is my IRL nickname, and I'm usually Fire or Dark Paladin on the interweb

Age: I turned 16 three days ago.

Height: 5'11''

Weight: 140ish

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: YS 1 + 2, the Castlevania series in general, and Chrono Trigger. Also, FF-FF7. I haven't played X-2 or XI yet, though.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black Mage

Sport(s)?: Marching band and Chess. Wait, what's a sport?

Movie(s)?: Hmm. The Matrix, Real Genius, the original Star Wars trilogy.

Book(s)?: The Dark Tower series and the Sword of Truth series.

Also, I'm really into music. Specifically, arranging video game music.

[Hiroshino]

Real Name: Stephen (pronounced Steven)
Nicknames: I've been called Steve. I don't mind either way though. And on other forums I am known as Hiroshino.
Age: 15
Height: Last I checked I was 5'8"
Weight: 156 Pounds
Gender: Male
Favorite Games: FF Series, Chrono Series, Metal Gear Series, Zelda Series, all the old-school Mario games, Tetris, Pac-Man, Duck Hunt, Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest, Pokemon (the colored ones), Kirby All Star, Breath of Fire 3, Legend of Dragoon, man there's so many...
Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Fighter
Favorite Music: Psychedelic, Psychedelic Rock, 70s Rock, Classic Rock, Classic Hard Rock, Grunge Rock, Alternative Rock, Rock, various types of metal, some mellow rock, Acid Rock, Stoner Rock, and trippy music.
Favorite Bands: Black Sabbath, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynnard, Guns 'n Roses, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Sublim, System of a Down, there's so many...
About myself: Hippie, Stoner, Rocker, Gamer, and whatever else I can remember.

[tazz31406]

Hmm... do you like Flogging Molly? How bout AC*DC?

[Hiroshino]

Hmm... do you like Flogging Molly? How bout AC*DC?

Not flogging molly. I sort of liked them but my friend listened to them way too much and since I wasn't much of a fan I didn't like them anymore. AC*DC, yes, definately dude.

[Sivitri_Scarzam]

Real Name: Alissa

Nicknames?: I was never cool enough for a nickname.

Age: 20

Height: 5'6"

Weight: Heavy enough for gravity to do its job. Light enough to enjoy my life. That doesn't make sense.

Gender: Female, last time I checked.

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy. Dur. Any RPG/Action.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Red Mage! :rmage:

Sport(s)?: Channel Surfing.

Movie(s)?: Yes, I like movies.

Book(s)?: Anything by Steven Brust, Dan Brown...Heavy Metal magazines...

About me? Well, I love the bar. I love to play pool. I love to play pool in the bar. Other things? I like to draw, to play M:tG, I'm physically attached to my PS2 controller...And I'm ANGERED that Xbox is getting FABLE!!! Durnit. I like to talk to people. I love friends. Won't someone please be my friend?

[Thaumaturge]

I like to talk to people. I love friends. Won't someone please be my friend?

Heh, don't worry, you shouldn't have much trouble finding friends here. :)

Just start posting wherever you're inclined to, and you should start picking up on who's who.

Female, last time I checked.

Ah, but when last did you check? :D

By the way, what's the origin of you name?

All in all, welcome and well met.

[sbloemeke]

Real Name: Sarah B.

Nicknames?: Sar, but mainly Sarah

Age: 15

Height: 5'1

Weight: NA

Gender: F

Favorite Games: Super Mario World 1 (GB)

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: WM

Sport(s)?: Used to swim, then tore my ACL. (1.5 months and counting!)

Movie(s)?: LOTR, so cool!

Book(s)?: Hm, LOTR, Seventh Tower, Harry Potter, Merlin, Dark is rising. Pretty much fantasy.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out!
Well, I'm Sarah, from NJ, and I suppose I'm new. I've been coming here since May reading these comics. I am a Senior member at FP (Is anybody from FP here?), and really hope to get to know you all well. I'm also a Sailor moon fan, and love to write stories. I think that's about it. Also, I hate spammers, and swear I will not become one.

[Lycanthrope]

Dark is rising! I remember that seriese! Now I want to reread it...

[Dragonsbane]

read it, loved it, own the whole series...heh, I can reread it any time I want!:D

It's well worth it, too.:)

[sbloemeke]

I didn't think that the series was THAT popular. Oh well. The 4th book, which was in my opinion the worst of the series, got a newberry award. I guess I'd go:
2
5
1
3
4
I liked how it ended, also.

[Godslayer]

Real Name: Sigurd Ivan Hellickson

Nick Names: Mr. Ass, Sig, Psycho Sig, Son of a Bitch

Age: 20

Height: 6ft 6in

Weight: 220 lbs

Gender: Male (or if it says sex instead of gender yes please)

Favorite Games: every Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger

Favorite 8-bit character: Black Mage

Sports: anything where you can turn a guy's face to raw hamburger or is potentially dangerous (I just like watching, I like my teeth)

Movies: The Crow, The Green Berets, Road Trip, Dazed and Confused, and Bounty Dog

Books: Too many favorites to list

I'm a bit nerdy, though I graduated highscool while sitting in a jail cell. My life sucks, ain't worth much, yet I'm dumb enough to try and get something worthwhile out of it.

[Dragonsbane]

You know....I just rerealized how many of us here (including those of us who've been here for a long time) post in this thread without having ever posted our own introductions. Well...maybe not THAT many, just me and a few others, but that's beside the point. :p

Welcome to the forum, everyone!:D

[SubjectStorm]

Real Name: Rus

Nick Names: Rus

Age: 26

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 205lbs (of muscle baby, yeah, i kick ass, woo, look at the ass i kick, alriiiight, dynomiiiiittte)

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: HALO, Pandora Tomorrow (spies vs mercs), WORMS, the old Romance of the 3 kingdoms games for SNES, Advance Wars, Harvest Moon (shut up), KOTOR, kinda hooked on Icewind Dale 2 for a while, Super Bomberman in Party Mode (the original backstabber's paradise)

Favorite 8-bit character: King Freaking Steve

Sports: to watch? college football. to play? football, baseball, and pool if that counts.

Movies: Army of Darkness, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, obligatory nod to the LOTR series, Tai Chi Master: Twin Warriors, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, the original matrix movie, Dune, basically all of the Monty Python Movies, the Cowboy Beebop Movie, Vampir Hunter D: Bloodlust, Ninja Scroll, Princess Mononoke (MINUS billy bob "my voice does not fit my character such that it drives viewers to the point of distraction" thornton)

Books: The Stranger (albert camus), To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee), Candide (Voltaire i believe), Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck), the three LOTR books though i didn't care for The Hobbit (Tolkein), Warlock (barbara . . . hamlin? hamily? been a while), The Complete Book Of Swords (Fred Saberhagen. my fave swords would have to be Coinspinner and Doomgiver. Awesome book)

me . . me . . . what about me . . . hmm . . . yessss . . . . nothing to tell really, though i could provide you with a lot of fanciful lies for a small fee.

[Thaumaturge]

You know....I just rerealized how many of us here (including those of us who've been here for a long time) post in this thread without having ever posted our own introductions. Well...maybe not THAT many, just me and a few others, but that's beside the point.

*whistles and tries to look both innocent and inconspicuous*

And welcome all!

Movies: Army of Darkness

Aha! Someone with some taste in movies! :D

[Dragonsbane]

Aha! Someone with some taste in movies! :D

well, that's new....though a few people mentioned LoTR earlier :D

by the way, Thaumaturge, I already knew that you didn't post your intro. You were one of the "others" I mentioned! :p

[Thaumaturge]

by the way, Thaumaturge, I already knew that you didn't post your intro. You were one of the "others" I mentioned!

Ah, NARG! Spotted!

though a few people mentioned LoTR earlier

True, I'll grant you that!

[Jack of Spades]

Originally Posted by Dragonsbane
You know....I just rerealized how many of us here (including those of us who've been here for a long time) post in this thread without having ever posted our own introductions. Well...maybe not THAT many, just me and a few others, but that's beside the point.
Oh yeah neither did I. I signed up for this forum the night it was started...General was called random and I was the 2nd person to post in it if I didn't have o use the bathrrom I'dve been first.

Real Name: Nickolas Gregory Lucas

Nick Names: Sarcastic Ass, Blue, Cool Hand Luke (not really I lied) and "Hey you're that guy"

Age: 18

Height: somewhere between 5' 10" and 6' 1" depending on what convenience store I'm leaving.

Weight: around 180

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, DnD (hey it's a game too)

Favorite 8-bit character: Red Mage

Sports: What are these sports of which you speak? Perhaps they represent some sort of mating ritual in which the dumber males must prove themselves to attract a female?

Movies: Eurotrip, Interview With a Vampire, From Hell, Coyboy Bebop
(note)If you enoyed Blue Gender the anime series DO NOT! I repeat, DO NOT See Blue Gender The Warrior for any reason!!!

Books: The Ender's Game saga and a bunch of other ones.

Music: Anything by Voltaire, OC Remix, Anime Soundtracks

Ok. I'm in college at Diablo Valley College. I play DnD weekly with friends from High School. I have a girlfriend named Angie who seems to enjoy DnD too(not sure she just started) I'm thinking being a radiology or ultrasound technition after college. I'd post more about myself but then I'd sound boring...yep...

[Dragonsbane]

all hail DnD!

that's easily the best description of sports I've ever heard....but you might want to rephrase it a bit...;)

some sort of mating ritual in which the dumber males must prove themselves to attract an equally dumb female?

[Thaumaturge]

*sigh* Very well, here's my "introduction":

Real Name: If you've spotted it (and it has occasionally been available), then you know it. Otherwise, you don't.

Nicknames?: In the outside world (which I like to visit on occasion) I'm sometimes called "eebs." It's from my surname.

Age: 10101 (There are 10 types of people in the world: those that can read binary, and those that can't.)

Height: Err... not particularly tall, but I've met shorter. Around 1.7m, but I'm not sure.

Weight: I haven't the foggiest. I'm honestly not sure when last I stepped oto a scale. Not particularly heavy, but I'm no skeleton.

Gender: XY

Favorite Games: Too many to count, to numerous to name. Entries include: The Gabriel Knight series (I also own the book versions of the first two), the Quest for Glory series (with the exception of 5, which wasn't nearly as good as its predecessors), Another World (which I am only now playing, but finding excellent, if unforgiving), the Thief series, and many more.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Tie between RM, WM, and BM.

Sport(s)?: Fencing.

Movie(s)?: Another one that's nearly impossible to answer. I always forget too many. The list might include: Armies of Darkness (Undead hordes! You've got to love it!), the Alien movies, the Predator movies, the James Bond movies, the first Matrix movie, and just about any fantasy movie that you care to name, no matter how cheesy.

Book(s)?: Oh dear. Yet another with too many to choose from. I suppose that the top three spots would have to go to (in no particular order): The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkein, of course), The Traveller in Black (John Brunner) (that one was hard to get my hands on), and Tales of the Dying Earth (Jack Vance).

More about myself? It's impossible to encapsulate a human personality in mere words. That said, my interests include (but are from from limited to): Reading, writing, drawing, programming (especially games), computer gaming, and forests, and arcane and obscure facts. I also have an interest in physics (and have done the first-year university course in it), as well as a variety of other sciences, and science in general.

All right, your turn now, DB! :)

[Lycanthrope]

DYING EARTH!!!! Thaumaturge, I thank you! I thought I was the only one who had read that masterpiece. And I mean, hell, Dungeons and Dragons stole their concept of spellcasting from that book, not to mention a couple of spells.

[Thaumaturge]

My pleasure, Lycan. I always like to brighten up someone's day :).

In fact, I'm re-reading Dying Earth at the moment. (Well, not as I type, but you know what I mean!)

[Dragonsbane]

hmm....my intro? I'll post the relevant (and true!) facts about myself as soon as I compile them.

[Rad Eddy]

Nickname: Eddy

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: Zelda Games, and most video games. i love fighting games too.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :bmage:

Sport(s)?: Badminton

Movie(s)?: too many

Book(s)?: who reads books anymore? O_o

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P :

uhhhh....

i like video games and computers, and *shrugs* i dunno. any questions, just ask me. i'm not that mean...promise.

[Dragonsbane]

Any questions? Hmmmm......what is the meaning of life? Where does pie come from? Who invented febreeze? *grins*

[Psycat]

Nicknames:Kitty, Elf
Height:5'6"
Weight:120lbs
Gender:Female
Favorite Games:Halo, FF7
Favorite 8-Bit Theater char:BM :bmage:
Movies:LotR trilogy
Books:Silverwing trilogy

I'm a gamer. I use a mac. I listen to Linkin Park. I'm learning Japanese. I love anything Japanese. I'm an artist. I'm working on an internet comic.

[Air Tperrec]

considering I just spent 15 minutes only to have this crash i'm keeping it short...

yo! Call me Air, I'm a guy, 6 feet tall, Like games, Love 8-bit theater (of course), like to roleplay, and in general like forums.

[mxyzptlk]

I love anything Japanese.
Re-heally?

[Thaumaturge]

Welcome all!

I'm a gamer. I use a mac. ... I'm an artist.

Gamer and artist, very cool. Mac user - I'm afraid that this will be more difficult to forgive! :D

And Dragonsbane, we're still waiting for your intro... *nudge nudge*

[Dragonsbane]

And Dragonsbane, we're still waiting for your intro... *nudge nudge*

you asked for it...

Name: Dragonsbane........rumored to have once possessed another name, but he hasn't told anyone yet. Probably because "Robert" can be shortened to "Bob", and there are millions of Bobs in America alone!

Nickname: Lord Dragonsbane/ Dark Lord Dragonsbane are official titles, some close friends call him DB.

Occupation: Lord of Darkness, evil Archmage of Black Magic, Final Boss, Villain extraordinare. A villain in the true sense of the word!

Class: Black Archwizard

Racial/Ethnic: who knows?

Personality: varies......incredibly evil, yet with a dry sarcastic streak. However, he can be a bit of a goof-off sometimes. He has an intense dislike of adventurers, and a mischevious love of poetic irony. Despite his intense and unrelenting evil, he can actually be a nice guy sometimes (he'll help Kain out with a romantic problem, or allow an adventurer who showed some morals to become one of his minions...for example), and he is extremely loyal to his friends and minions. Oddly enough, he also supports basic freedoms of equality...they all burn the same, after all ;)

Relatives: none, or at least none that are known about.

Powers/abilities: not much known, but he is a MASTER of Black Magic

Alignment: Evil, duh!

Allies: Cat, other SOoO members, SAAM, Thaumaturge, Lycanthrope, lots of other NP forum members (the ones I named were just those I could think of off the top of my head) some other villains, and all of my minions and employees.

Enemies: Cecil*, Rosa*, adventurers, paladins

*both from comic

Habits: killing people who annoy him. Usually in a painful manner...

How character reacts in a crisis: blasts/stabs crisis until it goes away, but generally avoids getting into crises in the first place. Has a Raistlin-ish ability to create working strategies when facing such a crisis.

Kind of problems character usually runs into: marauding adventurers, people who want to kill him and loot his castle, holy crusades.

Most prized possession: Talos Blade, Staff of Dragonsbane

Reason: both are incredibly powerful artifacts, and the two greatest weapos in his arsenal, not counting his own spells, abilities, and powers.

How does character relate to others: it depends on the person, really......he shows more sympathy for the downtrodden and for monsters, and he tends to slay any mighty heroes he encounters.

Extremely skilled at: Black Magic, spell battles, killing things, he also learned to be a pretty good swordsman somewhere....

Extremely unskilled at: Final Bosses and Archvillains almost never have big gaps in their skills, the ones that do are stupid.

Good characteristics: What the hell do you mean by "good characteristics"? He's EVIL! Useful characteristics might include his near-omnipotence....

Character Flaws: Stabbity rage! Tendency to blast people who annoy him.

Mannerisms: nothing I haven't explained already...

Peculiarities: can cast some White Magic spells for some unexplained reason......this is part of the reason the Church of White Magic hates him so much. Sometimes takes mercy on those who he likes or sympathizes with..as long as he considers it within his own best interests. For some reason, he wants to avoid doing battle with Cat.......maybe he's afraid of hurting her, or vice versa?

Backstory: a complete and total mystery...except for a few flashbacks.

Quote: "Rich, poor, civilized, barbaric...you all burn the same."

"I don't want to kill you! You deserve FAR worse than that!"

"Booyaka!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

You know Mr. Dragonsbane, I know a guy on this forum just like you! He even has the same name, avatar and signature! Well, seeing as this is the Introduction thread and you have introduced yourself, welcome to the Forum! Enjoy all there is to see and do here!

[Dragonsbane]

I hope to meet this fellow with a similar name. He sounds like a person of intelligence, sophistication, good looks, and sharp wit.

[Psycat]

Re-heally?

Oh yes. If it's Japanese, it's cool.
Gamer and artist, very cool. Mac user - I'm afraid that this will be more difficult to forgive!

I see you like PCs.

[batgirl]

Apparently my bio got deleted for some strange reason, so I shall repost!

Real Name: Ariella

Nicknames: Ari, Ar, Anime, Canadian, Flying Ginette

Age: I shall be the ripe old age of 20 in exactly 4 months and 1 day

Height: 5"1

Weight: Enough

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: SSB, FF3/6, Suikoden 2, Tekken Tag Tournament, Diablo 2, most old skool games, DDR!!

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :thief:

Sport(s): Hockey, Softball, Badminton, Swimming, carrying drunk people into the ambulance

Movie(s): American History X, Empire Records, X, Braveheart, LotR, Harry Potter

Book(s): Harry Potter series, anything by Orson Scott Card, The Power of One

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P :
Well, I am a Sophomore at Binghamton University. I am a Comparative Literature major and I am also in the Pre-Med program. My goal is to eventually go to Med school. I work as an EMT on the student run ambulance at my school and I am also the Secretary of both the DDR club and the Anime club. I love Japan, and my dream would be to one day go there to travel. Not much else to tell really, if you have any questions pm me, I don't bite hard.

[mxyzptlk]

Oh yes. If it's Japanese, it's cool.
Question for the mods: can I link to what I'm thinking about linking to if I provide ample warning regarding the content?

[Rad Eddy]

Any questions? Hmmmm......what is the meaning of life? Where does pie come from? Who invented febreeze? *grins*

to have as much fun as possible, the sky, and your mom ((all in that order))

[Thaumaturge]

I see you like PCs.

Why, whatever gave you that impression? :D

you asked for it...

Everyone chorus together, group-meeting style: "Welcome, Dragonsbane! :D

[Terex4]

Everyone chorus together, group-meeting style: "Welcome, Dragonsbane!

Chorus of zombies: Moooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn
Me: No you poor excuses of walking compost! Like this: Welcome Dragonsbane!

[Dragonsbane]

*falls over laughing*

[Lost in Time]

Yeah.. I haven't done this yet either, might as well do it now while I'm awake.

Real Name: Anthony

Nick Names: Fruit Cup, Tony, Alien

Age: 15

Height: 6ft 1in

Weight: 170 lbs

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: every Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger

Favorite 8-bit character: Red Mage

Sports: Football, Baseball and Hockey

Books: Any Tom Clancy or Stephen King book

Quotes: "Nothing has been said about politics that hasn't already been said about hemorrhoids."

"Somewhere, somehow, someone is doing something."

[HavocHamster]

I am HavocHamster

Currently in the middle of a drow obsession. ((As you can see by my avatar.)).

I am a hormonally unbalanced 14 year old who considers himself a good rper. I've completely given up on socializing with real people which is why I need my forums. I've been known to drink insane amounts of coffee and jolt cola and then not sleep for up to 4 days.

Did you know that you begin to hallucinate after 3 days without sleep? I'm not kidding. You do.

I've been known to say rather disturbing things. But heres something you should know when I'm posting. EVERYTHING I say is in good fun. If it appears as an flame, know that its really sarcastic or meant to be funny.

uh..

Real Name: Cameron "HavocHamster" McKeil

Location: Canada, Eh?

Thats all for now I guess.

Oh, and the drow in my Avy is named Ariel. Poke her and she'll turn you into a drider and send you to the gladiatorial pits.

[GatoFiero]

Oh, and the drow in my Avy is named Ariel. Poke her and she'll turn you into a drider and send you to the gladiatorial pits.
Ah man. I poked her and all she did was send me to your user profile. I want that gladiatorial pit damnit!

[Thaumaturge]

Ah man. I poked her and all she did was send me to your user profile. I want that gladiatorial pit damnit!

That can be arranged... Although you might find these ones a little less forgiving than those run by the drow... MWAHAHA!!!

Welcome HavocMaster!

Chorus of zombies: Moooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn
Me: No you poor excuses of walking compost! Like this: Welcome Dragonsbane!

Yeah, you just can't resurrect good help these days, can you? :D

[Dark Black]

Real Name:Tom Reed. Actually, that's a lie, but it's what I put on all those internet forms i get, so why should you get any better? Why do you even care? And it's always good to have a convincing sounding name on standby in case your ever asked... by... 'people'... <_< >_>

Nicknames?:For my fake name? No. But in real life I get called 'go away' quite a lot.

Age:18. Tom Reed, however, is 149. His long-life secret is crumpets!

Height:...Actually, I have no idea. =s Lets say 8 foot.

Weight:Why do you want to know these things? Are you Police or something?

Gender:Last time I checked, male. But last time I checked was quite a while ago, and a lot of crazy shit has happened since then. Tom Reed, on the otherhand, is neutered (if only because I like complaining to IGN saying their forms don't cater to my (Tom's) disabilities...).

Favorite Games:FF8, AvP1/2, Space Hulk, Alien Resurrection, Bible Adventure.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: 8-Bit Theatre? The hell is that?

Sport(s)?:I... vaguely remember something about this 'sport' that you speak of... A contest of valour held in the kingdom of 'outside'? Ha! Sport is sooo ripped from Tolkien.

Movie(s)?:Alien 3, Aliens (do you see a pattern here?), Beautifal Creatures (a story about insane lesbians mother-killers. With added Kate Winslot!) and Hotshots 2.

Book(s)?:Yes.

I can't be bothered to put anything else (like you care). Just know that at night (like now) I could type almost anything, and will almost always regret it in the morning, thus adding further proof (as if any were needed) to John Gabriel's greater internet fuckwad theory (normal person + anonymity + audience = fuckwad (read - me)).

[Chaos Sepher]

Call me Chaos Sepher. Master of Chaos and all it's forms and powers. That's the story I'm sticking too.

I have read 8-Bit Theater and other webcomics for a while now and hope to become a regular here. I look forward to becoming a frequent particapent of this forum.

[Silver Wolf]

Hello everyone. I am new here, and hope to become just as evil as Black Mage! No, I want to be so evil I create my own class of evil! All I have to do is increase my 'vile' stat by lowering my 'Charisma' stat like so, which I can make up for by increasing my 'diplomacy' stat, by lowering my 'Spirit' stat....

lol, just kidding.

Actually, I am just a huge fan of 8-bit theatre. I love it! And so I decided to join the forums!

BM, RM, and Thief ROCK!!!!

[Minion]

Real Name: Maggie

Nicknames?: Um, Maggie?

Age: 16

Height: '5-11"

Weight: Too much

Gender: What, you can't tell by my name? Female.

Favorite Games: FFIV, FFVII FFIX, Legend of Dragoon, Samurai Shodown IV

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Theif and White Mage and Evil Princess Sara

Sport(s)?: Fishing and shooting at stuff

Movie(s)?: A Clockwork Orange, Tommy, Adolescence of Utena, Kill Bill (both one and two), Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Author(s)?: Christopher Moore, Molly Cochran, and Storm Constantine.

Other stuff: I'm an opinionated homeschool brat with too much extra time on her hands.

[shiney]

Welcome to the forums, compliments of the mod staff. :)

[Fighterdoken]

Real Name: Ben

Nicknames?: Bagel!

Age: 16

Height: 6' 3"

Weight: 164 lbs

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering, random cpu games!

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Thief.

Sport(s)?: Soccer

Movie(s)?: Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Book(s)?: R.A. Salvatore's Homeland

As for my bio: Take black mage's logical reasoning, Red mage's charisma stat+, thief's coolness, and a bit of fighter dorkyness and there ya go!

[The Argent Lord]

Yay! Magic: the Gathering. Yay! R. A. Salvatore. Yay! Star Wars. Welcome.

[Fighterdoken]

YAY! :cool:

:thief:

[Kitty Cannonade]

Hello everyone. Nice to meet you.

Real Name: Raquel

Nickname: Pretty Baby Kitty (my boyfriend calls me that)

Age: 24

Height: 5'4" or, for the metric minded, 1.62 meters

Weight: 122.5 lbs./55.6 kg (I used an online converter, because I'm kinda lazy.)

Gender: Female

Favorite games: LOTR Trivial Pursuit, Cranium, Most White Wolf RPGs, Kingdom Hearts, Marvel vs. Capcom (1 & 2), and Tag

Fave 8-Bit Character: Thief

Sports: I don't have a favorite since I'm not very good at them, but mini-golf and figure skating are nice.

Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Dark Crystal, Lady Iron Monkey

Books: Candide by Voltaire, Vurt by Jeff Noon, The Bonesetter's Daughter by Amy Tan, The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros, and Matilda by Raoul Dahl

Tell About Myself: I enjoy comics and anime even though I can't draw. I like video games and the fun things computers do, but I have no idea how they do it. I'm a horrible cook, but I make good cherry cheesecakes. I love pretty clothes, but I hate shopping. I like staying in shape, but I hate the gym. Crowded places make me nervous and I'm a bit clumsy. I like studying languages and figuring out puzzles. I'm kinda lazy, but only at home when I don't have to work. I think that's it.

That's quite a lot. I'll have to paste this all in the bio sometime.

[Dragonsbane]

Currently in the middle of a drow obsession. ((As you can see by my avatar.)).
Oh, and the drow in my Avy is named Ariel. Poke her and she'll turn you into a drider and send you to the gladiatorial pits.

I've been in the middle of a drow obsession for a while now, maybe the last 5 years or so.

I am familiar with this Ariel, though poking her just seems to send me to your user profile...

[Astral Harmony]

Real Name: Frank Wesley Zirkel ("Jus' call me Wesley. It feels appropriate.")

Nicknames?: I'd share them, but they're all derogatory so nah

Age: 22

Height: 6' 4"

Weight: Roughly 120

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: I'm a Genre Crosser so it's more like "what games aren't my favorite?" Well, if you want my favorite, I'd hafta say Survival Horror, especially Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black Mage, because evil is good

Sport(s)?: Does Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball count? No? Then nothing, sorry.

Movie(s)?: Romeo Must Die.

Book(s)?: Strategy Guides. Yes, they do count as books.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out!: Oh, I'm just your average guy who's been put down by the world enough to leave it for better things like video games and anime, which includes bishoujo games and hentai. I sit on an empire of at least 1000 games, more than half of those purchased, spread across seven consoles. That's about it. Well, that's about that's important to note so I'll see you around, I s'pose

[MasterOfMagic]

More than half purchased? What about the rest?

[shdwfox7x]

This thread is frickin' HUGE!

Real Name:Shayne

Nicknames?:Dave, shoes

Age:18

Height:6'0"

Weight:220-ish

Gender:male (heh, it doesn't say sex)

Favorite Games:FF4, 5, and 6, Chrono Trigger, anything created by Black Isle

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Red Mage, he reminds me of a friend of mine

Sport(s)?:marching band (uwahahahaha)

Movie(s)?:I watch them

Book(s)?:Mostly D&D books

I'm so weird, it frightens me. I play D&D, have my own spritecomic, and eat lots of food. I like food.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Let me assure you, what is weird to the rest of the world is the norm here. Or, in another direction, you are perfectly normal for weirdness is all in perspective, and are using yourself as a base and measure everyone else as weird (except for us, who is normal when compared to you, by you, since in that case you would consider yourself normal, and since we are similar to you, we would be normal).

[UZ_White]

Real Name: Chris White

Nicknames?: May main nickname is UZ, and I am called The crapman (Don't ask. Please.)

Age: 16!

Height: 6 '1

Weight: Why do you ask?

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: FF1, Paper mario, Dragon Warrior Monsters, and a bunch of others...

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black mage, of course!

Sport(s)?: Every single sport, except cricket. Ick.

Movie(s)?: UHF, with Weird Al.

Book(s)?: Er... I don't read much...

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P

Well, I am Chris "UZ" White, the top member in UZ and the gang, my comic club! We have several comics (Please go to my website and read them!) :rmage:

[AndyBloodredMage]

Are you called crapman in the same way a proctologist is called an assman?

[Technocrack]

Real Name: Jimmy

Nicknames?: Way too many to count. My current nickname is 'The Uglier Jesus'

Age: 18

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: Dunno.... 125, I guess.

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Demon Stone, Dance Dance Revolution, NFL 2K5, Final Fantasy Tactics

Favorite Music: ICP, Twiztid, ABK, anything Psychopathic, really... And techno.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black mage

Sport(s)?: Football

Movie(s)?: Don't really watch movies

Book(s)?: Mine! :cool:

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out!

Bah... Nothing much to say... I'm from Alabama, I'm an aspiring author (my first book will be published whenever the fug I finish it), and in my free time, I like to listen to music (mainly, like I said, Psychopathic and techno). I'm a Juggalo, and I know that might annoy/aggrivate most of you, but bah, I say! Bah!

....And that's all.

[Astral Harmony]

More than half purchased? What about the rest?

My previous roommate sold off his MAME, or multiple arcade machine emulator, to me for $50, so I guess I did pay for 'em. He said it was over 8000 games, but I think he may have sugarcoating the deal. Some of 'em don't load properly because of a lack of files and I don't even think there's 8000 games in that thing to begin with. Then there's the one's in Japanese that I can't quite understand but hope to one day. All in all, it's a lot of games I would have never known existed for what I think is a very reasonable price. With six other game consoles, I may never leave the house.

[Blaze]

Real Name:Randy Watson

Nicknames?:Toriyn, Blaze, Azaroth

Age:18

Height:5'11 1/2...so close...

Weight:140

Gender:Male

Favorite Games:Any of the FF games, Zelda, the Twisted Metal Series..

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :rmage:

Sport(s)?:Football and Hockey

Movie(s)?:Half Baked, Clerks, Boondock Saints, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Book(s)?:Just give me one and I'll read it. Anything by Stephen King is awesome.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P :
I live in Texas 45 miles from any kind of civilization..so I spend most of my time on my computer and at work, where I blow chlorine and air across a cow's ass, and make $12 bucks and hour doing it..I've been reading 8-Bit since about episode 150, and I just ordered my copy of Nuklear Age. Right on, Brian!

[red storm]

Real Name: Leen

Nicknames: some people keep calling me angelfreak.

Were do I live: Holland

Age: 17

Height: Uhm.... 1,70m I think

Weight: 60 or something kg

Favorite Games: hmmmm, final fantasy, Golden Sun and other rpg's

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre character: Fighter, what can I say? He's cute :fighter:

Movie: Star Wars

Book: X-wing


I'm quite the anime freak, but don't know much of it because of the short suply of anime in Holland. I really like anime angels, wich might explain why friends keep calling me angelfreak. I'm doing a multimedia course wich means I have to be behind a laptop during class.^_^
In fact, I'm writing this durring class. Bang :p

[Thaumaturge]

Welcome all!

Real Name: Leen

That's a really cool name. Please excuse my ignorance, but is it a name peculiar to Holland?

I'm so weird, it frightens me.

Heh, as AnyBloodRedMage said, weird isn't weird around here... but is that in itself weird? Is the absence of weird weird, or does the creation of this weirdness negate the lack of weirdness, thus leading to another weird lack of weirdness, creating a paradoxical cycle of weird and not weird/not weird and weird?

And is the above a case in point?

Ahem.

Moving on...

I'm a Juggalo, and I know that might annoy/aggrivate most of you, but bah, I say! Bah!

Er... pardon? I'm afraid that I don't know the word, and dictionary searches didn't pick it up... could you please elaborate, unless you feel that it's a word that will cause trouble? I'm curious about this word.

[Fighterdoken]

<<SNIP>>
Er... pardon? I'm afraid that I don't know the word, and dictionary searches didn't pick it up... could you please elaborate, unless you feel that it's a word that will cause trouble? I'm curious about this word.


I think he means Jiggalo, er... Giggalo? Well its one of the two...

[Thaumaturge]

I think he means Jiggalo, er... Giggalo? Well its one of the two...

I thought that that might be the case, but I didn't want to risk offence by assuming incorrectly...

Oh, and it would be gigolo.

In that case, why would it "annoy/aggrivate" most of us? Ah well, no matter.

[Fighterdoken]

I thought that that might be the case, but I didn't want to risk offence by assuming incorrectly...

Oh, and it would be gigolo.

In that case, why would it "annoy/aggrivate" most of us? Ah well, no matter.


Yes... gigolo... that too.

No-matter, I doubt he is anyway.

Me-Doken

[MNMinion]

Real Name:Joshua

Nicknames?:Minion, Josh

Age:18

Height:5'10"(not shure)

Weight:180

Gender:male

Favorite Games:Halo, Twisted Meatal 4, FF 1,3,7,8, Diablo 2:LOD,(thats over all)

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Fighter and Black Mage

Sport(s)?:gaming

Movie(s)?:Matrix movies, LOTR movies, Princess Mononoke

Book(s)?:The Gathering, Xanth books, Pern Books

Ive lived in Arizona all my life and its pretty hot here, and kinda boring, but I dont live in PHX. I like werewolfs, Anime, swords, Medeval weapons/armor, fantasy books/movies.

[Lycanthrope]

No he ment Juggalo, aka an Insane Clown Possie extremest (don't you guys read your Red Mage columns?)

[Thaumaturge]

No he ment Juggalo, aka an Insane Clown Possie extremest (don't you guys read your Red Mage columns?)

Ah, that does make sense. Fair enough. And it's been ages since I read the RM column, so I don't remember much...

[Durandal]

Real Name: Chris O'Brien

Nicknames?: Silver, SilverThorn, ST, Durandal

Age: 19

Height: 6' 4"

Weight: 215 lbs.

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Unreal Tournament, Star Ocean series, Final Fantasy series, Doom series, Ground Control

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black Mage

Sport: None.

Movie: Blade Runner

Book: Neuromancer, Hammer's Slammers series, Unreal series

[MasterOfMagic]

Ive lived in Arizona all my life and its pretty hot here, and kinda boring, but I dont live in PHX.
I have a grandmother who lives just outside of Pheonix(I sooo spelled that wrong), I like it there. No grass. Don't get me wrong, I like grass. Just not cutting it.

Technocrack. Hmmmmm, I'm assuming you like techno?

My previous roommate sold off his MAME, or multiple arcade machine emulator, to me for $50, so I guess I did pay for 'em. He said it was over 8000 games, but I think he may have sugarcoating the deal. Some of 'em don't load properly because of a lack of files and I don't even think there's 8000 games in that thing to begin with. Then there's the one's in Japanese that I can't quite understand but hope to one day. All in all, it's a lot of games I would have never known existed for what I think is a very reasonable price. With six other game consoles, I may never leave the house.
I wouldn't leave the house. *drools* with 8000 games I wouldn't do very much at all, except play them, of course. And only for 50 bucks? I envy you. You have no idea how much.

[Technocrack]

Technocrack. Hmmmmm, I'm assuming you like techno?

Heheh, I don't know where you get that idea... :cool:

[red storm]

Welcome all!



That's a really cool name. Please excuse my ignorance, but is it a name peculiar to Holland?






Well, even in Holland the name is quite rare. Makes me proud though.

[RaosDeshrandu]

Hello. I am Raos Deshrandu. I am an insanely evil demon swordsman hell-bent on the total destruction of law and order! Peacy, eh? I am an avid gamer who likes to annoy modern game enthusiasts with my gabber about the games of my generation. Yummy. BUT! That tends to lead to fights of wit, and I hate making people feel stupid. Well, I am new and love me... (or hate me if you desire a slow and painful death) And goodbye.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Ironically, there's a guy at my workplace named Cornbread.

[AndyBloodredMage]

My friends nickname is cornbread for he constantly wears korn sweathshirts.

[erikrick]

Hey, what all was I supposed to put?
Hght: 5'10"ish
wght: 150ish
dpth: shallow

Favorite color: Blue-green, but I'll tell ya grey to be symbolic.

Favorite RPG series: Suikoden... deffinitly nearly 100 Characters per game!?!? I love it!

Favorite Author: Either Terry or Terry (Goodkind or Pratchet)

I'm a bit behind the times on the whole internet groups thing, so let me know if I am doing something annoying Internet veterans hate (I can't do anything about my spelling, if that is the problem).

Oh, yeah I'm 24ish.

What else do you guys want to know? Something to start a discussion? A discusion that is likely to lead us into strange and unexpected places? Well how about that Garland cat? He's a pretty nice guy huh?

Sorry used up my creativity for the month, I'll try and come up with somethin better in... (checks calander)... (counts on fingers mumbling)... November.

ME


"Evil ( :bmage: ) will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Dark Helmut
Spaceballs

[Zarb]

I guess I cant skip this thread...seeing how its "introductions" and all...

Real Name: Vance

Nicknames?: Zarb

Age: 17

Height: *shrug*

Weight: *shrug again*

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Halo (Xbox), Disgaea, and Counter-Strike: Source

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black Mage of course, who wouldnt love him!

Sport(s)?: Hah, BOOORRRINNNGGG. No, really, sports suck.

Movie(s)?: Too many choices....

Book(s)?: Ender's Game, Battle Royale

[MasterOfMagic]

May I say that I love your Avatar, Zarb? Cats are teh awesome.

[AndyBloodredMage]

I concur, cats sitting lazily in chairs are teh pwnage.

[Lycanthrope]

the cat reminds me of choochoobear and therefore is arock'n.

[Zarb]

Woohoo, Arj and Poopy result in a hit!!

Ahh, the wonders of Arj and Poopy. www.arjandpoopy.com (http://www.arjandpoopy.com)

[Ravenstorm]

Real Name: James C. Baker

Nicknames?: Raven, Jamesicle, Baker, Doobes (I don't know why)

Age: 16

Height: 5'11

Weight: 145lbs

Gender: Males

Favorite Games: ...No Game is truely the best. To say otherwise is to lie

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Forest Imp #4

Sport(s)?: Soccer

Movie(s)?: Haven't made it big yet

Book(s)?: none published

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P :

I game. quite a bit in fact. I am a co-leader of a gaming club. I am rarely found without my GBA:SP. I feel sad when my computer is off. I've named my laptop. Need more. *pots one raised hand* I have two of the three trinity, I refer to the game cube, X-box, and PS2 as the trinity, I own two DDR dance pads. I've choosen gaming as a career. *hand goes down* good!

[Cloud Strife]

Hey, Ravenstorm, welcome to the forums!

EDIT: Heh, whoops. I apparently didn't read the post closely enough. Thanks, ABRM.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Cloud, in the following sentence he specifically denotes that he means the trinity as GC, PS2, and Buttsexbox.

[Elliena Camile]

Real Name: Karen

Nicknames?: None

Age: 18

Height: I'm short

Weight: not much

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: If by this you mean video games then Chrono Trigger, Ocarina of Time, and Super Smash Brothers. I'm basically a Nintendo person.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Thief

Sport(s)?: I don't really play sports much, but I was good at soccer in middle school.

Movie(s)?: Anything by Stanley Kubrick

Book(s)?: 1984, Dragonlance, The Color Purple

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we don’t have to look in your bio to find out! :P : I was directed here by my boyfriend CheshireThief. He's been asking me to join for months and I finally did. I'm a student at College of Charleston in South Carolina studying International Business and Chinese. Somehow though I still end up with lots of free time. Also I worship the spell checker, as I cannot spell.

[CheshireThief]

She worships the spell checker. AKA CheshireThief. ((I'm good at spelling.))

[Lycanthrope]

I'm quickly becoming the only person here without a significant other on the forum. But that's okay. I'm not bitter....

Welcome to the forums Elliena Camile!

[Elliena Camile]

Aw, Lycanthrope, you can be mine and CheshireThief's third wheel. Don't worry, there is plenty of CheshireThief to go around.

[Lycanthrope]

true. Check his signature and my title.

[MasterOfMagic]

Don't worry Lycanthrope, you still got me. (as in, I don't have a SO either, and don't see one coming anytime soon)

Welcome! Always great to have more vic... er, fellow forumers. Yeah.

[erikrick]

I'm quickly becoming the only person here without a significant other on the forum. But that's okay. I'm not bitter....


Don't be... I'm sure that you and me are not the only ones... right? (Everyone, feel free to respond, letting us know we aren't the only ones.... Please!)

:bmage: + :wmage: = :fighter: in a baby carriage

[Astral Harmony]

What about me? I have no significant other, either. Hmmm...

(Gives the game consoles a small glancing over.)

...Oh.

[Dragonsbane]

So many people here have good taste...I see a bunch of newcomers listing books such as Dragonlance and Ender's Game, or mentioning games such as Baldur's Gate.

Welcome to the forums, everyone!

[Dynamix]

Real Name: Josh

Nicknames?: Dynamix

Age: 16

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 114 lb

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy XI...Halo...Diablo II...

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: ...Fighter... *dodges thrown food*

Sport(s)?: HAHAHAHAHAHAH ha.

Movie(s)?: The Last Samurai

Book(s)?: I would have to say Harry Potter or Way of the Peaceful Warrior

about me:
uhm...i'm very...me...and i...i at least spellcheck my own posts... ^-^

:fighter:

[Medeo]

Real Name: Jon

Nicknames: The Mon, Tweek

Age: 17

Height: Not sure

Weight: 130 lbs. last time I checked

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Most FF games, DDR, Zelda, SSBM, Mah Jong, Chess

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :thief: and :bmage:

Fav. sport(s): Hacky Sack, DDR (I think that should count)

Fav. movie(s): Documentaries, comedy, anything by Tim Burton except Planet of the Apes, anything by Stanley Kubrick except 2001

Fav. book(s): The Giver, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, Nuklear Age (once the pace starts to pick up)

Music: Oingo Boingo is my absolute favorite band of all timespace (as you can see by my title and sig). Other than that, I'm into most forms of ska, especially the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and the Aquabats.

Other: Long-time fan of 8BT, but for some reason never joined the fora until now. So, there you go and here I am. I'm gonna go scour the archives for a quote to put in my sig...

[cavs]

hi mark! its me, rich from uni! E0!

[Jeimuzu]

Real Name: James

Nicknames: Jeimuzu, dragon2slay, The Lazy B@st@rd, Betty (by my fencing club)

Age: 17

Height: 5'8"

Weight: Umm...well...I'm not fat!

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: All FF's, Grandia, Koudelka, Megaman games, Wario Ware, WWF Smackdown 2, ALL-Onimusha games (including Onimusha Tactics) and Seven Samurai 20XX

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Garland

Sport(s): Fencing, STAB!

Movie(s): Dogma, and recently South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut W00T!. And Bowling for Columbine, I'd put in others but I need Caffiene.

Book(s): ALL of Terry Pratchetts books, From Diggers, to the Discworld series and Good Omens.

about me: Wouldn't you like to know?

[Thaumaturge]

Greetings and welcome to the forums all!

Hmm... what have we here... a fencer? Excellent! And reader of Discworld novels... A man with good taste, then. :)

[Jeimuzu]

Why thank you! I return the compliment by saying...umm...ahh...sorry lack tea, ah, I know! I'll go for the more usual compliment, You is cool... I know it sucks, but still, thanks for welcome.

And I welcome other newcomers who will enter this thread in future, that way all my bases are covered.

[MasterOfMagic]

Oooooh he's good. He's already got the "random comment to make the post on-topic" thing down. :D

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Step right up, and bow down before the kittty overlords! Any who try to escape will be shot! In the back! And then fed to the lowly dogs in the pits of despair!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[AndyBloodredMage]

Uh-oh, we gots a scotlander. Let's hope he doesn't tangle with Captain FINLAND!!!

[Jeimuzu]

Who's Captain Finland? Maybe we would get on! Like..go the the pub/bar, drink till sun comes and talk of why cabbages are yellow?

I remember registering here as dragon2slay but there was a prob with registration. Thank god I has another e-mail with university!

[AndyBloodredMage]

Captain FINLAND!!! is Obsterbaum's secret superhero personna. You're sure to encounter him in your travels here, so enjoy your stay, and heyo to all new sign-upers!

[MasterOfMagic]

Osterbaum. You'll meet him soon enough.

But beware! He has super powers....

[Jeimuzu]

Ah, but can he face my powers of S-Modedness! Well...on FFF anyway, not here...
But anyways, I should stop posting at this thread, I got othe rplces to check, once again welcome, my fellow n00bies, remember, if at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence!

[Chrono]

Real Name: Ryan

Internet names: Chrono, Cronoman, Chronoman

Age: 15

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 110

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, FF3, Harvest Moon, any RPG

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre character: THIEF :thief:

Sport(s): Crosscountry running

Movie(s): LOTR, Princess Monanoke

Book(s): Anything written by R.A. Salvitor, or Brian Clevinger

If you want to learn a little about me look at what I wrote above.

[Slipstream]

(whistles) maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, there's a lot of replies to this board.

Hey, I'm Slipstream, and if you don't like it, bitch to someone who cares ok?

Favorite character in 8 bit theater: Mage, (come on, a psycho psychic? Tell me that isn't cool)

Favorite games: Halo, Tetris Worlds, Tony Hawk's Underground*, Sonic Heros, and more.

Books: Stephen King rules all. Read IT by Stephen King.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Why is there an asterix by THUG?

[Kaze]

Real Name: Jim

Nicknames: Kaze, Shadow, Bob, Yusuke, and more.

Age: 15

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 215 lbs.

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy I, VI, VII and Tactics.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: FIghter

Sport: Sumo Wrestling, yo.

Movie: The Matrix Trilogy. Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Book: Dragonlance Series, Dean Koontz novels

Stuff 'bout teh Kaz': Not a whole ot to tell really. I'm from the U.S. (so I'm arrogant and pompous, of course =P). I spend most of my time reading, watching anime or playing video games. The light of day scares me.

[Squall Leonhart]

Greetings, fellow 8-Bit readers and forumers. Though I've been here for quite some time, I've been posting untill recently, and never formally introduced myself. I'd like to take the chance now, if you permit me to do so.

I, as you can see, am BlackHBMage. HB, for short. And my real name is Leonel.

I live in México (Tampico, Tamaulipas; if you want to look it up), and have lived here all my eighteen years on this life (I believe free will after death, being rebirth an option). I wish to someday travel world wide along with my girlfriend, which I've been with for over a year now.

My greatests interest are all kinds of arts, beening swordsmanship (wide knowledge), video games (yes, VGs are arts... most of them), anime (Rurouni Kenshin, and that's a big hint on what "HB" stands for), paintings, drawings, and literature, just to name a few. I enjoy writting, and you can see some late night writting here (http://hbsquall.diaryland.com/041029_79.html/) (don't judge the link. Just read it).

I'm a Hideo Kojima (Metal Gear Solid), Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy Music), Shigeru Miyamoto (must I say more?), Brain Clevinger (again, must I brief on this one too?) fan.

As for music, I listen to all variations of Metal music (save death... That's plain horrible), NightWish (http://www.nightwish.com/) being my favorite. I also listen to Rock music (Incubus, Goo Goo Dolls, Seether, and that sort).

So far, I've enjoyed this forum, as well as the members in it. It's great to see a forum so friendly among the so many that are just plain awful **coughgamefaqscough**.

Sorry for the long post. I hope we all have a good time here. :)

[Slipstream]

Why is there an asterix by THUG?
You know, I wondered that myself................ Just kidding, well, I used to like THUG, until Activision became a bunch of jerks and turned off THUG 1 online when THUG 2 came out

[AndyBloodredMage]

Let's not forget, if you're new, go here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=38) before making too many posts.

They cancelled THUG(1) online?! THOSE BASTARDS!

[Slipstream]

Let's not forget, if you're new, go here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=38) before making too many posts.

They cancelled THUG(1) online?! THOSE BASTARDS!

Yep, I guess, I haven't been able to get online since the day THUG 2 was released. When I get to the main server part, it doesn't let me in.
Piece of shit............... I mean, how come they have Socom 1 still online but not THUG 1?

Oh, by the way, nice to meet you.

[senfood]

Real Name: Manny
Nicknames: well, Manny is my nickname...so I guess senfood or sen
Age: 17
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 158 lbs
Gender: Male
Favorite Games: Halo, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid
Fave 8-Bit Persona: Black Mage! (Bolt-2 Mothafugga!)
Sport: Fencing
Movies: Anything Tarentino, ONLY the first Matrix
Book: A Clockwork Orange

Now give me my kudos!

[Squall Leonhart]

Let's not forget, if you're new, go here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=38) before making too many posts.

[...]
Yes, I've read the rules before, and fully know them. And one of the rules is no double posting, Sliptstream. Use the "Edit" button on the bottom right corner of your posts. You'll avoid problems with the mods.


Well, nice to meet you, just one question though, I know who Shigeru is but not who Brain Clevinger is...... so you'll need to explain that one to me.
... DAMMIT! I verified that thing five times to check on my grammer and spelling!

**Note to self: do not spend over night at the forums. Bad for health.**

Anyway, I'll add that I usually hang around at the 8-Bit theater forum (The section within the forum, I mean). This being said, I invite you to the thread "Enlighten Me (http://forums.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=6555)". I'll see you around, guys.

[Aeria]

What? There's an introduction thread? I've been here how long without knowing that... I guess I just ignore most of the sticky threads (Other than the rules, READ THE RULES) because they're generally for topics that get too much spam... Silly me! Ok, well here goes...

My real name is Shannon, and I live in Canada on the West Coast (Most of the time). I travel alot, and have been to most of the important continents. I've played, and beat without cheating, every Final Fantasy and most of the better RPGs that there are, including the japanese ones, and I own about 150+ NES cartridges and 50+ SNES cartidges, plus PSX and PS2 and GB games. I will ALWAYS be a gamer at heart. I'm 18, and am enjoying a temporary period of doing nothing before I start going to University...

Other than that, I've been on the forums for a while, and should be at least decently known. Consider this my formal introduction. You may now shower me with praise and invite me into all of your all-too-cool cliques and clubs!

[Massacre]

It was inevitable, you know... You start reading a sprite-based comic and really start liking the thing, then you watch the official kick-ass movie - laughing your ass off as you do - and shouting "STABBITY!", and finally...you realize the truth...

YOU ARE A FAN.

"Aaaagggghhh....nooooo!!! I'm melting! Melting....."

*Stops screaming, has a good look around, and realizes that he's not melting*

"S'not so bad, I guess."

:fighter: I am NOT the Fighter who gives away all your shinies. (Blargh! I am dead!)

:bmage: I am NOT the Black Mage who casts the spells to knock people down.

I am....

*Checks script*

THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER...WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!!!

(The Preceding was a random roll of chaos, with a Natural 20 in madness and lunacy, cleverly disguised as an introduction post. If the message was not to your satisfaction, please return unused portion to receive your very own Red Mage Whacking-Stick, a product of MassaCorp Industries.)

[KaneInferno]

Real Name: Ethan
Nickname: KaneInferno, or just Kane for short
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Playing video games, making video games
Favorite 8-bit char: Fighter
Favorite Games: FF series, Zelda series, SSBM, and recently, Fire Emblem

If anyone wants to know, yes i really do make games. my nick comes from the main char of a game i am working on now.

i know it's a bad i dea to plug my game in my first post, so i won't but it's not finished anyway so there would be no point.

Also, I will be using this char in any roleplay i do, so look for me!

[Dragonsbane]

*reads Massacre's intro* Very, very cool!

*rereads Aeria's intro* Yup, you're invited! :D

[MasterOfMagic]

Clicks and clubs? Am I in one? I need to start paying more attention around here....

yes i really do make games
YOU HAVE MY DREAM JOB!!! And from now on are a god to me. I need to lay off the caffeine. Blarg.

[ronny]

It seems that I started in the wrong way.
Like when you buy something electronic, and didn't read the instructions; I signed up and start posting without reading the rules. But suddenly I learn the lesson. Read the rules. Also I just realized that there is this introduction thread. So this is me....

Real Name: Ronny
Nicknames: Ronny, mainly. Sometimes Buu, Virus and Motaro; but not here.
Age: 24 (I'm almost a grandpa)
Height: 172cm, (I don't know how to convert in feets)
Weight: 74 Kg (same for lbs)
Gender: Male
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy -(8), ChronoCross, SuperMario, etc, etc
Movie: Any comedy
Book: Bible

I live in CR. My interests: music. Real music, not the boring squared one. The one where you think and feel. I'm also a compu-holic. Anything that has to do with technology and comunications. I like 8-bit because its originall, and like this forum. I hope we get along. I know sometimes we wont have the same opinions, but we got to get along with that, don't we?

[AndyBloodredMage]

Glad that you, unlike many other noobies, are capable of learning. You shall be welcomed most warmly here ronny.

[icythaco]

Hello, world. Wow. That sounds like programming talk. Let me rephrase. Gutentag, wald. Anyway, I am, saddly, a fairly new user on this increasingly popular forum. Its increasing popularity is one of the reasons I'm joining it, actually. I'm doing research on what the "average" web-user thinks about certain issues, so I hope everyone doesn't mind if I use your posts to get a sense of what your demographic, as a whole, is thinking. Note: to any mods who want to bust me for this, I didn't read anything in the rules to suggest that collecting data is illegal on this forum.
Moving on...

Age: 19
Name: Peter
Common Name: IcyThaco
Height: 6'4
Weight: 210 lpds. (I'm a pretty big guy)
Hobbies: Playing jazz cello and jazz piano, playing tennis and lacross, reading, programming, what not...
Gender: Male
Movies: Yellow Submarine, Bowling for Columbine
Games: Paper Mario 1+2, Tribes 2, Star Wars: Battlefront, Chrono Trigger

That's about it

[MasterOfMagic]

I hope everyone doesn't mind if I use your posts to get a sense of what your demographic, as a whole, is thinking.
Hmmm. What I'm thinking.
1.) Kitties are cool.
2.) Fire is too.
3.) Don't combine one and two, it dosen't work very well.
5.) I can't count very well.
4.) Feather dusters are cool.
7.) ^ What the hell?
9.) Chocolate milk is the drink of the gods.
10.) Homework is of the devil.
2.) according to ^, Teachers are the devil!
8.) All teachers should be burninated!

(Sadly, this was an actual string of thoughts. Someone help me.)

[Aeria]

Hmmm. What I'm thinking.
1.) Kitties are cool.
2.) Fire is too.
3.) Don't combine one and two, it dosen't work very well.
5.) I can't count very well.
4.) Feather dusters are cool.
7.) ^ What the hell?
9.) Chocolate milk is the drink of the gods.
10.) Homework is of the devil.
2.) according to ^, Teachers are the devil!
8.) All teachers should be burninated!

You DO know where chocolate milk comes from? And not all teachers should be burninated, only those that teach.

To better improve your results, I am here to tell you what I am thinking.
1) Babies give headaches, which I guess is nature's birthcontrol.
2) I am very, very hungry for a cookie!
3) atama ga itai! naze? ittai nan da?!
4) Perhaps these people don't know japanese
5) Maybe I should translate it for them
7)
8) I'll bet you checked for invisitext
9) Damn, I'm turning into Newb!
10) The japanese meant "My head hurts! Why? What the hell?!"
11) These lists should not get into double digits.

[Thaumaturge]

Greetings and Salutations all! :) Welcome to NPF, and may your time with us be long, fruitful, and entertaining! :)

Clicks and clubs? Am I in one?

Indeed you are! You're in the NPF clique!



yes i really do make games
YOU HAVE MY DREAM JOB!!! And from now on are a god to me.

Heh, give me a little time and I too will attain godhood... or at least, such is my aim...

so I hope everyone doesn't mind if I use your posts to get a sense of what your demographic, as a whole, is thinking.

What we're thinking as a whole?

Hmm...

"We are the NPF. You will be assimilated. You mental and emotional distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."

Oh, you meant individually? :D

Very well...

1) It's too early in the morning to be thinking.
2) <Error> system resources low.
3) Yes, I really do think things like that when I'm tired. I'm a programmer.
4) <System resources too low to continue list procedure>

[Bailey]

Thaum, try this

int c;
data caffeine;
do {
call data caffeine;
c = parse int ( caffeine );
Drink one cup of coffee;
} while (c <= 20);

[Thaumaturge]

Heh, thanks Newb... That would work, if not for the fact that I prefer not to include the "caffeine.h" header file...

Ah well, I find that if I let my CPU run until evening it frees up a few resources, but of course nothing helps like a proper cold boot...

[ronny]

I dont know if I'm messing with something I shouldn't. But here's what I'm thinking:

1. It's cold. I want to sleep.
2. Coffee is good
3. Chocolate+peanuts = No good (Chocolate must go alone in his journey)
4. Computers, internet.
5. Anata dare. Anata dare.*
6. I really want to sleep.
7. There's no more, just a big hollow
8. zzzzz

* Rei's thought. Evangelion

[MasterOfMagic]

Woah. I started something! Amazing! But it is a little of topic, maybe only the newbies should do it. And then we judge them on a scale of -9 to 47. Yeah. So get to it all of you new people! Or machines bent on sucking away all my free time. Whichever group you happen to belong to. (and don't forget the pit of despair! And the dogs! That should get you motivated to be creative. Muhahahahahaha!) I'm evil. Eeeeeviiiilll! Blarg.

Heh, give me a little time and I too will attain godhood... or at least, such is my aim...
You already are a god, Thau. You would only increase your holiness.

You DO know where chocolate milk comes from?
Yess. I have a comic that explains that, and why Fairies need teeth in my sig. But as long as chocolate milk is soo tasty, it dosen't matter where it came from.

And not all teachers should be burninated, only those that teach.
I was just following simple logic, but this is acceptable as well. After all, there is all kinds of crazy things that happen when the teacher dosen't teach.... some fun, some just, just. Creepy.

[erikrick]

My thoughts... (edited by taking the crap out))
1) Newbies should NOT play Calvin-Ball unarmed
3) Having a headache is no excuse to use Japanese... and I don't care if you are Japanese! NO EXCUSE! Actually from what I've seen there is alot of Japanese floating around the forums here... kinda cool... good to practice.
4) Having no-where to go and nothing to do is NOT a vacation
6) Calvin Ball should NOT be entered if you think you might be away for more then 20 hours
8) I am not clever enough today to make a better list.
9) I won't have another chance.... oh well... I mean... sho ga nai

[Aeria]

5. Anata dare. Anata dare.
Shouldn't there be a '?' at the end of those? So it means "Who are you?" instead of "Who are you." Sorry, I get nitpicky at times...

You DO know where chocolate milk comes from?

Yess. I have a comic that explains that, and why Fairies need teeth in my sig. But as long as chocolate milk is soo tasty, it dosen't matter where it came from.

Indeed you do... Indeed you do...

My thoughts... (edited by taking the crap out))
1) Newbies should NOT play Calvin-Ball unarmed
3) Having a headache is no excuse to use Japanese... and I don't care if you are Japanese! NO EXCUSE! Actually from what I've seen there is alot of Japanese floating around the forums here... kinda cool... good to practice.
4) Having no-where to go and nothing to do is NOT a vacation
6) Calvin Ball should NOT be entered if you think you might be away for more then 20 hours
8) I am not clever enough today to make a better list.
9) I won't have another chance.... oh well... I mean... sho ga nai

Any excuse is a good excuse to use japanese... Especially a headache. And as for the Newbies not playing Calvinball unarmed... Really nobody should be playing Calvinball.

Finally, I figure your caffeine code is flawed...

main()
{
int i = 0
While(i < 1)
{
DrinkCoffee()
}
}

[ronny]

Shouldn't there be a '?' at the end of those? So it means "Who are you?" instead of "Who are you." Sorry, I get nitpicky at times...

Maybe, but remember that japanese doesn't have any "?" symbol. English does, Japanese doesn't.

But as I wrote that in romaji, I think that your observation was valid.

Going back to the thinks in my mind, I have two right now:

1. What is PM? Aeria, please tell me; and excuse my ignorance.
2. I liked the Morph word game. Too bad they closed it.

I hope this lets you people to know me better

[MasterOfMagic]

Well, I'm not Aeria, but I'll gladly tell you what a PM (Private Message) is. At the top right of the screen, where it says "Welcome, Ronny" there is a link that says "Private Messages". Since you don't know what they are, chances are you haven't gotten any.

They are basically just a way to talk to another forumer outside of a thread. Think of it like an e-mail, only with in the forums. You can only store 50 messages though, (including sent messages) so be sure to clear out old ones every once in a while. If you want to PM someone, just click on their name in a thread, and there is a button to press there. You could also use the link at the top of the page (Or the Control Panel), and there is a link on the left side of the page that says "send new message", but you have to know how to spell their name, or it won't work.

[Thaumaturge]

Really nobody should be playing Calvinball.

HERETIC! :D

main()
{
int i = 0
While(i < 1)
{
DrinkCoffee()
}
}

Personally, I prefer:

main()
{
int i = 0;
While(i < 1)
{
EatPizza();
}
}

:)

1) Newbies should NOT play Calvin-Ball unarmed

Heh, I don't know, I like easy targets... MWAHAHAHA!!!

You already are a god, Thau. You would only increase your holiness.

Why, thank you :)

And now, offerings can be laid in my temple, which you should build of silver and stone... :D

[SpokAvriel]

And now, offerings can be laid in my temple, which you should build of silver and stone... :D
Dangerous Situation Detected Dangerous Situation Detected
Thaumaturges Ego has grown to dangerous proportions he may explode any min into actually goodly generosity and for him this may mean a truely explosive end.

[Thanatos]

Real Name: Johnathan

Nicknames?: Thanatos

Age: 27

Height: 6'0

Weight: 158.8 kg

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Zelda and FF series

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: BM :bmage: :bmage: :bmage:

Sport(s)?: Football and Greco-Roman Wrestling

Movie(s)?: Close Encouters, Wargames

Book(s)?: Sword of Truth series, Shannarah Series, Wheel of Time Series

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P :

Not much to tell. I'm a Music Major from Alabama (Yes I know that's a contradiction in terms). I love to read, write, sing, compose.

[CheshireThief]

Not to mention, Thanatos lives in the same dorm building as I do!

[Seeker]

Real Name: Eric Clark

Nicknames: Ear-ache, Urc

Age: 23

Height: Between 5'10" & 5'11"

Weight: 185

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Morrowind (gotta love a game where you can do practically anything), Chrono Trigger, FF VII, Castlevania SOTN, Zelda, Metroid, Halo, KOTOR, Jeez this could go on forever so I'm gonna stop now. :grins:

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre character: Black Mage! :bmage:

Sports: Hockey! :mad: ,stupid strike...

Movies: Another long one...The Matrix (the first one), Snatch, Star Wars, LOTR, Spaceballs, Vampire Hunter D, Akira & so on...

Books: Same thing here...Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lamb, The Belgariad & The Mallorian, yada yada...

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : I'm married to a wonderful woman and the greatest woman ever the love of my life, Mariejoe, I've got a 4 yr old son, Justin, & another boy, Braden, due in Mar. I'm what I like to call a conflicted nerd. Sometimes I can dash headlong into the depts of Uber-nerddome and sometimes I'll just take a shallow dive. :D I enjoy just about anything RPG related but I hardly ever get to indulge cause of a shortage of others like myself near by. I also am one of those people who either loves or hates something regardless of its quality, and as my wife often points out I hate alot of stuff! :p And lastly since there was no section for favorite show I'd just like to say Aqua Teen Huger Force RULES!

[Silly Kitty]

Hey umm ok. I'm really trying not to break any of these rules because i don't wanna get yelled at.So im not really postig but like once.... Ok anyway My brother does this alot He's the one who made me look at these comics. He's Inbred Chocobo(for anyone who wants to know). Ok anyways not gonna give out much info. Don't want any stalkers. SO i think ill post now. WEEEE!!

[BigSisterEvilKilala]

Real Name: Ann Marie

Nicknames?: BSEK

Age: 15

Height: 5.03

Weight:?????

Gender:Female

Favorite Games:????

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:?????

Sport(s)?: Swimming

Movie(s)?: Bad News Bears

Book(s)?: O.o

''Well, I am nice, like video games, love to talk to other prople, love AMV's, and more.

[MasterOfMagic]

Are you wanting to make that image your avatar, BigSisterEvilKilala (Here after known as BSEK)?

If so, go to the CP (there is a button at the top left of the page, just below the name of the thread. It says "user CP"). Once there, on the left side of that page there is a link that says, "edit avatar" under settings and options. Click the "use custom avatar" bullet, and enter the URL of the image or location of it on your harddrive in which ever testbox is appropriate. If its on your computer, I recommend using the browse button, so much easier.

For more info on the CP, go here:
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=170

[Druidal]

hello, im a druidic birdy thing

:EMOTE: ;Druidal; (Keens loudly)

that means see i told you so, cuz im always right it says so in the book i wrote entitled "The Book of Facts"


Also, i was hired as a bounty hunter to go after that most horrible of all godmodders, Arhra (see, i spelled his name right)

i also luv Klah (the drink) :)

[Insane-Sama]

Nicknames?: Insane-Sama. I-Sama will suffice.

Age: 20something

Gender: Regardless the heels, I assure you there's some manliness somewhere.

Favorite Games: Einhander, Silent Hill series, Suikoden 1/2, several others.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Blackbelt...I have a soft spot for monks...

Book(s)?: Anything by Pratchett, really. Or Adams...I'm a fan of British wit (Yes, even you, Benny Hill.)

So yeah...That's plenty right there. Just crossing over from the BnG forums to snoop around a bit. Blame TLF if you'd like.

[BigSisterEvilKilala]

Thank you for telling me that MasterOfMagic ^.^. I had bin waiting to upload my image. Thanks again ^.^ .

[MasterOfMagic]

No problemo, BSEK. If you got anymore questions, feel free to ask.

Oh, and welcome! I guess I never said that now did I?

[DenkouKitsune]

Real Name: Raven Harle

Nickname: DenkouKitsune *Lightning Fox*

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 150

Favorite 8-bit Charicter: Fighter

Favorite Game(s): Chrono Trigger, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy, Onimusha

Favorite Comics: My own called GeekNation, Marvel, DC, Megatokyo, 8-bit, Applegeeks

[Beowulf]

Real Name: Justin L.V.

Nicknames?: Beowulf, The Fat Man

Age: 18

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 230

Gender: M

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy up to 7, CSS, HL2, HLS, various other acronyms.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Thief

Sport(s)?: Swindling

Movie(s)?: Buffalo Soldiers

Book(s)?: Wealth Of Nations, Communist Manifesto, Heart Of Darkness, The Jungle, Beowulf (duh)

Occupation(s)?: Black Marketeer

Yes I am a black marketeer. This means my primary source of income comes from selling things that are otherwise in scarce supply or not (exactly) allowed. No, not drugs (get your mind out of the gutter!). Things like Bawls, Rocket Syrup, Hostess Products, Auto Parts, and Misc. I am the stereotypical loud irish american. I enjoy scifi stuff and rpgs. I am currently programming a text based rpg in vb.

[Heavy 3PO]

Real Name: Andrew T. Stanton

Nicknames?: Drew, Andy

Age: 24

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 140 lbs

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Most RPGs (tabletop or otherwise), Starcraft, Warcraft (all), Thief & Thief 2, Deus Ex, FF7, Metal Gear Solid, Legend of Zelda

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: This is a tough one. It entirely depends on my mood. For now, I'll go with BM because of his performance in the current episode (#485 - Shot Down).

Sport(s)?: I used to run track. Otherwise I like Football and Soccer.

Movie(s)?: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LotR Trilogy,

Book(s)?: Anything by Terry Pratchett, Terry Brooks, or Douglas Adams. Also included: The Memory, Sorrow, & Thorn trilogy by Tad Williams, A Brief History of Time and The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking, and last but not least, Nuklear Age by Brian Clevinger

Tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out!: I'm engaged, plan to get married in a little over a year. I'm a Realtor currently. Also, I am a licensed paramedic in Massachusetts. That's where I'm from originally. Right now I live in Florida. On a side note, if anyone needs Real Estate advice (Renting, Buying, or Selling), I'd be happy to help.

[Lycanthrope]

Memory Thorn and Sorrow kicks ass if you have the patience to let it get off the ground. If only the guy had predated tolkien that probably would have ended up as the blockbuster movie rather than LotR.

[JunoXI]

Seeing as this is a new forum and is already generating a ton of traffic, how about a roll call thread so we can all get better acquainted? Fill out what you think people should know...

Real Name: Rachel Jane Isle

Nicknames?: Sanrez, Juno

Age: 19

Height:5' 7"

Weight:none of your business

Gender:female

Favorite Games:final fantasy, legend of dragoon, .//hack games, kingdom hearts, chrono trigger

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: :fighter: and :bmage:

Sport(s)?: nascar

Movie(s)?: dogma

Book(s)?: none of your business

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : :D Peace out!!!

[Poru]

Evenin' all. Filling out that thing seems a bit 'job application'-ish, so I'll stick to a simple introduction.
I'm bit of a sarcy git sometimes, and I obviously lurve a bit of 8-bit Theatre.
I'm a bit of a video crazed fool. Fave games are probably... at the moment Halo 2, (multiplayer), Fable. And of course I have an undying love for the FFs and Chrono Trigger.
Well, see you around here.

[shiney]

You gain instant recognition for having actually used the introduction thread without first having been warned to do so.

[Squall Lionheart]

Hello everyone. Just checkin' out the forums, looks like a nice enough place. I'm not one for formal introductions, so I'll just make it quick. If you can't tell, I'm a fanboy, most definitely. I'm lookin' forward to my stay here. Hi Cloud! ^^

[Cloud Strife]

Hey, Squall. Yep, he's a friend of mine, pay him no mind, he knows not which Final Fantasy is truly the greatest! Don't worry, I'll keep him in line.

[SuzuranLily]

Hello Squall. It's nice to meet a new person on the forum. This is a nice place, I hope you have fun here. Also Cloud...I think it's you that needs to learn which FF is the greatest. :)

[MasterOfMagic]

You better Cloud... I'd hate to do somethin' nasty... ;p

Welcome, welcome, just don't step on the shrubbery. I likes my shrubbery.

[Poru]

You gain instant recognition for having actually used the introduction thread without first having been warned to do so.

Sexcellent, I'll be pimping you all within days.

[SpankyManIsInYourGrill]

Hello everyone I am SpankyMan and i like to get into peoples grills. For those of you who do not habla stupid ghetto language, it means that i like to get into peoples faces and annoy them. I am 3ft tall and i have no torso, I am basically a head with two arms and two legs. I like to hang out with my buddies, eat chocolate and disembowl little forest creatures. cheerio for now.

[Skypidallius]

So yeah... I'm sorta new, and sorta lost, and sorta disoriented by the vast amounts of information I've just taken in through the wonderful rules thread. Or it may just be that it's late at night. Anyways...

Real Name: Classified, and by classified I mean I don't trust the people here currently enough to actually hand out my name... you might... steal my name or something...

Nicknames?: Skyp(idallius), Squig, Hey You!

Age: 16ish

Height: 5' 5"

Weight: 125 lbs or about 56.7 kg for those metric fanatics out there.

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Red Alert 2, Soul Calibur 2, Icewind Dale 2 (gee, there seems to be a pattern)

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: um... you know that one forest imp...

Sport(s)?: Cross Country, Track and Field, Running, Badmitton (really fun, but only if you use certain rules)

Movie(s)?: PJ's Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Book(s)?: Dune, The Lays of Beleriand, Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying.

Anyways... I was pointed this direction by Cloud Strife, who I'm lead to believe people know here... anyways... I'm totally losing the ability to commit coherant thought to my reply so... I'll... ju..s...t... finish...

this...

...post...

*KTHUD!*
^Face hitting desk sound.

[Cloud Strife]

Hey, 'bout time you got here, Skyp! Welcome to NPF. I do think you'll like it here. ^_^

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey there Skyp! Welcome to the forum! I'm sure that Cloud's horrid (=Þ) prescence won't cover up the wonderfulness of this place! ^_^

[Lauryious]

Hail and well met! As this is the introduction section, pardon my forwardness, but allow me to introduce myself. I am Lauryious, elven cleric and knight-in-training. *salutes*
I encountered the excellent web comic 8-bit theater quite some time ago, but was not aware of these forums until recently. I have already met a few of you on the chatrooms, and my heart is gladdened by the presence of members who also enjoy a good time. Hopefully, I can share in this and add to this already great forum in my own humble way. *bows*

Nicknames?: Smiter, Siegfriedve (Sieg)

Age: 18 (124 in elf years)

Height: 5'2"

Weight: *cough*

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: Legend of Zelda, Dungeons & Dragons, Fable, Final Fantasy XI

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: White mage

Sport(s)?: Soccer, Hockey, Larping

Movie(s)?: Gladiator, Vampire Hunter D

Book(s)?: Forgotten Realms, Dragonlance, Arthurian legends

Once again, thank you for letting me join! ^^

[Lycanthrope]

Lauryious is a friend of mine from school. yay! I finally know someone on forum in real life!

And larping as a sport? Not when you play shugenja. Maybe as a samuri.

[SpokAvriel]

And larping as a sport? Not when you play shugenja. Maybe as a samuri.

Ease up if you look back far enough you can find people who put chess as their sport.

[Skypidallius]

And larping as a sport? Not when you play shugenja. Maybe as a samuri.

LARPing as a shugenja is definitely a sport. When big scary guy with bigger scarier sword comes your way you've gotta run like mad. I speak from experiance LARPing as a wizard. I can't actually vouch for any of the nuances of shugenjaism, but what I do know is that I ended up running a lot.

Back on topic: Thanks all for making me feel welcome.

[atip]

Real Name:Joey Cronin

Nicknames?: Nadda

Age:17

Height: 5'9'

Weight:140

Gender:male

Favorite Games: ff5, ff7, ff1, Super Metroid, Metroid Zero Mission, MK:trilogy and MK deception

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Fighter

Sport(s)?: Used to be a black belt in tae kwon do but quit a while ago. I still bust out the ol' nun chuks just to remind myself that I am the master :-P

Movie(s)?:Matrix, Fight club, memento

Book(s)?: 1984

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : I enjoy weapons, a LOT. I'm very interested in the history of them and how there viewed in different cultures. if you have any interesting fact e-mail me at wing13x@yahoo.com ;-). I also happen to like a variety of music anything from lynard skynard to marailyn manson. I also happen to enjoy long walks on the beach w/ my +2 shurukins of death and my +2d6 sneak attack bonus! heh... yea, I also like d&d, wish I could play it more often though.

[Frenze]

Seeing as this is a new forum and is already generating a ton of traffic, how about a roll call thread so we can all get better acquainted? Fill out what you think people should know...

Real Name:Not telling you wierdos :D

Nicknames?:Mhoose, Frenze

Age:16

Height:5'something

Weight:????(not heavy, my arms are skinnier than broomsticks :D)

Gender:Male

Favorite Games: Metroid, Metroid 2: The return of Samus, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime, Metroid Fusion, Metroid: Zero Mission, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes(Havent played it yet- But its a Metroid game!), Halo, Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, Most FF games, SNES Megaman games+Battlenetworks and Zero, Jetforce Gemini, Conkers Bad Fur Day,
Secret of Mana, Seiken Densetsu 3(Secret of Mana 3), Super Mario RPG, Diablo2: Lord of Destruction, Starcraft: Broodwar, World of Warcraft(HORDE CAN SUCK IT), The Lost Vikings, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings, Baldurs Gate: Tales of the Sword Coast, Baldurs Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal, Unreal Tournament 2004, Some Yu-Gi-Oh game for the GBA, Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2, Majesty, Dynasty Warriors 4, thats all I can remember for now- Aside from a game I call: Drink 12 cups of coffee and see how long I can go without sleep.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Theif

Sport(s)?: Lacrosse, Baseball is the devils game

Movie(s)?: Monty Pyhton: Quest for the Holy Grail, lots more, I'm tired and my arms hurt after the games list so you all can guess the rest.

Book(s)?: Books?!

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : I like coffee. I like girls. I like food. I like girls with food. I like anime, food, girls, coffee, food, video games(duh), girls, playing Lacrosse, food, and girls thta have food.

[Foamy]

I don't think I ever signed in! O.o;;

Real Name: Melissa
Nickname: Mandy
Age: 16
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 114 lbs.
Gender: Female
Fav. Games: RPG, Racing, Puzzle
Fav. 8-bit Char.: BM
Sports: Swimming and Football
Movies: Monty Python Movies, Nightmare Before Christmas, Studio Ghibli Movies, Matrix 1&3
Books: Wicked, First three Dragonlance
Bio: Like guys, games and food. In that order. I also like anime, manga, swimming, Denver Broncos. I watch [AS], Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, MXC, VH1.

[MasterOfMagic]

Favorite Games: Metroid, Metroid 2: The return of Samus, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime, Metroid Fusion, Metroid: Zero Mission, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes(Havent played it yet- But its a Metroid game!)

Me thinks you and I are going to get along just fine :D

I'm currently very close to beating Zero Mission with only 9% item collection... ohhh It will be such an accomplishment.

[Vile Black Mage]

Realname: Genuwine Black Mage :cool:

Nickname: BM

Age: 16

Height: 6'1

Weight: 160

Gender: Male

Fav Games: Any game that allows stabbing or violence or blood and gore or magic. Prefer games where i can aquire my pointy hat, dagger, and evil powers.

Fav 8-bit theatre char: Black Mage

Sports: Basketball, Baseball, Gaming, my favorite...Stabbing!

Movies: All action, fantasy, comedy, horror!

Books: The only book i ever read was LOTR, never finished it.


And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! I like to game alot, RPG's are my favorite along with any game allowing me evil powers. I buy my gf lavish gifts with all the evil money i acquire. I like chicken and chinese food. Someday i hope to take over the world!

[ganon]

Hello all, I should have done this a long time ago, but I just found time :P

Real Name:James Riker Weimer

Nicknames?: I usualy go by Riker, but I've been called other things, and am open to gaining new nicknames ^^

Age:18

Height:no idea, something like 5'9" or something

Weight: 200-210ish

Gender:Male

Favorite Games: Fallout (best game ever made :D ), The Zelda games, the Final Fantasy games (the ones I've played), LOTR: The Third Age is hardcore

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Red Mage :rmage: everything I do I do to become more like him :P

Sport(s)?: Football, Paintball, Videogames (trust me, some of them can get you pretty winded after a while)

Movie(s)?: I have no favorite movie, I watch too many of them to come up with one.

Book(s)?: The Legacy by R.A. Salvatore

A little about me, eh? Well, most of it was said in the previous comments. I'm a hardcore gamer (PC mostly). The other day I played and beat LOTR: TTA in one sitting, it took me about 26 hours. It was aahsome. I tend to be sarcastic a lot, and I like to listen to Classic Rock, some new Rock, and Classical music.

[pochercoaster]

Sport(s)?: Football, Paintball, Videogames (trust me, some of them can get you pretty winded after a while)

Now, if only videogames counted as exercise... :D Welcome to NPF.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Now, if only videogames counted as exercise... :D Welcome to NPF.I've got three letters for ya, DDR. =Þ

If that game doesn't count as exercise then I don't know what does.

[icythaco]

Damn thee, DDR!!!!...You are the bane of my existance!
(me+DDR=dehydration+heart failure...)

[ganon]

DDR is hardcore. I realy suck at it, but I love it all the same :P

[Heavy 3PO]

Damn thee, DDR!!!!...You are the bane of my existance!
(me+DDR=dehydration+heart failure...)

I had to carry a friend of mine to the campus infirmary after he sprained his ankle playing DDR, and yet he still asks me why I'm never going to try it...

Originally Posted by ganon
Sport(s)?: Football, Paintball, Videogames (trust me, some of them can get you pretty winded after a while)

Welcome to NPF Ganon. Always happy to see a fellow paintballer!

[DarkHunter]

Terence...........
6'2
150 and gaining because of off season (football) i need to get back into the weight room
People call me Jebadia
Im a dude
I like all FF games
Football all the way
Im 15, soon to become 16 on the 30 of december
Love all movies
BlackMage all the way because thats how i am with girls, i only jk tho
love all books with some crazy war

Im a dude on a misson to get one girl that hates me and shes my friend, well she says she is. I was burned by here when i was 13 and im still sizziling. :)

[Ominous]

Real Name: Ben

Nicknames?: Ominous (hence the username)

Age: 15

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170ish

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy series, Zelda series, Jak series, Super Smash Bros. series.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: White Mage or Black Mage.

Sport(s)?: Lacrosse.

Movie(s)?: The Matrix trilogy!!!

Book(s)?: Nuklear Age.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : Err... not much to say.

[Negate]

Real Name:Todd

Nicknames?: Toad

Age:21

Height:6'3

Weight:248

Gender:Male ;)

Favorite Games:Chrono Trigger, Beyond Oasis, Kid Icarus, Guardian Heroes, Power Stone, Street Fighter Alpha 3, TOS, ZOE, Hamburger Time, Megaman anything, Legend of Dragoon, Streets of Rage...much more.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Def. :bmage: I admire his evil, wit, and dexterity for complete and utter doom.

Sport(s)?:Martial Arts, Sword Fighting, Weapon Practice.

Movie(s)?:Anything dealing with the 80's mostly.

Book(s)?:Too many to count.

Music:Wumpscut, Aaliyah, Smashing Pumpkins. BT, Phillip Glass, Chopan, Yo Yo Ma, Nancy Sinatra, VNV Nation, Velvet Acid Chirst, Snow Patrol, Incubus, Lauryn Hill, Gypsy Kings, The Toasters, Gath Brooks, Common, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Christian Death, Seth Avalon, Bella Morte, Finger Eleven, Hiroshima way much more!

Chat with me I don't bite unless asked...

[f0rever_zer0]

Real Name: I'll never tell! Stalkers...

Nicknames?: Umm...well, people call me stupid and wierd, but they're not really nicknames, per se...

Age: 15

Height:5'10"-ish

Weight: 124?
(Yes, I'm 5'10" and 124 lbs. Yes, I'm underwieght. Yes, my BMI is unhealthily low. No, I'm not doing anything about it.)

Gender: Male?

Favorite Games: That depends what you mean by "games". Games is quite a broad term...

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: None, really...

Sport(s)?: Hate 'em. Hate playing 'em, suck at playing 'em, hate watching 'em. Etcetera. Well, maybe hate is kinda strong, but let's just say I'd rather be in front of a computer, nerding.
(Yeah, that's right, I used nerd as a verb)

Movie(s)?: I.Hate.Picking.Favourites.

Book(s)?: See.Previous.Answer.

And last but not least, tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P : I'm really wierd, ummmm...I like pie...and....OH GOD NOT THE SOUL-EATING LIGHTBULBS! AGH!

...

...

o.O

What?

*shifty eyes*

[Mister Munshun]

Real Name: Austin

Nicknames: A few. Namely: Mister Munshun, Parallax, Extant, Apocryphal. A few others that are too oblique to mention.

Age: 21 (as of today, the 30th of December)

Height: 6'0"

Weight: I have good days and bad.

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: Grand Theft Auto, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, Silent Hill, BloodRayne, Resident Evil, Twisted Metal, Tomb Raider

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Should be fairly obvious

Movie: Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Romero's Night of the Living Dead trilogy (Night, Dawn, Day), Halloween series, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, those two X-Men movies were entertaining, 28 Days Later (are you sensing a pattern here?), Evil Dead trilogy (First, Sequel, & Army of Darkness), Silence of the Lambs

Book: Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series, Mr. X by Peter Straub, Phantoms by Dean Koontz

Music: Some classical (the requisite Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Bach, Grieg, Mozart), White/Rob Zombie, Rasputina, Korn, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica (their old stuff is fine), a fair amount of video game music (your Final Fantasies, obviously)

[Angnor]

Real Name:John Thomas...yep, go ahead and laugh, you know you want to

Nicknames?:Bear, Wolfman, Cap'n, Big Guy, Chewie. Hey there he is, get 'im. There is a pattern forming there methinks

Age:20(and I'm still a geek hurray)

Height:6'1

Weight:260

Gender:Male

Favorite Games:WoW, Chrono Cross, Chrono Trigger, FF in general

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Tough, either Blackmage or Theif, their flagrant flaunting of any rule they can't turn to their favor makes me happy

Sport(s)?:Kendo, Rugby, drunken brawling

Movie(s)?:Princess Bride, Evil Dead Series, Hudson Hawk, Donnie Darko

Book(s)?:Prattchet, Dragon Lance series, LoTR(big shock) just about everything really

Hmmmmm, I'm a rather large fellow who enjoys solving problems through violence whenever I can get away with it, I think my moral compass broke when I fell off a roof. First time posting on this board, and this post seemed like divine intervention on the behalf of some greater being, a diety in who's benovolence he saw fit to place such a post for me to answer to in my infancy...and...um, stuff

[Dwarfburg citizen]

Name: Pedro J. Jusino
Nickname: LighTor(warcraft3),Gunmetal216(xbox live), grasshopper( i blame me dad's best friend!
Weight:160
Height:6.1
Sports:tennis
Movies:LOTR!
Books: hopin comic books count and harry potter series.
age: 15 goin on 16 in february
I think thats all (curse my bad memory! :fighter: ) ive been a long time reader of comix and forums and was a lil shy! Im from puerto rico with dreams of leavein this crummy island!
Gah! forgot a few!
Gender: male
Fave games: Warcraft3, Halo2, Old school donkey kong and Ms.Pacman! And the FF series.

[Paper Ninja]

HELLO!

Real name: Yutaka (no jokes please...) Alvarez
Nicknames: Monkey (D&D), iMage (also D&D), Yu-chan
Weight: 139lbs
Height: 5'8"
Age: 20
Nationality: Pick any. I'm a mutt.
Favorite games: Wario ware inc., any FF, Kingdom Hearts, Any square game, really, Mech warrior, MR.DRILLER XD
Gender: Male
Favorite 8-bit character: Red Mage
F. Movies: The Nightmare before Christmas, LoTR series, ANY Monty Python film, Amelie, just about any zombie flick.
Favorite books: The Book of lost Tales I, The book of lost Tales II, The Lays of Beleriand, The Shaping of Middle Earth, The Lost Road and Other Writings, The Return of the Shadow, The Treason of Isengard, The War of the Ring, Sauron Defeated, Morgoths Ring, The War of the Jewels, The Peoples of Middle Earth, Unfinished Tales. (do you see a pattern?)
Favorite TV show: LOST
Music: Anything by Danny Elfman

Sorry ladies, I'm taken...

[Punchiscrunchis]

yo ppl!!

name: alex
nicks: punchis
weight: somethin around 198 pounds
height: somethin around 1.95 meters (im mexican, decimal system xD)
age : 17
gender : male
movs: sweet zombie jesus!!! the 3 george a romero´s living dead series and forest gump
games: almost any rpg out there, halo and rts.

just cuz im new here, i want to give 5 gmail accounts, my friends dont seem to want one, so i think its a waste just havin em and not using em.
email me to get 1 !!!

just got 5, sorry.

[wwry]

Hi

name:Tyler
Nick:Ty
Weight:120
Height:5"3
age:14
Game:kingdom hearts
favorite character:black mage
movie:Fight Club
book:any lord of the rings book
show:The Simpsons
Music:Queen


My name stands for the Queen song We Will Rock You.

[The Mighty Penguinhead]

Hello
I'm 17, I'm a guy, my name is Milo.
I am six feet and one and one half inches tall
I weigh 187 pounds
I live in Wisconsin, just outside Madison.
I've played every FF except tactics and 11.
I practice Tae-Kwon-Do. My current rank is yellow belt.
And I've read over ten-thousand pages worth of webcomics in the last six months (archives of roughly 200 titles) and still managed to have a social life.

[RickZarber]

Real Name: Chris

Nicknames?: Ketchup

Age: 20

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170lbs

Gender: male

Favorite Games: All things Zelda, most all of the SNES Mario games, Super Star Wars, Maximum Carnage, Rush, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Return of the King, and just recently I was introduced to Halo 2 (though I suck at it, I still thoroughly enjoyed it).

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre character: Fighter

Sport(s)?: Not really

Movie(s)?: Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Hearts in Atlantis, Highlander, Terminator, James Bond movies, Kevin Smith movies and many more. Just recently added Shaun of the Dead to that list.

Book(s)?: Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, Hearts in Atlantis, all Ian Fleming Bond books, Star Wars novels.

I'm an aspiring filmmaker. I'd tell you I'm either going to school or working, but until tomorrow I won't know which it's gonna be. So in the meantime (and for the forseeable future) I am working on a Lord of the Rings parody, cleverly titled LOTR: The Parody.

[Kupo-chan]

Real Name: Juliet

Nicknames?: Kitty, Cat, Black Kitty(gotta pause between the sylables in kitty, Kit-ty)(....Also, thats just what I use for a codename.......if I ever needed on for anything), Neko, Oro, Oreo...I think thats it.

Age: 1,157

Height/Weight: ...Ummm...Actually I..dont really know.

Gender: F

Favorite Games: Any good RPG and umm....Yaknow, jusdt other stuff.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Red ma...no mabe fighter..bm? ..Yaknow what? I'll have to get back to you on that.

Sport(s)?: Sports can be played by trained monkys.....I'd probibly watch them if they were played by trained monkys.

Movie(s)?: Ive been watching Karatie Kid alot lately.

Book(s)?: Harry potter series, lots of manga mostly.

"tell us about yourselves so we dont have to look in your bio to find out! :P": I make alot of typos(The wizard did it!), Yes, I did name trhis after that minor character in that "Final Fantasy A+" thing, I beleave AOL disks are made of pure evil, and collect them to be thrown at people, and although I was reading 8-bit for a while before I created an account, I was attracted to the actual fourms by the songs writen by Jeremy Byars (ChesireTheif?)


.....Oh yes, and i love mountan dew and I am a certified n00bologist.



....and The age i put up there is not a typo.

[Alex]

Real Name:Alex ^_^

Nicknames?:Kenderken, Ali

Age:19

Height:5 feet exactly

Weight:120

Gender:female

Favorite Games:Harvest Moon, Diablo 2

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Black Mage

Sport(s)?:Anything that I'm out playing... I hate watching sports.

Movie(s)?:Waking Life, Bang Bang You're Dead, Dogville

Book(s)?:Clockwork Orange, Watership Down

Random things about me?
I Work full time at a cafe/bakery I'm normally the evening baker. I'm hoping to go to school and become an elementary school teacher. I have a hidden love to write and create things. Yup, me in a nutshell.

[NinjaVanish]

Real Name:Alexander Holmes

Nicknames: Hey! Stupid!

Age:17

Height:5' 8"

Weight:145 (all muscle)

Gender:male

Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger; Megaman II

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char:Black Mage

Sport(s)?: Skateboarding is a sport. Seriously... it is...

Movie(s)?: Star Wars: Return of the Jedi; anything with Jackie Chan

Book(s)?:Wheel of time series, Sword of truth series, anything with over 1000 pages

Stuff about me?: I play video games, skateboard, read, eat... alot..., RoCk OuT to some In Flames (Perhaps the best band EVER...), watch cartoons, and strive to be less antisocial. My life sucks and rocks at the same time! I got fired from my last job without being told I did anything wrong and now I don;t eat at subway. I tend to hurt myself when I move so I pretty much just "hang." My favorite thing to do EVER is to hang with the ladies because as I've always said "life without female companionship isn't life at all." (quote me on that.

[Inu-luvr]

Real Name: Rebecca

Nicknames?: Becca, Beckers, Beckington

Age: 15 (ALMOST 16!!!!)

Height: 5 "8 ish

Weight: er dunno.. :confused: 115-120 something like that

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: Prince of Persia, Thief etc.. etc...

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Black mage

Sport(s)?: Hockey, Badminton, Colorguard (yes its a sport!), ping pong, volley ball...

Movie(s)?: Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Carribbean, all LoTR, classic Disney and James Bond movies

Book(s)?: DragonLance, LOTR, My Brother My Sister and I, Harry Potter etc...

Info about me: I'm obsessed with ORLANDO BLOOM! I watch my favorite anime shows any chance I get. I'm leader of LHS colorguard. I'm so proud of them and the band too! I try to get as much exercise as possible, becasue its fun! I eat my body weight in junk food every week. I love to go shopping with my friends, watching friends re-runs and reading. Also, I just recently started doing fan fictions after reading over 100 of them online. Somehow doing all this I do my work in schoool and dont fail, but I dont get A's either.
That about sums things up.. oh yeah I have a cat from hell named "latte". I hate her guts.

[MasterOfMagic]

oh yeah I have a cat from hell named "latte". I hate her guts.
*gasp* A cat from hell!? Hating her guts!? Impossible I say! Cats cannot come from this "hell", they are the antithesis of that wreched place. You, my friend, must be mistaken.

I was attracted to the actual fourms by the songs writen by Jeremy Byars (ChesireTheif?)
Well, its hard to type it.... but poor CheshireTheif is without internet right now, and may be so for a while. Yess. It sucks, but I was just making sure you where aware.

Stick around anyway! We're all really nice (well, most of us), I swear!

Oh, and uh... hello everybody! Welcome to the forums!

[zealshadow]

uh, hi. The name is Zealshadow. Or just Shadow. Nice to meet ya'.

[King_Pirate]

Real Name: Samuel
Nicknames: Sam
Age: 16 in Febuary \o/

Height: 5 "8

Weight: 13 stone. (Sorry all, English and dont know that in pounds.)
Gender: All the indications of being male, bar pink wallpaper.
Favorite Games: Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros. Melee and LOZ : Wind Waker

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Red Mage. I wan't to be just like him, a master of everything. That, and Ryan Sosa is hilarious.

Sport : Tennis, and the odd spot of Football / Soccer.

Movie: Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Die Hard I, II and III.

Book: Mein Kampf, Harry Potter.

Info about me: Aside from liking swords, I'm someone who keeps myself going by continuosly trying new things and sticking with the ones I like. For instance, my latest achievement that I actually got somewhere with is my HTML tribute to the Soviet Russia joke ( www.primerpc.com/sam/index.html if your interested, but its got naughty words in, like chair.) and with some random crap thrown in for good measure. I am also eaisily impressionable, as I bought FF I & II : DOS just to get more of 8-Bit's jokes, yet I am glad to say I don't regret it.

[Foamy]

Welcome! >.@ *explodes*

[Aurablade]

Real Name: Cassandra

Nickname: Cass

Age: 29

Height: 5'3

Gender: I am pretty sure I have the equipment to be on the female side of things.

Favorite Games: D&D, Most Dragon Warrior games, La Pucelle Tactics

Favorite Sports: Bowling, torturing random people

Favorite Books: The Xanth Series, The Chronicles Of The Cheysuli

A small something about me: I am the shy one, who is trying to break out of her shell sometime this decade. Perhaps joining this forum will help quicken this process.

[Inu-luvr]

Hi, Aurablade! My friend's favorite books are the Xanth Series too and he hasn't found any one else who knows they exist. Its really funny. :D

[neyo the king]

Name: James

Age: Old enough to know better, but still to young to care. (15 and a half)

Height: Tallish (5' 7")

Gender: Male

Fave. Games: RPGs are cool... Specificly Tales of Symphonia.

Fave. Books: Everworld series, and preety much and fantasy book

Info: I don't believe in life outside the internet, unless I stop to play video games...

[Loneyes]

Ok, I've been hanging around the boards for awhile but haven't bothered to post an introduction. I'm bored tonight so I might as well do it now.

Real Name: Calvin

Nicknames: Alot, some I might get in trouble for puting here. Some are: Calvino, and perverted furby.

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Favorite Games: RPGs, Soul Caliber 2, Any sonic game.

Favorite 8-Bit Theatre char: Vilbert, gotta love the goths.

Movie(s): Any movie by Kevin Smith, and Tank Girl.

Book(s): The pendragon series, Anything by Dean Knootz, or Robin Cook.

A little bit about myself: Well for starters, I'm really shy so I won't be posting much. Also, If you get a PM from me you'll probably notice that I speak very formally in them. I've been reading this board alot and have great respect for almost everyone on it, so I try to show it in the words I choose. I'm also a very weird person in general, so if you hear things from me, like I have a dead squirrel in a box in my freezer, don't be shocked. Also, if you're wondering about my title, It's becuase I've listened to all of cheshirethief's songs, including "when will he learn" and "a girl I know" and I love them. One last thing, I'm addicted to the internet and my parents force me to use AOL, so if you want to AIM me feel free, I'm always looking for someone to talk to. Well, so much for only a little bit about me. I hope to see you guys around the fourm (Maybe I'll work up the courage to post a little more.)

Edit: To Mxyzptlk down there: apparently you do not understand the term "force" as in "even though my parents know AOL sucks and could have any other number of reliable internet services they still force me to use it."

[mxyzptlk]

I'm addicted to the internet and my parents force me to use AOL
CALL CPS

[Dragonsbane]

*gasp* A cat from hell!? Hating her guts!? Impossible I say! Cats cannot come from this "hell", they are the antithesis of that wreched place. You, my friend, must be mistaken.

Cats are obviously evil, my poor, deluded friend...it's one of their best traits.

Hi, Aurablade! My friend's favorite books are the Xanth Series too and he hasn't found any one else who knows they exist. Its really funny. :D

Xanth? I love those books! :D

Ah...I see some newcomers here. *looks frantically for greeting speech*

Hello, my name is Dragonsbane. Welcome to the forums. Respect the rules, don't poke the gerbil-man, and have fun.

If you have questions, or need help getting started, PM me.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Eh, evryones doing, why not me?
Name:Edward
Nickname:Edwardo Magnifico
Fav games: Rpgs, soul caliber 2, animal crossing, anything Zelda
Hobbies: D&D, working on my book
Age:14
Sex: male
Am I bored right now? Yes

[MasterOfMagic]

Cats are obviously evil, my poor, deluded friend...it's one of their best traits.
You've obviously managed to corrupt all the ones you've met with your dark magics. Stay away from me! Don't want to know what you'd do to me...

don't poke the gerbil-man, and have fun.
I must rephrase this for you:
"Please poke the gerbil-man, and be sure to have fun doing it."

Now, I've spent all of my stupidity, so I'll be going now.

[Kupo-chan]

You've obviously managed to corrupt all the ones you've met with your dark magics. Stay away from me! Don't want to know what you'd do to me...

I dunno, cats ARE the creatrures that lay in the middle of the couch and streach out just enough so you can sit on eathe side, but not comftorably. And I dont think that has anything to do with dark magics....It could, but its not too likely...well....Its not...EXTREAMLY likely anyway....

[Dragonsbane]

You've obviously managed to corrupt all the ones you've met with your dark magics. Stay away from me! Don't want to know what you'd do to me...

Nah, cats were evil before I got to them...speaking of evil, you would make an amusing-looking newt. *grin of PURE EVIL!!!*

[Captain Switzerland]

Hello! I'm new here and I love Rp's, cooking, I won't spout out random or stupid crap (just to let you know), won't yell at people who break the rules, and I strongly encourage good grammar/ spelling. I'm a long time reader, first time registerer(?).

Real Name: Kevin
Country: Switzerland
Favorite food: Swiss cheese and, or spaghetti (sp?)
Skills: Sword fighting, 2nd rank from Blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do, Cooking, Joke telling (A giant, a priest, and a giant priest walk into a bar.....), and I'm told I'm a very good driver.

So hello everyone!

[Kupo-chan]

Nah, cats were evil before I got to them...speaking of evil, you would make an amusing-looking newt. *grin of PURE EVIL!!!*

Gotta agree with him..on bolth things...firstly because its true and secondly becaus from what I know Dragonsbade is AWEXOM! And lovibly evil..........Like cats.

[MasterOfMagic]

Oooooh, Kupo has already learned how to suck up to the evil ones to aviod their ire. I like it, keep it up. You'll have a nice, long life. Me on the other hand...

Newt? NEWT? No, my friend. You seem to forget that I have magics of my own, try to morph me, and I shall retaliate. How? *shrug* depends on the mood I'm in...

[Kupo-chan]

Oooooh, Kupo has already learned how to suck up to the evil ones to aviod their ire. I like it, keep it up. You'll have a nice, long life. Me on the other hand...

Newt? NEWT? No, my friend. You seem to forget that I have magics of my own, try to morph me, and I shall retaliate. How? *shrug* depends on the mood I'm in...
Hurray! Im learning! *Final Fantasy Victory music and moogle victory pose*

And usually when my friend turns me into something I turn them into a chicken, or I used to, before one of them aligned from the legend of zelda chickens and...Now that I think about it, its not such a good idea.

[Lycanthrope]

uh-oh, Captain Switzerland? I forsee troubles to come...

[Funka Genocide]

captain switzerland, you of course know of our resident superhero, Captain FInland? He has a secret identity too, but lets just say he likes to stab things, alot, and he's from Finland...

and his username is Osterbaum.

[Dragonsbane]

Gotta agree with him..on bolth things...firstly because its true and secondly becaus from what I know Dragonsbade is AWEXOM! And lovibly evil..........Like cats.

*pats Kupo-chan on the head*

I think I have a fangirl...^_^

[boojiboy7]

Name: Chris
Age: 24
Gender: Yep, still a guy.
Currently: Wasting time at work.
Fav. Book: Toss up...Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses, or Valis
Fav. Movie: 2001, Kung Pow, South Park, Requiem

Can't think of other stuff to write about myself, as I generally don't like writing about myself. Anybody got any questions for me?

I do have one question. Someone above said "any kevin smith movie" for a favorite movie. Does that include Jersey Girl, and the (IMHO) terrible Chasing Amy?

[BlueWolf]

Hey there everyone. I've been looking over the forum and you guys seem like a friendly bunch :) Allow me to introduce myself...

My real name is Alexandra and I am 16 years of age. I do have a few nicknames all which you are welcome to call me by; Alex, Axel, and A.J. In case you are curious as to what I look like, I am about 5'8" and I weigh about 160 or so. I'm not really fat, just I'm very hour-glass shaped. I have blonde hair and green/blue eyes. My favorite hobbies are mostly browsing the internet, watching funny Flash animations, reading good forums, watching Anime on TV (but only good anime, like Wolf's Rain ;) ), reading Sci-Fi books, Fantasy, and some Non-Fiction, playing PS2 on occasion, and many other hobbies.

Well, I think that is pretty much it for the moment. Thanks guys :)

[Kupo-chan]

captain switzerland, you of course no of our resident superhero, Captain FInland? He has a secret identity too, but lets just say he likes to stab things, alot, and he's from Finland...

and his username is Osterbaum.
Secret identity, huh?

*pats Kupo-chan on the head*

I think I have a fangirl...^_^

^^ *nodnod* Yahuhyahuh.

But,yaknowCTiscooltoo..with..all the songs..and the guitar and stuff and...Stuff ^^

[Meister]

Captain Switzerland... Captain Finland.
Captain Finland... Captain Switzerland.

I sense a comic idea brewing.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Huh, I had an idea that Meister was going to do that <3

Probably a comic idea about Captain Switzerland being Osterbaums cousin or...wait, I should stop now.

To Kupo-chan: Heh, another CT fangirl? Well, CT has been gone for a little while and we're not sure when he's coming back. Oh, and hi. ^_^

[Lycanthrope]

make it a red v. blue refference, for the comic I will never ever be able to make.

[Kupo-chan]

Captain Switzerland... Captain Finland.
Captain Finland... Captain Switzerland.

I sense a comic idea brewing.
BRILLIANT! I can see it now...



To Kupo-chan: Heh, another CT fangirl? Well, CT has been gone for a little while and we're not sure when he's coming back. Oh, and hi. ^_^
*nodnod* Hes. So. Cool! And yeah, I think I heard that somewhere already, Hi to you too. ^^

[Dragonsbane]

^^ *nodnod* Yahuhyahuh.

But,yaknowCTiscooltoo..with..all the songs..and the guitar and stuff and...Stuff ^^

Of course CT is cool. He's a Bard. :p

Anyway, I hereby proclaim you my first official fangirl! ^^