View Full Version : #775: "Argh, ordinary fire!"
Fifthfiend
11-28-2006, 12:41 AM
You guys and your itchy trigger fingers.
Sucks to be Dr. Unne.
Rock Crystal
11-28-2006, 12:44 AM
Huh. Part of me now wonders what the Light Warriors will do upon reaching ... that town where they spoke that language.
Who am I kidding? We ALL know it's just going to be more rampant slaughter.
"The only thing that instantly destroys cypherstones, notes, and my human flesh!" Heehee. Priceless. Inaccurate, but priceless.
Kroze Gamegod
11-28-2006, 12:47 AM
Man, is there EVER any rest from the eternal torment the real light warriors call life?
I'm still waiting for the Golden Chocobo to come screw the real light warriors over anytime now...
But its so good to see these guys again, I hope we hear back from the other older characters soon... like the Dark Warriors and Princess Sara...
Thier antics never cease to amuse me!
neofrodo
11-28-2006, 12:50 AM
It's times like this that I am reminded how just much Brian PWNs! ^_^
PyrosNine
11-28-2006, 12:55 AM
YAY! Ordinary fire!
It also makes a mean egg and smoked bacon sammich, kills orphans in their sleep, and is what Fifthfiend burns people who don't know better (and people who do, but do it anyway...) at if he had a stake.
Brian gets two thumbs up from your truly for elegantly using fire in a manner I deem worthy of only the best fire featuring comics.
Wait....wasn't the leifenish tongue needed to more than talking to bizzare linguistic tribes in the middle of nowhere? (CAJUNS!) Suppose RM can always fake a few skills in understanding others, and fighter will just look in their eyes and instantly understand what they want like most typical idiot-savant heroes (i.e. Luffy, Link, Mario, and Bubbles.)
voodooKobra
11-28-2006, 01:05 AM
Heh. Fighter knew Jnn'fr's name, right?
DarkLadyNyara
11-28-2006, 01:24 AM
Leave it to Black Mage. :D "Trust me. This is why they invented arson". It will be interesting to see how they deal with Lufenia. I mean besides the inevitable slaughter.
Lord Kibble
11-28-2006, 02:11 AM
Huh. Part of me now wonders what the Light Warriors will do upon reaching ... that town where they spoke that language.
Who am I kidding? We ALL know it's just going to be more rampant slaughter.
Alas, upon reaching the fair hamlet of Lufenia the Light Warriors will be SCHLOCKED AND ASTONISHED to find its inhabitants have already been mercilessly slaughter'd by those nefarious Sky Warriors. Incensed at such an affront, they pursue said warriors with intent to give them a good talking-to. Then tea and biscuits will be served, and RM will finally get to be the belle of the ball! O rapturous day!
NikkTheTrick
11-28-2006, 02:30 AM
Trust me, this is why they invented arson.
Wonderful! Just wonderful! This goes in my signature!
mauve
11-28-2006, 02:35 AM
Ah, Black Mage's perfectly-timed destruction of all things good never fails to crack me up. All that's missing is Onion Kid.
And hooray for the return of the Light Warriors! I was wondering when Brian'd bring them back for more humiliation. XD
SpoonyBard
11-28-2006, 03:52 AM
Well it's not like the Light Warriors even need the thing. They don't talk, they kill.
By the way, who hasn't been killed yet? Fighter and Thief? So it goes Thief goes down to Tiamat and Fighter goes down to the final boss?
It'd be hilarious if Fighter died and Black Mage realized that instead of being happy he felt angry. And he kills the final boss.
Barachem
11-28-2006, 04:12 AM
One of the funnier comics in a while.
It is only appropriate that the "real" Light Warriors get destroyed by the "fake" Light Warriors, but still it's ironic and funny.
hanzo66
11-28-2006, 04:27 AM
It'd be hilarious if Fighter died and Black Mage realized that instead of being happy he felt angry. And he kills the final boss.
That is if he doesn't try to join forces with the final boss.
I KNEW it! I KNEW everything was going to burn as soon as the optimism started!
Clevinger is a sadist. <_<
By the way, who hasn't been killed yet? Fighter and Thief?
Nah, Fighter's died quite a few times now. >_> Maybe not against a boss, but yeah.
Sky Warrior Bob
11-28-2006, 07:07 AM
Lu...Pa...?
Lu...Pa...?
(Translation: I wonder if the subject of Sky Warriors will be coming up?)
(Do these pants make me look fat?)
SWB
It all gets a little lost in translation...
Meister
11-28-2006, 07:20 AM
WVI, please remember the rule against double posting.
Great Cartoonist
11-28-2006, 09:12 AM
It is only appropriate that the "real" Light Warriors get destroyed by the "fake" Light Warriors, but still it's ironic and funny.
Nah. I think Brian will spare the real Light Warriors just so that he can torture them some more.
death_trooper
11-28-2006, 12:06 PM
NOTHING can kill the real light warriors!
Although sometimes, they wish they were dead..
Like when they were crushed by that wormhole thingy.
bass_virus
11-28-2006, 12:06 PM
By the way, who hasn't been killed yet? Fighter and Thief? So it goes Thief goes down to Tiamat and Fighter goes down to the final boss?
They've all been dead, BM killed them all once when they first met Sarda, sarda just brought them back to life instantly. Other than that Fighter drowned once and was saved by Dr. Swordopolis and Theif was nearly killed by Berserker but was saved/screwed by Raven.
Bisected8
11-28-2006, 12:20 PM
Nice to see the RLW return and be owned again.
Rick Void
11-28-2006, 01:01 PM
Which begs the question as to where said sandwiches will teleport themselves to.
Like, perhaps, to the real Light Warriors. Because Brian simply can't be done torturing them yet.
Knight: Ugh... we haven't eaten in days... so hungry...
Teleporting Turkey: POOF!
Barry the Cleric: SAMMICHES! FROM HEAVEN! NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!
*Eats sandwiches*
POOF!
Heh heh heh.
I almost called it yesterday. At least I got the bit about Real LW torturing coming up.
In other questions, which of the RLW's is Barry? The Cleric? Because the phrase, "Barry the Cleric" (say it aloud, you'll get it), makes me want to fall off my chair whenever I hear it. :)
Fifthfiend
11-28-2006, 01:05 PM
It is only appropriate that the "real" Light Warriors get destroyed by the "fake" Light Warriors, but still it's ironic and funny.
If you think about it, they should probably be able to kick the snot out of our own beloved New-Hotness Light Warriors.
WVI, please remember the rule against double posting.
Attaboy there Sisyphus, you'll make it up that hill some day.
Bisected8
11-28-2006, 01:44 PM
In other questions, which of the RLW's is Barry? The Cleric? Because the phrase, "Barry the Cleric" (say it aloud, you'll get it), makes me want to fall off my chair whenever I hear it.
I don't get it. "Cleric"'s pronounced "Cleh-rick" isn't it?
I do love how every time the word "Forever" is used something bad happens.
Rick Void
11-28-2006, 03:03 PM
I don't get it. "Cleric"'s pronounced "Cleh-rick" isn't it?
Barry the Cleric.
Burry the Cleric.
It's D&D Sanctimonious Cleric hatred. :)
Like when you get amushed by Orcs, and sacrifice your cleric to them.
"Take our Cleric. Please."
Setzer Gabbiani
11-28-2006, 03:26 PM
Barry the Cleric.
Burry the Cleric.
You mean, "Bury the Cleric," right?
Also, to those mentioning all of the suffering the RLW go through, really, don't the fake light warriors go through just as much? With the possible exception of Fighter, that is.
voodooKobra
11-28-2006, 03:50 PM
I was playing D&D at my friend's house the other day, and this other guy (who is NOT my friend) decided to make a Cleric, despite our urgings. So when our HP was critically low, a demon "that had been tailing him" finally "caught up" with the Cleric and attacked him before he could heal himself. End result: the Cleric hit -9 HP and I killed the demon.
Let this be a lesson to you: Most DMs hate Clerics, and for good reason.
Fifthfiend
11-28-2006, 04:11 PM
I was playing D&D at my friend's house the other day, and this other guy (who is NOT my friend) decided to make a Cleric, despite our urgings. So when our HP was critically low, a demon "that had been tailing him" finally "caught up" with the Cleric and attacked him before he could heal himself. End result: the Cleric hit -9 HP and I killed the demon.
Let this be a lesson to you: Most DMs hate Clerics, and for good reason.
Not that I shouldn't probably be warning you for being wildly and flagrantly off-topic or some such junk but seriously, what's supposed to be so bad about clerics?
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
11-28-2006, 07:57 PM
Personally, I blame Barry.
voodooKobra
11-28-2006, 09:31 PM
I maybe be wrong, but most DMs are probably Athiest and channel their contempt for religions into the campaign settings just to be spiteful to anyone who wants to be the next Messiah in their campaign. Personally, as long as they're pulling their fair share of the work (instead of standing back and healing themselves to stay alive like pussies) then I have no problem with Clerics. Though I prefer Bards.
neofrodo
11-29-2006, 05:11 AM
Personally, I blame Barry.
Who wouldn't? :P
Bisected8
11-29-2006, 06:25 AM
Everyone's very ashamed of Barry...
Burkion
11-29-2006, 08:02 AM
It should be a law that anyone who says anything that ends in FOREVER will die horrificly.
...I mean a written law, like the Universe Hates BlackMage.
And the Onion Kid.
And by extention, White Mage.
bass_virus
11-29-2006, 12:14 PM
Oh fire is there any problem you can't solve?
Bisected8
11-29-2006, 12:35 PM
Oh fire is there any problem you can't solve?
A room full of carbon dioxide?
PyrosNine
11-29-2006, 12:49 PM
A room full of carbon dioxide?
It can do that if there's enough fire......
The only problem fire can't solve is someone burning to death. And why would we want to solve that?
Burkion
11-29-2006, 06:31 PM
Well, if you make a vortex of fire around a burning person, the fire on the person would die out quickly due to the fact that it would lose all of the oxygen it needed thanks to the vortex of fire.
Then all the person has to worry about is said vortex...
Bisected8
11-30-2006, 12:30 PM
Well, if you make a vortex of fire around a burning person, the fire on the person would die out quickly due to the fact that it would lose all of the oxygen it needed thanks to the vortex of fire.
Then all the person has to worry about is said vortex...
And the lack of oxygen and abundance of carbon dioxide.
Khael!
12-03-2006, 12:40 AM
Wait, you can fight fire with fire? My mind just melted with logic-breaking delight.
My buddies and I all hope Barry's the ninja. I mean, the ninja would be the one to convince the RLW to do all these things, if he's anything at all like theif. ...Stupid ninja.
Clerics are a DM's hell because they cast great doomy magic, yet don't suffer the squishy hp problem like proper mages. (1d8 hit dice instead of 1d4.)
I recall my party's cleric ran around with a load more armour and a keen adamantine longsword of spellstoring - neither of which are mage-like at all.
Funny thing is she's dead now.
Iyeru
12-03-2006, 10:32 AM
Wait, you can fight fire with fire? My mind just melted with logic-breaking delight.
My buddies and I all hope Barry's the ninja. I mean, the ninja would be the one to convince the RLW to do all these things, if he's anything at all like theif. ...Stupid ninja.
Clerics are a DM's hell because they cast great doomy magic, yet don't suffer the squishy hp problem like proper mages. (1d8 hit dice instead of 1d4.)
I recall my party's cleric ran around with a load more armour and a keen adamantine longsword of spellstoring - neither of which are mage-like at all.
Funny thing is she's dead now.
That doesn't sound to good at all. Well, anyway... the lufeins will have to wait then unless the team suddenly gets dropped in that black hole to get a cypherstone.
.:. iyeru42 .:.
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