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The Argent Lord
12-10-2006, 09:26 PM
SANTA THINKS YOU'RE PRETTY.

SANTA SNEAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND WATCHES YOU SLEEP.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/Jalathas/freakysanta.jpg
Bells
12-10-2006, 09:45 PM
So what? they dont beat Easter Bunny (http://www.funnies.com/July06pics/scarybunny.jpg) and his Wife (http://fewl.net/data/img/bunnybig2.jpg) in evilness...
Fifthfiend
12-10-2006, 10:13 PM
But Rachael Ray only wants to make you breakfast (http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/index.php?comic=83).
Mr.McSpiff
12-10-2006, 10:18 PM
:D :D :D Nice.
Fifthfiend
12-10-2006, 10:49 PM
:D :D :D Nice.

Well Rachael Ray isn't making you any breakfast mister, cause she don't cook with

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/12/03/inside1-spam.jpg

(Seriously, one-word posts = bad. Don't do that please.)
Sir Pinkleton
12-10-2006, 10:53 PM
Well Rachel Ray isn't making you any breakfast mister, cause she don't cook with

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/12/03/inside1-spam.jpg

Zing!

Also, santa watchs you not because he thinks you're pretty, but because he's a ninja. :ninja:

Either that or he's Jesus, nothing else I can think of works.
Fifthfiend
12-10-2006, 10:55 PM
Also, santa watchs you not because he thinks you're pretty, but because he's a ninja. :ninja:

Naw, he's just scouting for new tricks to put to work (http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/339/4/8/Santa_pimp_by_gts.jpg).

Ho Ho Ho, bitches.
PyrosNine
12-10-2006, 11:32 PM
He's still alive? Coulda sworn I offed him. Damned prince of lies and evil!

That whole "I live in the heart of anyone who carries the spirit of christmas or giving" is just crap. He sneaks into your house and poisons your soul. Then, you wake up with an urge to spend all your monies on overpriced crap for others, and lay hints that you also would like some overpriced crap for christmas too.

Meanwhile, the J-man sighs and rubs his forehead. Poor guy...
Fifthfiend
12-11-2006, 12:04 AM
He's still alive? Coulda sworn I offed him.

You and Bun-Bun both (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=971225).
The Wandering God
12-11-2006, 11:31 AM
"Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom.

Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom."

The Wandering God
Iyeru
12-11-2006, 02:08 PM
You and Bun-Bun both (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=971225).

You can't kill santa as it says. He's the king of miracles damnit!
ExcelDominus
12-11-2006, 02:14 PM
If Santas the king of miracles then where does it leave the old J-Dude and his party tricks of water to wine?
Iyeru
12-11-2006, 02:15 PM
If Santas the king of miracles then where does it leave the old J-Dude and his party tricks of water to wine?

Uh... er... um... in your imagination! Yeah, that's it.
Fifthfiend
12-11-2006, 02:22 PM
You can't kill santa as it says.

Sure you can, you just have to make sure Santa's been genetically bonded with Nerf-averse alien DNA (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221).

If there's one reason to read Sluggy, it's having an excuse to write sentences like that one.
Iyeru
12-11-2006, 02:24 PM
Sure you can, you just have to make sure Santa's been genetically bonded with Nerf-averse alien DNA (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221).

If there's one reason to read Sluggy, it's having an excuse to write sentences like that one.

Now you've made me sad. But at least they killed an alien. :p
Solotaire
12-12-2006, 08:05 PM
"Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom.

Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom."


Im glad that Im not alone in my one animation adoration. :)
Toastburner B
12-12-2006, 08:47 PM
He's still alive? Coulda sworn I offed him. Damned prince of lies and evil!

Oh, he's alive Pyros...

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7107/untitleddp4.jpg

And he is no longer amusing by your antics.

In fact...I think he stopped being amused around this time last year.
Sir Pinkleton
12-12-2006, 09:28 PM
Sure you can, you just have to make sure Santa's been genetically bonded with Nerf-averse alien DNA (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221).

If there's one reason to read Sluggy, it's having an excuse to write sentences like that one.

Fifth, do you EVER make a post without a link to somewhere?
The SSB Intern
12-12-2006, 10:24 PM
(Humorous/scary Christmas related text)

Linka (http://www.superdickery.com/other/296.html)-Linka (http://www.superdickery.com/other/297.html)-Bottle-of (http://www.superdickery.com/other/298.html)-ink (http://www.superdickery.com/other/300.html)

(Warning adressed to fellow NPFer of Santa's wrath)
Fifthfiend
12-12-2006, 11:32 PM
Fifth, do you EVER make a post without a link to somewhere?

Nope (http://christmascancelled.ytmnd.com/)!
PyrosNine
12-12-2006, 11:51 PM
Oh, he's alive Pyros...

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7107/untitleddp4.jpg

And he is no longer amused by your antics.

In fact...I think he stopped being amused around this time last year.

Oh great. Now I got some evil easter rabbit stealing my mojo, and Santa's respawned with killitude.

Supposed I'd best get my shotgun ready for christmas....or as Fifth has inspired me, a car (http://christmascancelled.ytmnd.com/).
Iyeru
12-13-2006, 10:54 AM
Oh, he's alive Pyros...

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7107/untitleddp4.jpg

And he is no longer amusing by your antics.

In fact...I think he stopped being amused around this time last year.


Don't forget Robo Santa! even though people here probably despise Gaia Online by now. (But NP.com took the smilies there. xD)

http://graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/event/manga/85bd4a1d946b99670f2e3ec2b8576668.jpg