Fortune Cookie Fun

[Brainmeats]

Hey guys.
I don't know if any of you have ever played this game when you were at a Chinese restaurant but next time you go in ... try it. It's fairly childish but it can make you laugh pretty hard sometimes.
When reading your fortune cookie, add the phrase "in bed" right at the end.

ok so if you get a good one.. post it!

Here's a few that I've had recently.

"You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth... in bed"

"None can resist your charms... in bed"

ok yeah so these arent the best examples...:sweatdrop but there have been some good ones in the past. Just post whatever you get.

[Demetrius]

You are pretty...in bed.

And my personal favorite:

God will grant your every desire...in bed

[xravi]

Anyone remember that roco's modern life in which filbert(I think thats the name of the turtle guy.) gets a long fortune cookie in which it said a bunch of things, try putting in '...in bed' at the end of that.\

You will meet a new friend... in bed.- thats ominice

[Flarecobra]

Methinks this will be moved to Forum-games.....or locked.

[P-Sleazy]

I don't know, I think it'll probably stay here since its not necessarily a game but moreso encouraging us to do an activity outside the forums and posting our findings here.

Every Rose has its thorns...in bed.

[Major Blood]

This one i got a while ago works perfectly.

A great pressure will soon be relieved... in bed.

EDIT - Now that i think about it, it's really funny without the "in bed".

[Brainmeats]

Happy life is just in front of you... in bed.

[Akamaz]

you will rise to new heights of excellence... in bed

[P-Sleazy]

What amazes me is that all of these are ENHANCED by the "in bed" add in.

[Brainmeats]

oh yeah... they always are. Its really funny sometimes. My friends and I would go to the chinese restaurant every tuesday and see who had the best one. There were times that I was afraid that we would get kicked out for laughing so loud. It was great.

[Specterbane]

Digital circuits are made from analog parts...in bed
Think highs and lows for this one.

Honestly though, even without the "in bed" this is one of the most messed up "fortunes" I've ever gotten.

[Brainmeats]

Was that seriously a fortune cookie? More like a fact cookie...
That fortune seriously bites since I just finished my Digital logic class. Ok class but annoying as heck in lab sometimes. Bad program.

highs and lows... ha

[J-Watt]

Look for love to come your way...in bed. ;)

[Althane]

Wisdom shall bring you many honors... in bed

Got that from last Sunday.

It's pretty much a family tradition to add the "in bed" part. =P

[Specterbane]

Was that seriously a fortune cookie? More like a fact cookie...
That fortune seriously bites since I just finished my Digital logic class. Ok class but annoying as heck in lab sometimes. Bad program.

highs and lows... ha

Yes, I keep it in my wallet. Cause I think it's that funny.

[DeviousToast]

"You just enjoyed a delicious Asian meal... in bed."

[The Argent Lord]

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly... in bed.

[Noodlesis]

Here is a small list
Man who run behind car get exhausted... in bed.
Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic in bed.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time... in bed.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone... in bed.
You will never know hunger in bed.
Prototype designs always work... in bed.
Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective... in bed.
PURGE COMPLETE, ALL FILES DELETED... in bed.
There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk... in bed.
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met... in bed.

Yeah i used a generator for these, but im tapped on cash right now and couldn't afford chinese food.

[subreci]

I just got one that said you are about to embark on a wonderful adventure... in bed.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Well don't worry, I am headed towards a place full of sunshine and fun... in bed.

[Takedown102]

My circle of friends is set to expand - in bed

[Brainmeats]

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement... in bed.

Good health will be yours for a long time...in bed.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation... in bed.

If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted... in bed. :D


ok my friend said that he got a misprint one time where only some of the letters showed up... well what it ended up saying with the printed letters was:
you suck
...in bed. :D

[TaciturnLobotomy]

You will find a new business venture...in bad...
ZOMG!?!
i didnt really see myself in that light....

[Death by Stabbing]

Your Lucky Numbers are 5, 9, 32, 41 and 50...in bed.

Damn...then what are my lucky numbers out of bed?

[UltimaZERO]

Eh, I got
"You will meet a long lost friend - in bed"

I also got guilt tripped by a fortune cookie tonight.
I recently got a long lost friend's phone number, and he lives relatively close by.
The cookie said (roughly), "You will call an old friend and be very happy" or somefing close.
Needless to say, I haven't called yet.

[Jeneralissimo]

"You will meet a long lost friend - in bed"


Well, as long as you're a character in a soap opera, that shouldn't be a problem.

I can't recall any recent fortune cookies but I remember there was one that I "in bed"ded that had the word "eminence" in it. And I was like, they want me to sleep with the Cardinal, what the crap? (Most of you will probably have no idea what I am talking about, that is ok, I am used to it.)

[J-Watt]

I found this one when I was taking old reciepts out of my wallet:

Trust in your strengths and your success will reach new heights...in bed.

Oh yeah. :cool:

[Anewbus]

a weed that never grows is not a problem-in bed
I thought it was

[Schizowings]

Oh man, that doom cookie my brother got ages ago! Sucker!
"Tomorrow will be too late to enjoy what you can today... in bed."

i remebmer another variation, adding 'between the sheets' instead.

The wierdest cookie I ever got was
"You will get a new pair of pants... in bed."

How the hell? Am i destined to be a pant thief?

[Brainmeats]

A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work... in bed.

another one callin me a ho~