Weep for Me.

[Tydeus]

I have been posting on this forum all day, since five in the fucking morning.

I have become.....fifthfiend.

So, like the title says -- make with the weepin' people.

If you need me, I'll be, naked, crying in the bathroom, newly hairless, possibly smelling of pee, and guzzling cherry Robitussen in a sadder-than-this-day-on-the-forums attempt to commit really unpleasant-tasting suicide. I mean, really, it's nothing like cherries at all. Who are they kidding?

And, btw, my post count seems to be stuck at 136. I may be all emo and suicidal and shit, but I mean, what the ass?

[Sir Pinkleton]

So, you've spent most of your day on these forums, nothing but these forums, and only these forums?

Look on the bright side... at least your name isn't fifthfiend. So you're not completely him right?

Also, if your contemplating suicide, read this:
(caution, contains language and the, yunno, talking about dieing thing)

link (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html)

EDIT: almost forgot, *tear*.

[Tydeus]

link (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html)


Oh man -- "I'M FAMISHED FOR MORE SHIT"

My inner eight-year-old could not stop fucking laughing. Seriously. My stomach hurts. My cheeks are tear- (and Robitussen-) stained.

And hey, FBM, how did you know I was a Coprophiliac? I've been so ashamed all these poo-filled years...

Damn. I really couldn't keep up the emo/suicide shtick, now could I? *sigh* I promise I'll be moody tomorrow. Right now, I've got a date with a chainsaw bayonet that I simply cannot miss. Hmmm... My Saturday night is spent playing GoW, so I can maintain my spot in the top 2.2% of all Gears players...that's sad. I can use that!

Compromise: I'll only play Gears naked, hairless, sobbing, sticky with Robitussen, and peeing wildly. The people I play with will have a good story to tell in the morning.

[M'k'n'zy]

I have another board I end up spending a lot of time on as I am an admin, and another community I have been a member on for close to 10 years. Unfortunatly I dont have the time to spend sitting on a forum for hours on end like that though. But hey, if it keeps you entertained, so be it ^_^

[Flarecobra]

And you know that posts in Off-topic don't increase your post count, right?

[Fifthfiend]

I have been posting on this forum all day, since five in the fucking morning.

I have become.....fifthfiend.

Ironically, I haven't been around like all day.

Conservation of internet-junkieism?

If you need me, I'll be, naked, crying in the bathroom, newly hairless, possibly smelling of pee, and guzzling cherry Robitussen in a sadder-than-this-day-on-the-forums attempt to commit really unpleasant-tasting suicide. I mean, really, it's nothing like cherries at all. Who are they kidding?

... Are you high?

[Tydeus]

Ironically, I haven't been around like all day.

Conservation of internet-junkieism?

The first law of forumdynamics.


... Are you high?

On life

In reality, though, no. Which actually kind of makes it worse.

Seriously what the fuck am I still doing here? I have a 50" HDTV which I didn't pay for to go play Execution on, to keep my rank up. Why can't I leave? What are you doing to me, fifth?!

[Krylo]

You know what he will do if you don't go play some goddamn video games RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!?

I'll give you a hint.

It starts with An and ends with alrape.

[Tydeus]

You know what he will do if you don't go play some goddamn video games RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!?

I'll give you a hint.

It starts with An and ends with alrape.

OK. It's 8:52. If I cannot summon the will to play GoW, then I'll probably just end up starving to death in my bed (yes, my computer is placed next to my bed. No, I am not 960 pounds. A slim 840, thankyouverymuch).

But I'd have to get up. And maybe unplug the cable modem, and plug it in in another room. Like some fucking austrolopithicine. I might as well just take a shit on my floor, right here and now.

...I really have to get up. This is becoming genuinely disturbing. I've been here for a good 16 hours now....I feel...unwell.

[Krylo]

Buy a router, you lazy pile of fecal matter.

[xravi]

What you must do is go out into the real world kill someone and get back, that will help you out.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Buy a router, you lazy pile of fecal matter.

Actually, that's fecal-eating matter, disturbingly resvieled earlier in this thread.

[Mirai Gen]

See, I did the same thing too, but that's because I was exchanging PMs during that time.

It still isn't alright to sit at my computer, mouse hovering over the Refresh button, thinking "These fuckers need to post faster!"

[Tydeus]

See, I did the same thing too, but that's because I was exchanging PMs during that time.

It still isn't alright to sit at my computer, mouse hovering over the Refresh button, thinking "These fuckers need to post faster!"

Yeah. When you start thinking that the fucking mods don't post quickly enough...you've got a problem.

And, no, I haven't been here all this time. I went to go play some GoW... Dear sweet crap -- playing video games has now become my idea of "go out and do something." Although, to be fair, it was pretty awesome.

And, in my defense, I have been diagnosed with clinical depression, but not for the sad, emo crap, but just for lethargy. I ain't sad -- just so incredibly lazy that it may now be classified as a disease. Top that, bitches!

Somehow, I remain 5' 9.5" (which is average, damnit! Not short!), and 145 pounds. Hooray for genetics!

I think mostly the reason I stuck around though, is because of how proud I was of my post. Yes, proud. It's basically my only post thus far that actually made me chuckle after I'd already written it. So, yeah. I think those are the topics we really get obsessed over -- our little pets and prides.

[Fifthfiend]

What are you doing to me, fifth?!

Seriously, how do I keep getting blamed for this?

[MasterKazoom]

How do you live a life, that isn't a life? Shouldn't you stop existing or something?

on a completely unrelated topic, do you play WoW?

[Funka Genocide]

This made me laugh, as I sit here at 1:30am waiting for my girlfriend to email me.

yeah, I was thinking of posting a thread that said "I Suck" but this was all ready here, so thanks.

yeah, I'm pretty much in the same boat as this guy, except I'm in the United Arab Emirates and don't have a TV. Wait, shit, nevermind.

[Tydeus]

Seriously, how do I keep getting blamed for this?

I had a sneaking suspicion that you were slowly transferring your Dark Powers to some unsuspecting new(ish) forum member, who would one day emerge from their chrysalis as...Fifthfiend Mark II, or perhaps Sixthfiend? I am unsure. Either way, such a transition would allow you to finally escape NPF's cold, undead clutches.

But, of course, that was just some sleep-deprivation-induced crazy.

Right?

<.< >.>

[Azisien]

Somehow, I remain 5' 9.5" (which is average, damnit! Not short!), and 145 pounds. Hooray for genetics!

Hah, way to be short there Stumpy McNoLegs! Shorty short short short shorty!

Short. Hey everybody! Tydeus is below average in height for a human male! Let's all point at him for no other reason than to occupy our time and possibly make him feel awkward!

......Yeah it's been a long day.

I had a little crack-addict phase of NPF where I'd roam for hours on end too. Reading threads I wouldn't dream of even opening nowadays, in hopes that someone will have posted by the time I finished. 5AM to 9PM though...that's something else. As for getting rid of it, a job, six courses a semester, and an even more powerful addiction to badminton did 'er just fine.

[Tydeus]

I had a little crack-addict phase of NPF where I'd roam for hours on end too. Reading threads I wouldn't dream of even opening nowadays, in hopes that someone will have posted by the time I finished. 5AM to 9PM though...that's something else. As for getting rid of it, a job, six courses a semester, and an even more powerful addiction to badminton did 'er just fine.

Idle hands, and all that business. And I am definitely one idle motherfucker. Seriously, when people invite me to go do things, out in that, big, colorful, loud place -- you know, "the place where the words come out of your face hole, and not the keyboard" -- I need to take them up on it.

[Khael!]

"These fuckers need to post faster!"

Yup. Been down that dark road. During spare hours at school. These forums made it into an educational facility intact. I tried to start drawing again, and now I chew gum a lot. It helps.


Not sure about the whole Fifth cloning thing... but I did get promoted to co-administrator on House of Roleplay for absolutely no reason. The place isn't even big yet and I'm online more than anybody else on there. (In their defense, they don't outnumber me by a lot.)

And still. I feel like a dirty clone. A dirty, FF-rip-off clone.

[POS Industries]

"Blah blah blah fifthfiend blah! lawl!"

That about covering what's going on here? Okay then.

Anyway, many of us have been where you are. I went through a bad state where I did nothing but sleep all day and hang out on these forums at night. Did you notice the part where I mentioned eating? No? Well, that's because it wasn't there.

Seriously, don't do anything that I would do. Get out of the house. Meet some people. Don't let life slip through your fingers as I have! Hurry, before it's too late!

[synkr0nized]

Your posts probably haven't gone up if this is the section you've been using the most.

Unless I am behind the times such that that no longer applies.

[Demetrius]

These fuckers need to post faster!

Man, I remember writing some slow ass poster a PM on this because he takes so damn long to reply to any threads, yeesh the nerve of some people!

[Fifthfiend]

"Blah blah blah fifthfiend blah! lawl!"

That about covering what's going on here? Okay then.

If there's one thing I love more than the bimonthly It's All About Fifthfiend thread, it's the part where POS shows up to call me an asshole.

Lovin' the new avatar, by the way.

[Tydeus]

If there's one thing I love more than the bimonthly It's All About Fifthfiend thread...

Well, if that's what it can be called, then what's with the sig? I mean, sincerity and/or expressions of love are so totally emo, fifth. I would expect you to know better than to, you know, feel stuff. Huh. I just realized that that statement endorses sincerity, only because it is ironic, which, in turn, is insincere. Meta-irony. Woah. I'm even smarter than I thought.

In all seriousness, though, what the hell is your age? It seems that everyone else has either mentioned it somewhere, or at least has pics in the camwhore thread. I could honestly put you at anything from 20 - 45. It's somehow dissatisfying not to know. But that's the OCD talking.

[POS Industries]

If there's one thing I love more than the bimonthly It's All About Fifthfiend thread, it's the part where POS shows up to call me an asshole.

To be fair, I haven't done that yet. Honestly, what is it with everyone putting words in my proverbial mouth, lately?

Lovin' the new avatar, by the way.

Somehow, I had a feeling you might. I thought he was great in Ghostbusters, after all.

[Fifthfiend]

To be fair, I haven't done that yet. Honestly, what is it with everyone putting words in my proverbial mouth, lately?

Oh come on, we all know it's what you were thinking.

Somehow, I had a feeling you might. I thought he was great in Ghostbusters, after all.

My favorite part of that is, if you'd asked me to describe the guy who draws Mallard Fillmore, without ever having seen him? That's pretty much what I would have come up with.

He's like a more hateful, less besotted Christopher Hitchens, or possibly just that guy in V for Vendetta who jerks his chain in the shower while he watches himself rant on TV.