Quick question

[Bailey]

Okay, so let's say you're in a room with a howler monkey, a spider monkey, a squirrel monkeys, a table, and three different items.

A pencil
A hammer
an orange

The howler monkey takes the orange and starts beating it against the floor.
The squirrel monkey takes the pencil and starts chewing on it.
The Spider monkey takes the hammer and puts it on his head.

Now, who is the smartest simian in the room?

[Living Bobbeh]

The howler monkey because you'll get orange juice as a result...

I'm guessing the answer is about how we're evolved from monkeys, so I'll take this one for the team...

[Meister]

The squirrel monkey. He's clearly thinking about something.

[Fifthfiend]

You are.

I'm not actually sure whether humans really count as according-to-Hoyle simians, but that sounds like the expected stupid-riddle answer.

[Bailey]

I drugged you with cookies and put you in there while you were sleeping.

Congratulations to fifthfiend, a (non-drugged) cookie to Meister for being a good sport, and a big hug to Living Bobbeh for publicly admitting that he's stupider than a monkey. (Check his invisitext. He knew the joke and still answered the way he did.)

EDIT: and fifthfiend has editted his post so that he is no longer questioning why he is in a room with a bunch of stupid monkeys.

[Living Bobbeh]

[...]and a big hug to Living Bobbeh for publicly admitting that he's stupider than a monkey. (Check his invisitext. He knew the joke and still answered the way he did.)

Beh, get off me.

I was very much expected a large siren to sound as I wrote my answer, very much in the same way as QI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI)

[Nique]

Ok, Newb walks into fifthfiend's house and simply asks for water. Fifthfiend looks at him, quickly pulls out a shotgun and shoves it into Newb's forhead. Newb says "Thank you," and leaves.

The question is; Why is krylo naked in the corner?

[Althane]

Fifthfiend is breaking him in, obviously.

[Krylo]

No. Actually, the correct answer is that fifth just caught me with his sister.

Why do you think he has the shotgun on hand already?

[Althane]

Fifth has a sister?

Uhm, quick question, is there any way to propery say "ew" without him banning me?

(seriously, if they share half the same genes, imagine how she is once a month..)

edit: And yes, that is my quick question for the thread. =P

[Flarecobra]

I thought naked was his normal state of dress for Krylo..

And it's Fifth, you can't say anything bad about him without getting some kind of ban.

[42PETUNIAS]

technically its his sister though, not him. So he might get off a little lighter.