"Saddam is not Dead"

[Bells]

Did you guys know?

Its the latest trend on conspiracional crap...

Of course i dont buy it... but i thought i should bring this up...

http://www.saddamnotdead.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93eoYOI-ahk

A full "analysis" that shows that Saddam is not dead...

take it with a hand full os Sugar, spice and everything nice... because this is hard do swallow

[xravi]

Bullshit really.

[Althane]

But... we've got the bad tape of it and EVERYTHING!

(y'know, now that I think about it, that excuse could also verify UFO sightings all over. "We've got the bad tape of it and EVERYTHING!")

[Magus]

It's true. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Saddam%27s_tomb_found_empty_after_3_days%3B _resurrected_leader_appears_to_followers)

This is about as silly as most conspiracy theories. Anything that is only witnessed by a select group is automatically thrown up in the air as never happening. So that's why we get such crackpot theories as the moon landing never happening, the Holocaust never happening, etc., because 99% of people are from Missouri, at least in their heart.

[Lost_Prophet]

this conspiracy is bullshit, and the fact that there are websites like this kind of sickens me, I beleive that saddam deserved to die a loooooonggg time ago.

The fact that people are trying to say he is alive are killing my dream ...... Bastards.....

[Noodlesis]

Well... I HAVE A PIECE OF UFO!!!!! AND I HAVE THE BAD VIDEO TO PROVE IT!!!!!
( I just HAD to use the nightshot in broad daylight.)

This seems pretty phony. :)

[crzy lion]

It's true. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Saddam%27s_tomb_found_empty_after_3_days%3B _resurrected_leader_appears_to_followers)

So that's why we get such crackpot theories as the moon landing never happening
you know, its kinda funny, but the tape i saw clearly showed the shadow of the flag and the shadow of the person in opposite directions :P i do believe they landed though, but i think they made a tape in a studio too, as a back up

[TheSpacePope]

you know, its kinda funny, but the tape i saw clearly showed the shadow of the flag and the shadow of the person in opposite directions :P i do believe they landed though, but i think they made a tape in a studio too, as a back up
YOu know, it probably wasn't a backup, they made it because the first words on the moon were, "HOLY SHIT! I'm on the fucking moon! Up yours Earth!"
the whole One small step thing was totally scripted.

because 99% of people are from Missouri, at least in their heart. Funniest quote ever. You know what they say; Missouri loves company....G'NIGHT everybody!

[Death by Stabbing]

It's true. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Saddam%27s_tomb_found_empty_after_3_days%3B _resurrected_leader_appears_to_followers)

This is about as silly as most conspiracy theories. Anything that is only witnessed by a select group is automatically thrown up in the air as never happening. So that's why we get such crackpot theories as the moon landing never happening, the Holocaust never happening, etc., because 99% of people are from Missouri, at least in their heart.

Yes exactly...Who's to say France exists...I've never been there...it could just be made up...XD

This isn't surprising...anyone in the news who dies is always "not dead" Like Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Hitler, or Ronald Reagan...(or was it that everyone thought Reagan was dead already and were surprised when he actually did)

The of course there are people who are reported to be dead but actually aren't like Paul Mcartny and Gerald Ford (well when he was alive this one time he was reported dead...he's actually dead now)

As long as famous people (or at least people in the news) are dying they'll always be not dead. Just wait until Castro bites the dust...the theorists are going to have a field day.

DBS

[Melfice]

Actually, according to some theorists, Castro IS already dead. XD
I don't know if he's made a public appearance since he was sick, or if he's still sick, but you can be damn sure he's got a body double standing here.

Or so theorists say.

[Fifthfiend]

Just a short note -

DBS, that sig is getting pretty huge-normous. Please cut down, as per the rules.

Anyway guys, as you were.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Is it just me, or did that site focus more on stuff about bad police and kids accidentaly hanging themselves thatn proving the execution false?

[Dragonsbane]

Conspiracy sites tend to be short on evidence, big on outrage.

[Anewbus]

conspiracy's are retarded, there based on little fact, and when you show people the facts your suddenly "involded in the governments plot to whatever"................and hey did you hear, the large power out in NE calgary yesterday wasn't caused by snow but rather the Russians firing a "HAN-W" (high altatude nuclear weapon) give me a breack, nobody beleives this crap. Saddam is dead

[Flying Zamboni]

We all know that Elvis, Morrison, and Hendrix are just hiding in a trailer park waiting to release the greatest album of all time!

And Saddam and Hitler are going to reveal themselves to the general public in 2012 when they star in a new sitcom together.

[8 Man]

Saddam used KAWARIMI NO JUTSU. There is valuable, significant, scientific evidence to support this...but like weapons of mass destruction, it has yet to turn up.

Also, in before Bel Air (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Saddam_Hussein#Hep_Kitten.27s_Fresh_Saddam_of_Bel_ Air).

[Lefty]

"Maybe Im paranoid but some odd things going on right now. I cant elaborate, but my family and I are leaving tonight. Ill post more details soon. Lets say I got some information maybe I shouldnt have."
This only solidifies my theory, which is as follows.
This guys a fucking moron.
EDIT: I got that quote from the guys site on the front page, jsut in case you didn't know.

[TheBlindMime]

Y'know I thought Saddam was still alive before it was the hip new conspiracy theory.

[42PETUNIAS]

Y'know I thought Saddam was still alive before it was the hip new conspiracy theory.
But the conspiracy has been around pretty much right after he died. Are you saying that you believed he was alive, while he was alive? That doesn't quite make sense.

[Mannix]

But the conspiracy has been around pretty much right after he died. Are you saying that you believed he was alive, while he was alive? That doesn't quite make sense.
Thats just what they want you to think! Saddam is actually an undead time paradox. The US government invaded Iraq to capture him and make him unundead to harvest the power of the blackhole hidden in his pocket that was creating the time dialation. It all makes so much sense now!

[42PETUNIAS]

Thats just what they want you to think! Saddam is actually an undead time paradox. The US government invaded Iraq to capture him and make him unundead to harvest the power of the blackhole hidden in his pocket that was creating the time dialation. It all makes so much sense now!
This is the subforum for serious discussion and debate
'Nuff Said.

[Mannix]

'Nuff Said.
Hey man, my theory is no more or less valid that most conspiracy theories. I for one am looking forward to the day when we as a nation derive most of our energy from a black hole powered deadite.