You Got Served: The messageboard.

[Mr. Wind-Up Bird]

I'm such a retard. I actually looked at the IMDB message boards. Not only did I look at them, I looked at the You Got Served message board. What a fool I was.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/board/nest/5931910

Don't read the whole thing. Your brain will explode.

Note: This isn't satire. It's painfully, painfully stupid.

PS: LOL, i cAn'T BeLiEvE dIs iZ aLL fO mE, oMg, dIs mAkEs mE fEeL SpEcIaL, iIte Y'aLL CaLL mE a hATeR rItE??? wHeN yOu dA oNeS wHo bE hAtIn oN oThEr PeOpLe'S eThNiCiTiEs, hAtIn oN PeOpLe'S CuLtUrEs, sAyInG tHiNgS dAt u dUn kNo sH1t, LiKe sAy dIs mOvIe cUz y'ALL aIn't EvEn sEeN iT aNd AlReAdY jUdGiN iT, n tHeN tHeReS mE, sAyInG i CaN't DaNcE wHeN yEt aGaIn y'ALL aIn'T sEeN mE dAnCe, So PlZz iF u WaNnA bAtTle mE pLzZ rEpLy, CuZ i AiN't iN dA mOoD tO bE fAcInG cOwArDs,

[Outbounder]

Are these real people? What's a B-Boy?

[Sakae]

S-Boog "I'd own yo ass in a dance off. Youd be all crine an sh!t, like "I sorry I cant brake it down, dawg!!!"

Jeebus. I pity anyone who has talk to this person in real life.

[Meister]

Well, what do you expect on the message board for the imdb "Worst Movie Ever"? I mean, it was declared worse than Manos: Hands Of Fate by the imdb members, and considering it came out this (or last) year and Manos in 1966, that says a lot.

(... what were you doing there anyway...?)

imdb message boards are no good place to post in. Way too many people. And, uh, reading over this I apologize if I come over grumpy. All in good fun, be assured :).

[Mr. Wind-Up Bird]

Someone once pointed something out to me.

"Also, I just did a quick analysis of the bottom fifty or so movies of all time, and noticed the following little factoids:

There are 2 Shaq movies, 2 Hulk Hogan movies, 3 Police Academy movies, 2 Power Rangers movies, at least seven where the principal "talent" is a singer (9 if you count Shaq, which I don't), 15 were remakes, sequels, or spin offs, three are SNL movies, 18 were made in the past 6 years, and the only ones on the list that weren't made in the past twenty years or so were all MST3K movies.

Bottom line, I think it's just about time for that big earthquake that sends Hollywood floating into the sea. No offense, to anyone who lives there, but I think that part of Cali needs to be an island."

[Forever Zero]

the fanbase of this movie has a combined IQ of 3

Truer words have never been spoken. I don't think I coud have taken another second of that without my head imploding from the sheer unending flow of stupidity from that page. I think I may be dumber just for having known that page exists. If it hadn't been for about two or three posts that mocked this movie and those that posted on that message board, I would have officially lost my faith in humanity that people like that could exist unchecked and unmocked for their mindless drivel.

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

Bottom line, I think it's just about time for that big earthquake that sends Hollywood floating into the sea. No offense, to anyone who lives there, but I think that part of Cali needs to be an island."

no, i think too many people would live through that, and if people and buildings are left in tact, then they'll rebuild and continue producing bad movies. we need something more severe than that, like the threat of an Ion Cannon strike on a producer's office everytime they release an apaling movie.

[C-dog]

Ugh.. The worst part is there's a lot of forums like this, both big and small. Nuklearpower forums is one of the few that mostly consists of relatively intelligent conversation.

[Outbounder]

You just have to laugh at places like that.

On that horrible movie, was I the only one that thought it was "Bring it On" for guys when the preview first came out? The makers of both those movies need to be dragged out into the street and shot in front of all of Hollywood right before that earthquake hits.

[Atronflame]

Are these real people? What's a B-Boy?

Its like... hip-hop speak for a Breakdancer. Something like that. I only wish I could tell you what the rest of the crap on there means. XD

[Atma]

Nuklearpower forums is one of the few that mostly consists of relatively intelligent conversation.

You haven't been to very many forums, have you?

[Exoduselder]

WHY MR. WIND UP BIRD WHY OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! <cries in coner in fetal position for ten minutes gets up and goes to keyboard> Why? I don't even want to translate that thing. I cannot believe that such a souless thing could come out of an online conversation. The sheer-nothing ness eats away at me like a leech on methamphetamine. The sheer mind boggling part is WHY DID YOU GO TO THAT FORUM??? Just looking at it sabatoges the strength of my soul and sainity. The intellegence of my pinky is tenfold to whoever wrote that peice of garbage( i thought my typing skill was bad.) This makes me strongly beleive that aliens are trying to take over the planet by sending over people who are so stupid that they cause all of us to commit ritual suicide. ugh I have to do something about this i dont know what but something WHOS WITH ME?!!

[synkr0nized]

Just keep yourself informed, that's all you can really do, so that you can avoid them.

It's difficult. Idiots are everywhere. Just take a look at any of the "articles" at http://www.somethingawful.com/ concerning forums. They find the dregs of Human life and share with the rest of us.

It's a surefire way to make you appreciate any forum you're a member of, unless you happen to be one of the people featured...

[Bob The Mercenary]

I wonder how long it took him to write that.

[lymerion]

I read that whole thread (against my better judgment). I now have to say...
MY BRAIN HURTS!!!

Thank God I live in the middle of nowhere, where there aren't any fucking morons like those guys.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I'm sorry, I just went through and read that entire thread :eek:

I don't think any of those posts were grammatically correct. What are they arguing about anyway? Who can dance better? How do you "battle"? Do you just dance in front of each other and watch everyone go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I don't know, but I sympathize with the guy who posted "I pray for the youth of this country". We are slowly decaying into a fecal matter-like state, they just got there first.

Hit me up, yo! :D

http://hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=8629&reviewer=233
Truer words were never spoken.

[Exoduselder]

Alright here is what one of you must do to prevent this movie from infecting any more minds...
First Travel Back in time to the eighties...
Then Shoot the Guy Who made Breakin...
thats all...

[Sakae]

Then Shoot the Guy Who made Breakin...
thats all...
Oh god, I had nearly forgotten about that and it's sequel, Electric Bugaloo.

[Exoduselder]

I know All of us who have seen it have tried to forget it then this piece of souless marketing garbage comes out... I have..Got ..a..Plan <runs off> <runs back> Alright i know this forum is about the you got served forum (the Bizarro Version of Nuklear Power Forums) but how many here now how to aww forget it i give up. This will be gone then nother hip hop peice of trash will come out and it will go on in infint loops till we are all dead and gone...

[SomethingWorthless]

If it hadn't been for about two or three posts that mocked this movie and those that posted on that message board, I would have officially lost my faith in humanity that people like that could exist unchecked and unmocked for their mindless drivel.

Well after seeing the new Peter Pan movie with my little cousin, THATS aboutt the time I lost my faith in the human race.

[synkr0nized]

Well after seeing the new Peter Pan movie with my little cousin, THATS aboutt the time I lost my faith in the human race.

You had faith to begin with?
No, I'm serious...

Haha, you'll never know what I originally typed here.

[Muffin Mage]

The sad part is that Those People (you must both read and think these words in capitals) are the future of humanity. Not the movers and shakers, but the common folk. They will define both normality and sanity, and the best course of action I can recommend involves raining death and destruction on the world, and then buying a sandwhich.