#857: "Wait, is this a word problem?"

[Kurosen]

Well played, Sarda. Well played.

[Regulus Tera]

One would've thought that billions of years since the creation of the universe would be enough for Sarda to let go of his resentment against White Mage. Though, again, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff.

[greed]

That was one of the best 8Bits ever.XD

[Schleppy]

One would've thought that billions of years since the creation of the universe would be enough for Sarda to let go of his resentment against White Mage. Though, again, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff.
Yeah, it.... got away from me.....

[argv]

If Sarda is this vengeful against White Mage, why didn't he just kill her as a child? Sure would've been easier, plus he'd get the godhood he wanted with her removed from history.

[Flarecobra]

Fate must hate Onrac.

[hanzo66]

Clevinger must hate Onrac.

Fix'd?

[Lord Setheris]

Fate must hate Onrac.


She does... Onrac harbored Serge.

[Truce]

Most people will probably blame Sarda for this.

Clearly, it's White Mage's fault. I mean, she's right there.

[RaLoZ]

and now white mage is gonna blame black mage for this (hes in the wave......i think) so hes gonna wash up next to her and bam.... the spilters

[Swiftbow]

I dunno... could this be a catalyst for Black Mage and White Mage to join forces to destroy Sarda?

[BetaRuler]

I'd sooner find them turning Sarda to Chaos in their ways of getting revenge on Sarda in this one. Destroying that town 3 times has gotta twang something in that white mages mind and it shouldnt be love!

[PyrosNine]

I think, that while we all thought White Mage was the polar opposite counterpart of Black Mage, in reality, her counterpart is Sarda.

Think about it. In the beginning, there was White Mage, then, cameth Sarda.

So now they're two godlike individuals, bickering. At least, White Mage is somewhat godlike, given that she's the kindest, nicest person in the world, and her ability to rebuild Onrac in a relatively short amount of time, and BM is actually afraid of her, something which he is not of everyone else.

[bananarama]

Wait... I know that BM is rather sturdy so he will survive the continent crush, but wouldn't this surely kill WM?

[Mirai Gen]

It didn't the last time a flood threatened the light warriors. If I remember rightly, they all were safe and sound on floating rubble. It wouldn't surprise me if White Mage did the same thing now, too.

What's funny, is despite all the crushing agony and pain that BM is going through, he's still going to take this opportunity to try and tap White Mage.

[blackmind]

One would've thought that billions of years since the creation of the universe would be enough for Sarda to let go of his resentment against White Mage. Though, again, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff.

The doctor should realy think before he says things :p

Well back to the subject at hand, when do we get to see the damage done to BM?

[Zeke]

Yeah, it.... got away from me.....

Try not blinking, it helps. Good luck.

[Amake]

You'd think the guy shouting "Everything is good and it will be that way forever!" had learned his lesson. . .

[Bisected8]

Sarda's just getting more and more vindictive isn't he....

[Double]

Well, when you go through the sheer horrors that Sarda's gone through, even he can't contain all that hate. He probably buried it deep inside, and now that White Mage and the others have been born, it's slowly creeping back out, building to huge, massive proportions.

[Zeke]

Better vindictive than vivisective.

...Oh, it sounds dumb, but just try and find a counterexample.

[Meister]

A true moment of brilliance.

[Derbeste]

I'm starting to agree with the belief that Sarda is Chaos.

He has the power....

He has the means......

He has the attitude......

He travelled 20 billion years in the past....just like Chaos from the game.

Why would he help the light warriors get more power then you ask? Simple.....boredom. It's a game to him. He's certainly not helping them because he LIKES them.

It just wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to find out that Sarda spread the orbs out HIMSELF just to torture quest goers AND piss off the fiends (who I am guessing work for him). Two birds with one stone again. ;) He does seem to know where all the orbs are......

All I can say is....Sarda better be careful. He's being the biggest dick to the two with the most potential power.

Though....as for the "kill two birds with one stone comment"....

Perhaps Sarda doesn't mean actually killing BM and WM but he really means HURT BM and get the LWs back on track by getting WM involved again. Things seem to do that when she arrives.

All I know for sure is:

Onrac's Citizens = Brian's new Orphan Boy

[voodooKobra]

Onrac's Citizens = Brian's new Orphan Boy
It'd be funny if the Orphan boy was IN Onrac.

[bass_virus]

Onrac the new Onion Kid. And it's more like he hit three birds with one stone, cause I'm betting Sarda hates Onrac as much as the light warriors do.

[A Red Ninja]

20 bucks says we're going to see the onion kid soon.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Everyone says that Everything in the Universe exist to harm Black Mage. Onrac got it worse. Remember that town was ahole BEFORE the Lite Beer Warriors showed up.

[Zuzak]

Though....as for the "kill two birds with one stone comment"....

Perhaps Sarda doesn't mean actually killing BM and WM but he really means HURT BM and get the LWs back on track by getting WM involved again. Things seem to do that when she arrives.

All I know for sure is:

Onrac's Citizens = Brian's new Orphan Boy

I interpreted that quote to mean hurt BM and flood Onrac... again. Those events are among the most common things to happen in 8-bit theater. Especially BM getting hurt.

[MDude1350]

Maybe the air orb will float, being the air orb and all, and wash up somewhere it easier to find?

[iceddragons]

Maybe the air orb will float, being the air orb and all, and wash up somewhere it easier to find?
It doesn't just float, it files.

Anyways, I've been wondering when we would see WM again, and while reusing the flood seems a little less funny than it was the first time, I'm sure that it'll lead to more humor. (of course, I haven't predicted Brian correctly yet.)

It'd be funny if the Orphan boy was IN Onrac.
No, for OK injury to work, it has to be entirely BM's fault. While it was BM who Sarda was trying to hurt, that only makes it partially BM's fault.

[Zeke]

Maybe the air orb will float, being the air orb and all, and wash up somewhere it easier to find?

Probably not. It's nowhere near Onrac.

[MDude1350]

Probably not. It's nowhere near Onrac.

A flood caused by Australia sinking most likely flooded a goood chunk of the world for a while.

[Zeke]

Yeah, it's in a space station.