Next comic, prediction syle!!!

[glarpy]

Allright, in the next comic, Blk Mag goes all HADOKEN! style on the satan guy.

:bmage: #=======O :fighter:

then redmage uses his highly underdeveloped revive skill on blk mag, or fighter or thief bust out a phoenix down which in there infinate notsmartedeness misses blk mag and hits cpt. lich thus killing his undead ass, or they somehow manage to hit blk mag and revive him

[Klyco]

Thief find a Pheonix down he got while picking up the "droped items" from when fighter was recruiting people. Uses it on BM, then BM appears and Hadokens Lich by mistake, then stabs Thief for ruining his life/death

[The_Bear]

My prediction is that BM Hadokens all of Hell, which puts out all the fire. This makes the Hell-people mad, so they kick him out of Hell. Before he revives, Thief will argue to RM that using a Phoenix Down could be better spent serving as a distraction for small, rich children. Fighter continues to make "clank" noises until BM revives, then Fighter gets distracted, Lich gets a lucky shot, Fighter goes down. BM says something about killing his shield, and Hadokens Lich. Fighter realizises he's wearing armor, so Lich's bone-club didn't actually hurt him. Lich, being undead, gathers his bones like all of the bone-bad guys do so predictably. RM reads a player's guide and finds undead are weak to holy, BM doesn't have Holy, just spells that make people holey. Enter WM who solves the problem instantly, followed by staring and WM saying, "What?" Finally, BM makes a crude pick-up line, WM wishes revive worked on undead.

Ok that was a little long, sorry about that. I had an idea and I had to go with it.

[Klyco]

My prediction is that BM Hadokens all of Hell, which puts out all the fire. This makes the Hell-people mad, so they kick him out of Hell. Before he revives, Thief will argue to RM that using a Phoenix Down could be better spent serving as a distraction for small, rich children. Fighter continues to make "clank" noises until BM revives, then Fighter gets distracted, Lich gets a lucky shot, Fighter goes down. BM says something about killing his shield, and Hadokens Lich. Fighter realizises he's wearing armor, so Lich's bone-club didn't actually hurt him. Lich, being undead, gathers his bones like all of the bone-bad guys do so predictably. RM reads a player's guide and finds undead are weak to holy, BM doesn't have Holy, just spells that make people holey. Enter WM who solves the problem instantly, followed by staring and WM saying, "What?" Finally, BM makes a crude pick-up line, WM wishes revive worked on undead.

Ok that was a little long, sorry about that. I had an idea and I had to go with it.

I like that

[01d55]

Except that theory was unambiguosly debunked days ago (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040210).

[The_Bear]

Nnnnnnooooooooo!!! Oh well, maybe WM won't object to trying to heal one of the Light Warriors, only to accidently damage Lich. I glad you like it anyway.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I still stand by my "BM possesses either Fighter or Lich" idea.

[01d55]

I very much doubt that WM/BB will show up until after Lich is defeated, whereapon she will rez BM. What remains to be seen is how he'll be doing in Hell at the time, and how he'll feel about being removed therefrom.

I'm going to go out on a limb and try to predict a line:

:bmage: Saved me from Hell? You just saved Hell from me!

[Angry Orc]

Okay. BM is in Hell. Irony is the ruler of the day. BM says his line and...

ICE3!!! - :bmage:

I mean, hell would freeze over. It's BM's only hope.

[Exoduselder]

they cant kill BM Brian wouldn;t do that unless he wanted to unwisely piss of the fan base so much that he had enough hate mail to drown in cause letts face it were all BM fans deep down inside so BM is somehow going to get Rezed or Well who wants to know what the other option is...

[froofmyster]

My prediction is that BM Hadokens all of Hell, which puts out all the fire. This makes the Hell-people mad, so they kick him out of Hell. Before he revives, Thief will argue to RM that using a Phoenix Down could be better spent serving as a distraction for small, rich children. Fighter continues to make "clank" noises until BM revives, then Fighter gets distracted, Lich gets a lucky shot, Fighter goes down. BM says something about killing his shield, and Hadokens Lich. Fighter realizises he's wearing armor, so Lich's bone-club didn't actually hurt him. Lich, being undead, gathers his bones like all of the bone-bad guys do so predictably. RM reads a player's guide and finds undead are weak to holy, BM doesn't have Holy, just spells that make people holey. Enter WM who solves the problem instantly, followed by staring and WM saying, "What?" Finally, BM makes a crude pick-up line, WM wishes revive worked on undead.

Ok that was a little long, sorry about that. I had an idea and I had to go with it.

I'm cynical as hell but your idea is impressively realistic! The holey instead of holy thing is TOTALLY BM! I hope Brian reads this post 'cause DAMN your ideas are good! I mean it's so realistic and in character.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Okay. BM is in Hell. Irony is the ruler of the day. BM says his line and...

ICE3!!! - :bmage:

I mean, hell would freeze over. It's BM's only hope.

And turning Hell into a meat locker would accomplish...?

[Exoduselder]

you got to admit hell freezing over would be funny as hell....

[froofmyster]

Does anybody remember the deamon from Episode 165 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020624)? Maybe BM will meet up with him again. After all, he IS a hell demon.

[The_Bear]

I heard a scientific statement that disproves Hell, let's see if I can rememeber most of it. It dealt with the volume, pressure, and temperature of gasses and that sort of stuff.

Now here's what I remember, souls (gas) are constantly entering Hell, and none are leaving because they just don't. Therefore, if the volume of Hell were to stay the same, the pressure would increase from the added pressure that souls cause. However, if Hell increased in volume by too much, the pressure would drop to a point where Hell would literally freeze over, like freeze-dried food. Assuming Hell doesn't expand, the pressure from over 2000 years of souls would make Hell as hot as Hell (pun intended).

[The Dark Mage]

Previously posted byBob The Mercenary
I still stand by my "BM possesses either Fighter or Lich" idea.


hrrrrrrrrmm I can see him possessing Lich. But possessing fighter would be an ironic twist.

[froofmyster]

hrrrrrrrrmm I can see him possessing Lich. But possessing fighter would be an ironic twist.

Exactly. So ironic that it's funny. BM posessing fighter would bring up a whole bunch of interesting options. He could get fighter to do all sorts of painfull things to himself and even make him suicide. But right when he's about to kill himself, Thief uses a phoenix down that he "borrowed" from somebody on BM's body so that BM comes back to life, and fighter doesn't get killed. BM gets pissed and fires a FIR3 at Thief because he was about to kill fighter. Thief dodges and the spell hits Lich. Fire spells are deadly to the undead (kinda ironic huh? Deadly to the undead?) and Lich dies. RM has been facing the other way the whole time turns around and casts LIF2 on BM (who is already alive). RM starts searching his handbooks. WM and BB come along. BM does a pick-up line. Gets hammered (back to hell maybe?) If he goes to hell again WM heals him. If not, she congradulates the LW on a good victory. RM declares he found a rule in the D&D handbook that states that any wasted spells shall be regenerated (I know there isn't a such rule).

Sorry about the long post.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I heard a scientific statement that disproves Hell, let's see if I can rememeber most of it. It dealt with the volume, pressure, and temperature of gasses and that sort of stuff.

Now here's what I remember, souls (gas) are constantly entering Hell, and none are leaving because they just don't. Therefore, if the volume of Hell were to stay the same, the pressure would increase from the added pressure that souls cause. However, if Hell increased in volume by too much, the pressure would drop to a point where Hell would literally freeze over, like freeze-dried food. Assuming Hell doesn't expand, the pressure from over 2000 years of souls would make Hell as hot as Hell (pun intended).

Of course this is all assuming that souls are made out of anything at all. If you believe the way I believe, souls aren't made of gas (or any form of matter for that...uh, matter). You are also thinking using human logic. In the afterlife, things don't have to have mass or take up space. And even if souls are mad of gas, I'm pretty sure that if [insert deity here] wants to bend the rules of physics, he can. Considering he's all powerful and stuff.

Actually, now that I think of it, that's pretty dumb, thinking souls are made of gas. So technically, you could fill a balloon with a soul? Where'd you find that info?

[Nimbus]

Right... I still remember the subtitle Brian used to have for the 8bt comic... if you've been around that long try to remember... this is not yet the end, it is merely the beginning ^_^

[froofmyster]

I have a feeling that I know why Brian is hurting (fighter, thief, and red mage), killing (black mage), and hardening (white mage and black belt) the characters. He's trying to worry the readers. Every good comic writer tries to hurt/endanger the characters and wait for the reader's reactions to see how people see that character or to find out if said character is over/underdeveloped. In "Peanuts" Charlie Brown had to go to the hospital, In "FoxTrot" Jason had to get stitches. In "Get Fuzzy" Buck lost his lucky tooth and Satchel Broke his arm, in "Garfield" Garfield was lost for two whole weeks. The bottom line is: the characters always survive. Brian wants to know just how important the characters are to us (namely BM), so he's huting'em.

[DarkKnight_ofShadows]

Of course this is all assuming that souls are made out of anything at all. If you believe the way I believe, souls aren't made of gas (or any form of matter for that...uh, matter). You are also thinking using human logic. In the afterlife, things don't have to have mass or take up space. And even if souls are mad of gas, I'm pretty sure that if [insert deity here] wants to bend the rules of physics, he can. Considering he's all powerful and stuff.

Actually, now that I think of it, that's pretty dumb, thinking souls are made of gas. So technically, you could fill a balloon with a soul? Where'd you find that info?

Makes sense to me. :)

The only thing that I can think of that might lead one to think that souls are made of gas is the fact of how people claim to see clouds of smoke (or whatever) when they see a ghost, or that the ghost is of a cloudy figure.

Oh, and on a totally unrelated subject, doesn't WM's little figure look like a KKK suit? ---> :wmage:

[Starbuck_II]

Does anybody remember the deamon from Episode 165 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020624)? Maybe BM will meet up with him again. After all, he IS a hell demon.

Well good point, he is a demon and hey where is he going to go when he dies...heaven?
(Okay South Park made that joke first hehe)

However Souls don't constantly enter hell, that is a falacy. Since not everyone is a evil man like Black mage, most at leaat try to be good and therefore get into the lowest of the Three Kingdoms of Heaven. The rules to getting in the lowest kingdom are pretty loose, so as long as you aren't a cold blooded murderer beside other things, you should go there. (Quote: "And I saw a man caught up into the third kingdom...")

But enough of religion fromme for now:
White mage isn't KKk material lol But yeah she remsembles their suits...
Why is it that BM has to be knocked out before Fighter shows off his Bad-@ss fighting moves?

[Denim Sk8r]

I heard a scientific statement that disproves Hell. (blah blah doo dee doo)......

The idea of abstarcing "souls" to a gas is that, everything can be thought of as a gas: solids, liquids, gases, plasmas, photonic energy, solid/liquid/gasous/plasmatic anti-matter, leptons, bosons, gravitons, quarks, exotic matter,.....everything.

This is irrelevant and if you want to discuss it, take it into a new thread, and I'll discuss scientific-relgionious-spiritocious-"Ideal Gas Law"ing ideas there....
(Edit: http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?p=58325#post58325 )



I am pretty sure that BM is going to try casting some level of ICE, because what else would seem as ironic as that? But, chances are, that it'll not work for some reason. Then we'll see what Hell has in store for BM for the rest of eternity. It's highly unlikely that BM will conquer Hell. Think about it. If BM took over Hell, why would he have any reason to return to the real world. DnD states that a spirit must be willing to return, 8-Bit seems to go by their laws alot, even if he was removed from his ultimate position against his will, he would just kill himself and return. BM would lose any reason for being in the storyline anymore, and I thought that we didn't want that.

[Bob The Mercenary]

I have a feeling that I know why Brian is hurting (fighter, thief, and red mage), killing (black mage), and hardening (white mage and black belt) the characters. He's trying to worry the readers. Every good comic writer tries to hurt/endanger the characters and wait for the reader's reactions to see how people see that character or to find out if said character is over/underdeveloped. In "Peanuts" Charlie Brown had to go to the hospital, In "FoxTrot" Jason had to get stitches. In "Get Fuzzy" Buck lost his lucky tooth and Satchel Broke his arm, in "Garfield" Garfield was lost for two whole weeks. The bottom line is: the characters always survive. Brian wants to know just how important the characters are to us (namely BM), so he's huting'em.

...and in Calvin and Hobbes, Hobbes went missing for a week and readers got so worried they started sending Bill Watterson hate mail.

[01d55]

The Thermodynamics of Hell (http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/hellthrm.html).

As for the Demon, he "converts his very essence into pure destruction" indicating that he converts his "soul" (or whatever Demonic equivalent) into heat energy. So no, BM won't run into him, nor will anyone else.

[froofmyster]

...and in Calvin and Hobbes, Hobbes went missing for a week and readers got so worried they started sending Bill Watterson hate mail.

OH MAN! I LOVE CALVIN & HOBBES! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT ONE! You have the 10th Anniversary Book too, huh?

[Kurosen]

Brian wants to know just how important the characters are to us (namely BM), so he's huting'em.

No, I hurt them because I enjoy it and it makes me laugh :)

[Darth Aardvark]

Seems like this is getting a little off topic... so my prediction is that the next couple comics will have nothing to do with BM whatsoever. The camera will probably switch to WM and BB, and... ok, that was stupid, I give up. I think I'll just wait until he posts the comic.

[Klyco]

That would be cool if BM froze over hell. He could take a pict, and if he comes back to life, asks out whitemage, shell say, "When hell freezes over" :bmage: shows :wmage: the pict, and you get the rest.

As for the Hell theory, how the HELL (Ironic?) are those scientist gonna prove that souls are gases? Plus, Hell is another realm in the AFTERlife! Damn scientist always have to try and explain everything. An alien could land here, and theyll try and prove its not real

[Legendary_Fenrir]

I think that Black Mage will end up destroying this "new wing" of hell with a well place hadoken. (We haven't seen one in a while anyways) Nonetheless its good to see Black Mage, well "alive" and "well".

[froofmyster]

Nonetheless its good to see Black Mage, well "alive" and "well".


You got that right!

[Bob The Mercenary]

OH MAN! I LOVE CALVIN & HOBBES! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT ONE! You have the 10th Anniversary Book too, huh?

You know it! And all the other big treasury books too. I also have a bunch of the small collections. All I'm missing is "Revenge of the Babysat" and "Yukon Ho!". I've always loved that comic. I still reread the books when I'm bored.

[Soga]

I think I have EVERY Calvin & Hobbes book. Eat it.

[Stoker]

If they have a Phoenix Down why not just use it on Lich? That would solve all their problems, and then they could get Black Mage raised later.

[GreenDarkness]

Well all I can say is that :wmage: is probably going to regret leaving the Light Warriors all alone, and go after them. Then she will get there and revive :bmage:, and his first words will defiantly be a pick-up line.

[froofmyster]

Then she will get there and revive , and his first words will defiantly be a pick-up line.

Without a doupt.

[froofmyster]

Uh... you mean definately, not definatly.

[The_Bear]

And you mean without a doubt, correct?

[froofmyster]

And you mean without a doubt, correct?
Yeh. Sorry about my atrocious spelling. You see, I'm only 13.

[Klyco]

Well all I can say is that :wmage: is probably going to regret leaving the Light Warriors all alone, and go after them. Then she will get there and revive :bmage:, and his first words will defiantly be a pick-up line.

Followed by the Hammer, and big cure 3 spell