8-Bit Mottos

[ShinRa Incorporated]

Let's pretend BM is thinking to go public with some sort of Hadoken/Stabbity Death Assassination service, or some other business spawned off of 8-Bit Theatre. What would be a good motto for what service?

i.e.
Black Mage Assassinations
"Regular or Extra-Crispy?"

Garland's Mystery Cookies
"Now only a 25% chance of Imp contamination."

[vlatt]

Fighters Schol of Vargus-Do Zodiac Kenidsho sword skils::
"RAM STYLE!!!"

[Death Dealer]

Fighter's Weapon Emporium
"I like swords!"

[vlatt]

Black Mage(TM) torture and torture related devices:

"Your world will be redefined as living pain"

[ShinRa Incorporated]

Thief's Bank of Money
"If you don't know what to do in a crazy world of topst-turvy markets and Michael Jackson scandals, you're not alone. Just send me all your money and I'll invest it in bread tabs. You know, those little plastic tabs that keep bread fresh! Or just invest all your money in my own accounts with contracts with fine print so small, you'd need a telescope just to read it. Come to think of it, you've heard too much. -Uses MiB Neuralizer-"

Law-Ninjas
"Settlements guarenteed in 30 minutes or the Pizza's cold.

[FIGHTERDOKEN]

thief's "I take your stuff and than sell it" pawn shop

We are the home of ULTRA SUPER FINE PRINT.

[Lawn Gnome]

White Mage's Shop of Healing Potions:

All are welcome*

*Black Mage excluded, lest he feels need to test the wrath of my hammer

[Tark]

BM and Thief's Evidence Disposal Inc. Corpses vaporized in 30 minutes or its free*

[Gerad]

Akbar's Lutes
NOT keys to the final dungeon

-Or should that be the other way around?

[ShinRa Incorporated]

Black Mage Photography
"No I am NOT undressing you with the power of my mind!"

[Dynamite Kid]

Black Mage's School of voice talent....

YOU WILL THANK VERY MUCH BRACK MAGE SAN!

[Dante]

Black Mage's House of Evil
"We casts the spells that knocks the peoples down!"

The Black Belt Martial Art Dojo
"Researchers of the ultimate science of hurting people a lot!"

Thief's Financial Assistance
"Worried about money? We'll get rid of it for you!"

Red Mage's Twinkery
"Making DMs cry since Turn 1999!"

Temple of the White Mage
"Healing for the sick, food for the poor, vicious crushing blows to the head for black mages..."

The Fighter Zodiac-style Sword School
"It's not just a twin blade style, it's the Two-Fisted Monkey Style!"

Sara's Strategy Center
"Don't worry, we'll get aroudn to dominating you soon..."

[FunnyLooking]

Black Mage's School of Magic
"Once you go black, you never go back."

[ShinRa Incorporated]

Welcome to Dwarfland
"Five million dwarves, seven last names."

[Ryto]

Welcome to Dwarfland
"Fire Free for 1 hour"

[ShinRa Incorporated]

Akbar's Discount Canoes
"NOT full of termites!"

The REAL Light Warriors
"Destiny called. Except Ninja was talking on the phone at the time. Stupid jerk.."

[Rayinne]

The Light Warrior Weapons Emporium

Half price on all Swordchucks, Nunchucks, Chuckchucks, Malletchucks, and Chuck Roast.

Void if you pay money.

[Lost in Time]

Look at the first line of my sig for Thief's new IRS agengy. (For people to lazy to look that far, it says: IRS: We got what it takes to take what you got.)

[Chaotica]

Fighters Weapons Emporium (Sorry, I liked the title)
The best pointies for your shineys

RM's Sage Store
If I don't know about it, it probablly doesn't exist

BB's Dojo
We'll help you find the enlightement of the fist, just don't ask us for directions

Thief's Bar and Legal Document Press
Stressed about needing official documents? Come in, have a drink and let Thief draft and explain it all!*

*All explanations are void until after documentation signing and legal fees paid

BM's Sell Spell Shop

Making people fall down since... well forever

WM's Missionary
Many are called, few are chosen, and one will not get the clue and leave me alone!

[dee_red_mage]

Red Mage's Elementary School
"We give Exp and dice"

Black Mage Assasinations
"We Kill for you and you kill YOURSELF"

Akbars Discount Dragon Eggs
"Cheap dragons for you" {super ultra fine print} to get killed MUAHAHAHA [end of print]

[CheshireThief]

Red Mage's Suicide Counseling Agency
"Better Red than Dead"

[Cid Highwind]

Red Mage's Attack Dice
Weighted since Turn 1809

[Juno X]

How do I tell them I failed My check? Awnser: I dont...

[Kaldar]

The Red Mage Twinked Character Store

-"If your character dies, you must not have played him right!"

[Death Dealer]

Black Belt's Self Defense Class
I can teach ALL about fist fighting PLEASE NO! NOT THE DIRECTIONS! WHY MUST THE ARROWS CHASE ME!?

(Heh..DDR/FF1)

[DaringCommander11]

Red Mages shope of SUPER RED MAGERY AND TWINKINESS

"Creating level ones that could end the world for 50 years!"

[Wetflame]

Black Mage's House of Evil
"We casts the spells that knocks the peoples down!"

The Black Belt Martial Art Dojo
"Researchers of the ultimate science of hurting people a lot!"

Thief's Financial Assistance
"Worried about money? We'll get rid of it for you!"


XD

Black Mages Pie Shop:
NOTE: The Pie is also evil.

Black Belts Sexuality Counselling service:
No, you're NOT gay.

Thiefs charity Shop:
Speaks for itself =P

Red Mages Laudrette:
Whites so white you'll get a +1 to your Charisma!
(Free Febreeze for every 3rd customer!)

Fighters School of Sword-Chuckery:
No Ninjas.

Grandma Matoyas Edible Poison Cookies:
(What do you mean they're ordinary Posion cookies? You can eat them can't you?)

[Dark Shooter]

Fighter's School of Swordsmanship
Home of the Art of Sticking Pointy Things into Fleshy Things.

Black Mage's School of Dark Arts
10 gallons of kickin' ass in a 5 gallon jug!

Red Mage's Library and Research Center
Unlocking the secrets of the universe one stat boost at a time.

Internal Revenue Service of Elfland (Thief)
Because Elves have always been worthy of reconition as the rightful creditors of the world.

Temple of Light (White Mage)
[The Power to Heal, the Power to Harm, the Burden of Choice]*
(smaller print) No Black Mages allowed on pain of Divine Retribution.

*Written in ancient language. Black mage warning written in common.

[The_Bear]

:fighter: Fighter's Schools of Sword Mastery - "Sticking the pointy end into things that scream and bleed since 1897"

:rmage: Red Mage's Academy of the Red Arts - "Because you deserve to have it all"

:thief: Thief's Bank - "Because you're a sucker, I mean...a good citizen (sucker)"

[Juno X]

BM's Assasination service: We Aim To Please.

[Sesshomaru]

black mages assassin service:
if they ain't dead in under 30 min i'm having fun torturing them*
*torture might take awhile please wait in waiting room and have evil pie

[Juno X]

BM Mourge: You kill em', We chill em'