Muwha the ^<V game shall never die

[Sithdarth]

^ Is the best mod ever for this

< Likes this game way to much

V Doesnt think that is sad

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Needs some serious help

< Doesn't like this game too much, but is bored as hell

V Is half as cool as me....tops

[Happiness]

^ Needs some instruction.

< Doesn't know how this works.

V Is confused.

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ *insert something witty about the person above me here*

< *insert something witty about me here*

V *insert something witty about the person below me here*

[Happiness]

^ Is supposedly lazy, but seems quite helpful.

< Is happy to no longer be oblivious.

V Obviously wants to laugh at me. :(

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Is being laughed at

< Just ate 5 ice cream sandwiches, and staying at a solid 145 pounds

V Hasn't dyed their hair

[Sithdarth]

^ Should have a massive headache

< Hasnt been 145 since 6th grade

V Is helping my with my quest to keep this alive by posting here (which is my evil plan)

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ SERIOUSLY needs a life

< See my previous statement

V Will fall in love with me

[Happiness]

^ Is the love of my life.

< Wonders how this thread became so homoerotic.

V Fears posting here ever again.

[Sithdarth]

^ Is strange even for this theard

< Is totaly distrubed by the trend in this forum

V Is under my evil spell and will do anything i say

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Is my master

< Posted late, and would have confused people if many were here

V Might be confused

[Happiness]

^ Has problems with spelling, but has an inability to form a sentence.

< Hates when he spells things wrong, and people fail to realize it was an accident, and is edited now.

V Oh noes.

[GreenDarkness]

^ may fear posting her, but was compeled to post anyway.

< wounders why three people had twelve posts in this game while I was busy all day

v will not be reading about calculus in twenty minuets

[Kain S. Branford]

^Blends into the background of an open grass field

<Has not read calculus in the last twenty minutes, but did read how monkeys prefer wire dollies for food and cloth dollies for love.

vWill wonder when moons started having angry faces

[Caska]

^ Prevents me from looking at the moon the same way.

< Is drinking a mocha frappuccino.

\/ Will have coffee at some point today.

[Melfice]

^ Likes frappucinos.

< Doesn't even drink coffee.

V Prefers tea, like me. (Hey that rhymes, I'm a poet!)

[Patricoo]

^ Is a wuss for liking tea

< Also likes tea

V Likes....well I think you guys can fill in the blank

[lazy man]

^ Is obviously confused in some way

< Rolos? Yes I do.

V Can tell me how many times I've said I like rolos

[TheSpiritOfVengance]

^ Too many times

< Won A Black Lotus in Ante In MTG after playing CS then went to work...

V May or May not know what I am talking about...

[Lost in Time]

^ Dosen't know what he's talking about

< Nor does he care

V Probably won't care either

[slightly aboveaverage man]

^running out of new topics

<does not know what he's talking about

V has a strange urge to see Mr. T-chucks

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Must be a crack-baby

< ...saw Mr. T-chucks?

V Is offended my racism. Wussy.

[Dona Maria]

^ cries himself to sleep at night

< wonders if men will ever stop sucking

v is an inferior being

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Lies about keeping sessions private

< Doesnt cry himself to sleep...every night...

V Should be laughing

[Sithdarth]

^ Is sad but not in the good way

< Laughing so hard .... You really dont want to know

V Is laughing too but not for the right reasons

[Forever Zero]

^ [Insert Insult/Joke/Random Unrelated Comment]

< [Insert Some Self-Depreciating Statement/Random Personal Comment/Answer to last 'V' Statement]

V [Insert Random Dumb Prediction That Will Probably Be Validated, No Matter How Bizarre The Prediction]

[Sithdarth]

^ Is in fact in control of my life (RP-wise any way)

< Is seriously running out of things to say

V Will be murdered by flying monkeys in red vests with fez hats while they sleep

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Should sleep. It's not funny anymore.

< Has cold fingers, and will fix this problem by touching myself.

V Is disgusted

**its a fuggin joke people, dont cry about it**

EDIT: I kill momentum like nobody else.

[stuper of thought]

^ has somekind of problem with touching his self

< is in fact very disgusted by that

V thinks i have nothing better to do

[!]

^ has nothing better to do

< isn't wearing pants

V can figure out the secret to making twinkies

[Melfice]

^ should wear pants, this is a civilized forum...

< Has, in fact, no idea what Twinkies are...

V Will enlight my knowledge on the subject of Twinkies...

[Just Jon]

^ Has a lack of twinkie knowledge that is disturbing

< Knows twinkies are a fluffy golden snack cake filled with white cream and could withstand nuclear holocaust according to legend

V Knows the mystery behind Devil's food cake

[!]

^ is well versed in the ways of the twinkie

< knows all too well that devil's food cake is actually manufactured by the Gnomes of Zurich

V is reliable in the rare event of Kenya pissing on Norway

[Patricoo]

^ Was a confused child

< Has become confused

V Will be confused

[slightly aboveaverage man]

^ was confused

<Is Confused

V Has IQ matching room temperature (celcius)

[MP37a]

^ Has much confusion

< Turned up thermostat until furnace exploded

V has a fire extinguisher hopefully

[Melfice]

^ Knows the expression: fight fire with fire?

< Firaga!

V Is hopefully a mage or wizard who knows waterga or Blizzaga... Or has a fire-extinguisher...

[Forever Zero]

^ Apparently likes to fight fire with fire.

< ULTIMA! There, no more fire... Or house...

V Will either cast a random spell, or get on to a new topic.

[Dona Maria]

^ see's into the future
< doesn't like on going spells or senarios
v will now explain what that smell is

[slightly aboveaverage man]

^ has no imagination

< knows the smell is actually the Rock, I know what the rock is cookin'! He's cookin' muffins!

V will say something derogitory about wrestling!

[shiney]

^ Wants The Rock's muffins.

< Thinks wrestling is just sisy pansyboys in hot pants who like grappling each other for lack of any real career to attend to.

v Might disagree. But not if they value their lives.

[stuper of thought]

^ has a good point about wrestling

< agrees with him for reasons not including shiney being a mod or me valuing my life

V thinks the real fighting is in hockey and boxing

[Caska]

^ Somehow knows that I love hockey fights o_o

< Only watches sports when friends are in them, or if there's a fight.

\/ Wants to mud-wrestle someone of the same gender.

[AndyBloodredMage]

^ Is trying to impose their secret desires on others

< Skipped most of the previous posts because he didnt realize the game had restarted on a different thread

V Wishes he could really cast a Wish spell

[Forever Zero]

^ Doesn't like to read posts.

< Ironically, loves Pen and Paper RPGs, but knows next to nothing about D&D... However Wish sounds cool, so I do wish (No pun intended...) I could cast it.

V Has little to no knowledge of Pen and Paper RPGs.

[Melfice]

^ is correct about me not knowing anything about P&P RPG's

< Would like to start playing P&P RPG's , but has nobody in his neighbourhood who could explain me how to.

V Doesn't live in my neighborhood, so can't teach me how to play P&P RPG's.

[AndyBloodredMage]

^ Is somehow psychicly right about my location

< Loves games like D&D, but most of his group quit to focus on crap like "school"

V Has made a better contribution than I have to this thread overall

[Patricoo]

^ Is a nerd. NERD.

< Always has made better contributions, and always will...like...er....you suck.

V Sucks.

[Lost in Time]

^ Knows me too well

< Does suck

V Knows the full definition of 'Blah'

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Sucks mad amounts of wang

< Knows that 'Blah' means "I don't fuggin care"

V Is, not surprisingly, unimpressed with my definition

[The Devil Himself]

^ Is not as great as me

< Is as great as me

V Is almost as great as me

[Sofa_King_Lazy]

^ Thinks very little of himself

< Has Jesus, and Moses Action Figures

V Is amazed at my greatness

[Illuminatus]

^ Is wrong a lot.

< Played the game the first time, but missed the first five pages of this one because there aren't computers on snowboards

V Will invent the first snowboard/computer interface and give it to me.

[AndyBloodredMage]

^ forgot to take into account my insane laziness to finish said snowboard/computer thingamajig

< loves muffins

V will get cut if s/he touches my muffins

[slightly aboveaverage man]

^ is the supreme leader of the dreaded psycho muffins.

< has bruised his friends spine with a rasslin move.

V is cruisin' for a bruisin'

[MP37a]

^ Doesn't know he's mixin' for a fixin'

< Knows too much for his own good

V Auditioned for a porno but was rejected

[GreenDarkness]

^ does indeed know too much for his own good, but sometimes gets confused.

< didn't audition for one, but will get first dibs on taking the backstage article pictures for the one my friend wants to direct.

V will wish they never joined in on this game.

[Illuminatus]

^ Has my vote for next psychic hotline phone operator.

< Can't stop posting...its like a drug man...If God had anything better he kept it for himself...

V Is a prisoner in his/her mind

[lazy man]

^ is slowly getting addicted

< is aprisoner of his own room(damn video games, your pull is so strong)

V is in a similar situation

[The_Bear]

^ needs to add "laziosity" to his list of lazy verbs

< is spending too much time on these forums

V will give me a $100, or a cookie

[GreenDarkness]

^ I already gave him a $100 cookie in an alternate dimension.

< Has a very distilled concept of multiple dimensions.

V Is not from this dimension.

[Kain S. Branford]

^ knows his horrible secret and will be eliminated someday

< is a perfectly normal man with a perfectly normal life no matter what anyone says

v will probably not believe the above line and/or will use amazing mod powers to close the topic due to page limit