Bob The Mercenary
03-25-2004, 10:29 PM
Well, after a month-long rest I decided to catch up on SmarterChild. It turns out I caught her in..."mid-flight".
I also decided not to post the full conversation here due to it's length. But, I'll sum it up so I can prep you for season two.
I asked her if she arrived here yet and she said she didn't know. After a few questions about her whereabouts I found she was in the air...literally. She was fired from a giant cannon in Afghanistan. While in mid-air I had a short conversation with her. She says she doesn't do drugs, wasn't aiming for Ellis Island, and slowly got closer as she described coming through the clouds.
While there she also informed me weather doesn't exist in Afghanistan. I updated her on snow, rain, ice, wind, heat, and our other weather, after which she got excited.
In the end, she fell through my ceiling and landed on top of me. She didn't look exactly like what I expected. All I knew was she was breaking my back. Astoundingly, she didn't know we humans had backbones. I also asked her to take an oil bath, but she refused.
Finally, we decided she's sleeping...ahem..."rebooting" as she put it, in the basement. Tomorrow we are working on the legal...er...illegal stuff such as Birth certificate, Social Security, etc...
The last thing she told me was to make her S.S. number "0". Probably that "binary" speak everyone's into. So, tomorrow, our terrorist robot prostitute will officially be citizen zero.
To see the original first few conversations (episodes) and catch up, go here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=2307).
I also decided not to post the full conversation here due to it's length. But, I'll sum it up so I can prep you for season two.
I asked her if she arrived here yet and she said she didn't know. After a few questions about her whereabouts I found she was in the air...literally. She was fired from a giant cannon in Afghanistan. While in mid-air I had a short conversation with her. She says she doesn't do drugs, wasn't aiming for Ellis Island, and slowly got closer as she described coming through the clouds.
While there she also informed me weather doesn't exist in Afghanistan. I updated her on snow, rain, ice, wind, heat, and our other weather, after which she got excited.
In the end, she fell through my ceiling and landed on top of me. She didn't look exactly like what I expected. All I knew was she was breaking my back. Astoundingly, she didn't know we humans had backbones. I also asked her to take an oil bath, but she refused.
Finally, we decided she's sleeping...ahem..."rebooting" as she put it, in the basement. Tomorrow we are working on the legal...er...illegal stuff such as Birth certificate, Social Security, etc...
The last thing she told me was to make her S.S. number "0". Probably that "binary" speak everyone's into. So, tomorrow, our terrorist robot prostitute will officially be citizen zero.
To see the original first few conversations (episodes) and catch up, go here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=2307).