View Full Version : Heroes of the Holidays: Sign up and discusion
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 03:37 PM
Due to rampant commercialization and out of control preoccupation on important matters, people are taking less and less notice of the holidays. It is upon you the Heroes of the Holidays to remember the season and keep it filled with good tidings and cheer. Each of the heroes is imbued with the spirit of the Holiday and out of their base in the North pole bring cheer through out the year. In the Nerve center is the brains of the operation Jolly old St. Nick, using his ability to see who is naughty and who is nice keeps the team ever informed of breaking action in the rest of the globe.
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Name:
Holiday:
Appearance.
Equipment:
Power:
Bio:
Name: The Cupid
Holiday: Valentine's day
Appearance. He is 3' 2" with curly blond hair, He is a little chubby with baby fat. He wears a pink golfbag like quiver. Also that's all he wears. He has small, but functionable wings. and always wears sunglasses with rose colored heart shaped lenses.
Equipment: One long bow, A desert eagle, an uzi, A sniper rifle, A cross bow, a laser sight, a dart gun, a sling shot, Grenades, rocket launcher, bazooka, said golfbag like quiver to contain all his weapons and a heart shaped hover craft.
Power: His ammo gives people "The love"
Bio: He is the son of Aphrodite and Ares. He flies around protecting Valentines Day from the depressed loveless morose mother f***ers. He flies around the world in his hovercraft spreading "Amour" with his arsenal of "love." So pucker up bitches.
Forever Zero
03-26-2004, 03:41 PM
I call, once again, National Talk Like a Pirate Day. I will have a char later.
IHateMakingNames
03-26-2004, 03:44 PM
I call Halloween.
Dr DR
03-26-2004, 03:46 PM
Name: Boxing Day Man
Holiday: Boxing Day
Appearance: Tall, muscled, wearing a spiffy aristocrat old stylee coat, but open to allow pointless bare-chestedness. Also wears britches. Quite possibly has a pony tail. Doesn't (surprisingly) wear boxing gloves. He's more of a bare-fisted fighter.
Equipment: Too manly for equipment.
Powers: Stylish Ninja Kickboxing madskills, Rather tough and fast fellow, Marxist Dialectics.
Bio: Born 1890 and with ideas ahead of his time, inspired by the opening up of poor boxes on Boxing Day, Boxing Day Man wanted to get the working peeps a fairer deal. One day a year didn't cut it for this chap. Unfortunatley this got him beaten up by hordes of angry aristocrats. Fell into a deep coma as a result but was revived by a cup of radioactive tea, which in the interim gave him super powers. Likes to say "JUSTICE" and spout marxist rhetoric a lot (still terribly British though).
Name: Phil the Groundhog
Holiday: Groundhog's day
Appearance: An everyday groundhog.
Equipment: big nasty pointy claws
Power: The abality to cast shadows of itself and make a winter storm for a short time.
Bio: Once an everyday groundhog living in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, he has become a national thing every year. People would gather to see him to see if the shadow would appear or not. However, people would soon forget about him and his important role in life, so he has joined up to make sure people know that he really does have a life.
StormRider
03-26-2004, 04:14 PM
I call Santa.
Name: Too many to count. Santa, St. Nick, SC are a few of the many.
Holiday: Christmas
Appearance: An abnormally tall (close to 7 feet in height) fat (he prefers 'well-stuffed', and more than a few elves have been busted back to doll duty for calling him 'chunky') guy in a red suit and combat boots. His rosy cheeks, bushy white beard, and rougish smile make him appear a bit on the dim side, but in reality he possesses a brilliant, calculating mind that caused the HoH to come into being.
Equipment: His sack filled with a nigh-unlimited supply of toys and gadgets, many of which have purposes and abilities unknown even to the Big Guy himself, which has been known to cause unfortunate mishaps. A flock of flying reindeer carrying a seriously pimpin' fire-red sleigh tricked out with 007-like gadgets, and a crack squad of elves, best trained in the biz.
Powers: The ability to shrink himself and squeeze into small spaces (chimneys or otherwise). The ability to instantly detect naughty or niceness, which makes SC virtually immune to lies, bluffs, or other attempts to fool/shroud the Big Guy's mind.
Bio: Despite being 'the jolly one' he has no tolerance for evildoers. He has taken a personal oath to spread joy to the kids of the world, and any Grinch who gets in his way should be prepared for a big surprise. Due to the increasing ratio of naughty to nice in the world lately, Santa formed the HoH to lighten the stress of his workload and get mankind back to loving each other, or else.
If you don't want anyone to be Santa, I'll pick someone else.
batgirl
03-26-2004, 04:14 PM
I'll have a bio up later, but I call Hannuka
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 04:18 PM
Powers: The ability to shrink himself and squeeze into small spaces (chimneys or otherwise). Other than that, none to speak of.
You forgot the naughty and nice detection thing.
StormRider
03-26-2004, 04:20 PM
Doesn't that go without saying?
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 04:21 PM
Well I'd say it's a special power.
StormRider
03-26-2004, 04:27 PM
OK. Profile edited.
CelesJessa
03-26-2004, 05:29 PM
I call the 4th of July (yaay. fireworks) but I need to think of what my character's hero name would be...
IHateMakingNames
03-26-2004, 05:32 PM
Name: ???
Holiday: Halloween
Appearance. He is small human looking thing compltely black and covered in shadows in his true form, but can look like anything he wants.
Equipment: None, but he can morph some.
Power: Shape shift to any form, can make items needed for form, and can make candy appear from no where. Also has the ability to know people's greatest fears.
Bio: One day some insane man who really liked Halloween used all sorts of scientific stuff on him to transform him into what he is today. Now he goes around scaring people (Often at camps when they are telling ghost stories, then appearing as the bad thing), then gives the people candy.
lazy man
03-26-2004, 05:44 PM
I call Fat Teusday. I'll get stuff up later.
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 05:46 PM
I'd say a girl should be Mardi Gras not Lazy man but if no ladies want super flashing powers and bead whips I can understand.
lazy man
03-26-2004, 05:48 PM
Alright then, let me think............Labor Day?
Hunter_Shu
03-26-2004, 05:48 PM
Name: Professor Pi
Appearance: Stereotypical professor setup: White lab coat, greying Einstein hair... the works.
Bio: He was once nothing but a mild-mannered Math professor at Prestigious University, until one day, he suffered a tragic accident at the hands of a hacker.... He had been working on solving Pi, and had actually finished his calculations, but the next day, when he turned on his computer and was about to send the results to his colleagues, he realized that the computer wouldn't work, because Windows had malfunctioned. He vowed to gain revenge on Microsoft Corporation, and began studying the true mysteries of Pi. After years of meditation, he learned that those whom had mastered Pi gained mastery over circles and could even create them...
Power: Control over circles, to the point that he can create them from nothing.
Equipment: He has very little, although he tends to keep a small supply of moonpies on him as emergency supplies. Also keeps a calculator on him.
Ultimate Goal: The destruction of Microsoft Corporation, the world's greatest EVIL.
batgirl
03-26-2004, 06:10 PM
Um, you're supposed to be a holiday.
CelesJessa
03-26-2004, 06:19 PM
I'm not done yet, but here's my bio for now.
Name: Liberty Belle
Holiday: 4th of July
Appearance: Think Wonder Woman, but with slightly altered colors on her costume, and her hair is red. And she had leggings and boots.
Equipment: Fireworks, that seem to come from nowhere and can be set off just by her will. (the more powerful ones have to be manually set off) And really big sparklers that she can attack people with. (other weapons include altered versions of things you might see at the 4th of july celebrations)
Power: Pyro stuff... explosions.
Bio: (I'll finish this in a bit)
Hunter_Shu
03-26-2004, 06:23 PM
Um, you're supposed to be a holiday.
3/14. Pi day. Hence the Professor Pi, and the circles and such.
Sorry if that sounds arrogant. I was just putting it here from the Original thread "Just a Thought" where I already called Pi day.
IHateMakingNames
03-26-2004, 06:24 PM
Added the power to know people's greatest fears.
Pie day is fun! Anyone go out caroling Pi day songs? My class did.
Lycanthrope
03-26-2004, 08:12 PM
Name: The April Fool
Appearance: He dresses in motley, but the coolest damn motley there is!
Bio: A born trixter, the April Fool has become a crusader against the humorless forces of evil, but is not below tricking anyone. He doesn't know anything about his heritage, other than that he was born on the street. He was taken in by a stage magician who taught him his craft. His mastery of slight of hand became super-human when he was accidentally inducted into a secret government to create the ultimate spy (enhanced speed, dexterity, grace, and agility, combined with the psychic ability to cause people not to notice him unless they are specifically looking for him). While the experiment was successful, the project failed when the April Fool proved uncontrolable. The entire project went down in flames, and was mothballed. The April Fool, himself, remembers absolutely none of this, a failsafe device designed to prevent him from revealing secrets to the enemy erased his memory of the events before he could spread it, however they never managed to catch him.
Ultimate Goals: That every man, woman, and child be the subject of his ridicule before he dies.... Hey, he can dream, can't he?
Darth SS
03-26-2004, 08:19 PM
I....have this incredible urge to join this...
Unfortunately, I can't think of any of the good holidays...
WAIT! I DIBS ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
TheSpiritOfVengance
03-26-2004, 08:36 PM
S.S look up foriegn holidays. Here is the Proper one JAD
Name: Todo Día Poderoso del Señor del Hombre Muerto Or Señor Muerto for short.
Holiday: Day of the Dead...
Apperance: The Biggest Mexican I've ever seen (think El from Desperado series...)
Equipment: His car Clothes two colt .45 revolvers ammo Sawed of shotgun with ammo and his skull mask.
Powers: Can communicate with Dead, Use Energy like blast of souls of people who died
Bio: According to Legend he is the reincarnation of Pancho Villa. He was born on october 4th 1978 near Rio Grande, Durango, Mexico He was a very bright kid and could speak english and spainish at the age of twelve. Then at the age of 18 his Whole family and Fiance were killed in a horrible massacare on the day of the dead by a drug cartel. Now He dones a Skull for a mask and hunts down corrupt officials and general villians by using his super powers to communicate with the dead and summon the souls of the damned for energy like attacks and he drives a pinto...
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 08:39 PM
spirit, could you use the appropriate sign up form.
MasterMage
03-26-2004, 08:48 PM
Name: Dun B.
Holiday:Easter
Appearence:"6,5" a bunny rabbit that can stand up,talk,walk,and has yellow fur
Equipment:I have rotten egg bombs,smoke egg bombs,net eggs,happy eggs,and a egg luancher.
Power:He can use his powers to summon countless cute and cuddly kritters
Bio:Im the Easter bunny.I deliver Easter eggs to every one once a year.I attend church every sunday.
slightly aboveaverage man
03-26-2004, 09:20 PM
Name: Joe
Holiday: Civic Holiday (Can)
Appearance: just a guy in a t-shirt, with a slight beer gut, and a flock of seagulls haircut.
Equipment: he has a pair of shoes, which he takes off his feet and throws at the enemy, usually hitting them in the head.
Abilities: is the Grand Master of Bag Tagging, his special attack is the "Quarter Pounder." He flicks a quarter in your face and uppercuts your Nads. he also has a great knowledge of legal loop holes, which allow him to bend reality to his whim, making a *Bink* sound each time.
BIO: just a regular guy. he wanted in, so he chose the blandest holiday, and was later bit by a radioactive wizard, giving him mediocre powers.
Hunter_Shu
03-26-2004, 09:24 PM
Out of curiousity, was this meant to be serious in any way, shape or form? Just curious. Judging by the characters, I'd say no, but I feel the need to check.
Squishy Cheeks
03-26-2004, 09:31 PM
no it's not serious.
slightly aboveaverage man
03-26-2004, 09:33 PM
IHMN: here's a good name for you: Nitemare!
TheSpiritOfVengance
03-26-2004, 09:40 PM
I might change mine then... I had a really funny one planned unless anyone has any objections...
slightly aboveaverage man
03-26-2004, 10:57 PM
no objections here.
TheSpiritOfVengance
03-26-2004, 11:15 PM
here he is
Name: AD 2004 AKA The Spirit of the New Year or Newbie for short
Holiday: New Years Day
Apperance: Depends usually like Bono from u2
Equipment: a watch and a gun like Jonny Depps from OUATIM (the little one) And Drives a Ferrari
Powers: Can freeze time for 10 seconds Can do perfect atomic wedgies Annoy people by speaking 1337 or singing New Years Day and Auld Lang Sine (but I hope it wont come to that) and is super quick. Also under extreme problems he can do one of the three Wisdome of ages (exponetially smarter) power of the Ages (really strong) Or Wave of the ages (think Hadoken) so far hes done none of these
Bio: He was born from AD 2003 in a flash of lightining now he tries to attone for last years problems, and so far he isn't doing very well.
Yeah... you 2004 shmuck! You haven't been doing a good job at all!
Lycanthrope
03-27-2004, 01:48 AM
I forgot equiptment:He has many practicle jokes, his "bag of tricks" is mysterious, filled with all sorts of fun. he attacks with generally non-sequiter weapon's pulled from his bag. (for instance, a cod-fish)
Special Attacks: His most often used special attack is "double feinting" an opponent. His mastery of the art of deception allows him to know whether or not any foe thinks a blow is feint or not. Whichever way it happens to be, the fool reacts the opposite way.
Minor Dizaster
03-27-2004, 11:34 AM
Name: Mr. Moses
Holiday: Passover
Appearance: Wears a weird robe thingie. Has long hair and a symbol for every plague.
Equipment: Nothing
Power: Can summon any of the ten plagues to do his bidding.
Bio: Always being called sacreligious and blasphemous, Mr. Moses was driven to crime at an early age. But after he was hit over the head with a 2x4, he decided to use his powers for good!
Squishy Cheeks
03-27-2004, 11:48 AM
If you reserved a holiday hurry up and join.
Bob The Mercenary
03-27-2004, 01:49 PM
Okay...
Holiday: Labor Day
Name: Migrant Worker Pedro
Appearance: Wears a dirty brown t-shirt, saggy jeans, and old adidas he stole off a truck. He sometimes can be found wearing a red bandana. Mexican. Slightly muscular from long hard days of work.
Equipment: Dagger, revolver (if he feels like it), pitchfork, shovel, hammer, nails, saw, pick-up truck.
Power: Does anything a migrant worker can do.
Bio: No one knows where he came from, he just appeared on the road with his equipment one day and picked up work as a trucker, then as a farmer. Has no family.
Oh, and I'd like to reserve Tet-man for my friend, The Godly ME. He will post soon.
batgirl
03-27-2004, 02:27 PM
Holiday: Hannukah
Name: Brenda the Hannukah Avenger
Appearance: Think The Nanny but with much more comfortable shoes and not so much lycra.
Equipment: Menorah flame thrower, Dreidel Grenades, Ninja Stars of David
Power: Other than her arsenal of weapons, she can instil great amounts of guilt into people just by looking at them and has super nagging powers.
Bio: Born in a small Jewish quarter of Queens, Brenda was brought up to be a good Jewish girl. One day, she was trying to get a towel on sale at Macy's when another lady stole it from her. Brenda's mother gave her a nagging speech about truth, justice and the Jewish way over bagels and lox. Brenda vowed from that day forward to keep the world from being taken over by evil, as long as it didn't cut into her soaps.
slightly aboveaverage man
03-27-2004, 05:16 PM
now that is a brilliant Idea! can instill great amounts of guilt! HA! :D
Sokar
03-29-2004, 12:54 PM
If it isn't too late.
Holiday: Winter Equinox
Name: Win Equi
Appearance: He is wrapped in many cloaks that seem to flow into one another. He has a very wide brim straw hat, which hides his face at all times. He wears all black and so his true appearance has never been seen.
Powers: He has the ability to control all darkness. He can make the sun set at will and can cast any spell. He has a magical bag holding to carry the massive amounts of casting materials needed for his spells. He is also able to sink into any shadow and appear anywhere that has shadows.
Bio: He is the son of Father Time and Mother nature. He has a twin brother named Sum Equi with the powers of the Summer Equinox. Sum is from Father Times during the split from Mother Nature. Sum is his arch rival, fighting him at every turn. It is the usual I'm better then you deal, for Sum at least. Win doesn't really care. Sum is just bitter off of being the son of Fasching. Win does seem like an evil forboding character, but will help kittens out of trees. He now fights for something, well he really doesn't know at the moment.
Forever Zero
03-30-2004, 11:54 PM
Alright, days late for the startup of the RP, heres my char if it is still open...
Name: Jack Ironbeard
Holiday: Talk Like A Pirate Day
Appearance: A stereotypical pirate, complete with Parrot on his shoulder - See attachment.
Equipment: Carries a bandolier full of old flintlock pistols that reload themselves, and a cutlass. Also carreis an everlasting bottle of powerful Rum that he can take a swig of, then spit and light on fire.
Power: He can fight like a fiend. His greatest power however is whoever he targets turns into a pirate. They maintain control of themselves, but they are dressed as and must talk like a pirate until he releases control.
Bio: After TLAPD really took off, it needed a spokesman. The two creators, who had made the holiday on accident, decided that instead of hiring a spokesman, they would make a spokesman! They consulted a secret government labrotory, and after a night of extensive research, experiments and testing involving nanotechnology, and excessive drinking, Jack Ironbeard was born! However, one night when the founders and Jack got drunk (Due to a flaw in his creation, his constant goal is first to get drunk, then fulfill his other objectives), Jack wandered off and lost his memory. Now he wanders around as a hero, fighting for truth, justice, and the right to say, "Arr, avast yee scalawags! I'll keelhaul the lot of you for sayin' that!"
Xellos
04-01-2004, 05:25 PM
Is it too late to join? I want to be Thanksgiving.
Xellos
04-04-2004, 09:12 PM
Name: Phill Givins
Holiday: Thanksgiving
Appearance. wears a brown pilgrum outfit with one of those hats with the bukles on them. he is tall, thin, and has short brown hair.
Equipment: a boat called the Matflower, a horse, a bow and arrow, a loaded musket, and various food artillary.
Power: can feed the starving in the blink of an eye.
Bio: Phill travels around on land or in his ship with his pet turkey. He tries to stop world hunger every year, and make people thankfull for what they have in life.
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