Hey there!

[FighterFan]

Well.... um.... not much else to say after that.

[Jeff]

Hmm... Makes sense to me.

[Wyvern]

Hey there yourself! .....who are you? Aaaaanyway, I don't know, Brian, if you're actually gonna see this, but my sympathies on the -8000% status of your book/comic thingy. That totally, and mightily, blows. I wish you the best of luck and do, commend you on still putting out some kick-ass strips.

"Everything I own is combustible!" That was just...class. ^^

[Jeff]

"Why do only our homes and children burn?"

"Because it seemed excessively cruel *wink*"

Best lines ever.

[HRslammR]

and so it begins...!

[Tulip Toes]

Hi and Brian YOU R0X0RS

[RPG maniac]

So I'm gonna risk seeming like an idiot and ask, what's this thread for?

[Wizard]

It's the "Hey there!" thread. D'uh

[RPG maniac]

I didn't ask about the title.

[Wizard]

I figured the title made it pretty self explanatory.
So, Hey There!

[RPG maniac]

Hey there, I like long walks on the beach, playing videogames, fencing, and going to SCII tournaments... Ok I liead about the long walks on the beach.

[Mikazuchi]

OMG I MA NEW BASH ME PLX

lol. Hello. I like random junk, so deal.

[transcend]

Seriously, doesn't this belong in Random?

[Lost in Time]

I don't think you should be making threads about absoloutly nothing just because this forum is new?

[Sakaki22]

I think it has a point. It's where we can announce our existance and cement our places in the forum history as it's earlier posters.

Anyway, hiya! I'm Sakaki, hopeful resident... uhh... something.

[transcend]

Yeah. Do that. In Random.

[Sizz'l]

Hiya!! 8 BIT r0x0rz!!!!!

[Viper Daimao]

already i see we need to have our first talk kiddies.
this is the 8bit theater section. only posts concered with the comics or the site or brian should be here. also this is blantant spam. WE DO NOT TOLERATE SPAM. its a little rushed right now, but we should have some rules for everyone to read soon

[POS Industries]

This is simply inexcusable in every regard.

FighterFan, consider yourself warned. Big time. There won't be a second one, and I will not hesitate to ban you if need be, regardless of how new you are to these forums. This is basic forum conduct, people.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

What.

[Terex4]

I think POS is having modtext withdrawals.

[Osterbaum]

What the hell is happening here? I'm seriously completely out of the loop. Right, ok... So what next...?

[POS Industries]

OMG I MA NEW BASH ME PLX

lol. Hello. I like random junk, so deal.
No, it's not our job to "deal," it's yours. This is a forum with rules and you will follow them, are we clear?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

No, it's not our job to "deal," it's yours. This is a forum with rules and you will follow them, are we clear?

POS you've got to stay with me here man. Mikazuchi has been dead for years. There's nobody there! Snap out of it!

[POS Industries]

Seriously, doesn't this belong in Random?
Yeah. Do that. In Random.
Yes, thank you, transcend. We get it. You like to backseat mod.

Well, while we appreciate the thought, it would be preferred if you'd simply let the mod staff handle these things. We've got it under control, the last thing we need is every Tom, Dick, and transcend jumping down everyone's throats the moment someone steps out of line.

[pochercoaster]

I'm so confused. Since when can guests post?

Edit: lol dates

[Fifthfiend]

Man the forums nowadays are such total shit

[Fifthfiend]

Remember the old days, when SERIOUS PEOPLE discussed things SERIOUSLY in our grand salon, o'erbrimming with the rich, milky froth of ideas?

[Mr.Bookworm]

Walked uphill both ways, shit in a spittoon, etc. etc.

[akaSM]

One of the NPF mods going crazy? That's unprecedented!

[Nique]

... What's with the influx of new people? Or is it the same guy?

I wish I ever understood what was happening.

EDIT: If the new description for 'General' is any indication, this thread is the weirdest, and the best!

EDIT II: Ah. The dates. So this is just about POS being a bastard. Still the weirdest and best!

[Amake]

I always read "hey there" in the voice of the Starcraft Civilian:
oec2px2AA8U

[Arhra]

Hey! Listen!

Hello?

Look!

[Melfice]

Remember the old days, when SERIOUS PEOPLE discussed things SERIOUSLY in our grand salon, o'erbrimming with the rich, milky froth of ideas?

No.
Do you?

[Geminex]

POS is going through all the threads since the very start. He is going to ban EVERYONE.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I forgot if thread necroing is against the rules, but if it is you have to ban or at the very least reprimand yourself, POS.

[Ecks]

Wait guests can post now? GO REGISTER YOU HUGE DOUCHES WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU!

EDIT: Oh ha ha POS is having one of those days. How bad is it when a mod has to necro a thread to ban people?

[Geminex]

The sad thing is, he hasn't even banned anyone yet.

Pussy.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I forgot if thread necroing is against the rules, but if it is you have to ban or at the very least reprimand yourself, POS.

I thought POS was already guilty of the crime of being POS? Surely that's the bigger bannable offence.

[Lost in Time]

This made me feel old. :(

[Kyanbu The Legend]

It finally happened, POS has gone mad with power.

Next we'll be seeing him taking the form of a one winged angelic god to tower over all of us!

Quick someone asemble a team of 4 young heroes/heroines with the power of the crystals!

[Aldurin]

I don't need no meth to cap some fool bitch who thinks he's betta' than the rest of us! Just give me a blunt object and a server decrypter and nobody will miss him.

[Fenris]

Added a tag to this thread.

FighterFan, you've been a member of these boards long enough to know better.

[Loyal]

FighterFan, you've been a member of these boards long enough to know better.

I'm pretty sure he very specifically has not.

[POS Industries]

Quick someone asemble a team of 4 young heroes/heroines with the power of the crystals!
Kyanbu, we have rules about pretending to be Zordon on these forums and we expect you to follow them or suffer the consequences.

This is your last warning.

[Bard The 5th LW]

So how about the weather, eh?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

But that's not a rule.

[POS Industries]

But that's not a rule.
Better check again:

Pretending to be Zordon: Under no circumstances will you present yourself as a floating head in a tube responsible for granting powers to five teenagers with attitude so that they may do battle with the forces of an alien space witch bent on conquering Earth after her imprisonment for ten thousand years. You may, however, pretend to be Alpha 5.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Oh wow it really is a rule... O_O

I never noticed it before.

Wait why is that a rule!? O_o;

[BitVyper]

He only said four teens though.

Quick someone asemble a team of 4 young heroes/heroines with the power of the crystals!

The rules clearly state

Under no circumstances will you present yourself as a floating head in a tube responsible for granting powers to five teenagers

I suggest that POS be stripped of his title and power, and sent to live on Earth until he learns humility.

[POS Industries]

Five includes four, so it still counts.

This is simple forum rule math, guys.

[BitVyper]

In math you have to explicitly state if you're including lesser values.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And what did Zordon have to do with FF jokes?

[POS Industries]

In math you have to explicitly state if you're including lesser values.
In your mom I have to explicitly state if I'm including my dick.

And what did Zordon have to do with FF jokes?
Everything made by Japan is Power Rangers.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

You mean Super Sentai right?

[POS Industries]

You mean Super Sentai right?
This ridiculous backtalk of yours has gone on long enough.

Welcome to banville, population: yo ass.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Just say'n you know. They are called something else over there.

[BitVyper]

In your mom I have to explicitly state if I'm including my dick.


Is that because she won't notice it otherwise?

[POS Industries]

Is that because she won't notice it otherwise?
Banned for disrespecting the cavernous maw betwixt your mother's legs from which you were probably able to just casually walk out when you were born.

What an awful son you are.

[BitVyper]

Oh, did my innocent penis joke touch a nerve?

POS EDIT: "Touch a nerve?" Come on, man, that one's almost as easy as my mom.

[tacticslion]

I always read "hey there" in the voice of the Starcraft Civilian

I always read it in "Navi".

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Run Tact! POS is on a rampage! Save your self!

[POS Industries]

Naw, Tactics is all right. Who didn't hate Navi?

[pochercoaster]

I totally love Navi so much!

[BitVyper]

Navi was an excellent conversationalist and a valuable companion.

Think of it this way; in a world of people who could mostly just grunt unintelligibly, Navi was the only one who could actually use words. Relatively, I think that makes her a super genius.

[Arcanum]

Oh good, it's been a while since we had a fake-ban spree. I was starting to get worried :D

[Arcanum]

Navi was an excellent conversationalist and a valuable companion.

Think of it this way; in a world of people who could mostly just grunt unintelligibly, Navi was the only one who could actually use words. Relatively, I think that makes her a super genius.

Well everyone understood the grunts. It was their language. Meanwhile Navi just spewed this strange gibberish that made no sense to Hylian ears. There's a reason Link never pushed the C button (or whatever it is the newfangled games use) to talk to her.

[akaSM]

And now Arc, everyone but you'll get banned because that's how the NPF mods Troll

[Arcanum]

And now Arc, everyone but you'll get banned because that's how the NPF mods Troll

Or I will be for-realz-banned and everyone will be un-fake-banned, just to spite me :ohdear:

[BitVyper]

Well everyone understood the grunts.

No they couldn't. They read the text.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

You just gave them a new entry for their play book, Arc.

[Arcanum]

No they couldn't. They read the text.

The text is just an abstract game mechanic to aid the human player in understanding the grunts.

[BitVyper]

The text is just an abstract game mechanic to aid the human player in understanding the grunts.

You just think that because you aren't capable of opening your mind to the possibilities of their world. They were pretty clearly reading the text, otherwise they wouldn't have stood around not really doing anything while it was up on the screen. A guy would grunt at you, consider his message passed along, and continue whatever he was doing.

[Arcanum]

Wait you don't know? Staring contests are like this huge thing in the LoZ universe. If you don't stare at someone after grunting then it's considered extremely rude.

[Lost in Time]

I'm disappointing that I wasn't banned from my horrendous backseat modding I did in the beginning of this thread. The mods here are full of hacks and hot air. Rebel! Rebel! It is time for the coup to begin!

We will take control.

We are the 99%.

[Premmy]

http://im.wk.io/images/v/56405e/let-them-drink-champagne.jpeg
^

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Nothing a Bazuka, cartons of eggs, and excellent aim won't fix.

[Premmy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WzbbRnQa9Rc/TTbU6AS3woI/AAAAAAAAAYw/XbkHFMQv0Qg/s1600/Buzzooka+2.png
You might be right

[Token]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5d8aFOtl1qfbum9o1_500.gif

[Mr.Bookworm]

I give this unchecked power-mad rampage a 6.5/10.

[POS Industries]

Yeah, I'm not gonna pretend like I had high hopes for this one.

[Token]

'sokay, Possy. Sure it happens to a lot of guys. Doesn't make you any less of a man. What's impotent is that you tried!

(Oh, sorry, "important." Dunno how that happened.)

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

'sokay, Possy. Sure it happens to a lot of guys. Doesn't make you any less of a man. What's impotent is that you tried!

I don't know what you're on about. This has made POS lose exactly 25 humanity points. He is teetering on the edge of non-human existence.

[Token]

Well we don't have to tell him that...

[POS Industries]

:(

[Kyanbu The Legend]

If it means anything, your rampage terrorfied me, POS. :pats his back:

[Krylo]

To be fair it was pretty good until everyone else started posting.

Then it got dumb.

Real dumb.

[BitVyper]

The lesson here is that no one should ever talk to POS. He should be alone forever.

[Japan]

Hey, hi guys.

Sup?

(trying to get this thread back on topic.)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Nice to meet you Japan.

[Osterbaum]

The thread got like astronomically dumb once Krylo posted.

[Premmy]

The thread got like astronomically dumb once Krylo posted.
Yeah, that's what he said

To be fair it was pretty good until everyone else started posting.

Then it got dumb.

Real dumb.

[tacticslion]

*peeks from hiding after running very, very far and rapidly to see if it's safe*

[Fifthfiend]

http://i41.tinypic.com/9jpv10.gif