What's your favourite 8BT quote?

[CrashGordon94]

Mine is "Astos? Mo' like yo' ass is toast!"

[Nuklear Waste]

I think I'm going to have to go with:

"That's like an argument." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060606)
"Well, corpses are remarkably non-violent." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060629)
"Is killing a man really murder?" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070123)

[Naga_Feanor]

"When is a mountain fully dressed? When it's wearing Black Belt because he's dead!" BM
Makes me smile every time. In another note I would link to the comic, but I have no idea where it is.

[Moogleking]

"This is a job for glass blowing, dammit! This is a blow j-"

And he is promptly stabbed by BM.

[Zeth]

You'll probably want food and that, uh, that other thing. WATER. And medals. Precious medals commemorating your ability to put one foot in front of the other for a limited time. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=080614)

[bobfish]

"This is a job for glass blowing, dammit! This is a blow j-"

And he is promptly stabbed by BM.
Where was this?

[TheSparrow]

Where was this?

It is when Sarda brings them back to get the air orb but they havent gotten it yet. I am to lazy to look it up exactly though....

[Zeth]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070602

I'm even more fond of Sarda being flabbergasted at Drownball in this particular comic, actually.

"It's too stupid in too many ways to be real."

[Ravashak]

WM: Name one positive, non-destructive use for your magic
BM: Ha! That's easy. Give me a scenario.
WM: OK. An orphanage is on fire. What do you--
BM: Use Fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with Bolt-2 set to wide a dispersal. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010604)

Someone had this sigged somewhere else, that's how I found this, ages ago.

[Kerensky287]

"It just feels like I'm wasting my time if someone isn't hurt." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070208)

Which wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't for the context.

[bobfish]

It is when Sarda brings them back to get the air orb but they havent gotten it yet. I am to lazy to look it up exactly though....

Ah. I was too busy laughing at drownball to register that one.

[Neni]

To see my favorite, read my signature.

My second favorite:

"Lookit me, dancing on Fighter's grave! Everybody, do the Black Mage! 'specially you, White Mage!

[404]

"Whatever you say... Ultrabuddy"

[Arrekusu]

"That dream was like, 80% filler!"

[Eldezar]

The End!

[Static Hamster]

The pie is also evil.

[Defender]

1st Favourite: "HADOKEN!"

2nd Favourite: "Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass."

3rd Favourite: "Red Mage wouldn't know inner peace if it erupted out of his chest and ripped out his groin with its ichor-caked claws." (I think it's Red Mage, maybe not. I changed the quote for general quoting purposes and can't find the comic).

[Verwind]

"OH! The dread Goblin Punch!"
"You call it a Goblin Punch. Even though it was very clearly a kick. And there isn't a goblin within a thousand mile radius."
"What? That's the name of the technique chronicled by the greatest crypto-zoologist in all red wizard history. Blindy O'Sightless.

[Nuklear Waste]

I feel that my previous post left out some really good ones, so I've decided to pick out the best (in my opinion + those which I could remember/find) for most of the characters.

Black Mage: "Is killing a man really murder?" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070123)

Fighter: "That's a physical damn challenge." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040124), everything in this episode (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040722), "The 'spang' was when I blocked her blaster shot." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050531), "That's how science works!" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061109)

Thief: "Look, Vilbert, the truth is we're the Light Warriors and we're not very good people." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040122), "That's like an argument." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060606)

Red Mage: "That's Air Bud." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040120), "Death is for NPCs." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060729)

Black Belt: "Yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040826), "But then I died." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041016)

Garland: "Aww nerts! (Pardon my language)" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010711), "So. Bakesale then?" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=080802)

Drizz'l: His rant about the Forest Elf Mafia. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050108)

Bikke: "Yar, must be Exploding Tuesday." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050118), "'Tis worse when ye know the secret. Yar." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050428)

Vilbert: "My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050127)

Dragoon: "Like, when I'd say 'Polly want a cracker?' She'd say 'No, Muffin want to rip a knight in half and suck out the pulp.'" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=071113)

King Steve: "This isn't time for your 'daughter' shenanigans, Gary." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040921), "Well, corpses are remarkably non-violent." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060629)

[Moogleking]

Everything King Steve has ever said.

[Kepor]

WM: No, uh, he was that nice young armored fellow...?
Sarda:...
Sarda:...
Sarda:...
Sarda: Oh, hmm. Yes. I sent him to a place like the beach.
Only it was the moon.
Dragoon: This is hardly a cave at all.
WM:I...okay. I don't know how to respond to that.

From that same comic:
Sarda: That's a lie. You're a liar.

That whole exchange is one of my favorites. Up there with "Does he look like a bitch?"

[Defender]

BM: "So in the 'real' and horrible three-dimensional universe where this one is only a dream, you're a woman I guess?"

Fighter: "Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that one."

:p

[RP_Puzzle]

RM: I was born ready!
Fighter: I was born naked and screaming.

[Megatrauma]

I find it hard to specify on one single quote, since this comic has proved itself to be funny on various level of humour. And even then, you'd always leave out something.

Sardar: "[...] You have to care about what is being sacrificed."
BM: "K'air?"

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Thief after Fighter has been freed from the web
"You realize of course this means Fighter is the smartest."
BM: "I want to cry but there aren't enough tears."

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Fighter: "Me-doken!"

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A lot of things that Sardar said. Or just everything.

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A sheet saying "Escapology +20"
RM: "Booya!"
BM: "I refuse to believe that worked."

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Thief: "I hate wizards."
A panel of Thief and RM saying nothing.
Thief: "What?"
RM: "I'm waiting for you to say 'present company excluded'."
Another panel of no speaking.

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A lot of dwarves burning.

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Life is funny.

You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities.
Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things.
What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference.
Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something, otherwise, what was the point?
I'm lucky that way, my path was already there.
I had only to walk it.
I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter.
That it was done is all that counts in the end.

But then I died.



And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.

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BM talking about the temple of fiends.
BM: „[...]About the most dangerous thing we’ll ever find in here is a stairwell without adequate railing.”

Dragons encounter. (Okay, this one is funny, too.)

RM: "Run!"
Panel of the warriors swooshing away.
Panel of the warriors falling down stairs.

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[Zinos]

RM: "We may have to wait for gravity to stop working entirely." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=080117)

And this one (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070712) was also good...

Fighter: Black Mage, you think i'm smart, don't ya?
BM: Heh. Eheh. Whahahahahahahahahahahahahrk-
RM: I think its clear what happened. Black Mage laughed himself to a coma.
Fighter: Must've been a good joke.

[Mirai Gen]

Might as well pitch my lot in.

"We have to White Mage the orb of confused and probably in an easily suggestable state. First, must try to sex her butt."

[BigGator5]

As team leader, I say that we should run away. For the record, screaming in terror will NOT be look down upon. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020704)

[TheSparrow]

"Look, if your mother had made dresses, I would have called her a tailor instead." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061130)

[vden]

This 'veto', it's a plank isn't it?

[Moogleking]

"Clearly I lack arrogance as that would be a flaw."

[Zeth]

"Nobody be READIN' ye thrice damned newsletter!" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=080412)

[TheSparrow]

"Clearly I lack arrogance as that would be a flaw."

well that is OBVIOUSLY my favorite. :D

EDIT: Also -

:bmage: Are we quite done with buffoonery? (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060221)
:rmage: In an immediate or overall sense?
:bmage: Immediate. I have illusions about the latter.

[Irish]

"Your GP or HP!"

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010311

[MightyMorphinPoodleRanger]

"You're slowing down WAY too fast there."

priceless

[Aleph]

"You want humility? I'll show you humility on a scale you can scarcely comprehend. Let this sheet bellow unto the heavens themselves that Red Mage is the most humble man to walk upon the earth! EVER! (Red Mage +2000 Humble)" (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051027)

[willyolio]

BM: "Love." (http://nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041127)