Nobody's Posting

[The Argent Lord]

I'm bored, and nobody is posting anything. This must be remedied. Seriously, I know it's a Saturday night, but we're nerds! We're supposed to have no lives! Way to epic fail at fulfilling stereotypes, guys. :/

[Kim]

We're posting, just now here. We're posting on that other board about how annoying that Argent Lord guy is. You should join us... Wait! Dammit!

Forget everything you just saw.

[Dular]

Were all playing awesome multiplayer games and we didn't invite you.

[phil_]

I was fishing in Animal Crossing, so I couldn't post.

[Vault Of Thrones]

I'm posting here, now. Who's not posting?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Were all playing awesome multiplayer games and we didn't invite you.

True dat. I was busy working on my sniping skillz in Warhawk because for some obsurd reason lately I seem to have to fulfil the requirements for the various awards 3 fucking times before they register!

Oh and I've been busy watching Stargate again. All of it. Yes I am quite insane.

[Doc ock rokc]

I got a job...WHAT! i Need a little money after Christmas...and i get a FREE HAM if i work Christmas eve.

[bluestarultor]

I'm generally in the business of waiting for people to post something I can reply to. Otherwise I'm not adding anything or just talking to myself.

[Seil]

I could post a question in General, but I've been doin' that a lot lately. Seriously, the next one was gonna be "How do they get the caramel into the Caramilk?" But then I remembered I just bought Sam & Max for the Wii, so forget posting anything for the next ever.

*ALTERNATE RESPONSE*

I didn't post because I've been too busy posting on NPF in my internet simulator game. Man, that Argent Lord NPC is awesome - totally unlike the real thing.

[Kim]

An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

[bluestarultor]

An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

And incredibly light on resources, since nobody ever posts! Genius! XD

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

OR WOULD IT!?

Seriously, how would that even work? I think an RPG, with a class system based on various forum goers different levels of insanity would be much better.

[Dular]

An NPF simulator game would be the best thing ever.

Main character(or God) is Fifth. No questions asked.

[Seil]

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I BEGUN?!?!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Nothing that all of us weren't already thinking about.

[Khael!]

I was considering such a thread yesterday, thinking of how I never start threads. Then the nerd-powers of Saturday called.
We were going to play D&D, but instead one friend had work, two couldn't come since the buses are striking, and one didn't want to walk for an hour and a half in this icy weather. I have decided they're all wuss for not manning it through the cold.

So instead lone new friend (exempt from the above-mentioned wuss label) and I went over around 1pm and we and my DM (friend also) watched Hellboy while fervently talking about WotLK and 4th edition. Until around 7pm.

[Kim]

Can the Fifth character have the magical ability to shit rainbows?

[Khael!]

Fifth already has a character sheet somewhere. Assholery and Improved Assholery were key powers of his if I recall.

[Seil]

Also just so's I've said it, but I'm a tyrant and a junkie. Hell, I'm a junkie for tyrrany. What can I say, it's just so addictive having all of this power.

(I mean honestly, I said it would be insane to make me a moderator, and then they made me a moderator. I don't know what you people were expecting.)

I know we'd all like it better if a classy fella like Croteam could afford to spend all his time around here, keeping an eye on the place. But since he can't, looks like you guys are stuck with me.

Suckers!

(>>)

[Khael!]

That right there? That was Fifth rolling a natural 30 on a d20.

[bluestarultor]

Actually, I think Khael means this thread. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=25538&page=3) (Actually on the linked page.)

[Khael!]

Yes! That's a terrible game idea in the making right there. I mean, the gods totally shouldn't be manifesting amongst the mortals all the time. It can only lead to Bad Things.

[Mirai Gen]

Fuck you guys, I was running a DND campaign and ordering my new computer's parts.

I don't have time for NPF in between Awesome and More Awesome.

[Regulus Tera]

Fuck posting, I'm busy playing Dissidia.

[Khael!]

Now I'm not busy and everyone is asleep. Doh.

Except for Greed probably.

[water]

Haha....posting.... I had a meeting with me and ALL of my MGS games...I love playing them all the way through back to back like that.... =]

[Dular]

This should just be the "What did you do today that was remotely interesting?" thread.

As such, I played DnD(I double-double-double crossed two lords into killing each other and stealing their everything in the vaults while they were fighting), and this. (http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2797/yukarimarill1.png)

Take that as you will, now I'm going to bed because that was an intense battle, despite what it looks like.

[Lady Cygnet]

I slept and took care of the sick people in my household.

At the moment, I am working (two computers, one desk FTW!), checking emails, checking forums, and working on some shirtless Sebastian Shaw wallpaper.

[Meister]

I met with friends and we drank a very large amount of beer and watched The Pick of Destiny.

[synkr0nized]

I'm not normally home on Fridays or Saturdays.

[McTahr]

I was working an eight hour shift followed by learning To Zanarkand on piano followed by reading Night Watch!

And also that ninety nine out of a hundred of my posts will be in RaiRO anyway even though I don't play there anymore...

[synkr0nized]

Hey neat. Were you just learning from listening to it, or did you go find sheet music or from a friend, etc.?

Back when I tried to play guitar, I used to go looking for game music tabs to learn. For a while I was OK at playing Terra's theme and the main theme for FF VI. Not that it was all that complicated.

[McTahr]

I am completely tone deaf.

I also read music at the speed of molasses. (Not a good admission for a classically trained-ish guitarist, but hey, we have ways of making it work.)

It was a time-consuming process involving an arrangement of the piece and a lot of squinting.

[Fifthfiend]

I was at the office.

No, seriously.

:(

Actually, I think Khael means this thread. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=25538&page=3) (Actually on the linked page.)

Someone should really update that for me since I took that level in Admin allowing me to do stuff like this (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/forumdisplay.php?f=83).

[Mirai Gen]

And...we have a new subforum?

EDIT: Ninja Fifth.

[Fifthfiend]

Quiet up asshole! We don't want him to know!

[Mirai Gen]

You do know this is like a big train wreck heading right towards a new Off Topic, right?

[Fifthfiend]

train wreck

Hey there I don't think we've met, my name is Fifthfiend.

Also, that was the worst mixed metaphor ever.

[The Argent Lord]

Oh, no, I think it was fine. It's already a train wreck, it's just the force of it's horribleness is actually forcing the trains to move together towards a new off topic.

[Wigmund]

Can the Fifth character have the magical ability to shit rainbows?

Not just rainbows, but Rainbow Ass Nazi Unicorns (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=874942&postcount=1342).

[Fifthfiend]

Oh, no, I think it was fine. It's already a train wreck, it's just the force of it's horribleness is actually forcing the trains to move together towards a new off topic.

If you guys will excuse me I have to not go somewhere else where I'm totally not going to say something about this post.

[greed]

You do know this is like a big train wreck heading right towards a new Off Topic, right?

If a train's still moving is it a wreck yet?

[Terex4]

Depends on how far it slides after colliding.

This just in from the train wreck experts of my household:
Trains cannot stop on a dime therefore they continue to move due to the momentum. Even a derailed train will slide for a while.

Back on topic (if it still exists at this point) I had a post work date with my good buddy Evan Williams. I'm a cheap date, Jack's too expensive.

[Mirai Gen]

Hey there I don't think we've met, my name is Fifthfiend.
Okay point.

[Fifthfiend]

I like how Kaneda deleted a post just now for being off-topic.

Yes, in this thread.

[Sir Pinkleton]

I've been playing in the snow and hanging out with friends and attempting to mod a Nerf Maverick for my brother for christmas!

I've actually been postig more recently than I have in the past few weeks, so I son't even know what you're talking about.

[Donomni]

I've been feeding my horrible addiction. What else?

[Seil]

I've been feeding my horrible addiction. What else?

How many times do we have to tell you to stay away from the furries?

[Neni]

I'm part-time nerd and part-time family girl.

And fulltime Christmas-fetishist.

Therefor, I've got enough to keep me busy.

[CelesJessa]

I've been playing Yoshi's Island! But I beat it this morning.

Tonight, tomorrow, and the day after I will be rocking out on Rock Band (1 and 2), baking christmas cookies, making christmas presents, playing Left4Dead, possibly beating Super Mario World, and just plain partying with my group of friends. It will be glorious.

[Mirai Gen]

Okay seriously what the hell, I order 430 bucks in computer parts yesterday and it's no trouble but today I realize I need a power supply and go to order it, but my card fails to authorize? The fuck?

Argh, don't make me go to Staples for a power supply.

[Kaneda]

I like how Kaneda deleted a post just now for being off-topic.

Yes, in this thread.

MY BIZARRE CODE OF MORALS IS UNYIELDING.

[russianreversal]

God, I leave for ONE NIGHT and look what happens. Now we've got a whole "hate Argent Lord" cult started, and I wasn't even invited! NOTHING I AM FULL OF BULLSHIT. This is why we can't have nice things!

[Fifthfiend]

Now we've got a whole "hate Argent Lord" cult started, and I wasn't even invited!

OH HEY GUYS LOOK WHO TOLD

IT'S TOTALLY RUINED NOW CAUSE RR TOLD

HEY YOU KNOW WHY YOU WEREN'T INVITED RR?

THAT POST OF YOURS RIGHT THERE. THAT IS WHY

[Mike McC]

Oh, sorry I was not here to entertain. I was out getting free dinner at a Mexican place, and then I watched Ghostbusters.

I may or may not have also been trolling the Gaia forums. It is unknown.

[The Argent Lord]

Am I gonna be allowed to read that at some point, or will I have to register a multi?

[Kepor]

Seriously, how would that even work? I think an RPG, with a class system based on various forum goers different levels of insanity would be much better.

I think it would be like a game of Russian Roulette, and the gun is named Fifthfiend.

[russianreversal]

I AM FULL OF BULLSHIT. And that's why I'm not posting.

[Seil]

OH HEY GUYS LOOK WHO TOLD

IT'S TOTALLY RUINED NOW CAUSE RR TOLD

HEY YOU KNOW WHY YOU WEREN'T INVITED RR?

THAT POST OF YOURS RIGHT THERE. THAT IS WHY

Well, since the ball has dropped:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/ArgentLord.jpg

[Azisien]

Now it's not so much a problem of nobody posting, but of nobody posting in THREADS THAT HAVE A POINT.

[POS Industries]

SOME OF US HAVE JOBS AND CAN'T PUT OUT THE INTERNET HILARITY 24/7 GODDAMN.

On the bright side, I get to come home to hilarious things like this:

excuse me something wrong with what i said bitch im not a kid well teenager but i will rather be a kid then a grown ass man like still playing video games and playing final fantasy please don't try to roast me because you will end getting ur feelings hurt. bye litte bitch

Man, I sure got told. YouTube is serious business.

[Seil]

SOME OF US HAVE JOBS AND CAN'T PUT OUT THE INTERNET HILARITY 24/7 GODDAMN.

Hey POS: Fuck you! (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=25143&)

[POS Industries]

Hey POS: Fuck you! (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=25143&)
Too easy. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?p=681739#post681739)

[Seil]

You know, I honestly tried to find some sort of behavioral or philosophical inconstancy of my very own but, as it turns out, I'm pretty much just a jerk all the time forever. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=831901&postcount=16)

You jerk.

[bluestarultor]

C'mon, you two! Do we really need more forums? :p

[Mike McC]

Yeah, do what I do! Abuse the kiddies and emotionally stunted 35-year-olds over at Gaia!

[POS Industries]

You jerk.
Actually, looking over that quote, I finally realized that I do have a personal inconsistency: Sometimes I can't spell "inconsistency" right!

Holy shit, I was way off....

[bluestarultor]

Actually, looking over that quote, I finally realized that I do have a personal inconsistency: Sometimes I can't spell "inconsistency" right!

Holy shit, I was way off....

No, you had "inconstancy," which would mean something that is not constant. It goes with the "all the time, forever" part of the statement.

[Seil]

What do I have on blue?

Well, he likes FFX-2, for one. What kind of a guy does that make blue? (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=867711&postcount=30)

[bluestarultor]

What do I have on blue?

Well, he likes FFX-2, for one. What kind of a guy does that make blue? (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=867711&postcount=30)

Pfft! I said it had a good battle system! XD

No, you really want to get dirt on me, you gotta start looking at my first posts as a member. :p

[POS Industries]

No, you had "inconstancy," which would mean something that is not constant. It goes with the "all the time, forever" part of the statement.
See, I just thought it meant not being able to hold your bowel movements.

[Seil]

No, you really want to get dirt on me, you gotta start looking at my first posts as a member.

Okay. Be right back.

[Fifthfiend]

Am I gonna be allowed to read that at some point, or will I have to register a multi?

It just occurred to me that I totally could have set up an alternate "Standard User" group to promote new users to for whom Argent = Fucker Forum access would have been blocked which would have kept any new account Argent set up blocked from seeing the new forum. But I see you already did a new account so I guess YOU'RE BANNED FOR MULTI ACCOUNTING YOU RULE BREAKER ha ha naw, but oh well.

[Seil]

Geez Blue. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=662360&postcount=57)

[BitVyper]

Yeah, do what I do! Abuse the kiddies and emotionally stunted 35-year-olds over at Gaia!

I used to enjoy that, but there's just no sport to it anymore. It's like punching toddlers; entertaining, but ultimately unfulfilling.

[bluestarultor]

Oh, gawd! XD

No, seriously, that was one of the most off-topic General threads ever and totally worth a read. :')

[Mike McC]

I used to enjoy that, but there's just no sport to it anymore. It's like punching toddlers; entertaining, but ultimately unfulfilling.What you do is go to the more artistic subforums, and give harsh critiques. It's funny when they explode back at you with winning comments like "IT'S MY STYLE!".

[CelesJessa]

What you do is go to the more artistic subforums, and give harsh critiques. It's funny when they explode back at you with winning comments like "IT'S MY STYLE!".

I personally like the argument "well I'd like to see you draw better!"

[Seil]

No recognition for my thread search skills? D'awwww.

I guess I'll just have to sit here drinking, listening to Broadway Musical music and looking through General threads dated last year.

[Mike McC]

Please, you probably don't even know how to search the 'unsearchable' Dead Topic Repository. I do. I have. There was much math involved.

[Seil]

Is that a challenge, sir?

[Mike McC]

Nope. It's mockery.

Though, if you want a challenge... Tell me how many posts I have in the Dead Topic Repository.

[The Argent Lord]

It just occurred to me that I totally could have set up an alternate "Standard User" group to promote new users to for whom Argent = Fucker Forum access would have been blocked which would have kept any new account Argent set up blocked from seeing the new forum. But I see you already did a new account so I guess YOU'RE BANNED FOR MULTI ACCOUNTING YOU RULE BREAKER ha ha naw, but oh well.

... Did you really just take my multi and only ban it from the Argent's annyoing forum?
EDIT: Oh, you just didn't ban it at all. Okay, then.

[Mike McC]

Pfft, look at Argent. Thinking the world revolves around him again. Guh. Faw.

[Mirai Gen]

Please, you probably don't even know how to search the 'unsearchable' Dead Topic Repository. I do. I have. There was much math involved.
Oh, so you're a hypocrite, gotcha.

[Si Civa]

You guys sure seem to like hate everything and everybody everytime you are everywhere. And there's not improvement at all, saying funny words like fucker and douche and whatever, phooey, what a bunch of teenagers are you? Invent new words to insult!
And I wasn't there to throw stone, phooey.

[Mike McC]

Oh, so you're a hypocrite, gotcha.Eh, what? Really, I seriously do not know what you are getting at here.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Eh, what? Really, I seriously do not know what you are getting at here.

I think he means that if you are a doctor, you aren't allowed to hurt people or something.

[Lady Cygnet]

You guys sure seem to like hate everything and everybody everytime you are everywhere. And there's not improvement at all, saying funny words like fucker and douche and whatever, phooey, what a bunch of teenagers are you? Invent new words to insult!
And I wasn't there to throw stone, phooey.

And you seem prone to hyperbole. This does not bode well.

[Si Civa]

And you seem prone to hyperbole.

That's very fair judgement and in many ways too true. Which is sad thing.:(

[The Argent Lord]

It occurs to me this is not the first time I've had a forum hate-fest against me. Except the other guys only had a thread for it. But they were serious. It was a forum full of actual assholes, though, so it wasn't too abnormal. I mean, I was the only one I ever saw the admins actually make a special thread for it, but still. This was a forum where they had a poll to decide on one admin to IP ban for being a douche. Then they actually did it.

[McTahr]

Sounds like my kind of place.

[Seil]

Nope. It's mockery.

Though, if you want a challenge... Tell me how many posts I have in the Dead Topic Repository.

Woe is me! I have been mocked! I have been mocked heartily!

I was hoping for something more... interesting. Kinda like the final scenes of martial arts movies where there's all that intense music and you totally know that I'm gonna win but you're not quite sure, and then I win and it's totally awesome and then I get the girl and a cool ending.

[Fifthfiend]

You guys sure seem to like hate everything and everybody everytime you are everywhere. And there's not improvement at all, saying funny words like fucker and douche and whatever, phooey, what a bunch of teenagers are you? Invent new words to insult!
And I wasn't there to throw stone, phooey.

I want to holler or something but frankly he's got it about right.

[Mike McC]

Woe is me! I have been mocked! I have been mocked heartily!

I was hoping for something more... interesting. Kinda like the final scenes of martial arts movies where there's all that intense music and you totally know that I'm gonna win but you're not quite sure, and then I win and it's totally awesome and then I get the girl and a cool ending.Nope, I'm the dark comedy movie where absolutely everybody fails. It's pretty bangin'.

I'm still wondering what Mirai meant. I'm a hypocrite for knowing how to search the Dead Topic Repository? What?

[Si Civa]

I want to holler or something but frankly he's got it about right.

Why I can't shut up and stop typing text is beyond me.
So people here actually invent new words to insult? Or are you suggesting that you people are nice when you're in the internet? That would explain why people call this place less shithole than other places in the internet.
Or did I get the teenager part wrong? Because even I don't think that people here are as evil as little kids.

But what I'm more confused is that is the moral of all this that you can be rude when you're right or that internet is serious business.
Wacky italics.

[synkr0nized]

I may or may not have also been trolling the Gaia forums. It is unknown.

What, you feeling particularly lazy? It's not like it's that difficult. Hell, I successfully troll there and I have never ever even visited it.


Ha ha oh look I'd see that this thread started to tank if I'd have read the rest of the posts.

[Mike McC]

I don't do it for the challenge, I do it for the entertainment! I mean, I've seen bitchfits out of (terrible) comic creators that put tantrums (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=25233) like (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=30195) this (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=30936) to shame. And all one needs to do is offer up some honest, if a bit harsh, criticism. I figure it's probably best to get that kind of jollies off site.

Also, Mirai, I've been asking people what exactly you might mean by this:Oh, so you're a hypocrite, gotcha.Noone seems to be able to discern what you are referring to with the given context. Would you be kind and help fill us in?