Seriously what a douche!

[Fifthfiend]

http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?p=876111#post876111

He's just all like "blah blah blah I'm Argent Lord blah blah blah I'm a total fuckin' dick blah blah blah blah!" Argh! God I hate that prick!

[Kim]

I tried to upload a virus onto his computer, but he was all, "Hey! That's not nice!" What a selfish fuckhead.

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/derailed1_640-1.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah come on Noncon the topic of this thread is Argent being a douche! Not Argent being a fucker! That's like a whole entire other thread!

[Mirai Gen]

I think all the "Fucker" and "dick" and "Asshole" just caught us some porn spam bots.

[TDK]

So, I notice the bot is banned, but the dozens of hardcore porn pictures and links are still up.

[Mirai Gen]

You were saying?

[Fifthfiend]

So, I notice the bot is banned, but the dozens of hardcore porn pictures and links are still up.

Deleted!

(And bookmarked!)

[TDK]

There were some rather odd things there...I saw "Knitting Patterns for teenage boys" and "Afterschool activities for preteen girls" alongside "Free black guy fucking white chicks" and "Free interracial bdsm porn" and the like.

[Meister]

Well someone made sure to read it closely.

[BitVyper]

Geez, I step out for like two minutes to get my bills, and you guys pull out the hardcore porn.

[Mirai Gen]

Huh huh.

'Pull out.'

[TDK]

Well someone made sure to read it closely.

Saw that coming. ¬_¬


My point stands!

[Meister]

I bet that's not the only thing that stands.

[Osterbaum]

He's referring to your penis there. Clever man.

[Meister]

Shush, you'll break his streak of Completely Walking Into It.

[Fifthfiend]

Saw that coming. ¬_¬

Apparently you saw a lot of things coming.

[Osterbaum]

I think you mean cumming. Way to misspell. Seems to be your second time in a while too.

[Mirai Gen]

And now Osterbaum screwed it up.

I don't know why he continues to do it.

Um.

Phallus.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I tried to upload a virus onto his computer, but he was all, "Hey! That's not nice!" What a selfish fuckhead.


Yeah, I threatened him with physical violence and he was all like, "Hey you, get the hell of my lawn or I'll call the police!"

What the fuck dude, who the hell calls the police these days anyway?! Fucker.

[Fifthfiend]

All the cool people solve their problems with vigilantism. Marvel Comics says so so it must be true!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Exactly! You see, Argent's clearly an anti-vigilant. What a douche.

[TDK]

Damn Osterbaum ruined everything. It was quite a streak though. A long one.

Must've been really hard, too.

[BitVyper]

He's really more of a shithead than a douche.

[Mesden]

Well, Anal Douches presumably get shit on their heads. :>

I think we can compromise here with Argent Lord being an Anal Douche.

[Mike McC]

Argent Lord did not go to Jared. What a douche.

[Kaneda]

All the cool people solve their problems with vigilantism. Marvel Comics says so so it must be true!

Indeed! Like any fine member of society, I learned valuable life lessons from "Taxi Driver!"

[Seil]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/douche-ometer.jpg

When is this thing gonna be updated?

[Mike McC]

Never.

[BitVyper]

Never.

Because the needle broke off when they tried to measure Argent.

[Seil]

Something something TDK something something needle broke off.

[DarkDrgon]

Just when I think I get this forum, This happens. you have all blown my mind.

[POS Industries]

When is this thing gonna be updated?
When it gives me some damned recognition for all my hard work.

Also, we had porn today?

[Mike McC]

Because the needle broke off when they tried to measure Argent.

Something something TDK something something needle broke off.Nah. I mean, it's hard to beat prohpetX. And Meister. They're, like, the golden standards.

[bluestarultor]

Nah. I mean, it's hard to beat prohpetX. And Meister. They're, like, the golden standards.

Well, Fifth DID say it was measured in picoshineys, which is why shiney is absent. XD