Nikose Mafia 3: Wherein he discovers there is a limit on characters in the title. I -

[Zilla]

BTW, player post count:

FenrisWolf 22 (DEAD) (?)
B_real_shadows 21
POS Industries 20
Rhiya Ravenwing 17
Truce 15
Khael! 14
Zilla 14
grthwllms 12
Relm Zephyrous 10
Ugainius 8
The Argent Lord 7
Victus 7
Cephrir 6 (DEAD)
Demonlink2 6
Shyria Dracnoir 6
Cati 6
Smarty McBarrelpants 5 (DEAD)
secretskull 5
Newb 3
Captain Combustible 3
Griever 3
Masked Jedi 2
Ryanderman 2
Rygar 2 (dead?)
Red Fighter 1073 1 (DEAD)
Ape Boy 1
Stress Ball 1
Tendronai 1
Ex. 68471 1


Those on the bottom of the list REALLY need to post.

Edit: added dead tags

[Zilla]

He didn't call you scummy.

Saying he called you scummy, however, is scummy.

I'm sorry for intervening but I won't stand for having words put in my mouth.

EDIT:

http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/33677/WilliamShatner_STICCON_2005-05-22.jpg

Zilla... my dear... please... stop the.... double.... posting?

Double posting is better than editing. My previous post I think is an exception because I wanted to add the dead tags. Editing is bad because only mods can see the edit history, and it allows for information manipulation, where you can see all the data involved in a double post.

Also, honestly, not to backseat GM but you are definitely overstepping the bounds of a deceased player.

[Fenris]

Double posting is better than editing. My previous post I think is an exception because I wanted to add the dead tags. Editing is bad because only mods can see the edit history, and it allows for information manipulation, where you can see all the data involved in a double post.

Also, honestly, not to backseat GM but you are definitely overstepping the bounds of a deceased player.

Honestly, not to do my job or anything, but I am a moderator and if you would please take a moment to read this post here (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=452176&postcount=4) and, most importantly, this post here, (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=614493&postcount=3) you will totally understand that I am publically and officially warning you and will ban you if you do it again, capiche?

[Nikose Tyris]

He is a GM. If you double post again and he lets you off for some reason, you're dead.

Kapiche?

[Fenris]

In a nutshell:

Capisce!?!?!?!

[Nikose Tyris]

THERE ARE SO MANY FUN WAYS TO SPELL THAT WORD

[Captain Combustible]

Actually, now that I think about it,
unvote: Rhiya
Vote: Truce

We know you're not town-aligned, and that's good enough for me. I don't buy your "Kill the whore and win" condition fully, and while it's a reasonable side-effort, you're seeming rather anti-town with not just the last post, but overall.

Just to make things clear, how do we know Truce isn't town?

FoS: Rhiya, Truce's actions sort of make sense if Truce was mis-reading things, while Rhiya's voting for B_real has no real explanation.

[Stress Ball]

Stress Ball, why are you voting for Truce? Just because it's the latest bandwagon?

Your reasoning for placing the first vote on them seemed valid enough, and it turned out that the four posts before mine also had votes for Truce. I assumed that the reasoning for such a vote had been made clear by the previous posters.

[Ex. 68471]

And thus does the problem with dial-up present itself. I can hardly ever get on without it self-destructing, hence the low post count. My apologies.

Anyways, vote: Truce for reasons listed by people more observant and with higher internet speed than I.

[MariusTwilight]

Because Nikose asked me to post this.

VOTE COUNT (This was counted post-Herpes thing. If I missed your vote, blame herpes. If I missed your unvote, I appologize.)

Truce (7)
Zilla
Khael!
Truce
Victus
Ugainius (I hate your name)
Stress Ball
Ex. 68471

Rhiya (1)
B_Real

[Zilla]

People who have not posted at all (AND IT'S DAY TWO!)

Tophat
Bananarama
Roy D. Mylote
Ol' Dude With the Face
Hikari
OctoberRaven
Death By Stabbing
Floral Vikings

And demonlink2 is listed twice.

[Truce]

That's just Demonlink Jr. No need to worry about it at all.

[Nikose Tyris]

Who cares if someone hasn't posted? have you posted? I severely doubt it.

And yeah. Demonlink2 is listed twice.

[POS Industries]

Are you saying this is scummy, or are you afraid that I might turn my attention to you?

Honestly, you've piqued my interest a few times yourself, something I will go into detail about on request.
Well, you've already turned your attention on me. In fact, I was the first person you turned your attention on, because I'm POS Industries and therefore I just absolutely must be scum. Other than that, you've been pretty much publicly trying to put suspicion on just about anyone who does anything in this game, and I can't imagine that I'm the only one that's noticed it.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because we supposedly have an investigator right here who we are about to verify, and he can use the night to clear you. If he deems you to be town, then you can use this newfound clout to give your constant random-ass fingerpointing at least a little bit of validity.

If not, well.... I guess that's that, isn't it?

[Zilla]

^ I don't like the proposal you propose. First off, this assumes he lives through the night. If he dies, it's completely up in the air what alignment I am.

Second, I would think I need more than your idle curiosity to provoke an investigation when there are other targets out there; if I happen to be the investigation, I want it to be from lack of any other targets rather than clearing a misconception.

Third, you still haven't shown how suspecting people is scummy. It's hunting for scum. What is possibly scummy about inquiring about scummy actions?

Fourth, I have no idea what your reputation is, I don't even know your record in mafia. I'm just calling it as I see it. However, I did read you over again, and I don't think you're scum, you're just playing half-offensive, half-defensive. I won't go so far as to say you're town, but my suspicion on you has abated somewhat after rereading your posts.

[Truce]

Zilla - we still have a bodyguard. So PoS' proposal could still totally work.

The only way it wouldn't is if the person we lynch today is the bodyguard. And, at the moment, I can assure you that I am not.

[POS Industries]

Do whatever you want. As has been noted, I've not actually called you scum, but merely that your behavior has garnered some negative attention on my part and on the part of some others, I'm sure. The same, of course, can be said for myself, so I can't hold it against you too much.

Also, do we actually know that we have a bodyguard or are we just assuming as much and hoping for the best?

I have no idea what your reputation is,
Oh, come now. You've been here for a year and a half and have been incredibly active in that time. You've already shown that you aren't that oblivious, so don't think for a second I believe you on that one.

I don't even know your record in mafia.
On that note, I don't have much of one. I think this is my third mafia that I've actually bothered to play in a span of over a year and a half. In one I was a vig in a game with no mafia (in which I both saved the town and had the highest body count, thank you very much), and in the other I was a part of the mafia itself and we lost. Take that however you will.

[Truce]

Assuming as much and hoping for the best.

Otherwise, it'd be really difficult for any investigative roles to be effective.

[Zilla]

Do whatever you want. As has been noted, I've not actually called you scum, but merely that your behavior has garnered some negative attention on my part and on the part of some others, I'm sure.

So, it's scummy? I mean, you basically just used a bunch of words to say "That's scummy."

The same, of course, can be said for myself, so I can't hold it against you too much.
I know it's non-sequiter, but I don't know what you mean by this.

Oh, come now. You've been here for a year and a half and have been incredibly active in that time. You've already shown that you aren't that oblivious, so don't think for a second I believe you on that one.

First off, I meant your mafia reputation, because forum personalities mean nothing in mafia. Second, I don't see how your forum reputation would make me think you are scum; except for your posts this game, I generally see you as a good poster.


On that note, I don't have much of one. I think this is my third mafia that I've actually bothered to play in a span of over a year and a half. In one I was a vig in a game with no mafia (in which I both saved the town and had the highest body count, thank you very much), and in the other I was a part of the mafia itself and we lost. Take that however you will.

This essentially covers how I have no prior knowledge of your mafia game, and how I'm not just focusing on you on principle.

[POS Industries]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/normal_headdesk.jpg

I think your entire post made me die inside just a little more with every word.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/normal_headdesk.jpg

I think your entire post made me die inside just a little more with every word.

I think what POS is trying to say is that he doesn't really think that you're scum yet. But he does think that you're pouncing on every little tid-bit of information that you find Scummy, without much cause or reason.

[Demonlink2]

wait holy crap I'm listed twice.

IT WASN'T A DREAM, I DO HAVE MY OWN CLONE!

THAT MEANS I'M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER!

Crap that means I still have herpes though.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

FoS: Rhiya, Truce's actions sort of make sense if Truce was mis-reading things, while Rhiya's voting for B_real has no real explanation.

Like I said in that exact post I was voting for him: It was for 'shiggles' as Fenris so nicely condensed the word.

It was also to see if he'd react in exactly the same way that he'd react by now, and it seems that either he's a very good mafiate mimic or he's actually playing his role out very well.

Also, Zilla, I was also voting for Truce, but you deemed to not have put that into your double-posting post count.

~~~

In other observations, I seem to notice a lot of you guys are being fake-banninated. What's up with that?!

[Khael!]

CJ has ascended to modhood. Go check the ice cream thread.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Yeah, the icecream thread really didn't help me much.

Anyway, I don't understand why being diagnosed with herpes will be a bad thing? Unless you're on a timer and will die in about 3 days?

[Nikose Tyris]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes

This might help.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

*Clicks old link*

Uuuuuurgh

*clicks new link*

Awwwwwwwwww (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/herpes.html)

Aaaanyways, Vote:Rhiya for inspiring that particular squickfest

[Rygar]

Vote: Zilla

Because I'm feeling like I should

[Zilla]

This is day 2, not day 1, there's actual information to go off of. Do you have any reasoning for your votes, or is it just a reaction from people wanting to not take the game seriously? Alternatively, why not the votes for the people who are leading?

In case you're thinking me a hypocrite for first criticizing those who voted with the bandwagon and now criticizing those who are not, the matter isn't who you're voting for, it's why you're voting or not voting for them.

[Nikose Tyris]

There is no information to go off.

This is day Q.

You are all now Rabbits in addition to your previous roles.

[Zilla]

Awesome, that was my goal all along!

I have fulfilled my win condition.

[Nikose Tyris]

Zilla has won the game for successfully pissing off FenrisWolf.

Nahh just funnin' that's a great role but not the one I made.

[Stress Ball]

I'm also a rabbit, eh?

Day Action: Bound

[Khael!]

My sprite's a werewolf and now I'm a bunny in here? I oughta be in a frikkin' Zelda game for this.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

This is day 2, not day 1, there's actual information to go off of. Do you have any reasoning for your votes, or is it just a reaction from people wanting to not take the game seriously? Alternatively, why not the votes for the people who are leading?

In case you're thinking me a hypocrite for first criticizing those who voted with the bandwagon and now criticizing those who are not, the matter isn't who you're voting for, it's why you're voting or not voting for them.

Wait... is that directed at me anymore? I have no idea with you, Zilla, you crazy, overreactive person.

Aaaanyways, Vote:Rhiya for inspiring that particular squickfest

It's totally your own fault for clicking that damned link. They all appear to be advanced stages of herpes anyway, and not all of them are gentalia-involved.

You are all now Rabbits in addition to your previous roles.

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/rabbit_cookie.jpg
MWAHAHAHAAA! Now all the cookies are MIEN!

[Truce]

Well, since I'm apparently still not dead, I might as well try to stay alive - even if it's just for a day.

Unvote: Truce

I've told you what my role is, you've seen my day power (when I confronted Fenris), and I just noticed that there's this in the opening post.


9: Demonlink2 was evicted by his wife; still alive, still in game.
16: Truce evicted her husband. Obviously Truce is the woman in this relationship.


If you think I was lying about any of it, feel free to continue voting for me.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I forgot about that. Kinda hard remembering all this stuff, especially when you have to go back all those pages to read it. unvote: Truce
Vote: khael!

[POS Industries]

I've told you what my role is, you've seen my day power (when I confronted Fenris)
Yeah, I think it's safe to assume that Ecurt is merely a betrayed housewife out for revenge against the whore that her husband, Demonlink, got herpes from in the process of cheating on her and then I'm guessing turned around and gave it to Ecurt. So now not only is the wife betrayed, but that betrayal has left her with a communicable infection for the rest of her life.

Good thing I never voted for you in the first place, huh?

[Khael!]

Good god do I feel dumb. How the hell did I miss that detail? After all that we're... I was going to say one step forward, two steps back, but this is still technically progress. Plus, now we're bunnies.

Unvote: Truce.

Just curious, why are you voting for me Rhiya? (Again?) If it's because of my bathing habits I can change soaps.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Just curious, why are you voting for me Rhiya? (Again?) If it's because of my bathing habits I can change soaps.



No amount of sudsy cleaning fluid would wash the stench of death from you.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Just curious, why are you voting for me Rhiya? (Again?) If it's because of my bathing habits I can change soaps.

You snore, too!

I'm voting for you because currently, the only viable other candidate out there is Zilla the Paranoid Something or Other. Everybody either hasn't posted, or hasn't posted enough for me to be suspicious about them.

I'm weird that way, I suppose.

[Khael!]

I basically see what you're doing (Rhiya) as a way to vote without committing to any current train of logic that will result in an immediate death. I suppose it's a way to look like your doing something while hoping someone will upturn some truths. Maybe a method of trying to spook out scum.
I hope you're not mafia and just attempting to throw your vote someplace where it won't kill you should it catch on.

Zilla the Paranoid Something or Other.

Ohh, that's just how Zilla plays, from what I've seen in other games. Crazy fuck dangerous.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I sure hope my votes don't get me killed, either.

From how I play normal Mafia, however, when I'm a normal townie I tend to hit mafiates pretty accurately. That's kinda good, but what I tend to do after that is second-guess myself and then move my suspicions off them, which is pretty bad.

Also, I tend to have reverse-targetting systems, which means I think the mafiates are innocent while the townies are guilty.

I've had several conversations with my friends involving the following:

Person 1: So, Rhiya. Who do you suspect?
Me: Those two! *points*
Person 1: Ok, we can rule them out as Mafiates. Moving on!
Me: Wait! What the hell?

~~

I've never played with Zilla before. He plays along similar lines to some dude who thinks he's extremely learned in the arts of Mafia-gamingness, but really has no clue as to what's going on.

What I REALLY want to know is if
A: his actions tend to root out a mafiate or not, or
B: he just farts around like this and gets nowhere in his actions, but accuses practically anybody who tries to crack a little joke or something (like I did with B_Real.), and votes out the townies.

~~

I'll give you the benefit of doubt for now and Unvote: Khael!

[Zilla]

Well, since I'm apparently still not dead, I might as well try to stay alive - even if it's just for a day.

Unvote: Truce

I've told you what my role is, you've seen my day power (when I confronted Fenris), and I just noticed that there's this in the opening post.



If you think I was lying about any of it, feel free to continue voting for me.

I'm aware of all of this, but this doesn't mean you're town. You've already said you're hunting the town whore, who was indicated as town aligned by the color indicated in Nikose's post.

You snore, too!

I'm voting for you because currently, the only viable other candidate out there is Zilla the Paranoid Something or Other. Everybody either hasn't posted, or hasn't posted enough for me to be suspicious about them.

I'm weird that way, I suppose.

This doesn't answer Khael's question; why are you voting for him? Just because I'm the only other target doesn't explain why he is a target to begin with.

What I REALLY want to know is if
A: his actions tend to root out a mafiate or not, or
B: he just farts around like this and gets nowhere in his actions, but accuses practically anybody who tries to crack a little joke or something (like I did with B_Real.), and votes out the townies.

Ask Relm :P

[Cati]

Oooo, bunnies?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-disguised-rabbit.jpg

Yes, this is a poorly disguised attempt to look active because I keep losing track of what's going on. I'll catch up. Promise.

[Truce]

I have to find the town whore, because she slept with my husband. That slut.

Since my power doesn't kill anyone, or even reveal town roles that aren't the town whore, I hardly see how that can be used against the town.

Vote: Zilla

Really, I've explained myself enough by now.

[Zilla]

I don't buy it, especially the part about not killing anyone. This is mafia. What are you going to do, hug them?

There is the point that we do know quite a bit about you, that you are indeed searching for the town whore and that you kicked one of the Demonlinks out of your house. Still, what the hell with the OMGUS vote?

This is still extremely valid:

We know you're not town-aligned, and that's good enough for me. I don't buy your "Kill the whore and win" condition fully, and while it's a reasonable side-effort, you're seeming rather anti-town with not just the last post, but overall.

[POS Industries]

This is mafia. What are you going to do, hug them?
Honey, it's a Nikose mafia.

You have no idea how likely a possibility that actually is.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Honey, it's a Nikose mafia.

You have no idea how likely a possibility that actually is.

....

Hug: POS Industries

[POS Industries]

....

Hug: POS Industries
<3: grthwllms

[Rygar]

You've already said you're hunting the town whore, who was indicated as town aligned by the color indicated in Nikose's post.

My death at the start was announced in yellow and I'm not exactly town-aligned

[The Argent Lord]

My death at the start was announced in yellow and I'm not exactly town-aligned

That... is... not something you announce.

Vote: Rygar

[Truce]

You know what my goals are. You know that I'm after the town whore. You even know what my identity is, as Demonlink's wife. But, if there's one thing you don't know Zilla, it's my alignment. Nikose has never revealed it directly, which is why that point has never been valid.

Even I admit that I can only guide you to a conclusion by explaining myself - and I've done that well enough. As for why I'm voting for you - it's because in my view you're being absolutely unreasonable if you're a townie.

And, for the record, someone's sole purpose in this game is to give people herpes. Me? I just slap the town whore around for a little bit for being a slut.

Nobody touches Demonlink. Especially not me.

...on another note, what the hell Rygar? I'm glad you sort of supported me, but...

Unvote: Zilla
Vote: Rygar

Of course, in doing this, we'll probably find something out, like you have multiple lives. You already died once, after all.

[Khael!]

Unless part of your role is that someone else dies when you do. Why can I never remember the name of that role?

Vote: Rygar also.

I'm willing to take that chance. I wish there was more to go on concerning him, as he hasn't exactly posted a lot. That zombie idea someone mentioned pages ago doesn't seem out of place in this game.

[POS Industries]

I guess there's only one way to find out if he's going to just get back up.

Vote: Rygar

[Ryanderman]

Unvote

Vote: Rygar

Seems only logical.

[Nikose Tyris]

POS INDUSTRIES AND KARESH HAVE BEGUN A RELATIONSHIP. THEY ARE NOW HOUSE HUNTING.


Someone do a vote count for me so we can see if I can kill Rygar or something.

Also Grthwllms and POS Industries are in fact now house hunting, we wish them all the luck.

[Demonlink2]

Vote:Rygar

Now you can kill him

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

D=

BUT POS WAS MY FIRST LOVE!

[POS Industries]

VOTE COUNT

Rygar (6)
The Argent Lord
Truce
Khael!
POS Industries
Ryanderman
Demonlink2

Truce (5)
Zilla
Victus
Ugainius
Stress Ball
Ex. 68471

Rhiya Ravenwing(2)
B_Real
Shyria Dracnoir

Zilla (1)
Rygar

Khael! (1)
Rhiya Ravenwing

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm going to end the day SOMETIME TOMORROW.

While I'm at WORK. Probably on my lunch break.

Yeah I'm awesome.

[POS Industries]

D=

BUT POS WAS MY FIRST LOVE!
We might be able to make it all work.

How strict are your views on monogamy?

[MariusTwilight]

Truce, you bastard, you stole my complimentary Vote Count for Nikose.

...Either way, this game is still amusing. Hehehe.

[Relm Zephyrous]

Vote: Rygar

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

We might be able to make it all work.

How strict are your views on monogamy?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Too late now. You've gone and broke my heart.

... Unless you're talking about black swan monogamy? In which case, I'm all for you cheating on her...

Also, I stopped voting for khael. Stop pretending I am.

[POS Industries]

... Unless you're talking about black swan monogamy? In which case, I'm all for you cheating on her...
I have no idea what that refers to but sure, sounds great!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Huh, well... when I checked wiki for what I recalled as a bit of research into this 'black swan monogamy' thing, it appeared that there was no editing dealing with such issues.

However, I did find stuff on something interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_swan#Sexuality) in the section where it should've also included that swans tend toward secret polygamy...

Tell me, POS, are you hiding something beneath that manliness of yours?

[POS Industries]

Tell me, POS, are you hiding something beneath that manliness of yours?
Yes, actually.

More manliness!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

More manliness!

Then prove your worth to us all through interpretive dance!

[POS Industries]

What do you want me to interpret?

Bear in mind that I can only translate between Italian and dance, but not between either of those and English.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I was going to ask you to interpret your manliness, but I just remembered that Karesh is your bitch, so there's no doubt about proving yourself wearing the pants of the relationship there.

Why not try to tell me who you think is a mafiate through dance instead?

[POS Industries]

Why not try to tell me who you think is a mafiate through dance instead?
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/Calvin_And_Hobbes_Dance.gif

[Truce]

Can you translate that into Italian?

[POS Industries]

Non ho indizio.

[Nikose Tyris]

Non ho indizio.

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT.

EDIT: End of Day post incoming.

Rygar was seized by the townsfolk who were really not very mobbish but more annoyed and just wanted day 2 to end.

Rygar laughed crazily. "I think you're all making a big mistake here- OW MY FUCKING CAPE!" he yelled, swatting at POS Industries who had unstylishly stepped on it. "You're paying for my dry cleaning bills!"

Not that it much mattered, as Rygar was unceremoniously thrown into the town jail.


IT IS NOW NIGHT. PM Me your night roles.
"Well, this isn't so bad..." Rygar mused.

The town then blew up the condemned Jail, and peices of Rygar flew EVERYWHERE.

Seriously, it was horrible. Very messy. Rygar was very unhappy, it ruined all his clothes.

RYGAR HAS DIED TWICE. Rygar should probably get dressed as running around naked looks stupid.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I will agree NOT to vote for anyone who gets Rygar some decent pants. C'mon man, this is a FAMILY-'family' game

[Nikose Tyris]

Shyyyyyyyyyyria....

it's niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Ah. Right then *withdraws last comment and curls up back under the town bridge*

[Nikose Tyris]

The Night is up!

Grthwllms, the Police Officer, got torn to bits in a violent fit of murder.

Shyria, who's role I have completely forgotten somehow, got fucked up too. A pile of IOU's show this debt was repaid to the mob with blood.

Roy D. Mylote, Champion of the people, was found holding a gun. Tearstains on his shirt and face showed great remorse.

Rygar, alive as ever, was standing in the middle of the town, prancing around with a sign that clearly read, "Third time's the charm!"

Fenriswolf is one stone-dead motherfucker.

And someone has Herpes, but I'm not revealing yet.


EDIT:
THAT MEANS IT'S DAYTIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

NO POSTS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE EITHER.

Except Shyria because that was an unexpected kill. :/

[Relm Zephyrous]

THAT MEANS IT'S DAYTIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

This gives me the impression somebody pm'ed him asking if that meant it was day.

And if thats true I'm going to cry. :(

[Khael!]

So wait. The mafia chose to hit someone other than the role-revealed Grth and Grth still wound up dead?

Either there are two other killer roles, one bodyguard (assuming guard saved grth once and second attack killed), else nobody was protecting Grth. Even though he role claimed.

*Facepalm.*

[POS Industries]

Yeah, I gotta say I wasn't expecting to be single again so soon.

Also, what's up with Roy, exactly?

[Khael!]

Roy's death reminds me of Barrel's with the knife and note.

Maybe there's some horrible suicide cult? (that's not technically a cult because Nikose hates cults.)

Edit: Oh wait, Barrel was banned. Hmm. The list of people on page one hasn't been updated yet.

[POS Industries]

Well, Roy couldn't have possibly offed himself because he's been inactive since September. But whoever did kill him was clearly the same person that took out Barrel.

[Khael!]

Maybe the death was Nikose's decision due to the inactivity in question?

[POS Industries]

Except that the M.O. was the same as Barrel's killer, so it doesn't seem to me like it's a GM fiat deal (Barrel actually isn't banned, though he was whenever that list was originally written some time ago, I guess). We might have a vig that decided to try to pick off an inactive player, though, as their previous attempt to kill a much more active person proved to be a failure.

Conversely, it seems like we have a much more successful serial killer on our hands with the murderer of grth and Red Fighter.

[P-Sleazy]

HAHA FUCKERS! None of you weasels made it to my house...as if I would have let you in anyways...

This is why I didn't tell any of you where I live. :p

And why the fuck is Rygar still alive?

[Demonlink2]

Goddamn I must be a lucky herpes-ridden hobo to NOT have a house and still live through the night.

Also Vote: Rygar for just not wanting to die and STAY DEAD

[Khael!]

I thought maybe Rygar was Superman at first, but Superman doesn't' have three lives (as the sign he's wearing may possibly indicate.) I'd love to try voting for him again if I didn't think it was a complete waste of time. My suspicion is that dying three times is actually his win condition.

Funny B_real. It's a good thing Grth confirmed your role as town, otherwise I'd be wondering what you meant by people not making it to your house. :sweatdrop Unless he didn't explain your role entirly for some reason.

The explanation of a vig and an sk would explain the deaths. I still worry about why Grth was left unharmed, and the idea of two sk's keeps coming back. Though I suppose we'd have had an extra death on night one if that were true.

Damnit I thought I was onto something there.

Edit: Let me rephrase that. "why Grth was left unharmed by the mafia, and apparently unguarded."

[POS Industries]

Either there's no bodyguard, the bodyguard role was given to one of the inactive players, or he thought he'd try to outsmart the various night killers and try to guard someone else, taking the chance that they would all assume that grth was being guarded and not try to kill him. In any case, the bodyguard has proven to be something that we can't rely upon in the future.

As for Rygar, I am also a bit skeptical of trying to kill him at this point for the same reason. Both he and Nik are inviting attempts on his life way too much for comfort. Seems fishy to me.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Nikose ends each night phase quite fast. Usually, the normal mafia rules are that you wait about 2 days(?) for all night roles to post their actions.

The fact that Nikose ended the last two nights practically within like... 6 hours following the previous day, you'd assume that if there is a bodyguard, the person doing the protectorate role is active.

In fact, all the roles appear to be quite active.

I'm suspicious of Captain Combustible or Stress Ball. However, my suspicions are baseless and sometimes a waste of time.

[Khael!]

Actually Rhiya, you might be making a good point there.bh

I don't know if CC or Stressball are specifically to watch out for, as Shyria and Relm both posted between the times of night two starting and day three starting, so they were also active when the PM's were being sent in. Might warrant further investigation.

[secretskull]

So... About Rygar, his color is purple now. Serial Killer purple. I realize that Nikose said that the colors don't mean anything, but he's an asshole, why should we trust him?

In other news, the bodyguard needs to stop trying to be clever. Even if the mafia technically DID act the way he/she thought.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

So you know there clearly is a bodyguard out there?

Well, technically, the same suspicion should be extended towards me, you (khael) and POS, although with me and POS all going for a mafiate day one would probably rule us as maybe innocent, SK or Vig (or some other crazy shit killer role Nikose invented while stoned).

Just weighing up the incriminating evidence piling up around me, 's all.

I want to FoS: Zilla for good measure. Either he plays extremely cautiously and annoyingly, or he's trying to cover for something. Since I haven't played with him (or anybody else for that matter) before, I have no idea whether or not him acting the way he did on day TWO was suspicious or not.

[Victus]

Why is Rygar still not dead? Bleh, *Pushes back into his grave* For once, I'll have to vote with demonlink up there.

Unvote: Whoever, if anyone
Vote: Ryga(r)

Edit:
True fact, Rygar has an 'r' on the end

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Okay, Victus, now that's just stupid. Voting for Rygar isn't going to help with anything at all, and you're bandwagonning a third time.

Vote: Victus

[P-Sleazy]

I want to FoS: Zilla for good measure. Either he plays extremely cautiously and annoyingly, or he's trying to cover for something. Since I haven't played with him (or anybody else for that matter) before, I have no idea whether or not him acting the way he did on day TWO was suspicious or not.

Zilla's a chick.

This is why I can't trust any of you! You people don't get anything right.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Braaaaaaaaiiiiinnsssssssss
*Vote: Rhygar*
Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnsssssssss

[Truce]

Sorry, I'm going to pass on voting for Rhygar. He has multiple lives - but we don't know how many so I don't think the best idea is to waste a few days on him. He pretty much wanted us to kill him, too, since he let it slip that he wasn't part of the town.

For now, let's go for other people. For instance, I'm going to accuse Zilla of being the town bicycle - because he was really desperate to get rid of me for some reason.

[Victus]

Okay, Victus, now that's just stupid. Voting for Rygar isn't going to help with anything at all, and you're bandwagonning a third time.

Vote: Victus
*Sigh*

Unvote: Rygar

//Goes to reread the thread and find information

I think I'm going to

Vote: Grthwllms
I don't like how you were trying to shift attention away from Cephrir earlier in this game. If you turn up mafia, I think I've got a handle on who else is.

Now folks, come and buy my booze! Eat, drink, and be merry!

Edits below:

Unvote Grthwllms
I need to pay attention more, I can't be lynching no townie corpse. :P

I'll reread over as most of my guesses seemed to be off :sweatdrop

[Nikose Tyris]

Truce SLAMMED out of her front door. "YOU FILTHY WENCH!" Truce screamed, running into town square again.

Zilla stood in an awkard position. "um, No. I'm not." She said evenly. There was nothing special at all about Zilla, and she was rather plain.

Zilla is not the whore.

Edit:

Dear Everyone.

You speculate a lot.

That's totally awesome, you might guess something right with that.

Or you might all look silly.

YOU ARE ALL SILLY.

Sincerely,

Nik.

[Truce]

I'm going to go ahead and guess that Zilla is not only the whore, but someone that's utterly normal. Which means Zilla's probably just a vanilla townie, who just happens to be extremely paranoid.

That said...

FoS: POS

I'm a little curious why the two were suddenly together, looking for a house. Since Grth was the PO, it probably has to do with something on POS' part.

[Nikose Tyris]

All due respect, it was due to them attempting to day-action emote affection to each other. I just decided to let them move in together.

[Truce]

All due respect, it was due to them attempting to day-action emote affection to each other. I just decided to let them move in together.

Well, it didn't take that long for my question to be answered at least.

[Nikose Tyris]

Truce has realized that all life in this game is false, an extrasensory hell. She gains precognition 1.

and my god how has no one figured out Rygar's role yet.

[Victus]

Jesus?

[Khael!]

My god Victus you were bumbling about a lot in your last two posts (before the Jesus one.) I can understand misreading things, but even so your "in-error" choices seem weird to me.

And didn't Jesus only die once?

I still regard voting for Rygar again to be a bad idea.

Vote Victus.

[Victus]

*Shrugs*
I've not been keeping up too well lately, what with the long shifts and all the work we've been doing the last few days. I practically have to reread the whole thread every time I come back just to remember who's scummy (I don't have internet in my room, being deployed and all).

In any case, upon reading this thread through a few times, I think we should knock some of those lurkers out. Could be scum trying to fly under the radar.

R> Post Count please?

FoS: Tophat, Masked Jedi, Ryanderman, Griever, Old Dude with the Face, and anyone else with very little to no posts

I kinda do this in almost every mafia game there Khael. I did it in Murderworld, telling them to take someone down (Fen I believe, or Nikose) if I came up town. But he was already dead and confirmed town XD

EDIT EDIT (Gawd I just look so scummy):
It's HAPPY HOUR! *Opens up the bar to the hordes of drunks*

[Relm Zephyrous]

I'm going to go ahead and guess that Zilla is not only the whore

Watch it...

[Rygar]

I like how everyone thought I would really go around saying I'm not town for no reason other than my own stupidity.

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose ends each night phase quite fast. Usually, the normal mafia rules are that you wait about 2 days(?) for all night roles to post their actions.

The fact that Nikose ended the last two nights practically within like... 6 hours following the previous day, you'd assume that if there is a bodyguard, the person doing the protectorate role is active.

In fact, all the roles appear to be quite active.

I'm suspicious of Captain Combustible or Stress Ball. However, my suspicions are baseless and sometimes a waste of time.

Hahahahah Rhiya, one of my games lasted a single day, and we had a single SK survivor. My games are designed to go fast, and are streamlined for efficiency.

Hell, in one game I had a list of Vig hits pre-prepared for 6 days onward from the Vig, just to help streamline the process.


EDIT: also, Rygar now has herpes. I'm sorry Rygar.

[FloralVikings]

I'm gonna have jump in to agree with Khael and
Vote: Victus

(Forgot I had signed up)

[Masked Jedi]

I just read the whole thread, and I have no idea who to vote for. Truce looks a bit suspicious, but not even enough for a pinkie, let alone a full-fledged vote.
Also Nikose can't modkill me because I didn't use the acronym. :p

[Victus]

Man, don't I feel loved :P
And no Nikose, that is not an invitation to give me the herpes. :P

[Nikose Tyris]

Masked Jedi is now ugly in addition to his other roles.

[Ugainius]

I think it's the town whore that's handing out herpes to everyone *sips Brandy* This might be a bit obvious by now but I just wanted to say that incase anyone it wasn't.

[Victus]

Wait, isn't Nikose a town whore, if not the town whore XP

Love you Niko :3

[Demonlink2]

HERPES: POS INDUSTRIES

Seducing people is the easiest way to get a new house these days. Even if it's seduction via herpes

[Rygar]

EDIT: also, Rygar now has herpes. I'm sorry Rygar.

Damn. I thought we killed that guy.

[Truce]

Watch it...

FoS: Relm

Because I have no idea what you're threatening me to watch out for.

[Relm Zephyrous]

FoS: Relm

Because I have no idea what you're threatening me to watch out for.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that Zilla is not only the whore

See it now? :D

[Truce]

Because Zilla isn't the whore. And Nikose described Zilla as pretty damn plain, so Zilla's probably just a regular townie. When I confronted Fenris, it gave hints that he was the tourettes cop (aside from Fenris' regular posts), so I'm starting to guess that Nikose might be putting in a few clues in my daytime accusations.

I suppose you could threaten me for revealing a town role - that is, if it was one that was important. As it stands, knowing who vanilla townies are is more important in not getting them lynched, even though we need to keep the actual useful town roles a secret.

Vote: Relm

Because, frankly, that threat made no sense.

[Relm Zephyrous]

I was pointing out the slight grammatical error you made that made it sound like you were saying she was the whore...

These things just aren't funny at all when you have to explain them. :shifty:

[Truce]

I can totally explain that with the fact that Zilla's still a whore in my heart, just not the one I was looking for, and therefore it wasn't an error to begin with.

<<

>>

Unvote: Relm

[Zilla]

I'm gonna have jump in to agree with Khael and
Vote: Victus

(Forgot I had signed up)

Post moar! Elaborate moar!

Victus looks sketchy in my book as well, but I almost wonder if that's just his playstyle. Khael and Rhiya look to be tag-teaming again though, which I've noticed off of day 2. I don't know exactly what that means, but it's rather peculiar to watch.

Vote: Ugainus on a whim. Something about your comment on the town whore at a weird time seems out of place.

On Truce, I can see he's like a day cop now, so I'm fine with him being around, even if he is self-aligned.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Zilla, I'm not really tag-teaming. It just seems to coincide with the fact that we arrive to similar conclusions.

That, or Khael's horribly easy to manipulate (Mwahahaaa, putty in my hands!).

For those that are finding it HORRIBLY hard to actually tell what the hell's going on, I'll give a very biased, uninformative and very scummy overview of some of the high-profile people we have currently in action.

~~

Rygar: Died twice, still alive and wearing a sign saying "Third time's the charm". Has so far done nothing really scummy except survive a modkill and a lynching. Sadly (and amusingly) diagnosed with herpes on day 3. We do not know if it's advanced herpes or not.

Ecurt Truce: Wears the pants in the relationship with Demonlink2. Currently is confronting the citizens of the town trying to expose the herpes-infecting Town Whore. Nobody is safe from this STD until Truce finds the truth! Has had no luck so far.

Zilla: fucking jumpy for a supposed townie. Tends to overreact to anything said or to edited posts. Attempted to reinforce double-posting to no avail. Accused Truce of being untown-aligned. Acts pretty scummy by being overly suspicious of anything. Then again, I've never played with him before. Also, he annoys me.

B_Real: confirmed townie (after the unfortunate death of Karesh, PO). Not a very HELPFUL one, however, as he'll only vote for people who vote for him. I hope one of the self-aligned (or mafiates) knock him off soon.

Khael: Attempted day 1 to lynch Rhiya on the basis of her post count. Then proceeded to disrespect her by using the wrong type of soap and snoring in his sleep. Went on to band-wagon with Rhiya's voting, almost taking out Truce who had a relatively confirmed role on Day 2.

Victus: Drinks too much, and tries to get everybody into drinking by shamelessly plugging his alcohol-on-special bargains. Very meaninglessly voting for Rygar day 3, despite the fact that he is clearly not a horribly huge threat as of yet, and killing him again is just wasting a perfectly good vote that may've gone to an actual mafiate/self-aligned. Then went on to edit and re-edit his post in an attempt to recover himself. Altogether revoted for a dead person, then stopped voting altogether in order to save some face. Tried to explain his scumminess by more scumminess (Seriously, I tried to use internet problems as an excuse the first time I played this game when I was mafia Don. Didn't work well at all).

Rhiya: Voted out a mafiate day 1 with POS. Went on to vote for Truce before turning on Rygar, but is now defending him Day 3. Acts scummy all-round, but from the results in day 1 voting, may not be mafia-aligned, but might be self-aligned. Questioned POS's manhood once, and is edgy around Khael. Declared her love to first Fenris then POS. Maybe Fenris died from a broken heart? Pretty scummy if you ask me.

POS_Industries: most likely not mafiate, but cannot rule out self-aligned role. Shows slight scumminess when Grth died after declaring they were house-hunting together. Cleared on that aspect due to Nikose mentioning something about dirty daytime emote fraternization. Apart from that, he's clean.

Argent Lord: He's a fucking plane. Even cites his sources. I'm stumped.

~~

I know I've missed a few people, but that's because I haven't gotten enough information about them in order to put together a scummy profile of them.

These include: Stress Ball (You're scummy, I just know it, but can't prove it even vaguely because I'm stupid)
Captain Combustible (Probably scummy, but Day 1 information is stupid to base all my information off. You're not active enough for me to glare at.)
Cati (Because I hate hunting through 38 fucking pages for all the posts on you, but know you're scummy one way or the other).

In other news: POS! Looking for a new roomy?

[Victus]

Victus looks sketchy in my book as well, but I almost wonder if that's just his playstyle.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner. No matter what mafia game I'm in, I tend to rush to my death (Meaning to or not). It'd be funny if I got me a joker role in a game for once, since it kinda fits my playstyle (Not saying I am, my role should be obvious by now)

*Sets up 20 shot glasses in a row, fills them quickly with hennessey and gets the patrons drunk*

[secretskull]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. No matter what mafia game I'm in, I tend to rush to my death (Meaning to or not). It'd be funny if I got me a joker role in a game for once, since it kinda fits my playstyle (Not saying I am, my role should be obvious by now)


Feel free to spell it out for us. Just so we know for sure.

You know, Truce's role is pretty cool, a sort of hint/red herring cop, combined with a housewife. It's pretty amusing.

You know, I think we might want to get some of the lurkers, (Anyone who posts less then me, because I'm awesome), to start posting or die. I find it hard to believe that at least a few members of the mafia aren't hiding among them.

[Victus]

I'm a friggin' Bartender =D .

[Ugainius]

Bartender you say? *rushes to Victus' place of business*

Anyway I'm beginning to think the Town Whore might be mafia aligned. Either that or (s)he's some kind of horrifying cult-esque thing in which any member can infect someone. Or it's just Demonlink.

[Cati]

Cati (Because I hate hunting through 38 fucking pages for all the posts on you, but know you're scummy one way or the other).


You know, when you go to the "Who Posted?" thingy to do the how many posts people posted thingy, if you click on the number of all the posts that person posted in the topic, it'll list all their posts. Thingy.

*salutes*

[P-Sleazy]

Again, I don't trust you Rhiya.

Zilla: fucking jumpy for a supposed townie. Tends to overreact to anything said or to edited posts. Attempted to reinforce double-posting to no avail. Accused Truce of being untown-aligned. Acts pretty scummy by being overly suspicious of anything. Then again, I've never played with him before. Also, he annoys me.

Zilla is a SHE, not a HE. this is why there is NO TRUST FROM YOU!

Also, does Rygar exist as a townsperson? Meaning, does he hold any impact on the game other than being able to post? can he be killed at all? Do his votes count in Nikose's eyes? Does anything he does or done to him actually happen?

Now stop trying to get me killed Rhiya.

[Khael!]

Khael and Rhiya look to be tag-teaming again though, which I've noticed off of day 2. I don't know exactly what that means, but it's rather peculiar to watch.

I don't understand it either. Rhiya kept throwing votes at me (other people too) and in trying to make sense of it it sort of came out that way. I think. Frankly Rhiya's playstyle is incredi-ADD at times.

[Massive post with tons of paraphrasing]
Rhiya: Voted out a mafiate day 1 with POS. Went on to vote for Truce before turning on Rygar, but is now defending him Day 3. Acts scummy all-round, but from the results in day 1 voting, may not be mafia-aligned, but might be self-aligned. Questioned POS's manhood once, and is edgy around Khael. Declared her love to first Fenris then POS. Maybe Fenris died from a broken heart? Pretty scummy if you ask me.

Well now this just opens up a can of worms. Maybe worthless ones, but then who tries to make them self look scummy? To lessen the impact of their possibly accusing everyone else of being so? To draw attention away from literally being scum? I see something of a WIFOM going on here, though I would expect self-aligned before I thought mafia.

I figured Victus for the bartender ages ago, didn't see any reason to call him on it. I am curious if he has any sort of alcohol-related abilities.

[Ex. 68471]

A quick couple of thoughts on Rygar.

He wears a cape. This is stated in the post wherein he dies the second time.

He has died twice. This does not compute.(Wait, this is a Niknik mafia, so it makes perfect sense.)

He is now encouraging us to kill him again. He has never encouraged us to kill him, it just turned out that way. Something about this makes me highly suspicious.

His voice is also now the color of evil. That makes me a little bit scared, seeing as he has a sign actively trying to get us to kill him.

Nikose stated he is suprised we don't know who Rygar is supposed to be yet.

From these facts, I have several possible conclusions:

1: Nikose hates Rygar and wants him to pay.

2: Nikose hates us, and by voting for Rygar a third time, we all die.

3: Nikose hates everyone, but this conclusion is a given and has no impact on the game at all.

5: There is no fourth conclusion.

[Nikose Tyris]

It honestly bugs me on some deep level that no one has figured out Rygar's role, I'm just saying that and that alone. It's a recycled role for god sake.

[Victus]

Sadly, no powers come with my role (that I know of). I'm just a vanilla with a fun title.

[Truce]

Okay guys. It's official, Rygar's Nikose, back from the Superhero Mafia Game. Again.

We can't kill him, at all.

[Masked Jedi]

Anyway I'm beginning to think the Town Whore might be mafia aligned. Either that or (s)he's some kind of horrifying cult-esque thing in which any member can infect someone. Or it's just Demonlink.

I doubt it. I've heard rumors floating around that Nikose fucking hates cults, and would never put one in a game. Then again, getting to announce that people have herpes seems like it would be pretty fun. So, if Nikose were to be forced to chose between his hatred of cults and being able to give his players STDs, which would he choose?

Also, didn't Rygar get herpes after we killed Herpes? How is this possible?

[Nikose Tyris]

Silly. You can't really kill Herpes. It's inside us all.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

... Rhiya's playstyle is incredi-ADD at times.

True. Although I do tend to temper my insanity as the game draws on as I get more information. This random playing style, however, is something I've cultured after many years of playing Mafia/Werewolves with my friends offline. There's really no way you can trust me on this, but I'm most likely going to be playing in this fashion in all mafia games I'm involved in online.

Well now this just opens up a can of worms. Maybe worthless ones, but then who tries to make them self look scummy? To lessen the impact of their possibly accusing everyone else of being so? To draw attention away from literally being scum? I see something of a WIFOM going on here, though I would expect self-aligned before I thought mafia.

Unvote: Victus

Again, I'm not denying the possibilities that I'm scum or not. It's up to you to decide that, but again, my playstyle is incredibly stupid and dangerous. Also, I did say I was going to list the high-profile players in a highly biased fashion. This meant when I looked back in my past posts, I knew I was acting in an extremely scummy fashion. Hell, I didn't even trust myself at that stage!

And what the HELL does WIFOM stand for?!

~~

B_Real: I don't care if Zilla's a she or not, (s)he acts scummy anyway to me.

[Nikose Tyris]

something of a WIFOM

If you were anyone else I'd mod kill you for that D: none of those abbreviations in my game, but due to my horrid man crush on you, you may live.

[Zilla]

You and Fenris, I swear to god. It's is a mafia term, honestly, and I am NOT the only one that uses it.

Ugainus has a fixation on the town whore, read him in isolation. I suspect he's related to the whore, if he isn't actually the whore to begin with.

Edit: Well, he's probably not the whore, but a drunkard, at least that's what he's soft-claiming to be (meaning there's no actual proof of it aside from his insinuations). He also hasn't posted too much to begin with.

[Khael!]

I was unaware of this rule but that explains one hell of a lot. I would complain about favouritism if I wasn't happy to still be in the game. (I died night one last game, that sucked.)

I'm curious now if similar reasons are the cause of the other apparently modkilled players.

Oh, "Wine in Front of Me" is one of those things I could link to explain. But as an example, scum sounding scummy because it's the last thing scum would willingly want to do, knowing it's what people would least suspect. Or taking it a step further because people would suspect that's what one would least suspect. It kind of goes on forever. You can apply this endless-second-guessing to a lot of other things too. I doesn't usually get too far unless more information is uncovered.

[Nikose Tyris]

You and Fenris, I swear to god. WIFOM is a mafia term, honestly, and I am NOT the only one that uses it.

Ugainus has a fixation on the town whore, read him in isolation. I suspect he's related to the whore, if he isn't actually the whore to begin with.

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY.

There's an apology coming, right? Let's call this a tentative, "I assume you're just really bad at reading" mistake, instead of just outright killing you.

Mind you if it's not, I have absolutely no qualms with it.

[Zilla]

I forgot to answer Rhiya's skew on me; Paranoid is only one way of looking at me. I have a sensitive scum detector. Being suspicious of people isn't scummy at all. I'm holding people accountable for their actions.

I don't like your self-analysis either; you really seem to try to sell the idea that because you helped lynch a mafiatte on day 1, you're obviously not mafia. Nothing prevents mafia from voting for their compatriots, it's a bold move to get in with town, and it usually does happen day 1. Considering you have offline experience, and it's one of the most common ways to build town trust, I can't pretend you don't know about that.

BTW, this post was written first in the edit box, until I figured Khael had already posted so I was clear to post again. I had that edit before Nikose's post.

Edit: First, I meant to take the HOLY HELL HENIOUS CRIME FOR USING FIVE LETTERS IN THAT ORDER, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT EVEN USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT out of my post pretty much right after Khael, because I knew someone would throw a tantrum over it. :/

Second, I'd rather vote Rhiya now.

Unvote: Ugainus
Vote: Rhiya

[Nikose Tyris]

Good girl. :D I don't mind you having an opinion, but respect mine in my game, and I'll respect yours in your game.

[POS Industries]

POS_Industries: most likely not mafiate, but cannot rule out self-aligned role. Shows slight scumminess when Grth died after declaring they were house-hunting together. Cleared on that aspect due to Nikose mentioning something about dirty daytime emote fraternization. Apart from that, he's clean.
In other news: POS! Looking for a new roomy?
Maybe.

You, uh, didn't kill grth out of jealousy in a misguided play to make me suddenly single so that there would be nothing to stand in the way of our true love, did you? Because I should tell you that I apparently have herpes now.

[Truce]

Maybe.

You, uh, didn't kill grth out of jealousy in a misguided play to make me suddenly single so that there would be nothing to stand in the way of our true love, did you? Because I should tell you that I apparently have herpes now.

You whore!

[POS Industries]

You whore!
No, you got it all wrong.

Whores charge money for it.

[Truce]

No, you got it all wrong.

Whores charge money for it.

And you didn't?

[Nikose Tyris]

that's just bad business right there.

And POS does not have herpes. Demonlink2 is just an idiot.

[POS Industries]

And you didn't?
Apparently not, no.

I didn't get any notice about my wallet being fatter, anyway.

[Truce]

Apparently not, no.

I didn't get any notice about my wallet being fatter, anyway.

Who would keep all their money in their wallet in the first place?

[POS Industries]

Oh, okay then!

Hey Rhiya, my test came back clean!

EDIT: Fuckin' Nikose fuckin' deleted his fuckin' post about me not having Herpes and Demonlink just being an idiot.

DOUBLE EDIT: No he didn't. It's just my browser is being retarded.

[Masked Jedi]

There's an apology coming, right? Let's call this a tentative, "I assume you're just really bad at reading" mistake, instead of just outright killing you.

Um, does this mean Zilla's scum? Cause that's what purple usually means...

[Nikose Tyris]

Purple is not a scum color in my games.

WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE PURPLE?!

I SHOULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND

[Demonlink2]

I'm a cute idiot though.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I should totally be pissed that it took POS less than a day to not only get over my death, but start looking for a new roommate.

[POS Industries]

You should be, but you can't because you're dead.

[Khael!]

I think I'm still voting for Victus. I probably shouldn't be since we cleared that.

Unvote: Victus.


I don't like your self-analysis either; you really seem to try to sell the idea that because you helped lynch a mafiatte on day 1, you're obviously not mafia. Nothing prevents mafia from voting for their compatriots, it's a bold move to get in with town, and it usually does happen day 1. Considering you have offline experience, and it's one of the most common ways to build town trust, I can't pretend you don't know about that.

Zilla makes a good case there. I hadn't really dissected that part of Rhiya's post, having dwelt on other parts of her entry regarding herself. Namely the purposely self-accusing aspect.

Although it's mostly just me taking stupid personal offense to Rhiya, I'm apparently
"horribly easy to manipulate (Mwahahaaa, putty in my hands!)"
Again it's probably not note-worthy, but it just doesn't seem the sort of attention you draw to yourself if you're town and trying not to piss people off. Some of the other extreme paraphrasing felt this way to me too.

[Nikose Tyris]

Due to a rediculously long and drawn out arguement with Zilla.

All abbreviations such as SK, PO, Vig, BG, etc. are allowed.

WIFOM is a term I dislike and I would request you do not use it in my game. Same with other generic Mafia-scum terms that are not common use on this board.

Thank you for respecting my choice.

[Zilla]

I like how Khael cautiously outlays that he's OBVIOUSLY NOT WITH RHIYA but doesn't want to actually commit to anything. It reads like walking the tightrope between association and damning a fellow mafioso.

I'm pretty sure there's a connection here.

[Khael!]

What? I'm afraid that's not what I'm doing at all. I just don't want to look like an idiot if my opinion is a biased quip by being offended, and not a legit point to call her on.

I should have made it clear that I was hoping you (Zilla) could lend an opinion regarding that. I also should have voted for Rhiya in that post rather than being nice and hoping it's just another part of her general antics, because now when I vote you're gonna call me on it.

Vote: Rhiya

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

You, uh, didn't kill grth out of jealousy in a misguided play to make me suddenly single so that there would be nothing to stand in the way of our true love, did you?

POS, the only way I can win your love for me is to eliminate the opposition comfort you in your time of mourning.

~~

I'm not going to back down on what I wrote about anybody. They know it's all true so far, and for me to base my completely and horribly biased opinions on them just means I'm being truthful... in a sense.

Zilla, I'm going to have to refute your claim on how 'experienced' I am in Mafia games. If people have played mafia games offline (and in realtime) they'll understand how different it is in comparison to the mafia games like this.

Offline, you are usually face to face with everybody. You read their body language, the way they talk, and there is most definitely no PMs or any sort of shifty messages that could possibly be passed around without being noted as scum. The number of people is normally smaller too, and the roles are more restricted. The game is more psychological analysis rather than guessing based off posts and PMs and whatnot.

While I admit that, yes, I have been playing offline Mafia/Werewolves for at least 3-4 years, it doesn't mean the playstyle I've carefully cultured over those years is successful in any way possible. Mafiates usually leave me alive to be lynched during the day because of my randomized playing fashion.

Not only that, but the years of experience also garners information about certain types of people I know as good friends. It's a good bonding experience, and is always filled with amusement. Naturally, there are those I play with who tend to act completely scummy when they're townies and then play the innocent part when they're scum. In fact, that's what half of us do anyway because it's harder for others to guess our sides.

This... abbreviation Khael used to describe my way of playing (and got into trouble for) is fair enough. I should probably put my head into this game a bit more seriously, but I'm not. If I back out now, wouldn't that make me more scum? In fact, the way I'm saying this might place me as even more scummy because I'm questioning my own actions and then double-questioning the actions that I could've taken.

My playstyle leaves much to be desired, and will most likely get me killed sooner or later (normally not by mafiates or night roles, surprise there). I don't really care though, and I'm not backing out of the hole I dug, because at least I'd have made you think about how people could play in the future and still be innocent.

~~

B_Real, you know I'm always out there to get you. You're only useful because you're a confirmed role. Honestly, I think the night roles won't even lift a finger against you because you only vote for people that vote for you. Harmless, really.

[POS Industries]

Okay, I guess we all have our serious hats on tonight. I find Zilla suspicious at this point due to her backpedaling when I suggested that grth investigate her the following night to give future credence to her own motives and accusations followed by his winding up dead shortly thereafter. It may very well be purely coincidental but it's the only thing I've seen so far that even barely adds up.

Call WIFOM all you want, I don't care. My head hurts and all your superseriousness and fingerpointings are wearing thin on me. And I don't like seeing anyone appear to be bullied into a vote the way Khael's apparently been just now.

The fun is getting sucked out of this game in a hurry and I think I can both bring it back and help the town on this one.

VOTE: Zilla

[Relm Zephyrous]

Oh, you've brought the fun back, but in a different way. POS, reread that last post of yours, you might want to edit it. :D

[Khael!]

Someone needs to help me coin "What a Stupid Rule" acronym.

[POS Industries]

Oh, you've brought the fun back, but in a different way. POS, reread that last post of yours, you might want to edit it. :D
I'm not seeing it.

[Relm Zephyrous]

I'm not seeing it.

Read the last two pages, then read your own post again.

[POS Industries]

Read the last two pages, then read your own post again.
No.

Start making sense.

EDIT: WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM WIFOM.

Don't care!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I like how Khael cautiously outlays that he's OBVIOUSLY NOT WITH RHIYA but doesn't want to actually commit to anything. It reads like walking the tightrope between association and damning a fellow mafioso.


Fuck no. Since when has Khael ever been on my side?! I hate him as much as I hate everybody else bitter gourd salad (chinese dish... blargh).

You notice how I tend to vote for him at the drop of a hat. I should be in no way associated with that smelly snoring bastard. (KHAEL! I OFFEND YOU ONCE MORE!)

And since when was I wrong, stating that Khael was easy to manipulate? See how you (Zilla) easily swung him against me?

I thought this game was supposed to be silly. Hell, I still believe we're rabbits, none of us are wearing any panties/undergarments due to the first rule Nikose so cunningly edited in on the first page, there's a town whore running around giving people herpes, there's a bartender freeloading beer and other stuff, Demonlink2's an idiot, Masked Jedi is now ugly.... Stop taking the fun out of Nikose's game, Zilla.

On that note:

Vote: Zilla

What are you going to do? Associate me with POS? I'd like that >> <<

Day Action: Flirt with POS

[Masked Jedi]

Nikose just says I'm ugly cause I never called after that one night. You just weren't that satisfying, sweetheart.

[Khael!]

Hm, despite that highly-Khael-manipulating post of Rhiya's, I think I'm gonna keep my vote where it is. I was going to vote for you in the post before that, but decided to wait on it. Technically Zilla just stunted the waiting.

Day Action: Get drunk enough at bar to feel awesome, not drunk enough to go get herpes.

[Zilla]

Hm, despite that highly-Khael-manipulating post of Rhiya's, I think I'm gonna keep my vote where it is. I was going to vote for you in the post before that, but decided to wait on it. Technically Zilla just stunted the waiting.

Day Action: Get drunk enough at bar to feel awesome, not drunk enough to go get herpes.

This wins me over, Khael... Your last post, indeed, I was thinking you were being a little weird in it, trying to "keep one step ahead of me" by saying I'd call you on it, trying to get the cards on the table before me, but this one shows something here; even with the tide was turning against me and you had a way out that would score some townie-looking points by voting with the wind, you stuck with Rhiya. It doesn't make you 100% clean in my book, but it really does help you quite a bit.

Rhiya, I don't want to jump the gun on who you're associated with until we know your role.

Also this:
Zilla, I'm going to have to refute your claim on how 'experienced' I am in Mafia games. If people have played mafia games offline (and in realtime) they'll understand how different it is in comparison to the mafia games like this.

Offline, you are usually face to face with everybody. You read their body language, the way they talk, and there is most definitely no PMs or any sort of shifty messages that could possibly be passed around without being noted as scum. The number of people is normally smaller too, and the roles are more restricted. The game is more psychological analysis rather than guessing based off posts and PMs and whatnot.

While I admit that, yes, I have been playing offline Mafia/Werewolves for at least 3-4 years, it doesn't mean the playstyle I've carefully cultured over those years is successful in any way possible. Mafiates usually leave me alive to be lynched during the day because of my randomized playing fashion.

You're saying, in playing for 3-4 years, you've never seen scum throw someone under the bus to save themselves later? I've played in real life, and it's been done in real life. They don't just form a pact to defend each other at any cost, they will vote someone out from their own circle just to gain reputation, as long as they make sure everyone knows they helped.

You know, I ought to have done my classic trap rather than how I've been doing it lately. I've had to take things too far in other cases already, and it hasn't yielded adequate results. I'm personally thinking we've got lurking or non-posting scum for the majority, that only one or two scum players are even remotely posting.

As usual, Relm's chiming in from the peanut gallery :/.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is that your logic around my playstyle is incorrect. I do indeed have a crapload of people that will save their own bacon by pushing another mafiate in the limelight.

I didn't actually say anything about Khael not being scummy. My post took a while to put up, so it accidentally slipped behind Khael's posts. Stop twisting my words.

What I was saying was that you can't read people online like you read people in real life. All I've been doing so far is enjoying the game and having some fun insulting Khael a choice few people.

Not to mention make myself look completely scummy.

...Hmm, this hole I'm digging is not deep enough!

[secretskull]

Rhiya, as much as I hate to say this, Zilla has a point. While her conduct in this game has looked blood-thirsty to me at times, in this case, she hit the nail dead on the head.

Her original point was that voting for a mafiate on day 1 does nothing to clear you of guilt. And she was right. She went on to say that you were too experienced a player to not know of that strategy. And, as you just admitted, she was right.

You've been avoiding that original point all along. By mangling what she originally said, turning it into a broad sweeping accusation of your playstyle, you have turned yourself into a victim. You're trying to nail Zilla to a cross by failing to address her true point.

This won't work on me.

Vote: Rhiya

Plus, with you out of the way, the love between me and PoS can grow.

Lightning Edit: I bolded my vote.

[POS Industries]

Plus, with you out of the way, the love between me and PoS can grow.
You realize, of course, that you're perpetuating a pattern where everyone who has ever loved me is brutally murdered, right?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Huh? Wha?

...

...

HAHAHAHAHA! This is actually a lot more funny than I thought it would be. Zilla, I hope you're happy when you've eliminated a townie. I love playing a criminal.

Unvote: Zilla

Vote: Rhiya

[Truce]

Instead of go after the more prominent players in the game, I've decided to randomly pressure one of the least active.

Vote: Ape Boy

Since the first day, he's been way too quiet. What do you have to say for yourself, Ape Boy?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Ecurt... why must you spoil it for meeeee... Can't you see I clearly want to die here?

[Victus]

Actually, in all the previous games I read that had Ape Boy in it, he's usually somewhat an active player. Or a damned good Don/CL/etc.

FoS: Apes
Come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

[Truce]

Ecurt... why must you spoil it for meeeee... Can't you see I clearly want to die here?

Yes, out of spite.

But, seeing as there aren't really any clues right now, I figure the best thing to do is to weed out those we pretty much know absolutely nothing about until something substantial pops up.

[Ex. 68471]

Vote: Ape Boy

Kill the suspiciously inactive one!

[Fenris]

Man after reading this I really want to introduce a rule that allows GMs to Modkill people who suck the fun out of the game.

So I'm doing that. Keep Nikose entertained or die!

[Victus]

Giggidy.

Pour: Vodka
Drink: Vodka

Pour: Whiskey

And I better see some goddamn tipping. Fuckers.

[Ugainius]

Buy: Whiskey

I'm not really sure what to do at the moment. Oh well

Order: Brandy

[Victus]

Pour: Brandy

You should tell the barkeep all that troubles you. A good hear is what people need sometimes.

[Masked Jedi]

Order: Whiskey

It's like, I just don't know what's even going on anymore. All these deaths... and no easy targets!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Umm, hello? Me? What about me?

I seem a pretty easy target right now.

[Masked Jedi]

Which is why we're not lynching you.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

....


You've developed a kind of new respect for you in me... Thank you.

Order: Get Me Drunk!

[Masked Jedi]

Wow, respect. I feel so loved...

Then I realize that ordered my drink an hour and a half ago and it has yet to be poured.

GOD DAMMIT VICTUS!

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

[Zilla]

Man after reading this I really want to introduce a rule that allows GMs to Modkill people who suck the fun out of the game.

So I'm doing that. Keep Nikose entertained or die!

Since when wasn't this a rule anyway?

Rhiya being an easy lynch doesn't invalidate her case, though Ape SHOULD answer for himself now, considering he's apparently back.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Yeah! Why are people not lynching me yet? Get to it!

[Fenris]

Since when wasn't this a rule anyway?

Since it wasn't official. Basically this is just me sayin', "Hey, protect the way you want your game to be played."

[Khael!]

So we're drinking and not voting for people now? Fun!

Mmm, rum and coke. And regular rum.

Add to payment: Gracious tip.

Rhiya's complete lack of interest in surviving has me confused. I'd rather keep my vote where it is, but if everyone's going to start weeding out inactives instead I may have to switch to help the process along.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Frankly, my dear khael, it's because I hate you.

Actually, it's because I lost interest in a game that was supposed to be full of silly.

At least I'll die an unboring death.

Seriously, guys. It's a fucking Nikose game. Do you expect me to behave seriously in it?

[POS Industries]

YES. WE ARE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME FOREVER NOW.

[Masked Jedi]

Well we're all sitting here getting drunk (or we would be if the fucking bartender would get his fucking ass to the fucking bar and pour me my fucking drink), which isn't that serious.

You're still harping on silly things like "voting" and "scum" and "progress" and "the technical point of the game"

So what's your poison?

[Khael!]

Seriously, guys. It's a fucking Nikose game. Do you expect me to behave seriously in it?

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Had to say that.

I bet you secretly like me when I'm all frustrated. Admit it!

[POS Industries]

So what's your poison?
ORDER: Something green.

[P-Sleazy]

I think Nikose is going to kill me Wether I Fake Our Mother's history or not. I mean, none of you can be trusted to do it cause you're all fucking drunk and out to get me.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I bet you secretly like me when I'm all frustrated. Admit it!

... :gonk:

You've discovered my darkest secret! I CANNOT LET YOU LIVE!

Now that the drunken debauchery and silliness has picked up, the urge to die has lifted a bit.

Unvote: Rhiya

Vote: Ape Boy

BARKEEP! MORE OF THAT SWEET SWEET INTOXICATING BEVERAGE PLEASE!

[Nikose Tyris]

THE TOWN IS HAVING A BEAUTY CONTEST. THERE IS GREAT DEBATE OVER WHO IS ENTERING AND WHO THE JUDGES ARE.

[Victus]

Pour: Everyone's drinks

The bartender has to sleep at some point in time folks (Also, no internet in my room, deployed)

[Relm Zephyrous]

THE TOWN IS HAVING A BEAUTY CONTEST. THERE IS GREAT DEBATE OVER WHO IS ENTERING AND WHO THE JUDGES ARE.

Is entering said contest.
*grins* But hey. who else has been lurking? Anybody want to make a list?

[Griever]

With nothing to go on and little idea with all the randomness going on, I could use a drink.

Order: Vodka

Here's hoping someone comes up with something cause with all the accusations, vote jumping then changing and random posts, I got nothing.

The random craziness has made for an interesting intro to Nikose mafias though.

[Masked Jedi]

Drink: Whiskey
Pay: Bartender
Don't: Tip
Volunteer: Beauty Contest Judge

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Pour: Everyone's drinks

The bartender has to sleep at some point in time folks (Also, no internet in my room, deployed)

And before then, we demand you get us all drunk! And happy! And maybe not drunk or happy enough to get herpes... :shifty:

Also, what do you take me for? I'm asian... you know all asians are stingy and don't tip :p

[secretskull]

Roleclaim: Judge

That's correct, I am the judge of this beauty contest. ME!

A due warning to all hopefulls. Anyone who has herpes cannot enter!

[Rygar]

But being in a beauty contest has been my life long dream!

Drown: My Sorrows

[Zilla]

Nominate: Victus for judging. After all, he's not drunk, but he's getting everyone else drunk.

Enter contest

Continue voting: Rhiya

[Victus]

Drink: Whiskey
Pay: Bartender
Don't: Tip
Volunteer: Beauty Contest Judge
Spit: In drink

Me judge? I have a strange sense of beauty, but I would not argue I guess.

Assemble: Booze bot
There, while I sleep, people can get their booze from it without me being here. :P

I'd make that lurker list, but I'm on terrible public wifi. Sorry =/

[Captain Combustible]

Roleclaim: Judge

That's correct, I am the judge of this beauty contest. ME!

A due warning to all hopefulls. Anyone who has herpes cannot enter!

Vote: Secretskull for judge.

[Nikose Tyris]

JUDGES SO FAR.

SECRETSKULL
MASKED JEDI
STRESS BALL


ENTRIES SO FAR:

RELM ZEPHYROUS
ZILLA
RYGAR


let me know if anyone else wants in since I probably overlooked someone.

[Stress Ball]

I will also Roleclaim: Judge. I see no need to not seise authority unnecessarily.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I wish to Overturn: Stressball and

Roleclaim: Judge myself! MWAHAHAHAHA USURPING!

[Nikose Tyris]

BUT THEN WHO WILL BE THE RHIYA IN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION D:

[Stress Ball]

I SHALL!

Unclaim: Judge
Roleclaim: Rhiya

[POS Industries]

ENTER: Beauty Contest

I assume second prize is $10, yes?

[Stress Ball]

My statement does not work yet!
Nominate: Rhiya

[Zilla]

Just don't become chairman of the board or you'll owe us all $50.

I totally nominated Victus for judge :0

[Khael!]

Watch: contest

YOU HAD BETTER ALL BE PRETTY OTHERWISE I'LL NEED THICKER BEERGOGGLES.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Braaaaaiiiiinnnssssss
Sneak in: Backstage of Contest

[POS Industries]

FIRE SHOTGUN: At Shyria

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fall over: Dead (er)

[POS Industries]

And that was my act for the talent portion of the contest!

What'd you guys think?

[Khael!]

It's not like you have to aim a shotgun.

[POS Industries]

It's not like you have to aim your mom!

[Stress Ball]

Well, I guess I'm up next!
IGNITE: Shotgun
JUGGLE: Flaming Shotgun

[Khael!]

It's not like you have to aim your mom!

I don't see you dodging her at any rate.

Applaud: Stress Ball.

[The Argent Lord]

Enter: Contest
Talent: Fly

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Talent: Decompose, Stink up Everything

[Khael!]

Throw Tomatoes: Shyria

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Talent: Decompose with extra Discount Produce Aisle goodness

[Zilla]

GPI: Fondly regard creation

God damn though, these pages are so irrelevant... I would rather play mafia. I'm still voting Rhiya.

[Relm Zephyrous]

GPI: Fondly regard creation

God damn though, these pages are so irrelevant... I would rather play mafia. I'm still voting Rhiya.

I know, its fun being random and all, but mafia is the game here.

Of course, I know several among us would disagree about that... :D

[P-Sleazy]

I would like to judge. I don't trust any of these other judges to judge without some amount of favoritism involved. I shall ensure the integrity and honesty of this contest! Cause Rhiya just can't be trusted.

[Fenris]

Talent: Decompose with extra Discount Produce Aisle goodness

(Psst Shyria, stop the deadoposting please.)

[Khael!]

Yeah my vote's still standing in the same spot as the last time I mentioned my vote/votereasoning. Since there's just been tomfoolery going on the last couple pages I haven't had any reasons to do otherwise.

Role Guess: B_Real_Shadows is, in fact, Simon Cowell.

Run while you can contestants! HE WILL MAKE YOU CRY.

[Zilla]

What's so bad about Simon Cowell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Cowell)?

Or is he secretly the King of the beavers (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc)?

[Victus]

Roleclaim: Bartender with a judge hat upon my head

[Demonlink2]

Roleclaim: Contest Awarder

Yes I'm the one who gets to take the winner of the beauty contest into the back room for some "Victory party"

I promise I don't have herpes.

[Truce]

Ahem.

What do you think you're doing, Demonlink?

[Demonlink2]

Besides lying about my diseases?

Nothing much.

[Victus]

Oh wait, you lied? FUCK.

Thanks alot DL. T_T

You told me you were a pure virgin T_T

[P-Sleazy]

You all took my love of judging and wiped your ass with it, then crumpled it up into a ball and threw it into a trashcan only to piss on it, take it out, boil it in a stew of vomit and then finally you tried to feed it to me.

You all are dispicable. Especially Rhiya, She doesn't even know Zilla's gender.

[POS Industries]

Especially Rhiya, She doesn't even know Zilla's gender.
To be fair, that is a more complicated issue than you make it sound.

[Zilla]

I guess I'll be as straightforward as I can: does ANYBODY plan on switching their votes? Because at this rate, we aren't generating any game content to base votes off of, and I don't see this going anywhere any time soon.

[Cati]

Enter: Beauty Contest

Because I need affirmation of what I already know -- that I suck. :P

As for the mafia game, I'm totally willing to switch my vote, (mostly because I'm not actually voting anyone) but my scumdar is nonexistent considering I still haven't read the damn game. Well, majority of.

So I will

Vote: Hikari

Has she posted?