Nikose Mafia 3: Wherein he discovers there is a limit on characters in the title. I -

[Nikose Tyris]

-didn't know that, so my initial title was all super long but got cut off. :(

PLAYERS:
1: Tophat
2: Masked Jedi
3: Ryanderman
4: FenrisWolf; Tourrettes Cop is dead and his mother is a whore.
5: Cephrir Mafiate, Dead as a Doornail with mourning children.
6: POS Industries He Quit.
7: Khael! Dead Dog.
8: The Argent Lord
9: Demonlink2 was evicted by his wife; still alive, still in game.
10: SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS IS BANNED found with knife in chest. Dead.
11: B_Real_Shadows
12: Bananarama
13: Relm Zephyrous
14: Ugainius
15: Roy D Mylote Dead.
16: Truce evicted her husband. Obviously Truce is the woman in this relationship. AND NOW SHE'S DEAD HAHA.
17: Demonlink2
18: Tendronai, Popular young man about town, is dead.
19: OctoberRaven Another Dead Mafiate.
20: Grthwllms, PO, kicked the bucket just when he figured everything out.
21: Griever Another Killing Role Dead!
22: Captain Combustible
23: Cati
24: Ole' Dude with the Face
25: Ape Boy
26: Hikari
27: Rygar 3 The colors mean nothing and Fuck you Skullboy I'm not an asshole, your mom's an asshole.
28: Cid Highwind
29: ex. 68471
30: Stress Ball
31: SecretSkull
32: Red Fighter 1073 Died horribly in a vicious, VICIOUS manner.
33: Death By Stabbing
34: Zilla
35: FloralVikings = Dead Flowers
36: Rhyia I think I dunno
37: I think some girl with dragons wings is here, She's probably with Thad that poor poor child. She also died.

WALKUP:

YOU ARE PLAYING A NIKOSE MAFIA.

You guys have absolutely no fucking idea what you are in for. I hope you all enjoy it thoroughly.

TO MAFIATES:
I don't want your dirty, nasty PM's. Do all your conversing in Private. Don has final call on who dies. ONLY the Don PM's me. He gets 1 shot a night. if your Don doesn't show up, Sucks for you doesn't it?!

TO TOWN:
If you don't have a ROLE, LEAVE ME ALONE I get enough PM's.

TO NIGHTROLES:
You're children are whores and your mother is ugly. PM Me when it is RELEVANT.

TO EVERYONE ELSE: wait is there even anyone else? Shitfuck I don't know what I'm doing, god damn it I'm gonna screw this up too oh nooooooo

*runs out the nearest window, splattering all over the ground and Squishing Rygar Flat*

RYGAR HAS DIED ONCE.

DAY 1 BEGINS.

EDIT: I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT I WAS STONED WHEN I WROTE OUT THE ROLES FOR THIS GAME.


EDIT 2: despite whatever comes of it: Double posting is NOT allowed in mafia games I run. This is not argueable. It's my game to run, my arbitrary and stupid rules that you agreed to follow when you joined.

Actually for that matter, everyone is required to not wear knickers while playing. (Definition of knickers debateable.)

[Fenris]

Bumpitty bumpitty bump validated I fucking hate life.

And everything cute.

You should totally vote for me first.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Vote: Fenris

That git is asking for it.

[Nikose Tyris]

ALL PM'S SENT.

IF YOU ARE PLAYING AND DID NOT GET A PM

FUCK YOU. MESSAGE ME.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Vote: Fenris

Bandwagoning and fulfilling my Bitch Quota has never been so fucking easy.

[Fenris]

I've figured it out.

Karesh's role is to be a goddamn Brit.
my Bitch Quota
And Rhiya is playing as herself.

Lots of love.

[POS Industries]

Fenris is my friend and I only want the best for him!

....Thus, I am happy to help him get free of this game as expediently as is possible.

VOTE: FenrisWolf

[Fenris]

Fenris is my friend and I only want the best for him!

And POS is a fucking liar.

So another one playing as themselves. Nik wasn't very imaginitive with these roles.

[Masked Jedi]

Vote: FenrisWolf

And I will continue to do so until he changes his name to Tromboner.

[The Argent Lord]

This... what? Umm...

Vote: FenrisWolf

[Fenris]

Vote: FenrisWolf

And I will continue to do so until he changes his name to Tromboner.

The conditions weren't fucking met, bud.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Lots of love.

Nyaaaawww, I love you too, Fen-fen!

[Relm Zephyrous]

I am a bird!

[The Argent Lord]

I am a plane!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Vote: Argentlord
You're totally a liar.

[P-Sleazy]

When the fuck did I sign up for this?

[The Argent Lord]

Vote: Argentlord
You're totally a liar.

Am not. I always cite my sources. Here, look:

-----

When the fuck did I sign up for this?

In June. When it was in signups. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=798397&postcount=12)

-----

See? Cited my sources. Proved I was telling the truth. Not a liar.

[Captain Combustible]

I always cite my sourcesI am a plane!

I don't see any sources here! FoS: The Argent Loed.

[P-Sleazy]

In June. When it was in signups. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=798397&postcount=12)

Well, I'll be damned. I DID sign up for this game.

[Truce]

Vote: B_Real_Shadows

It's, well, like a rule or something.

[Khael!]

Holy shit so did I.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Wow... so many people very totally forgot about this game.

I'M LUCKY I SIGNED UP LATER!

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh Right.

For REFERENCE:
Nights Will always last 2 days maximum, OR when I get all Night Actions in. WHichever comes first.

[Cephrir]

Thee appeas to be a wagon aleady. That's depessing.

My post feels like it's missing something. HMMMMMM.

Also, Vote: Demonlink2, because I can. And you'd be supised how estictive that is.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

36: Rhyia I think I dunno
37: I think some girl with dragons wings is here, She's probably with Thad that poor poor child.


Wait, did someone go and clone me without my permission AGAIN?! :stressed:

[secretskull]

I say we vote for B_Real. He obviously has a role. He forgot about the game and was "reminded". We cannot trust his unkown-rollness!

Vote: B_Real

[Nikose Tyris]

haha it's funny cause someone is going to die.

[Relm Zephyrous]

I'm thinking about a Vote: Rygar Because he is purple and that means self aligned.

... or cult.

[Demonlink2]

Oh man Cephrir, are you voting me for the fact that 10/11 past games I played I wound up scum, usually mafia?

Oh wait no it's just day 1. So I'll countervote: Cephrir because he voted for me and because I can.

Also I recommend not attempting to sleep with me this game. Or eat me. Or attempt to shoot me in the head with an AK. You'd be surprised how sadistic Nikose is to me.

[Griever]

I'm going to

Vote: Cid Highwind

Serves him right for being in the number that the generator picked.

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh man Cephrir, are you voting me for the fact that 10/11 past games I played I wound up scum, usually mafia?

Oh wait no it's just day 1. So I'll countervote: Cephrir because he voted for me and because I can.

Also I recommend not attempting to sleep with me this game. Or eat me. Or attempt to shoot me in the head with an AK. You'd be surprised how sadistic Nikose is to me.

Oh god yes I love hurting you. That's like my favourite aspect of these games.

Come to think of it I kind of regret dropping out the "I hate that fucker" role that makes you auto-suicide whenever someone says the word "Crackers".

[Red Fighter 1073]

Vote: Truce

Because there are no truces in a Mafia game, only lots of killing.

[P-Sleazy]

Vote:Ecurt!

Why? Cause you smell funny

Unvote:Ecurt

Vote: Secretskull

Cause you voted for me, I feel like I should vote for you too.

[Bailey]

33 Posts and nobody has voted for me yet?

I think that this is some kind of record.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

A streak easily broken!

Vote: Newb

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Crackers. Just testing.

[Nikose Tyris]

NEWB HAS DIED SUDDENLY.

Game continues, it is still day.

[Bailey]

Well that bites.

[Masked Jedi]

Was Newb even playing? I don't see him on the list...

[secretskull]

Crackers. Just testing.

NEWB HAS DIED SUDDENLY.


WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[Bailey]

This would not be the first time that somebody in the game wasn't on the list.

And now I should probably stop posting until I'm alive again.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Well it still hasnt given us portal technology nor the rocket-propelled claw-footed bathtubs to ride through them

[Professor Smarmiarty]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

A new age is upon us!

[Khael!]

I vote: smarty McBarrelpants for playing with SCIENCE. It's like matches, you fool!

Also FOS everybody. Signing up for a Nikose mafia? Sketchy man, sketchy.

[Cephrir]

Gah, the Bael-Hating one is in this game! And I can't vote fo him!

It occus to me that my ole pwns mentalists. Hea that, mentalists?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Unvote: Newb

Redundant yes, but looking back, it was quite silly, given he wasnt even on the list

*throws lucky lawn dart at screen to choose new victim*

New Vote: POS Industries

[Khael!]

I dunno what a mentalist is (yet?) but Cephrir sounds like I did when I had that dental device that looked like a beartrap.

[POS Industries]

New Vote: POS Industries
Meh. Is that all you got?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Also FOS everybody. Signing up for a Nikose mafia? Sketchy man, sketchy.

Are you serious? Look who's talking! Seems like I'm going to have to unvote: Fenris and
vote: khael instead.

Also, it's because I'm a bitch.

... I love you, Fenris!

[P-Sleazy]

I don't like that the opening post states that "rygar died once". Particularily, the "once" part. Whats up with that Rygar?

[Rygar]

It means I've only died one time. Duh

Anyway, Vote: Khael for SCIENCE will never steer us wrong!

[Zilla]

Vote: POS Industries

Yes, I am in this game.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Unvote:ArgentLord
Vote: Cephrir
Sometimes when you kill the victim the mentalist dies too. As good a first day move as any I think.

[POS Industries]

Gah, the Bael-Hating one is in this game! And I can't vote fo him!

It occus to me that my ole pwns mentalists. Hea that, mentalists?
Wow. That's annoying.

UNVOTE: Fenris

VOTE: Cephrir

[P-Sleazy]

It means I've only died one time. Duh

Then why is your name purple in the player list and not yellow like in the death scene?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Because nikose is a sneaky bastard and likes fucking with our minds.

I think I'll maintain a FoS: B_Real for good measure.

[The Argent Lord]

I don't see any sources here! FoS: The Argent Loed.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/Jalathas/untitled-1.jpg
Source cited!

[Fenris]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/Jalathas/untitled-1.jpg
Source cited!

There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking Argent Lord.

He's a plane.

[Nikose Tyris]

*beats Newb repeatedly into the ground* You're staying dead.

Day's still going. I think I'll call the day at an early end, how about NEW YEARS EVE, 00:00?!

[POS Industries]

Day's still going. I think I'll call the day at an early end, how about NEW YEARS EVE, 00:00?!
So, do you mean midnight of the morning of December 31 or midnight of the morning of January 1? Furthermore, what timezone specifically will you be working from either way?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

WAIT...

Wait wait wait... Wait. wait. wait,

So, POS is the mentalist and Cephrir is POS's nemesis?! LE GASP!

Unvote: Khael!
Vote: Cephrir

'Cause, apparently I like POS too >.>

[POS Industries]

'Cause, apparently I like POS too >.>
<3

[Professor Smarmiarty]

WAIT...

Wait wait wait... Wait. wait. wait,

So, POS is the mentalist and Cephrir is POS's nemesis?! LE GASP!

Unvote: Khael!
Vote: Cephrir

'Cause, apparently I like POS too >.>

Ok now that was wierd.
I'm leaving my vote where it is for now.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I shall attempt to cite shaky saucers!

Wow. That's annoying.

UNVOTE: Fenris

VOTE: Cephrir

CLEARLY POS is the mentalist, and Cephrir has Magneto's power hat, so POS can't get him with his psychic shenanigans.

And since I'm POS's Posse....

Wait, I'VE GIVEN AWAY TOO MUCH!

[Cephrir]

I neve_ claimed that a mentalist is ta_getting me. Also, I'm going to use unde_sco_es so I'll be a little mo_e unde_standable.

I'd vote one of the people waggoning me, but I can't. Let's just say I wouldn't do it if I we_e you.

[Nikose Tyris]

I mean New Years eve when the clock's roll over.

EASTERN STANDARD TIME! MWHAHAH-

But really if you could all kill someone, like B_real or Rygar before that, that'd be great, kay?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Using my amazing Robo-logic, I have decided that you're all pretty damn scummy, regardless of your roles.

Therefore Unvote: Fenris.

Vote: Every single one of you fuckers. Yes, even you.

[P-Sleazy]

Unvote: Secretskill
VOTE: grthwllms

Make Logical votes you!

Also! Cephrir!

I never claimed that a mentalist is ta_getting me. Also, I'm going to use unde_sco_es so I'll be a little mo_e unde_standable.

I'd vote one of the people waggoning me, but I can't. Let's just say I wouldn't do it if I we_e you.

You missed an 'r'

[Nikose Tyris]

You missed an 'r'

http://jj.am/gallery/d/32041-1/CaptainAmericaFacepalm.jpg

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Unvote: Secretskill
VOTE: grthwllms

Make Logical votes you!

Also! Cephrir!



You missed an 'r'

Kay.
Unvote: Every single one of you fuckers

Vote: B_Real_Shadows

[Ugainius]

Vote: grthwllms

Cos he's in front/ behind me.

[Ape Boy]

I hate you all, so I'm going to vote for myself.

VOTE: Apes.

See?

[Cephrir]

Also! Ceph_i_!

You missed an '_'

I have no idea what you a_e talking about. By the way, I fixed you_ post fo_ you.

[Zilla]

So we have Shyria and POS being outright scummy and nobody voting for them?

For shame...

[Cati]

Holy crap, I disappear for a few days and it's like NEW MAFIA! and eight pages? When did you people start being productive? Geez.

Vote: Rygar for... um, dying? HE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU. A ZOMBIE.

[Victus]

I don't like people who live when they get smote... >.>
FoS: Rygar

Also, sorry for my absence, stupid landline internet is down due to atlantic internet lines that got cut in three different places. I'm on crappy wifi right now.

I won't vote yet though. Now, in the meantime, I'VE GOT THE BOOZE =D

[Rygar]

Vote: Rygar for... um, dying? HE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU. A ZOMBIE.
Becoming deceased and starting an all-brains diet doesn't make me a zombie. Wait...

Then why is your name purple in the player list and not yellow like in the death scene?
Beats me, they should probably both be the one colour

Unvote: Khael
Vote: Rygar

Maybe I'll stay dead this time. Who knows?

[POS Industries]

So we have Shyria and POS being outright scummy and nobody voting for them?

For shame...
To be fair, Shyria is voting for me herself and I'm not really acting any different than normal.

Meanwhile, you're the one throwing about random accusations.

[P-Sleazy]

Originally Posted by B_real_shadows

Also! Ceph_i_!

You missed an '_'I have no idea what you a_e talking about. By the way, I fixed you_ post fo_ you.

Yea...there were two R's in that last post of yours. One of them was even controllable by you Cephrir. You're getting slack. The underlined one was the avoidable 'r' in your post.

EDIT:

Also, Grth!

I'd vote for you, but I'm already voting for you.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Technically, if he tried hard enough, he could've missed both 'r's in that, but WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?!

Also: a happy new year to those in +10:00GMT!

[Tendronai]

VOTE: VICTUS

VOTE YOU COWARD.

[Cephrir]

Yea...the_e we_e two _'s in that last post of you_s. One of them was even cont_ollable by you Ceph_i_. You'_e getting slack. The unde_lined one was the avoidable '_' in you_ post.

EDIT:

Also, G_th!

I'd vote fo_ you, but I'm al_eady voting fo_ you.

Now you'_e just lying to make me look bad. Also, you need to wo_k on you_ spelling.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

O_iginally posted by Ceph_i_
Yea...the_e we_e two _'s in that last post of you_s. One of them was even cont_ollable by you Ceph_i_. You'_e getting slack. The unde_lined one was the avoidable '_' in you_ post.

EDIT:

Also, G_th!

I'd vote fo_ you, but I'm al_eady voting fo_ you.

Now you'_e just lying to make me look bad. Also, you need to wo_k on you_ spelling.

That was atrocious. Now you've gotten me involved. Everybody should hate and vote for you.

[Nikose Tyris]

+10:00GMT IS NOT A REAL TIME ZONE RHIYA STOP LYING TO EVERYONE, THERE IS ONLY EASTERN AND PACIFIC LIKE MISTER TV SAYS.

[Victus]

Vote: Tendy poo

Totally OMGUSing. :P
Also, it just turned new years here in this country I'm in. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR *Drinks beer*

[Ryanderman]

Holy Carp! I had no idea I was in this game. Completely forgot I signed up back in June. Will commence playing now.

[Ex. 68471]

I will play too! And I VOTE: Cephrir because I wish to play and have nothing better to do!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I will play too! And I VOTE: Cephrir because I wish to play and have nothing better to do!

I grant thee a true purpose in life! Follow me till death and I promise glory, wealth, and victory!

Vote for B_real.

[P-Sleazy]

I'm gonna proceed to say you're full of it Grth! You are no friend of mine!

[POS Industries]

+10:00GMT IS NOT A REAL TIME ZONE RHIYA STOP LYING TO EVERYONE, THERE IS ONLY EASTERN AND PACIFIC LIKE MISTER TV SAYS.
Also Central!

Thanks, WGN!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I'm gonna proceed to say you're full of it Grth! You are no friend of mine!

The foul tempter seeks to confuse you my fellows! Be not drawn in by his honeyed words! He will tear all you love and hold dear from you before ending your life!

[Nikose Tyris]

Someone should do a Vote Count for me.

And B_real should do a post count for me.

[Ugainius]

That'd be 93 posts as of now.

I'm a helper!

[P-Sleazy]

That'd be 93 posts as of now.

I'm a helper!

He means a post count by player.

Here it is Nikose!
6778

[secretskull]

Happy new year to all of you crazy posting-so-fast-I-can't-keep-up people, it's really been a fun year. To comemorate this joyous occasion, I will Unvote: Whoever it was, (Probably B_Real).

And to make up for this, I'll Vote: Rhiya, because she talks too much.

[Khael!]

Changing vote before a vote count is done too.

Unvote: Smarty McBarrelpants
Vote: Rhiya Ravenwing.

[Relm Zephyrous]

Really now, if you want to vote for high posting, vote Nikose because he's posting the most. I'll refrain from that because I like my current reasoning for voting my current target a lot better, but the rest of you should TOTALLY vote Nikose.

[Ugainius]

He means a post count by player.

I'm aware of that.

[Victus]

Wooooooo! New years! Everyone come and get some of my special drink I've got! Half off tonight only!

[Nikose Tyris]

I want a Vote-Tally. D: Someone tally up all the votes for me, I'm LAZY and I don't wanna.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

And to make up for this, I'll Vote: Rhiya, because she talks too much.

D=

Don't hate me because I have too much time on my hands! I just wanted to fit in! *runs off to cry in a corner somewhere*

[Nikose Tyris]

Now look what you've all done to Rhiya! D: You're just a bunch of JERKS.

ESPECIALLY you, Argent lord! YOU PRICK.

[Cati]

He means a post count by player.

Here it is Nikose!
6778

Aw, look at me all on the bottom there with my own cute little row.

Edit: Happy holidays/New Year's/something.

Cati vote counts for great justice!

FenrisWolf (2)
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Masked Jedi
The Argent Lord

B_real_shadows (2)
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Truce
grthwillms

Demonlink2 (1)
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Cephrir

Rygar (2)
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Relm
Cati
Rygar

Cephrir (5)
-------
Demonlink2
Smarty
POS
Rhiya
Ex. 68471

Cid Highwind (1)
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Griever

Truce (1)
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Red Fighter

POS Industries (2)
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Shyria
Zilla

grthwillms (2)
----------
b_real
Ugainius

Ape Boy (1)
-------
Ape Boy

Victus (1)
------
Tendronai

Tendronai (1)
---------
Victus

Rhiya (2)
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secretskull
Khael

[Nikose Tyris]

1 hour to go. Cephrir's head is on the chopping block.

[Khael!]

Really now, if you want to vote for high posting, vote Nikose because he's posting the most. I'll refrain from that because I like my current reasoning for voting my current target a lot better, but the rest of you should TOTALLY vote Nikose.

Postcount had nothing to do with it. Just a day one hunch.

[Nikose Tyris]

10 minutes, calling it now.

Cephrir, Mafiate, is now dead.

Whoo Death.

It is now night. 24 Hours till Day.

Yeah that means the beginning of January Second is day 2.

Night roles please.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Vote: SecretSkull boy, whoever this "Rhyria" lass is, I sure dont want to be her. But hey! I'm not!

[Fenris]

(Psst, numbnuts. It's night.)

[Cephrir]

I knew I should have just not posted. (obligatory bahgomafia goes here)

[Nikose Tyris]

The Night is up!

Red Fighter, Mafiate, has been killed by a random, brutal attack. In fact, it was so brutal, it seems that no one truly good could have performed such a killing.

As well, 18:Tendronai, Popular young man about town, Starting his own private fanclub was shot in the back of the head, exectution style.

As well, Demonlink2 has been kicked out of the house by his wife, Truce. They seem to have had some sort of Marital spat. We send them our best wishes and a few of us gossip brutally about them. Wonder what Demonlink2 did to piss off his wife so bad?

as well, Smarty McBarrelpants was found, with a note saying, "I'm so sorry... I messed up." attached to his torso with a Knife.

Cephrir's Ugly, Ugly children all mourn him today.


PS: Any Nightroles that did not get into me, let me know before midnight in a post and I'll update you.

[Cati]

"Red Fighter, Mafiate, has been killed by a random, brutal attack. In fact, it was so brutal, it seems that no one truly good could have performed such a killing."

Serial killer, perhaps?

Tendronai sounds like a cult leader. As for who he was killed by, being shot execution-style sounds like the mafia, so that's my guess there.

No idea for Smarty. Since a vigilante is the only other normal killing role unaccounted for, my guess is that he was a vigilante that accidentally killed himself? Maybe?

Anyway, considering the number of people in the game, I can't help but wonder if there are other mafias or cult leaders.

[Fenris]

Perhaps another mafia, Nikose fuckin' hates cult so I doubt he put more than one in.

In fact I'm surprised he put one in.

[Nikose Tyris]

I FUCKING HATE CULTS.

[POS Industries]

No idea for Smarty. Since a vigilante is the only other normal killing role unaccounted for, my guess is that he was a vigilante that accidentally killed himself? Maybe?
I'm thinking Barrel may have just been a vanilla townie, as I would assume that, were he to have had a special role of any kind, it would have been mentioned alongside his name in the post. Of course, this is Nik we're talking about so really it could just be an error. I dunno.

For now, I would assume that we have a vig that likes to make his kills look like suicides, just to be on the safe side.

[Relm Zephyrous]

I'm actually thinking a Vig that realized he was a townie post-murder, and thusly felt bad for the screw up.

[Demonlink2]

D:

Nik you just had to make me have THAT role didn't you.

I hope I get some superpower to seduce characters. That would be both disturbing and comical, completely in line with Nikose.

PS GUYS I HAVE AIDS. Not really. But if I did my role might be that much better!

[POS Industries]

I'm actually thinking a Vig that realized he was a townie post-murder, and thusly felt bad for the screw up.
Ha, yeah, good point. Being stabbed in the torso isn't really indicative of suicide.

[Fenris]

D:

Nik you just had to make me have THAT role didn't you.

I hope I get some superpower to seduce characters. That would be both disturbing and comical, completely in line with Nikose.

PS GUYS I HAVE AIDS. Not really. But if I did my role might be that much better!

what he's really saying is that Nikose put in the role that I told him fucking not to.

(Psst Demonlink screw with my marriage next)

[Nikose Tyris]

Also; Fenriswolf now has Herpes.

[Demonlink2]

YAY MY POWER FUCKS UP FENRIS TOO

I'M GOING TO GO RAPE HIM OVER AIM.

[Captain Combustible]

I will play too! And I VOTE: Cephrir because I wish to play and have nothing better to do!

I grant thee a true purpose in life! Follow me till death and I promise glory, wealth, and victory!

Vote for B_real.

I'm going to Vote: Grthwllms, because he told someone to unvote Cephrir the mafiate and vote for B_real instead.

[Fenris]

YAY MY POWER FUCKS UP FENRIS TOO

I'M GOING TO GO RAPE HIM OVER AIM.

If I didn't know you were the Town-Aligned hooker, I'd vote for you right fucking now for lying.

(I had chocolates for you and everything! And you didn't show up.)

[Ugainius]

So far so good anyway.

I'm going to follow CC on this and Vote: grt

At least for the time being.

[Khael!]

No idea for Smarty. Since a vigilante is the only other normal killing role unaccounted for, my guess is that he was a vigilante that accidentally killed himself? Maybe?

Actually it says Barrel was BANNED in the opening post now. I had originally wondered if it was because he'd said... well, those grain biscuit things.

Come to think of it I kind of regret dropping out the "I hate that fucker" role.


I'm just afraid to say the word again since I have not encountered either that role or a Nikose mafia game before and I don't trust him.

Grth must not like B_Real. That or he's really looking sketchy after Cephrir's death. It would be a bit silly to be so blatant about your affiliations on a day one, but I'm going to Vote: GrthWllms for now too.

[Victus]

Ha. That teaches Tendy to not let me in his club. I mean, I have booze. Who can argue with that? :P

Okay, now bear with this wild and crazy day 2 theory. This is a Nikose Mafia, so things might be strange. Demonlink was kicked out by Truce over a marital spat. Truce had a mafiate voting for him. Though it could be a mafiate voting for a mafiate just to throw people off, but it does little good unless a lynch happens to say, "Look, I knocked off a mafia, I'm town.".

So through some drunken logic, I Vote: Demonlink

[P-Sleazy]

I will be continueing my vote from yesterday on Grth.

VOTE: Grthwllms

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I'm going to Vote: Grthwllms, because he told someone to unvote Cephrir the mafiate and vote for B_real instead.

umm, I kinda did that as a joke at the time...
I mean, B_real was votin for me, and I was votin for him and I just decided I was bored enough to start a rant about why people should vote for B_Real without actually saying anything important about voting for B_Real.

Read that post again, I give no true argument for voting for B_Real, and I honestly didn't expect anyone to change their votes for my opinions sake.

I shall not be voting for anyone at this time.

[Khael!]

Oh don't worry, this early in the day my vote stands a good chance to change.

Though I don't see why you wouldn't vote at all.

Oh, "at this time." My bad.

[Truce]

Vote: Fenris

Because he's a whore.

[Nikose Tyris]

Truce came barging up to Fenris in the streets!

"I know it was you!" Truce screamed. "You slept with my husband, you whore!"

"Whoa whoa whoa, you got it all FUCK fuckin' wrong, girl!" Fenris said, twitching slightly. "I-I-I ain't FUCK never gone and SHITCOCK touched your husband, I swear it!" From the honest look in his eyes, it is appearant that Fenriswolf is not the Town Whore.

[POS Industries]

Though it does appear that Fenris does have Tourette Syndrome.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Vote:Fenris
Maybe when he's dead he can find a decent speech therapist

[Truce]

Until Fenris can explain how he got herpes, my vote sticks with him I suppose.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

...

.......

Wow, I go away and play computer games for a day and like... 3 pages have kinda hit me in the face with their monkey feces.

At least I was right in the first day of lynching. Not with the mentalist thing, of course.

Gonna Vote: Khael! this round. He thought I was suspicious!

[Khael!]

Well, yeah, you kept changing your vote around and I was wondering if it was more than just day one garbage. I could easily be wrong, and you're not lynched so in the end it's okay, right?

We cool :3nod:?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

You also made me cry.

Also: I tend to play mafia quite randomly, and people that know me in RL know I tend to vote for multiple people, depending on my temperament.

[Fenris]

Though it does appear that Fenris does have Tourette Syndrome.

We have FUCK a winner.

[The Argent Lord]

Vote:Fenris
Maybe when he's dead he can find a decent speech therapist

You can speak when you're dead!

[Fenris]

Until Fenris can explain how he got herpes, my vote sticks with him I suppose.

Either Nikose dicking around or the fucking Town Whore visited me.

[Khael!]

We have FUCK a winner.

It's okay Fenris. We still love you.

Well, some of us do. Maybe.


I'm pretty sure the Town Whore (Nikose?) thinks you're an okay guy.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm pretty sure the Town Whore (Nikose?) thinks you're an okay guy.

I am not the town whore. I'm only gay for you, Khael, you know that. C'mere for some lovin'.

[Khael!]

Watch I'll get herpes and expose your precious truth. Ha.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Isn't that something to NOT be proud of?

Also, fenris didn't have this syndrome day one. FoS!

I never knew typing stuff on a phone could be this hard... :(

[Fenris]

Isn't that something to NOT be proud of?

Also, fenris didn't have this syndrome day one. FoS!

I never knew typing stuff on a phone could be this hard... :(

Yeah I did. I just didn't capitalize every swear word. I also put the goddamn swear words in context, like that one there.

In every post.

It was a pain in the ass.

[Cati]

I am very confused right now, so I will stop and try reading the latest events when I'm not half-asleep-yet-hyped-up-on-caffeine.

[Zilla]

Yeah I did. I just didn't capitalize every swear word. I also put the goddamn swear words in context, like that one there.

In every post.

It was a pain in the ass.

Faker. :P Tourettes is fucking asswipe shitstain hard to mother puss bucket use and seem cocksucking normal.

[Victus]

Wow, I go away for a day, and shit happens without anything really happening. >.>

*Disappears back into wifi hell*

Edits below:
P.S. We just got a truckload of sour whiskey in. Get it while you can you lousy drunks good patrons.

[secretskull]

Umm... I don't get this shit at all. Is Demonlink the town whore? I mean, more then he normally is.

[Fenris]

Faker. :P Tourettes is fucking asswipe shitstain hard to mother puss bucket use and seem cocksucking normal.

My role only requires I put a swear word in every post, m'dear.

Fuck.

[Ugainius]

Fos: Truce

Interupting a thoughtful debate on the guilt of Grthwllms with a random vote on Fenris, it almost worked you sly dog.

I'll keep my vote on Grth for the time being but if he turns out scum you're going down.

[Demonlink2]

I don't remember being the town whore.

Truce's whore maybe, Fenris' whore (when am I not) and Nikose's whore (you whore)

but not the town whore.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I really hope B_real and CC are happy, I'm gonna die cause Real made me make a joke and cause CC is paranoid.

You should all totally hate them for this when you find out what my role is.

[P-Sleazy]

Who said I was happy? I'm just doing this to save myself from everyone.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Grth! I'm not voting for you...

Also, Fenris's disability makes him all the more endearing. <3

[Truce]

Fos: Truce

Interupting a thoughtful debate on the guilt of Grthwllms with a random vote on Fenris, it almost worked you sly dog.

I'll keep my vote on Grth for the time being but if he turns out scum you're going down.

The day when "Fenris is a whore" is no longer a legitimate argument is...

Never.

[Cati]

You know what? Yeah, I'm just going to ignore everything that's happened today and go back to voting Rygar for being a zombie. Like so:

Vote: Rygar

Somehow, it's easier on my brains to think there is a possibility I might lose them over getting various STDs from a possibly-existing town whore. Who is not Fenris.

[Zilla]

I honestly am pretty hopelessly confused by how this game has gone so far. I think the town whore is town aligned judging by the yellow text in the reference post. Right now, this seems apt:

I'm going to Vote: Grthwllms, because he told someone to unvote Cephrir the mafiate and vote for B_real instead.

It beats anything I could care to find, except that I'm afraid of setup on an unlucky townie. Still, it's at least something resembling serious, and honestly, this game seems to be a mess as far as leads go.

Vote: grthwllms

[Zilla]

doublepost (in lieu of editing):

Truce is also trying to find the town whore. If the town whore is town-aligned, as the flavor post hints, that doesn't look good for Truce.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

You know,... I haven't heard from a load of other people. Are they playing the game? Shouldn't they also be like... involved in random shenanigans?

[Truce]

doublepost (in lieu of editing):

Truce is also trying to find the town whore. If the town whore is town-aligned, as the flavor post hints, that doesn't look good for Truce.

Simply put, my role is to find the town whore, and kick her ass.

I don't know what the town whore does, but if I do find her it would naturally narrow down the list of suspects. I do this without killing anyone, or revealing any other possible town related roles.

You've already seen what my power does, confronting people during the daytime - so you should be able to figure out that there's no way that can be used against anybody but the whore.

On that note, while Demonlink might not be scum in the traditional mafia game sense, he's a filthy dirty cheating bastard. It's also why I kicked him out of the house.

[Demonlink2]

Oh come on baby you know I don't love Fenris like that.

Like THAT maybe, but not like that.

[Truce]

Oh come on baby you know I don't love Fenris like that.

Like THAT maybe, but not like that.

First it was Nikose. Then it was Fenris.

Next thing you know, it'll be POS. And you know I just can't compete with that fucker.

[Nikose Tyris]

I should probably do a vote count at some point to make it seem like I'm keep track.

but at the same time I'd much rather remind you all, this isn't a regular mafia game. this is one of MY mafia games. This has evil connotations.

[Cati]

Did somebody say vote count?


Grthwllms (5)
-------------
Captain Combustible
Ugainius
Khael!
B_real_shadows
Zilla

Demonlink2 (1)
-----------
Victus

FenrisWolf (2)
-----------
Truce
Shyria Dracnoir

Khael! (1)
----------
Rhiya Ravenwing

Rygar (1)
---------
Cati

It makes me feel productive. Sh'up.

P.S. Oy, sudden lack of votes on separate lines (Yes, I'm guilty of this too). Anyway, this is just a reminder to put votes on their own lines so people can see them; just bolding isn't as obvious as you'd think. If I missed you in my count, sucks to be you. XD

[Ugainius]

The day when "Fenris is a whore" is no longer a legitimate argument is...

Never.

Touche.

[Nikose Tyris]

I feel lazy and not enough people have died yet.

I want somebody dead by the end of today. :(

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I feel lazy and not enough people have died yet.

I want somebody dead by the end of today. :(

As long as it's not me, right?

Right?

[Relm Zephyrous]

Oh!

Pick me, pick me! *paints a target on my chest* Pick meeeee!

[Griever]

I thought the Town Whore thing was just a joke but obviously not. Should have known better, what with it being a Nikose mafia I suppose. The STDs are a nice touch.

I got nothing as far as the rest of you people go. I almost want to vote for Relm.....almost. I don't know why though.

[POS Industries]

*paints a target on my chest*
....Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, yeah, I dunno. All this whore stuff has left me confused so I don't feel like voting for anyone.

[Fenris]

This is a Nikose Mafia.

Vote: Cancer

[Truce]

This is a Nikose Mafia.

Vote: Cancer

Didn't we try that once?

Though, we know for a fact that herpes is in this game. So...

Unvote: Fenris
Vote: Herpes

[The Argent Lord]

I'm up for that!

Vote: Herpes

[POS Industries]

Now there's a vote that'll last a lifetime with occasional painful flare-ups!

VOTE: Herpes.

[Fenris]

Why the fuck not, eh?

Unvote: Cancer
Vote: Herpes

[Relm Zephyrous]

I didn't mean Lynching... lynching means hanging... I was going for somebody screaming and shooting at me. so it'd at least be fun and bloody and messy. Also, fuck you I dont have to prove anything.

On another note... Vote: Herpes

[Nikose Tyris]

A wild gunshot is heard in the distance. HERPES clutches his chest, falling to his knees, screaming. As the blood poured from around his fingers, he looks up into the faces in the crowd. "Why... Why, did you hurt me? I've never done anything to you all..." and with that, HERPES McGILLICUDY collapsed, dead as a doornail.

It is still day.

[Fenris]

Vote: Mrs. Herpes Shitcocks!

[POS Industries]

SHIT YEAH BANDWAGONING

VOTE: Mrs. Herpes

I'm not leaving any widows behind.

[The Argent Lord]

OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Vote: Mrs. Herpes

[Relm Zephyrous]

Did we even find out his alignment? I'm curious, even though that was a kill just to get us to stop with this crap.

Still, this crap is funny, so Vote: Mrs. Herpes anyway.

[Truce]

Vote: Mrs. Herpes

[Ryanderman]

Vote: Fats Domino

[P-Sleazy]

I swear to god, stop voting for me...oh um...you're voting for Mrs. Herpes...nevermind then. You may proceed.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

The course is clear.

Vote:Mrs. Herpes

[Griever]

It's for the protection of the town afterall....

Vote: Mrs. Herpes

[Zilla]

HER NAME IS MRS. MCGILLICUDY!

You people need to be more observant.

[Relm Zephyrous]

HER NAME IS MRS. MCGILLICUDY!

You people need to be more observant.


I don't think anybody really cares about that kind of detail...

[Nikose Tyris]

I don't think anybody really cares about that kind of detail...

I don't think your mom cares about that kind of detail.

<3 So do you really want to have a whole day's vote go to Mrs. Herpes/Mrs. McGillicudy?

[Fenris]

HER NAME IS MRS. MCGILLICUDY!

You people need to be more observant.

Not true. It is common for wives to take the first name of their husbands as well as their last. (Mrs. John Doe, for instance.) Particularly in the mail (Dear Mr. and Mrs. John Doe).

Fuck!

EDIT: @Nik. Can't leave widows.

Next couple of days, I assume we'll take out Herpesina Mae McGillicuddy and then Herpes McGillicuddy Jr. Can't leave orphans. Gotta take out whole families.

[Truce]

I was always under the impression that Mrs. Herpes was always B_real in a very thinly veiled disguise.

I mean, just look at his/her/its last post!

[P-Sleazy]

I AM NOT MRS. HERPES...

I swear. I'm not. Nor am I a whore.

[Ugainius]

So if we've had our dose of distraction anyone got any ideas?

[secretskull]

Can I just say that this is really awesome? I've always wanted to fight the fight against disease. But I'm against killing innocent women whose only crime was marrying the wrong sort!

Vote: Fenris! You should be ashamed of yourself! Trying to make us vote for that sweet Mrs.Mcgillicudy! Are you trying to waste our precious lynch time?

[Fenris]

I'm going to ask an expert here. POS, is it fuckin' cruel to leave widows?

[POS Industries]

Absolutely. The only thing more cruel is leaving orphans, so the children simply must be eliminated afterward. You can't kill them before killing the parents, however, because no one should have to outlive their children.

[Nikose Tyris]

HoS

You put me in a corner and I'm a man of my word.

FenrisWolf, Tourrette's Syndrome Cop is dead.

Also Fenris is going to edit the *censor* out of this post. Be warned.

[Fenris]

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/khan-787365.jpg

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh yes, and since Fenris was modkilled, DAY CONTINUES. :D

Edit: Fuck the FCC.

[P-Sleazy]

HoS: Nikose
AND
PoS: Nikose

Fenris never said what you supposedly quoted...Atleast not in this thread...

So how'd he back you into a corner...unless you're making it up?

...Please don't kill me

[Fenris]

HoS: Nikose
AND
PoS: Nikose

Fenris never said what you supposedly quoted...Atleast not in this thread...

So how'd he back you into a corner...unless you're making it up?

...Please don't kill me
I deleted the post later for shiggles.

[Zilla]

Modkilling the cop!?

Holy crap.

Well, time to go over his posts to try to figure out if he was on to anyone...

[P-Sleazy]

He was on to Nikose and Mrs. Herpes, of which niether is me.

[Zilla]

Yeah, he had no legitimate vote, but Truce was antagonizing him, but again, that can't be relied upon because theoretically nobody knew he was the cop to begin with, so he could be a townie just as easily as he could be scum.

Crud, I'm guessing he had no hit, and because you guys are incessantly random, there's not even a trail to follow insofar as him defending anyone.

At best, we can guess who he looked at coming out of day 1 and try to figure out who he cleared.

I'm still fine voting grthwllms for now based on the logic that he tried not voting for a mafiatte.

[POS Industries]

Crud, I'm guessing he had no hit, and because you guys are incessantly random, there's not even a trail to follow insofar as him defending anyone.

At best, we can guess who he looked at coming out of day 1 and try to figure out who he cleared.
Well, the only leads he apparently pursued were Cancer, Herpes, and Mrs. Herpes, followed by the entire rest of the Herpes family. And yes, Herpes is clearly a surname, as I guess they're probably Bajoran or Japanese or somesuch.

So, I dunno, FoS: Cancer, I guess.

[Truce]

Normally, I would just go back to voting to whoever I was voting before, but since that was Fenris...

Vote: Grth

Someone has to die.

And is it me, or is Demonlink listed twice in the original post?

[Khael!]

I was sort of hoping after I'd made a vote, something more logical would crop up. Obviously I fail at Nikose's ways of thinking.

I'll keep my vote where it is.

[P-Sleazy]

And is it me, or is Demonlink listed twice in the original post?

No, its not just you. I see him on there twice aswell. Wouldn't surprise me if he was on there three times.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Normally, I would just go back to voting to whoever I was voting before, but since that was Fenris...

Vote: Grth

Someone has to die.


Oh yeah that's great logic, "Oh hey we totally have to kill someone, it's not like we have a chance of hitting somebody the town really wouldn't want to lose in the early point of the game, and it's certainly not like we can Unvote:Mrs.Herpes
Vote: No Lynch."

[POS Industries]

Ugh. You know, I was going to stay out of this one simply because no one had caught my eye as being especially suspicious as of yet, but the "no lynch" thing is usually considered one of the worst things to do in a game where we are all plainly aware that there is scum. Yes, it worked in KP's last game, but that was a KP game and we've already found two mafiates as it is.

So, sorry, but the usual rule of thumb is that people pushing for no lynch are probably up to something. I'm sure you understand.

UNVOTE: Mrs. Herpes
VOTE: grthwllms

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Ugh. You know, I was going to stay out of this one simply because no one had caught my eye as being especially suspicious as of yet, but the "no lynch" thing is usually considered one of the worst things to do in a game where we are all plainly aware that there is scum. Yes, it worked in KP's last game, but that was a KP game and we've already found two mafiates as it is.

So, sorry, but the usual rule of thumb is that people pushing for no lynch are probably up to something. I'm sure you understand.

UNVOTE: Mrs. Herpes
VOTE: grthwllms


I AM UP TO NOT WANTING TO DIE

[Truce]

We could do that.

But it wouldn't be as fun.

[Fenris]

I AM UP TO NOT WANTING TO DIE

Wuss. Dying's fun!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

So, sorry, but the usual rule of thumb is that people pushing for no lynch are probably up to something. I'm sure you understand.

UNVOTE: Mrs. Herpes
VOTE: grthwllms

Before I get to what I'm about to say, I'd like to point out the hypocrisy, as voting for Mrs. Herpes is tantamount to voting for Cancer, which is a No Lynch vote if I've ever heard one.


NOW. I feel very uncomfortable at this point, my life is forfeit in many of the paths I can take from here, and I can only see myself living in a very select few of them.

My best choice, and the best choice for the town based around the information I have, is this.

I declare, with total seriousness and with the consequences of this action weighing heavily upon me, that...

B_Real_Shadows is a paranoid townie, his role forces him to vote for whomsoever votes for him.


I know this, because....Drumroll please....

Roleclaim: Investigator I choose a target each night, and am clued in to their roles the next day.

To be honest, I'm pretty dead if I cannot convince the town of this, Keep that in mind as I explain my logic.

I have two options to me, and both are essentially based on an assumption I have made as to how Nikose will handle the Mrs. Herpes votes, I'm of the opinion that he's going to ignore them without a moments hesitation. Which kinda sucks for me, doesn't it?

Option number one was or is; relentlessly argue that I do not in fact deserve to die, and keep my role a secret. Obviously I have and have not chosen this.
I chose this at first, but it seems to have failed miserably so far. So if I'm correct in my assumption that Nikose would ignore the Mrs.Herpes votes, this means the town will kill me, and I die.


Option number two; I roleclaim, reveal B_Reals role as it does not really scream out as a critical role to be targetted by the mafia, and then hope for the best.

The best being, of course, that B_Real will validate my claims, the town will believe us, and a Bodyguard will save me from the inevitable Mafia Backlash.


Ah well, regardless of what you all choose to believe or not believe, I still hate each and every one of you assholes voting for me.

[P-Sleazy]

Shuddup. Didn't I tell you we weren't friends? You're out to get me! Thats what it is. That's why you're outing me isn't it? God damn it Grth, I'm Paranoid! why would I go along with this? If you turn up Mafia, I go down with you!

[POS Industries]

Before I get to what I'm about to say, I'd like to point out the hypocrisy, as voting for Mrs. Herpes is tantamount to voting for Cancer, which is a No Lynch vote if I've ever heard one.
To be fair, the Herpes lynch didn't end the day so there's no real reason to believe that killing Mrs. Herpes and the rest of the Herpes family would have any different a result. Also, it was funny and many of us were bored. Especially me and Fenris.

Anyway, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Why not?

UNVOTE: grthwllms

[Captain Combustible]

Unvote:Grthwllms, if he's lying about his role it should become apparent soon enough.

[P-Sleazy]

God damnit! You're all believing him? You're all gonna vote for me soon aren't you? FINE! I've never trusted any of you anyways!

In the Mean Time, since I can't trust any of you...here's a vote count. Cause I don't trust any of you...

Grthwllms- people
B_Real
People who don't matter

Mrs. Herpes (definetly not me) 0
People who aren't out to get me

[Relm Zephyrous]

Vote: B_Real
:shifty:

[P-Sleazy]

WTF are you turning on me for? I didn't do anything! You're trying to get me aren't you? We'll see about that!

UNVOTE: grthwllms
VOTE: RELM

For voting for me when I didn't do anything to harm her.

[Relm Zephyrous]

Unvote: B_Real

Alrighty then.

[P-Sleazy]

It's a trap, isn't it? This is gonna work against me somehow isn't it? I know it is...who are you and what have you done to me?

[Truce]

Unvote: Grth
Vote: B_Real

The only way to trust Grth in the first place is to be sure that the role he claims that B_real is is actually the right one. And we can only do that by killing B_Real.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Just for shits and giggles, unvote: khael!
Vote: B_Real

[POS Industries]

Unvote: Grth
Vote: B_Real

The only way to trust Grth in the first place is to be sure that the role he claims that B_real is is actually the right one. And we can only do that by killing B_Real.
Of course, B_real's death is likely inevitable by GM fiat anyway, if the Fenris thing bears any precedent.

[Truce]

Possibly. Either way, it's in Grth's best interests to come back and post exactly what B_real's role is before he dies - otherwise, we have no idea what role he supposedly found out.

[POS Industries]

Agreed. Just thought it was worth mentioning, as we may be able to verify B_real's role without the lynch, which would still leave us the ability to potentially not waste a day killing what is pretty likely a known townie.

[Khael!]

Unvote: Grthwllms

Unless they're both mafia and working together to make this look legit.

Though if he's that desperate not to die and mafia, he's only postponed his death by one day (assuming B_Real gets lynched) and furthermore pegged B_Real as mafia as well. Effectively blowing the cover for two mafiats instead of one. Maybe I'm missing something but that doesn't make a lot of sense.

The way I see it he's spouting truth, attempting to get in one last investigation before he's inevitably killed; that way he at least has a small chance to still be helpful.

[P-Sleazy]

I knew y'all were out to get me.

UNVOTE: RELM
VOTE: ECURT

I will never call a truce with you! This is why we've never even been friends!

UNVOTE: ECURT
VOTE: Rhiya Ravenwing

And you're turning on me too...if only you knew what they have in store for us? Do think I wear this burgerking mask* for no reason? I wear it to hide my thoughts from them. Why are you letting them read my mind?

*More effective than tin foil

[Demonlink2]

I USE MY DAY POWER AND RAPE B_REAL.

IN THE ASS.

ENJOY YOUR HERPES

[Zilla]

Unvote: grthwillms
Vote: Rhiya

I haven't liked her vote hopping, it's very bandwagonish, and she's been doing it relentlessly. Either a jumpy townie, blatant scum, or completely unreadable, but any of the above is better than lynching potentially helpful town.

[Truce]

Unvote: Grthwllms

Unless they're both mafia and working together to make this look legit.

Though if he's that desperate not to die and mafia, he's only postponed his death by one day (assuming B_Real gets lynched) and furthermore pegged B_Real as mafia as well. Effectively blowing the cover for two mafiats instead of one. Maybe I'm missing something but that doesn't make a lot of sense.

The way I see it he's spouting truth, attempting to get in one last investigation before he's inevitably killed; that way he at least has a small chance to still be helpful.

The great thing about Grthwllms last post is that he really didn't give any proof at all that he's the investigator. He just said that he knew B_real's role and that he could reveal it (but didn't), and that we should take B_real's word that Grthwllms is a totally cool guy.

He could've even taken a wild guess - like B_real's a totally paranoid motherfucker that points the finger at anybody who suspects/votes for him - and hope that it's right and people will believe him.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'll let B_real get away with the HoS and PoS shit this time, since I'm pretending he didn't know Fenris deleted his post. >.>

...wait how am I banned.

Fuck you Fenris. <3

[Zilla]

Actually, now that I think about it,
unvote: Rhiya
Vote: Truce

We know you're not town-aligned, and that's good enough for me. I don't buy your "Kill the whore and win" condition fully, and while it's a reasonable side-effort, you're seeming rather anti-town with not just the last post, but overall.

[Khael!]

B_Real_Shadows is a paranoid townie, his role forces him to vote for whomsoever votes for him.

He just said that he knew B_real's role and that he could reveal it (but didn't),

So, uhh, does that not count or something? Honestly, does it?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

WOOH! I'M UNREADABLE!

I'm with ya, Zilla. Maybe I should change my behaviour, but if that's the case, wouldn't it make me more suspicious?

Also, the lastest revote was just to screw around with B_Real's paranoia. Really, I'm still suspicious of Khael, but right now, Truce is really getting on my nerves. The way he handled that 'reasoning' about wanting to vote B_Real off.

On a more serious tone:
For what I can see, if Grth is telling the truth, then we don't need to bother voting about B_Real at all, because he's got a relatively confirmed role (read: bigger target for night roles to worry about), and in these cases, a 'confirmed' role is more of a threat to mafiates and other killers than unconfirmed roles (Like me!).

If both of them are telling the truth, at night one of them will most likely be targetted and/or killed.

Basically, to put it a bit more logically, we can put them up as the targets for the night roles and try lynch somebody more suspicious. It not only frees up some of the other possibly beneficial roles while B_Real and Grth are being attacked, but also gives us an extra day to hit the mafiates that are still out there.

There, I've said all I really needed to have said, so with that, I'm going to Unvote: B_Real and point my accusatory Vote: Truce

Not only are you voting for somebody that's clearly going to be probably killed off at night, but you're giving an advantage for all anti-townie night-killing roles to focus on Grth by lynching somebody he's 'investigated' the previous night.

At least leave a day before starting on them if they've survived the night. We can point the accusatory fingers towards them the next day.

[Khael!]

Oh, and doublepost for safety. After what Zilla says, plus your last post, it certainly casts you in a funny light.

Come to think of it your post didn't even counter any of the points I made in that quote. Why's that?

Vote: Truce.

[Truce]

Because, for some reason, I didn't read Grth's post completely. Man, that definitely makes me look more of an ass.

As I said before, though, someone has to die.

Unvote: Grth
Vote: Truce

This does serve a purpose in its own way. If I turn up as Town then remember - Demonlink is town as well.

[Victus]

Sorry for the absence, we just got internet back here. I've read over all this shit, and I'll

Vote: Truce

For reasons stated by Khael.

--Edits below--
Buy my beer whores =>O

[Ugainius]

Uvo-Unvote

Now the way I see it is that whats her name is quite suspicious. So I'll vote

Vote: Truce

Suspicious is she Suspicious. *hic*

[Stress Ball]

One more for the bandwagon!

Vote: Truce

[Zilla]

Stress Ball, why are you voting for Truce? Just because it's the latest bandwagon?

[POS Industries]

Hey Zilla, how goes the accusing everyone who makes a post of acting suspicious and hoping something sticks?

[Victus]

Apparently very well. She could use some of this lovely brandy I just got in *Holds a glass of it to her*

[Zilla]

Hey Zilla, how goes the accusing everyone who makes a post of acting suspicious and hoping something sticks?

Are you saying this is scummy, or are you afraid that I might turn my attention to you?

Honestly, you've piqued my interest a few times yourself, something I will go into detail about on request.

[Nikose Tyris]

Vote count and less hostility, c'mon it's just a gam-

wait. wait. Mafia Game.

MORE HOSTILITY! SWEAR AT STRANGERS. KICK BABIES.

[Fenris]

Are you saying this is scummy, or are you afraid that I might turn my attention to you?

Honestly, you've piqued my interest a few times yourself, something I will go into detail about on request.

I'll be honest it's a valid accusation he's levying at you. *still dead!*

[Zilla]

I'll be honest it's a valid accusation he's levying at you. *still dead!*

The last time I saw something like this, the person wasn't actually dead (Ape Boy in Video Game Mafia).

You will need to explain how active scumhunting is scummy before this accusation is valid. I asked a probing question, I did not levy allegations, I did not say anything about whether I think Stress Ball is scum, all I did was ask his reason for voting, and if it was just because it was a bandwagon.

[Zilla]

Edit by way of post: I mean the HoRP Video Game Mafia, not the one that was here.

[Fenris]

The last time I saw something like this, the person wasn't actually dead (Ape Boy in Video Game Mafia).

You will need to explain how active scumhunting is scummy before this accusation is valid. I asked a probing question, I did not levy allegations, I did not say anything about whether I think Stress Ball is scum, all I did was ask his reason for voting, and if it was just because it was a bandwagon.

He didn't call you scummy.

Saying he called you scummy, however, is scummy.

I'm sorry for intervening but I won't stand for having words put in my mouth.

EDIT:

http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/33677/WilliamShatner_STICCON_2005-05-22.jpg

Zilla... my dear... please... stop the.... double.... posting?