Who knew again?

[The Wandering God]

Jafar from Aladdin

EDIT: Change my answer to...

Archibald Cunningham from Rob Roy

[Mr.Bookworm]

Hannibal Lecter?

[krogothwolf]

Norman Bates

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Tyler Durden.

[Fifthfiend]

DOOM demands that he is the greatest!

[Archbio]

Norman Polans- whoops!
Blade from the Bla- whoops!

Vizzini from The Princess Bride.

[Rejected Again]

All the good ones are taken....Jerks.

Papa Joe (Boondock Saints)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

All the good ones are taken....Jerks.


Not at all. Nobodies even close to a winner...

[Mesden]

Uwe Boll.

[Fifthfiend]

Not at all. Nobodies even close to a winner...

Remember guys, Barrelpants.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah, guys aren't answering the worst villain they can think of! Ridiculous!

[Fifthfiend]

I change my answer to that guy in Before Night Falls who you know he's evil because he has sex with women.

And later, he steals a balloon!

[Archbio]

Remember guys, Barrelpants.

I wouldn't say that's helpful exactly.

I mean, my pick for "saddest movie" was deemed "too sad." There's a limit to the levels of contrarian thinking I can compensate for while choosing a pick.

Yeah, guys aren't answering the worst villain they can think of!

Hey, hey! You said favourite villain, not worst villain!

If that's the case I'm changing my pick to John Doe from Se7en.

[Fifthfiend]

I wouldn't say that's helpful

I repeat: Barrelpants

[Mr.Bookworm]

I repeat: Barrelpants

The problem is that SMB doesn't operate on 180º logic. You can't just say "Fuck those bad tomatoes". To reach his logic, you start at "regular", "sane" beliefs, spin twenty times while drunk off your tits, throw up, slip in a pool of vomit, break a leg, crawl with a broken leg, fall down an open man-hole cover, get eaten by the bastard children of crocodile-men and sanitation workers, get reincarnated as a sandbox tree, and spend your years as a tree composing Ayn Rand-Friedrich Nietzsche slashfics.

[Overcast]

Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[Rejected Again]

Actually lets go with Oggie Boogie Nightmare Before Xmas

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Ayn Rand-Friedrich Nietzsche slashfics.

If writes a film script of this with Wittgenstein as the main villain and films it, it will be an instant winner.

[Si Civa]

I jump on the bandwagon change my answer to Adenoid Hynkel from Chaplin's The Great Dictator.
But you know, my chances to win didn't grow at all. Oh well.

[krogothwolf]

Ned Flanders! he tries to steal barts love from homer! EVIL

[Overcast]

Actually I change it to Lee Woo-jin from Oldboy.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'll finish it in the morning, was going to do it now but I'm tired as a mofo.

[Fifthfiend]

Callin' it up for grabs at mmmmmmm, five hours and change from now (so 10PM PST, whatever that translates to in your own timezones)

[Fifthfiend]

And, time!

New topic: Physical sensations that just shouldn't exist

Responses will be judged on unpleasantness, unnecessariness, and stupidnessity.

[Nikose Tyris]

The twisted pleasure you receive from having such a massive bowel movement you can't stand up for a few moments afterward.

[Fifthfiend]

It wouldn't be so bad if that were just gross instead of gross and a terrible answer.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah sorry dudes, been ill and a bit out of it. Mesden would have won.

My quess: Totally can't think of anything really so going with pins and needles which I swear has nothing to do with blood flow- because it only affects certain parts of the body despite the others being later along the blood line- and everything to do with your body wanting to make you walk funny.

[Viridis]

Laying in bed and having a intense momentary feeling of falling for no reason.

[Archbio]

Sleep paralysis.

[Rejected Again]

Migraines

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The sensation of extreme terrifying pain you get when you have a slipped disk at the base of your spine causing feelings akin to being electrified up your entire nervous system every time you try to sit down, go up or down stairs, bend or twist you body even the slightest bit or move at all making you feel as if your whole body is going to snap in two every time you do.

Trust me, there is nothing more horrible than that.

[Krylo]

Everything having to do with the hymen.

It provides no evolutionary advantage (and, indeed, could be seen as disadvantageous) and could not be the work of a loving god.

[Mr.Bookworm]

That horrible feeling you get when you slam your funnybone into something.

[krogothwolf]

When sitting on a cramp bus squeeced between 2 very large individuals. Not only are they squishy your upper body in ways that feels extremely uncomfortably and you're testicles are also getting squished between your thighs which causes pain and then add in having to go to the bathroom just as you get on the bus yet your stop is an hour away. Add in some lady who has pretty much poured an entire bottle of perfume on herself standing right beside you as well. You're practically squirming in pain and agony from the sensations assaulting your body and senses.

[Moogle0119]

Feeling a case of diarrhea come on and you're stuck sitting on a long air-flight and you're sitting in the middle seat.

[Masked Jedi]

The same falling feeling when you're in bed that was mentioned earlier, but specifically when it happens when you're sitting in class and falling asleep.

[The Wandering God]

The nausea/bile that rises in you whenever you see this... thing.http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/carlson-tucker.jpg

[greed]

Feeling a case of diarrhea coming when you're already hovering over a toilet bowl vomiting and having to spin yourself around while still puking so you don't shit on the floor.

Actually new related guess, the sensation of vomiting and shitting at the same time. Man food poisoning can suck.

[Fifthfiend]

The twisted pleasure you receive from having such a massive bowel movement you can't stand up for a few moments afterward.

As noted 1. gross and 2. misses the whole point of the question.

Everything having to do with the hymen.

It provides no evolutionary advantage (and, indeed, could be seen as disadvantageous) and could not be the work of a loving god.

More of an argument against the hymen itself than any particular sensation associated with it.

The nausea/bile that rises in you whenever you see this... thing.http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/carlson-tucker.jpg

I submit that when looking at Fucker bile and nausea are exactly what you should feel.

The sensation of extreme terrifying pain you get when you have a slipped disk at the base of your spine causing feelings akin to being electrified up your entire nervous system every time you try to sit down, go up or down stairs, bend or twist you body even the slightest bit or move at all making you feel as if your whole body is going to snap in two every time you do.

Trust me, there is nothing more horrible than that.

Like this sounds painful I'm just saying it's painful because a piece of your spine is out of alignment, if there's any excuse for an experience to be painful I would say that would be it.

When sitting on a cramp bus squeeced between 2 very large individuals. Not only are they squishy your upper body in ways that feels extremely uncomfortably and you're testicles are also getting squished between your thighs which causes pain and then add in having to go to the bathroom just as you get on the bus yet your stop is an hour away. Add in some lady who has pretty much poured an entire bottle of perfume on herself standing right beside you as well. You're practically squirming in pain and agony from the sensations assaulting your body and senses.

Similarly I can't really complain with being squeezed between two fat people being uncomfortable. You're squeezed between two fat strangers, it would be Nikose weird if that weren't unpleasant.



Laying in bed and having a intense momentary feeling of falling for no reason.

This one is fucking dumb as hell and it always happens like right when you are almost asleep, you are just laying there comfortable as hell in bed and your body suddenly just goes all OMG PANIC and you're like WTF and just, well, it's fucking dumb.

The same falling feeling when you're in bed that was mentioned earlier, but specifically when it happens when you're sitting in class and falling asleep.

This one actually is way less bad and actually belongs higher up on the list I'm just putting it here because it directly follows from Viridispool's answer. But yeah the problem with this one is that you ain't supposed to be sleeping in your goddamn classes, so being jerked awake all of a sudden by this ain't actually that bad of a thing.

Totally can't think of anything really so going with pins and needles which I swear has nothing to do with blood flow- because it only affects certain parts of the body despite the others being later along the blood line- and everything to do with your body wanting to make you walk funny.

Pins and needles are goddamn dumb as hell. There is no good reason why just sitting there minding my business should make my arm go totally numb, it's just stupid.

That horrible feeling you get when you slam your funnybone into something.

This is like pins and needles times ten million, you are just walking along going about your day and sort of lightly bump your elbow on a random desk or door or whatever somewhere and SYMPHONY OF PAIN, there's just no good fucking reason why that ought to happen.

Feeling a case of diarrhea come on and you're stuck sitting on a long air-flight and you're sitting in the middle seat.

This ranks better than Krogoth's answer and the reason for that is that you just sat down and got all comfortable and probably unpacked your book and your extra bottle of water and got snuggled up in your blanket and right then for probably no sane reason at all your body decides to go all GOTTA TAKE A SHIT RIGHT NOW GO GO GO. Things like this are like the number one sign that bodies hate the people who own them.

Sleep paralysis.

This is sort of like Viridis' answer but infinity times worse, I've never had this but the idea of lying there minding your business and then being randomly frozen into a hellish waking coma for no good goddamn reason at all is as terrible of a thing as I can imagine.

Migraines

I've never had migraines but everything I've heard about them indicates that they are the stupidest and most painful experience a person can have, like your brain just totally at random decides to throw you into a hellscape of all-consuming pain basically for no reason that medical science can even guess at and afaik doesn't even especially care to try, and then when you try to tell people about it they're like "so it's like a headache or whatever" and you're like "AAAAARGH".

[A Zarkin' Frood]

A paper cut that leaves a scar in your hand.
No, I'm not going to bring genitals into this.

Office work is dangerous.

EDIT: What the fuck, is it over now?
I shouldn't have left to take a wiss and my sleeping pills.

[Rejected Again]

Most bad ass way to die.

[42PETUNIAS]

http://henryjenkins.org/mccain-strangelove.jpg

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Last time I posted a maddox link I won.
But this is about the most badass way to die, not just the most manly way to kill yourself.

But yeah, get this...
You're the last hope, so have Piano music with rap vocals kick in, kiss the girl, jump into your mecha and fly into the area that will kill you by being in it in order to destroy its core or something. So, on your way there your mecha gets destroyed by the deadly area and everyone thinks you're dead, but then you emerge in another smaller mecha (which was in the big one the whole time, of course) from the explosion and fly right towards the evil core of evilness and you whip out your special attack destroying the core with a massive explosion. And your last moments will be you, laughing about how hardcore that just was.

[greed]

Damnnit 42 beat me to Dr Strangleove, so I will go with in the immortal words of an amazon from Futurama, "Death by snu-snu". It's endorsed by Genghis Khan.

Missed Me

Just out of curiosity, where would I have gotten, with vomitting and diarrhea at the same time?


Last time I posted a maddox link I won.
But this is about the most badass way to die, not just the most manly way to kill yourself.

But yeah, get this...
You're the last hope, so have Piano music with rap vocals kick in, kiss the girl, jump into your mecha and fly into the area that will kill you by being in it in order to destroy its core or something. So, on your way there your mecha gets destroyed by the deadly area and everyone thinks you're dead, but then you emerge in another smaller mecha (which was in the big one the whole time, of course) from the explosion and fly right towards the evil core of evilness and you whip out your special attack destroying the core with a massive explosion. And your last moments will be you, laughing about how hardcore that just was.

Heh I was just happening to be listening to Libera Me From Hell as I read this...

[krogothwolf]

Alex Murphy's death in RoboCop!

[Mr.Bookworm]

Being the first person to ever survive reorbital entry in nothing but a space-suit. You forgot the parachute, though, so after a brisk fall of a few dozen miles...

[Fifthfiend]

Just out of curiosity, where would I have gotten, with vomitting and diarrhea at the same time?

Somewhere in the slipped disk / sandwiched between fat people range of things that are unarguably unpleasant but it doesn't seem especially stupid that those things should be unpleasant.

In addition to migraines / sleep paralysis another good answer would have been allergic reactions, cause those are pretty stupid and random by definition.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The death of prime in the original 1985 movie-
Hoshit, I've got the touch (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcHOM_465Vw&feature=fvst)
Link didn't start as early as I wanted but background: Autobots getting the shit kicked out of them, optimus flies in- singlehandedly fucks everyone, leaves all the other reinforcements on that spaceship behind.

[Moogle0119]

From Shadow of the Colossus, everything from the first colossus to the last and including the ending. Killing beings hundreds of times larger than you to awaken your love, only to have your body corrupted by the evil gods and used for their will. Oh, and your horse died too but you got your revenge.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Having a sword fight with the source of all Evil at the end of the universe while all of reality begins to explode around you. Also some really awesome music is playing throughout. And you have superpowers. And a giant mech.

[The Wandering God]

At the end of Independence Day (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/) when the pilot flies into the energy beam.

[Archbio]

The unnamed character in Deadwood who goes up on the small stage built for an election while drunk in the middle of the night, makes a mock speech/rant, passes out and tips forward and falls head first from the unimpressive height.

[Rejected Again]

Greed-Missed me
Funny death, not really bad ass.
Krogo-Robocop death
Not bad, seen better
Moogle-SotC
Excellent game, bad ass death.
Bookie-Orbital reentry
"Holy fuck, I lived.....Shit.... At least it will make the news" *Splat*
Hawk- Super powered Sword fight with mech
Now that's bad ass.
42-Riding a bomb!
HELL YES!

[42PETUNIAS]

Best slap.

Video, picture, text, do what you like.

[Fifthfiend]

Forewarning:

I am reserving the right to cancel this question if it gets awful.

[Token]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjRCUhds0hU

Not technically a slap, but he offhand-backhands the goddamn Batman.

[Rejected Again]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/35%20A%20Batman%20Bitch%20Slap.jpg
The Bitch Slap!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

MC fucking Hawking, motherfucker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiygghmKnAc)!

Doomsday, bring the funk
Oh yeah
Yo
Ah
Check this shit out

I roll straight pimping to the room of my lecture
Prepared to enrapture students with a mixture
Of hard-ass science and smooth-ass rhyme
So fat you can't fit in my class sometimes
I'm early, popping wheelies in the hall
Showing off the hydraulics to the hotties enthralled
With the Hawk, and yo who can blame them
I only got one thing larger than my brainstem
One asks, How big are your rims?
The answer's in my lap, the girl hopped in
I cruise down to my appointed destination
Dropped the hottie in the front row, said be patient
Now I'm rolling the chair with the bass turned up
See my bitch T.A. got my latte in a cup
I'm like fuck, I said mocha only
I'll smack you so hard your ghost will be lonely

He says
No offense Doctor H but your keyboard challenges your dexterity
And I think more challenging still would be your rising to the occasion
Readying the back of your hand bent in swift administration

Now I'm consumed with rage
I say, I oughta bitchslap every last T.A.

He says
Yeah you should
Wish you could
But the arms you got don't extend that good

I just smile as if all is forgiven
But the glint in my eye betrays he is living
On time that's borrowed that I'll soon collect
When I teach a hard lesson in cause and effect
Bitch thinks he's funny showing off for his peers
He's a newbie T.A. who does not know the fear
And respect that is due to the Hawk and his crew
But he'll learn that and more by the time I'm through

(Chorus)
He'll get a bitch slap
Oh snap
Punk motherfucker ain't worth a cap
And his ass flat
Proved that
No need for the gat or the baseball bat
Just a bitch slap
Oh snap
Punk motherfucker ain't worth a cap
And his ass flat
Proved that
How'd I ever get a bitch T.A. like that?
Bitch slap

Stayed up late that night yo very busy
Got shizzy to dizzy-dazzle in the laboratizzy
Servos, motors, chains and gears
Mechanisms the purpose of which is unclear
Got all I need - my brain and a screwdriver
The Hawk rocks inventing, fuck MacGyver
I got in mind a practical design
For a device to help keep T.A.s in line

Next day all is ready the punk is oblivious
No concept of how doomed he already is
Cup in hand again the wrong flavor
I pause as he smirks, so as I can savor
The moment then I say, bitch I said mocha
Now you get a slapping

T.A. said
No sir
I don't believe that I'll receive one of those from you
But if you posit otherwise let's see what you can do

I was cool, made sure he understood
Then hit the button labeled 'extend that good'
With a whiz and a whir, unfolding from the chair
Came the robot arm shooting up into the air
Wound back with a click then aimed at the bitch
Steel palm chrome knuckle on the back side switch
It connected with the T.A.s head velocity high yo
Kinetic transferred to his pie hole
His head snapped back
His neck went crack
He stood for a moment then his legs went slack
My other T.A.s who'd been grinning when he spoke
Got a serious expression on their faces so
I just rolled real slow on up to the lectern
The lesson today, the Hawk can wreck your
Whole shit so don't test
Or I'll put you on the list to get bitch slapped next

(Chorus)

Bitch slap
Ah yo
MC Hawking kicking it with MC Frontalot
Let this be a lesson to all you punk bitches out there
The Hawk can wreck your -- shit, so don't test
Aight we be --
Peace

[krogothwolf]

the pimp slap

[Ape Boy]

Antonio Inoki's FIGHTING SPIRIT SLAP OF RESPECT!!!

Example 1 on "Mach" Sakurai (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnIVIvDRJZc)

Example 2 on Lyoto Machida (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZgkjGBeYc)

Example 3 on his assistant (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/ApeBoy/inokislap.jpg)

...The third may have been for cold coffee, though.

[Si Civa]

Slap bass. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Ea_FTBtew&feature=fvst)

...What do you mean by getting it wrong?

[The Wandering God]

The Slap Chop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)

[Archbio]

La Gifle. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071550/)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The fish slapping dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o&feature=PlayList&p=9E608F89A378A99A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=55)
particularly the slap at the end

[42PETUNIAS]

The Wandering God
Archbio - Never seen it
Si Civa - Rock!
Krogothwolf - Really? You couldn't find a good example of a pimp slap?
Insane Genius - Only implied slaps, but still pretty great
Token - Pretty awesome
BHS - Whats more comical than slapping someone with a fish?
Rejected - Hah
Ape Boy - Wins for actually showing some solid slaps

Really expected to get some better results, my thirst to witness good slaps has not been quenched. Take it away, Ape Boy.

[Ape Boy]

Hmmm, let's see if continuing 42's theme will catch on!

Most painful thing. Ever.

Pics and video always help.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I direct you to my previous post on slipped disk electroshock FUCK! pain (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=976598&postcount=2531).

[Moogle0119]

Backflip off a vending machine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9pGIwErUmE) The snoring from the guy at the end is most likely due to an obstructed airway.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Being digested by a Sarlacc (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sarlacc) Cause it going to go on and on and on and on. In the movies it was all like "Being digested over a 1000 years" and you're like Nah he'll die pretty quick into it. But the Sarlacc prevents you from dying. With crazy sarlacc magic!

[The Wandering God]

When someone you really love dies.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Being Warbot.
It's so painful, he doesn't even get any updates.

[Fenris]

Listening to the Jonas Brothers wearing headphones, while reading Twilight, with Hannah Montana on the TV in the other room.

[Rejected Again]

Being in DnD where the Cleric wont fucking notice that your under the control of a spell no matter how many hints get dropped. SCREW YOU OCTOBERRAVEN!

[krogothwolf]

Being Kenny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-mDhHF43d0&feature=related)

[Archbio]

Cluster headache (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache), it would seem. See the helpful illustration.

[Fifthfiend]

The manhood initiation rites of the Satere-Mawe people of the Brazilian Amazon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera).

EDIT: Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ6rFKhyn0)!

[The Wandering God]

The manhood initiation rites of the Satere-Mawe people of the Brazilian Amazon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera).

EDIT: Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ6rFKhyn0)!
Thanks for the nightmare fuel!

[Fifthfiend]

If I was one of the Satere-Mawa people of the Brazilian Amazon I would be like "Nah y'alls it's cool, I'll be a kid or a girl or whatever it is I don't gotta jam my hands into a sackful of murderbugs to be."

[Mr.Bookworm]

A long razor cut thoroughly soaked in lemon juice.

Certainly the worst pain I've ever experienced.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Being Phineas Gage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage), both physically and emotionally.

[Token]

Cluster headache (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache), it would seem. See the helpful illustration.

Shit dude, I actually get those. They used to be bad enough and frequent enough to make me consider suicide. I mean damn, I don't think anything can contest those S.O.B.'s.

I'll go with the feeling you get when you start talking about the Hitchhiker's Series with a lifelong friend and they reply: "Oh, did you read the new one? He's really gotten better."

[Ape Boy]

Here are your non-winners, in no particular order!

Insane Genius - Being Warbot
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh, that's a burn. Smolder on that a little, Clevinger!

Fenris - Listening to the Jonas Brothers wearing headphones, while reading Twilight, with Hannah Montana on the TV in the other room
I'd imagine being a girl or pecker puffer in junior high right now would be incredibly painful.

R|A - OctoberRaven
Yeah, that dude is dense sometimes.

Krogo - Being Kenny
Eh, he's had like three separate trips through Heaven AND Hell, plus he never stays dead

Archbio - Cluster Headaches
Damn, dude. That picture is full of win, too.

Bard - Phineas Gage
Hearing "HEY! Phinny! What's on your mind??" twenty-times a day would hurt.

Token - Hitchhiker's Series
Meh. Couldn't really be buggered.


...And your winner is...

Fifth - Satere-Mawe Rite of Passage
I initially wasn't going to pick this one, but then I spotted this line in the description:

"To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years"

Twenty. TWENTY FUCKING TIMES. You're going to stick my hands in giant stink-leaf gloves filled with bite crazy demon ants instead of sending me to school? Kiss my ass, you daft fucking Brazilians, go back to making tasty nuts and smoking hot women!

Archbio for second.

Take it away, Fifth!

[Mr.Bookworm]

What did mine rank?

[Ape Boy]

Oh yeah, missed yours. Sorry.

Not the winner is where it would rank.

Don't know how in the Hell you came across a lemon soaked razor.

[Moogle0119]

How about mine?

[Ape Boy]

Shite, there were four other ones I missed right under where I posted the question.

Let's say Slipped Disc>Loved One>Vending Machine>Sarlaac.

I just laughed at the vending machine one, pretty much.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Oh yeah, missed yours. Sorry.

Not the winner is where it would rank.

Don't know how in the Hell you came across a lemon soaked razor.

Nah. I cut myself by accident, on the arm, and on my way to grab a band-aid, my dad spilled some lemon juice on it.

Hurt pretty damn bad.

Also, am I the only one who's noticed that the things you think would really, really hurt don't, at least not initially? I've shoved my arm through a plate of glass before, and I started wandering around looking for my dad (I was outside) before a neighbor pointed out the large amounts of blood on my arm.

[Fifthfiend]

Oh sweet I won.

New question coming soon-ish!

Twenty. TWENTY FUCKING TIMES.

This is seriously the part that makes me go WTF.

Like you gotta figure there's a guy who's done this to himself NINETEEN TIMES and this still isn't good enough. The other dudes are all like "Psht, way to only subject to yourself to excruciating pain once less than the required TWENTY times. Ya big sissy."

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Do they have a big scorecard somewhere to keep track?
Cause I can see someone going "Nah I've totally been counting, you've only done it nineteen times" every single time.

[42PETUNIAS]

Somehow I don't think it's possible to lose track of something like this. Each time would be permanently seared into your memory.

[Fifthfiend]

I dunno I think they would pretty much blur together after the second or third one.

Shit I'm pretty sure PTSD would kick in and your brain would actively fight itself over whether to relive it every three seconds or erase that it ever happened.

Do they have a big scorecard somewhere to keep track?
Cause I can see someone going "Nah I've totally been counting, you've only done it nineteen times" every single time.

This is the guy who becomes chief of the tribe.

ALSO he never actually does it himself he just goes like "Yeah no I totally did it. It was earlier when you guys weren't around. Are you accusing me of something?! You fuckers had better think twice before you call a man who just had his arms stung by bullet-ants twenty times a goddamn liar!!"

[Mr.Bookworm]

Also, wouldn't your arms go dead? It seems like it would stop hurting after the first minute of excruciating pain.

[Fifthfiend]

Okay okay QUESTION:

Raddest toy.

Links appreciated, especially if it was made after like 1996. Or actually before cause I can't remember for shit either.

PS Videogames don't count! (with a few exceptions that someone may or may not come up with)

[krogothwolf]

The Ghostbuster Proton Pack!

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/04/votd-1980s-ghostbusters-proton-pack-toy-commercial/

[42PETUNIAS]

http://www.removethelabels.com/images/christmas2008/wm12212008_christmasNerfVulcan.jpg

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The Pipi-Max (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwCvLMGdeLA)
Ohhh, why couldn't I find the video with the english lyrics...

[Funka Genocide]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KsUzQGEM2u8/RkeFTjWseaI/AAAAAAAAAHg/h9pqPQiWDqI/s400/barbie-

[Mr.Bookworm]

The Nerf Maverick.

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/408001558931/inlineimg/Y/nerf_maverick.jpg

It doesn't have the raw stopping power of the Nerf SAW up there, but it's easily concealable, allows you to basically live out every cowboy fantasy you ever had, but with foam darts, and is pretty fucking sweet in general.

http://www.jeremyclough.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/steam1.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

The Ghostbuster Proton Pack!

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/04/votd-1980s-ghostbusters-proton-pack-toy-commercial/

Ha ha holy shit I had all of that crap.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The yo-yo ball. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0jObZiqiI)

[The Wandering God]

http://swongled.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bioshock-lego1.jpg

[krogothwolf]

Ha ha holy shit I had all of that crap.

not only did me and my friend have all that crap, we also had ghostbuster outfits and fake goggles his dad made that actually looked almost like the movie ones.

[Rejected Again]

Ye Olde Super Soaker W/ this tiny modification. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFUtJhUb7Q&feature=related)

[Fifthfiend]

Funka - The Truth Is Out There Barbie (and Ken!): Honestly?

Insane Genius - Pipi Max: Honestly, honestly?

Bardthefifth - Yo Yo Ball: The commercials made this look SO RAD. Then I got one.

Not rad at all. :(

TWG - Lego: Basically requires the user to apply the radness. Can be badass, can be super-unbadass. All depends!

RA - super soaker filled with fire: Definitely rad but at this point straining the definition of "toy"

Krogothwolf - the Ghostbuster's Bustin' Gear superset: Look I don't know about you but I'll tell you what I like, and that's feelin' good. And when you want to feel good, you gotta go and do something that makes you feel good. And you know what makes you feel good? Bustin'. I mean that's just a fuckin' fact of science. And if you are gonna fuckin' bust, you are gonna need some serious-ass bustin' gear, and that is what krogothwolf has for us here today.

And that is alllllllllllllllllllll right.

Bookworm - Nerf Maverick:

Man this is just a rad fucking toy. Like this is the toy I spent probably my entire childhood wishing I had, instead of a bunch of toys that were basically all poor imitations of what this would eventually be. The first time I saw this in a store I bought two of them, not for any particular purpose, just to know that I owned them. It has a fucking barrel that swings open for reloading your eight goddamn darts worth of ammunition! That is just flat-out pretty much insurmountably rad.

However:

42 - Jesus fucking Christ the Nerf Vulcan is the raddest goddamn toy ever made. I never imagined having anything like this as a kid because it was just too fucking cool to even contemplate. I don't own one today because I'm not sure I could handle having that much awesomeness in my posession. If I ever met a kid who owned this thing I would probably beat him senseless out of sheer envy.

I mean look at it. It is a chain fed fucking Nerf gun. Any scale of radness that doesn't measure that as the pinnacle of rad as hell is a broken fucking scale.

[Rejected Again]

42 - Jesus fucking Christ the Nerf Vulcan is the raddest goddamn toy ever made. I never imagined having anything like this as a kid because it was just too fucking cool to even contemplate. I don't own one today because I'm not sure I could handle having that much awesomeness in my posession. If I ever met a kid who owned this thing I would probably beat him senseless out of sheer envy.

I mean look at it. It is a chain fed fucking Nerf gun. Any scale of radness that doesn't measure that as the pinnacle of rad as hell is a broken fucking scale.

I just bought one for my Bro's Bday. You can beat him if you like, he deserves it most of the time.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah I had some answers but didn't bother answering after that monostrosity that 42 posted.

[Funka Genocide]

yeah I pretty much just had to go with the gag post after that thing. There is no greater toy in all the world. The only thing that would top that thing for sheer childhood enjoyment would be a hustler magazine, and welll... that's not a toy.

[Fifthfiend]

Yeah I was kind of sad to see 42 break out the vulcan so early. I was hoping someone would post like the TMNT Technodrome and then like that one Crossfire game they used to do those totally X-TREEM commercials for and like a really rad-looking toy sword and maybe a Power Wheels car but as soon as that went up I figured basically everyone was gonna see it and go "WELP".

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah crossfire was going to be my guess but I couldn't remember the name of the bloody thing.

[Archbio]

I did think of picking the Technodrome.

[42PETUNIAS]

Let's go with... Best double entendre.

[krogothwolf]

"Having an old friend for dinner" from silence of the lambs

[The Wandering God]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

[Mr.Bookworm]

In-your-endo.

[Rejected Again]

Taco Bell 89 cent Black Taco

[Token]

I'd like to double her entendre!"

[greed]

Can we include a string of double entendres?
Cause then I'd like to include this
Hinjo: There's not anyone aboard yet, What's going on here?
Lien: This was Lord Shojo's personal pleasure yatch. I suppose it belongs to you now.
Lien: This is your junk.
Hinjo: But why aren't their any citizens aboard yet?
Lien: Your uncle was a very private person, sir. He forbade anyone from touching his junk.
Hinjo: Well that ends now. My uncle may have kept his junk for himself, but my junk will be for the people.
Hinjo: Are there still evacuvees waiting to board a ship?
Lien: Oh, yes sir. I imagine there'll no difficulties in finding peopling willing to get aboard your junk.
Lien: It should be able to hold many passengers.
Hinjo: I agree. My junk appears to be very long...
Roy: Wider than I would expect too.
Hinjo: Very well. Lien, you will hold my junk here until it is fully loaded.
Lien: That could take some time, Lord Hinjo...
Hinjo: I don't care how long it takes. I do not want my junk to launch prematurely.
Hinjo: Now, did you deliver that package for me?
Soldier: Yes, sir. I handled your package personally.
Hinjo: Outstanding.

[42PETUNIAS]

Rejected
Token - Not actually a double entendre
Bookie - Ditto, but thats a classic
The Wandering God - Somehow I never noticed that
Greed - Good stuff
Krogoth - Dark

[krogothwolf]

woohoo!

For a halloweenie type feel

Worst Halloween death ever, from any type of media, even real.

[The Wandering God]

What do you mean, "worst"?

[krogothwolf]

What do you mean, "worst"?

Not worst as in pathetic or "why the hell would they kill them that way, it makes no sense" but most painful, humility and degrading death.

[Mr.Bookworm]

For most degrading and humiliating, the woman who hung herself in her own front yard and swung there for a day before someone complained has to be pretty bad.

(Really, though, this is a bit too specific, in my opinion, especially since you can't Google it.

[Archbio]

Halloween III: Season of the Witch: whatever happened to that kid wearing a mask. That's the worst.

[krogothwolf]

For most degrading and humiliating, the woman who hung herself in her own front yard and swung there for a day before someone complained has to be pretty bad.

(Really, though, this is a bit too specific, in my opinion, especially since you can't Google it.

If the topic is to specific, put it halloween or horror film/comic/literature then

[The Wandering God]

Harry Houdini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini)

Died on Halloween because he got punched in the stomach while he wasn't ready.

I'm pretty sure that would be considered humiliating, painful, and degrading.

[Rejected Again]

Deliverance.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Alright, then, the chestbuster scene in Alien (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JehjqlzXwIQ).

I knew exactly what was coming and it still managed to shock me.

[krogothwolf]

RA: Delieverence: Well the Butt rape was humiliating for sure, the character still lived.
Archbio: You talking about the kid who got his head creepy crawlies? yeah thats pretty brutal.
TWG: Harry Houdini: Yeah that's pretty bad considering he was pretty humiliating for such a fit person and escape artist.
Mr.Bookworm: Chestbuster. Alright, not only do you get face humped. The thing then bursts out your chest. That is brutal way to go. You win!

[Mr.Bookworm]

Alright, then.

Most awesome/raddest/coolest Halloween costume.

[Kerensky287]

http://i33.tinypic.com/r886dx.jpg

[krogothwolf]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmLbnvfeI/AAAAAAAABWE/jBBhlFHkQXY/worst-halloween-costume-ever.jpg

Take this yoda dog!

[Rejected Again]

Here to ruin your thoughts on Sailor Moon is...

http://michaelandrews.net/b/cosplay_fat_man_in_dress%20(1).JPG

[Kerensky287]

This was not the standard I had intended to set.

[Archbio]

Archbio: You talking about the kid who got his head creepy crawlies? yeah thats pretty brutal.

I don't remember any other kids getting done in onscreen, and the millions of other kids implied to die at the end probably go the same way.

[Mr.Bookworm]

You all lose.

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp174/BrianInLA/the_more_you_know.jpg

[The Wandering God]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/LCLindley/100_1630.jpg

[Si Civa]

Horrible picture

I'm afraid of dreaming now. So very afraid.

Oh and also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueUOTImKp0k&feature=related) is my answer.

[krogothwolf]

Best part about that picture? its on the top of the page so everyone sees it when the page loads!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Illegal Alien (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60504.jpg)

Decided to break the trend and post something not entirely horrific.

[Rejected Again]

Guess I should post my real answer now
http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/gordon.jpg

[Mr.Bookworm]

Guess I should post my real answer now

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/trueneutral/Human%20Inbox/gordon-thumb.jpg

That is the most awesome goddamn costume of a motherfucking bandwith exceeded limit I have ever seen.

Fucking rad, yo.

[Rejected Again]

Fucking Photo Bucket sucks.

[Moogle0119]

Samus home-made costume

http://quantumcollectibles.com/blog/public_html/quantum/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/metroid01.jpg

[Ape Boy]

Wow, dude. That's fucking HOT.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2009/08/atomicrobot-186.jpg
Atomic Robo
I beleive that the eyes do light up

[Fenris]

It's been 2 days!

Stealing!

My favorite band of all time.

[42PETUNIAS]

Queen

[Viridis]

Don't know your tastes so
They Might Be Giants

[krogothwolf]

AC/DC

[The Wandering God]

Bob Dylan

[Mr.Bookworm]

John Coltrane.

[greed]

Damnit 42.

The Who

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Dammit 42.

Deep Purple

[Funka Genocide]

The Barenaked Ladies

[Fifthfiend]

Russel Garcia and his Four Trombone Band

[Rejected Again]

Damn You 42

Damn it Greed

Zeplin

[Krylo]

Gonna go with Vampire Weekend.

[Masked Jedi]

The Beatles!

[Archbio]

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

The Pixies.

[Funka Genocide]

can I change my vote to Fallout Boy?

[Masked Jedi]

Yes you can.

But do you really want to?

I mean, Fallout Boy

All joking aside, changing answers is perfectly acceptable and rather frequent.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Pink Floyd.
Though I reckon you'd also like Buena Vista Social Club, but Floyd is a solid guess.

[Fenris]

Not Bands:
John Coltrane- He's an artist, not a band.

Bands I don't listen to-
They Might Be Giants
AC/DC
Bob Dylan
The Who
Deep Purple
Russel Garcia and his Four Trombonew Band
Led Zeplin
The Pixies
Fallout Boy
Pink Floyd

Bands I actually do listen to-
Vampire Weekend - Krylo - I dig their stuff.
Queen - 42 - Definitely a good band.
The Beatles - Masked - Also definitely a good band.

BUT I'm actually really disappointed with these answers.

Nobody mentioned Boston OR the Count Basie Big Band.

It's up for grabs between Krylo, 42, and Masked.

[42PETUNIAS]

Best trope.

(Link the tvtropes page)

[greed]

Crowning Moment of Awesome (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome?from=Main.CrowningMomentOf Awesome)



Duh.

[Fifthfiend]

Anything they slough off onto the 'sugarwiki' is circlejerk bullshit by definition.

Xanatos Gambit (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit), now there's a man's trope.

[krogothwolf]

I take your Xanatos Gambit, and Raise it one Xanatos Speed Chess (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosSpeedChess)

[greed]

Anything they slough off onto the 'sugarwiki' is circlejerk bullshit by definition.

Xanatos Gambit (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit), now there's a man's trope.

Yeah it was a bit of a joke answer.

Serious one, when done just right, I Am Not Left Handed (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IAmNotLeftHanded) is pretty much the best trope.

Take that back. Oh Crap (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap) is better.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

But For Me It Was Tuesday (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButForMeItWasTuesday).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

It's Popular, now it sucks (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle6cd1cskka05i)

[Fifthfiend]

Along with the Sugarwiki and the Darthwiki they should have a TVTropesLecturesYouOnHowToHaveOpinionsWiki.

EDIT: The winning answer should be my unjustly rejected submission for "Shit Just Got Real".

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If the internet doesn't tell me how to think, what will? I ask you that, Fifth, I ask you that.

[greed]

Television, it's worked for over half a century.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I don't even own a television! What do you think of that Mr Contrary!

[The Wandering God]

Rule of Cool (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfCool)

I mean, that page has Discworld's Death playing a guitar. How does that not win?

[Archbio]

Enemy Mine. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnemyMine)

[Fifthfiend]

Rule of Cool (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfCool)

I mean, that page has Discworld's Death playing a guitar. How does that not win?

Damn.

...I'm not saying there aren't holes in that argument it's just that by definition none of them matter.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Crazy Awesome. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyAwesome)

Hilarious and efficient.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Yoink.

Worst candy ever.

[42PETUNIAS]

Pretty much most types of mexican candy.

CHILI DOES NOT BELONG IN CANDY

[Fifthfiend]

Those things in the Harry Potter books that have a one in three chance of tasting like dogshit or rotted corpses or whatever the hell.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/87337349_d6ff1b57b8.jpg
Wine-flavoured kit-kats. Only slightly better than green-tea flavoured kitkats which also exist.

[Si Civa]

Salty liquorice itself isn't that bad. And we all love chocolate.

But salty liquorice chocolate? Just no.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I munch on that stuff all the time. It's excellent.

[Funka Genocide]

http://www.mutineermagazine.com/img/blog/balut.jpg

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Is it okay to post a picture of a chocolate penis here?

[krogothwolf]

Those Candy Corn things, everyone gives them out during halloween and yet very little people actually eat them, horrid things!

[Funka Genocide]

Those Candy Corn things, everyone gives them out during halloween and yet very little people actually eat them, horrid things!

this sentence reads as though you have a problem with midgets.

[krogothwolf]

this sentence reads as though you have a problem with midgets.

I could only see that if it's the reader who actually has problem with midgets.

My other defense will be, I don't have any problem with Little People, some of my best friends are little people(Even though I actually don't know any little people)

But I stand by my hate for those Candy Corn things!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Chocolate covered Bacon. No joke.

[Rejected Again]

Chamoy of Fruit. (http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/chamoy/)

[Mr.Bookworm]

In no particular order:

Funka (Dead baby duck that is probably considered the height of cuisine in Canada): Not actually candy, unless that duckling was force-fed sugar and chocolate (wouldn't surprise me).

IG (Chocolate Penis): Still chocolate!

Bard (Chocolate-covered bacon) Sounds awesomely nasty. I'd try it, just so my life can be complete.

SMZP (Wine-flavored Kit-Kats): They're probably nasty as hell, but I love normal Kit-Kats, so I'll reserve judgment.

Fifth (HP Jellybeans): The good ones are good, the bad ones make you want to gouge out your taste buds.

#4 - Civa (Salty Liquorice Chocolate) - This stuff is pretty nasty.

#3 - Krogoth (Candy Corn/Midgets): I fucking hate (candy corn/midgets). (It's/they're) like (painted horrible-tasting sugar/stupid goddamn dwarves that need to stop being so short.)

#2 - 42 (Chili-candy): This stuff is pretty awful, yeah.

#1 - RA (Shit-amoy of Fuckthisstuff): Really, really, really goddamn awful. Had some, hated it instantly with the passion of a thousand suns.

[Funka Genocide]

you know I actually like chili candy, we used to eat the hell out of that shit when we were kids. (we being me and my entirely too large mexican-american family of cousins)

but that shit in the bag sounds worse than the Balut.

[Rejected Again]

Yeah that shit was the worst thing I had ever had in my life.

Best Halloween "Trick"

[42PETUNIAS]

The classic tp job.

[Funka Genocide]

tucking it for your transvestite costume, getting totally wasted and making out with some dude that thought you were just a girl that forgot your costume.

wait...

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Flaming rolled up newpaper containing dogshit left on the front doorstep.

Always a favourite.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Flaming effigies in their driveway. It takes a lot of work and you have to pick your target but if you mount the effigy on a wheeled gallows and carry around a bag of common facial features you can hit multiple houses on the street.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Killing the children and taking their candy.

That'll show the fuckers.

[krogothwolf]

Hiding in a bushy area along a pathway trick or treats go while armed with a paintball gun, as little tricker treaters walk by shoot at their feet with the paintball gun, the young ones will scream drop their candy and run. This gives you 2 things. You scared the shit or piss out of someone and got easy candy. It's Win-Win.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Or you break the legs of the little kiddies. They got fragile bones.

[Rejected Again]

tucking it for your transvestite costume, getting totally wasted and making out with some dude that thought you were just a girl that forgot your costume.

wait...
So, uh, I take it this has happened to you a few times? Anyway, not much of a trick until the morning after.

Flaming rolled up newpaper containing dogshit left on the front doorstep.

Always a favourite.
Only pulled this off once, it wasn't as great as I had hoped.

The classic tp job.

Got to love the classics.


Hiding in a bushy area along a pathway trick or treats go while armed with a paintball gun, as little tricker treaters walk by shoot at their feet with the paintball gun, the young ones will scream drop their candy and run. This gives you 2 things. You scared the shit or piss out of someone and got easy candy. It's Win-Win.

Paint-balls are fun, angry parents not so much.

Killing the children and taking their candy.

That'll show the fuckers.

Godamn kids never stay off my damn lawn. I need to grab my shovel....

Flaming effigies in their driveway. It takes a lot of work and you have to pick your target but if you mount the effigy on a wheeled gallows and carry around a bag of common facial features you can hit multiple houses on the street.

That. Is. Awesome.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

We have done it a few times because Halloween is directly before Guy Fawkes- where we burn effigies of Guy Fawkes who tried to blow up Parliament so we always have spare effigies and gallows lying around.
If you can power your gallows with fireworks it's doubly good.

New category: Best movie montage

[Krylo]

Team America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIi0vFyqWAc).

[The Wandering God]

Dawn of the Dead remake intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJEPkc4ztE&feature=related)

It's got Johnny Cash and the world being consumed by zombies. So it's also thematic for this time of year.

[Moogle0119]

Can't go wrong with Rocky IV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AemCeiuI_k&feature=related)

[krogothwolf]

Ghostbusters! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5124274832435486628&hl=undefined#)

For some reason I couldn't find just this one on Youtube so I gave up and used Google videos lol.

[Mr.Bookworm]

The Watchmen intro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2hNhM3dHB4)

[Masked Jedi]

Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QYJMnika0Y&feature=related)

[Rejected Again]

The scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they just get that big ass house and start cleaning. I can't find it on youtube due to Copyright. But you know the scene.

[GrandMasterPlanetEater]

The one in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - Mall Scene. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2a3nbTrO_c).

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Two instant winners, moogs hit one of them. The other would have been the "Over the Top" competition montage.

Bookie- Watchmen


Lamoids:
MJedi- Up- Got bored watching it, which is precise opposite purpose of a montage!
Decihex-Bill and Ted Mall Scene- Not enough time compression and at a total lull in that movie

Ok:
Rejected!- revenge of nerds, cleaning house
TWG-Dawn of Dead- Going thematic is an excellent way to win but Halloween is barely existant where I am. More thematic would have been something about burning traitors. And catholics. Especially catholic traitors.
Krogo- Ghostbusters- A poorly put together montage but everything Ghostbusters is awesome.

Excellent:
Bookie- Watchmen- Great song, interesting cinematography, lots of time compression (the backbone of any good montage), and does well to really throw your into the history of Watchmen. Takes itself too seriously though to truley by a montage great.

Krylo- Team America- Good meta reference but one movie topped it in super montagemeta.

Moogle- The instant winner- No movie embraces the ridiculous of the montage better than Rocky 4. The movie is 20% montage and all semblance of sense is thrown out, culminating in the training montage. It is cartoony, it is superhuman and it is everything the montage stands for.

Take it away Moogs

[Moogle0119]

How about most annoying sidequest/side-mission in a video game? Feel free to give a link or explanation as to why it is too.

[krogothwolf]

Final Fantasy X: Getting each character's ultimate weapons. This is a mere place holder as I be going to bed, will go into detail in the morning.

Alright so here is the list and the reason why.

Gettting the Weapons and Crests aren't overly difficult, just really time consuming and generally a lot of running around.

Titus Caladbolg Sigil quest: Chocobo racing! Get a time in the forth race against the other rider that is better then 0:0:0. It's insanely hard because you have to get balloons to reduce the time while avoiding the damn flying birds. Took me 3 hours to get this sigil of constantly racing till i got the time.

Yuna's Nirvana Sigil quest: This one is the easy one cause all you have to do is smack down your Aeons and preform a sending. Simple but you do need to get every Aeon to do this, including the 3 hidden ones.

Wakka's World Champion Sigil quest: Blitzball!!! You have to get Wakka's four overdrives and then hope to get this drop in your Blitzball league champion as a prize. It can be easy or hard, depending on your blitzball skill. It was a easy enough for me, my friend couldn't do it at all and I had to do it for him/

Lulu's Onion Knight Sigil Quest: dodge 200 lightning strikes in a row without getting hit. 200! You can't save or leave the screen you have dodge 200 times in a row without getting hit. I got up to almost 200 4 times and then got him when I blinked. I hated this one.

Kimahri's Spirit Lance Sigil Quest: Butterfly hunting! You have to touch the blue butterflies in one area before time runs out, touch a red butterfly and you fight a battle and lose precious time. I hated those red butterflies! You had to almost run a perfect route to get this,

Auron's Masamume Sigil Quest: Not to hard, just have to unlock ten different area creations or species bosses in the monster arena. Unlocking and Defeating the bosses isn't generally hard just extremely time consuming.

Rikku's God Hand Sigil Quest: Hide and Seak game with Cactuar. Again not a hard one just time consuming. Just have to find all the cactuar in the game.

Yeah some of them are a bitch and some of them are easy, but to get all 7 of em it took me about 15-20 hours of extra game play. Very Time Consuming and some of them are a total bitch to do.

[The Wandering God]

The ambulance missions in the GTA series.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Collect the one million fucking whatever they came up with to finally get a 100 % and maybe unlock an alternate costume with a shorter skirt, man.
From any game with such a quest.

[Moogle0119]

Sorry I guess I should have clarified it a bit better in my original post, go ahead and specify the game which you're talking about too. (In InsaneGenius's case, pick one you feel was the worst offender).

[Whomper]

Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald - getting a Milotic. This involves:
- Constantly fishing an obnoxious amount of water space looking for one of six particular tiles;
- Obtaining a Feebas;
- Obtaining the RIGHT Feebas (I.E. one that will accept the pokeblocks you want to feed it to give it enough beauty to evolve)
- Obtaining the right pokeblocks ('cause seriously, fuck pokeblocks);
- Praying to GOD you stuffed enough beauty into the Feebas, lest you should have to start all over.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Those goddamn RC missions in GTA: San Andreas.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Weeeelll...
Since Pokemon just got mentioned.
Not sure if this qualifies as a sidequest, but it's definitely optional.
Catching all 500 or how much they have now Pokemon.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

In GTA: San Andreas any side quest that involved the plane mechanics, most notably the flight school and those RC plane/helicopter missions.
The controls are ridiculously touchy in that I can fly actual proper planes and they are far easier to fly than their simulated counterparts. A slight touch on the direction too much and your plane goes plummeting away.
In the RC missions you have to hunt down enemies citywide in a plane that will hit the ground if you sneeze and blows up if you hit the ground too much, have to gun down enemies in cars which involves pointing your plane at their (moving) vehicle which is very difficult considering how hard it is to fly that thing let alone point it at a moving object, and you are on a bloody timer.
As for the pilot school missions- to get all gold it's not about flying perfectely. You can fly flawless lines without error and still fail due to the ridiculous time limits they set. To meet these timelimits you have to fly unintiutive lines that are counter to flight physics and can only be discovered by accident because you happened to fuck up one time and found it to be faster.
In other words, the controls are horrible and the margins of error tiny which is not a good combo.
Gah!

Hey look at me, I'm bookie, I don't write proper posts so I can ninja people when still writing.

Getting the Diskun trophy in Smash Melee. You have to complete the single player mode WITHOUT TAKING ANY DAMAGE. Now on a normal fighting game this wouldn't be so bad but Smash is so excessively random that no matter how good you are occasionaly the computer will get some ridiculous lucky break and you'll have to start again and the length of the single player mode means this will happen at some point.

[Funka Genocide]

Obtaining any of the best weapons in the game in Earthbound. Sword of Kings, Holy Frying Pan and that one baseball bat I can't remember. The drop rate is ridiculously low and you could easily spend a month farming them.

[Archbio]

The Card Queen Quest from Final Fantasy VIII.

To get certain unique cards you need to play the Card Queen until she's in the right area: she's moves to a new location picked with apparent randomness everytime you beat her, so that's already potential a lot of running around. Then the "Quest" starts, and you need to lose specific unique cards to her so that her father can create new cards from them: which just means that you need to find the one chracter who receives each new card and win it from them, and also win back the old card from another character (always the same though.) Meanwhile, the Queen still moves every time you either win or lose a unique card. So, that's what you do if you want all the cards in the game...

Or, you can just wait to the end where there's a single spot where you can get every card. That spot also makes the other card related Quest moot, so I imagine that if someone actually went through both tedious, fun killing challenges it would add incredible frustration to the tedium.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Hey look at me, I'm bookie, I don't write proper posts so I can ninja people when still writing.

I would've added a "fag", but otherwise you did quite well in capturing the essence of my posts.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Any of the side missions in FFXII.

Why? Because they were all boring as shit! Yeah yeah I know that's not very specific but seriously, can anyone even remember any of the side missions in that game, besides the bounty hunter and esper fighting/collection ones? NO, because they were so mind numbingly boring and instantly forgettable we all-

oh look, a cloud... *instantly forgets*

[Rejected Again]

GTA 4 when you have to take people out to make them like you. FUCK THAT.

[Moogle0119]

Mr. Bookworm - Never played San Andreas, but I heard those were a bitch

Whomper - This sounds pretty bad. Unfortunately never played this one either.

Smarty - Hmm...while I can definitely agree that there were quite a few trophies in Melee that were a bitch to get, I don't ever remember even having to go for this one. By the time I was working on my last 10 or so trophies I had already had this one so I must've gotten it on one of the many times playing through and probably got it by playing on Very Easy.

Rejected Again - This was annoying at times, but other times I actually enjoyed going on some of the dates to try the mini-games in the bars/strip clubs.

Archbio - Anything to do with that card game was a pain. After trying to get the cards on my own and getting screwed over enough by the Random rule I actually gave up trying to do it and resorted to a guide for getting all the cards and getting rid of all the shitty rules. I can't imagine doing this and getting 100% of the cards on your own though.

krogothwolf - Most of these weren't too bad, but Tidus and Lulu's were just mean and took me quite a while to get.

Funka Genocide - Yeah I remember getting one or two of these, but the drop rate was extremely low and I can only imagine trying to kill enough of these to get the rest of them to drop.

The Wandering God - Ambulance missions from GTA, yeah these sucked bad. I had a hell of a time trying to finish them in the first GTA3 game and I had to start my game over just so I could do it at the very beginning of the game when nobody is hostile towards you and you only have the first island to work with. The worst part is with one small mistake of either taking a turn too tight and flipping your ambulance or getting shot up too much and guess what, you've got to start all over.

TWG wins with Funka coming in 2nd.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

playing on Very Easy.

Well that's just cheating!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Where was mine rated?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Off the chart. Just as mine.

[The Wandering God]

The Wandering God - Ambulance missions from GTA, yeah these sucked bad. I had a hell of a time trying to finish them in the first GTA3 game and I had to start my game over just so I could do it at the very beginning of the game when nobody is hostile towards you and you only have the first island to work with. The worst part is with one small mistake of either taking a turn too tight and flipping your ambulance or getting shot up too much and guess what, you've got to start all over.

TWG wins with Funka coming in 2nd.
I know at least a couple of times I had to restart after about 25 minutes of driving. Arggg.

So... How about favorite episode of South Park.

[Viridis]

The one done in the World of Warcraft, just from a technical aspect.

[42PETUNIAS]

Scott Tenorman Must Die.

[Archbio]

The one after the last one ever.

[krogothwolf]

Trapper Keeper

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Major Boobage for Kenny's drug scenes.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The Movie.

Fuck you yes it does count!

[Rejected Again]

Chimpokomon. Americans have large penis!

[Whomper]

Satan vs. Jesus

[Masked Jedi]

Elementary School Musical

[Moogle0119]

The one where Kyle's little brother gets possessed by Michael Jackson's ghost and the ghost of Billy Mayes is advertising Chipotleaway.

[Mr.Bookworm]

The one where they get real weapons and Butters gets his eye put out with a ninja star.

[The Wandering God]

Archbio - Not a fan I guess?

10. Moogle0119 - Dead Celebrities
(Felt way too formulaic.)

9. Masked Jedi - Elementary School Musical
(Another fads and popularity episode.)

8. Whomper - Damien
(Not bad, just kind of 'meh' to me.)

7. 42Petunias - Scott Tenorman Must Die
(Points for being one of the darkest episodes in the series.)

6. Viridis - Make Love, Not Warcraft
(I'm not a player, but I did like them poking fun at the uber-nerds.)

5. Rejected Again - Chinpokomon
(Fad episode. Thanks for implying I have sizeable junk though.)

4. krogothwolf - Trapper Keeper
(Really good look at the election debacle of 2000. Terminator parody was fun.)

3. Smarty McBarrelpants - Major Boobage
(I love me some Heavy Metal. And cats. But not cat piss.)

2. Mr. Bookwork - Good Times with Weapons
(Great on many levels. The different animation is exciting, the themes of sex vs violence, and poor Butters being screwed are all enjoyable.)

1. Hawk - South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
(I do love a good musical. And a serious look at the evils of censorship and parental responsibility.)

High scorers would have been: Pinkeye, Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics, Towlie, The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers, Woodland Critter Christmas, Follow That Egg, Night of the Living Homeless, The Ungroundable.

Take it away, Hawk!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Awesome!

Favourite car

[Professor Smarmiarty]

A red one!

[The Wandering God]

The Delorean from Back to the Future

Edit: After all, it is a flying car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9-Bpp7LpM&feature=related).

Double Edit: Brian's twitter reminds us that 54 years ago today, Doc Brown had a little accident in the bathroom. May all our head traumas lead to such awesome findings.

[Si Civa]

KITT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KITT)*
But then again, it's not from Back to Future, so yeah..

*The link is there just because.

[42PETUNIAS]

The Magic School Bus

[Professor Smarmiarty]

All answers so far would be improved if they were coloured red. Just saying.

[krogothwolf]

THIS! (http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/batmobile.jpg)That's right, that car. You know you love it! It's a secret desire of yours to own that car.