Who knew again?

[krogothwolf]

Seeing as Hawk didn't feel like asking a question and just wanted to promote his awesomeness winning answer and it's been over 24 hours. I'll steal the question! Mwuahaha

Favourite Global Annihilation scenario?

Descriptions will help your cause for the Next NPF IDOL!!! Uh, I mean question asking person....

[Si Civa]

Dr. Strangelove was quite funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VlruVG81w)

Let's just say nuclear war is quite nice and all, but having woman singing when the world goes down just makes it so much better.

Edit:// And of course, riding with the bomb and everything. But female singer singing her song when the world ends is still the best reason.

[Archbio]

The Earth gets pulled into/near the Warp.

Minimal loss of life because most people either mutate or get their souls ripped straight from their bodies.

Opportunity!

[Sir Pinkleton]

Gravity doesn't work that way. Too much gravity doesn't push atoms together to make new things, it crushes and destroys them. This is why we have a sun that gives us light and heat, and things like blackholes. And if that's the power you want anyway, then yes, it basically IS TK, so why not just have TK and control all matter?

Besides, I think most times in fiction whenever gravity control has been used by anyone, it's been purely used to either increase or decrease the mass of an object, which is what gravity does best. So you can either make stuff float or crush them into paste. At its height it does blackholes. I've never seen or heard of gravity control being used for anything else, because that's TK.

Also, of the 4 fundemental forces in the universe, gravity is the weakest. It's beaten by electromagnetism, which would be a part of TKs power (electrons have mass, albeit only a small amount, so a TKer would be able to control them the same as protons and neutrons). In fact, TK could probably allow you to control ALL of the other 3 forces, al of which are more powerful than gravity, so you'd get electromagetism, the strong nuclear force (the thing that keeps atoms togehter) and the weak nuclear force (things like radiation, which is also made of matter).

So yeah, gravity control has nothing on TK.
God damnit Hawk, this is not how you handle superpower talk. >:O

I mean, we're talking about Superpowers. I made it through physics in high school, so it's not like I don't know most of all of that (like how weak gravity is). But seriously. Super powers implies I can do whatever I want. My main point I think is that if you look at other superhero's/super powers with the same logistical light (and lord knows people have) then none of it makes sense, so logically, one must throw logic out the window, sometimes to great degree, to create something fantastic. Like I said, the super power I prescribed utilized making gravity forces out of no mass, directing them even! That's just crazy stupid! But isn't that much more awesome of a power than the logical use of gravity? :) Also, in my defense, we don't know why gravity works the way it does yet, though we do know how it works, as far as I was taught anyway. So who knows. If someone had the ability to warp reality (which is what most powers do, it seems like) then maybe this stuff could happen? Anything could happen.

Also, I would've done TK, but you took it. So there.

Anyway, as far as end-world scenarios, It'd go like this. It starts with the zombie virus. people rapidly start getting infected from Russia outwards. Only 1/4th of the world is immune to the disease, but many die due to the zombies. Once that issue is dealt with, the small civilization starts rebuilding. but is then approached by aliens! The aliens come granting technology, and welcome the humans to space. Meanwhile, they start mining the sun for power; this is common amongst other alien races, they explain, since space ships require so much power. the humans rapidly overtake what was once before them. Suddenly, another alien race comes! It charges the first alien race with crimes against nature (or what have you) for stealing precious many years from the sun. the humans are implicated in this through negligence, and the aliens lying. there is a war in the solar system, and slowly, the humans are killed off, until there is only the original city left, burned and broken, with few survivors remaining. Some leave, to try and hide in caves somewhere, others stay, to fight to the death. Eventually, all but those who left are dead, and the rest starve to death. The final city? We called it Atlantis.

[krogothwolf]

Only 3? :( Sad

Rankings are

3) Si Civa
2) Sir Pinkleton
1) Archbio

[Archbio]

Best Action Figure!

PS: one auto-win is this cosmic demon thing with wings, horns and no eyes (the horns may or may not have been in the place of eyes) of which I can recall neither the name or playset. It was from space, a dying star or something, and it was more unsettling/less conventional than it sounds.

[Sir Pinkleton]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7290/obamaactionfigure.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/obamaactionfigure.jpg/)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/mrt_tlkf.jpg

[Mr.Bookworm]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uGnXmpgwGjg/SowYSPmAr2I/AAAAAAAABFc/DChgTAAkQro/s400/action_jesus.jpg

[Si Civa]

Barbie, the kind of action you desire deep down in your heart.

[Rejected Again]

http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/58095-5/IMG_2134.JPG

[krogothwolf]

http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/11800-6/Voltron1.jpg

[Archbio]

The gundam wins on account of being the only entry not disqualified!

Voltron is several action figures. Jesus is mythical, therefore not real. Mr T is mythical, therefore not real. Obama isn't force sensitive. Barbie... well, Barbie would probably lose even if there had been a specific Barbie model suggested. I mean, what kind of action do I desire deep down in my heart? Surfing? Space exploration? Spenlunking? Tennis in Malibu?

Rejected Again is not Rejected Again.

Sky Lynx would have won.

[Krylo]

I mean, what kind of action do I desire deep down in my heart?

I think you know what kind of action.

[Archbio]

I don't think they've ever made a Barbie on that theme.

[Krylo]

Yeah, but every 13 year old with a sister and a 12 inch GI Joe figurine used them for it.

[Si Civa]

Shame on you Archbio. I believed in you! Way to let me down, sniff.:(

[Rejected Again]

Lets see here...how about favorite way to annoy my younger siblings. Details on proper execution of said annoyance will help your cause.

[krogothwolf]

Finding out what there greatest fear is and putting things all over the place to freak em out.

Brother is afraid of a certain type of insect. So all around the house I'd hide realestic looking examples of them where he would see it but it would look real. Stuck a poster that glowed in the dark on the ceiling over his bed while he slept so it would freak him out when he woke up(it did). Put dead versions of the thing in his bag for school, he freaked out in class. And on and on...eventually he got over his fear and it ruined my fun, but for 2 years it was great!

[Token]

If they ask for help on homework, intentionally give them the wrong answers. Especially if it's a presentation, in which case setting up a fake website or two can help your cause tremendously.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Murder your parents, sell your siblings to a child sex slave operation in the East, and count the loot.

The most satisfying joke I've ever pulled.

[Rejected Again]

Murder your parents, sell your siblings to a child sex slave operation in the East, and count the loot.

The most satisfying joke I've ever pulled.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T9oeNkDLyhE/SbremtZ0n9I/AAAAAAAAApg/OV-niJbgBBE/s320/Shocked%2520Old%2520Lady%2520Edited.gif
If they ask for help on homework, intentionally give them the wrong answers. Especially if it's a presentation, in which case setting up a fake website or two can help your cause tremendously.
Meh, I want to torture them, not get the wrap when the parents asked me why they failed.
Finding out what there greatest fear is and putting things all over the place to freak em out.

Brother is afraid of a certain type of insect. So all around the house I'd hide realestic looking examples of them where he would see it but it would look real. Stuck a poster that glowed in the dark on the ceiling over his bed while he slept so it would freak him out when he woke up(it did). Put dead versions of the thing in his bag for school, he freaked out in class. And on and on...eventually he got over his fear and it ruined my fun, but for 2 years it was great!

Brilliant. I will go snake collecting and buy a few tarantulas today!

[TARDIS]

Find out what they hate, and then get it. Bonus points if it leads them here, I think...

[krogothwolf]

Alright

Favourite real-life underdog sports story.

[42PETUNIAS]

When the Mighty Ducks won the 2007 Stanley Cup.

See what I did there?

[Archbio]

Airbud!

[Bob The Mercenary]

Airbud!

Please specify:

Air Bud
Air Bud: Golden Reciever
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud: Spikes Back
Air Bud: World Pup

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Cool Runnings

[Krylo]

Simo Häyhä.

One dude versus over 700 nazis in under 100 days.

That's an underdog if I've ever heard of one.

Edit: And murder is totally a sport.

[Archbio]

Air Bud: Golden Receiver, obviously.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Simo Häyhä.

One dude versus over 700 nazis in under 100 days.

That's an underdog if I've ever heard of one.

Actually I think it was the Russians that he killed. Doesn't detract from the awesomeness though.

But on the subject of war heroes: Audie Murphy. A scrawny teenager who managed to get every medal in the U.S. army during WWII. He got a few from France and Belgium to I believe.

He also got a movie.

[Rejected Again]

Krylo: Rags to slightly better rags and a worse attitude.

[Si Civa]

Eddie Guerrero.
While professional wrestling isn't "real" sport in one sense, it's still real sport in other sense. It's just like figure skating.
However, it's like miracle that somebody like him would win the big one, considering his personal history and backstage politics. So yeah.

Simo Häyhä.

One dude versus over 700 nazis in under 100 days.

That's an underdog if I've ever heard of one.

Edit: And murder is totally a sport.

Get your facts straight dude, he shot dirty communists.

Edit:// Bloody quick communists posting before me, but it doesn't matter. We Finns must defend our history and be happy that we were allies of nazis during the war, fuck yeah! Except in Lappi, but shhh.

[Krylo]

Soviets, Nazis, it's all the same.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Soviets, Nazis, it's all the same.

Stalin and Hitler were bffs.

I'll go with the 2008 Superbowl, Patriots v. Giants.

[Si Civa]

Uhm, no. They were more than bestest friends.
7113
See, the Second World War is just divorce gone horrible wrong.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Steve Bradbury- At the age of 39 he showed up to the 2002 Olympics just to have a putter around the speed skating tracks. He had some moderate success in his prime- winning a bronze medal 8 years ago but was well past his prime.
Then some shit went down.
He won his heat ok but in the quarter finals he drew the favourite and the defending world champion- only the top two would qualify and he was considerably slower than them. He dug deep and finished 3rd meaning he should have been out but a man ahead of him was disqualified for obstruction so he managed to sneak through.
So he got to the semi-final where pretty much all the opponents were better than them. So his plan was to hang up the back and hope his opponents crashed into one another. And they did. All but one of them crashed so he made the final.
Up comes the final. So may be it'll work again. He wasn't even trying to hang back in the final- he was well off the pace, nearly being lapped by the other competitors. When every single opponent fell down allowing him to skate a gold.

So basically we had:
Washed up old man at olympics
1) Wins first race
2) Gets through quarter-finals because of disqualification
3) All but one of his opponents falls over in semi-finals
4) All his opponents fall over in finals.
Gold medal huzzah!
First for his country in the winter olympics too.

[krogothwolf]

42 - 2007 Ducks - They were 2nd seed in the Western Conf. not really underdogs
Archbio - Golden Receiver - We tried this with my friends golden. First play got a touchdown, 2nd play, handed it over to the other team, 3rd Play ran it out of bounds in the endzone for a safety, 4th play, handed it BACK to the quarterback, 5th play, dropped the ball to go chase a butterfly. Was a horrible plan.
Si Civa - Eddie Guerrero - I figure he did some knee work to get the title
Mr. Bookworm - 2008 Giants - Amazing win by a good team against a great team. But still not that surprising.
Hawl - Cool Runnings - Its awesome cause it's Jamaicans in winter sports, in Canada.
Krylo - Finnish Killing Machine Damn man, murder Nazi's/Soviets is an awesome sport
SMB - Steve the Last Man Standing - I saw this and died laughing, Greatest Victory Ever. This was a great underdog story because it was the funniest victory I have ever seen.

Take it away SMB

[Archbio]

Was a horrible plan.

Yet, such a great pun.

[42PETUNIAS]

I called it a Cinderella story. The Anaheim Ducks were founded by Disney. That is the joke that I was making.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Best Question for Who Knew Again

[Si Civa]

This guy's question was one of the best. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=941013&postcount=1522)

Wait, wait, I got it. Who knew again?

[Krylo]

Best Question for Who Knew Again

I'm going to say this one. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=1009241&postcount=3291)

For maximum meta.

[greed]

What you looking at..... punk?

[Sir Pinkleton]

What is the best thing Bards are used for.

Double points if you have a story behind the claim.

[Archbio]

A Bard is best to get a party killed in D&D.

There was this huge battle at the climax of a campaign, with several forces converging on a macguffin of import to the entire world (it wasn't a very subtle game.) It was mostly villains with the PCs in the middle trying to impair the whole "world falling to evil" thing that seemed to be made likely by most possible outcomes.

The thing is, the villains were fighting each other. There were a necromancer's undead minions on one side, evil humanoids on another and a human overlord and his human army on a third. The idea was, in reality, that there wasn't as much pressure on the party as it appeared because the villains interfered with each other.

Unfortunately, there was this Bard, and he decided to save the day by neutralizing the villains with the power of music!

Problem is: that sort of thing tends to have little effect on walking corpses.

[Viridis]

The Bard is also good for taking shots meant for the real characters. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447166/)

[Sir Pinkleton]

It's still SMB's turn, you needn't answer my question. >>;

Interesting story though!

[Archbio]

It's like you think I know how to read.

[Sir Pinkleton]

It's like you think I know how to read.

Just like I used to think you knew how to love! D:

[Rejected Again]

Cheaper ways to build a WMD at home

[Sir Pinkleton]

Alright, it's been forever since the last winner made a decision. I'm hijacking the floor.

Same as the one I made earlier, actually. What is the best thing Bards are used for.

Double points if you have a story behind the claim.

[McTahr]

Making up bullshit stories to drive the DM and the other players mad.

"This...hill...is the ancient burial ground of the great frost giant king, Jon'Kim Ill! He had tons of frost giant honeys that to this day defend his grave as spectres of the enormous beauties they once were."

"This...cave in a lake...is actually the entrance to the mines of Edwardo Fyngwyllfen the third! This is a discovery beyond your comprehension! He was the first elven dwarf!"

The worst part was the character actually wrote them down and kept going. He was going to turn them in to the historical society if they ever found one and quote unquote: "Cash in and get me some fine elf honeys and a big boat with lots of wine."

(And yes, reasons like this are why no one plays D&D with me anymore. 80% of my characters are justifiably insane.)

[Archbio]

A Bard is best to get a party killed in D&D.

There was this huge battle at the climax of a campaign, with several forces converging on a macguffin of import to the entire world (it wasn't a very subtle game.) It was mostly villains with the PCs in the middle trying to impair the whole "world falling to evil" thing that seemed to be made likely by most possible outcomes.

The thing is, the villains were fighting each other. There were a necromancer's undead minions on one side, evil humanoids on another and a human overlord and his human army on a third. The idea was, in reality, that there wasn't as much pressure on the party as it appeared because the villains interfered with each other.

Unfortunately, there was this Bard, and he decided to save the day by neutralizing the villains with the power of music!

Problem is: that sort of thing tends to have little effect on walking corpses.

In other words: bards are best to fuck themselves.

[TARDIS]

increasing your speed to the point that your ATB bars fill up instantly in FF5.

[Seil]

For making boogie time!

[Bard The 5th LW]

For initiating search montages. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0692.html) Thats potential time control right there.

[Si Civa]

You can always eat them. Cannibalism for victory.

[Viridis]

I'm going with the answer I had before: Cannon fodder/taking shots meant for the real characters. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447166/)


In this movie, the Bard dies so quickly in combat that they keep letting him roll new characters every time it happens. He has a pile of pre-made character sheets for this purpose. The bard exploits this pretty well, constantly throwing his character in front of attacks and having a new version of himself pop up to do the same. In one fight, it happens so often that there's a giant pile of Bard corpses that actually becomes a plot point when the other characters dive behind it for cover.

Bard: [as one dies] There's thirty-seven more of me, asshole!

[TARDIS]

I still think I made a good point to them actually being USEFUL by mentioning what they could do with ATB bars in FF5.

[McTahr]

Patience, young spazzy one, Pinklekins calls it at 24 hours or whenever he feels like it, as the host of this topic.

(Rules are in the very first post of this thread. It's a forum game if you were unaware.)

[Sir Pinkleton]

You can always eat them. Cannibalism for victory.

But then you shift towards evil, and they don't have that much meat on them anyways.

For making boogie time!

I can only imagine the bard trying to sing karaoke, and trying to get his friends to join him in dancing while they're slaying a dragon. so hilarious, but perhaps not practical. xD

For initiating search montages. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0692.html) Thats potential time control right there.

The potential for Time Control is a very nice thought.... If only.

increasing your speed to the point that your ATB bars fill up instantly in FF5.

I would probably like this one more if I had played FF5 before. I haven't, so I can only imagine. it does sound pretty wonderful though.

In other words: bards are best to fuck themselves.

This one actually had a specific story to go along with it, unlike nearly everyone else. It gets bonus points.

Making up bullshit stories to drive the DM and the other players mad.

"This...hill...is the ancient burial ground of the great frost giant king, Jon'Kim Ill! He had tons of frost giant honeys that to this day defend his grave as spectres of the enormous beauties they once were."

"This...cave in a lake...is actually the entrance to the mines of Edwardo Fyngwyllfen the third! This is a discovery beyond your comprehension! He was the first elven dwarf!"

The worst part was the character actually wrote them down and kept going. He was going to turn them in to the historical society if they ever found one and quote unquote: "Cash in and get me some fine elf honeys and a big boat with lots of wine."

(And yes, reasons like this are why no one plays D&D with me anymore. 80% of my characters are justifiably insane.)

Pretty creative use of a Bard, yes. However, you misspelled my name, and was overly rude to TARDIS! >:o
Not actually I just liked this one better:

I'm going with the answer I had before: Cannon fodder/taking shots meant for the real characters. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447166/)


In this movie, the Bard dies so quickly in combat that they keep letting him roll new characters every time it happens. He has a pile of pre-made character sheets for this purpose. The bard exploits this pretty well, constantly throwing his character in front of attacks and having a new version of himself pop up to do the same. In one fight, it happens so often that there's a giant pile of Bard corpses that actually becomes a plot point when the other characters dive behind it for cover.

Bard: [as one dies] There's thirty-seven more of me, asshole!

That's a pretty epic use of a Bard, and better even if that could work in a real game.

Winner is Viridis! Take it away!

[Viridis]

Gah, forgot I won this somehow.

Most improbable plot twist, any media.

[Archbio]

Pussy Galore changing her ethical stance about murder and switching sides to help a secret agent as a direct consequence of that same secret agent pretty much forcing his "love making" upon her.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Yammy being the 0th Espada in Bleach.

[Si Civa]

Fried chicken (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_1IMZmJe-U&feature=channel)

[McTahr]

Robert Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies--."

Where Jane is effectively, through a series of time travel hijinx, her mother, father, son, and daughter. (And mentor!)

[Geminex]

Darth Vader being Luke's father. Seriously, I know there's the force and all that, but honestly, how does "The midichlorians did it!" any better than "a wizard did it!"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

HE WAS FROZEN IN SPACETIME! (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=35888&highlight=)

[krogothwolf]

They Blew It Up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31QUOUxqz2M&feature=related)

[Viridis]

Hm, a lot of these are good and famous but it's kind of hard to judge. I'd have to judge how much they were hinted at before or just came out of nowhere, which is hard to do without watching what they came from all the way through...


I'm gonna give it to Hawk for the Captain America thing because it just seems like the biggest AssPull (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull)/Deus ex Machina (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina) on the list.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Excellent, I intend not to miss this one either. So for something a little odd

Greatest action hero whose name begins with a J, (trust me, there's more than you'd think).

Explainations of why they're so great are a must.

[Si Civa]

Jesus. He came back from death dude.

Even though I'm pretty positive he's gonna be last on this round.

Edit:// Fuuuuuck, now all those guys with J are starting to pop into my head. >:|

[Archbio]

Henry Jones Junior.

He's Indiana Jones.

He found the Ark of the Covenant.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Jason.

Aka me. My life is pretty actiony. :cool:

[Rejected Again]

James Bond.

Sean Fucking Conery
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/sean-fuckin-connery-bond-sean-connery-daniel-craig-demotivational-poster-1243383657.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/sean-fuckin-connery-bond-sean-connery-daniel-craig-demotivational-poster-58365.html)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Hmm, I was hoping for a few more in this. No John Mclane, no John Rambo, no John Connor, Jack Harkness, Jack Baur, Jack O'Neill or John Sheppard. Dissapointed guys.

Anyway, the scores;

4) Sir Pinkleton - Himself - I know nothing of your action packed lifestyle, so I have nothing to compare it to.

3) Si Civa - Jesus - He did a few good things, but not what I'd call an action hero.

2) Archbio - Junior Jones - This is a true action guy. He fights Nazis and isn't afriad of, er, actually no, he's afraid of snakes. -1.

1) Rejected Again - James Bond - No much tops the suave sophisticatedness and high tech gadgets of James Bond. When it's Connery Bond all other contenders might as well give up immediately.

All yours Rejected.

[Rejected Again]

Following the Super Bowl lets go Favorite Football Team.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Colts

[42PETUNIAS]

Manchester United

[Mr.Bookworm]

The Saints?

[Wigmund]

The London Silly Nannies

[Rejected Again]

American Football....And you can guess teams that did not play in the Big Game..

[krogothwolf]

Titans

[Rejected Again]

Manchester United
Negitive
The Colts
No
Titans
Slightly better
The London Silly Nannies
HAHAHAHAHA! Best name ever.
The Saints?
3rd on my list after the Ravens and the Cowboys.

Wigmund and Booky tie. 1st to post wins

[Whomper]

Aw, I missed out on calling out Cowboys.

[Wigmund]

Thing I'm Least Likely To Do

[Krylo]

Thing I'm Least Likely To Do

A woman.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

A man.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[krogothwolf]

A elephant

[Bard The 5th LW]

A vowel

[Si Civa]

Cactus

[42PETUNIAS]

Heroin

[Whomper]

Stab yourself in the face with a rusty fork while mounting Oprah Winfrey in the middle of a football stadium during the third quarter of a college football game between Maryland and Michigan State, wearing a lice-infested, slightly burnt purple wig and shouting "I'M THE QUEEN OF NOTHINGLAND!!!" repeatedly, but in German.

[Wigmund]

A woman.
A man.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
A elephant
A vowel
Cactus
Heroin
Stab yourself in the face with a rusty fork while mounting Oprah Winfrey in the middle of a football stadium during the third quarter of a college football game between Maryland and Michigan State, wearing a lice-infested, slightly burnt purple wig and shouting "I'M THE QUEEN OF NOTHINGLAND!!!" repeatedly, but in German.

Well, I'm gonna have to give this round either Whomper or Hawk. I'll let you two race each other for the next question.

And Krylo, if you had listed your mother you would have won. Tough luck.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Holy shit what, I won??! Well then;

Place on earth I would most like to visit.

[Wigmund]

R'lyeh

[Krylo]

Holy shit what, I won??! Well then;

Place on earth I would most like to visit.

(Female Celebrity of Your Choice Here)'s bedroom.

[Archbio]

Gizeh!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Detroit

Chances are I just offended someone on this site.

[krogothwolf]

The Peak of Mount Everest

[Si Civa]

Walt Disney World.
:>

[42PETUNIAS]

LHC

[greed]

Under the Sea. Just like in Homer's musical dream sequence in that episode of The Simspons . Can't find a clip unfortunately.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

A bit early, but I'm going to sleep in a bit and there hasn't been anything in here for like 12 hours anyway.

I'm gona say Krogo wins, because that was the most interesting, and 42 is second, for the science geek within.


Everythign else was a terrible answer.

[krogothwolf]

Woohoo! Alright, in honour of the Olympics:

Favourite event that should be in the Olympics?

[Si Civa]

Rugby.

[Krylo]

D&D.

Edit: OLYMPIC D&D.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[Masked Jedi]

Panda Lightsabre Fencing

[42PETUNIAS]

Karaoke

[Archbio]

Biplane dogfights.

[Funka Genocide]

Some fantastical combination of hockey, curling and drinking beer you've purchased at the ICBO, because you are Canadian.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Superbike Katanna jousting.

[greed]

Parkour

[krogothwolf]

42: Karaoke - Right, give no talent douche bags a chance to shine? No thanks!
Bard: Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Meh, seeing people waggle there arms around isn't amusing enough to watch,
Funka: Crazy Hockey/Curling/Beer Hybrid - Hate curling, otherwise it's kinda like beer league hockey, which is funny to watch.
greed: Parkour - It's cool and everything but the philosophy for this is free moving and non-rivalry/competition plus it be hard to judge aside from get to point A fastest. If it did become Judge it could become as corrupt as boxing and figure skating are.
Si Civa: Rugby - The Only True sport out there that was picked. Would be cool if it was but canada wouldn't have a prayer of winning it
Masked Jedi: Panda Lightsabre Fencing - Loses marks because the Panda's would eat the competitors of other events.
Krylo: Olympic D&D - I'm not sure about this one. One side of me pictures morons at a table playing it seriously, the other side pictures the morons playing seriously but with a big guy with a baseball bat standing behind them to smack em when they mess up.
Archbio: Biplane Dogfights - I really like this idea, Really like this idea!
Hawk: Superbike Katanna jousting - This would be so awesome

Because I can't decide between Archbio and Hawk's awesome ideas they must each compete against each other in both of the sports and the winner claims first!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Well seeing as I had the last question I'll let Archbio have this one, even though I could totally kick his arse in a Biplane Dogfight and a Superbike Katanna joust. :p

[Funka Genocide]

I've just been informed by my incredibly hot canadian girlfriend that it's actually the LCBO and not the ICBO. I still don't know what either of those stand for.

(Lower Canada Beer Office?)

[Krylo]

Liquor Control Board of Ontario. (http://www.lcbo.com/entry.html)

Google is your friend.

[Archbio]

Best Fictional (but established) Machine.

Something unique or a single model.

[Token]

Optimus Prime.

[42PETUNIAS]

The mecha

[Archbio]

There's like a billion mechas!

[Si Civa]

Robo from Chrono Trigger!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Seeing as everyone is going for robots and mechs I'm gona go with something entirely different and say the Stargate.

Instantaneous travel across universes? Hell yeah!

[Krylo]

There are two that have been bouncing about in my brain.

I guess I'll just pull the trigger on the one I like more, seeming as I can't decide which YOU'D like more, and you'll probably hate them both anyway.

Skynet.

[Whomper]

The holodeck.

[Viridis]

Define 'established'.

Is SCP-914 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) established enough? I believe that to be the best machine ever.

[Funka Genocide]

The Bussard Ramjet

Also god damn it wikipedia, some motherfuckers stole my idea for a blackhole spacecraft, just because the fuckers actually did the math and stuff! WHY MUST YOU SMASH MY DREAMS WIKIPEDIA!

[greed]

Robox is pretty awesome.

[McTahr]

Sandwich dispenser.

[Rejected Again]

Godamn Robocop

[krogothwolf]

The Sun Crusher

[Wigmund]

Doc Brown's Delorean

[Bard The 5th LW]

TARDIS

[Archbio]

Sandwich dispenser - McTahr - I've seen some, so I assume they're not fictional. Maybe you meant a fictional version that doesn't give out a strange paste shaped into the form of a sandwich.
Robocop - Rejected again - He's not a machine, he's a man and his name is Murphy!
The Sun Crusher - krogothwolf - Isn't that the thing that was invented basically to outdo the Deathstar? You can't outdo the Deathstar.
Robox - greed - I don't know what that is.
SCP-914 - Viridis - I don't know what that is. Seems convoluted.
Optimus Prime - Token - One half of him is a great robot leader, the other half is an ugly, mundane vehicle.
The holodeck - whomper - It's awesome, but nothing interesting is done with it unless it's a malfunction.
Stargate - Hawk - The only good thing about anything with Stargate in the name. Archeological bonus!
The Bussard Ramjet Funka - It has a sail, it has to count for something.
Robo from Chrono Trigger - Si Civa - Rogue robot with a heart, aww. There's also the thing about centuries spent restoring a forest.
TARDIS - Bard - Time travel powered by plot.
Delorean - Wigmund - Time travel powered by plutonium, fusion, lightning and style!
Skynet - Krylo - AI through ontological paradox. That's pretty neat. It should have quit while it was ahead, though.

Skynet wins, as it had computed.

[Krylo]

Man, I occasionally think, "Hey, you know, maybe I should give this one a serious answer instead of my normal bullshit," but I never stop to think about what I'm going to ask if I win.


So, after much thought, I've decided to ask--"Best piece of Fantasy Equipment". When I say fantasy I mean fantasy as in mages and warrior and what not. Has to be vaguely established, so no like "A magic helmet that makes you god" or something silly like (unless such a helmet exists in some mythos somewhere, it probably does, whatever).

Also, for the record, my other option for Arch's question was the goblin glider.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Necronomican. Who knows what kind of crazy other worldly powers it can provide to those with a high enough mental fortitude.

[Arhra]

The Necronomican. Who knows what kind of crazy other worldly powers it can provide to those with a high enough mental fortitude.
Not to mention intestinal fortitude!

Its porcelain bowl contains unspeakable horror!

As for myself, I might go with a D&D theme:

The Head of Vecna.

It's glorious.

Runners up: Rods of Wonder and the Deck of Many Things.

[Viridis]

The Luggage from Discworld. It's omnicidal against anyone but its owner plus it will clean and fold your laundry.

[krogothwolf]

Girdle of Gender Changing!

[Whomper]

The Improbability Drive.

[Archbio]

Ring of Regeneration. It never came up, but imagine you'd better protect that finger.

It was that or the Head of Vecna.

[42PETUNIAS]

Seven League Boots

[Si Civa]

The One Ring.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Damn you Civa!

The Armoire of Invincibility.


The Improbability Drive.

He said fantasy, not sci-fi.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Runners up: Rods of Wonder and the Deck of Many Things.

A black shaft that stays in place, rock hard-like. Oh, D&D...

I doubt it's a winner, but I always liked the idea of the bag of holding.

[McTahr]

The Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty.

I mean, stuff goes blind if it looks at you, and once per day you can even make the penalty death.

How is this not the greatest pretentious "Avert thine eyes" tool ever? Every cocky lead character/evil badass needs one.

[Wigmund]

The Goblin King's Pants

[Krylo]

12)Whomper, Improbability Drive--Not Fantasy.

11) Hawk, Armoire of Invincibility--Useless.

10) Si Civa, One Ring--It's a cursed ring of invisibility. Sure, Sauron can, apparently, use it for more, but no one else can. Fuck that.

9) Viridis, Discworld Luggage--Don't know much about Discworld, so this gets stuck down here purely on my own ignorance, and your description makes it sound mostly useless.

8) Wigmund, Jareth's Pants--It's not the pants that are magical, it's Bowie's package. Now if you had said "The Goblin King's Massive Man-Meat" I might have given this a higher score. Or a lower one. I'm not sure.

7) Sir Pinkleton, Bag of Holding--This is an item no adventurer should go without, but it's not quite as fun as the others listed.

6) Arhra, Head of Vecna--Useless, and gross, but gets bonus points for lulz.

5) McTahr, Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty--Pretty awesome, but not really my style.

4)Bard, Necronomican--"Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah."

3) Archbio, Ring of Regeneration--This kinda depends, are talking like FF6 healing 30 health per round regeneration, or are we talking like 'put this ring on and turn into deadpool but less crazy' regeneration? Either way, pretty useful.

2) Krogo, Girdle of Gender Changing--This probably SHOULDN'T be this high, but I played a MUD with this item installed, and forced a fellow player to wear this for like a week. And wear a dress. And called him "Pretty Pretty Princess".

1) 42Petunias, Seven League Boots--Teleportation has always been right up there with regeneration for my favorite ability. Even if it is limited to 7 leagues at a time.

42 Wins.

[Archbio]

Sure, Sauron can, apparently, use it for more, but no one else can.

It's implied others (like Gandalf and Galadriel) could use it for more, but it seems like there really needs to be some pre-existing power in the wearer for the ring not to just do the default trick of stealing your soul (and making you invisible.)

Then there's the fact that the ring would still be the boss.

I did mean the "practically immortal" type of regeneration.

[Krylo]

I did mean the "practically immortal" type of regeneration.

Then you'd probably tie with 42... but the list is made.

My contribution to this thread is done and over with until someone asks a new question.

[42PETUNIAS]

Worst Superpower.

Has to actually be from something.

[McTahr]

The guy from Shortpacked! who has to be "inside" someone before he can use his truth powers.

[Archbio]

Color Kid's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_Kid) power to change the color of objects at will.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Heart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers#Planeteers), from Captain Planet. In and of itself, it can be pretty useful, but its owner has to be compassionate, and can't use it as efficiently as someone with a lot of ambition or efficiency.

[Si Civa]

The One Ring.
It's superpower ring, goddammit, and you know what it can do to you.

[krogothwolf]

matter eater!
Like you know...matter eater lad

[Token]

Rouge's draining power.

[42PETUNIAS]

Shortpacked Guy - Google failed you
The One Ring - If you aren't willing to deal with some light corruption in order to get invisibility, you don't deserve a superpower
Rogue - Pretty weak in itself, but you can get pretty powerful using it with a little ambition
Heart - Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Colour Kid - So lame he got labeled as a substitute hero
Matter Eater - Wow, I thought you were just making up matter eater lad to go along with the power. I can't believe that's actually a real thing

Take it Krogoth!

[McTahr]

Shortpacked Guy - Google failed you

I had the comic wrong, my bad. Was Super Stupor, first Episode.

[krogothwolf]

Matter Eater Lad is awesome!

Anyways, next question is

Favourite fictional doomsday device

[Archbio]

The doomsday device from Doctor Strangelove.

It's a deterrent and a surprise!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Dr. Eli's triple h-bomb (http://lifewithlamarr.com/index.php?episode=48) from the webcomic Life with Lammar. Needless to say, that comic really didn't care for the canon.

Don't bother trying to read the comic to understand whats going on. It barely makes sense even in context.

[Si Civa]

The One Ring!

[Whomper]

A Vogon Constructor Fleet.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The Deathstar.

[greed]

The History Erasure Button from Ren & Stimpy.

[Wigmund]

Akira

[krogothwolf]

Si Civa - One Ring: Blah, Si Civa's answers are becoming a doomsday device.
Bard - Dr. Eli's triple h-bomb: What, The, Hell?
wigmund - Akira: Was pretty cool concept but meh, its to meaty
greed - History Erasure Button from Ren & Stimpy: It's alright, but not a big enough boom
Hawk - Deathstar: Now that's the kind of Boom we are talking about
ArchBio - Doctor Strangelove's Doomsday Device: It was a win-win situation!
Whomper - Vogon Constructor Fleet: Bureacratic destruction! IN TRIPLICATE!

Whomper wins the GOLD! Archbio gets Silver, Hawk gets Bronze and Si Civa gets shot out a cannon.

[Whomper]

Speaking of being shot out of a cannon...

What would be my favorite fictional mode of transportation?

[Krylo]

Cannon Travel.

[krogothwolf]

Tube Travel!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

FTL Hyperspace travel.

[Archbio]

Telepod. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/BrundleDeath.JPG)

[Si Civa]

DeLorean DMC-12 from Back to the Future?

Edit:
Whomper wins the GOLD! Archbio gets Silver, Hawk gets Bronze and Si Civa gets shot out a cannon.

Noooo D:

[Bard The 5th LW]

Giant mecha that has the ability to shoot you out of the cockpit on command in a manner similar to that of a cannon.

[Wigmund]

Jetpack

[Geminex]

Cannon...
mounted on a jetpack. Worn by a mech. Powered by Horatio Caine's sunglasses.
Yeah.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Portable teleportation device.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Having a giant wheel instead of legs.

[Token]

Cannon...
mounted on a jetpack. Worn by a mech. Powered by KAMINA's sunglasses.

Here we go.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

A cannon mounted on a jetpack worn by a mech powered by Kamina's sunglasses shot out of a bigger cannon mounted on a huge jetpack worn by a bigger mech powered by Kamina's 'tude shot out of a even bigger cannon mounted on a gargantuan jetpack worn by a huge fucking mech the size of galaxies powered by love.

With a giant wheel instead of legs. The love, not the mech.

[Whomper]

Geminex - Stolen answers with person I don't know
Fail.

Token - Also stolen answers with another person I don't know
More Fail.

InsaneGenius - Giant Wheel, but then fucked it up with stolen answers and a person I still don't know
SUCC-... EPIC Fail.

Archbio - Telepod
You linked the very reason this is not good.

Krylo - Cannon Travel
I said favorite, not most painful. I can't fly. T_T

BardTheFifthLightWarrior - Giant Mecha
Oooh, spiffy.... until the cannon ejection part. Why does everyone want to shoot me through the air and hope I can fly? D:

Wigmund - Jetpack
WHAT DID I JUST SAY, DAMMIT?! Besides, this would burn my butt eventually. I'm too clumsy. ._.

krogothwolf - Tube Travel
The water park wasn't that fun.

Hawk - Hyperspace travel
I'm not even good at dusting crops. :(

Si Civa - DeLorean a la BttF
Ooh, very good! Only I am unable to obtain a stable supply of Plutonium, and 2015 is not here just yet.

Sir Pinkleton - Portable teleportation device
WINNAR! :D This would be an awesome mode of transportation.

Take it away, Sir Pinkleton.

[Archbio]

You linked the very reason this is not good.

You can't condemn an entire project because of a single, isolated incident! I mean it was just the one Brundlefly... and then the one Brundleflypod. Just a few bugs to be fixed and it's instantaneous travel for everybody.

Anyway, maybe next time something "goes wrong" the person being teleported would be combined with something good! Like a horse or a tiger?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I'm not even good at dusting crops.

Then it's fortunate that "flying through hyerspace ain't like dustin' crops kid!"

Mabye I should have specified Stargate Verse hyperspace, where you basically just hit the "hyperpace button" at any time without having to worry about inputting co-ordinates or anything that might be in the way.

[Si Civa]

I guess that because Pinkleton hasn't posted I can/must steal the right to ask now? Oh snap.


Give me man with beard. Depending of my mood it's either the man or the beard that is important. Also, no Smarty!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I give you... Riker!

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/9/99/William_Riker,_2366.jpg/200px-William_Riker,_2366.jpg

[krogothwolf]

http://www.slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2003/03/27/savage_randy.jpg

OH YEAHH!!!!!

[Whomper]

http://www.freewebs.com/ringlord420/rings-gandalf.jpg

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Fuck Riker
Fuck Macho Man
Fuck Gandalf

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/files/uploads/mistert.jpg

[Sir Pinkleton]

Aw man, have I really been away from NPF for 4 days now? Geez.

[Si Civa]

Aw man, have I really been away from NPF for 4 days now? Geez.

You gotta keep things rollin' man.


YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

It's a fake beard. It's not for real, sheesh. :/

Edit://
A.) You never specified the beard had to be real.

Now that you mention it, I know excatly what kind of picture will win. But I guess that nobody will guess it. But yeah I guess fake beards can be allowed though they may or may not win.

[Whomper]

It's a fake beard. It's not for real, sheesh. :/A.) You never specified the beard had to be real.
B.) I figured with you guessing the One Ring all those times that you might get a kick out of my answer.
C.) I wasn't desiring to win this round, given that I had just had control of the previous round.
D.) You suck.

[Krylo]

http://www.cynicallyoptimistic.com/blog/Files/CrazyBeard1.jpg

[McTahr]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/JimJimtheInfernalJanitor/Random%20NPF/3479508457_c78abac6b6.jpgFixed!

[Wigmund]

http://files.neilgaiman.com/DSC00514-747830.JPG

[Si Civa]

4. Hawk - The beard suits him but I don't know Star Treck well enough.
4. krogothwolf - While he has macho beard it was his sunglasses (and the over the top character) what made him even more crazier.
4. Whomper - I always pictured him with longer beard. Very crazy guy though.
4. McTahr - While there's no picture anymore I was unlucky enough to have mental images of that picture.

^ I couldn't pick who would lose because I quite liked those beards.

3. Krylo - It's crazy enough to suit the guy. It's kinda surprising though that there wasn't more these kind of beards.
2. InsageGenius - Mr. T knows his style and knows how to be crazy.
1. Wigmund - That's crazy wizard beard if there ever was one. And he's Alan Moore.

[Wigmund]

Alright boys and girls, Wigmund needs some epic theme music. Find me some bitches!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Here you go.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48)
This mostly stems from my view of you being some sort of angry midget.

[Whomper]

Alright boys and girls, Wigmund needs some epic theme music. Find me some bitches!I can't tell if you're wanting epic music or bitches.

I'm going to go with epic music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWLy8hua8tQ).

[Archbio]

O Fortuna. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrML6s1wNHk)

Overused and much imitated for a reason.

[Funka Genocide]

Its probably the titties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw)

[Si Civa]

In the hall of mountain king (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16QUlTcY9dI)

[krogothwolf]

You shall Dream of a requiem! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKLpJtvzlEI)

[Wigmund]

Bard - While it is epic in that those are probably the toughest sons of bitches in Oz, I happen to neither be a denizen of Oz or a midget. Though I am angry.
Funka - A song to manliness, good, but not good enough.
Archbio - Ah yes, this is good. But it is alas about someone bitching about Fate. I intend to make Fate my bitch - not the other way around.
Krogoth, Si Civa & Whomper - Hmmm, these are all excellent choices and I do not want choose between them...

What ever shall I do?
I know, a knife fight between you three. Last one standing shall continue this fine game.

Or which ever one of y'all can post first.

[Archbio]

But it is alas about someone bitching about Fate.

Wasn't fighting a losing fight against Fate not the sort of theme you'd find in the classical epics?

But really, what I want to say is: curse you, translation!

[Whomper]

Whomper uses Quick Attack! It's super effective!

CHOOSE YOUR BEST ATTACK!

[Si Civa]

Selfdestruct.

It had to be said.

[DarthMauler64]

SPLASH

[Archbio]

Triple Finish from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[Krylo]

Shotgun.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Orbital Ion Cannon.

[Melfice]

Sunny Day.

[Satan's Onion]

PSI Rockin Ω

[krogothwolf]

Kame-Hame-Ha!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[Wigmund]

Zerg Rush

[McTahr]

Gary Busey (http://www.cracked.com/blog/your-3rd-grade-science-textbook-as-written-by-gary-busey)

Listen to anything he says and trust me, it'll count as some sort of psychic assault.

[42PETUNIAS]

HYPER BEAM

[Rejected Again]

Falling Moon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca#Death)

Hey, why not?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Sepulchritude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDcIp_q6HIk&NR=1)

[Whomper]

BardThe5thLW: Sepulchritude
I was so annoyed by that video that I closed it a third of the way in. Annoyance is not an attack!

Krylo: Shotgun
This is a weapon, not an attack.

Hawk: Orbital Ion Cannon
Once again, this is a weapon, not an attack. (Even though it's a cool one.)

McTahr: Gary Busey
For the LAST TIME, this is a weapon, not an attack.

Rejected Again: Falling Moon
I suppose that's an attack of some sort. It's rather strange, though.

DarthMauler64: Splash
This did nothing, yet still managed to place above something.

Melfice: Sunny Day
I hate sunburns. :(

Archbio: Triple Finish from SSBB
I'm sure this would be awesome if I knew what it was.

Si Civa: Selfdestruct
Explosion is superior!

42PETUNIAS: Hyper Beam
I'M A-FIRIN' MY HYPER BEAM

krogothwolf: Kamehameha
Grunt beams are cool.

Wigmund: Zerg Rush
Definitely one of the more effective rushes I've seen.

Satan's Onion: PSI Rockin Ω
Earthbound will win this one... though PSI Starstorm Ω would've scored you extra points. <_<

Satan's Onion gets the next bid!

[Archbio]

I'm sure this would be awesome if I knew what it was.

This. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Trainer#Super_Smash_Bros._Brawl)

Their Final Smash is called the Triple Finish and sees all three Pokémon released onto the stage at once to perform a devastating attack: a combination of Hydro Pump, Solarbeam and Fire Blast.

[Satan's Onion]

Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Anyway!

edit: No, I'm gonna do another category. Bring me...the bestest Doctor Who villain(s) ever (that aren't Daleks)!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The Master. If you want a specific version then I'm saying John Simms Master.

[Viridis]

*shakes fist at Hawk*

The freaky thing from Midnight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyr8QUWmMEE) that copied what you said.

[krogothwolf]

Omega fro the The Three Doctors?

[42PETUNIAS]

Cybermen!

[Archbio]

The Meddling Monk!

[Wigmund]

Are you my mummy?
http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/The-Empty-Child.jpg
Please let me in.

[Satan's Onion]

Okely-dokely, let's see what we have here!

-Cybermen: Nifty, and they've been the centerpiece of some amazing Who serials; that said, they also tend to be the Doctor Who villains everyone thinks of right after they think of Daleks.

-Midnight monster: I keep telling myself I should try and get into more Davies-era Who, but I never do. That said, I've heard this is one of his best (or at any rate least Davies-like) stories.

-The Meddling Monk: A Classic Who villain whose stories I have shamefully not encountered yet. I shall endeavor to remedy this in my search for more First and Second Doctor stories.

-The Empty Child: Came from two stories good enough they made me temporarily forget they featured Rose Tyler. They're the reason I hope for extremely good things from Moffat-Who.

-The Master: This one was quite close. Had it been Roger Delgado's Master from Classic Who, it would've been an instant win. (He was the original Master, and he was awesome.)

-Omega: He's a threat big enough to bring together the first three incarnations of the Doctor, and he chews scenery like he has a deficiency in Vitamin Ham. This round goes to krogothwolf!

[krogothwolf]

Woohoo, Go Omega!

Alright....favourite Star wars character

[Krylo]

Han Solo.

[Whomper]

Yoda!

[Si Civa]

Chewbacca..!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

God damn you three!!

Gona go with Windu.

[42PETUNIAS]

Jar Jar Binks

[Ape Boy]

Holy shit, I'm not dead and my account is still active! Funky!

Anyway, let's go with Boba Fett.

[greed]

Confident Statement: HK-47.

Assuming EU counts.

If not Grand Moff Tarkin

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Admiral Ackbar.

[Masked Jedi]

Vader.

Not Anakin, mind you, just Vader.

[Bard The 5th LW]

R2-D2

[Geminex]

The entirety of the "Star Wars: Christmas Special" cast.

[Wigmund]

This Sandtrooper
http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/ANH_SandTrooper_LookSirDroids_close.jpg

[DarthMauler64]

Darth Maul

[krogothwolf]

Geminex: Star Wars Christmas Special - This thing you speak of does not exist. NOW DIE!

42: Jar-Jar Binks - You Die now, Die Die Die!

DarthMauler64: Darth Maul - Not enough attention given to him to draw me. Plus he was in the Phantom Menace.

Wigmund: This Sandtrooper - He should be on CSI!

Hawk: Mace Windu - He was cool, till he thought he should argue to anakin as to why palpatine had to die instead of just choppin his head off.

Si Civa: Chewbacca - He was awesome enough to use a crossbow

Bard: R2-D2 - Now where getting somewhere! The first droid ever to make me cry when I thought he died :(

Greed: HK-47/Tarkin - Both Pretty much rank the same. Tarkin a little lower cause he was arrogant to the point of dieing

Whomper: Yoda - Little green frog's got the moves!

Insane: Ackbar - He can't repel fire of this magnitude from the others!

Masked Jedi - Darth Vader: Totally Bad Ass. I will choke you for calling the force stupin

Ape Boy: Boba Fett - He was silent and built up to be awesome, But got shot into a sarlac by a blind Han Solo

Krylo: Han Solo - He was so awesome he shot first.

Instant win? Lando Calrissian! So Krylo takes this one with Han Solo, the second coolest Smuggler in Star Wars.

[Krylo]

If I had lost I was going to point out that it was actually YOU had lost, by loving someone more than Han Solo... though I guess Lando is pretty close.

Anyway...

Let's go with: Guess my favorite RPG. 'Cause it's the first thing that came to mind and I never think through what I'm going to do if I win.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Fallout 2. Would say 3, but not sure it entirely counts.

[Seil]

I was gonna say Chrono Trigger, but that seems to obvious, so... um... Vagrant Story?

[Whomper]

Dragon Warrior! BUT THOU MUST!