Who knew again? [Archive] - Page 3 - The Warring States of NPF

Mr.Bookworm

03-16-2009, 06:46 PM

The Dishonorable Award for Go Fuck Yourself to Death - POS

9. bluey - Silent Hill 2: Never played this game.

8. Kerensky - Evil Dead: I have never seen these, beyond about twenty awesome minutes of Army of Darkness.

7. Hawk - Resident Evil 3: Oooooh. You would've placed way higher if you had said four, and placed a little bit higher if you had said five (only played the demo).

6. Wandering God - Marvel Zombies: Man, you should've stuck with your original answer. The Dawn of the Dead remake is a really entertaining film (it's not really good, but I would've paid to see it in theaters). I've read MZ, but never really got into it or liked it.

5. Runs - Shaun of the Dead: I love this film, honest. But when judging it on it's merits as a pure zombie movie, I find it lacking. In my opinion, anyway. I'm sure there's someone who will disagree with me.

4. Ape Boy - Dead Rising: This is like crazy awesome in game form. I've gotten like two hours in the plot, because I'm always getting sidetracked just running around the mall killing zombies with random crap.

3. Moogle0119 - Left 4 Dead: My favorite zombie game ever, and it cracks the top ten of my favorite games ever. It also is kinda happy and uplifting, surprisingly. The game has shown me that if I ever get trapped and have to work with three random strangers in the face of a zombie apocalypse, we'll probably be able to work together.

2. Celes - The Zombie Survival Guide: The book that got me into zombies. I know the entire book by heart (if not word for word). My copy of it has it's cover duct-taped on and various other signs of how much I've read it.

1. Masked - World War Z: One of my favorite books EVAR. I love this book to death. Not much more needs to be said.

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I'm surprised and disappointed no one mentioned 28 Days Later. That would've gotten #3.

So, take it away, Masked Jedi!

POS Industries

03-16-2009, 07:39 PM

I'm surprised and disappointed no one mentioned 28 Days Later.
Not zombies.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-16-2009, 07:43 PM

Damn, 1 number away (and I was thinking 28 Days before rejecting it). Although how you can like 4 better than 3 is beyond me, personally I don't even consider the Ganados zombies anymore.

Not zombies.

Still more so than the Ganados!

Masked Jedi

03-16-2009, 07:57 PM

Alright-y then!

Favorite TV Show

Whether live action, animated, eastern, western, whatever. Try me.

Protip: I guarantee you anything currently airing new episodes will not win.

Mr.Bookworm

03-16-2009, 08:02 PM

Firefly!

Not zombies.

You lost your right to an opinion after that last answer.

Although how you can like 4 better than 3 is beyond me, personally I don't even consider the Ganados zombies anymore.

Simple. I haven't played 3.

Oron

03-16-2009, 08:48 PM

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Ape Boy

03-16-2009, 09:18 PM

Arrested Development

POS Industries

03-16-2009, 10:01 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You lost your right to an opinion after that last answer.
But look at them! Everyone in that comic has clearly been dead for years, raised through unholy magicks to drolly deliver overly verbose statements toward the end of destroying humor as we know it!

Also, you can't tell me that reading it makes you feel as if your brain is being eaten away.

CelesJessa

03-16-2009, 10:29 PM

Looney Toons!

Kerensky287

03-17-2009, 12:22 AM

Beast Wars.

Moogle0119

03-17-2009, 11:46 AM

M*A*S*H

NMR

03-17-2009, 12:16 PM

Animaniacs

The Wandering God

03-17-2009, 02:10 PM

Going by current avatar:

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer (I'm currently in the middle of season 4 myself)

The Wandering God

EDIT: Damn you POS!

Uh, Avatar: The Last Airbender

bluestarultor

03-17-2009, 05:43 PM

Voltron!

Cloud Strife

03-18-2009, 12:21 PM

Mythbusters!

Seil

03-18-2009, 12:27 PM

Hmmm... hard to say exactly, but I bet it's something on the Sy Fy channel!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-18-2009, 12:35 PM

Stargate SG-1

Masked Jedi

03-18-2009, 04:52 PM

11. SyFy Channel (Seil) - Invalidated for not naming one show and for all possible options being retarded.
10. Voltron (bluestarultor) - What?
9. Stargate SG1 (Hawk) - Never even wanted to watch it.
9. Beast Wars (Kerensky287) - Never watched it either, but I've heard of it. I wasn't watching TV when it aired, and never caught it in reruns.
8. Avatar the Last Airbender (The Wandering God) - Never got into it. Seems like it just took elements from better stuff, and I'd rather watch that.
7. Mythbusters (Cloud Strife) - Never seen it, but I want to.
7. M*A*S*H (Moogle0119) - I'm ashamed I never seen a full episode. But what I have seen is intense.
6. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Oron) - Not the best of the classic sitcoms (that's Cosby) but enjoyable. Having Will Smith always helps.
5. Animaniacs (NMR) - I always considered it the least of those Warners shows, but I've been wanting to revisit it.
4. Arrested Development (Ape Boy) - I recently got around to watching a few episodes, and loved it. Must investigate further.
3. Firefly (Mr. Bookman) - Nathon Fillion is the sexiest man alive.
2. Looney Tunes (CelesJessa) - Ah, the classics. They're genius. You all understand that.
1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (POS Industries) - I'm currently in season 4, and loving it. The writing, the acting, the awesome... Joss Whedon is my hero.

If any of you had said the X-Files or the Boondocks, you would have placed highly. If you had said Freaks & Geeks, you would have won. :)

Go POS! I choose you!

POS Industries

03-18-2009, 06:15 PM

At any given time, where would I rather be?

To clarify, it doesn't have to actually exist.

Masked Jedi

03-18-2009, 06:22 PM

Pimptopia, where everything is as awesome as possibly possible. Or impossibly possible. Or not possible at all. It's just that cool.

Edit: Grammer

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-18-2009, 07:22 PM

In space! Everyone wants to go to space at some point.

Moogle0119

03-18-2009, 07:29 PM

Candy Land!

CelesJessa

03-18-2009, 07:59 PM

At a 5-star all-inclusive resort.

Mr.Bookworm

03-18-2009, 08:22 PM

NPF.

Kerensky287

03-18-2009, 10:29 PM

Amsterdam.

Fifthfiend

03-19-2009, 02:00 AM

At any given time, where would I rather be?

To clarify, it doesn't have to actually exist.

I'm going to go with "sandwiched between Rose McGowan's soft, milky-white breasts."

Ape Boy

03-19-2009, 02:24 AM

I'm going to go with "sandwiched between Rufus' soft, milky-white breasts, while bouncing off his bulbous thunder-gut and getting tangled in his oddly-quite-pronounced happy trail."

You can ask Ken about it:

http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rufus-sfiv.jpg

The Wandering God

03-19-2009, 07:29 AM

Sleeping in bed.

The Wandering God

greed

03-19-2009, 07:53 AM

On a boat.

POS Industries

03-19-2009, 11:05 PM

Almost all of you should be ashamed. Gawd.

10. Whatever the fuck Ape Boy said (Ape Boy) - I see where you're going here but, honestly, you're trying too hard. Nobody is going to believe that you honestly think that would be a credible answer. Your Troll Fu is weak!
9. Candy Land! (Moogle0119) - Man, that's just asking for cavities.
8. Pimptopia (Masked Jedi) - That's silly. You're silly.
7. NPF (Mr.Bookworm) - These sorts of answers keep coming up in this game, be they something about the forums or banning if it's a mod in question and I can assure you that it is never, ever going to win.
6. Sleeping in bed (The Wandering God) - Seriously, if I could eliminate my need for sleep, I think I would be a much happier person.
5. At a 5-star all-inclusive resort (CelesJessa) - Unless they offer massages with happy endings, this just sounds boring. I'd be sick of it by the end of the day.
4. Amsterdam (Kerensky287) - The Dutch are scum.
3. In space! (Hawk) - This is interesting, but the problem involved is that it's too broad an idea. Space is cool and all, but I have little to no interest in getting there via current means. I mean, you get out there and then what? Just float around and going to the restroom in zero gravity. Ugh.
2. On a boat (greed) - What am I? Mesden?

AND YOUR WINNER: Sandwiched between Rose McGowan's soft, milky-white breasts (Fifthfiend) - You've been reading my dream journal again, haven't you?

Aside from Fifth, none of you should feel proud of your placing on the list. I spent more time trying to decide whose was more terrible than the others just to put it into some organized fashion.

Fifthfiend

03-19-2009, 11:08 PM

Victoly! Horrifying question is imminent.

Ape Boy

03-20-2009, 12:29 AM

[LIST] 10. Whatever the fuck Ape Boy said (Ape Boy) - I see where you're going here but, honestly, you're trying too hard. Nobody is going to believe that you honestly think that would be a credible answer. Your Troll Fu is weak!

If you think I intended anyone to treat it credibly, you're the one who is trying too hard.

It was a play on Fenny's answer, a gay joke, and a Street Fighter IV reference. It was already a TRIPLE PLAY, it didn't need to be anything else!

POS Industries

03-20-2009, 12:51 AM

Fenny
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/prime-1.jpg

Fifthfiend

03-20-2009, 01:21 AM

And so plumbing NEW HEIGHTS of narcissism I axe you:

What is Fifth angriest about, right now????????????????

POS Industries

03-20-2009, 01:24 AM

Being mistaken for Fenris.

Krylo

03-20-2009, 01:39 AM

Being alive.

Ape Boy

03-20-2009, 02:03 AM

The economy.

Alternately, being reminded by POS that you were mistaken for Fenris.

EDIT: Simply for more understandable wording.

Moogle0119

03-20-2009, 05:22 AM

Current Hollywood movies destroying childhood memories (from 80's cartoons, remakes, and poor comic book movies)

Kerensky287

03-20-2009, 07:20 AM

Oh man, you just KNOW someone's gonna post 2girls1cup and then say "This."

But I'll just go with the fury of being alive fuck you Krylo you stole the MGS3 joke.

Okay, you know what? Let's go with GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING.

The Wandering God

03-20-2009, 07:30 AM

Having to live with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your governor.

The Wandering God

EDIT:
In a continuing effort to suck less,
uh, Tucker Carlson?

Mr.Bookworm

03-20-2009, 09:02 AM

Being a moderator administrator.

CelesJessa

03-20-2009, 11:17 AM

The weather not being as nice as it should be.

Fenris

03-20-2009, 12:51 PM

Bellsouth.

Fifthfiend

03-20-2009, 03:25 PM

Protip: All these answers so far suck.

Fenris

03-20-2009, 03:34 PM

All of these answers so far.

Fifthfiend

03-20-2009, 04:09 PM

Anyone who answers "people who can't tell the difference between grammatical error and informal stylistic voice" is looking to rocket up the charts right about now.

Kerensky287

03-20-2009, 04:47 PM

Dude, that's cheating.

Fifthfiend

03-20-2009, 04:55 PM

"Kerensky287" is now another likely front-runner.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-20-2009, 05:00 PM

Everything.

Come on guys, we all know Fifths natural hatred and anger for all things is far too vast to be limited to anything less than all things.

Seil

03-20-2009, 05:19 PM

Saying stupid things, knowing that you're saying stupid things and being completely unable to stop yourself?

Masked Jedi

03-20-2009, 05:38 PM

Krylo's penis

Mr.Bookworm

03-20-2009, 05:38 PM

The population of the forum you're stuck with managing after shiney ran off and had a kid?

POS Industries

03-20-2009, 07:19 PM

The population of the forum you're stuck with managing after shiney ran off and had a kid?
Man, I tell you shit and you just don't even listen, do you?

Mr.Bookworm

03-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Man, I tell you shit and you just don't even listen, do you?

See my point?

Kerensky287

03-21-2009, 12:24 AM

"Kerensky287" is now another likely front-runner.

Hurray, I'm the Who Knew champ!

Fifthfiend

03-23-2009, 03:13 AM

Being mistaken for Fenris.

Why would I be angry about a wonderful compliment like that? Fine fellow that he is who wouldn't want to be mistook for him?

Being alive.

Silly Krylo you know I hate everyone else being alive.

Or really just most of everyone else being alive.

being reminded by POS that you were mistaken for Fenris.

Even after being reminded of it I still don't remember it at all.

Maybe if you'd thrown out a link or something I could get properly angry about it but as it stands nah, not really upset especially.

Okay, you know what? Let's go with GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING.

Everyone knows global warming doesn't really exist.

Having Arnold Schwarzenegger as the governor of your state.

Everyone knows Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't really exist.

The weather not being as nice as it should be.

I do get angry about this but I live in the East Bay area where the weather so frequently is exactly as nice as it should be so I don't have an opportunity to get angry about this very often.

Being an administrator.

I like it and I hate it and then I hate liking it and I like hating it.

It's a mixed bag is what I am saying.

The population of the forum you're stuck with managing after shiney ran off and had a kid?

The people I'm stuck administrating are definitely the sucky I-hate-you part of that mix.

Everything

Includes many things I am angry but nonetheless too many things I am not angry about.

Saying stupid things, knowing that you're saying stupid things and being completely unable to stop yourself?

More frustrating than anger-inducing. Granted frustration is a lot like anger in any case.

Current Hollywood movies destroying childhood memories (from 80's cartoons, remakes, and poor comic book movies)

Truthfully I mainly hate current hollywood movies destroying my current memories with their generalized shittiness, the fact that they are based on earlier things which were typically better just sort of highlights their badnessity, but it's in the same general region of hatreds so I'll say this will do.

Bellsouth.

Holy goddamn like two days out of three I am goddamn angry about some damn thing from Bellsouth

Tucker Carlson?

Holy fuck I sure do hate Tucker Carlson.

Blow dried stupid fucking I wish someone would grab that bow tie and twist it around and around until it popped off his whole fucking oversized balloon of a head ARRRRRGH

So I guess TWG is the weiner.

The Wandering God

03-23-2009, 07:48 AM

A weiner is me! Avatar answer FTW!

Since I'm such a nerd, name my favorite dragon.

Go!

The Wandering God

Ape Boy

03-23-2009, 08:34 AM

Bruce Lee

Mr.Bookworm

03-23-2009, 08:36 AM

Smaug?

Professor Smarmiarty

03-23-2009, 08:53 AM

Puff.

greed

03-23-2009, 09:53 AM

Fafnir?

Moogle0119

03-23-2009, 09:56 AM

Eberron

NMR

03-23-2009, 11:12 AM

Bloodbane

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-23-2009, 12:54 PM

Bahamut

Fifthfiend

03-23-2009, 12:57 PM

Puff

Ravashak

03-23-2009, 01:10 PM

Tiamat

Masked Jedi

03-23-2009, 01:15 PM

Aylee.

Also, Fifth doesn't read.

Intern Nin

03-23-2009, 02:19 PM

Fang.

POS Industries

03-23-2009, 05:19 PM

General Iroh, the Dragon of the West.

Nikose Tyris

03-23-2009, 06:29 PM

Colossal Red.

Fifthfiend

03-23-2009, 09:31 PM

Aylee.

Also, Fifth doesn't read.

This from the guy who thought my contest question was "things Fifth totally loves."

Masked Jedi

03-23-2009, 09:48 PM

Yeah, well, at least I've got your mom.

Mr.Bookworm

03-23-2009, 10:11 PM

And his wife!

Masked Jedi

03-23-2009, 10:42 PM

They are the same person, you know.

bluestarultor

03-23-2009, 11:20 PM

Draco of Dragonheart.

The Wandering God

03-24-2009, 02:03 PM

Let us see how this breaks down.

Moogle0119 - Eberron (Dungeons and Dragons thing)
NMR - Bloodbane (Cyan from Dragonlance?)
Nikose Tyris - Colossal Red
I do like D&D, but those are some weak examples. Where's Skie, Kitiara's dragon?
Ravashak - Tiamat (A classic, but see #6)
Masked Jedi - Aylee (Never read Sluggy Freelance. Is that bad?)
Intern Nin - Fang (Harry Potter?)

7. bluestarultor - Draco of Dragonheart (Sean Connery really does a great job. I think this movie is more maligned than it deserves.)
6. Hawk - Bahamut (Mostly because he's pretty cool in Final Fantasy games.)
5. greed - Fafnir (of Nordic myth? It's been a while since I read any, but worth points for coolness)
4. Smarty McBarrelpants - Puff (The Magic Dragon I'm guessing? Yes, I do like this one. :D)
3. Ape Boy - Bruce Lee (His biographical movie, Dragon: The Bruce Lee story, is practically required viewing if you have any interest in martial arts.)
2. POS Industries - Iroh, Dragon of the West (Almost gave this one the win, but I wanted to give the win to an actual dragon.)
1. Mr. Bookworm - Smaug (Dragon-personified. Quote: ""I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong. Thief in the Shadows! My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" Awesome.)

Mr. Bookworm, you have lived up to your name. Take it away!

The Wandering God

Intern Nin

03-24-2009, 03:38 PM

Intern Nin - Fang (Harry Potter?)
Shame on you.
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp51/InternNin/288.jpg

Mr.Bookworm

03-24-2009, 05:20 PM

Favorite conspiracy theory!

This has to be something that some nutjob with a tinfoil hat somewhere has had beamed to him by the ghost of Cleopatra, not something random you pull out of your ass.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-24-2009, 05:35 PM

It's gota be Truthism (http://truthism.com/).

Masked Jedi

03-24-2009, 05:39 PM

9/11, bombs in towers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_demolition_hypothesis_for_the_collapse_ of_the_World_Trade_Center)

Edit: Added link

Cati

03-24-2009, 06:27 PM

Paul is dead. (http://homepages.tesco.net/harbfamily/opd/index.html)

The Wandering God

03-24-2009, 06:34 PM

Shame on you.
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp51/InternNin/288.jpg
Shame on me because you were not more specific?

Also, Area 51 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51) is my favorite conspiracy theory.

The Wandering God

Marelo

03-24-2009, 09:19 PM

Hm...

Liberal media conspiracy? If that's too mainstreamy or not nutso enough, then... The notion that the scientific community is in a conspiracy against creationism?

I don't know! I'm not well versed in ridiculous, exaggerated conjecture!

NMR

03-24-2009, 10:32 PM

The Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theory.

Moogle0119

03-24-2009, 10:47 PM

Umm..... how about the death of Marilyn Munroe (http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/celebrity/marilyn_monroe/9.html) from suicide to accident to murder for possibly bringing down a presidency.

Ape Boy

03-24-2009, 11:29 PM

It's gota be Truthism (http://truthism.com/).

Thank you, Hawk. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a while.

How's about Scientology?

Everything from "PEOPLE WHO SPEAK BAD ABOUT US ARE ACTUALLY EVIL THETANS!" to "XENU IS TRYING TO CONTROL THE WORLD AGAINST US THROUGH MODERN MEDICINE!" The whole thing is a giant ball of ridiculous conspiracy theories, wrapped in an outer coating of stupid.

CelesJessa

03-25-2009, 12:00 AM

The NASA "we didn't really land on the moon" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Moon_Landing_hoax_accusations) conspiracy theories?

Krylo

03-25-2009, 12:02 AM

Flat Earth. (http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm)

Intern Nin

03-25-2009, 12:55 AM

New World Order (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(conspiracy_theory)).

Death by Stabbing

03-25-2009, 01:10 AM

Ancient Aliens theory also known as the theory put forth by the book Chariot of the Gods

Marelo

03-25-2009, 01:32 AM

I'm actually acquainted/friends with someone who seriously believes the stuff on the Truthism site. She is a 40ish year old woman. I ridicule her endlessly for it.

It really is baffling. People manage to make livings selling books about it.

bluestarultor

03-25-2009, 12:20 PM

The proposition that the Holocaust never happened.

Actually, depending on how you define "favorite," that one might strike rock bottom, because the survivors are quickly dying, and there's only so much photographic evidence. I personally find it scary in that if people are trying to push it now, it's going to be all that much harder to refute directly in as little as 10, maybe 20 years.

Ape Boy

03-25-2009, 03:13 PM

There's always a swift punch to the face.

... May not be much for argument, but it'll make you feel better!

bluestarultor

03-26-2009, 08:15 PM

There's always a swift punch to the face.

... May not be much for argument, but it'll make you feel better!

Honestly, if there were a way to write a program to deliver those kinds of things over the Internet, I'd bargain 7 years of service to Microsoft to find out how. GONE would be the days of wishing that you could deliver an Internet Slap or a remote throat punch or other common punishments that people wish they could give. The only issue would be figuring out how to ensure it only ended up in the hands of sane, reasonable people instead of being distributed to the idiots who'd use it to try to beat their idiotic views and beliefs into the normal people left in the world. Maybe I'd have to set it up with a key logger to monitor what they actually said so that it would redirect the hits back at them if they were idiots. And anyone found defending Scientology would receive increasingly powerful shocks every time they did so.

Ape Boy

03-28-2009, 03:26 PM

So yeah, who won?

Fenris

03-28-2009, 03:41 PM

I did, because I'm stealing it.

Favorite musical artist.

Masked Jedi

03-28-2009, 03:58 PM

Jonathan Coulton

bluestarultor

03-28-2009, 04:05 PM

David Bowie.

The Wandering God

03-28-2009, 07:48 PM

"Weird Al" Yankovic.

Look in your heart, you know it to be true.

The Wandering God

Intern Nin

03-28-2009, 08:35 PM

Farrokh Bulsara

POS Industries

03-28-2009, 10:13 PM

Incubus.

Seil

03-28-2009, 10:17 PM

Miles Davis.

Cati

03-28-2009, 10:52 PM

Thom Yorke.

Kerensky287

03-28-2009, 11:02 PM

Lonely Island.

Fenris

03-28-2009, 11:03 PM

Only one of you actually knows me.

POS wins.

Well, because Incubus is my favorite band and all.

Seil would have come in second.

The rest of you weren't even close.

POS Industries

03-28-2009, 11:55 PM

That was quick. Anyways, how about....

What fictional character would I proudly follow to the gates of Hell itself without hesitation if they so asked it?

Fenris

03-28-2009, 11:57 PM

Mesden.

bluestarultor

03-29-2009, 12:08 AM

Optimus Prime? I would and I don't even consider myself a Transformers fan.

Kerensky287

03-29-2009, 03:56 AM

Ms Frizzle. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_School_Bus_(TV_series))

It would be a good learning experience.

Ape Boy

03-29-2009, 05:11 AM

Jack Bauer.

If you listened to him, he'd give you the best chance at surviving.

From my experience watching 24, though, there exist two problems: 1) Nobody ever listens to Jack when they should (see: all the time), and 2) 95% of everyone who works with him on missions dies by the end of the day.

Masked Jedi

03-29-2009, 07:49 AM

Inigo Montoya

The Wandering God

03-29-2009, 10:12 AM

Battle Pope

The Wandering God

Mr.Bookworm

03-29-2009, 07:40 PM

Oh dammit I can't believe I forgot about this.

Anyway...

Montgomery Burns

He probably has some inside contacts that could help you out.

Intern Nin

03-29-2009, 07:56 PM

Well, I'd say Virgil but he was an actual person.

Erin Esurance.

Marelo

03-29-2009, 08:36 PM

Odin the Allfather.

42PETUNIAS

03-29-2009, 08:37 PM

Mister Ibis.

Nikose Tyris

03-29-2009, 09:16 PM

I'm going to go with Supergirl on this one- bitch made it through hell intact.

Moogle0119

03-29-2009, 09:25 PM

Batman, he always has a plan.

POS Industries

03-29-2009, 09:42 PM

Oh god, you know what? I'm calling this now.

Nobody wins.

Fenris

03-29-2009, 10:03 PM

Then I'm stealing it.

Who's awesome?

Krylo

03-29-2009, 10:07 PM

Your mom was pretty awesome last night.

Intern Nin

03-29-2009, 10:12 PM

Tintin

Masked Jedi

03-29-2009, 10:26 PM

Deadpool

Kerensky287

03-29-2009, 10:42 PM

*points Fenris' thumbs at Fenris*

This guy. Is that what you were thinking?

Seil

03-29-2009, 11:00 PM

Fonzi?

The Wandering God

03-30-2009, 12:05 AM

Samuel Vimes

Ape Boy

03-30-2009, 04:03 AM

Dexter!

Moogle0119

03-30-2009, 09:27 AM

Bruce Campbell

Mr.Bookworm

03-30-2009, 12:03 PM

Incubus

Marelo

03-30-2009, 12:34 PM

Simo H�yh� (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4).

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-30-2009, 12:45 PM

Ace Rimmer

Fenris

03-31-2009, 06:40 AM

Fuck it, Krylo wins.

Cati

03-31-2009, 04:22 PM

Parakeets.

... Yes, I do realize the question hasn't been asked yet.

The Wandering God

04-02-2009, 05:42 PM

Because Fenris set a bad example, I am now stealing this:

Favorite robot, A.I. program, or android.

Note: Not allowed to have once been human, or have human brain/personality.

The Wandering God

Masked Jedi

04-02-2009, 05:46 PM

Glados

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

04-02-2009, 06:12 PM

Glados

Fuck!

Let's go with erm, Skynet then.

NMR

04-02-2009, 07:21 PM

HAL

Marelo

04-02-2009, 08:09 PM

R. Daneel Olivaw.

If I don't win, you're either a liar or an illiterate loon!

:D

Kerensky287

04-02-2009, 08:24 PM

Bender was technically never human.

Ape Boy

04-02-2009, 09:19 PM

H.E.L.P.eR.

POS Industries

04-02-2009, 09:25 PM

Marvin.

Moogle0119

04-02-2009, 10:19 PM

Data from Strek Trek: NG pre-emotion chip

Fenris

04-02-2009, 10:23 PM

Sithdarth.

Cati

04-03-2009, 12:12 AM

I suppose my answer of parakeets applies to this. Huh.

Intern Nin

04-03-2009, 12:45 AM

Red Tornado

Nikose Tyris

04-03-2009, 07:12 AM

Deep Blue, the Super-Chess-Playing Computer.

I think it counts. :(

The Wandering God

04-03-2009, 08:20 PM

Red Tornado
12. And the award for biggest phail goes to... Intern Nin for reminding me of that dumb Christmas episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold. That's the only time I've ever seen that guy. Also, it hurts me that this guy may have been part of Aang's DNA. :O_o:

R. Daneel Olivaw.

If I don't win, you're either a liar or an illiterate loon!

:D
11. I'm not illiterate but I have been known to be a loon.
Deep Blue, the Super-Chess-Playing Computer.

I think it counts. :(
10. It does count, just not for very much. Sorry.

However, if Searching for Bobby Fischer 2: Redemption ever comes out, I can guarantee you will win.
HAL
9. Never actually seen this one. Have been meaning to. (I think of Glados as a snarkier and differently insane version.)
H.E.L.P.eR.
8. The ads for Venture Bros always turned me off. But I have since heard it's good. (via Dr. McNinja)
Sithdarth.
7. The forum member? No, I'm pretty sure that account is managed by a human. :brow:

Let's go with erm, Skynet then.
6. The problem is that you never actually see or hear Skynet. (In the movies, anyway. Then again, this might change with the newest one.)
Bender was technically never human.
5. Bender reminds me of Garfield, but turned up. Both the good and bad.
I suppose my answer of parakeets applies to this. Huh.
4. Robotic parakeets were on the island in The Incredibles movie. That counts for a lot right there.
Data from Strek Trek: NG pre-emotion chip
3. I'm very much a Next Gen trekkie, and I really liked Data. I think the emotion chip was as handled about as well as could be expected without Gene Rodenbarry's direct influence. Ah well.
Marvin.
2. Once again, a tough choice. Marvin the Paranoid Android was definitely one of my favorite characters growing up. I certainly can relate to his view of the world.
Glados
1. But who can argue with that trust-inducing voice. A stellar guide to increasing the knowledge of science for all mankind. This was a triumpth. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAnfG3KfPB0)

However, if anyone would have said Crow T. Robot or Tom Servo...INSTANT WIN!

The Wandering God

Masked Jedi

04-03-2009, 09:32 PM

Alright.

Favorite Marvel Supervillain who isn't a Latverian Monarch or a Nazi.

42PETUNIAS

04-03-2009, 09:33 PM

Magneto

The Wandering God

04-03-2009, 09:40 PM

Apocalypse

Survival of the fittest bitch.

The Wandering God

Edit: In the undying adventure of being non-terrible, I change my answer to Dark Phoenix.

Intern Nin

04-03-2009, 09:45 PM

And the award for biggest phail goes to... Intern Nin for reminding me of that dumb Christmas episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
Wow. I didn't just fail, I PHailed!

Seriously, if you can't enjoy the story of a robot superhero voiced by Corey "Brainiac" Burton trying to find the Christmas Spirit and battling a Toyman lookalike, (while Batman is having flashbacks to the events leading up to his parent's depressingly sad deaths) ending with said robot blowing up, well then... eh, nothing I say or do could change your mind.

Tombstone.

bluestarultor

04-03-2009, 11:27 PM

Joker.

Ohhhh! MARVEL super villain? Hmmm...

Emma Frost, White Queen.

Ape Boy

04-04-2009, 12:27 AM

Well, since I can't say the obvious (and correct) answer of Dr. Doom, I'm gonna go with...

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin. Absolutely one of the most interesting villains.

bluestarultor

04-04-2009, 12:33 AM

You know, I was going to say that, but then I thought, "nah, nobody is going to win with a Spider Man villain." Hindsight is 20/20. :(

Marelo

04-04-2009, 01:19 AM

GALACTUS, RAVAGER OF WORLDS.

POS Industries

04-04-2009, 03:38 AM

Iron Man.

greed

04-04-2009, 03:58 AM

Loki

Kerensky287

04-04-2009, 04:16 AM

Doc Ock.

I refer, of course, specifically to the Alfred Molina incarnation.

Moogle0119

04-04-2009, 03:45 PM

Since Norman Osborn is already taken I'll go with Venom/Eddie Brock incarnation (not the movie version!!!).

Masked Jedi

04-04-2009, 11:44 PM

I'm gonna extend this till tommorrow morning in the hope that some non terrible entries will show up.

Nikose Tyris

04-05-2009, 08:01 AM

White Phoenix of the Crown (Storm Edition).

SHE FROZE THE FUCKING PLANET.

Fuck you I'm a purist.

Mr.Bookworm

04-05-2009, 11:40 AM

Iron Man.

Fucking Civil War.

Also...

Uh.

Deadpool? He was a villain for the first part of his career.

Masked Jedi

04-05-2009, 02:27 PM

12. Emma Frost (bluestarultor) - She gets points for being associated with the Hellfire Club, and then looses those points and all then some for being fucking terrible. Should have stuck with the Joker
11. Tombstone (Intern Nin) - I don't even know who this is, and he's still a better villain than Emma Frost.
10. White Phoenix (Nikose Tyrant) - See above
9. Iron Man (POS Industries) - Oh, I do hate him very much, but that doesn't make him a supervillain. Just a fascist douche. Unless it's movie Iron Man. In which he's awesome. But he's still not a supervillain.
8. Deadpool (Mr. Bookworm) - Yeah, he's Deadpool. But he's not much of a supervillain.
7. Galactus (Runswithnopants) - Aw hell yes. But not a supervillain. He's a cosmic force. That's like calling Death a supervillain. Fighting a superhero does not a supervillain make.
6. Magneto (42Pentunias) - I do like him. But mostly when he's with the X-Men. I can only think of one storyline where they fought him and I liked it. Good character, bad villain.
5. Venom (Moogle0119) - I thought we agreed to never talk about the 90s again.
4. Doc Ock (Kerensky287) - Oh you were close. But you specified the movie version. Who's a wimp.
3. Apocalypse (The Wandering God) - Terrible look, but awesome. The Fall of the Mutants storyline alone gets him this place.
2. Loki (greed) - Dude. He's fucking Loki. He is the badass to end all badasses. He's the god of badassery. He will fuck you up.
1. Green Goblin (Ape Boy) - The Night Gwen Stacy Died. My favorite Spider-Man storyline ever.

Congrats Ape Boy. You win chocolate.

Also, almost all of you fail at life.

Marelo

04-05-2009, 04:11 PM

He tried to eat Earth! How is that not supervillainy?

Baw!

Masked Jedi

04-06-2009, 12:57 AM

Because he's a fucking cosmic force! He's equal to Death! That's like saying Death is evil for ensuring people die!

Intern Nin

04-06-2009, 01:18 AM

11. Tombstone (Intern Nin) - I don't even know who this is, and he's still a better villain than Emma Frost.
Oh, definitely a better villian then Talking Psychic Cleavage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubf6UFHyEMg)

Ape Boy

04-06-2009, 08:20 AM

... Hmmmm, how do I throw this group for a loop?

Last few topics were: Comics, cartoons, books, coolness, presidents, music, video games...

Let's try this, then: FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM!

NEEDS MOAR TESTOSTERONE!

Moogle0119

04-06-2009, 08:21 AM

New England Patriots

Oron

04-06-2009, 08:34 AM

Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Mr.Bookworm

04-06-2009, 09:36 AM

Boston Red Sox

Nikose Tyris

04-06-2009, 01:23 PM

Liverpool. The Soccer team. <3

The Wandering God

04-06-2009, 01:42 PM

The Harlem Globetrotters

How many other teams got featured on Scooby Doo?

The Wandering God

POS Industries

04-06-2009, 02:52 PM

The 1991 Chicago Bulls.

Masked Jedi

04-06-2009, 05:12 PM

The Mighty Ducks

Ape Boy

04-06-2009, 10:57 PM

There is one, and only one, auto-win answer. Nobody has hit it yet.

Death by Stabbing

04-07-2009, 12:22 AM

San Antonio Spurs the team with the most Championships in all of professional sports in the last 10 years

Seil

04-07-2009, 04:04 AM

The Tiger Cats!

POS Industries

04-07-2009, 04:08 AM

San Antonio Spurs the team with the most Championships in all of professional sports in the last 10 years
Which is nothing compared to the preceding ten years, which were dominated by the Bulls.

With said domination starting in 1991.

Death by Stabbing

04-07-2009, 07:09 AM

Which is nothing compared to the preceding ten years, which were dominated by the Bulls.

With said domination starting in 1991.

You are forgetting my dear POS that at the time the Bulls were winning there were other sports teams who won just as much and more such as the hated Yankees...the Spurs have won more championships than any other team in any sport in the last ten years

Can't say the same for the Bulls

Additionally they haven't even been close in 11 years so...well I guess I shouldn't talk since my beloved Supersonics are no more but still...Yeah that's right I was a Sonics fan...Spurs are my second fave

POS Industries

04-07-2009, 02:21 PM

You are forgetting my dear POS that at the time the Bulls were winning there were other sports teams who won just as much and more such as the hated Yankees..
The Yankees? Please.

6>4, friend, and two of their 4 most recent World Series wins came during the Spurs' reign. I'm not finding anything in that era that matches Jordan's Bulls in that department. Not the Cowboys or Patriots, nor the Braves or Yankees, not even John Daly. I haven't looked into it, so there might be a hockey team that comes close, but I doubt it.

What now?

Krylo

04-07-2009, 02:34 PM

The Besaid Aurochs.

Professor Smarmiarty

04-07-2009, 03:03 PM

San Antonio Spurs the team with the most Championships in all of professional sports in the last 10 years

What 4 (accorded to the pedia)? Off the top of my head Rosenborg BK have won 8 championships in the last ten years and there are surely other temas who have won far more.
I may you could include like conferences and divisions but if I apply a similar rule to other sports they'll still get their ass kicked. I mean I could put Manchester United at 17 with only actual competitions won, if you include subgroups inside those competitions it'll rocket into the stratosphere.

My answer however is: the Gotham Goliaths, the greatest baseball team ever.

Intern Nin

04-07-2009, 08:37 PM

Team Mekpen.

Ape Boy

04-08-2009, 08:44 PM

We'll say Oron wins. The year before the Bucs won the Super Bowl was when I got into NFL Football, and I have fond memories of those teams. Also because I think Oron did the legwork to look up where I'm from.

All Boston teams share 2nd, cause I have family from Boston, and I tend to respect success.

Everyone who mentioned a Basketball team (other than the Celtics) or any teams from any sport not popular in America had zero-chance of winning.

Krylo, you would've had a better chance if you said the Al Bhed Psyches or Luca Goers.

Anyways, TAKE IT AWAY, ORON!

Mr.Bookworm

04-08-2009, 09:03 PM

Wait, what would have won for sure?

Oron

04-08-2009, 09:22 PM

Well well well... Let's see...

Favorite/Most played PS2 game.

42PETUNIAS

04-08-2009, 09:25 PM

Final Fantasy 12

The Wandering God

04-08-2009, 09:29 PM

GTA: Vice City

The Wandering God

Zilla

04-08-2009, 09:36 PM

MGS 3

Mr.Bookworm

04-08-2009, 09:38 PM

God of War

NMR

04-08-2009, 09:53 PM

Devil May Cry

Marelo

04-08-2009, 10:00 PM

Okami.

Moogle0119

04-08-2009, 10:22 PM

Shadow of the Colossus

Intern Nin

04-08-2009, 11:08 PM

DragonQuest VIII

Fenris

04-08-2009, 11:27 PM

Katamari Damacy

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

04-09-2009, 12:41 AM

Resident Evil 4

Krylo

04-09-2009, 12:44 AM

FFX-2

Ape Boy

04-09-2009, 01:35 AM

RE: Bookworm

The Philadelphia Eagles. They were what got me into football, despite living an hour from Tampa, and it's been a passion since then.

As for the new topic, you sons of bitches (and Zilla) took my answers!

Let's say...

Disgaea.

greed

04-09-2009, 10:26 AM

Final Fantasy X

Tendronai

04-09-2009, 11:09 AM

Persona 3.

CelesJessa

04-09-2009, 11:09 AM

Kingdom Hearts

Wizardcat

04-09-2009, 09:08 PM

Persona 4.

Seil

04-09-2009, 09:10 PM

Super Mario Brothers.

POS Industries

04-09-2009, 09:45 PM

Favorite/Most played PS2 game.
Super Mario Brothers.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/spaceolympics.jpg

Oron

04-09-2009, 10:22 PM

17. Super Mario Brothers (Seil)- I wish.
16. Katamari Damacy (Fenris)- No, thank you.
15. FFX (greed) - Only ever played FF7-DoC. Is that a bad thing?
14. FFX-2 (Krylo) - See above.
13. FFX12 (42PETUNIAS) - See above.
12. GTA: Vice City (The Wandering God) - Fun at first, but boring at the end.
11. Persona 3 (Tendronai)- I liked the game, but just kind of finished it and put it on the shelf.
10. Persona 4 (Wizardcat)- Same reason as for Persona 3, really.
9. Dragonquest VIII (Intern Nin)- Good game, but bit of a case of "beat it and be done" with it near the end.
8. Disgaea (Ape Boy)- I liked it, and played through it a bit after my first playthrough, but not much.
7. Kingdom Hearts (CelesJessa)- I enjoyed the storyline, but didn't like having to grind for levels near the end.
6. Okami (Runswithnopants)- I really liked playing the game, but unfortunate timing caused a break from gaming while playing this game. Haven't started it up again, yet.
5. Devil May Cry (NMR)- Being a demon hunting mercenary is a good way to waste time.
4. Resident Evil 4 (Hawk)- Nothing wrong with wholesale slaughter of Ganados.
3. MGS 3 (Zilla)- Snake. Not much else to say.
2. Shadow of the Colossus (Moogle0119)- For some reason, I really liked this game, despite the ending annoying me. I still pull this out every now and then to slay another giant mountain-thing. Except the sand worm.
1. God of War (Mr.Bookworm)- Now we're getting somewhere. I loved mauling things with the Blades of Chaos.

If anybody had said Dynasty Warriors 5: Extreme Legends, I would have called the game then and there.

All yours, Bookworm.

Ape Boy

04-10-2009, 01:26 AM

I was about to praise your list, until you mention that goddamn Dynasty Warriors would beat out God of War, Shadow, MGS3 and other PS2 classics.

You are crazy, sir. Crazy.

Oron

04-10-2009, 03:52 AM

Zilla

04-10-2009, 04:26 AM

I took the "spent most time playing" thing as a major contributing factor to my selection, considering how much time you have to sink into MGS3.

Fenris

04-10-2009, 06:34 AM

16. Katamari Damacy (Fenris)- No, thank you.

You hate happiness. And LSD.

Ape Boy

04-10-2009, 06:54 AM

Yes. Yes, I am.

Just in case you didn't figure, but my heavier PS2 playing years was 10-14. I just happened to love the hack-n'-slash game, and kept that with me as newer games came out. I will admit that DW6 wasn't as good as it should have been, though.

I very much enjoyed #3. Then I got tired of spending money on pretty much the exact same games.

I only do that for Madden now, thank you very much!

Mr.Bookworm

04-10-2009, 09:10 AM

You hate happiness. And LSD.

Speaking of which, I have to do a report on LSD for school. Can you hook me up?

Anyway.

Favorite RPG quote of all time.

This can be from any part of a game. Characters, introductions, epilogues, tiny-little easter egg text. Whatever.

And yes, there is a absolute definite winner.

EDIT: Due to someone pointing out that this is a bit too nonspecific (yay peer pressure), I've changed it to favorite RPG quote, as opposed to everything. My absolute favorite is still in there.

Moogle0119

04-10-2009, 10:03 AM

Hmm....I'll go with Kefka from FFVI on this one...

http://www.sonofasubmariner.com/img/sub-big.png
"Son of a submariner!"

NMR

04-10-2009, 12:19 PM

More Kefka!

"Run, run, or you'll be well done"

Ah Kefka. You an your silly quotes.

The Wandering God

04-10-2009, 01:25 PM

"I am Grahf, the seeker of power. Doth thou desire the power?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJxpEbwbul4)

Xenogears

The Wandering God

greed

04-10-2009, 01:39 PM

You'll have no villain's exposition from me. - Jon Irenicus Baldur's Gate 2

Kerensky287

04-10-2009, 08:59 PM

"I'm Basch Fon Ronsenburg!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs)"
-Vaan, FF12 (who is most definitely not Basch)

bluestarultor

04-10-2009, 10:42 PM

"YOU SPOONY BARD!" - Tellah, FF4

POS Industries

04-10-2009, 10:55 PM

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ― HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II

Mr.Bookworm

04-11-2009, 09:16 AM

7. The Wandering God - No interest in Xenogears.
6. bluestarultor - Classic quote, but no.
5. Kerensky - That was a funny video, but it loses something because the quote isn't in itself great.
4. NMR - Beats out bluey's because, even though I have never played FF VI, I know Kefka is awesome.
3. Moogle - Beats the other Kefka quote for sheer irreverence.
2 greed - I just got Baldur's Gate. It's just as awesome as every other Bioware game, and I like the Ozymandias vibe the quote has going on.
1. POS - HK-47 is crazy awesome.

As you can probably tell, I've only played Baldur's Gate and KotOR II among these. Which you can probably infer from that I'm a WRPG guy.

For reference, "War. War never changes." would have beat everything else hands down.

Ape Boy

04-12-2009, 11:44 AM

I'm so stealing the crap out of this.

I'd like to know about... FAVORITE TASTY BEVERAGE!

Masked Jedi

04-12-2009, 11:48 AM

Beer

greed

04-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Oy Ape Boy, only been just over day I as runner up got dibs til tomorrow.

So anyway Favourite British Comedy.

42PETUNIAS

04-12-2009, 12:00 PM

Red Dwarf.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

04-12-2009, 12:28 PM

Crap, well seeing as the winner is taken I'll go with Only Fools and Horses.

42 goes classic, I go classic-er.

Masked Jedi

04-12-2009, 01:19 PM

Monty Python's Flying Circus

The Wandering God

04-12-2009, 01:43 PM

The Office

The Wandering God

Mr.Bookworm

04-12-2009, 04:38 PM

Blackadder

Ape Boy

04-13-2009, 12:17 AM

Oy Ape Boy, only been just over day I as runner up got dibs til tomorrow.

So anyway Favourite British Comedy.

Damn you and your rules!!

Let's go old school with Fawlty Towers.

John Cleese wins the World!

POS Industries

04-13-2009, 12:41 AM

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

greed

04-13-2009, 10:34 AM

Alright

1. Blackadder - Mr Bookworm, a favourite.
2. Red Dwarf - 42PETUNIAS, also a favourite, but it was more hit and miss than Blackadder, which got all it's crap out of the way in season 1.
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus - Masked Jedi, if you'd said Holy Grail not Flying Circus you would have won.
4. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - POS Industries
5. Fawlty Towers - Ape Boy
6. Only Fools and Horses - Hawk, neve saw much of it honestly, tis okay.
7. The Office - The Wandering God, actively dislike this honestly.

Total winners would have been Hot Fuzz, Yes Minister, Absolute Power or as said Holy Grail. So take it away Bookworm.