#1094: "Please stop being stupid."

[Kurosen]

Bikke's got the right idea. Those sons of bitches hurt.

[Fiye]

And thus the beginning of the end starts.

[Krylo]

I'm thinking that probably Drizzl didn't think this through. I'm not sure what Black Mage who is really Fighter, Bladeless Hilts, and Red Mage whose only high stat is Charisma are going to be able to do here. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=030211)

Granted, the evil money monster might be able to do something... but I doubt it.

[Kim]

I think Chaos, because as they believe the Light Warriors to actually be the LIGHT WARRIORS, that would logically be their worst nightmare.

[Nuklear Waste]

Literal or metaphorical nightmares?

EDIT: Okay, literal being based on their actual nightmares makes sense. I wonder if this will be the return of the Fiends. Black Mage, Red Mage, and Thief each had a [near] death experience from Lich, Ur, and Muffin, respectively, so they might be among their worst nightmares. Kary would be Fighter's, I guess. Or maybe a clown trying to wash them. (I have no idea why that scene from The Brave Little Toaster didn't scare me as a child, but does now.)

[neofrodo]

Doesn't a summoning require......sacrifices?

>_>

<_<

I think I get it now. Very crafty Drizzl. :)

[waw]

Goddamn you Brian.

I did not see this as the way for Chaos to enter the picture. I'm thoroughly surprised.

[POS Industries]

Red Mage whose only high stat is Charisma are going to be able to do here.
Be naked, mostly.

[GrandMasterPlanetEater]

I really want to see the REAL light Warriors make one final appearance before the end. I want to see Barry blamed one more time.

[Si Civa]

Hey, hey, hey. The four fiends weren't their nightmares.
Or neither is Chaos.

[So Money]

Isn't Garland the one with all the summoning mojo? Seems odd for Drizz'l to be the one coming up with this plan...

[Ggolbez]

I SMELL OVERCOMPLICATED TIME TRAVEL!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I SMELL OVERCOMPLICATED TIME TRAVEL!
Y'know, Brian said that wouldn't happen.

Which makes me believe it will happen. Or not. Or both.

Time travel makes it possible.

[Altune]

I just wanna see the fiends again, the Light Warriors barely survived them individually, all of them at once would destroy them. That said, I think Ur is the most dangerous Fiend, if BlackMage would of just let him boil the atmosphere, the world would of ended. But no, Ur had to start with the Light Warrior's, giving RedMage time to do SOMETHING wrong.

[Mirai Gen]

Be naked, mostly.

This. I mean BM even says it; "While a naked you is a lesson in horror, that's hardly nightmare worthy."

Don't know if that's the pure quote, but it's close enough.

[Link_991]

Hey, hey, hey. The four fiends weren't their nightmares.
Or neither is Chaos.

the dark warriors don't know that

[Astrobot7000]

You say Garland has summoned stuff before? I don't remember that at all? Can you link me? :D

[Si Civa]

the dark warriors don't know that

Drizz'l was a Light warrior. When being Light warrior you really don't talk about the weather when you want to do your own little small talk with your party members. However, talking about nightmares is quite good subject. You should try it, you know.

[Nuklear Waste]

You say Garland has summoned stuff before? I don't remember that at all? Can you link me? :D
Here ya go. (http://nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050125) (The summoned creatures appear in the episodes right before and after that one.)

[Neni]

I know what they're gonna summon:

For Black Mage: The discovery, that White Mage is actually a man and the carebears (if I were a evil wizard, they'd sure be MY worst nightmare)

For Fighter: The revelation that Black Mage is NOT his friend and that he has NOT been a hero all the time.

For Red Mage: His stats beeing altered to make him a Bard. Also, his dices and pens breaking.

For Thief: He gets into his ironical hell again (where he owns everything and there's nothing left to steal)

[bobfish]

Those are concepts. Not objects/beings.

[Neni]

Those are concepts. Not objects/beings.

You CAN summon concepts!
....
...
At least you can do so in... certain.... anime...
Well...

It could still be! ><

[Zinos]

The light warriors worst nightmares... prolly something like Figther, an empty treasure chest, a statless character sheet and something unknown...

[EvilFuzzy9]

If the summon is anything like Drizz'l's ultimate guardian, then I have no doubt that the Light Warriors will triumph. Otherwise, they're screwed.

[Si Civa]

If the summon is anything like Drizz'l's ultimate guardian, then I have no doubt that the Light Warriors will triumph. Otherwise, they're screwed.

Those pesky Light warriors killed two fiends. Sadly, they weren't quick enough kill Kary but they were close, friggin' close man!
But they didn't kill the ultimate guardian though! So they are screwed no matter what, fha ha ha ha.

[GrandMasterPlanetEater]

Red Mage as a bard would be pretty tough, once he restrung his lute with Superstrings.

[L_Tiger]

The light warriors worst nightmares... prolly something like Figther, an empty treasure chest, a statless character sheet and something unknown...

prolly something like Figther, an empty treasure chest, a statless character sheet

something like Figther, an empty treasure chest

an empty treasure chest

funniest thing I've read in a while

[Altune]

...So you haven't read the comics L_Tiger?

[Derbeste]

The light warriors worst nightmare is clear....

He's going to summon Sarda.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Would that even be possible? Wouldn't Sarda like, sense that someone's summoning him and be like, "bitch ain't summonin' me nowhere!" And then Drizzl would get struck by lightning or spontaneously combust or something.

It's highly probable that the rest of the Dark Warriors would also die at the same time if this were attempted. Come to think of it, this might be a good way for Sarda to start killing off every other character in the comic. And with nobody else to bother or annoy them, the Light Warriors would have nothing to hold them back, thus, Chaos.

Genius.

[Zinos]

IF Sarda got summoned, i can picture him just slamming the dark warriors to the floor for about 1 hour and warp back to his cave.

[Kepor]

Those are concepts. Not objects/beings.
You CAN summon concepts!
....
...
At least you can do so in... certain.... anime...
Well...

It could still be! ><

Neni's right; you can summon concepts.

FOR EXAMPLE Fifthfiend is what happens when you summon Rule #9.

And maybe #18 or #43(?).

[synkr0nized]

Neni's right; you can summon concepts.

FOR EXAMPLE Fifthfiend is what happens when you bring retarded things to NPF.

fixed that for you


edit to clarify: retarded things here being these rules, not Fifth

[Kepor]

Also, it would appear that synkr0nized can summon Rule #13.

Don't hurt me!

edit: yeah, I suppose they are somewhat retarded.

[bobfish]

retarded things here being these rules, not Fifth


Which rules are you referring to?