Omegle.com

[Fifthfiend]

http://omegle.com/

America Online chatrooms circa 1993, minus every single element that would make that less than one hundred percent totally weird.

[bluestarultor]

I actually like the idea. People don't know how to interact with strangers specifically because it's easy to set up camp and block people you don't want to deal with. It could be quite educational.

[Corel]

Someone get on here and keep typing your username and disconnecting if you don't get an ample reply.

There's 3000 people online; we're bound to find one another sooner or later!

It's like speed dating gone wrong, so very wrong!

Edit: So I did a bit of a social experiment and started every conversation with this:

You: I'm only here for the first opening line



Here are the results.


okay

BUCK BUCK

RONALDO

It was nice knowing you

Im a 250 Pound Iraqi Woman Talking to you from a government computer, would you like to chat

jacksper.

nah, sorry, got nothing

fuck you then



Success!

[Nathan_Rahl]

I have decided that doing as you suggest is weirder than any chatroom ever. I got some of the weirdest responses. my favorite was "DO YOU KNOW TRI-GUNNA?"

[Kim]

So, I'm having a pretty awesome conversation right now.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: A direction away from the ground.
Stranger: good answer
Stranger: and in zero gravity?
You: The enemy's gate is up

And now we're talking about Asimov.

[Bells]

Just my luck... here is my first try...

You: Hello there!
Stranger: w or m?
You: W
You: and you?
Stranger: you or from?
Stranger: m
You: hm?
Stranger: sei falar ingles nao

Last line translation = "I dunno how to speak english"

And yes, i know i said i was a girl... i just really wanted to know how bad it would go next.

[Kim]

Other conversation ended, so here's a short one...

Stranger: woman?
You: Nope
Stranger: fuck

You: Greetings
Stranger: We need to talk.
You: I do believe that is the point of this device
Stranger: But stranger, it's not safe.
You: Why not?
Stranger: because I am a bear
You: Which kind?
Stranger: Grizzly
You: Hmmm, quite a conundrum indeed, though I must admit I am impressed by your eloquence, Monsieur Bear
Stranger: Whoa Mr/Mrs. Vocab
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bells]

i just founded a use for this site...

You: A mounted bear with a claymore charges towards you! What do you do?
Stranger: slash
You: Mounted bear takes 14hp of damage! It's trying to maul you!!
Stranger: blow head off
You: OMG! Critical damage! you killed to Mounted bear! Take Claymore?
Stranger: yes
You: You acquired Claymore!
Stranger: Kick ass!

[Fifthfiend]

I've been approaching people in character as an intelligence operative testing them with a code word to confirm that they're my contact.

I don't think one person has picked up on it so far.

SO disappointed in the omegle.com community.:(

[Kim]

Inspired by Fifth, I've started asking everyone "Who are the Patriots?"

I've yet to get, "La-li-lu-le-lo" as an answer.

[Whomper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: B9
You: Yahtzee!
Stranger: Who are you?
You: I am you.
Stranger: HOLY COW!
You: Only in India.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.This is fun.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Melissa?
Stranger: joey?
You: Hey :D
Stranger: HOWS IT GOI
Stranger: n
You: lol good
Stranger: im really ghigh
Stranger: on life...
You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat
Stranger: illegal stuff is bad
You: oh don't pretend Melissa :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.This is also obligatory.

[Corel]

Do people keep getting people starting their conversation with Battleship co-ordinates? Similar Whomper's above example!

[Bob The Mercenary]

When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

That sounds perfectly safe!

I'm yet to get a good conversation started. A lot of hey, hello, what's your name, "disconnected".

[Kerensky287]

You: Why do birds suddenly appear
You: every time
You: you are near?
You: Just like me
Stranger: you are nearrrrrrrrrrrr
You: they want to be
You: CLOSE TO YOUUUUUUU
Stranger: close to youuuuuuuuu
Stranger: <3
You: ....I forget the rest.
Stranger: me too
You: Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Stranger: i enjoyed it
You: it was a good learning experience

It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...

[Mr.Bookworm]

That sounds perfectly safe!

I'm yet to get a good conversation started. A lot of hey, hello, what's your name, "disconnected".

Say, "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac."

Gets a conversation started every time.

[akaSM]

You: Hi?
You: O_o
Stranger: hi!
You: that thing's weird O_o
Stranger: i'm an ascii artist
You: ascii...
You: I can do this :D
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Stranger: you try
You: Rickroll'd in ascii O_o
Stranger: yuppers

I got Rickroll'd in ASCII O_o

[Fenris]

You: Is this Dewey?
Stranger: this is Dowey
You: Oh
Stranger: its ok i get it a lot
You: Tell Dewey that the ostrich has reached Kuala Lumpur
You: if you see him.
You: And make sure he brings the bees.
Stranger: i will do that
You: Thanks mate.
You: Have you seen where I put my bees?
Stranger: no
Stranger: :(
You: Good
You: then the assassination will be a success.
Stranger: :/
You: =)
Stranger: you frighten m
Stranger: e
You: :D
Stranger: <3
You: <3
Stranger: <------8
You: Baby baby~
Stranger: My name is hunter
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: SO FUNNY
You: Not as funny as BEES.
You: Have you seen my bees?
Stranger: God damnit, not you again.

Some highlights.

[The Argent Lord]

It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...

On that note:
Stranger: hey
You: This was a triumph
Stranger: why?
You: I'm making a note here, huge success
Stranger: knock knock
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
You: Aperture Science
Stranger: hmm
You: We do what we must, because we can
Stranger: Im into Computer Sciences
You: For the good of all of us
You: Excapt the ones who are dead
Stranger: k
You: 'cause there's no use crying over every mistake
He signed off while I was typing the next line :/

[CelesJessa]

Ha, this is quite amusing. And it does remind me of Cleverbot a bit.

You: although, now that you've seen my face, I'll have to kill you
Stranger: Oh hell....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Then I started claiming that I was Snake to see what would happen, with pretty amazing results actually:

You: This is Snake
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: SNAKE
Stranger: IS THAT YOU
You: Yes, I've made it into the facility
Stranger: FUNNY
You: Procede with Operation Omegle
Stranger: WIAT'
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
You: I'm proceeding with the operation!
You: don't try to stop me
Stranger: HOW ABOUT
Stranger: YOU JUST WAIT
Stranger: AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING
You: There's no time for thinking on the battleground
You: you just follow your heart
Stranger: BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE WRONG
Stranger: WHAT IF THEY ARE ALL WRONG
You: What is right in wrong in this battle anymore?
You: I don't even know
You: I just know I have a mission to complete
Stranger: DO WHAT YOU MUST
Stranger: BUT I SHALL PLAY NO PART
You: Good, I don't want to bloody any innocent hands in this game
Stranger: INNOCENT ? PUPPYS ARE INNOCENT, I AM THE REASON FOR ALL OF THIS
You: You caused this war?
Stranger: YES , YES I DID
You: But... How?! Why?!
Stranger: IT HAD TO BE DONE, I HAD NO CHOICE
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ?!!
You: There's always a choice! You could have chosen peace!
Stranger: BUT WITHOUT WAR THERE CAN BE NO PEACE!
Stranger: NOW, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
You: You sound a lot like a man I knew, a long time ago
You: Big Boss...
Stranger: THAT MAN DIED, A LONG TIME AGO
Stranger: THIS IS A NEW AGE, A NEW ERA!
You: But yet his ideals are still being carried out! What is a world with neverending war?!
Stranger: THE WAR WILL END WHEN THE PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO ACCEPT WHAT HAPPENED AND MOVE ON
You: How? How are the people supposed to accept it after everything you've done!?
Stranger: THIS CANNOT BE BLAMED ON ONE PERSON, ALL I DID WAS START WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS TO AFRAID TO START
Stranger: THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE TAKEN US TO WHERE WE ARE NOW
You: Then the only answer... is to finish it where it started.
You: That... is my mission
Stranger: THEN I MUST GO
Stranger: BE BRAVE MIGHTY SNAKE
You: I'll never forget you, or what you lived for
You: *salute*

[Vault Of Thrones]

I'm finding it difficult to have interesting conversations. The most interesting one I've had so far is as follows:


Stranger: hay
You: Do you know where I've put my ladder?
Stranger: havent a clue
You: oh, it's about yay big and has rungs on it
You: are you sure you haven't seen it?
Stranger: hm now that you mention it im pretty sure i saw something like that in my neighbors yard
You: Okay, let me grab my chainsaw and I'll be right over there
You: good, now the wedding can go on
Stranger: good good
Stranger: who again is getting married?
You: Theodore Roosevelt and Thomas Edison
You: If you'll excuse me I have to get back with the ladder
You: oh, almost forgot my chainsaw
You: that's important that is

[Kim]

So I decided to be Liquid Ocelot so that if CJ and I ran into eachother it would be extra fun...

Stranger: aadrama?
You: Snaaaake!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: A FUCKING SNAKE
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET SNAKE FROM aadrama?
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SNAKY WAYS

[Kerensky287]

New activity gained: Omegle Adventures!

Stranger: hi
You: You awaken in a jail cell. There is a pumpkin in one corner of the room. What do you do?
Stranger: carve the pumpkin into a face
Stranger: so now I have a friend
You: You pick up the pumpkin, aim its sharp end at your cellmate, and begin an act that would have been regarded as dispicable by Hitler himself.
You: Eventually, you have a rough bone carving of Thomas Jefferson made from the ribcage of your former ally.
Stranger: No... I'm pretty sure Hilter would approve
You: This has not gotten you any closer to escape.
You: What do you do now?
Stranger: Listen... I never did those things
You: Yes you did, but what has been done cannot be undone.
Stranger: You've clearly gotten me confused with someone else
Stranger: I'm still sitting in my cell
You: Look, this isn't helping you escape any faster.
Stranger: with my pumpkin
You: yes, and your bonecraft Jefferson.
Stranger: who said I want to escape
You: And the entrails.
You: Oh lord, the entrails.
Stranger: Oh man...
Stranger: I'm NOT cleaning up this mess
You: Who do you wish to task to mess cleaning duty?
You: Your options are:
You: Pumpkin
You: Bone-Jefferson
You: The guard
Stranger: Hmmm... well, thus far, the pumpkin has been proven to be the most trustworthy...
Stranger: But I really can't leave the mess to such a close friend
Stranger: I feel Bone-Jefferson IS partially to blame...
Stranger: But the guard really isn't spending his time doing anything better...
Stranger: I'm going to go with Bone-Jeffeson
You: Looking at your effigy of the former President, you raise your finger in command.
You: "Slave, I command thee to clean up your mess!"
You: Bone-Jefferson is non-compliant.
Stranger: Oh man... that bastard
Stranger: all right, I guess the guard
You: You have sparked the interest of the fellows in the next cell over.
You: What do you do next?
Stranger: Say hello...
Stranger: strike up a card game
Stranger: and then pick the pumpkin for "my team"
You: Hearing the chatter between the next-door neighbours, you knock on the wall.
You: "Hello, chaps! What say you to a delightful game of cards?"
You: You then realize that you have no cards.
Stranger: I say yes!
Stranger: damn
You: You do, however, have a pile of entrails.
You: The neighbours are quite enthusiastic about the card game, however.
You: You wouldn't want to let them down.
You: What do you do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[phil_]

CJ's codec conversation is far too similar to actual codec conversations. Guys, I think she's Solid Snake and she's been playing us for suckers this whole time.

[Nique]

Nuklear Power Forum
'Harrassing the rest of the world since '86'

[Loyal]

I decided to play the 'surreal' card and then I don't know what happened from there.

Stranger: hi
You: Where am I?
Stranger: in a strange place
You: What is this place? Seems... familiar.
Stranger: it's the Matrix.
You: May...tricks...?
Stranger: yes, tricks is a ket word...
Stranger: *key
You: I see... I think I want to go home. Is this home?
Stranger: well... kind of.
Stranger: you just have to find it.
You: I don't know who I am. How will I know when I've found it?
Stranger: you'll jest feel it.
Stranger: *just
Stranger: you see, in here no one has an identity.
You: Trippy. So I am nobody...
You: And you are nobody.
Stranger: yes.
You: We are the same!
Stranger: in a way.
You: I know who I am now. I am YOU!
Stranger: wow, so am I you?
You: I think so. Quick, what number am I thinking of?
Stranger: 5?
You: Oh snap!
Stranger: :O
You: We gotta get outta here! We must escape together!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: but how?
You: Quick, through this window! I'll go out the door, they won't know who to go after!
Stranger: allright!
Stranger: 1, 2, 3...
You: JUMP!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: *Walks into the door*
Stranger: nothing happened
You: hmm... quite a conundrum.
Stranger: i think it's a trap!
You: We gotta get outta here!
You: ...oh, wait.
Stranger: but we're the same person
You: What if I threw you out the window?
You: It'd be like throwing myself out.
Stranger: so me too.
Stranger: i think i could work.
You: Yeah, could work.
Stranger: *it
You: On three:
You: One -
You: - Two -
You: - THREE!
You: *fling*
You: WHEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: *flying too, because we're the same person*
You: EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*splat*

[Viridis]

It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...

That was jabberwacky (http://www.jabberwacky.com/) and it was awesomely surreal.

[G.I.R.]

Stranger: you are Russian, i feel it
You: I am?
Stranger: Ну да
You: Maybe you should keep your hands to yourself then.
Stranger: ...

Hehehe... I love it.

[synkr0nized]

Trolls are currently the biggest problem facing Omegle. Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible. In the mean time, I hope Omegle's users will continue weathering the storm, and enjoying the site despite its trolls.

ha ha ha
"Hey let's make a site where one person can talk to one other person with no identifying information or means for them to figure out who the other is! OH WAIT WHY ARE THERE BAD THINGS HAPPENING?!?!"

[Corel]

ha ha ha
"Hey let's make a site where one person can talk to one other person with no identifying information or means for them to figure out who the other is! OH WAIT WHY ARE THERE BAD THINGS HAPPENING?!?!"

I spent a good 5 minutes opening with the line "Well it looks like we're *puts sunglasses on* going to have a little chat" and then whatever they replied with saying "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!".

I am easily amused.


You: Round 1
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: COME HEEEERE!
Stranger: -------------------------->
You: Hrk!
Stranger: Uppercut'd!
You: Hadouken!
You: E=-
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: Thats the wrong game
You: Oh...
You: Nevermind, then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The funny thing is that two people replied with exactly the same thing with the grappling hook, unless it was the same person!

[TDK]

This is fun.

Most of the people responded poorly to my spontaneous RP, but I've found one who'll play along.

[Alexander Graham KILL]

So I got a Phone Number from someone on that site. If you were in my position what would you do? Annoy the hell out of them? Try to get to know the person and discover that they were in their fifties?

There are so many possibilities.

I'm just amazed that anyone would do anything this stupid. I'll probably throw it away.

[Kerensky287]

So I got a Phone Number from someone on that site. If you were in my position what would you do? Annoy the hell out of them? Try to get to know the person and discover that they were in their fifties?

There are so many possibilities.

I'm just amazed that anyone would do anything this stupid. I'll probably throw it away.

If I were in your position I would probably get rid of the phone number. If you think of the kinds of people who would willingly give out personal information like that to a complete stranger, only a very slim percentage of those people would actually be desirable to contact. I would say that it isn't worth the risk.

The phone number is probably fake anyway.

[phil_]

The number probably belongs to someone they hate and they want you to spread it around the internet.

I say give'im what he wants.

[Alexander Graham KILL]

The number probably belongs to someone they hate and they want you to spread it around the internet.

I say give'im what he wants.


Damnit I already got rid of it!


Also this was a pretty good chat.

Stranger: you scare me
You: I'm just a misunderstood man in a big suit

[Niveras]

I foresee a new source for bash.org quotes.

[Ryong]

You: Hi.
Stranger: You down with OPP?
You: Let me answer that carefully.
Stranger: Continue...
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I blame looking around the Awkward Zombie forums on April Fools.

[Alexander Graham KILL]

I ran into Orson Scott Card, He's a douche.

You: Are you a mormon?
Stranger: Yes
You: Are you Orson Scott Card?
Stranger: Yes
You: Why did you ruin the ender series?
Stranger: For the heck of it
You: Well I hope for your sake you can do a barrel roll.
Stranger: *barrel rolls away*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: There are five fiends in a room which is the worst
Stranger: you ..
You: ........I am not a fiend nor the worst
You: There are five fiends in a room which is the worst
Stranger: if not the worst at leat dumb u are, u not even can type correctly hauahau
Stranger: so what's up?
You: Well...There are five fiends in a room which is the worst
Stranger: fiends? or friends?
You: Fiends
You: Is it the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th fiend
Stranger: are fucking kidding me dungeos and dragons?
Stranger: 3
You: Incorrect you incoherent babbling dunce. DIE

I have been trying to find someone on the forum, if you get this you know it's me.

[CelesJessa]

CJ's codec conversation is far too similar to actual codec conversations. Guys, I think she's Solid Snake and she's been playing us for suckers this whole time.

Haha, how you kid.
Now that you know my secret, you must die.

I was pretty amazed at the quality of Codec-esque responses I was getting from the person too. I got another person to go "Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKE"

[Kerensky287]

Every time I try to be Snake I end up talking to someone who either doesn't speak English, wants to "cyber", or spams racial slurs.

"Snake? Ooh, sounds hot. I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

[CelesJessa]

You have to give off a good Snake vibe.

Although I have gotten some disturbing responses.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Finally had a great chat. I wanted to try out CJ's "this is Snake" and it ended up going down a road I didn't expect.



You: this is snake
Stranger: This is Bella
Stranger: Snake?
You: Snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT MY DAZZLING GODLIKE VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND
Stranger: :(((
You: I just killed him, I thought you should know
You: he died an honorable death
Stranger: No! Not Edward!
Stranger: I LOVED HIM!
You: wait, Edward?
You: I thought you meant
Stranger: Edward Cullen! My dazzling boyfriend~*~*
You: nevermind, he's still alive
Stranger: :D
You: for a little while longer at least
Stranger: Noo
Stranger: without him i'll trip in front of a car
Stranger: AND DIE
You: and only HE can stop that! D:
Stranger: He's the only one that cares enough to be the one to save me!
Stranger: I think! Even though like five people asked me to prom!
You: but would they stop cars with their hands?
You: I think NOT!
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: edward does stop cars with his hands!
Stranger: I need to see him again
Stranger: i haven't been properly dazzled in a while
You: xD
Stranger: STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEE, I HAVE A DAZZLE FETISH OKAY?
You: how's about some tactical espionage dazzlement?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Close enough
You: <3
Stranger: <3
You: I am dazzled
Stranger: ...
Stranger: DO I DAZZLE YOU?
You: You do! :D:D:D
Stranger: *dazzles*
You: xD
Stranger: I DAZZLE MORE THAN MY PMSING BOYFRIEND, WOOH!
You: *is dazzled*
Stranger: *brb tripping in front of a bloodthirsty vampire who will threaten my life*
You: We must dazzle him!
Stranger: But he's a vampire! He NATURALLY dazzles!
You: We must OVERdazzle his dazzle!
Stranger: how do we do that?!
Stranger: is it.. is it possible?!
You: if you believe in yourself
You: If I combine my dazzle with your dazzle we can overdazzle his dazzle.
Stranger: But you're snake
You: ...
You: fuck


And later on:

Stranger: LAST TIME I SCREWED UP I GOT PREGNANT WITH A VAMPIRE BABY
Stranger: EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANYTHING BUT DUMB AND MORTAL
You: ...
You: mom?
Stranger: Y-yes honey?
You: @_@ Mommy!
Stranger: baby!
Stranger: Oh mommy missed y--
Stranger: ...
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: I THOUGHT MY CHILD WAS A GIRL
Stranger: BABY ARE YOU A TRANSGENDER?
You: I..uh..was in disguise
Stranger: oh okay
You: I'm a spy like that :)
Stranger: :) You take after your...
Stranger: uh
Stranger: father.
Stranger: i think

[EVILNess]

I had this one right off the bat.

You: SURREAL SENTENCE EXPOUNDING THE GREATNESS OF CHEESE.
Stranger: QUERY ASKING INDICATION OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
You: STATEMENT OF HETEROSEXUALITY.
Stranger: SADNESS AT SAID STATEMENT AND QUERY TRYING TO GET YOU TO TRY SOMETHING NEW.
You: DENILE OF QUERY AND THANKS FOR ASKING.
Stranger: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS.
You: :(

[synkr0nized]

I foresee a new source for bash.org quotes.

Quite possibly!
And hopefully they won't all be afk or masturbation jokes.

[phil_]

What's wrong with these people? What the hell is "RBD" and "ornt?" They're messing with me, aren't they?

[Kim]

Stranger: hey
You: You encounter a wild Bruce Campbell
You: Roll initiative
Stranger: Natural 20. Critical Hit
Stranger: I cast Dazzling Ray
Stranger: For 4 d6 damage
Stranger: Thats 15 points total
You: Bruce Campbell defeated. You find Legendary Item "Bruce Campbell's Chin"
Stranger: I put it in my bag of holding for safe keeping, until I need it a few lonely nights from now
Stranger: The cleft will feel good
You: There is a village to the north, a cemetary to the west, and a McDonald's to the southeast
Stranger: I go North
You: You reach the village gate. Stephen Segal is standing guard. He says he needs to see papers before you can enter.
Stranger: I pretend like Im digging through my bag of holding for papers, but instead pull out the Chin. I throw it at him right between the eyes
You: Roll to hit
Stranger: 16
You: It does 3000 damage. Segal bursts into flames. You find weapon "Stephen Segal's Katana"
Stranger: I take the Katana and look it over. I roll an archana check
You: It has +3 to Ponytails
Stranger: Nice. I keep it and move forward
You: You now have a ponytail. You enter the town. You see a village idiot in the town square, a blacksmith to the east, a tavern to the north, and a path leading further into the village northwest
Stranger: I walk up to the idiot and remove my rove
Stranger: robe*
You: The idiot starts screaming, "You're a stranger, stay away from my danger!" Then he falls to the ground and starts kicking at you
Stranger: I spear the katana through his abdomen
You: He dies. You find loot "Box of Stupid"
Stranger: I open the box
You: How many points do you have in intelligence?
Stranger: 12
You: You are reduced to 8. You now have below average intelligence, making you dumber than most NPC's.
Stranger: I get depressed

[Mike McC]

To fnd me, all you need to know is of a fear of butterflies, and a love for delicious bacon jam.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: Do you know when the baconarium gets the next shipment of delicious bacon jam?
You: I must keep ahead of the butterflies.
You: They want it.
You: They'll kill for it.
You: I must keep ahead of them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Melfice]

Stranger: Math!
Stranger: Science!
You: Did you pick up the package?
Stranger: Literature!
Stranger: History...
You: Good.
You: Now bring it to New York as soon as possible.
You: We'll talk again when you get there.
Stranger: man, I just left New York in July
Stranger: I ain't never going back there
You: You know where to bring it.
Stranger: Place sucks!
You: ... who are you. What did you do to him?
Stranger: USELESS

Well, it's just a perfectly fine question if you're obviously not him

[Ryong]

What's wrong with these people? What the hell is "RBD" and "ornt?" They're messing with me, aren't they?

RBD is a teen band from Argentina that also has a novel on TV. It stands for "Rebelde" which means "Rebel". It's completely stupid for their way of rebelling usually involves asking something from their parents, getting it and then going "BAWWWWW" when their parents complain about ANYTHING. I know all of this because my cousin watches the darn thing and whenever I go to my aunt's house she makes me watch TV with her.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

After several failed attempts to get a conversation going I got this;

Stranger: PIRATES OR NINJAS?
You: ninjas of course!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have yet to have a decent "This is Snake" conversation yet.

[Unprodigy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ARGH! BEES!
Stranger: run to the water
Stranger: bees can't swim
Stranger: watch out for water moccasins
You: THEY'RE OUTSIDE, WHERE THE WATER IS!
Stranger: that is a conundrum
You: OH GOD, I THINK THEY'RE GONNA SMASH THE WINDOW!
Stranger: better than Smashing Pumpkins
You: MUSIC! YES! I'LL HYPNOTISE THEM WITH LOUD MUSIC!
Stranger: bees love beeeeethoven
You: OH GOD! THE MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD THE WINDOWBROKEOHGODAFSGHBDAFHb
Stranger: what exactly are you smoking?
You have disconnected.

[Melfice]

Stranger: hi, a/s/w
You: 20/m/OVER 9000*
You: You?
Stranger: w please
Stranger: its for "weight", because i hate fat people
You: Well... ain't that funny. I hate people who hate people. Do you REALLY hate people?
Stranger: if they are fat, yes.
You: Then I hate you too. Now see what you are doing? Now you're going to make me hate myself for hating you.
You: Apologize.
Stranger: no, im happy now^^. bye

*I mean, I would have disconnected right there, but seriously. "w"? That's a new one.
This is too much fun.

[Yrcrazypa]

I must be unlucky, I can't get anything but people who are dumb in a not funny way.

If you see "A large dinosaur charges at you. What do you do?" that would be me.

[Funka Genocide]

You: yo
Stranger: oi
You: vey?
Stranger: hã?
You: nuuuuu
Stranger: vc fala portugues?
You: no hablo
Stranger: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this ones I found pretty funny too.

Stranger: YOU HAVE THE AIDS
Stranger: GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT
You: ah, damn
Stranger: OMG OMG
You: well in that case
You: so does your mom
You: my bad yo
You have disconnected.

[IHateMakingNames]

I keep opening with chess moves but no one ever wants to play.

[Mike McC]

Try Star Trek chess.

[Lady Cygnet]

I need to not read this thread while I am working.

Some highlights:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Ronaldo
You: McDonaldo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what up?
You: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
Stranger: asl?
You: Tink can't hear you clapping. =(
You: WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE FARIES?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, Random Stranger
Stranger: stranger danger!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Ryong]

I'd like to mention that trying to start a CODEC conversation is more likely to cause the other person to leave than anything else I've tried.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

I foresee lots of fun with thisYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI!

Stranger: :]

You: I am (insert deity namme here) incarnate

Stranger: WOOOOOOWW OOOOO:

Stranger: cool

Stranger: and u r from?

You: I have an important message to deliver about the end times

Stranger: tell me :)

Stranger: i must be alive then and then i'll tell to the WHOOOLE WORLD.

You: Damn, I'm sorry, I'm totally high. Me and the big guy were takin some major bong hits a few minutes ago

Stranger: i'll tell that some random guy thought that he was (deity) and blahblahblah :D

Stranger: can i join u? :)

Stranger: BYEBYE SUCKEEERRS

Stranger: haha luv ya<3

[P-Sleazy]

I just start using conversations using stories from fml.com.

So far, here's what I had.

Stranger: Yo
You: whats up?
Stranger: Not alot
Stranger: you?
You: I'm going to die.
Stranger: did you eat your sister?
You: no,
You: last night I got a text from my girlfriend telling me to come over and to bring a condom really fast.
Stranger: But you didn't?
You: So I get there and I knock on her door and some guy opens the door.
You: Then she peeps out from behind him.
Stranger: That's odd
You: Not dressed
You: Turns out the guys name is David and my name is Daniel.
Stranger: I was with a girl last night, some random dude knocked on the door when we were in the middle of doing stuff..
You: we're right next to eachother on her phone
Stranger: My names David :\
Your conversational has imploded.

EDIT: And I just had this one right now.

Stranger: hi, I'm Chuck Norris
You: And I'm god.
Stranger: awesum
Stranger: may I roundhouse kick you ?
You: NPF?
Stranger: excuse me ?
Stranger: I didn't invent that word
You: *roundhouse kicks chuck norris*
Stranger: I should ban you
Stranger: noes
Stranger: you can't
You: yes I can. I just did.
Stranger: no it was your imagination
You: I believe you are mistaken.
Stranger: you are a mistake
You: I can however make you beleive that you roundhouse kicked me, even though you didn't
Stranger: I accidentally created you
You: I don't beleive thats possible. I only created you to be a bad joke on the internet.
Stranger: that is what you're thinking
You: that is what I know. You only beleive what I make you beleive.
You: beleiving is not the same as knowing.
Stranger: I let you believe that you make me believe that I believe that
You: I think you should just give up on the WIFOM.
You: why you ask? Because I can do this.
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Stranger: never gonna run around
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You: Oooo...Bear.


And this one was immediately after.

Stranger: hello
You: Portugal?
Stranger: lisbon!
You: fuck!
Stranger: jk
Stranger: america
Stranger: north america
Stranger: lol
You: ...FUCK.
Stranger: :(
You: thats even worse!
Stranger: NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Stranger: omg rude
You: no, I want space!
Stranger: no
Stranger: just love me
Stranger: dont leave me
You: I need it!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME
Stranger: ILL DIE
You: Its not you, its me!
Stranger: WITHOUT Y OU
Stranger: omg FINE

[Kim]

Whenever somebody starts a conversation with a/s/l I tell them I'm a fourteen year old Japanese girl. The response is usually either "OMG RLY?" or "FUKN AZNS!" I find it a great way to end conversations I don't want to start.

[CelesJessa]

I'd like to mention that trying to start a CODEC conversation is more likely to cause the other person to leave than anything else I've tried.

I'm tellin' you guys, you just have to do it right. Honestly, I think my epic Codec conversation was a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.


One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.

[Lost in Time]

That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.


You just found your soul mate and you'll never see him again. See what Omegle has done to you know?

[The SSB Intern]

Stranger: how many users are online?
You: >9000
Stranger: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
You: Gah, I feel dirty now.
Stranger: why?
You: You never look at me.
Stranger: huh?

You: I've met someone else.
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: no
Stranger: please
Stranger: no
You: Yes, his name is Dave.
You: He listens to me
You: And..
You: I'm having his baby.
Stranger: I listen to you
Stranger: when you tell me to put it in harder I do...
Stranger: why...
You: We've been together for so long...
Stranger: oh my god...
You: Our heart's been aching but...
You: you.
You: You're too shy to say it.
Stranger: I can fix this
You: Look we both know what's been going on.
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
You: I have to give you up.
Stranger: oh god no
Stranger: I'm never gonna give you up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: I know I'm letting you down.
Stranger: never gonna run around...or desert you..
You: See it's burning me to hold on to this.
Stranger: then it's over, i guess
You: This is just something I... have to do.

[Doc ock rokc]

I'm tellin' you guys, you just have to do it right. Honestly, I think my epic Codec conversation was a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.


One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.

I have been trying and when they are not cooperating i say that i got the wrong codec frequency

[Nique]

You: B===D
Stranger: nice
You: *take a bow*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I think that must beat some kind of record.

[CelesJessa]

I'm at it again!

With a new strategy!
You: This is Big Boss
You: Your mission is stealth
You: infiltrate outer heaven
Stranger: Anyway, I'm a staunch athiest.
Stranger: I don't believe in outer heaven.

Ookay, that didn't work. Back to the old way...

You: This is Snake
Stranger: is it?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hm
You: Proceed with the mission
Stranger: mission has been terminated
Stranger: sorry
You: What? Why?
Stranger: you're too old
You: This old dog still has a few tricks left
Stranger: although you do still kick ass...
Stranger: but still
Stranger: we can't risk it
You: It's something I have to do
Stranger: I don't know...
You: If not me, then who?
Stranger: one of your clones could do it I suppose
You: you mean Liquid or Solidus
You: ?
Stranger: I guess
You: Liquid would sooner turn on you, and Solidus, well... he's not among the living anymore
Stranger: zombies aren't terrible for missions though
You: Solidus... has been turned into a zombie?
You: is this all the plan of the Patriots?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: well we figured some immortal brainless being would be good to have on the team
You: Solidus was pretty useless alive, I'm not sure how much better he would be dead
Stranger: Alright alright fine
You: You need a real soldier
Stranger: you're on the mission
You: with real feelings to go out there
You: We're not robots... or zombies.
You: Alright, how should I proceed?
Stranger: you'll be fighting zombies though
Stranger: nazi zombies
You: Do the Nazi Zombies have a Metal Gear in their possession?
Stranger: which is why I figured we could have solidus infiltrate their zombie lairs
Stranger: well....no
Stranger: they're just a pain in the ass
You: Sounds like the perfect mission for an old dog like me
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: so when can you start?
You: Will my tranq rounds still work on them like the regular soldiers?
Stranger: Unfortunately not
You: Damn

Not as good as the last one, but I love people that play along.

[h4x.m4g3]

I decided to see how long I could hold a conversation by only saying brains and using punctuation marks. The result was longer then expected.

You: Brains?
Stranger: I love brains.
You: Brains!
Stranger: Got any on you?
You: Brains brains
Stranger: Braaains
You: Braains braains brains brains braaaaaaains!
Stranger: You know what a zombie's favorite cereal is?
Stranger: Raisin Brains!
You: Braaains!
Stranger: Brains
You: Brains
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Do you enjoy eating brains?
You: Braains!
Stranger: Understood
You: ...brains
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: What are your thoughts on brains?
You: Brains, brains brains b-brains brains brains.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Do you also enjoy sucking dick?
You: Brains
Stranger: Right
Stranger: What kind of brains do you like to eat?
You: Brains, brains, brains
Stranger: So no specific kind huh
You: Brains
Stranger: As for me
You: Brains?
Stranger: Well yeah
Stranger: Brains
Stranger: But
Stranger: I like to eat
Stranger: Jewish brains
Stranger: Kosher brains
Stranger: They don't have as much filler
You: Brains, brains, brains!!
Stranger: You get my drift?
You: Brains.
Stranger: Right
Stranger: Now where do you come from?
You: Brains
Stranger: You come from Brains.
Stranger: Is that somewhere in Wisconsin?
Stranger: I've heard of it before.
You: Brains!
Stranger: Oooh yeah.
Stranger: Beautiful place.
Stranger: Love the scenery
Stranger: Oh it is TO DIE FOR
You: Brains, brains... brains brains. Brains!
Stranger: Now let me ask you this
Stranger: Do you enjoy brains?
You: Brains!!
Stranger: You seem very enthusiastic
Stranger: I could use a bright mind like you
You: Brains! Brains!!
You: Brains?
Stranger: Yeah. You would make a great news reporter
You: Brains.
Stranger: You have a bright future ahead of you
You: Brains, brains brains.
Stranger: Do you like to have sex?
You: Brains
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Now in conslusion, let me say this
You: Brains?
Stranger: *various expletives I've decided to edit out*brainslolgoodbye

[Bob The Mercenary]

I'm amazed at how many people on there are from Brazil. I'm on my third one.

Stranger: what do you know about brazil?
You: less than I should, I've never been there. though most of the town I work in is latin, so I've heard some things
You: I know it's a bigass country in northeast south america....that's about it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: one day i will visit new jersey
Stranger: and you shold came here!
Stranger: its a beautyful country

Boy is she in for a culture shock.

[G.I.R.]

I think the majority of people on the site seem to be from Finland and Brazil.

[Bells]

yeah... it's a culture thing of ours... we find a new niche site, dominate it for no specific reason... and force our way trough until we're the dominating beings. We did it with Fotolog.com and Orkut.com. We're probably going to do it with Omegle...

... and i'm appalled by that fact

[Preturbed]

... I just got rickrolled on this thing
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

EDIT: oh someone already posted it :-(

[Osterbaum]

Finnish people seem to frequent a lot of places on the internet. We are so few in number yet often you find us in atleast relatively large numbers on any webpage.

Not many interesting conversations so far. Talked to some person for some time in english only to find out they were from Finland.

[Cloud Strife]

Right now I can't even connect to the damn thing. :( It keeps saying 'Error: Gateway timeout'. Makes me sad. :(

All of your conversations, however, are hilarious.

[TDK]

...I don't even know what the fuck but this was fun. XD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: can ya rap?
You: yes
Stranger: rap battle?
You: Sure?
Stranger: aight who first?
You: you
Stranger: aight hold on for a lil while
Stranger: while i type it
You: That kind of defeats the purpose of a rap battle, doesn't it?
You: This punk sittin' here cruisin dictionary dot com
You: I'm waiting for his lame insults so I can drop dat bomb
You: He think he slick but he don't know who I am
Stranger: if ya mess wit me then ya messin wit the best if ya here me rap boy you blessed cuz my lyrics are like punches to the chest in fact they hurt more then getting hit by a train so that should prove my raps are insane
Stranger: anti rip ^^
You: Now he bitchin dropping loads of this punk ass spam
Stranger: im straight from MCP yea you know me even your granny knows who i be
Stranger: so after this my lyrics are gonna be your fashion trends
You: He crazy if he thinks he can compete this this shit, I'm blazin' deliverin with hit after hit
Stranger: cuz if there was a beat then even that'll blend
You: He doesn't know that I'm the rap masta, I'm up in cod 4 while he stuck on math blasta
Stranger: right now im just rappin freestylin and such cuz i cant afford a record label cuz it costs too much
You: Your rhymes are slow, you stupid and it show, you got lotsa dicks to blow, so while don't you get out here and get low
Stranger: girls stay by my side cuz i gots da magic touch
You: But then they leave cause you bitchin too much
Stranger: lol
You: This is actually fairly amusing
You: I got admit your rhymes are stupid sick and bruising
Stranger: any way you think they leave but they just making room
Stranger: cuz after im done they be scraped up with a mop and a broom
You: But you don't know you messin' with pete MC, I blow you out the water with my rhymes real easy
Stranger: yea you pretty good but im two levels up its like your hitting me in the balls but im wearin a cup
Stranger: what happen boy you choke stick to the little legue cuz this aint no joke
You: You don't know with whom you have messed, to meet me you were blessed, but now you're losin and you stressed, you're stupid you confessed
You: You don't know you are messing with the best
Stranger: i only confess to your shooting and your upcoming death
Stranger: your just my playtoy non the less
You: I don't speak in jest, my rhymes shoot straight into your chest like a bullet goin right into your breast,
Stranger: sorry g2g

I was about to type "You think you playin boy, this ain't no test"

[TheMostDangerousGame]

You: You encounter a wild Vin Deisel. What do you do?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: I would give him the script of a movie he could brutally rape.
You: As you give the scrip, Vin Deisel violates it in front of your eyes, and turns to you, apparently not satisfied. Do you run, or fight?
You: *script.
Stranger: I start to run down the street, and hop on the back of the nearest pickup I can find in an attempt to escap.
You: As you hope into the back of the pickup, you feel a cold breath on your face. Bruce Lee has risen as a zombie, and wants your brains!
You: *hop
Stranger: I tell Bruce Lee while holding my eyes to make them squinty that I am in fact Jackie Chan, and I am asking him if he is willing to help out a fellow chink to defeat Vin Diesel.
You: Bruce Lee nods, and chops Vin Diesel in the neck, instantly killing him. You have defeated a wild Vin Diesel! You gain a Vin Diesel's Bald Head in your inventory. What do you do with it?
Stranger: I offer Bruce Lee the head in exchange of him becoming my personal bodyguard, I tell him it brings good fortune.
You: He is enraged at your offer, and turns on you, aiming a karate chop at your throat.
Stranger: I quickly place Vin Diesels head across my neck as a form of protection
You: The chop is deflected by Vin Diesel's skull, and redirects back onto Zombie Bruce Lee, who explodes. You have killed Bruce Lee (again). You gain Bruce Lee's Arms. There is a path in front of you. What do you do?
Stranger: Unsecure what dangers may lurk on the path ahead I throw one of his arms to make sure the path is indeed safe.
You: The arm, mighty beyond reason, carves a trench through the path, smashing through it until it hits a passing cart, which contains Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is sent flying, and lands in front of you, knocked unconscious.
Stranger: Knowing that Chuck Norris can't get unconscious and is in fact just keeping his eyes close to test me, I walk past him saying that Texas is where my heart belongs.
You: Chuck Norris leaps up and salutes you; then gives you a trenchcoat that looks like the American flag. After that, he jumps away, into the horizon, simply by roundhouse kicking the ground.
Stranger: I put on the trench coat and head towards the closest police nation in hopes that the patriotism the coat displays will make them join me to try and overthrow the government.

What a classy way to make my debut on the forums.

[Fifthfiend]

I thought so.

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