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04-21-2009, 01:56 PM
by Erika Lovley Wed Apr 15, 5:16 am ET

A little-known congressional power could help the federal government keep the Somali pirates in check — and possibly do it for a discount price.

Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) and a growing number of national security experts are calling on Congress to consider using letters of marque and reprisal, a power written into the Constitution that allows the United States to hire private citizens to keep international waters safe.

Used heavily during the Revolution and the War of 1812, letters of marque serve as official warrants from the government, allowing privateers to seize or destroy enemies, their loot and their vessels in exchange for bounty money.

The letters also require would-be thrill seekers to post a bond promising to abide by international rules of war.

In a YouTube video earlier this week, Paul suggested lawmakers consider issuing letters, which could relieve American naval ships from being the nation’s primary pirate responders — a free-market solution to make the high seas safer for cargo ships.

“I think if every potential pirate knew this would be the case, they would have second thoughts because they could probably be blown out of the water rather easily if those were the conditions,” Paul said.

Theoretically, hiring bounty hunters would also be a cheaper option.

National security experts estimate that this week’s ship captain rescue by Navy SEALs cost tens of millions, although a Navy spokesman says the military cannot confirm the exact cost of the mission.

Instead, privateers would be incentivized to patrol the ocean looking for key targets — and money would be paid only to the contractor who completed the job.

“If we have 100 American wanna-be Rambos patrolling the seas, it’s probably a good way of getting the job done,” said Competitive Enterprise Institute senior fellow and security expert Eli Lehrer. “Right now we have a Navy designed mostly to fight other navies. The weapons we have are all excellent, but they may not be the best ones to fight these kinds of pirates. The only cost under letters of marque would be some sort of bounty for the pirates.”

According to Senate historians, Congress hasn’t issued a letter of marquee since the War of 1812, but the Confederate States of America issued them during the Civil War to deliver supplies behind enemy lines. There are also some indications that a letter was granted to a flying band of armed civilians during World War II to operate the Resolute, a Goodyear Blimp used to patrol the ocean for enemy submarines, but the issuance isn’t apparent in the Congressional Record.

If Congress were to revisit the antiquated process, a serious makeover would be required.

In the past, privateers were allowed to keep the ship and treasure they captured in an enemy encounter.

“That isn’t a viable way of funding in today’s world,” said Lehrer. “These pirates don’t really have treasure chests, and their money is tied up in Swiss Bank accounts. Congress would probably have to attach sizable bounties to people.”

Bounties are not a new idea — there is still a $25 million bounty on Osama bin Laden, and millions have been awarded by the government for other enemy captures.



The U.S. State Department earlier this month put a $5 million bounty on the head of the top Pakistani Taliban leader, and even local police departments use rewards to solve cold cases.

University of Oregon economics professor Bill Harbaugh argues the setup could potentially work better than some of the United States’ relationships with modern-day security contractors.

“Obviously, this is somewhat like the contract the government had with Blackwater, except we forgot the bond part of the contract, he said. “If Congress had used this contract from 1776, it would have been more sophisticated than the one they issued with Blackwater.”

Harbaugh’s fifth great-grandfather, Silas Talbot, worked as an early privateer for the United States in 1780 after serving in the Revolutionary War. His letter of marque shows he set out with 12 carriage guns and a crew of 50 men to attack and seize cargo ships coming from Great Britain on the high seas.

Could it really work again?

“It may work in the sense that if you give people incentives to fight piracy, you’ll see more action taken against it,” said Andrew Grotto, a senior national security analyst with the Center for American Progress. “The ocean is huge and, practically speaking, there’s no way the Navy can prevent piracy; it’s too big. But just given the experience in Iraq with private contractors, that effort showcases the difficulties dealing with folks who aren’t answerable to anyone but shareholders.”

But Paul has already thought through a number of these updates.

Days after Sept. 11, Paul introduced legislation allowing President Bush to allow private citizens to go after Osama bin Laden and other identified terrorists and put a bounty price on the heads of targets responsible for the New York attacks. Contractors would also be required to post a play-by-the-rules bond and turn over any terrorists — and their seized property —to U.S. authorities.

“The Constitution gives Congress the power to issue letters of marque and reprisal when a precise declaration of war is impossible due to the vagueness of the enemy,” Paul wrote in a press release. “Once letters of marque and reprisal are issued, every terrorist is essentially a marked man.”

But national security experts and legal analysts warn that applying a colonial-era policy to a modern-day problem could be wrought with legal pitfalls that the Founding Fathers never encountered.

If bounty hunters chase pirates into territorial coastal waters or on to the shore of another country, the problem would fall under the jurisdiction of that country. And any plundering activity that takes place in coastal waters is no longer considered piracy, according to College of William and Mary national security law professor Linda Malone.

Not to mention that there’s also no clear indication where and how the captured pirates should be prosecuted.

“You have to find a stable court system nearby to have them tried for these offenses, but that can be quite complicated,” Malone said. “The fact that the pirates are from Somalia doesn’t make them state actors. They are doing this for private gain.”

And how to determine exactly who is a pirate — and what constitutes pirate activity — could get fuzzy.

“What happens when a ship flying under Congress accidentally takes out an aid ship bound for Somalia?” Grotto said. “At what time does an act seem pirate-like enough to cross the line? Do we really want these snap judgments being made on the fly in waters thousands of miles away from Washington? This is not Johnny Depp we’re dealing with.”


http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/200...politico/21245

http://www.google.com/search?source=...earch&aq=f&oq=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrCqVYVxEoA

In a recently released video from Ron Paul’s Campaign For Liberty Paul worries about the Somalia pirate situation and suggests using Letters of Marque and Reprisal as a solution.

In the video Paul suggests that the situation with the pirates now is similar to the way terrorists were prior to 9-11. He worries that these recent events may cause the U.S. to spend even more money on military interventionism overseas.

He offered the Letters of Marque and Reprisal solution back in 2002 as a response to the 9/11 attacks as well. Surprise! Ron Paul follows the Constitution again. Watch his video message below.

This is a time of need. Where jobs are hard to find and keep and income is scarce at best. For the man of the 21st century, there is little adventure left and little to conquer...

But now, we could be hunting pirates!

So, with a high speed boat and some of the destructive tools we can learn how to make on the Internet, i believe we could make one hell of a living off capturing pirates on dangerous high seas.

A home made Rail Gun, some Molotovs, maybe even a termite bomb or two ( I'm also considering a tesla-like device of sorts just for the coolz ) and we could take the weekends hunting pirates and collecting booty to purchase lightsaber replicas, transformers action figures and never to worry again about multiple good games coming out on the same month.

So, who wants to hunt some pirates?

...also... who has a boat?

Bob The Mercenary
04-21-2009, 04:10 PM
I will proudly fly the red, white, and blue on my masts! This puts me in the mood to go play Seadogs or something. "I come here to request a letter of marque and place myself in service to the USA."

I think it's an awesome idea, but I can also see corruption rising quickly out of this. Like, deals with the pirates to keep some of the loot if they are let go. Still, great way to create jobs that people want.

Kerensky287
04-21-2009, 04:17 PM
So, who wants to hunt some pirates?

...also... who has a boat?

Who needs a boat when you've got an AIRSHIP? Hunt pirates in style!

...Also, who has an airship?

Azisien
04-21-2009, 04:19 PM
Hm I might be down for this flying red and white on my mast, but blue? Might not be the contrast I go for, if you know what I mean!

Yarr.

This should help you Bells: http://www.puzzlepirates.com

Melfice
04-21-2009, 04:26 PM
Funny enough, a Dutch minister, I think, has also volunteered a Dutch Navy cruiser (or really, if they can't spare anything, a PMC with naval power to sail under the Dutch crown) sail down there and bombard the shit out of anything that even remotely acts like a pirate.

I think there's also talk of a cooperation with the Brits, if I recall correctly.
Which really is a joke, if you consider the naval history of our two countries.

Osterbaum
04-21-2009, 04:59 PM
The idea is ridiculous.

Not that I wouldn't go! We should buy a ship together and call it "Nuklear pirate bade" or something. I wanna be the spotter!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
04-21-2009, 05:01 PM
As silly as this sounds, I would totally get on board with this.

Flarecobra
04-21-2009, 05:29 PM
The Marines were in the past known for being quite skilled at taking down pirates.

I'm down if you need a marksman. :D

May even bring friends too.

TDK
04-21-2009, 05:36 PM
Fuck yeah adventuring!

I volunteer so hard.

Magus
04-21-2009, 05:42 PM
Since my initial reaction was "Kickass! Where do I sign up?" I assume this is a bad idea.

Masaki-kun
04-21-2009, 05:50 PM
One of the few careers more badass than piracy itself. All the sailing the seas kicking ass, but with more Justice.

Bob The Mercenary
04-21-2009, 06:27 PM
May even bring friends too.

I can only assume you mean a sexay partay, but with pirates!

Magus
04-21-2009, 06:54 PM
A couple of exotic dancers to dance in the bow while we come in out of the setting sun at 50 MPH, guns blazing, can only aid us in our dance with death.

Bells
04-21-2009, 07:30 PM
who needs zombie training when you can go out on real life hunting pirates for booty with a fuckload of snipers on a sailboat?

Real life rocks!!!

Also, Shurikens, bows and Crossbows just the same as home made rail guns, will be Welcomed aboard!

Plus beer and barbecue... and some Orange juice because we don't need scurvy like those damn pirates...

This should help you Bells: http://www.puzzlepirates.com

See? This is the equivalent of "America's army" for this situation...

Aerozord
04-21-2009, 07:57 PM
One of the few careers more badass than piracy itself. All the sailing the seas kicking ass, but with more Justice.

well technically privateers ARE pirates, just goverment sanctioned pirates.

TDK
04-21-2009, 08:10 PM
They're like secret agents plus pirates. Badass.

phil_
04-21-2009, 09:53 PM
You know how, in One Piece, the World Government are the bad guys and, despite the evil, evil dudes among them, the pirates are the good guys? Well, from what little reading Mike has done and related to me research I've done on the situation, these guys actually make their homes a better place than they were and aren't the worst guys in the world, as long as you aren't the guy on the wrong side of their AK-47s. Even if they're bad guys, they make Somalia a more livable place.

If I were going to take sides and cruise out to the sea of battle, I'd probably be on their side. I mean, I've shown my pirate supporter status in the past, in the context of "pirates vs. ninja." However, I could join them now (barring language barriers and international hatred of Americans, with white Americans being the easiest to discern), and I haven't, so I guess I won't be joining any side. Sorry, guys.

Flarecobra
04-21-2009, 10:02 PM
I can only assume you mean a sexay partay, but with pirates!

No, more like people willing to bring along missile launchers.

Fifthfiend
04-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Fifthfiend would have pointed out a lot of reasons why this is stupid.

But Jamster's in the house now, and by house I mean pirate ship, and by pirate ship I mean motherfucking pirate combination ship/skateboard/MOON ROCKET FUCK YEAH

WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS

A PIRATE BOAT

Masaki-kun
04-21-2009, 10:04 PM
He's got a point that those guys are out there primarily because Somalia sucks right now and they haven't a better alternative. On the other hand pirate hunting is kickass and these guys are shooting innocents.
No, more like people willing to bring along missile launchers.

Equally sexy.

Jagos
04-21-2009, 10:40 PM
Somalia sucks just now? They haven't had a better alternative for 17 years...

But I'd still love to be a pirate hunter for X amount of years.

Bring OOOON Waterworld!

Premmy
04-21-2009, 11:31 PM
seriously, this whole "WOOOOO PIRATES!" shit is getting kinda... lame... er. They're stick-up kids on a boat, get over it.

Melfice
04-22-2009, 03:53 AM
seriously, this whole "WOOOOO PIRATES!" shit is getting kinda... lame... er. They're stick-up kids on a boat, get over it.

No, they're actually pirates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_in_Somalia). You don't need a peg-leg and an eyepatch (parrot optional) to be a pirate, y'know?
And they're a huge threat for cargoships.

Meister
04-22-2009, 04:00 AM
You guys make baby Jack Sparrow cry.

I can only assume you mean a sexay partay, but with pirates!
That said I demand that in addition to this, the ship is painted purple and gets leopard fur trim. Missile launchers are still a welcome addition.

Melfice
04-22-2009, 04:50 AM
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1843/npfpartyboat.png

Yes. That IS a disco ball hanging from the main gun.
No. I couldn't be arsed to paint the whole thing purple. Like it anyway.

Bob The Mercenary
04-22-2009, 04:52 AM
WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS

Thought of doing it. Glad someone else did.

[Edit] Saw a bumper sticker today that said my other car's a pirate ship.

Bells
04-22-2009, 12:11 PM
seriously, this whole "WOOOOO PIRATES!" shit is getting kinda... lame... er. They're stick-up kids on a boat, get over it.

See, now... we WERE going to put you as "second mate in charge of awesome stuff on the deck", but now we can't. Flare on the other hand, gets to be Headmistress of the offshore Bazooka division...

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1843/npfpartyboat.png

Needs moar Warbot flag...! nothing scares pirates more than a War machine with a galting gun for an arm and an accounting degree

Melfice
04-22-2009, 01:33 PM
... I just defiled a navy ship.
It's a ship of my own kingdom's navy, to boot.

I'm sure that's a punishable offence, and it still isn't enough?

Fifthfiend
04-22-2009, 01:48 PM
seriously, this whole "WOOOOO PIRATES!" shit is getting kinda... lame... er. They're stick-up kids on a boat, get over it.

Those guys aren't pirates dudes! They're only exactly what pirates have been across the entire history of being pirates! That's totally not awesome at all!

Oh wait no it totally is. PIRATES MOTHERFUCKERS, ROCK OUT!

Osterbaum
04-22-2009, 02:03 PM
We need a better name for the ship than "NPF1".

Come on guys, I know you can come up with something great!

Bells
04-22-2009, 02:07 PM
Nuklear crocodile machine? It's better than any "Flying Dutchman" crap...

Premmy
04-22-2009, 02:21 PM
okay you're all misinterpreting me, I'm saying that the very nature of piracy is'nt spectacular, it's just theivery, if we called all our robbers in the inner citty "banditos" it'd be the same thing, namely that everyone's ignoring the fact that these guys are just criminals to indulge in childish adventure fantasies. but whatever.

Corel
04-22-2009, 02:23 PM
Ship needed a flag, and a motley crew!

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7733/91646394.jpg

I think Osterbaum is a badass name for a ship!

Maybe I should have named it The Pillar of Osterbaum...

Aerozord
04-22-2009, 02:24 PM
okay you're all misinterpreting me, I'm saying that the very nature of piracy is'nt spectacular, it's just theivery, if we called all our robbers in the inner citty "banditos" it'd be the same thing, namely that everyone's ignoring the fact that these guys are just criminals to indulge in childish adventure fantasies. but whatever.

which is why we shoot them with our guns

Premmy
04-22-2009, 02:25 PM
I'm saying that "woooo pirates are back!" is silly because they did'nt go anywhere, they just decided to start using boats again.

Melfice
04-22-2009, 02:33 PM
okay you're all misinterpreting me, I'm saying that the very nature of piracy is'nt spectacular, it's just theivery, if we called all our robbers in the inner citty "banditos" it'd be the same thing, namely that everyone's ignoring the fact that these guys are just criminals to indulge in childish adventure fantasies. but whatever.

But we have special names for people who rip off insurance companies and stock exchanges as well.
They're called frauds, and they are just as much criminals as Jack the Knife who's off cuttin' people up with his blade, see?

Or doctors who aren't really doctors and who try to cure cancer with acupuncture or herbs. We call those quacks, and they are (arguably) criminal as well.

My point is, these guys are pirates, because they were called that way back in the 16th, 17th and 18th century. They were never gone, and I don't think any of us even said as much. (correct me if I'm wrong, please)
Pirates have also always used boats and small ships. They've just become more of a threat in the last couple of years.

NOW BACK TO SETTING UP A NPF PMC, getting that letter of marque from both the Dutch and the US' government, AND FINDING A NAME FOR THAT SHIP 'CAUSE LIKE HELL I'M GONNA SAIL ON THE USS OSTERBUM!

Bells
04-22-2009, 02:34 PM
i'm just mad because now that real pirates are back, i've bee demoted back to just "thief" regarding my totally legit MP3 files...

EDIT:

HEY!! Someone put some racing stripes on that Ship! It will go faster!

Melfice
04-22-2009, 02:36 PM
i'm just mad because now that real pirates are back, i've bee demoted back to just "thief" regarding my totally legit MP3 files...

See my previous post.
Pirates were never gone. Just not that prevalent as they have been in the past few years.

EDIT: And on that note, I give you the point that somebody said that pirates are back again, Premonitions.
EDITED: Also, I swear to whatever god you believe in, if I get arrested for defiling the Dutch Navy, I'm dragging all you guys down with me. XD

Orion Pulse
04-22-2009, 02:40 PM
why not name it the NPF Swordchuck?

Osterbaum
04-22-2009, 02:54 PM
The name is great, but maybe it should be The FS Osterbaum. FS for Finnish Ship. I have no idea if that's what the navy's ships actually say here.

The Pillar of Osterbaum is pretty great too.

Melfice
04-22-2009, 03:00 PM
Also, clarification, NPF1 is the ship's number in the fleet.
'Cause that's the way we roll, baby!

Secondly, you were close, Osterbum.
Finnish navy ships are prefixed with FNS. Which stands for Finnish Navy Ship.

Thirdly, we'll sail under our own flag. We're NPF, we pledge allegiance only to ourselves! (When we're not busy ripping eachother's throats out)
As such, our ship will be prefixed with NPNS: Nuklear Power Naval Ship.

Fourthly, I'm having way to much fun with this.

Fifthly, how about the "NPNS Nuklear Death"?

Si Civa
04-22-2009, 03:06 PM
East bum and the Easter buns. The most adorable pirates of the century who fight for lollipops and whose journey is to find Neverland and pull trigger when they have that greeny fairie boy in their sight. And hey, it's either Link or Peter Pan, you pick! You have the power!

But seriously, Titanic isn't nothing when compared to this one.

Osterbaum
04-22-2009, 03:16 PM
Finnish navy ships are prefixed with FNS. Which stands for Finnish Navy Ship.
You actually went and googled that? Just had to best me in the knowledge of my own country and it's military! For your information, I am an army man! I am no sailor or coastal jaeger (I suppose you could call them "marines" for clarity).

Melfice
04-22-2009, 03:20 PM
You actually went and googled that? Just had to best me in the knowledge of my own country and it's military!

I wouldn't be a good arch-nemesis if I didn't try to best you at every opportunity!

PyrosNine
04-22-2009, 03:21 PM
I agree upon this act, as this means that a Ninja's work can be legitimized even MORE.

"We of the Flippin' Awesome Dragon Clan humbly request a marque of the writ, for the honorable execution of the disarmament (and dislegament) of the dishonorable pirates of Somalia."

"Do you have prior military experience?"

"Yes."

"Can you describe it?"

"No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you."

"Any prior government affiliations?"

"Yes."

"Can you describe them?"

"No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you."

"Do you even have a boat?"

"BWAHAHAHahahahaAHAHAHahaha*!! Ninjas on boats! BAHAHAHAaaha!!!**"

"Is that a no?"

"Yes."

*Creepily quiet laughter.
** I mean it, really creepy. You'd piss yourself.

Aerozord
04-22-2009, 03:23 PM
NP-FU

Melfice
04-22-2009, 03:28 PM
Osterbaum and I have decided to name the ship the "NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh". (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/490280)

Osterbaum
04-22-2009, 03:29 PM
Osterbaum and I have decided to name the ship the "NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh".
I am Osterbaum and I agree with this message.

Funka Genocide
04-22-2009, 03:38 PM
pirates are thieves, and murderers. And cheats and liars, and they have bad hygiene. But what's really most important about pirates is this, that they have boats and/or ships.

Calling a non-seafaring ne'er do well a pirate is totally bogus.

Sailors of all sorts are the natural enemies of pirates. It is writ in the starry skies or something.

Ninjas don't really even factor into it. Ninjas are just a bed time story that pirates tell their pirate-babies to scare them.

they do this often, for they are scum and enjoy the frightening of children above all else save murder and sodomy.

they really, really like sodomy.

but more to the point, do you know how much even a busted old Spruance class destroyer costs?

you guys are going to need to save your recyclables.

Pip Boy
04-22-2009, 04:21 PM
Why don't we just name it something Ninja themed? That way it'd show how serious we are about being way better than pirates.

CelesJessa
04-22-2009, 04:41 PM
I would like to submit my idea for the design of The Pillar Of Osterbaum.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg)

Pirates won't mess with us!

Ryong
04-22-2009, 04:52 PM
We require more red to make it go faster, otherwise it's pretty great. What job can I have in it?

Azisien
04-22-2009, 05:08 PM
I would like to submit my idea for the design of The Pillar Of Osterbaum.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg)

Pirates won't mess with us!

Not enough guns.

Aerozord
04-22-2009, 05:09 PM
also, it should be on fire

PyrosNine
04-22-2009, 05:14 PM
also, it should be on fire

THE FLIPPIN' AWESOME DRAGON CLAN CONCURS!

And when I say FAD-C, I mean ME.

The other members like the color of purple.

CelesJessa
04-22-2009, 05:38 PM
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2886/erl4677cherryblossomspoj.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspoj.jpg)

Better?

Corel
04-22-2009, 05:43 PM
It's not exactly the most logistically sound ship in the fleet, and pretty much looks like a death trap.

It's like the Light Warriors' Airship.

Ryong
04-22-2009, 05:47 PM
It's not exactly the most logistically sound ship in the fleet, and pretty much looks like a death trap.

It's like the Light Warriors' Airship.

That's bullshit, Pillar of Osterbaum doesn't even fl- You're a goddamn genius. How many rotors would we need to add to lift all these guns, though?

Flarecobra
04-22-2009, 05:51 PM
Depends. Jet engines or spinning wings?

Corel
04-22-2009, 05:52 PM
Just give it bird wings, we don't have to calculate stuff like that then.

We can also have Flight of the Valkyries blaring out whilst it's swooping out of the sky to destroy ships.

Ship Engineer Master CelesJessa, we require a 7.1 surround sound.

Kaneda
04-22-2009, 05:57 PM
That's bullshit, Pillar of Osterbaum doesn't even fl- You're a goddamn genius. How many rotors would we need to add to lift all these guns, though?

No need, we can just utilize the cavorite we got from our bitchingly awesome battle with HG Wellsian spacemen.

Loyal
04-22-2009, 06:01 PM
If CJ will move "Not a problem Princess!" Link to the frontmost sail, I am so in.

Flarecobra
04-22-2009, 06:03 PM
I can snag some of those super-loud speakers we use for psychological warfare. :D

And bird wings won't work. You have to keep infusing it with fresh bird blood. And who wants THAT job? Besides Mike Rowe?


And I thought of something. Why not both? We got the Osprey to do it. I'm sure we can improve on that!

Oh, and we need a drill in the front for ramming other ships.

CelesJessa
04-22-2009, 07:06 PM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg)

I think the ship is running out of room.

Azisien
04-22-2009, 07:07 PM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg)

I think the ship is running out of room.

This is starting to look much more appropriate. However there is still a distinct lack of destroyed enemy craft in the vicinity of the NPF flagship.

Yrcrazypa
04-22-2009, 07:10 PM
I'm in if you get some KC-10s. I'm learning how to fix them now. Parts of it anyway. Ok, who am I kidding? I'm pretty worthless in a crew like this.

Flarecobra
04-23-2009, 01:43 AM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg

I think we got the best represention of NPF here.

Frogman
04-23-2009, 01:54 AM
I am in amazement of this things utter Crazitude™

It gets the Frogman Stamp of Awesome Approval!

Raiden
04-23-2009, 07:32 AM
My only concern about the whole thing are a bunch of rednecks getting the marques, and then fighting each other over who gets to kill Somalians.

But who cares, our boat is loaded with guns and is on fire.

Loyal
04-23-2009, 09:09 AM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg

I think we got the best represention of NPF here.Could not agree more. I keep trying to come up with anything, however minor, that would make this even better, but I keep coming up flat.

Funka Genocide
04-23-2009, 09:15 AM
needs more yoda dog in my opinion.

Bells
04-23-2009, 09:26 AM
no racing stripes? =(

CelesJessa
04-23-2009, 09:34 AM
Yoda Dog is the captain of our boat!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6427/erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=erl4677cherryblossomspo.jpg)

And a racing stripe!

Bob The Mercenary
04-23-2009, 10:03 AM
This thread just got me reprimanded at work when my boss found me laughing hysterically.

Perfect representation of NPF in every way. There is no more to be added. It is finnished. :D

Funka Genocide
04-23-2009, 10:40 AM
ok yeah, it's perfect now.

Somebody break a bottle of champagne across her bow and let's get with the pirate killin'.

Melfice
04-23-2009, 12:07 PM
Melfice is a sad puppy.

SAD PUPPY-FACE! Come on, the NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh could have had a lot of potential.
But I see how it is...
Don't worry about me... there's just something in my eye. *sniff*

Osterbaum
04-23-2009, 12:33 PM
One more thing!

It needs to read "ZOHMYGODIMONFIRE!!!" somewhere.

Flarecobra
04-23-2009, 01:02 PM
Just thought of one: A bumper sticker on the back that says "We don't break for pirates."

Corel
04-23-2009, 01:08 PM
The drill also allows the ship to be able to go underground too.

Truly this is the Thunderchild of the Internet age.

Good work team.

Wigmund
04-23-2009, 02:22 PM
But does it turn into a giant drill-wielding robot powered by its own awesomeness?

Bells
04-23-2009, 05:01 PM
the NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh could have had a lot of potential.

How did you know we were looking for the Pirate ship led by Captain blehblehbleh?!

PIRATE SPY!!

...wait... i think i broke some rule somewhere just now