Like Caviar on Wonderbread

[Funka Genocide]

"Wearing lingere without shaving your legs is sort of like putting caviar on Wonder Bread"

discuss.

[Bells]

what? why?!

Who can see something wrong with this?

http://potentialgold.typepad.com/ore/images/dscn0012.jpg

[Funka Genocide]

that looks really good actually.

hmm

[Fifthfiend]

The Jamster has deduced that Funka finds lingere and unshaved legs totally awesome.

[Amake]

Needs more shrimp IMO.

Now in this similie, is the lingerie the caviar or the wonderbread? Cause I find the absence of body hair much more appealing than the presence of lingerie. It's like, who gives a dingo's kidney what you're wearing, your legs are hairy. But caviar improves everything, and everything makes wonderbread better. I'm confused.

[Bells]

....

i think we just made a SNAFU out of this

[EVILNess]

It's threads like this that make me wonder why I choose this particular corner of the internet to hang out in, and then I realize that I have answered my own question.

[Premmy]

The Jamster has deduced that Funka finds lingere and unshaved legs totally awesome.

the dirty hippie in me agrees

[Funka Genocide]

hell, with enough Grey Goose anything is possible.

also, the beauty of this particular phrase is that you decide what it means!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

My only complaint is that this phrase tells me NOTHING about how we're splitting the bill for this meal. Caviar ain't cheap and I'm flat broke.

[Archbio]

Caviar blows as much as a Beluga with a cold, while body hair can go either way.

[TopHatAssassin]

What if you put caviar on lingerie? Would that help things? What about edible lingerie? It'd be like one crazy snack.

[Whomper]

You fuckers owe me three minutes of my life.

[Funka Genocide]

no.

those minutes belong to us now.

We'll probably use them for lude sexual purposes too, in case you were wondering.