Homesuck: Vriska Rising

[Fifthfiend]

Someone oughtta tell Jade not to look a gift gun in the mouth.

...UPON REFLECTION, THIS METAPHOR ACTUALLY WORKS SURPRISINGLY WELL

[Art of Hilt]

oh god
we're going to go back to ectobiology
and this time with Hussie confirmation that human/troll genes can mix in them
it is time for "incestuous slurry" to enter the human vocabulary

the time is now
the FUTURE is NOW

[Wigmund]

Goddamn Jade, you are bringing all the boys to the yard. Dave, Karkat, Tavros, now Eridan.

Grandson hypothesis: hybrid child of Jade/Karkat + hybrid child of Dave/Terezi


And the most important thing: RIP Johnnytop

[BitVyper]

The most interesting thing in all this, I think, is that if it is true, Jade is communicating with someone post-Scratch.

[Flarecobra]

I hope that it was Jade shooting the Johnnytop...

But I notice that it wasn't the normal-Johnny Five...

[POS Industries]

JOHNNYTOP NOOOOOO

The most interesting thing in all this, I think, is that if it is true, Jade is communicating with someone post-Scratch.
Not only post-Scratch, but post-the entire story, confirming that the universe survives long enough for Jade to have grandkids in it.

oh god
we're going to go back to ectobiology
and this time with Hussie confirmation that human/troll genes can mix in them
it is time for "incestuous slurry" to enter the human vocabulary

the time is now
the FUTURE is NOW
This is the same formspring where "word of god" stated that Vriska's consorts were Pooh Bears. Most of these answers aren't to be taken seriously.

I mean, yeah, it's obviously true that all you need to mix human and troll DNA is an ectobiology lab, but that doesn't actually make it a thing that's going to happen in the story. It mostly just means that Hussie didn't want to get into a discussion about comparative reproductive biologies of a bunch of adolescent characters and how they'd theoretically go about mating.

[BitVyper]

A universe, anyway.

Edit: Honestly, I'm betting a Mother Grub could do the interspecies DNA thing herself.

[Art of Hilt]

This is the same formspring where "word of god" stated that Vriska's consorts were Pooh Bears.

I will bet ten thousand very real pieces of nonhypothetical currency that both the human/troll ectobiology hybrid and the Pooh Bear answers are 100% canon

[Bard The 5th LW]

I will bet ten thousand very real pieces of nonhypothetical currency that both the human/troll ectobiology hybrid and the Pooh Bear answers are 100% canon

And that John makes a hybrid with Karkat.

[PCD]

I'm still holding tentatively onto the belief that this grandson is still Grampa Harley. Jade said that talking to the kid was "like talking to family," which is an obscure enough statement to make me suspicious. And, going by the terms of ectobiology standards, would it really be so weird for your grandfather/father to also be your grandson?

I mean the only way this would really make sense is if somehow John were considered the grandaddy of all the babies through his stuff, and because of his relation to Jade I guess she'd be the nanna, with whoever raised each of them fulfilling the role of parent. Just writing this out makes me realize further how unlikely and poorly-explained an idea this is but I'm still unsure.

[mauve]

I'd never thought I'd say this, but... I'm starting to like Eridan now.

[Art of Hilt]

He can be an okay guy when he's not hitting on you.
Or getting you to help him hit on someone else.
Or having him get you to help him hit on someone else secretly be a ruse for him to hit on you.

[Intern Nin]

Or when he's murdering your guardian.

In other news, the legendary POS has been chucked out with the other garbage.

EDIT: OHSHITCOUNTDOWN

[Bard The 5th LW]

Eh? Whats all this then?

[Wigmund]

What is 5:12:30?!

Wait...5/12/30 - May 12th, 2030 the date from which Jade's grandson is writing from! It's obvious!

[Kim]

Her grandson is writing from twenty years in the future?

I think it's far more likely her "grandson" is a young version of her grandfather concealing his identity due to time travel shenanigans. Hell, he could technically even be her grandson, as much as she's his granddaughter at least.

[Bard The 5th LW]

But we saw that a lot of Grandpa's childhood (I think until he was 13) he was raised by Betty Crocker, the wife of Colonel Sassacre. He was even identified as being the Grandfather (probably not biologically) of Nanna (http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003817). Grandpa Harley would probably be raised under the impression that Crocker was his grandmother as well.

Unless Jade travels to the past and assumes the identity of Betty Crocker, which is actually an active theory.

edit: Well at least she apologized before it happened.

[Wigmund]

Aradia talks to Sollux 0u0


Aradia explodes after talking to Sollux 0n0

[Aldurin]

Troll suicide notes are weird . . .

[Art of Hilt]

I just read this series of updates the moment I woke up.
Just.
0n0

I never like thinking of Aradia, because no matter how you slice it, she is a girl who has had a series of terrible tragic things just happen to her, and there's nothing happy about her situation.

[Wigmund]

If anyone in Homestuck truly deserves a happy ending, it's her. I'm desperately hoping that some ectobiological shenanigans ensue so that she may live again.

If this happens at Vriska's expense, even better.

[Flarecobra]

Agreed.

And once again, Neptia looks cute, and Equius gets shoved into the background.

[The SSB Intern]

Way to ruin a moment with eye-prickling flashing colors.

[Loyal]

I guess this means his eyes can in fact switch colors.

This suddenly adds a lot of validity to that cop!AU thing. (http://deeum.tumblr.com/post/2154523885/fuck-the-police-edit-now-with-correct-spelling)

[Aldurin]

Well, it's either Dave or Doomed Dave. It's probably best that it was Doomed Dave.

And skaia is becoming a rough part of town now that people are being shanked left and right by super-jack.

[POS Industries]

A wider range of emotion? From my Terezi?!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Its her own damn fault. Sorta. Maybe.

[Wigmund]

Oh Terezi, your cool guy is still alive :(

[Flarecobra]

Wow. The second time Karkat seems to care about another's emotions, and he gets clocked. First time was when he brought up Equius's lucus.

Poor guy.

[Art of Hilt]

RE Terezi- :(
RE Jade- If you try to sneak those glasses into the final exams you will get arrested

[Wigmund]

Happy Jade makes me happy after all those sad updates.

[Geminex]

Oh god I just got through a week's worth of updates and fuuuuuuck

[Dracorion]

RIP Doomed Dave.

Alas, we hardly knew ye.

[Loyal]

Jade has the best derpface.

Also: hello WV.

[Token]

Five computers at all times.

[Aldurin]

Five computers at all times.

Of course.

EDIT:

Good goggles.
Best tool.

[Dracorion]

Daves dyin' all over the place, man.

Though, apparently Davesprite may yet be alive.

[POS Industries]

Though, apparently Davesprite may yet be alive.
He clearly fainted and returned to the pendant, awaiting treatment at the nearest spritecenter.

[Loyal]

And suddenly being able to see everything ain't so great.

[Dracorion]

I'm just sayin', Doomed Dave stops counting when he dies but Davesprite doesn't?

Also, I just realized: there's one Dave for every troll, if you count serpentarius. Except now there's minus one Dave because there's minus one troll.

[Loyal]

serpentarius...who?

[Intern Nin]

The yutz in the attic with the fake horns and fourth wall.

[Wigmund]

I'm wondering why it is that when Terezi sees Dead Dave, it's horrifically sad.
But when Jade sees him, it's hilarious.

[Premmy]

I'm wondering why it is that when Terezi sees Dead Dave, it's horrifically sad.
But when Jade sees him, it's hilarious.

Because maybe Terezi is crying about losing to Vriska?

[Loyal]

I'm wondering why it is that when Terezi sees Dead Dave, it's horrifically sad.
But when Jade sees him, it's hilarious.

Well, when you're prefacing your reaction shots with characteristically inflected "OH NOOOOOOO"s it kinda kills the mood.

Terezi, meanwhile, is hit hard enough to lose her usual grin and start crying.

[Krylo]

It could also be the fact that she looks like a total doof with those glasses on. Hilariously doofy.

There is nothing she could do right now which wouldn't be hilarious.

...Except take off the glasses.

[Fifthfiend]

It could also be the fact that she looks like a total doof with those glasses on. Hilariously doofy.

There is nothing she could do right now which wouldn't be hilarious.

...Except take off the glasses.

EYES FLASHING RED AND BLUE

[Marc v4.0]

TG: just imagine something ugly made by a jackass

<3 Strider

[Aldurin]

So the kids' plan is to fire Jack into some random point into paradox space via the scratch. Consequentially, this dumps Jack right at the intended end of the troll session, and shit starts falling apart from there.

I blame Lord English.

[Marc v4.0]

Ok.

So.

Hear me out here.

What if Lord English plays shit-all in the story?

I just get this red herring vibe from English now.

[BitVyper]

Lord English is Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

[POS Industries]

Well, the plan could very well be to send Jack to the trolls' universe, have him kill Snowman, that universe ends, English comes into being, and the kids and trolls just duck the fuck back into the kids' universe and shut the door behind them.

[Geminex]

Well, the plan could very well be to send Jack to the trolls' universe, have him kill Snowman, that universe ends, English comes into being, and the kids and trolls just duck the fuck back into the kids' universe and shut the door behind them.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/brilliant.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Well, this conferms that Bro is now dead.

And it seems things are starting to come to a head...

[Premmy]

A prospect that I truly dread

[Dracorion]

...who?

Doc Scratch.

[Art of Hilt]

Jade? Jade??? JADE!!!
YESSSSSSSS I KNEW IT YES

[Dracorion]

YES.

HELL YES.

HELL.

FUCKING.

YES.

[Marc v4.0]

oh god what is this i don't even

[Geminex]

YES.

HELL YES.

HELL.

FUCKING.

YES.

.

[PCD]

Okay I really was kind of hoping that we'd get a Broquerel being a badass ghost wolf motherfucker, but super adorable Jadequerel is an okay exchange.

[Art of Hilt]

Dreams do come true (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002697)

[Token]

Guys, guys, guys! We're all forgetting the most important thing!


EDIT: Fuck you Bard, when he does come back you'll have to title the active discussion thread at the time "I apologize for the error, Bro is actually alive."


Bro is still unconfirmed.

BRO IS ALIVE HERP DERP

Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2ecf0ic.jpg

[Aldurin]

The best part is I already got to the point where I was like "meh, whatever. The other characters are becoming badass enough to compensate."

I don't think I've even mentioned Bro for close to a month.

[Bard The 5th LW]

So now you don't care about him and are 0k with him being dead?

HEARTLESS

[Loyal]

The best part is I already got to the point where I was like "meh, whatever. The other characters are becoming badass enough to compensate."

I don't think I've even mentioned Bro for close to a month.

Try two weeks. (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1094504&highlight=bro#post1094504)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Come on guys, don't rub it in. He was almost over it. This is something he has to deal with himself. Geez.

But yeah, Bro is fucking dead.

[Pip Boy]

It was obvious bro was dead a couple days ago when Jade was looking for time-traveling Daves and Bro's bleeding dead body was visible in her shades.

[Krylo]

It was obvious bro was dead a couple days ago when Jade was looking for time-traveling Daves and Bro's bleeding dead body was visible in her shades. ages ago when Jack Noir ran him through.
FTFY.

[Archbio]

That wasn't Bro that was a life sized bro puppet.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Which brings me back to my theory that says Bro Strider is the one called Cal and the big fleshy one with the silly sunglasses was the puppet called Bro.
I can pull more out of my ass if you want.

[Premmy]

Jack is going to look weird as FUCK

[Loyal]

Nah. Jade's in the medium, so the dreamjade prototyping won't affect him.

[Specterbane]

That wasn't Bro that was a life sized bro puppet.

You're not helping.

[IHateMakingNames]

I'm wondering how Bec Jade is going to type.

[Loyal]

..she has arms.

They're right there. In plain sight.

http://i52.tinypic.com/245zpnb.jpg

[Krylo]

I think he means whether it will be a ridiculous green blur again or what.

[The Argent Lord]

I think he meant speak in the text boxes. You know, like how Bec spoke/typed in flashing green sun static?

[Marc v4.0]

whelp

[POS Industries]

It is worth noting that Jadesprite's text color and the letter from Jade's penpal are both #1f9400.

[Flarecobra]

I think that warrents a "Oh shit."

[Marc v4.0]

is that who i really hope it isn't?

[Token]

GAMZEE FUCK YEAH

[BitVyper]

Why is Gamzee covered in (maybe) his own blood?

[Token]

Because he's in the middle of ascending to God MiRaClEs tIeR.

[POS Industries]

mOtHeRfUcKiN ApOcAlYpTiC MiRaClEs

[BitVyper]

OR! That is not Gamzee at all, but Jade and Gamzee's grandson!

Best ship ever.

[Token]

Nah, it's Gamzee after flipping out, becoming Lord English, Rufio, AND Lil Cal, as he manipulates Vriska into doing his bidding.

AlL AcCoRdInG To kEiKaKu. HoNk! :O)

[Wigmund]

Oh god, what's going on? I tried to get some sleep to get rid of this damned cold and I can't sleep so I check Homestuck and now I'm like "What The Fuck!? Gamzee, what are you doing?!"

Oh god, he killed them all. He killed the trolls. They're all dead.

[Token]

Oh god, what's going on? I tried to get some sleep to get rid of this damned cold and I can't sleep so I check Homestuck and now I'm like "What The Fuck!? Gamzee, what are you doing?!"

Oh god, he killed them all. He killed the trolls. They're all dead.

That's only his blood, bro.

[Kerensky287]

-He got a papercut and then zoned out for a while.

-He fought his own clone.

-Jack found them all and that's what the timer was counting down to.

[Marc v4.0]

He's gone total Ledger-Joker

So, I guess, why so MiRaClEs

[Archbio]

It looks as though Gamzee might still be in the throes of his unholy (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004718) revelation. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004722)

Also: way to drop the ball, Jade.

[Aldurin]

Wait, is Jadequerelsprite Lord English?

And what the hell Gamzee this is totally out of character even though he never really had one beyond the whole miracles thing.

[Overcast]

What do we know of his character when something actually matters to him?

[Bard The 5th LW]

If Gamzee is bleeding to death, who is to say the others aren't?

[Aldurin]

Given the blood we can only be sure about one thing.

The clown troll is the true psycho killer, but totally not in a cliche way.

[BitVyper]

Of course, it might not be blood.

[Token]

well, he was just spying on jade and furry jade...

[Wigmund]

So he missed the bucket?

[Token]

pretty much

[Loyal]

Augh. Come on, seriously guys?

[Token]

I blame Bit.

[Wigmund]

Well, all the Troll guys want Jade.

[POS Industries]

Come
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/Q.png

[Token]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2h2gxhz.png

[Arcanum]

The flashing colors (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003153), they all make (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003914) sense (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003920).

[Art of Hilt]

oh god my mind is full of fuck

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03215.gif

[Specterbane]

Has no one else noticed he's Viewing Kanya right now? Possibly a copy/paste error, but that doesn't strike anyone as off?

[Dracorion]

gardenGnostic is Jade's handle. Kanaya's is grimAuxiliatrix.

I think the timer is counting down to the rift being created, though the kids aren't going to send Jack through it yet.

[Specterbane]

Damnit, that's right, I always get those two confused. And now there's even more green text to jumble up.

[Aldurin]

So where's the countdown to the big explosion?

[Donomni]

AlL AcCoRdInG To kEiKaKu. HoNk! :O)

Welp, I'm pretty certain very little can surpass this.

Touche, Token. A point.

[Flarecobra]

I noticed now the lab resembled the Magic cue Ball some...

[Dracorion]

What's that you said about the magic cue ball?

I see a ball. It even has a creamy First Guardian center that probably knows all the answers in Paradox Space.

[MuMu]

So now it's going to get prototyped with Haley too? The sprite is going to get really confused...

[Wigmund]

Either Harley or Jade. I hope it's both.

Double Dog-girl Sprite all the way across LOFAF.

[Arcanum]

Can the sprite even be prototyped more than twice? I mean John high-fived Nana before and nothing happened. I don't remember if anyone else touched their sprite though.

[Loyal]

If it can be prototyped more than twice, it's almost certainly not going to happen without the sprite's consent.

[Arcanum]

Oh nooooo! Not the stump! (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Tree_stump)

[Specterbane]

Oh relax there isn't even a hook in it. We should be fine....probably.

[Aldurin]

Oh relax there isn't even a hook in it. We should be fine....probably.

You can't be sure until you look for the gun, and if there does happen to be one then it's already too late.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Jade has several guns on her person right now.

[Premmy]

Jade is not the stump..

[Overcast]

But no handguns.

[Loyal]

With those stubby arms of hers she probably couldn't get the leverage for it anyway.

[Fifthfiend]

Way to flip the fuck out, Jade Becley.

[Wigmund]

Oh shit, they broke the fourth wall.


Goddammit girls.

[Token]

Andrew Jedediah Hussie, I'm not sure if I hate you or love you.

[Flarecobra]

Lord English is the coat.

[Specterbane]

No Lord English is the 4th wall, it's the only thing that massive coat will fit.

[Aldurin]

No Lord English is the 4th wall, it's the only thing that massive coat will fit.

I have to agree with this.

[Wigmund]

Ms Paint <3 Andrew Hussie

Lord English is the coat.

I'm ashamed to admit that I wrote a fanfic where this was true.

[Loyal]

Oh god what. Ms. Paint is relevant now? Her??

I just realized, this is the first time we've seen Sprite-mode Hussie, isn't it?

[Aldurin]

So that's where Cal went . . .

[Grimpond]

It's so beautiful

[Wigmund]

Still doesn't explain why Gamzee was covered in blood.

[Locke cole]

We'll find out. He is the Most Important Character In Homestuck, after all.

So, Tavros was only trying to kiss Vriska to attempt to resurrect her, and she only stopped the kiss to avoid being resurrected.

Of course, by now, there's no hope for that relationship.

[Marc v4.0]

So, Tavros was only trying to kiss Vriska to attempt to resurrect her, and she only stopped the kiss to avoid being resurrected.

It was terribly obvious to begin with

[POS Industries]

Hussie, you cock.

[Art of Hilt]

Still doesn't explain why Gamzee was covered in blood.

Miracle Modus.

[Token]

Hussie, if I wasn't laughing so much, I would kick you in the throat.

[Donomni]

The white text, IT BURNS!

Took a minute for my eyes to readjust after all that.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

It was terribly obvious to begin with
Uh... what?

[Viridis]

Uh... what?I thought it was, too. It was mirroring Feferi's kiss to bring back Sollux.

[Specterbane]

So, Tavros was only trying to kiss Vriska to attempt to resurrect her, and she only stopped the kiss to avoid being resurrected.


Yeah it was kind of explained a bit better here (http://www.formspring.me/andrewhussie/q/1935451929). Not that it can be taken as cannon gospel or anything.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I thought that was Feferi's thing. I didn't know all trolls could kiss people back to life.

Edit: Ah, thanks for the formspring link. Though, I don't recall this being explained inside the story. But I only read it once and I might have simply forgotten it. Looks like it's time for a re-read. Well, when I get time, at least.

[Marc v4.0]

I reached a conclusion based on a logical reasoning, to me there was never any doubt that is what was going on because there was no better reason for the breath or her insistance on stopping him from doing it. You can learn a lot ahead of time this way, as opposed to waiting for word of god on the matter. Like Bro is dead.

[Wigmund]

Oh poor, poor Jadesprite.

[POS Industries]

i was happy where i was with my friends
Aw, crap...

[Fifthfiend]

Way to rip your dream-doppleganger out of dreamkid heaven and thrust her into an existence of constant indescribable torment, Jade.

It was terribly obvious to begin with
I reached a conclusion based on a logical reasoning, to me there was never any doubt that is what was going on because there was no better reason for the breath or her insistance on stopping him from doing it. You can learn a lot ahead of time this way, as opposed to waiting for word of god on the matter. Like Bro is dead.

Jesus Christ.

EDIT: I realize that Homestuck author Andrew Hussie makes it look like the raddest thing in the world to be smug and condescending about his actually frequently poorly explained webcomic but that doesn't actually mean we need to start that shit here.

[Marc v4.0]

I agree, which is why I wasn't being and no amount of you deciding I was will change the fact that I wasn't

[POS Industries]

I realize that Homestuck author Andrew Hussie makes it look like the raddest thing in the world to be smug and condescending about his actually frequently poorly explained webcomic but that doesn't actually mean we need to start that shit here.
Pretty sure being smug and condescending has been a hallmark of this community for years.

Still, there is such a thing as going overboard with it so, Marc, if you could maybe keep it down a notch in the future it would be appreciated. Likewise, Fifth, your reaction to his behavior was a little much, as well.

[Loyal]

So, there's a separate afterlife for dreamselves...?

How does that work I wonder?

I mean I'm assuming it's separate, because otherwise what happens when the other half dies as well?

[Premmy]

You Ascend to God tier of course.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Does this mean Real!selves and Dream!selves are two entirely separate sentient beings?

Because that means our real John we started may very well be dead. As well as all the trolls dreamselves. And the original Vriska. And 2 Solluxes.

[Loyal]

But that complicates things. Like, when both halves are alive, do they share a consciousness? Does the dreamself then get a "copy" consciousness for afterlife purposes?

Does the realself "shove" the Dreamself's "mind" out of the way when going to sleep?

[Aldurin]

Rule #12??: As good of an idea as it might seem, don't prototype your spare dead body of yourself.

[PCD]

The two aren't the exact same mind. Like, remember how Dream Jade didn't know what the game SBURB was, or how Jade had to keep special reminders on her fingers to keep in mind the things she learned from her dreams. Some must go back and forth between the two selves, but how much isn't clear.

[Dracorion]

Woof.

[Archbio]

And here comes a plausible motive for Jade to set the destruction of the Green Sun in motion, I guess?

[POS Industries]

inb4 Jadesprite spends all of act 6 lamenting over her resurrection and casually hooking up with Karkat, bogging down the an entire story arc that is only salvaged at the very end when Rose, furious over the unexpected shooting death of Kanaya by Eridan, goes completely batshit and tries to end everything with her dark magic, defeating the rest of the cast in the process before being brought back to her senses at the last moment by John.

[Token]

>YOU KISS THAT GIRL RIGHT THIS GODDAMN INSTANT.

[BitVyper]

Wow, Jade - where were you in season 6 of Buffy?

[Aldurin]

I wouldn't be slapping that sprite if I were you Jade . . .

[Flarecobra]

Who'd have thought Jadesprite would've turned out so... emo?

[Bard The 5th LW]

I imagine Jade is going to start feeling a lot of sympathy for Karkat soon.

Dave is overall the only guy cool enough to tolerate himself.

[Loyal]

Hussie is very good at rapidly switching the reader's emotions from one to another.

Yay! -> Sad -> Hah -> Wait, what, Jade you're scaring me.

[Aldurin]

Dave is overall the only guy cool enough to tolerate himself.

The Dave that went into Davesprite wasn't ripped from wherever death is to be put back into reality, also it may seem that Dream selves can develop altered personalities with enough activity.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The point still stands. Any situation where one is forced into close contact with another iteration of themselves, they will almost always loathe the other version of them passionately. Dave is thus far the exception, dealing with himself from time loops and split timelines.

And Davesprite came from a timeline where two of his best friends were dead and he was stuck fighting for months just to get a means of reversing the situation and ultimately dooming himself. That is probably an experience that would alter your mental state just a bit.

[The Argent Lord]

Well, she took it a little far at the end there, but I have to say THANK YOU Jade. That's pretty much exactly what I was thinking when Jadesprite started going on about how terrible her situation is.

[Loyal]

I'd like to assume Aradia could also tolerate herself. After all, she had to tolerate thousands of herselves.

[Aldurin]

I'd like to assume Aradia could also tolerate herself. After all, she had to tolerate thousands of herselves.

Aradia tolerates almost everything, except Vriska during a moment of weakness,

[Bard The 5th LW]

Aradia's a robot. Therefore, she has no emotions and doesn't count.

Or at least, once you hit a thousand, you don't really have time to socialize with yourself.

[Loyal]

Incidentally:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/jadeonjade_halfdone.gif

[Pip Boy]

I had no idea it was within Jade's character to be so explosively angry and violent.

[Token]

http://i56.tinypic.com/efjhg1.gif

[Art of Hilt]

You know, it has only struck me just now how different Dream Jade must've been, and how much of her we have seen compared to regular Jade before Act 5. Like, Dream Jade was around for so long that it was easy to mistake her personality to only be slightly different from regular Jade's.

And that this made it easy to mistake her outburst all the way from this page as just a one time thing. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002819)

[POS Industries]

A thought occurs: With Jade's dreamself now once again alive, would she now dream of being Jadesprite?

[Specterbane]

Of course the writing was on the wall the whole time.
GG: i mean, i only talked to you when i was asleep! i am kind of different when im dreaming... right here. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004956)

[Aldurin]

Dammit Token beat me to posting that.

[Archbio]

So. Jadesprite wants to stop being Jadesprite, but she doesn't want to fight Poochy. If only there was some kind of power source for Jadesprite and Poochy, something that was linked with both of them so strongly through prototyping that destroying it could lead to their undoing. Maybe something that's overwhelming Jadesprite's perception by being too big and bright and she can't stop seeing it, therefore making Jadesprite's restored life unbearable.

If only...

[Token]

Dammit Token beat me to posting that.

If it's any consolation, you beat me to beating to it.

[Intern Nin]

Ooh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyh0QtNWBpo)

[Fifthfiend]

FUCK YES this owns so much

EDIT but if they start makin' out I am the fuck outta here

[Geminex]

BAD SELF-SPRITE
WORST HELPER

[Fifthfiend]

1S TH1S YOU, J4D3? (http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/snap_your_shit.swf)

EDIT holy fuck I have to figure out how to edit that to have http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 as the image

[Token]

So. Volume Six. There are no fucking words. I'm speechless.

[Premmy]

Then shut up and listen

[Token]

I found words. Heir Transparent. Holy shit.

[Art of Hilt]

I DON'T WANT TO CLOOOSE MY EYYYEES
I DON'T WANT TO FAAALLL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I MISS YA BAAABE
AND I DOOOON'T WANT TO MIISSS A THIIIING

How did they know that I already loved this song ironically genuinely???!??
HOW. HOW DID THEY KNOW THIS.

[Wigmund]

If that song isn't used in a flash where we see the Trolls obsess over the kids I'm going to be sad.

[Ryong]

This is an awesome volume.

...Specially because of I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.

Although Horschestra is probably the weirdest song I've ever heard. And I'm trying to figure out what song do the piano notes in Blackest Heart remind me of.

[Token]

Rose's battle theme.

[Flarecobra]

I agree, I Don't Want to Miss a Thing is probably the best song on the album.

Though it did bring up some rather painful memories... it was still good.

And WHY the hell do I see Walk-Stab-Walk being used when they have their final face-off agenst Jack?

[Loyal]

It will be used immediately after he gets depowered.

[Locke cole]

It is his old fighting-style, after all. I remember being very impressed with how powerful he was in the Alternia session, one-shotting everything.

Oh, and I can imagine Repliblaze COMAGMA being used for a confrontation between Dave and Jack.

Somehow. It would have to take place on LOHAC of course. Maybe he pulls an Aradia and attacks him with an army of doomed Daves, to allow them time to cause the Scratch.

[Token]

COMAGMA is actuallythe battle theme for Dave's Denizen. Personally, I can't wait to see him drop it like it's hot.

[Locke cole]

But it contains snippets of Jack's theme, which is why I envisioned a battle with Jack.

But actually, it being a theme for the fight with Hephaestus would be quite interesting.

I just really want to see those laughs synced to something.

[Aldurin]

It is debatable if that is Karkat trolling all of her computers or if it's Karkat from several points of time trolling her at that one moment.

[Loyal]

There's no debate to be had here. She just has too fucking many computers and they're all logged onto her Pesterchum at once. (http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005074)

[Bard The 5th LW]

I see nothing of this repliblaze comagma that you guys speak of.

[Marc v4.0]

It is debatable if that is Karkat trolling all of her computers or if it's Karkat from several points of time trolling her at that one moment.

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edit: yeah, not seeing any Comagma here at all

[Token]

I assumed he meant Dupliblaze COMAGMA. >_>

[Loyal]

Karkat is the best psychologist. Rose has nothing on him.

[Bard The 5th LW]

That was like 3 volumes ago.

edit: Called it~!

[Marc v4.0]

I assumed he meant Dupliblaze COMAGMA. >_>

There are literally no songs of that name, or previous COMAGMA names, at all that I can see

That was like 3 volumes ago.

-_-

[Art of Hilt]

This is the COMAGMA song everyone is talking about because it is also the only one (http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/dupliblaze-comagma)

[Krylo]

Well that's vol. 5, not vol. 6.

Marc's confusion is understandable.

[Bard The 5th LW]

There are literally no songs of that name, or previous COMAGMA names, at all that I can see

Yes there is, you weren't searching hard enough. Check Volume 5.

-_-

Don't get snippy baby, I was referring to Alternia, Squiddles, and The Felt when I said 3 volumes ago.

Well that's vol. 5, not vol. 6.

Marc's confusion is understandable.

Precisely what I was confused about as well. There was talk about a COMAGMA song with a different name, and it seems we are talking about Volume 6.

[Marc v4.0]

Yeah, I assumed it was on 6 because there was no mention at all of it being from an earlier set. It was dropped directly into the discussion of volume 6.

[Locke cole]

A song that someone wanted to see in a future flash was brought up, so I brought up a song that I wanted to see in a future flash.

It just happened to be in Volume 5 instead of 6.

And I screwed up the name. Whoops.

[Wigmund]

All this chatter about a song from the Homestuck albums when we've got Karkat chatting up Jade.

What the hell guys? What the hell are your priorities? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[Loyal]

Hussie is certainly getting a lot of mileage out of that hussnasty troll pic.

[Aldurin]

There will be one of every troll, then one of every human, then Cal, the Hussie himself.

And when you're taking "make-it-up-as-you-go" psychotherapy from Karkat, you know something is wrong.

[Locke cole]

Karkat's actually had a lot of time to think up psychotherapy.

Romcoms are serious business.

[CelesJessa]

I just spent the last few days catching up in Homestuck (From after the intermission to the current comic) And I just have so say my mind has been blown several times.

That is all.

[Aldurin]

I just spent the last few days catching up in Homestuck (From after the intermission to the current comic) And I just have so say my mind has been blown several times.

That is all.

If it's that few then you obviously haven't noticed everything that's going on.

[CelesJessa]

If it's that few then you obviously haven't noticed everything that's going on.

Well, that would be pretty accurate because, to be honest, I still have no idea what's going on with a lot of things.

[Token]

All this chatter about a song from the Homestuck albums when we've got Karkat chatting up Jade.

What the hell guys? What the hell are your priorities? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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[POS Industries]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/1287981127393.gif

[Arcanum]

Oh wow Karkat. You should get your head out of the gutter.

[BitVyper]

Don't you mean out of the pail?

[Art of Hilt]

It's getting beyond the pail at this point

[Loyal]

Aaaaand there it is.

[Art of Hilt]

Seriously though, this update?
It's crazy how hilarious it is.

CG: THE THING IS, I KIND OF MISREPRESENTED MYSELF.
CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
GG: :o

aha ha ha ha oh karkat

[Aldurin]

Ohshit Karkat knows about the fourth wall Hussie's cover is blown!

[Art of Hilt]

What's this about window shaped portals? (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002205)

[Loyal]

You're running a bit ahead there; Karkat didn't say anything about portals, window-shaped or otherwise.

[Specterbane]

What's this about window shaped portals? (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002205)

I'm still betting that to be a red herring. I mean, it's assumed that the dark gods are being murdered right now from what Rose said to Dave.

But while were bring those up, check out Jade's desk (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002707). In case anyone forgot.

[Aldurin]

There be Problem Sleuth stuff all over dat there Homestuck.

[Arcanum]

Yeah i think the whole window thing in the Grimoire is a reference to Problem Sleuth and the whole "entering the windows but then when the power goes out Flthulu shows up" thing.

But for all we know that could also somehow apply to the 4th wall/window

edit-- Oh dear. Turning off the 4th wall will cause a horrorterror to appear where Hussie is at! They're going to kill him!

[MuMu]

CG: BUT SUFFICE TO SAY THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SCREW WITH.

i.e. Yourself

[Art of Hilt]

Homestuck's over.
Oh well! I'm a bit disappointed that there's so many plot holes, but it was fun while it lasted.

edit- TIME FOR SOME NUCLEAR POOP

[The Argent Lord]

Eh... I'm one of those who's been really patient with the meta updates and stuff, but leaking them into the actual plot is kind of... eh.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Could be more fourth wall shattering if it were for me. But who am I? A guy who constantly does it himself. So yeah.

[Aldurin]

I'll buy this new shirt when it actually does a first-guardian animation.

[Flarecobra]

Rose, what the hell do you have planned NOW?

[Art of Hilt]

aha ha ha ha ha oh my god
I already love WK

[Overcast]

Good to see the White King survived. Though I wonder what he is going to do with his new occupation and that book. Also he seems oddly adorable.

[Aldurin]

it appears as though jade "revives" the volcano before WV becomes exiled, given the depictions on the wall fort.

[Locke cole]

it appears as though jade "revives" the volcano before WV becomes exiled, given the depictions on the wall fort.

Considering there's less than 24 hours before the game "ends", and even less before the Scratch, she would kind of have to.

[PCD]

For some reason, having to put this into a Morse Translator to understand what is being said makes the echo all the more fascinating.

[Art of Hilt]

what I'm worried about is what's definitely going to be the next line

"A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of ears cutting moonlight. A mysterious wolven tongue invites."

oh god oh god no oh god

"You eat a weird bug and don't even care"

OH NO SERENITY NO

[Token]

And then Serenity ascends to god-tier.

[Art of Hilt]

Noir's extradimensional copy Slick has licorice Scotty dogs in his hat.
WV has a ring that can turn him into a black dog.
OTP

[Donomni]

Everyone knows the only true OTP is Karkat.

Not Karkat/everyone, or Karkat/anyone, just Karkat.

[Dracorion]

Not even Karkat/Karkat.

Just Karkat.

[Art of Hilt]

There's Eridan, who exists separate from Karkat.
He is not OTP, he is simply O.

[Fifthfiend]

one true singling.

EDIT: Homestuck should continue to be written like this forever.

Or even like forget this, write it in... Esperanto.