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Eat a dick, I would rather read a thousand pages of Karkat arguing with himself across time than deal with Jane again.
POS Industries
04-22-2012, 04:27 PM
Heh, I'm used to using the term "kids" to refer exclusively to John, Rose, Dave, and Jade. I haven't gotten into the habit of including the reset kids in the definition.
Sorry for the confusion!
Fifthfiend
04-22-2012, 04:54 PM
Yeah it's different cause I give enough of a fuck about original-recipe JRDJ to give a fuck about their alternate selves, unlike the alternate selves of a bunch of characters I hadn't even met before meeting their alternates.
Specterbane
04-22-2012, 05:29 PM
Wait, how did we go to this title instead of "The day to day business in sea Hitler's water apocalypse?"
Oh well, this is still good too I guess.
Fifthfiend
04-22-2012, 05:31 PM
TBH for preference I would have gone with "Cause people way better at this than you tried and died" but you know, there's only so much title to go around.
Also fuck Jade too, Jake is infinitely better than her.
POS Industries
04-22-2012, 06:25 PM
That's a poor comparison, though. Jake has more in common with John and Jane has more in common with Jade. Similarly, Dirk is more like Rose than he is Dave, and Roxy is more like Dave than Rose, though it's not as obvious in terms of appearance. They're simply all locationally displaced in accordance with the guardian/kid reversal from the reset.
So yeah, Jake is way better than Jade, but he's not better than John. Furthermore, Jade is better than Jane, Rose is better than Dirk, and Dave is better than Roxy (though not by much).
No I mean Jade is absolutely terrible and I would take uh...Equiuus over her anyway. That's how low I'll go. But not Eridan-low because he's pathetic.
POS Industries
04-22-2012, 06:45 PM
Oh, nevermind, you just have shitty taste.
Ryong
04-22-2012, 07:17 PM
Hahaha wait
trolls can probably have sex, they've just been made into thinking the whole deal with buckets and drones are how reproduction works?
Loyal
04-22-2012, 07:47 PM
That theory's been seriously considered for a very long time now (since the Hopesplosion at the latest). This mostly just adds credence to it.
rpgdemon
04-22-2012, 08:08 PM
Hahaha wait
trolls can probably have sex, they've just been made into thinking the whole deal with buckets and drones are how reproduction works?
I actually had my own sub-theory, of, do trolls even have sexes? I mean, they could identify one way or the other, gender-identity-wise, but do they necessarily have different biology, if they can pair with any other troll as long as their kismesis or redrom is good enough?
Though, that it seems now to be cloning rather than mating together, this puts a damper on that idea.
Aldurin
04-22-2012, 08:17 PM
I still think they're all gonna have a giant inter-species(?) orgy at some point, they'll be using buckets just to keep the room from overflowing with the stuff.
IHateMakingNames
04-22-2012, 08:35 PM
The Condesce was trying to make humans like trolls in every way, from lusus to blood color. I never thought trolls naturally had sex with buckets but I don't think this update says much on the matter.
Locke cole
04-22-2012, 08:42 PM
Yeah, I think that what we know of trollreproduction is fairly accurate, and the Condesce tried a very, VERY poor method of getting humans to conform to the troll method.
I'm starting to wonder if any of the planets in the Condesce's "empire" survived past the first few generations PC.
Art of Hilt
04-22-2012, 10:09 PM
I guess this means that when Dirk was talking about genetic amalgamation all the way back in Act 6.1, he wasn't talking about ectobiology.
Arcanum
04-22-2012, 11:10 PM
Well these kids won't be doing any ectobiology, since they're from the Beta session and not their own.
Locke cole
04-23-2012, 01:50 AM
Uh, they aren't from the Beta session (this IS called the "alpha" session, right?)
There has to be ectobiology in this session, because what we know about Scratches is that, among other things, they switch up the order of the distribution of the ectobiologized kids throughout the host planet's history.
There was ectobiology in both troll sessions, for example. All that changed (in terms of ectobiology) is when each grub got sent to.
Arcanum
04-23-2012, 02:26 AM
Except we recently learned that the Alpha!Kids aren't from their own session because of how the scratch works. The eight ecto-babies created in the Beta!verse were simply sent to different times when the Scratch was activated. They still originate in the Beta Session, it's just that when Skaia changes which times they go to it creates a massive temporal backlash and time essentially starts over in order to sort out the paradox.
It was also stated that the pre-scratch trolls didn't create their paradox clones in their session, which is one of LE's calling cards. Which is especially fucked up because the Scratch switches the target time of certain Skaian defense portals, yet that would mean when the first trolls activated the scratch, it altered the time destinations of the post-scratch portals. Though really that's the kind of time fuckery you would expect from LE's calling card.
Art of Hilt
04-23-2012, 05:50 AM
Well these kids won't be doing any ectobiology, since they're from the Beta session and not their own.
The idea is that a lot of people believed Dirk had a tremendous amount of in-game knowledge, so far as knowing that they all came from game slime from a previous dimension.
But then it turns out he thinks his daddy mailed some dudejuice to a big alien machine which popped him out.
Uh, they aren't from the Beta session (this IS called the "alpha" session, right?)
There has to be ectobiology in this session, because what we know about Scratches is that, among other things, they switch up the order of the distribution of the ectobiologized kids throughout the host planet's history.
There was ectobiology in both troll sessions, for example. All that changed (in terms of ectobiology) is when each grub got sent to.
I suggest you read this and the next two pages again. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006605)
They're replicated through the gates which send them to two places: the original universe, and then retroactively to the reset universe once the Scratch happens. That's why all the babies end up having the same items they landed in both universes. Also why there doesn't need to be any Reckoning: the only thing from the reset session that needs to be sent is the Frog Temple.
BitVyper
04-23-2012, 06:38 AM
Yeah, I think that what we know of trollreproduction is fairly accurate, and the Condesce tried a very, VERY poor method of getting humans to conform to the troll method.
Best piece of evidence that the troll reproduction we know of at least has natural origins is the Lusus bond. We now know that humans can't form it, which means it's obviously not a product of the Condesce's thinking, since she would just do it again if she could. Overall, she seems way too incompetant at manipulating evolution for the Troll method of reproduction to have anything but natural origins. We also know that at least some of the Lusus Naturae are dependant on forming the Lusus bond, since Vriska's spidermom needed her to bring it food (this was made clear in the story of how Vriska found Mindfang's book).
Anyway, I'm betting she gets overthrown by one version of WV or another.
Edit: Noteworthy that it would be a simple matter for the Condesce to just let her Lusus die. Then she could clone the trolls all she wanted; they just wouldn't be bound to her rule. That she doesn't do this is a pretty clear indicator of exactly how many fucks she ever gave about her species.
Not that this is particularly surprising. Just a nice little bit of character development.
Arcanum
04-24-2012, 01:36 AM
Update.
Well at least now we know why Jake has all that LE shit. Should I have put spoilers around that sentence? Probably. Eh fuck it. Though you know entering in the spoiler tag would've been faster than typing all this out, but balls to that. I think it's safe to say that if you see this thread update and you don't automatically check MSPA before clicking on the thread, then you're just asking to be spoiled. Even if it is about something extremely minor. Okay shutting up now.
POS Industries
04-24-2012, 01:39 AM
Appropriate spoiler tags added to Arc's post.
Arcanum
04-24-2012, 01:40 AM
I approve.
Arhra
04-24-2012, 08:24 AM
So is that just some unlocked psychic potential or the dreaded hand of the presumably unexploded time travelling Vriska?
Revising Ocelot
04-24-2012, 09:21 AM
No, it's just showing her attempts to control animals (like Tavros) and minds (like Vriska).
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 09:25 AM
Hmm.
I thought it might be Vriska and Tavros conspiring to control the Condesce into controlling her lusus into killing off any trolls she makes.
Locke cole
04-24-2012, 09:25 AM
Right. Unlocked psychic potential. She apparently gained the power to manipul8 and c?MMUNE,
That... how does that work, I thought that blood color was only capable of shenanigans regarding glb'golyb or whatever its name is... is the empress class really capable of all forms of psychic ability latently? I guess it would make sense considering it is at the top of the hemospectrum.
Ryong
04-24-2012, 02:55 PM
Waaaait a second
was this the session where Sburb was made, then?
...Is this the original universe to all others? Holy shit.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 02:59 PM
Waaaait a second
was this the session where Sburb was made, then?
...Is this the original universe to all others? Holy shit.
Huh? What?
If you mean the game, every universe eventually has to make its own copies of Sburb somewhere or someway another. The trolls got their version by cribbing the kids, the kids got their version in the mail.
Ryong
04-24-2012, 03:01 PM
Skaianet logo.
Thought they were responsible for the creation of the game, ectobiology, appearifying and all that jazz?
I thought the trolls put theirs together by Sollux and Aradia working together to translate and code the game via the mystic ruins.
Also what the hell do you mean by cribbing the kids, I am unfamiliar with that colloquialism.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 03:13 PM
I thought you meant the universe to make all universes.
But, it's sort of weird to think of stuff in "Original". The linear progression of time doesn't seem to apply when we've got so many stable timeloops running. Not the least of which is that the trolls created the kids universe which scratched into the Alpha universe but they only created that universe in Sburb, which they got from Sollux fixing up a copy they had received from the universe they had created, which had apparently received those copies from a scratched version of the universe.
Ryong
04-24-2012, 03:14 PM
I'd say the universe where the game was created and distributed would be the "original", if it's the only way to create other universes.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 03:16 PM
I think it's equally valid to say the universe that created the other universe is the original.
But then we go into the loop, see?
Arcanum
04-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Karesh the hell are you talking about? SGRUB originates from the combined code-like symbols on the walls of the two frog ruins, which originate from within their SGRUB session.
Same for the kids. The code to make the game is found on the walls of the Frog Ruins, which originate from the SBURB session.
Every session has the blueprints for creating the game that allows the players to enter the session, which is sent to the planet in question via skaian defense portals.
There are a lot of parallels between the Alpha and Beta human universes because they are essentially the same universe. Skaianet is just one of those parralels.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 03:24 PM
Huh.
I can't remember where I got the idea but I could swear Aradia got the codes from Earth and sent them along to Sollux to fix it up.
No, she got Cal, part of a dead aradiabot, the wallet modus, and the Crosbytop from earth via cross session time shenanigans and bec noir being a huge asshole
Arcanum
04-24-2012, 03:29 PM
And she then sent Cal to get fixed up by Kanaya.
I think we just discovered which events you have been subconsciously merging in your mind.
Ryong
04-24-2012, 03:56 PM
Also:
The "kill the lusus" virus.
Arcanum
04-24-2012, 04:36 PM
Also:
The "kill the lusus" virus.
What does that have to do with anything discussed in the last X pages?
Ryong
04-24-2012, 04:42 PM
Was obtained from some obscure place, may have helped the confusion.
Holy fuck someone has Scratch's revolver.
Revising Ocelot
04-24-2012, 08:45 PM
Requesting thread title change to Hopywoodoo.
Because hopy shit.
POS Industries
04-24-2012, 08:50 PM
Holy fuck someone has Scratch's revolver.
Looks like it's probably UU.
Ryong
04-24-2012, 08:51 PM
"Experience".
Ancestor Dave is so far the best Ancestor ever.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-24-2012, 08:57 PM
So assuming UU and uu are two people in one body, can one die and then the other keeps living?
Scratch!Dave is officially the coolest dude ever.
Loyal
04-24-2012, 09:22 PM
Wonder how he got the Hopywoodoo o ol sign all jpegey.
Loyal.
He is Dave. Motherfucking. Strider.
rpgdemon
04-24-2012, 09:41 PM
Looks like it's probably UU.
Actually, that's the main character from Rose's novels: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006375
May or may not be related to UU.
Locke cole
04-24-2012, 09:46 PM
Main antagonist.
Calmasis is the Voldemort to Zazzerpan's Harry Potter, to use another wizard series taht really has nothing to do with COTL.
Bard The 5th LW
04-24-2012, 09:47 PM
Main antagonist.
Calmasis is the Voldemort to Zazzerpan's Harry Potter, to use another wizard series taht really has nothing to do with COTL.
I believed he was described as being somewhere between an antihero and a villain protagonist. Either way, Calmasis seems to be the focus character regardless of his position on the moral spectrum.
Locke cole
04-24-2012, 09:49 PM
Specifically, he's described as alternating between the roles of antihero and chief antagonist. Zazzerpan is still the focal character, even as Calmasis gets the rest of his Complacency killed.
BitVyper
04-25-2012, 04:32 PM
I think there's a decent chance UU/uu is Lord English, or will be Lord English eventually, at any rate. Mainly there's the dual nature, one being fairly proper and concerned about spoilers, the other extremely brutal and basically not giving a fuck. Then there's UU figuring it's best if Jake doesn't know who he/she is. Plus it would mean that Lord English is, once again, already here.
It's tenuous, but it's there.
Arcanum
04-25-2012, 04:43 PM
Except the ingredients to make one(1) Lord English are: One(1) Lil Cal, One(1) Magic Cueball, One(1) First Guardian Code (these previous three(3) ingredients are then mixed into One(1) Doc Scratch), and One(1) death of the universe.
I'm of the belief that the Alpha-verse doesn't have a Lord English because 1) He sent the Condesce to work where he could not reach (though this could just refer to the Alpha Sburb Session, but I believe it refers to the universe as a whole), 2) The First Guardian Code was used to make G-Cat, and 3) While the Alpha kids did not originate from their session, it's not in the same paradoxical clusterfuck manner as the pre-scratch trolls, so I don't think it qualifies as one of LE's calling cards.
BitVyper
04-25-2012, 04:48 PM
That's how you give Lord English access to a universe. We don't know where he comes from originally.
When executed, the subprogram will summon an indestructible demon into the recently voided universe. This monstrous being with the power to travel through time is inconvenienced very little by his arrival upon THE GREAT UNDOING. He has the entire cadaver of the expired universe to pick apart at his whim. From its birth through its swelling maturity and tapering decay. In a reality he is known to have marked for predation, he will go about assembling followers through various epochs, even going as far as personally establishing the parameters for his future summoning.
Yes he has to seed himself into the universe to get there, but he's not a newborn entity at that point.
Arcanum
04-25-2012, 04:51 PM
Assuming he even has an origin that isn't a paradoxical mobius double reacharound clusterfuck. You know, considering he's already here.
Marc v4.0
04-25-2012, 05:01 PM
I'm of the belief that UU and uu are the same person, with shifting personas
BitVyper
04-25-2012, 05:03 PM
Assuming he even has an origin that isn't a paradoxical mobius double reacharound clusterfuck. You know, considering he's already here.
TH3 UN1V3RS3 W1LL 34T P4R4DOX3S FOR BR34KF4ST. We know this holds true even across different universes, so his existence has to be a timeloop that somehow ensures itself. That means at some point in that loop, he has to either have some kind of origin or some event that makes him immune to paradox, which would be an origin. So basically he has to have an origin. Given the rules he plays by, it's also pretty safe to say he's not immune to paradox, so that option is basically out anyway.
I'm of the belief that UU and uu are the same person, with shifting personas
Yeah, that's where I'm coming from. A dual persona.
Revising Ocelot
04-25-2012, 06:56 PM
I still think UU and uu being one person is a red herring, simply because it seems too obvious. Especially with the unsubtle clues and such blatant imagery as the shackles.
You know how UU said uu messed up her bedroom while she was "asleep"? Sure, it could have been a Jekyll/Hyde thing. Or it could have been just because uu is her server player and practically all server players mess up the client player's bedroom.
rpgdemon
04-25-2012, 07:26 PM
Well, everyone messes up their own bedroom while asleep, too.
Maybe uu is UU's dreamself, or something?
Locke cole
04-25-2012, 08:36 PM
There is the fact that we just got an image of Calmasis with two cufflinks, corresponding to the two of them...
POS Industries
04-25-2012, 09:02 PM
Except the ingredients to make one(1) Lord English are: One(1) Lil Cal, One(1) Magic Cueball, One(1) First Guardian Code (these previous three(3) ingredients are then mixed into One(1) Doc Scratch), and One(1) death of the universe.
I'm of the belief that the Alpha-verse doesn't have a Lord English because 1) He sent the Condesce to work where he could not reach (though this could just refer to the Alpha Sburb Session, but I believe it refers to the universe as a whole), 2) The First Guardian Code was used to make G-Cat, and 3) While the Alpha kids did not originate from their session, it's not in the same paradoxical clusterfuck manner as the pre-scratch trolls, so I don't think it qualifies as one of LE's calling cards.
Plus the whole fact that no one else has to "become" LE due to the fact that he already exists and is clearly making his way into the alpha session via the fourth wall in Hussie's study.
Art of Hilt
04-25-2012, 09:24 PM
GUY FIERI
GUUUUUUUUUY FIIIEEERIIIIIIIIIII
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives? More like Diners, Drive-ins and Dive... TO HELL
Arcanum
04-25-2012, 09:40 PM
GUY FIERI
GUUUUUUUUUY FIIIEEERIIIIIIIIIII
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives? More like Diners, Drive-ins and Dive... TO HELL
boooooooooooooooo
Flarecobra
04-25-2012, 09:46 PM
That is the most badass pic of him I have ever seen.
Besides, I like the Guy.
Loyal
04-25-2012, 09:50 PM
I wonder if Guy Fieri reads Homestuck and, if not, what his reaction would be to reading it.
I think we'll have another Dante situation on our hands very soon.
Locke cole
04-25-2012, 09:58 PM
Jake's reading Spider Girl?
At this point, I can't tell if Jake/Vriska is so obvious that it's going to happen, too obvious such that it won't happen, or so obvious that it will look like it won't happen, then it will happen, and Hussie will slyly insult us for thinking it was going to go any other way.
Art of Hilt
04-25-2012, 10:05 PM
boooooooooooooooo
Pffffft you can't shame me off this stage.
I think we'll have another Dante situation on our hands very soon.
I hope Snoop Dogg gets here before Guy Fieri to be perfectly honest
At this point, I can't tell if Jake/Vriska is so obvious that it's going to happen, too obvious such that it won't happen, or so obvious that it will look like it won't happen, then it will happen, and Hussie will slyly insult us for thinking it was going to go any other way.
I'm sorry I believe you meant Jake/Aranea
Revising Ocelot
04-26-2012, 05:47 AM
Unreal. Air.
Locke cole
04-26-2012, 09:47 AM
So, he killed them, and then escaped from above.
...Wait, wouldn't he then ascend into space and die from asphyxiation?
I mean, I know that space is breathable in the Medium, but not on Earth, right?
...he probably got picked up by an airship or something on the way up.
But yeah, this is just further proof that Striders just get more awesome with age. Dave or Dirk, it doesn't matter.
Well maybe he tried to storm Her Imperious Condescension's ship? Who knows, it doesn't actually matter, Scratch!Dave was boss.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
04-26-2012, 09:52 AM
Wasn't it mentioned that he funded tons of space exploration? Maybe he flew off, picked up as many people as he could and left.
Locke cole
04-26-2012, 09:56 AM
That would be cool.
I wonder how he got ahold of an Unreal Air? You think that perhaps Dirk will wind up making one (or swiping one from Beta Dave once they arrive), and it'll end up on Alpha Dave's baby meteor?
Dave made millions of dollars producing artifact garbage so bad instead of costing him money it generated income. He probably had an Unreal Air in his sylladex.
Locke cole
04-26-2012, 10:00 AM
I guess that works. I just thought that the crazy artifact stuff was tech that was only possible through Alchemization.
Then again, there's no accounting for the crazy tech the Condesce implemented.
I'm betting there were alchemiters. They had sendificators, appearifiers, and the like, so an alchemiter doesn't seem too much of a stretch.
Locke cole
04-26-2012, 11:31 AM
The Beta kids had transportalizes and appearifiers and such before they entered, but they didn't have any alchemiters.
Arcanum
04-26-2012, 11:49 AM
Jane had a thing that breaks an item into grist, another that shows her the alchemy ingredients, and a bunch of boondollars before she even entered. And only now you're concerned about something that was previously only possible within SBURB?
George Washington had nightmares about the dual presidency of the Mirthful Messiahs. Rose is able to commune with horrorterrors that live outside of the universe.
But nope. The deal breaker is Dave having an Unreal Air.
I mean, it's not like we've seen a shitty artifact item outside of SBURB before this. No siree, not at all, no unbelievably shitty sord here at all. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006436)
Aldurin
04-26-2012, 11:49 AM
That would be cool.
I wonder how he got ahold of an Unreal Air? You think that perhaps Dirk will wind up making one (or swiping one from Beta Dave once they arrive), and it'll end up on Alpha Dave's baby meteor?
I think in the original kids session, Dave set at least one of them loose to fly into the air. It's not too far fetched that it hit one of the portals in post-scratch mode.
Locke cole
04-26-2012, 11:51 AM
Jane had a thing that breaks an item into grist, another that shows her the alchemy ingredients, and a bunch of boondollars before she even entered. And only now you're concerned about something that was previously only possible within SBURB?
George Washington had nightmares about the dual presidency of the Mirthful Messiahs. Rose is able to commune with horrorterrors that live outside of the universe.
But nope. The deal breaker is Dave having an Unreal Air.
I mean, it's not like we've seen a shitty artifact item outside of SBURB before this. No siree, not at all, no unbelievably shitty sord here at all. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006436)
You may recall that my first suggestion for how was timey-wimey bullcrap, right? That could very well be the same reason that Dirk has a sord......
Arcanum
04-26-2012, 11:52 AM
I think in the original kids session, Dave set at least one of them loose to fly into the air. It's not too far fetched that it hit one of the portals in post-scratch mode.
Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would.
Link. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006436)
Arcanum
04-26-2012, 12:00 PM
You may recall that my first suggestion for how was timey-wimey bullcrap, right? That could very well be the same reason that Dirk has a sord......
If your first suggestion is this:
That would be cool.
I wonder how he got ahold of an Unreal Air? You think that perhaps Dirk will wind up making one (or swiping one from Beta Dave once they arrive), and it'll end up on Alpha Dave's baby meteor?
Then that's wrong, because Alpha Dave's baby meteor is the exact same meteor as Beta Dave. And Beta Dave didn't have a Sord or an Unreal Air, he had Maplehoof. Unless somehow, while the meteor was traveling to the portal, it impacted an Unreal Air (and didn't break it) and then when it landed in the Beta-verse it destroyed the Unreal Air, but when it landed in the Alpha-verse somehow the Unreal Air wasn't destroyed.
And I find that harder to believe than Dave either finding a way how to make artifact items, or stealing the tech from Crocker Corp, or being told how by Rose (though probably not directly, knowing Rose).
Revising Ocelot
04-26-2012, 12:07 PM
This is a whole load of arguing over nothing.
Here is a relevant, fairly recent SBAHJ (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=044.jpg) which contains a phrase that succinctly expresses my opinion on this debate. It is not 'REODEO', 'flip!', or 'BWEEEEEEEE'.
Arcanum
04-26-2012, 12:19 PM
Clearly someone is underestimating the importance of deciphering the origins of non-alchemized three dimensional jpeg artifacts.
Locke cole
04-27-2012, 12:59 AM
Updort.
Intern Nin
04-27-2012, 01:10 AM
The best updort.
Loyal
04-27-2012, 07:52 AM
Man, that is a lot of blood.
I mean just look at that. The entire waterfall is colored with blood.
Art of Hilt
04-27-2012, 11:31 AM
What blows my mind is that if Dave and Rose landed on Earth around the 1980s, that means that they're doing all this in their fifties.
That's so hardcore.
Flarecobra
04-27-2012, 04:59 PM
Well, they need to get the Red no.40 food dye SOMEHOW.
Awesome, now we know what Alpha!Rose looks like. Also pretty hardcore takedown.
Fifthfiend
04-28-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm sorry,
who are you?
rpgdemon
04-28-2012, 01:49 PM
Well, they need to get the Red no.40 food dye SOMEHOW.
More like, Red no.40 food DIE.
Revising Ocelot
04-28-2012, 10:36 PM
Oh for fucks sake why did Hussie have to use that meme.
Locke cole
04-28-2012, 10:43 PM
Well, he's not playing it straight, now is he?
Now, two things
1: Oh crap, communing with Gcat? That's just completely overpowered.
2: Vague deja vu that something's not going how it should? Dream bubble.
Loyal
04-28-2012, 11:04 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nzmntvW11qetxs7o1_1280.png
Arcanum
04-28-2012, 11:34 PM
2: Vague deja vu that something's not going how it should? Dream bubble.
Was that not clear on this page here? (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006742)
I mean, his dreamself is dead.
Locke cole
04-28-2012, 11:49 PM
Yes, in present time he is dreaming.
However, this flashback/forward had a proper transition of "years in the past, yet centuries in the future". Generally the dreambubble sequences have been unceremonious scene cuts, as far as I can recall.
Now, having said that, I'm still saying that I think this is a dreambubble, because now it looks like we have a clear sign that it is one, and not a proper flashback.
Fifthfiend
04-29-2012, 12:02 AM
The Ballad of Lalonde
and the Strider
Fifthfiend
04-29-2012, 12:04 AM
*whistle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQcuASCavRM&t=1m20s)*
Dracorion
04-29-2012, 12:14 AM
Knowing GCat, it probably helped the Condesce on purpose, the dick.
It's got the TavrosZodiacThing on its head, so I doubt it's there willingly.
Specterbane
04-29-2012, 05:37 AM
Yes, in present time he is dreaming.
However, this flashback/forward had a proper transition of "years in the past, yet centuries in the future". Generally the dreambubble sequences have been unceremonious scene cuts, as far as I can recall.
It said years in the past because it is for Jake, but it's still centuries in the future for Dirk.I'm pretty sure that's all it was about.
Art of Hilt
04-29-2012, 06:45 AM
So now the Condesce has the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets
POS Industries
04-29-2012, 07:45 AM
So now the Condesce has the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets
TH4TS T3L3K1N3S1S, K4RK4T
TH4TS T3L3K1N3S1S, K4RK4T
FTFY
I'm leaning towards dream bubble on this one. That deja vu comment caught me off guard and I didn't quite get why until I thought about it a little more. But I wonder, does Dirk know its a dream bubble?
Specterbane
04-29-2012, 11:29 AM
Well Dirk doesn't have a dead dream self (so far as we know), so that should just be the memory of Jake. Right?
Locke cole
04-29-2012, 11:36 AM
It said years in the past because it is for Jake, but it's still centuries in the future for Dirk.I'm pretty sure that's all it was about.
...Yeah, I knew that.
Revising Ocelot
04-29-2012, 09:42 PM
Wow Jake. Just wowhttp://i.imgur.com/HGur5.jpg
Dracorion
04-29-2012, 11:14 PM
Can we call a vote to decide whether or not Jake is now the best fucking character?
I'm sorry but that's not how you spell Dave.
Donomni
04-30-2012, 11:23 AM
Or Karkat. Or Dirk. But he's certainly getting up there, what with talking to hisself about boners in front of the spider-girl of his dreams(Doh-hoh-hoh).
Dracorion
04-30-2012, 11:29 AM
Anyway, I think the real important implication we can draw from this exchange is that Rufio's breath must be so incredibly amazing women orgasm and swoon with a whiff, nations crumble with but a sniff, and worlds live or die based solely on which way it blows.
ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN!
So, which one is gonna be the new title?
POS Industries
04-30-2012, 01:06 PM
So, which one is gonna be the new title?
Neither. I'm not going to change the title every update.
Arcanum
04-30-2012, 02:42 PM
Neither. I'm not going to change the title every update.
You're boring.
Specterbane
04-30-2012, 02:56 PM
You're boring.
Seriously, I thought this was the place dick jokes go to die. False. Advertising.
IHateMakingNames
04-30-2012, 07:11 PM
Plus these are boners. Those are like extreme dicks.
Thus begins what will likely be the greatest series of updates since Dave and Karkat.
Edit - Which wasn't as long ago as I thought.
Locke cole
04-30-2012, 07:19 PM
I miss "Shut up and draw another penis".
"No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key."
Revising Ocelot
04-30-2012, 07:26 PM
Don't tell me I have to read Jailbreak to fully understand this series of updates.
Locke cole
04-30-2012, 07:40 PM
He's a guy in a cell. He wants to get out. Shenanigans happen, most of them involving murder, or not being able to get a key or pumpkin or other tool. Sometimes only one of those things.
I just saved you an hour.
Aldurin
05-01-2012, 01:25 AM
There is a severe lack of Jack not killing people, I am disappointed that Hussie even let him get face time without drawing blood yet.
Arhra
05-01-2012, 03:36 AM
He's a guy in a cell. He wants to get out. Shenanigans happen, most of them involving murder, or not being able to get a key or pumpkin or other tool. Sometimes only one of those things.
I just saved you an hour.
You forgot about peeing on people and the guy screwing himself over repeatedly.
But the ending was fantastic!
And then the reboot ruined everything forever.
Arcanum
05-01-2012, 03:45 AM
Oh man. This recent discovery would've been very awkward if Jack had stayed mad at knives. Like, just so awkward.
Locke cole
05-01-2012, 07:55 AM
Wait, how did Droll get the knives into the pumpkin while still keeping the pumpkin, closed?
IHateMakingNames
05-01-2012, 08:01 AM
I'm more shocked that he didn't put hats inside the pumpkin.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-01-2012, 08:04 AM
Maybe the pumpkin was just opened upside down, so the hats are upside down underneath all the knives?
Arhra
05-01-2012, 08:37 AM
Wait, how did Droll get the knives into the pumpkin while still keeping the pumpkin, closed?
How did Droll managed to parachute a gigantic barbasol bomb right on top of Jade at just the right moment?
Those hats conceal the brain of a criminal mastermind!
Bard The 5th LW
05-01-2012, 10:39 PM
Im finding Alpha Jack's shenanigans to be funnier than some of the Alpha kid's shenanigans.
Keep on stabbing shit Jack!
Aldurin
05-02-2012, 01:21 AM
I am pretty disappointed to not see a suggestion box for this update line, despite how outdated that gimmick is.
Flarecobra
05-02-2012, 01:22 PM
Oh that Jack. Always getting into shinnagans.
Revising Ocelot
05-03-2012, 07:19 AM
I'm not sure Jack will have enough room in his cell to lure and stab every single citizen of Prospit in. But he can damn well try,
Loyal
05-03-2012, 07:32 AM
Incoming WQ <3{ Jack.
Wonder how long it'll take Jack to realize he can use the transportalizer to escape.
Locke cole
05-03-2012, 08:08 AM
He's bigger than a pumpkin.
Flarecobra
05-03-2012, 08:38 AM
I'm sure that one has an upper mass limit it can send or someshit like that.
Art of Hilt
05-03-2012, 12:14 PM
Wonder how long it'll take Jack to realize he can use the transportalizer to escape.
It is demonstrably only big enough to fit a head. A big head, maybe, but still.
I really hope Jack gets beat up for real this time.
POS Industries
05-04-2012, 06:25 AM
I really hope Jack gets beat up for real this time.
It's certainly a well-deserved beating.
Though I must say it's been refreshing to read a tale about Jack Noir in which he doesn't destroy an entire universe in a single blow.
Man I miss the Midnight Crew updates. Jack at his best.
Locke cole
05-04-2012, 11:25 AM
Yeah, if this is Jack in Jailbreak, and the Sovereign Slayer was Jack in Homestuck, the Midnight Crew intermission felt a lot more like Jack in Problem Sleuth, where he was originally (non-canonically) created. He really felt at home in that intermission.
POS Industries
05-04-2012, 05:48 PM
I'm terrified to think of what Jack in Bard Quest might be like.
Actually I guess it'd be close enough to this. (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/File:00221.gif)
Arcanum
05-04-2012, 07:33 PM
Every picture on this tumblr is just absolutely perfect. (http://homerstuck.tumblr.com/)
Flarecobra
05-04-2012, 08:18 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20ca2Lrvy1rqabm2o1_500.png
This one I can see is just so truth.
Aldurin
05-04-2012, 08:59 PM
And I was afraid I was gonna have homestuck withdrawals between updates . . .
Flarecobra
05-08-2012, 08:26 PM
So, any thoughts as to why there's no update yet? Flash incoming is my guess.
POS Industries
05-08-2012, 08:27 PM
He's been at a con in Toronto all weekend.
Flarecobra
05-08-2012, 08:32 PM
Never known a weekend to include Monday and Tuesday. :P
Even taking two travel days into account... *Shrugs* Eh, maybe he's just performing a Hussie.
POS Industries
05-08-2012, 08:58 PM
Well, if we presume yesterday was when he did his traveling home (as the con lasted from Friday to Sunday), this is the first day he's had since he left on Thursday to actually work on the comic.
Arcanum
05-09-2012, 12:35 AM
Never known a weekend to include Monday and Tuesday. :P
Even taking two travel days into account... *Shrugs* Eh, maybe he's just performing a Hussie.
Well, on May 3rd he posted this on the front page:
That's all there is to see on this website for now! Nothing til next Tuesday at the earliest.
He got back on Monday, according to another front page post. I'm assuming he was busy with signing and stamping books, as well as working on the next set of updates.
But anyway that's all beside the point, because update.
stefan
05-09-2012, 01:20 AM
Jake and Aranea are adorable together in the stupidest way.
Dream Dirk is such a prick.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-09-2012, 10:29 PM
Just thought this was pretty awesome and people might like to see it
http://localhostr.com/file/BXBZAieGYDBb/time_by_magneticskye-d4z0sxi.gif
Flarecobra
05-09-2012, 11:59 PM
Well, on May 3rd he posted this on the front page:
He got back on Monday, according to another front page post. I'm assuming he was busy with signing and stamping books, as well as working on the next set of updates.
But anyway that's all beside the point, because update.
"performing a Hussie"- An action where something takes slightly longer then expected.
awesome thing
Would he even still need the time tables to time travel? I thought one of the perks of godhood was intuitive and direct control over your aspect? Still an awesome wall though.
IHateMakingNames
05-10-2012, 11:43 AM
Every frame of that is a wallpaper.
derp posting from my phone, it no rikey gifs :/
POS Industries
05-10-2012, 12:54 PM
The artist who made that is currently in the process of making Avatar intro-styled animations for all of them. Work on John is already in progress.
Revising Ocelot
05-13-2012, 07:52 AM
JAKE: Yeah right bro did you hear that at least if i kick the bucket early there will be shall i say a silver lining wink wink nudge nudge.
What? No obligatory dream Karkat wiggling his arms in dismay at the mention of buckets?
Art of Hilt
05-13-2012, 01:00 PM
So Meenah escaped to the moon in order to escape from her world's pressures?
Kind of reminds me of The Guy Who Sucks (Plus He Got Depression).
Grimpond
05-14-2012, 07:31 AM
haha, oh shit, this can't be good.
Revising Ocelot
05-14-2012, 07:50 AM
haha, oh shit, this can't be good.
What will probably happen: absolutely nothing.
It'd be nice to see a followup to all those Jack: Ascend callbacks in Prince of Heart: Rise up, though.
Arcanum
05-14-2012, 11:00 AM
I'm pretty sure Red Miles is a power that the ring has regardless of prototyping. And Red Miles is extremely destructive, which isn't really DD's style, so I'm curious to see if the ring has any other powers.
Marc v4.0
05-14-2012, 01:52 PM
She would have the ring already, one would think.
My money: He's proposing.
Bard The 5th LW
05-14-2012, 02:36 PM
DD you magnificent bastard.
It actually is really neat to get a different view on the Prospit/Derse and the agents. I like this direction.
Arcanum
05-14-2012, 08:17 PM
She would have the ring already, one would think.
My money: He's proposing.
DD has already met with the Condesce. She gave the ring to him. Or he slipped it off her finger when he was being all smooth and cool.
IHateMakingNames
05-14-2012, 08:38 PM
I had forgotten that DD is the actual best character.
Loyal
05-14-2012, 09:19 PM
I'm pretty sure Red Miles is a power that the ring has regardless of prototyping.Based on?
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-15-2012, 06:43 PM
http://localhostr.com/file/YqOarIBWpF4V/tumblr_m438sst4Ke1ql3o7so1_1280.gif
http://wariofan63.tumblr.com/post/23132274149/dave-finds-daves-comics-and-then-dave-and-dave
Revising Ocelot
05-16-2012, 08:51 PM
Mwah
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-16-2012, 09:33 PM
So
The Condesce has legs. Very nice legs.
That's about all I picked up on really!
Aldurin
05-16-2012, 10:37 PM
At each point that I wanted to say "X is the best Y" I realized it was heavily overused. Best flash if you measure by tits.
stefan
05-16-2012, 10:51 PM
At each point that I wanted to say "X is the best Y" I realized it was heavily overused. Best flash if you measure by tits.
I wonder when the Social Justice Obscenity Squad is going to try and jump Hussie for that one.
Flarecobra
05-17-2012, 08:40 AM
I always did like that song.
Locke cole
05-17-2012, 12:19 PM
"Black", or "Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew"?
IHateMakingNames
05-17-2012, 04:43 PM
That flash was so much longer than I thought it was going to be. I'm very glad I was wrong.
Dracorion
05-17-2012, 11:30 PM
woah WOAH WHAT is it with all those uncensored tits hussie what the hell
Also, it occurs to me now that the ring Hussie proposes to Vriska with could be the new session's unprototype ring, perhaps the one from Prospit. And I have no idea what the hell that would mean.
POS Industries
05-17-2012, 11:33 PM
woah WOAH WHAT is it with all those uncensored tits hussie what the hell
It may surprise you to learn that this comic was never work safe.
Aldurin
05-18-2012, 01:09 AM
DD wrests the "best character" trophy away from Dirk, Karkat and Dave, once again holding the title. Nobody else would shoot your imagination in the face.
Specterbane
05-18-2012, 04:30 AM
I love to find an update in the morning.
And man, a LotR reference, DD you do have style. But if the One Ring had Red Miles, that would've made the books a whole lot shorter.
Revising Ocelot
05-18-2012, 04:37 AM
Damnit Specter, Hussie's been referencing LOTR since long ago. The trolls even threw their version of the rings into their Forge.
Anyway, I thought that "escape the miles" stuff was some kind of Scott Pilgrim reference, though I've never read/watched it.
Flarecobra
05-18-2012, 08:48 AM
woah WOAH WHAT is it with all those uncensored tits hussie what the hell
Hey, with all the dick talk, a half-second of breast is nothing.
And also, juicebox.
Locke cole
05-18-2012, 09:02 AM
I knew that Red Miles was a power independent of the transformations.
I'll bet that DD here is a much more precise user of the Miles. Probably gonna kill Dream Dirk without any collateral damage.
Loyal
05-18-2012, 09:33 AM
We can tell just by looking at the planet that there's collateral damage.
Art of Hilt
05-18-2012, 10:49 AM
Damnit Specter, Hussie's been referencing LOTR since long ago. The trolls even threw their version of the rings into their Forge.
Plus everything to do with Dave.
A Strider with a broken sword?
We can all see what's going on.
Locke cole
05-18-2012, 10:52 AM
Also, the Royal Deringer, and how Bec Noir removed the ring from the White Queen's hand.
Aldurin
05-18-2012, 11:51 AM
And also, juicebox.
That actually looks more like a pack of cigarettes that he's smoothly retrieving a cigarette from one-handed.
POS Industries
05-18-2012, 12:48 PM
The best part is Beta Jack not knowing that he could have been invisible this whole time.
The last three years of his life would have probably been a lot easier.
Flarecobra
05-18-2012, 12:53 PM
That actually looks more like a pack of cigarettes that he's smoothly retrieving a cigarette from one-handed.
Either way, looks good doing it.
Art of Hilt
05-18-2012, 04:19 PM
The best part is Beta Jack not knowing that he could have been invisible this whole time.
The last three years of his life would have probably been a lot easier.
To be fair, the narration suggests that it only turns him invisible because it's an unprototyped "void ring".
On the other hand, if void is invisibility...
Invisible Roxy.
Invisible Roxy, near a boys' locker room.
Invisible Roxy, near both the boys' and the girls' locker rooms.
brb updating all my ships with /Roxy for voyeurism
Arhra
05-18-2012, 06:59 PM
My God, then no-one would be able to stop her from stealing all the liquor!
POS Industries
05-18-2012, 08:51 PM
My God, then no-one would be able to stop her from stealing all the liquor!
This looks like a job for... TROLLCOPS!
This looks like a job for... TROLLCOPS!
agUl2xmrBuA
Aldurin
05-19-2012, 03:50 PM
Seems like that's Dad's wallet, which means it better have some kind of Dad-ish note for Jane.
Revising Ocelot
05-19-2012, 04:10 PM
Seems like that's Dad's wallet, which means it better have some kind of Dad-ish note for Jane.
Shaving cream. Or whatever the equivalent that the Dad of this universe likes to hoard.
Probably still shaving cream.
shaving cream and it being so flammable are universal constants
like dad
Aldurin
05-19-2012, 04:18 PM
The shaving cream that we know is inside that wallet will be what kills LE. Calling it now.
Revising Ocelot
05-19-2012, 05:11 PM
The shaving cream that we know is inside that wallet will be what kills LE. Calling it now.
Hussie: http://www.nuklearforums.com/images/icons/lolitrollu.png
Yes, you. Personally. And no-one else. Just you.
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/353/7/1/karkachigo_by_noncontradictory-d357epr.png
holy fuck I completely forgot making this
just posting because I'm having a nostalgia trip right now
Aldurin
05-20-2012, 01:53 AM
Clearly the goal here is to grind down Jane's planet into grist, nobody's living there so it isn't an issue.
Locke cole
05-20-2012, 05:02 AM
And that is the true nature of the legendary grist cache, guarded by the Denizen.
Arhra
05-20-2012, 07:54 AM
Silly Jane, you should have just captchalogued the locked door and ground it down too.
Locke cole
05-21-2012, 12:28 AM
UU and uu, people.
So, UU might be lying through her troll teeth here, but I'm willing to count that little tidbit a strike against the "same person with split personalities" thing.
Arcanum
05-21-2012, 01:48 AM
So I'm starting to think those crazy theories about UU and LE aren't so crazy.
Revising Ocelot
05-21-2012, 08:45 AM
Eh, everything in this is too suspicious to make any solid conclusions (First Guardian? Colour-blind?), but the most egregious was the juju talk. uu said Lil Cal was a juju. He definitely has copies.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-21-2012, 09:02 AM
Eh, everything in this is too suspicious to make any solid conclusions (First Guardian? Colour-blind?), but the most egregious was the juju talk. uu said Lil Cal was a juju. He definitely has copies.
Does he?
I thought the path of a single Cal could be plotted through the whole story.
Revising Ocelot
05-21-2012, 09:14 AM
Well, Dirk's Cal definitely seems different to the BetaCal. uu described him as having dead-looking eyes. And the BetaCal was paradox'd up by Gamzee, which doesn't leave AlphaCal room to become BetaCal.
Now watch as I get disproved later in the act!
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-21-2012, 09:17 AM
It just seems to me that every time I've seen a Cal and thought "Oh there's another of them" it's just been the same one.
Arcanum
05-21-2012, 12:45 PM
Well, Dirk's Cal definitely seems different to the BetaCal. uu described him as having dead-looking eyes. And the BetaCal was paradox'd up by Gamzee, which doesn't leave AlphaCal room to become BetaCal.
Now watch as I get disproved later in the act!
Dirk -> Originates from the beta session, had Cal with him
Beta -> sent to 1980ish (or whatever) via skaia defense portal in the beta session.
Alpha-> sent to 2400ish (again just guessing these dates because I'm not going to bother to check because I'm sure you get my point) via skaia defense portal in the beta session.
So it's the same Cal, yet also a duplicate caused by the Scratch. I don't know if that counts as a Mirage of Causality, or if it means something else, or if it just means we should be careful about the reliability of our sources of information, especially if that source is a troll.
Bard The 5th LW
05-21-2012, 12:59 PM
So it's the same Cal, yet also a duplicate caused by the Scratch. I don't know if that counts as a Mirage of Causality, or if it means something else, or if it just means we should be careful about the reliability of our sources of information, especially if that source is a troll.
Well, uu said that it looked sort of dead. Like, there was something wrong with Dirk's iteration of Cal, so I guess maybe that has something to do with it.
Locke cole
05-21-2012, 01:26 PM
He's a doll. Of course he looks kind of dead.
Way back in act 2, I recall Dave saying something about how he wished that 'Lil Cal wouldn't look at him with "those dead eyes".
rpgdemon
05-21-2012, 02:14 PM
Right here:
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002319
he has dead eyes because they arent his eyes
theyre placeholders for the billiard balls
Revising Ocelot
05-22-2012, 09:46 PM
This is not just smut. This is tusmut.
tumut
Loyal
05-22-2012, 11:40 PM
Remember this? (http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24118-Cheerfulbear-PLAY-ME)
Aldurin
05-23-2012, 01:09 AM
It's been a while since an update has made my brain seize up in order to process it.
Locke cole
05-23-2012, 06:36 AM
So, in that last page, is that Future Sawtooth about to attack Dirk?
Like, has Sawtooth defected to the Condesce during his absence?
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-23-2012, 08:03 AM
I thought he was there to save Dirk.
Arcanum
05-23-2012, 10:05 AM
So, in that last page, is that Future Sawtooth about to attack Dirk?
Like, has Sawtooth defected to the Condesce during his absence?
Bros before hoes.
Locke cole
05-23-2012, 11:08 AM
Murph. I won't be able to tell what his allegience is until the next page. I guess I thought "traitor" when I saw him just standin' there with a black hood and all.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-23-2012, 11:11 AM
http://i46.tinypic.com/fnftyg.jpg
Locke cole
05-23-2012, 11:18 AM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9169/747421-cloak_super.jpg
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-23-2012, 11:23 AM
Wasn't their only traitor a good guy?
IHateMakingNames
05-23-2012, 11:25 AM
I saw Dirk pinned down and then Sawtooth nearby in a mysterious black hood. When good guys are pinned down and someone in a hood appears you know that the good guy is getting saved.
Locke cole
05-23-2012, 11:29 AM
Wasn't their only traitor a good guy?
Man, something like half of their membership ended up defecting, for one reason or another.
But yeah, one of them defected for moral reasons.
And I wasn't sayin' that black cloak == traitor, more like black cloak == evil.
Most of the time.
I saw Dirk pinned down and then Sawtooth nearby in a mysterious black hood. When good guys are pinned down and someone in a hood appears you know that the good guy is getting saved.
That, or the black cloak is watching the handiwork of his minions, only to get shocked and flee when the hero bursts out of the minion pile like "the one". It can go either way, really.
But yeah, it's quite possible that Sawtooth is here to save Dirk.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-23-2012, 11:30 AM
Cloakist.
Locke cole
05-23-2012, 11:31 AM
Cloak apoligist.
Arcanum
05-23-2012, 01:21 PM
Sawtooth is going to save Dirk for the sole reason to thrash him in a rap battle immediately after the fight is over.
e- I mean who else is Sawtooth going to rap battle if Dirk dies? Squarewave? Ha!
Ryong
05-24-2012, 06:49 AM
I have never seen such a good poem in my life. Upon reading it, I was instantly moved to tears. Dirk is clearly the best poet in, well, everything.
Locke cole
05-24-2012, 07:50 AM
Okay.
I just freaking lost it at Ghostbusters.
Flarecobra
05-24-2012, 11:02 AM
The last picture is the best picture ever.
Aldurin
05-24-2012, 12:19 PM
I CAN'T TAKE IT! TOO MANY BEST UPDATES EVER!
man that was just fucking amazing. uu got owned hard.
IHateMakingNames
05-24-2012, 12:54 PM
Every since Dave/Karkat the updates have been pretty good. Lowest points being any part with Jane that excluded Gamzee and Jake since his role has been mostly people explaining background/story information to him.
Aldurin
05-24-2012, 12:57 PM
The Jake updates were pretty good due to the whole dream boner fiasco.
Loyal
05-24-2012, 01:58 PM
Yeah, but let's face it - that was Dirk's doing.
Locke cole
05-24-2012, 02:48 PM
man that was just fucking amazing. uu got owned hard.
I am reminded of Dave Vs Tavros.
Dracorion
05-24-2012, 02:49 PM
Technically, it was Jake's doing for being secretly so amazing at reading people as to get an accurate enough representation of Dirk.
But it was Dirk's doing that Jake had enough information about him to form that awesome representation.
But it was Jake's doing that he was secretly insightful and analytical enough to absorb enough of Dirk's awesome to form that awesome representation.
Aldurin
05-25-2012, 02:05 AM
ok, uu actually managed to be a total jerk. He gets a trophy that is suspiciously dick-shaped.
Also it looks like Red Miles is coming out of the sky above Dirk. Does this mean that DD is badass enough to pull an inter-dimensional double(?) kill on Dirk?
Revising Ocelot
05-25-2012, 04:40 AM
He told you man. He told you about shitty twists.
Amake
05-25-2012, 12:03 PM
That'll teach em to play his games on his terms and offer him every accommodation and shit.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-25-2012, 12:54 PM
Since there's nobody around to kiss Dirk I don't think this is going to lead to him getting into the game through his Dream Self.
Still, there must be some way to survive it if it's a game mechanic.
Locke cole
05-25-2012, 01:15 PM
If his realself dies, the wounds will bleed over to his realself. He needs someone to kiss him if he gets Milesed.
However, he does have Sawtooth. If is robots can get him into the game fast enough, he can get rocketbooted up to his second Gate and get kissed by Jane.
BitVyper
05-25-2012, 03:47 PM
UU can probably come back the same way Kanaya did, at any rate.
Bard The 5th LW
05-25-2012, 04:11 PM
UU can probably come back the same way Kanaya did, at any rate.
Why would that happen?
BitVyper
05-25-2012, 04:29 PM
Greenblood powers.
Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
05-25-2012, 04:33 PM
Different shade of green
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