Homesuck: Vriska Rising

[Locke cole]

Update. Clingy Dirk.

[Aldurin]

Jake makes a bad boyfriend, never returns any calls.

[Ryong]

I can only imagine how insane Solerisprite will go if they(?) see Feferi.

[Locke cole]

Mr. Aerosol is pretty grumpy. (update)

[Aldurin]

New title request.

your flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole and wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon.

[Revising Ocelot]

It's disturbing how well those personalities mesh together, and that he sounds a little like me on a bad day.

I think seeing some kind of Feferisprite would cause a SPRITESPLOSION for them. Throw in some kind of Aradia corpse/robocorpse from godknowswhere for Sollux bonus points!

[Revising Ocelot]

Oh no. Nepfef? Fefnep? Neperi? Fefeta?

[Locke cole]

Catfish.

[Revising Ocelot]

Catfish.

I'm trying to break my habit of stating nothing but the blindingly obvious (when it's not a Bullshit Theory of Bullshit), so I find this highly offensive. Please desist.

[Loyal]

I'm not sure how I managed to forget about Feferi.

[Dracorion]

Might've had something to do with Meenah being great?

[POS Industries]

Or Feferi being boring and forgettable.

[Arcanum]

Might've had something to do with Meenah being great?

Well you see, that's because:

Or Feferi being boring and forgettable.

I believe Hussie stated Meenah was an apology to Pisces folk for Feferi.

Meanwhile us Aquariuses just get shafted with Eridan and Cronus.

[Locke cole]

Feferi was taken before her time.

Seriously, I think she had, like, maybe five conversations?

With Eridan, with Eridan again, Alterniabound, Jade, Jade's Dream... Return To The Core, post-pre-whatever-mortem memo.

Okay, a few more than I guessed, but still.

[POS Industries]

Meanwhile us Aquariuses just get shafted with Eridan and Cronus.
I have not one, but two juggalos, so I know how you feel there.

[Flarecobra]

I have Vriska and Aranea, here.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Nepeta sucks.

[Locke cole]

Tavros and Rufioh.

...and The Summoner, I guess.

[POS Industries]

Nepeta sucks.
YOU SUCK.

[Arcanum]

Nepeta sucks.

You are the worst person.

[rpgdemon]

YOU SUCK.

.

[Revising Ocelot]

At least Gamzee is a major character. Being stuck with Nepeta and Nepeta Prime, who BOTH only contributed to the plot "look how evil these clowns are" is...


...well, I DO like my IRL pet cat. So.

[Loyal]

If Meenah's an apology for Feferi, what's Horuss?

At least Karkat was good the first time around.

[Locke cole]

Seek The Highb100d was interesting in that it showed a side or two of Equius that would have made him a more likeable character... if he hadn't then immediately died as he lived.

Horuss looks like he would have been an interesting character if we'd seen his descent into complete and utter insanity firsthand.

[Aldurin]

If Meenah's an apology for Feferi, what's Horuss?

At least Karkat was good the first time around.

Horuss was Hussie's way of saying that he regrets nothing with Equius.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

And Cronus is Hussie's way of trying to see how unlikable he has to make a character before nobody sympathizes with him.

[Loyal]

Hussie's still got work to do then, in that regard.

[Solid Snake]

And Cronus is Hussie's way of trying to see how unlikable he has to make a character before nobody sympathizes with him.

...Didn't he already achieve that with Eridan?
I mean, people actually find Eridan sympathetic?!?

[Arcanum]

There was that one guy on these very forums who was all like "Eridan is the best, he reminds me of myself, I don't get why everyone hates Eridan."

[Flarecobra]

There was that one guy on these very forums who was all like "Eridan is the best, he reminds me of myself, I don't get why everyone hates Eridan."

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1110366&postcount=5956

Because I was bored.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

...Didn't he already achieve that with Eridan?
I mean, people actually find Eridan sympathetic?!?

As demonstrated, yes.
This is further illustrated by how he seemed to go out of his way to make Cronus worse but still managed to fail.

It's a bit of a shame really, I liked the look of Cronus from his sprites. I was really hoping it'd turn out he was a totally chill dude who had never lost his shit or been a total dickburger to anyone.

[Locke cole]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[Revising Ocelot]

Give it a little longer and Jane will be soliciting in bad Japanese for filthy sex with everyone.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Fuck yeah Jane Crocker.

[Flarecobra]

You know, I see "erisol" and keep pronouncing it like "aerosol", for some reason.

And is it just me, or does that thing look like it's going into her nose?

[Arcanum]

You know, I see "erisol" and keep pronouncing it like "aerosol", for some reason.

Mr. Aerosol is pretty grumpy. (update)

Nah it's not just you :P

[Solid Snake]

...Oh, Jake.
You foolish, foolish man.

[Aldurin]

And is it just me, or does that thing look like it's going into her nose?

The microphone clearly doubles as a mustache. The pinnacle of technology in the alternate universe.

[POS Industries]

Fuck yeah Jane Crocker.
^

[stefan]

You are now realizing that both Rose and Roxy's sprites were prototyped with a cat and a princess.

[Vauron]

When did Tavros or Vriska become either a cat or a princess?

[Arcanum]

When did Tavros or Vriska become either a cat or a princess?

You are now realizing that both Rose and Roxy's sprites were prototyped with a cat and a princess.
.

[Flarecobra]

Seeing as that is neither Tavros or Vriska...

[Vauron]

Whoops, brainfart on my part. For some reason I thought it was Jane and Roxy he stated.

[Locke cole]

And both princesses were associated with the eldritch.

[Dracorion]

Oh hey, it's GCat.

Of course it's GCat.

[Locke cole]

Jane: Flip The Fuck Out

[stefan]

Swwwwwwing and a miss.

[Flarecobra]

That is a "Fuck you cockbite" for sure.

[Aldurin]

I see Jane dating Karkat if the meteor ever does arrive (given the constant affirmations that it DOES arrive has obviously made me doubt its arrival. It's great that she's growing a personality.

[Solid Snake]

...Jake.
Jake.
Jake.
You're done.
Gather your shit.
Pack your bags.
You're done.

[Arhra]

Never change Jake.

Never change.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Change as quickly as humanly possible, Jake.
Also much as I love Jane telling him off and I know how hard it is not to take stuff like that out on every single living/non-living thing within accessible distance, Roxy totally doesn't deserve being shouted at.

[rpgdemon]

Is it a coincidence that Jake and Snake only differ by little sound?

[Solid Snake]

Is it a coincidence that Jake and Snake only differ by little sound?

Man I really liked Jake until he suddenly become an unrealistically unbearably dense comedic punchline.

[POS Industries]

Man I really liked Jake until he suddenly become an unrealistically unbearably dense comedic punchline.
So what you're saying is that you never liked Jake? :smug:

[Arcanum]

Poor Jane.

[Arhra]

She's got the moves.

[Dracorion]

For the life of me, I can't figure out Fefeta's emoticons.

[Locke cole]

3833 < 3;3

;)

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38D

:D

3833 < 38O

:O

3833 < 38(

:(

edit: Well, dang. How do you un-activate the automatic emoticon things?

[Revising Ocelot]

The 3833 < is a combination of Feferi tiara & goggles, and Nepeta's usual :33 < (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004712) before her sentences (the last of which being, what, two years ago?) The :33 was the face of her double-mouthed cat whatsitsname. The rest is easy enough to work out from there.

[Locke cole]

Pounce De Leon, if anyone cares.

[Art of Hilt]

That new update, man.

JANE: I THINK I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING!

:O

O:

:O

O:

>:O

This just shot up to the Top Five most horrible things any Homestuck character has said to another character.

She was an alcoholic, Jane! She had a problem!

ROXY: i had a problem :(

SEE???

[Locke cole]

Yeah, Janey admits that that was pretty damn terrible.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

That fucking cat.

[Arhra]

Oh hey, it's her.

Has she ever appeared outside of flashbacks?

[POS Industries]

Once when she had Not!Droog do some shit for her.

[Odjn]

Are you insane? If anything this Droog is the best Droog.

[Locke cole]

But he's not Droog.

He's the Dignitary.

[Revising Ocelot]

A bit of the old ultraviolence

[POS Industries]

But he's not Droog.

He's the Dignitary.
Precisely. He's not Droog in that session, and the only reason I typed "Not!Droog" was because I had originally typed "Droog" and then didn't feel like changing it to whatever his non-Midnight Crew title is.

[Flarecobra]

Well, this is an "Ohshit." moment.

[Odjn]

Precisely. He's not Droog in that session, and the only reason I typed "Not!Droog" was because I had originally typed "Droog" and then didn't feel like changing it to whatever his non-Midnight Crew title is.

Well color me embarassed. (He's still the best version of DD.)

Also, Jane has giant skeletons. And Roxy's in trouuuuuble.

[Solid Snake]

...Oh God.
This might be the worst day in Jane's life, which is saying something, given other days she's experienced in the past.

[Vauron]

Well, that was a thing.

[Locke cole]

Caliborn:

Murderer, vouyer, murderer, internet troll, murderer, and all-around not-ladies-man.

[Loyal]

Just think: Somewhere, someone out there is still finding Caliborn sympathetic.

[Locke cole]

Don't you mean "sympathaasldjfkljsdhfkla"?

[Flarecobra]

Best art in all of homestuck though.

[Aldurin]

Well if trolls were made to reflect the behaviors of real internet trolls, then cherubs are confirmed as the creepy pervs of the internet.

[The SSB Intern]

GG: Oh, that's just great.
GG: The ONE TIME we had a generic girly pillow fight, and it turns out some pervert was watching us.

And yet, the rest of us perverts completely miss out. Truly, this is an unjust universe.

[Arcanum]

http://i.imgur.com/L2leY.png

[Flarecobra]

It seems MSPA is currentally out of business.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hussie's twitter seems to imply that someone working on the servers dropped a ball somewhere

[Locke cole]

Update finally.

And good lord I never want to see Caliborn again.

Which sucks because he's one of the focal points of the story.

[Arhra]

Caliborn, stop being That Guy.

I know you don't have it in you, so someone please come along and get to the stabbings.

[Solid Snake]

Not that I don't feel awful for Jane (I do), but the most impactful thing for me in this last string of updates was the realization that John wouldn't be able to see a version of his father again in Alpha! Dad.

I always kind of assumed the whole reason Alpha! Dad existed in the first place was to ensure a variation of that reunion.
(Then again, that was back when the Alpha kids seemed less real characters themselves and more mere narrative tools to resolve the main cast's issues.)

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I dunno if we can trust the veracity of Caliborn's perspective on it. Not just because he has really really weird ideas about fucking everything, but because he's kind of basing the assumption on what he thinks of humans. Meaning he probably doesn't know Dad can throw safes and get Hearts Boxcar in a goddamn headlock.

[Specterbane]

Yeah, given that he's only got the one screen unlocked here (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007453). and his penchant for lying his horrible, sniveling, immature, sadistic, little heart out for the sake of making people suffer to feel more powerful, I'm not about to write Dad out just yet.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Boy I sure hope someone answers that phone!
CAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT

[Aldurin]

DD is living the dream. His boss is in the enemy prison, who he's probably going to send paperwork to, and he's got the paragon of dapper as a roommate special "prisoner".

[Arhra]

Never change DD. Never change.

[Locke cole]

Well, this isn't exactly how I thought Caliborn would be wrong, but Caliborn was wrong all the same, so w/e.

[Locke cole]

New update.

[Flarecobra]

The only update you ever need.

[stefan]

requesting thread title change to "i withdraw my motion to unsit on the hat"

[Locke cole]

Or "THANK YOU FOR ADVICE. DO YOU MEAN MY BOTTOM."

[Flarecobra]

I nominate "THESE MEN ARE LEADING YOU ASTRAY."

[Locke cole]

I AM VICTORIOUS.

[Flarecobra]

Yes, you are.

[Locke cole]

Glubbin' update.

[POS Industries]

Which makes the realization that, deep down, the Condesce is straight gangsta nothing short of wonderful.
Okay, maybe it's not so deep down after all.

[Flarecobra]

I think she just shot the ceiling, so to speak.

[Locke cole]

I'm now imagining her using exactly this sort of language during Nanna's childhood, as the "cruel baroness".

It's pretty hilarious.

[POS Industries]

Wizardy Herbert is the greatest work of fictional fiction to ever not really exist in real life.

[Aldurin]

That reminds me, Hussie is overdue for the next character death.

[Locke cole]

What fresh hell is this?

[stefan]

What fresh hell is this?

What Hussie was going to make before he decided to make Homestuck instead.

[Bard The 5th LW]

According to Andrew's dead formspring Eridan drew some inspiration from Herbert. (what with Herbert being a wizard that ditched his wand for a gun and Eridand ditching his gun for a wand)

[Loyal]

I'd like to imagine that the Journallog is directly representative of the actual length of a single page, and each new page is just some heinously long foldout that needs to be unfolded over several minutes before being read.

[Locke cole]

...You know, I wouldn't mind Wizardy Herbert as its own story. It's so strange, like the characters are trapped in another world, but that world is a story about themselves.

[Odjn]

This is the most hideous thing. The color hurts my eyes and roxy spells almost as bad as that guy, whathishelmet, sollux's ancestor, and he has the excuse of huge brain damage.

[Locke cole]

Her spelling on the last page is because she was drunk.

As for the big-text stuff, I'm assuming it's either something she wrote a long time ago, when she was much worse at writing, or when she was drunk, or it's intentionally a horribly-written story, since the story is about these guys trapped in a horribly-written story.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Note that Herbert and Beatrix can be seen on the posters of Rose's wall. (Far left (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002117))

[Locke cole]

Yup. I believe that they were there as an obscure reference to Wizardy Herbert in its original format as a story Hussie never quite released.

Weren't Sawtooth and Squarewave from And It Don't Stop? I haven't read that, so I don't know.

[Flarecobra]

Guess that's one way to describe it.

[Loyal]

More dream bubble memory-loss shenanigans?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Yup. I believe that they were there as an obscure reference to Wizardy Herbert in its original format as a story Hussie never quite released.

Weren't Sawtooth and Squarewave from And It Don't Stop? I haven't read that, so I don't know.

Dave and Dirk collectively have a lot of references to And it Don't Stop but Squarewave and Sawtooth never actually showed up in it. The concept of "Rapping robots" was basically from that though.

[Aldurin]

So Calliope is taking the form of the firefly to hide? Or is she actually the firefly that WV found in the amber forever ago?

[Revising Ocelot]

So Calliope is taking the form of the firefly to hide? Or is she actually the firefly that WV found in the amber forever ago?

Probably the former. Different swirl pattern. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003881)

[Arcanum]

So much. Flipping. Morse code.

[Odjn]

So there's a super buff alternate calliope somewhere?

[Locke cole]

possibly.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

It's also possible that Lord English is that Calliope.

[Flarecobra]

It's also possible that Lord English is that Calliope.

No, it was confermed that Caliborn is in this page. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007163) (When you talk to Aranea)

[Revising Ocelot]

So there's a super buff alternate calliope somewhere?

http://i.imgur.com/q1NMz.gif

[Locke cole]

No, it was confermed that Caliborn is in this page. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007163) (When you talk to Aranea)

Of course, Aranea could possibly be plauged with misinformation.

But that doesn't explain Meulin calling the "angel of double death" "Calicorn".

[Flarecobra]

But that doesn't explain Meulin calling the "angel of double death" "Calicorn".

This is called "Calicorn" in the MSPA wiki. (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121127090206/mspaintadventures/images/a/a4/Candyborn.png)

[Locke cole]

...yes.

[Arcanum]

Oh no!

e- Apparently Calliope doesn't think too highly of Rose. The only thing I can think of is the whole Grimdark/communing-with-the-eldritch-gods phase she went through.

[Revising Ocelot]

Oh no!

e- Apparently Calliope doesn't think too highly of Rose. The only thing I can think of is the whole Grimdark/communing-with-the-eldritch-gods phase she went through.

Light players are already blabbermouths and make everything known to everyone, but Rose must be like a hard counter to Roxy's current Void powers, which Calliope is relying on to stay hidden.

English time!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Or maybe Calliope just didn't care for Complacency of the Learned.

e: its more likely that Calliope just doesn't want any uninvited persons being in her bubble at all

[Locke cole]

The fact that anyone has made it into the bubble univited is a Bad Sign.

This is supposed to be a safe haven that nobody can find or enter without her guiding them, where she can, you know, not get double-murdered by Lord English.

Rose Showing up doesn't bode well for the bubble's impenetrability.

[stefan]

There's certainly nothing suspicious at all about Calliope telling Roxy that her friends should all kill themselves and that she needs to do whatever the batterwitch tells her to do.

[Locke cole]

If she really wanted them all to die, it would be loads simpler to just not mention the crypts, and instead urge them to use the regular quest beds.

[POS Industries]

Rose and Roxy are the most adorable.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

UPDORT

[Arhra]

The Batterwitch prepares the most amazing information folders.

[Locke cole]

Oh lord, is that thing seriously blingee'd? I love it.

[Flarecobra]

I imagine it would've been actually a neat folder, had it not been bling'd out.

[Solid Snake]

I imagine it would've been actually a neat folder, had it not been bling'd out.

You mean "Thank heavens it was blingee'd out, therefore making it an awesome folder regardless of its actual contents," right?

[Flarecobra]

No, I don't.

[Locke cole]

It continues to be hilarious to see that Her Imperious Condescension is really just Meenah in a position of power, said position not having caused her to grow up at all.

[Revising Ocelot]

Oh hey, I was right about the light player stuff.

Back to being completely wrong about more significant details for the next 12 months.

[Odjn]

Everyone but Flare is correct, as usual.

[Flarecobra]

At least I don't assume to be correct.

And Update.


I think the Batterwitch took that trick from my aunt.. she used to put glitter in my cards up until I turned 25.

Why do I suspect the Droll to be Hatliker now?

[Revising Ocelot]

Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER OF HATS.

Droll is POOR AND IRISH, for he has only one hat.

[Locke cole]

I imagined him to be Hatliker a ways back. It just clicked.

[Loyal]

Behold, the Ghastly^2 Gibus^2

[Flarecobra]

Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER OF HATS.

Droll is POOR AND IRISH, for he has only one hat.

But what if the single hat was taller then a tower of hats?

Or would that be a hat paradox?

[rpgdemon]

Or would that be a hat paradox?

No, because you can't have a -pair- with only one hat.

[Aldurin]

Man, even his AI clone is a lazy dick.

[POS Industries]

I do hope Jane alchemizes up some goodies tomorrow, or it just won't feel like a proper April 13, 2012.

[Locke cole]

Well, it is her birthday.

[POS Industries]

You'd think it was simultaneously her birthday, AND Christmas or something.

Of course you know that is ridiculous and could never conceivably happen.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Hey, Gamzee?
Fuck you.

[Flarecobra]

He's like that one character from Hey Arnold that just stands there and breathes heavily.

[Locke cole]

The glasses got a bunch of cracks in them now. I got a feeling that's telling us exactly where they're about to go.

[stefan]

This is the best christmas present ever.

[Arhra]

But wait, that's only one prototyping!

[Flarecobra]

Ok, let's list. For the sake of simplicity, I'll just list alive, as in moving about/dead, as in not moving.

Aradia- Alive.
Tavros- Dead
Sollux- Alive, with dead twin.
Karkat- Alive
Neptia- Dead
Kanaya- "Alive"
Terezi- Alive
Vriska- Dead
Equius- Dead
Gamzee- Alive
Eridan- Dead
Fefrei- Dead

From there, we have these pairings as sprites:
Tavros and Vriska were joined, then expoded.
Neptia and Fefrei
Sollux and Eridan
And now Equius.

Thus there are no other troll corpses around to prototype.

[stefan]

Thus there are no other troll corpses around to prototype.

good thing Dirk has a freshly cracked pair of sunglasses to give him!

[stefan]

I was wrong.

this is the best christmas present ever.

[Locke cole]

Why is he crying?

Joy? Awe? Exhaustion? Sorrow?

[POS Industries]

Why is he crying?

Joy? Awe? Exhaustion? Sorrow?
It's just so motherfuckin beautiful.

[Flarecobra]

Liquid Grape Awe.

[Arhra]

Sweet Hussie, it's beautiful.

[Bard The 5th LW]

They did send a poet. he just prefers to be called a bard.

[Loyal]

I do not mind, at all, seeing a return of this song.

[Arcanum]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best sprite.

[Aldurin]

Equius has reached the true God Tier.

And the fanfics are writing themselves already.

[Revising Ocelot]

New thread title, Let's talk about f****** horses.


EDIT: Screw you POS or whoever that was

EDIT x2 COMBO: No wait I was clearly mistaken this is the best possible title and POS is hells of rad.

[Revising Ocelot]

Egads, my hands are moving autonomously

[rpgdemon]

New thread title, Let's talk about f****** horses.

I concur.

[Art of Hilt]

This s@!# is quite fan-diddly-tastic. Oh my fudging goodness do I love this motherf#@!$%~* business.

[Loyal]

As far as ways to make Equius a better character go, this is certainly the best one.

[Flarecobra]

Nice touch with the icon there at the end.

[Locke cole]

Roxy continues to be the best in he Alpha session, even with the addition of Arquiusprite.

[Locke cole]

Update.

And possible new new new title.

THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL

[Solid Snake]

I think it says something about how insufferable I've been finding Jake lately that I was sorely tempted to believe that Caliborn was the more likable character during that conversation.

[Vauron]

Its a pity that Jake doesn't know more about Caliborn. He doesn't get just how low you have to be for Caliborn to think you are like him.

[Art of Hilt]

That last line is straight up iconic.

[Marelo]

I think it says something about how insufferable I've been finding Jake lately that I was sorely tempted to believe that Caliborn was the more likable character during that conversation.

I really don't understand this viewpoint regarding Jake! And I think even approaching the idea that Jake is a less likable character than Caliborn requires an extremely rose-tinted set of glasses.

Like, Caliborn is pretty objectively awful on basically all fronts. He spends as much of his time as possible trying to bully other people into pleasing him or straight up telling everyone around him that they're pieces of shit compared to him.

Jake is just a bumbling teenager. He genuinely wants the best for others, but just doesn't realize what that means or where he's at on the Do Good Scale. He's not some awful shit from beyond the understanding of all human shits.

I dunno, I just see so many people talking about Jake like he's Satanspawn, and the idea that he's somehow less sympathetic or likable than a person who spent his most recent conversation talking about how great he is, how awful Jake is, and how especially awful he thinks the "human bitches" are on account of their being women... That just strikes me as extremely odd.

[EVILNess]

A friend of mine saw this:

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He wanted an explanation.

I just linked him the first page of Homestuck and told him the answer wasn't too far in. This is probably the most evil lie I have ever told.

The only response I have received from him in two days has been "FUCK YOU LIAR, BUT I HAVE COME TOO FAR NOW TO STOP NOW."

Yessss....

[Arcanum]

I just linked him the first page of Homestuck and told him the answer wasn't too far in. This is probably the most evil lie I have ever told.

The only response I have received from him in two days has been "FUCK YOU LIAR, BUT I HAVE COME TOO FAR NOW TO STOP NOW."

Yessss....

That is the most magnificent thing I've heard all week.

[Solid Snake]

Videos like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8nGl1U3ZY) force me to sincerely question how that man doesn't have 1000 times more views

(I love how it critiques Connor's hypocrisy too)

[EVILNess]

Videos like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8nGl1U3ZY) force me to sincerely question how that man doesn't have 1000 times more views

(I love how it critiques Connor's hypocrisy too)

Partly because of the often random and obscure nature of his videos, partly due to having weird ass titles I imagine.

Although I set the WHERE MY DRAGONS AT? as my ringtone and now I can tell who has seen Game of Thrones when my phone rings.

[Art of Hilt]

Finally an update.
Way to kick off 2013 with some good old gaiety.

[Flarecobra]

Get that robot some rust cleaner STAT.

[Arcanum]

GT: We could try to guess it maybe?
uu: FORGET IT. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE PROBABLY INFINITE.

Five bucks says the code for her juju is "UrobUros."

Also is that a tadpole egg?

[Locke cole]

No, that's just the beacon-thing that was on top of the antenna.

[Aldurin]

HE'S STILL ALIVE! The only character we thought was truly dead is back!

[Arhra]

"Clowns can do whatever they want. Because of miracles. And hold no accountability for their deeds."

<3

[Dracorion]

In old news, I'm not the only one who realizes that if there's a doomed timeline version of Calliope in the dream bubbles who became Lady English, there's also a doomed tineline Caliborn, the one she killed? I wonder what he's up to.

As for Lil' Cal, I just came up with this theory that there weren't two of him created by the alpha-beta split. The one in Caliborn's hands right now ends up in Dream Dave's room in Derse, sonehow, and goes on to become the green-suited Cal in currently in Gamzee's hands, the one belonging to the alpha kids and the trolls, and also goes on to become Dirk's Cal, and later Caliborn's Cal, when the universe resets.

[Revising Ocelot]

Caliborn makes a Horcrux out of Lil Cal.


Remember those Cronus HP references?




And even less seriously, Jake still has BRO^_^BuT occupying his mind.

[Flarecobra]

....So, I beleve something has begon.

[POS Industries]

BALLER TIER:
Roxy
The Condesce
Meenah

STRONG TIER:
Arquiusprite

GOOGLE TRANSLATE TIER:
Damara

NOT SHIT TIER:
Porrim

SHIT TIER:
Everyone else introduced since Act 5

ERIDAN TIER:
Eridan

SOMEHOW BELOW ERIDAN TIER:
Cronus

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I'll give you one chance to amend your list to account for certain recent and very STRONG developments.

[POS Industries]

Yeah, all right, I expanded the tier list a little bit.

There's also Act 1-4 Tier, but we all know they're amazing so there's no point in putting them on the list. It's like comparing apples and orgasms.

[Solid Snake]

But what about Alpha-session DD, POS?

[POS Industries]

All game construct characters who are identical to their pre-scratch counterparts are automatically grandfathered into Act 1-4 Tier, so if a character had an alternate version that was in the Midnight Crew intermission or was one of the exiles, their place in the pantheon of pre-Act 5 gods is already assured.

[Loyal]

How the hell does Karkat get Shit Tier

[POS Industries]

He doesn't. He's in Act 1-4 Tier. Come on, man, try to keep up.

I do need to refine things a little better though because Porrim deserves better than shit tier.

EDIT: And problem solved. My science is best science.

[stefan]

The Condesce is even more hilarious if you imagine all of her dialogue being spoken with Lumpy Space Princess's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTrD3R5cj0) voice.

[Arcanum]

BALLER TIER:
Roxy
The Condesce
Meenah

STRONG TIER:
Arquiusprite

GOOGLE TRANSLATE TIER:
Damara

NOT SHIT TIER:
Porrim

SHIT TIER:
Everyone else introduced since Act 5

ERIDAN TIER:
Eridan

SOMEHOW BELOW ERIDAN TIER:
Cronus

Seconding this as 100% fact.

[Locke cole]

What the fucking shit/shitting fuck jus happened?

Oh, and uPDATE.

[Loyal]

gurl's got moves.

I'm a little disappointed Ctrl+T did nothing here.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

This is the worst fucking thing ever
I am horrified.

[Dracorion]

What the motherfuck.

[stefan]

Jesus christ

[stefan]

request thread namechange to "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?" tia

[Revising Ocelot]

PSYCHE? Maybe?

Please let there be a PSYCHE, I can feel my teeth rotting.

[Aldurin]

Well, Hussie still manages to surprise us. I'm just disappointed that it doesn't loop forever.

[Revising Ocelot]

Well, Hussie still manages to surprise us.

You know, he's now guaranteed to be in a Trickster Mode outfit in his next appearance.

[stefan]

http://i.imgur.com/4bkpj.png

[Bard The 5th LW]

Even Gamzee isn't sure about this one

[Locke cole]

That snake symbol: That's http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/AURYN_72.JPG/220px-AURYN_72.JPG.

The movie's version of it, anyway. The book was simply two snakes joined in a loop.

Movie OR book, though, AURYN is a reference to the Ouroboros.

[Flarecobra]

Think this would be a fitting time to bring this back.

http://i.imgur.com/PQDaC.gif

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Needs the bigger version, doesn't it?

[Flarecobra]

If you want to post it up, go right ahead. Just felt that one had the perfect number of expressions.

[Aldurin]

It's even worse, now that we know it bypasses God Tier in an instant.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Anybody else notice that Jane is now taller than Gamzee?! TALLER THAN GAMZEE'S FREAKING HORNS EVEN

She must be freaking gigantic.

[Locke cole]

So, Trickster Mode is funneling Janey's Lifey Thing through the lens of madness. Good to know.

[Solid Snake]

...What the heck just happened I don't even

[Flarecobra]

Just what the hell is Hussie smoking/huffing/snorting/injecting to bring us this?

[Loyal]

I'm just waiting for this to become canon at this point. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMcEBX74AWE)

Is Becjack even relevant anymore?

[mauve]

http://i42.tinypic.com/1fzqls.png

...what the hell did I just watch??

[Revising Ocelot]

Turns out this person's drawings become part of canon once again.

http://i.imgur.com/iPdy8.jpg

[POS Industries]

http://i.imgur.com/iPdy8.jpg
Awww, here it goes! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1182378#post1182378)

[Flarecobra]

http://i.imgur.com/iPdy8.jpg

L-npKxyIFHU

[Locke cole]

Apparently, the guy's design's didn' just become canon; i's more tht he ws drafted to draw Clliope's fanart in the first place anyway, and he later drew those other pictures to show what the other Trickster Modes would look like.

...ARGH. Freaking "A" and "T" keys.

[Revising Ocelot]

*Inception horn*

EDIT: I'm going to spend the rest of the day over here in scratch.php.

[Odjn]

The fuck?

[Solid Snake]

Guys
Guys
I hate to say this
I really do
But I think...
...I think Andrew might have lost his mind
He just might no longer be sane or fit to write and draw

[Aldurin]

Guys
Guys
I hate to say this
I really do
But I think...
...I think Andrew might have lost his mind
He just might no longer be sane or fit to write and draw

We saw that coming for a while, here's where the signs started. (http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901)

[stefan]

MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck: A Candy Coated Sugar Slide All the Way to Hell

[Flarecobra]

Anyone noticed that the little ticker-thing at the top of the flash is clickable?

Also, what the flying fuck.

[Locke cole]

Also, what the flying fuck.
That sentence is probably close to a literal description of what is going on.

I must applaud Hussie. After two years of revealing the story's rules and mythos, to the point where we have a decent idea of how things work, he can still pull out something that makes the entire fanbase go "what the fuck?"

[Revising Ocelot]

Well, the next page can only end badly.

Except for Dirk, maybe.

[Locke cole]

The "Next" arrow is now a gif of the lollipop.

[Flarecobra]

Zillyhoo mode.

[Marelo]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is probably the best thing I've ever seen out of Homestuck, better even than Dr. Brinner's cameo. This is fantastic.

[stefan]

Jake English: Somehow blessed with the supernatural ability to always be able to say the worst possible thing at any given moment holy shit

[Flarecobra]

I know I'd be scared as fuck.

[Loyal]

That sentence is probably close to a literal description of what is going on.

I must applaud Hussie. After two years of revealing the story's rules and mythos, to the point where we have a decent idea of how things work, he can still pull out something that makes the entire fanbase go "what the fuck?"

That's not necessarily something to applaud.

[Locke cole]

Well, it speaks to something interesting that he can still shock people who are used to Homseuck as a whole, where the level of insanity is generally kept at a dull roar.

[stefan]

There is literally no way this isn't going to end in a glorious fiery mess.

[Aldurin]

Oh god, I didn't think Hussie was going to follow through with what he was talking about in twitter.

[Revising Ocelot]

I think Hussie spotted a hornets nest and put on his best running shoes.

[Flarecobra]

Kanaya did it better.