Balderdash, The Second Coming

[Fenris]

This one was kinda fun.


I think we should get a Balderdash game going. Basically, someone makes up a word. Posters have 24 hours to make up a definition for it. The person who posted the word picks the best one, and the person who posted it makes up a new word. Rinse, lather, repeat.

So, who wants to start us off?

[Mr.Bookworm]

Sure why not.

Limeyspike.

[GARUD]

The ancient African art of skewering citrus fruit.

[Rejected Again]

Adding too much lime to ones Corona when they are not looking.

[Zilla]

A specific European football technique involving a backflip to launch the ball into the goal; pioneered by Manchester United.

[Masked Jedi]

The act of secretly getting a brit drunk. Used as a verb, as in "I limeyspiked so and so."

[Mr.Bookworm]

I found GARUD's the best. Although you missed the obvious definition of spiking a British person.

[Zilla]

Different definition of spiking, but Masked did get that...

[GARUD]

Ok, here's one to munch on:

Homocarnivine

[Rejected Again]

Anyone who works at a wine tasting festival and does not know they are gay.

[The SSB Intern]

A cannibal dating website.

[Zilla]

A man eating plant.

"The homocarnivine is found mainly in Central America, and is the cocaine baron's greatest foe."

[Fenris]

The use of kitchen utensils to make fire.

[Molotovich]

Someone who eats his own flesh

[GARUD]

Fenrispuppy wins this one and getsd a scratch behind the ears.

[Fenris]

Dewe

[GARUD]

A form of basket-weaving using only the shed skin of snakes.

[Ape Boy]

The condensation formed while airing out the carcass of a female sheep.

[Rejected Again]

The first of a line of experiments from Pepsi Co.

[Zilla]

Slang term for slaves in Atlantis.

[Mr.Bookworm]

The word for "dew" in the new "Pretentious Git" slang.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

An extremely educated canine with fluffy fur, a strong belief in secondary education but lacks the moustache to back it up?

[Fenris]

Rhiya wins.

[Rejected Again]

Its been a while. New word:

Deflintia

[Zilla]

a mental condition that prevents someone from reacting appropriately to surprises.

[deanh22a]

A condition in which a person's head flatulates every time they have a thought.

[GARUD]

When two rocks striking together produces nuclear fission.

[Rejected Again]

Garud wins. Who ever feels like being in second is.

[deanh22a]

second is better than last.

Sorry zilla. you lose.

[Zilla]

this game isn't very satisfying... :/

[GARUD]

Fenririophobia

I think I'm good at this game.

[Zilla]

The process by which lightning is converted into shurikens.

[Rejected Again]

The fear of Fenriswolf show up at your house with 13 other Furies trying to yiff.

[bluestarultor]

A fear of large canines in connection to Ragnarok.

[Fenris]

The act of me banning the fuck out of Rejected Again if he keeps up this bullshit.

HINT

[bluestarultor]

The act of me banning the fuck out of Rejected Again if he keeps up this bullshit.

HINT

Short of the yiffing part, he (albeit mistakenly) called you a (http://www.in2greece.com/english/historymyth/mythology/names/furies.htm) Fury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes), Greek gods of retribution for crimes, which, short of them all being female, is totally badass and totally fits with the role you've been given as a guardian of social order. I vote the mods consider retitling themselves as the Furies. :D

[Fenris]

Alternatively, he just made a typo.

[Rejected Again]

Yeah, it was a typo. But hint taken and I apologize for being an ass.

[GARUD]

Zilla, then Fenris

[Zilla]

gamesloon

[Rejected Again]

To repetitively Roshambo large monkeys.

[deanh22a]

A gamesloon is the bodily crevice where you tuck your game cartridges that won't fit in your pocket.

[GARUD]

A method of preserving food, by placing it inside a used condom for 30 days, in the freezer. Invented by the British.

[bluestarultor]

An arcade that also has a bar. (I have been to a place like this! Gameworks in the Phoenix mall! Go there! :D)

[Zilla]

dean ftw.

[deanh22a]

Whoa, my internet has been out for 3 days. You actually waited? :p okay then...

Drendute

[krogothwolf]

A drendute is a device used to drain a toilet that is clogged with fecal matter.

[P-Sleazy]

Is something that when spoken of, will land you in Gitmo.

[Rejected Again]

To play the flute while being attacked by rabies infected ducks. Have yet to be done to date.

[The SSB Intern]

Drendute: A druid lady-of-the-night

[Zilla]

adj. of dreams and manifest in the real world.

"I might have been out of it, but the drendute song on the radio made me think I was dreaming."

[deanh22a]

krogothwolf's was my favorite. then rejected and shadows.

[krogothwolf]

Splizeroney

[P-Sleazy]

a pepperoni sausage that has done the splits.

[Rejected Again]

A football tackle that involves tackling your target into the goal post.

[krogothwolf]

RA wins as the best of 2!

[Rejected Again]

Thermonopsisity

[bluestarultor]

The increasing ability to use psychic powers as you get hot.

"Dude! What was UP with that! You totally blew up a CAR!"
"It's like 100 degrees out here. I have Thermonopsisity. Do the math!"

[Rejected Again]

1st--Bluesy
2nd--Jesus
3rd--Waldo
4th--The person who finds the 3rd place winner.

[bluestarultor]

Wow.

switch (answer)
{
default:
winner = bluestarultor;
break;
}
much? XD


Okay, new word is:

chedaclock.

[Masked Jedi]

A clock used by cheesemakers to determine exactly when a cheese has aged long enough. Originally used with chedder, leading to the name.

[Rejected Again]

To slap someone with a fish covered in cheese.

[P-Sleazy]

A device that tells time by having chetahs tied to a pole and measuring thier movements along a spherical grid.

[bluestarultor]

Was I the only person half the net was down for yesterday (including here)? :sweatdrop

If so, someone tell me so I can call it (good answers so far) or if not, I'll just wait until tonight.

[Rejected Again]

Mine was fine Blues.

[P-Sleazy]

I didn't have any problems. But feel free to wait till tonight.

[bluestarultor]

A clock used by cheesemakers to determine exactly when a cheese has aged long enough. Originally used with chedder, leading to the name.

This is what I was looking for, but

A device that tells time by having chetahs tied to a pole and measuring thier movements along a spherical grid.

I lurves me some cheetahs and the idea of a bunch of them milling around a pole aimlessly with some African magician trying to measure their movements to tell time rather than, like, looking at the shadow the pole casts just trips my trigger. :whee:

To slap someone with a fish covered in cheese.

This, on the other hand, makes no sense, but is a hilarious image. Monty Python much? XD


B_real first, Jedi second, Rejected third.

[P-Sleazy]

Alright, sorry for taking so long but here goes...

Simphomania

[Zilla]

The delirium which affects many conductors, giving them the illusion of controlling the world around them by waving their arms.

[bluestarultor]

An inappropriately avid love of electronic keyboards.

[Rejected Again]

To be addicted to making love with a trombone.

[P-Sleazy]

i'm gonna give it to RA. Making love to a trombone is funny.

[Rejected Again]

You would know wouldn't you B_real?

Mortalica

[krogothwolf]

A mortician who enjoys listening to heavy metal bands

[P-Sleazy]

You would know wouldn't you B_real?

I would know, only from experience.

Mortalica is a type of death metal that can actually be used to kill its listeners.

[Zilla]

^ you mean Dethklok?

[P-Sleazy]

Yep. Works for them doesn't it?

[Rejected Again]

The Tromboner (B_real) Wins

[P-Sleazy]

OH god, I didn't post a word? I thought I posted a word on Tuesday...ohwell.

Sexophone

[deanh22a]

A sexophone is a device you insert into your pants, in the crotch region. The sexophone then calls your home phone and informs you what your gender is.

[krogothwolf]

A Sexophone is when you insert one end of the phone in your ass and the other end of the phone in another persons ass.

[bluestarultor]

The Sexophone is the sexy, lone sax that plays as the scene goes dark to indicate the characters get it on without breaking into an adult rating.

[Rokrin]

A sexophone is a very particular type of cellphone that goes off precisely as it's owner climaxes. Distributed by Samsung.

[The SSB Intern]

A chemical mechanism in the human body that allows for accurate measures of sexiness. Also known as sobriety.

[Rejected Again]

The sexophone is a device used to make booty calls.

[Kim]

The sexophone is a flute-like instrument made from a hollowed-out dildo.

[P-Sleazy]

I like Rokrin's the best. Then SSB and Deanh. Take it away Rorkin!

[bluestarultor]

I think it's safe to steal this so:

denevere.

[Rejected Again]

To rip someones spine out with a toothpick.

[krogothwolf]

denevere: a device that is used to clean out a den after a football party

[P-Sleazy]

something that makes it so that when someone says that something will never happen, it de-never-e's it so that it will actually happen.

[bluestarultor]

something that makes it so that when someone says that something will never happen, it de-never-e's it so that it will actually happen.

This is something I never expected based on my own pronunciation of the word. You absolutely win this for the sheer shock and awesome.

Krogo gets second for creativity; Rejected third.

[P-Sleazy]

heh, when I first read the word I read it as de-nerve before I realized I misread it which then led me to my definition of it once I corrected my reading ability. Anyways, next word is...

Teleguin!

[OctoberRaven]

Teleguin: A penguin with telekinetic abilities that lives on a small island off the coast of Chile. All attempts to capture one, alive or dead, have ended with gruesome results.

[Ex. 68471]

Teleguin: A TV show once mentioned on a lost episode of Invader Zim. In the episode, the following dialogue introduces the show:

Zim: GIR, why don't you go watch the Crazy Monkey Show, or something.
GIR: That show is so old. Now the show to watch is Teleguins!
Zim: Teleguins?
GIR: It's about peeeeeeeenguiiiiiiiins.

[Rejected Again]

The bastard child of 2 Batman villains.

[krogothwolf]

Teleguin: A soldier who has mastered the Penguin Arts, thus being able to call on Penguins as an ally in battle and preform special moves with them.

[P-Sleazy]

I'm gonna give this one to Rejected Again.

Although, I can't for the life of me figure out the second villain. I got Penguin, but I don't know where "tele" would come from.

[krogothwolf]

I'd guess Selina Kyle aka Catwoman and The Penguin.

[Rejected Again]

I was thinking the Riddler since in Batman forever he used Televisions to screw with people. How those 2 reproduced I don't know.

Falacia

[krogothwolf]

Falacia: What Battlestar Galactiga's Amazonian Sister ship is called

[Fenris]

Falacia

What every post in the Discussion forum of NPF must contain.

[bluestarultor]

Spoilered for slight NSFW:

Fellatio ending in a facial.

Jim knew he had a problem when he moved from falacia to bukkake.

[OctoberRaven]

A false sense of security from being around acacia trees. As they are, in fact, evil spawns of Hell.

[Rejected Again]

Blues, that's wrong, yet so right.

[bluestarultor]

So did I win?

If so, the new word is syntastic.

[Rejected Again]

Slang for what the people at E3 will do for the Dante's Inferno contest.

[OctoberRaven]

A program completely made useless due to syntax errors.

It's a shame World of Warcraft wasn't syntastic, so people would stop telling me to play that POS.

[P-Sleazy]

a way of telling a group of people that they're sinning, but in such a way that makes it awesome!

Ex. That immortality pact the crew of the avendis made with the shadow was syntastic!

[bluestarultor]

A program completely made useless due to syntax errors.

It's a shame World of Warcraft wasn't syntastic, so people would stop telling me to play that POS.

I like this! Way to play to my programming background! A winner is you!

a way of telling a group of people that they're sinning, but in such a way that makes it awesome!

Ex. That immortality pact the crew of the avendis made with the shadow was syntastic!

I also like this! Needs a better example, but second for creativity.

Slang for what the people at E3 will do for the Dante's Inferno contest.

You know, this was the first thing that occurred to me directly after posting the word, but it lacks a certain flair. Better luck next time.


The lack of any synthesizers disappoints me, though.

[OctoberRaven]

Okay. Next word is...

Hydrodyskalephyiophobia

[krogothwolf]

Hydrodyskalephyiophobia - Fear of water bound scalpers who are also physic masters

[Rejected Again]

Hydrodyskalephyiophobia-The fear of a hydrogen based scale that uses dyslexia to figure out any given number in pi.

According to my spell check OR just spliced 2 words together.

[OctoberRaven]

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME WINNER: Rejected
ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY OTHER ENTRANT: Korgoth.

It was a close one.

[Rejected Again]

Dendramania IS your Super happy fun time word!

[krogothwolf]

Dendramania is a word to describe a LARP session that takes place in the basement of a 30 year old who still lives with his mom

[OctoberRaven]

An obssesive enjoyment of dentures or people who wear dentures.

[bluestarultor]

An obsessive quest for dendrite crystals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrite_(crystal)).

Phil succumbed to dendramania after finding his first coronadite.

[Rejected Again]

Blues a winner is you. Krogo gets 2nd.

[bluestarultor]

Your new word is:

Lumipickel.

[OctoberRaven]

A glowing pickle that, when eaten recharges all your flashlight batteries a la MGS3

[krogothwolf]

Lumipickel: The luminous intensity of a pickle after it has been microwaved

[Rejected Again]

Lumipickel-A Radioactive vegetable that is places in vinegar.

[G.I.R.]

A phone used only to call your friends, while you are having sex, to rub it in their faces.

[bluestarultor]

Oh, snap! Totally forgot about this!

October wins for originality, Rejected places second for radioactivity.

[OctoberRaven]

Let's go for...

Shastabalooba

[Funka Genocide]

A refreshing carbonated beverage composed mainly of bear juices.

[bluestarultor]

A sexy dance move that involves bending forward and shaking your chest and butt slowly at first, then faster. Most effective when performed by women.

John had to excuse himself after seeing the hottest girl on campus do the shastabalooba.

[krogothwolf]

A pasta dish that is contains 20% baboon meat and 80% lasanga noodles covered in melted provolone cheese

[Rejected Again]

Shastabalooba- To build a tent out of the freshly harvested spines of small woodland mammals.

[OctoberRaven]

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME, AND ALSO MORBID WHICH IS WHY HE WON, WINNER: Rejected
ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP: Bluesalturator

[Rejected Again]

ANOTHER SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME WORD: Hypergeon

[OctoberRaven]

A body of landmass capable of lightspeed travel.

[bluestarultor]

The stuff light saber blades are made of.

[Funka Genocide]

what they'll add to Wolverine's skeleton to justify him beating Superman in an arm wrestling match, bub.

*snikt*

[Rejected Again]

OR Wins Funka gets 2nd

[Funka Genocide]

uh... well ok then.

your new word du jour is Cankulous

[Rejected Again]

Verb of questionable origin roughly translated to brutal murder with a spork.

[Funka Genocide]

even though I find your answer without merit, I guess you win by default?

[GrandMasterPlanetEater]

Cankulous: The complicated math equations that are necessary to extract fat from Kirstie Alley's legs.