Current Status of major characters

[Super King]

Now that we are so close to the end, I want to make this list now just to keep track of all the characters. I just went through the whole comic this week again so I think I got them all. If I missed someone or got their current status wrong, post to tell me




The Light Warriors
Black Mage: Alive, with tons of evil absorbed, in RM's A-Hole
Red Mage: Alive, allegedly knows all the moves in the game, in RM's A-Hole
Fighter: Alive, in RM's A-Hole
Thief: Alive, in RM's A-Hole

The Dark Warriors
Garland: Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars
Bikke: Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars
Drizz'l: Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars
Vilbert: Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars

The Other Warriors
Ranger: Deceased
Berserker: 3 seconds to the left of the future
Rogue: Unknown, probably deceased
Cleric: Unknown, probably deceased

Other Heroes
White Mage: Outside Temple of Fiends, unknown if alive or deceased
Dragoon: On the moon
Black Belt: Deceased
Bard: Unmade before he was born

Deities
Dr. Swordopolis:Unknown, got tired of talking to Fighter
Darko: Unknown, got tired of talking to Black Mage
Megahedron: Unknown, got tired of talking to Red Mage
Bahamut: Probably on his island getting messy with Matoya
Raven: Unknown
Fiends: Deceased

Miscellaneous
Sarda: Temple of Fiends
Onion Kid: Wizard School
King Steve: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sara: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sulk: Home
Real Light Warriors: Last seen in Melmond, before Black Mage torched the town.


That should be everyone

[Tev]

You forgot the Real Light Warriors.

EDIT: And Raven.

[Super King]

You forgot the Real Light Warriors.

EDIT: And Raven.

Where were they last? Melmond? That place BM torched after they gave the cypherstone to the doctor.

[Molotovich]

Now that we are so close to the end, I want to make this list now just to keep track of all the characters. I just went through the whole comic this week again so I think I got them all. If I missed someone or got their current status wrong, post to tell me

The Light Warriors
Black Mage: Alive, with tons of evil absorbed, in RM's A-Hole
Red Mage: Alive, allegedly knows all the moves in the game, in RM's A-Hole
Fighter: Alive, in RM's A-Hole
Thief: Alive, in RM's A-Hole

The Dark Warriors
Garland: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Bikke: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Drizz'l: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Vilbert: Alive, somewhere in the temple
(seriously, where the hell are these guys?)

The Other Warriors
Ranger: Deceased
Berserker: .3 seconds to the left of the future (3 is too far away)
Rogue: Unknown, probably deceased And I Add, probably with berserker that will help with the probably deceased part
Cleric: Unknown, probably deceased, same as cleric.

Other Heroes
White Mage: Outside Temple of Fiends, unknown if alive or deceased
Dragoon: On the moon
Black Belt: Deceased
Bard: Unmade before he was born I dunno what you are talking about Willis

Deities
Dr. Swordopolis:Unknown, got tired of talking to Fighter
Darko: Unknown, got tired of talking to Black Mage
Megahedron: Unknown, got tired of talking to Red Mage
Raven: Owned by Thief, probably still on th premises of the temple of fiends
Bahamut: Probably on his island getting messy with Matoya
Fiends: Deceased Inside BM

Miscellaneous
Sarda: Temple of Fiends
Onion Kid: Wizard School
King Steve: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sara: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sulk: Jail


That should be everyone

Corrected :D all in Italics :p

[Tev]

I lost track of the Real Light Warriors ages ago (Sometime after the Light Warrioirs stole their boat in the icey wastes). I keep expecting them to return and do their job and beat everyone.

Raven was last seen in the Temple of Fiends messing around with Thief and calling him dumb.

[Dracorion]

I think the RLW were in Lefein before it got blown up. And Raven is MIA since Thief tricked him.

Oh, and the Sulk isn't in jail anymore. He was last seen here (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/02/26/episode-1099-more-like-borrissey/). I think at home.

[Nuklear Waste]

I think the RLW were in Lefein before it got blown up.
Nah, they were actually seen in the fire.

But if this is just for major characters, why bother mentioning characters like Sulk and the real warriors? Anyway, more minor characters:
-Warmech: Convinced he had to laser himself to prevent self-destruction; actual fate unknown
-Akbar: Last seen near Lefein as "Not Akbar"; two of his stores (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/07/24/episode-874-silence-implies-consent/) have been seen since then (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/09/20/episode-1040-of-monsters/)
-Jeff: Last seen near Lefein
-Messenger: Ordered to send a message to Elfland
-Hank: Ordered to kill the Messenger (by Sara and not Steve, for once)
-Gary: Same as Steve and Sara
-Queen Jane: Chillin' with Chuck Cunningham and Judy Winslow

[Inst]

Weren't the RLW killed when their hole collapsed on them?

[Nuklear Waste]

Weren't the RLW killed when their hole collapsed on them?
We saw what happened after that. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/11/28/episode-775-linguistics/)

[Harrow]

Now that we are so close to the end, I want to make this list now just to keep track of all the characters. I just went through the whole comic this week again so I think I got them all. If I missed someone or got their current status wrong, post to tell me




The Light Warriors
Black Mage: Alive, with tons of evil absorbed, in RM's A-Hole
Red Mage: Alive, allegedly knows all the moves in the game, in RM's A-Hole
Fighter: Alive, in RM's A-Hole
Thief: Alive, in RM's A-Hole

The Dark Warriors
Garland: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Bikke: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Drizz'l: Alive, somewhere in the temple
Vilbert: Alive, somewhere in the temple
(seriously, where the hell are these guys?)

The Other Warriors
Ranger: Deceased
Berserker: 3 seconds to the left of the future
Rogue: Unknown, probably deceased
Cleric: Unknown, probably deceased

Other Heroes
White Mage: Outside Temple of Fiends, unknown if alive or deceased
Dragoon: On the moon
Black Belt: Deceased
Also Black Belt: Also deceased
Bard: Unmade before he was born

Deities
Dr. Swordopolis:Unknown, got tired of talking to Fighter
Darko: Unknown, got tired of talking to Black Mage
Megahedron: Unknown, got tired of talking to Red Mage
Bahamut: Probably on his island getting messy with Matoya
Raven: Unknown
Fiends: Deceased

Miscellaneous
Sarda: Temple of Fiends
Onion Kid: Wizard School
King Steve: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sara: King Steve's Kick Ass Castle
Sulk: Home
Real Light Warriors: Last seen in Melmond, before Black Mage torched the town.


That should be everyone

I felt I had to add him

Also, while adjacent to the subject, shouldn't there be a Real Black Mage, Black Belt, and Bard?

[Molotovich]

I felt I had to add him

Also, while adjacent to the subject, shouldn't there be a Real Black Mage, Black Belt, and Bard?

No because they dont exist, there cant be a "real" version of something that never existed in the first place.

And about black belt and black mage... Long shot... probably never existed either

Well... Also thinking about it... probably the RLW already disposed of th RBM :p

[Harrow]

^ Yeah probably true. Although you have to admit, if a "Real" BM came out of nowhere and turned out to be the final boss, it would be kinda epic.

[Cicero]

Ehh, I'm not so sure those idiots deserve the title of "the Real Light Warriors", anyway. Really, have they ever done anything of significance besides get themselves stranded and greviously injured, while our Light Warriors run around doing the things that the Light Warriors are supposed to be doing in the first place (albeit with far, far more wanton destruction)? Sure, at the very beginning the other group seemed better qualified for the job (and we assume had better motives for taking it on, though weve never really seen much proof of that one way or the other), but things have changed quite a bit since then. And in any case, it's been implied that there are no "real" Light Warriors (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/07/02/episode-571-chicanery-its-not-just-for-ravnos-any-more/)--rather, the prophecy thereof seems to be one of many similar legends occuring in various cultures around the world (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/18/episode-354-its-funny-to-hurt-the-innocent/), possibly arising over the centuries as a distortion of the prophecy of the Enlightened Warrior. What's more, even if legend of the Light Warriors were true, the fact that they should assemble at that particular time was all an act perpetrated by King Steve (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/09/30/episode-336-elves-love-talking/) for political reasons (really--who holds interviews for the position of legendary warriors?). In this respect our Light Warriors are arguably the far more "real" group, insofar as they both recognize and admit that they are in fact frauds, whereas the goofs cited above appear to be quite delusional as to their true status.

[timemonkey]

No because they dont exist, there cant be a "real" version of something that never existed in the first place.

And about black belt and black mage... Long shot... probably never existed either

Well... Also thinking about it... probably the RLW already disposed of th RBM :p

Why would they though? Not all black Mages are pure evil like Black Mage, hell he was kicked out of Black Mage school because of his evil.

[Molotovich]

Probably, maybe the RBM was emo

[Dachimotsu]

You planning on updating the Dark Warrior section now? Just replace everything with

Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars.

[Molotovich]

You planning on updating the Dark Warrior section now? Just replace everything with

Alive, "hiding" in front of the orb pillars.

I Guess thats their exact location now.

[Red-Mage]

wht about brian sprite?

[Bard The 5th LW]

wht about brian sprite?

I'm pretty sure he was killed off in a cliff hanger guest comic that I cannot locate at this time.