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Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 02:13 AM
It is now image sig week

Everyone can use image-sigs for a week.*

God I am bad at hypocrisy.

(Note that normal sig-length rules still apply)


*Or until someone yells at me to turn it off.

Or until I just get sick of them.

Kim
06-19-2009, 02:24 AM
For those of us who are uninformed, how does one put an image in my sig. Apparently doesn't work.

Cati
06-19-2009, 02:30 AM
I was wondering the same. I thought there used to be a special tag for that that was disabled, but I could be thinking of a different forum, haha. In any case, I don't see any special tag on the code list unless I'm blind?

Mike McC
06-19-2009, 02:36 AM
I believe the code is .

Way to be clear on stuff, fifth. Or maybe not doing stuff right or something. Some... thing... yes.

Kim
06-19-2009, 02:39 AM
I bet he forgot to enable it for the masses. Wouldn't surprise me.

POS Industries
06-19-2009, 02:59 AM
There should be an upload feature in the signature option on the user control panel whenever he gets around to turning it on for regular members.

Cati
06-19-2009, 03:02 AM
So wait, it's sig image week for Fifthfiend and not the rest of us? Somehow, I'm not surprised. XD

POS Industries
06-19-2009, 03:04 AM
He's better at hypocrisy than he gives himself credit, yes.

Mike McC
06-19-2009, 03:05 AM
When he consciously fails at it, his subconscious picks the slack right back up.

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 10:06 AM
Just so long as I'm fucking y'all over somehow.

It may be turned on now. Or not???

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 10:10 AM
Can we really trust you or are you pulling our chain again for more amusement?

russianreversal
06-19-2009, 10:13 AM
I think he's lying.

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 10:14 AM
Yeah, I'm clearly telling stories again.

russianreversal
06-19-2009, 10:26 AM
Sadly enough, I just spent about 5 minutes in ImageStratorShop making this sig. Once you build a giant reflective button, the only thing you can think of is HAL.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 10:28 AM
Good old Hal! He's right, it does work!

russianreversal
06-19-2009, 10:40 AM
Allow me to be the first to say:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING, KROGO?

I mean, is that a dog or a gremlin or some sort of ape? It's mildly terrifying.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 10:43 AM
It's hungry that's what it is! So you better watch out!

Melfice
06-19-2009, 10:44 AM
It does actually look like a dog.
Who's licking it's nose/eye/whatever. Hell, maybe he's just making fun of us.

Professor Smarmiarty
06-19-2009, 10:49 AM
I think I'm going to hate this week.

russianreversal
06-19-2009, 10:51 AM
I don't know what you're talking about, this week is great. At least a million times better than ALL CAPS WEEK.

Melfice
06-19-2009, 10:55 AM
Certainly. But not as good as small caps week.
When are we getting small caps week?

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 11:01 AM
Or an all small size week

And it is a dog, probably laughing at us

Corel
06-19-2009, 11:26 AM
I think I'm going to hate this week.

Don't worry, next month is manly beard week. I for one am psyched!

It's all fun and games until someone brings Yoda Dog into this.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 11:28 AM
Don't worry, next month is manly beard week.

It's all fun and games until someone brings Yoda Dog into this.

Manly beard week? But I just shaved mine after the NHL playoffs...thats no fair!

Great, now you know someones going to bring Yoda Dog into it for sure now

Rejected Again
06-19-2009, 11:55 AM
Tempting to grab yoda dog but I think I'm going to search for something less classy.

Lady Cygnet
06-19-2009, 12:09 PM
I don't know if the text is legible, but the picture says it all. :p

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 12:19 PM
I can't read the text beside the replacement boyfriend, whats it say?

Kim
06-19-2009, 12:24 PM
I made the image in my sig a while ago. It used to be bigger.

The SSB Intern
06-19-2009, 12:26 PM
Minimal Effort Go!

Bells
06-19-2009, 12:28 PM
No wait, this could work!

Lady Cygnet
06-19-2009, 12:44 PM
I can't read the text beside the replacement boyfriend, whats it say?

Oooh, I missed you, "little" green cuke! What fun we shall have together!

(Yes, I paraphrased Deadpool.)

Rejected Again
06-19-2009, 12:50 PM
Oooh, I missed you, "little" green cuke! What fun we shall have together!

(Yes, I paraphrased Deadpool.)

Kinda makes mine look lame by comparison now....

POS Industries
06-19-2009, 12:51 PM
I'm still not sure if I'm feeling the whole sig image thing, but I will admit that this does help add to the motif.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Oooh, I missed you, "little" green cuke! What fun we shall have together!

(Yes, I paraphrased Deadpool.)

Awesome, Deadpool is a great source to paraphrase from!

phil_
06-19-2009, 12:54 PM
I was going to participate, but I realized as I opened the Edit Signature page that it was the first time I'd done so in at least a year. There's no way I'd remember to change it again in a week. A little Nirvash picture isn't worth even fake-banning.

POS Industries
06-19-2009, 12:59 PM
Well, once the sig image feature is turned off, the image will just not display. I still actually had a pic uploaded from the last time sig images accidentally got turned on for me.

Some user group flub-up, if I recall correctly.

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Yeah once a week is over I will switch them off and everyone will be left with a big stupid sittin' around in the middle of their sig.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 01:04 PM
I wonder how long it will take for everyone to notice the before they remove it.

And will it even last a week before everyones tired of the pictures and yells for them to be turned off?

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 01:04 PM
Given the incredibly ugly shit that most people are going with so far I am putting my money on no.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 01:05 PM
I thought the whole point was for ugly/strange/weird shit and see who has the worst, within reason of course

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 01:10 PM
Why in the name of sweet blue mercy would you think that?

What could possibly have led you to that (horrifying) conclusion?

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 01:16 PM
You came up with the week?

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 01:17 PM
There is a comeback for that and I will say it as soon as I can think what could possibly be.

POS Industries
06-19-2009, 01:17 PM
Yeah, he's got you there, Fifth.

Bells
06-19-2009, 01:22 PM
within reason of course

Now, there is you problem right there...

bluestarultor
06-19-2009, 01:38 PM
Now, there is you problem right there...

Hey, don't knock it, man. I've been waiting for an excuse to show off some of my sprite work where everyone can see! XD

Fenris
06-19-2009, 01:46 PM
It is now image sig week

I hate you.

russianreversal
06-19-2009, 01:47 PM
Yeah once a week is over I will switch them off and everyone will be left with a big stupid sittin' around in the middle of their sig. Ha ha ha yeah, that's what you think. :p

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 02:33 PM
Yeah that is what I think, smartyface.

Eldezar
06-19-2009, 02:34 PM
Ok, why were images banned from sigs in the first place?

The Wizard Who Did It
06-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Ok, why were images banned from sigs in the first place?
Because loading up those images for every page you visit is annoying on multiple levels.

However, I don't see much of a problem if we keep them this stupid tiny.

Melfice
06-19-2009, 02:43 PM
M'yes, but these are sufficiently small images anyway.
I think it was mostly in place so people wouldn't upload their (full size) desktop wallpapers in their sigs.

This isn't too bad, unless you're on dial-up, or something.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 02:45 PM
Someone Goatse'd?

Melfice
06-19-2009, 02:51 PM
Not as far as I know.
Actually, I think this ban has been in place forever (or at least since it moved to these boards. Can't speak for the EZboards phase of NPF.)

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 02:51 PM
Ok, why were images banned from sigs in the first place?

There was no banning, they just weren't ever allowed due to being like one more huge hunk of webcruft nobody needs to see caked onto every single post someone posts.

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 02:53 PM
Seeing as how there's an Avatar pic, I can see why you'd do that. No need for 2 pictures eh

Lady Cygnet
06-19-2009, 02:54 PM
Given the incredibly ugly shit that most people are going with so far I am putting my money on no.

Do you not approve of the Deadpool Cucumber? :(

krogothwolf
06-19-2009, 02:56 PM
Do you not approve of the Deadpool Cucumber? :(

Everyone loves Deadpool Cucumber!

He just doesn't like strange dog thing, but possibly a gremlin. Don't see how it was thought to be an ape though, I would have gone with Ewok

Osterbaum
06-19-2009, 02:59 PM
Fuck images.

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 03:02 PM
Yeah I guess I can see why someone wouldn't be putting up a Finnish flag or something if y'know he wanted everyone to know how much he hated his country or something like that.

Tev
06-19-2009, 03:03 PM
Everyone loves Deadpool Cucumber!

He just doesn't like strange dog thing, but possibly a gremlin. Don't see how it was thought to be an ape though, I would have gone with EwokTo be honest it looks like a blond baboon. But actually taking the time to look at it I see that it's a pretty normal dog that just happend to be licking its nose.

Osterbaum
06-19-2009, 03:04 PM
Your provocation is meaningless.

Fifthfiend
06-19-2009, 03:05 PM
Your face is stupid!

Osterbaum
06-19-2009, 03:10 PM
Possibly!

Kim
06-21-2009, 12:59 AM
I think the main reason that we didn't have image sigs before is just that, as a rule, 99.9% of image sigs look like shit, and the .1% that don't aren't worth having to look at the others.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
06-21-2009, 01:50 AM
Yeah I guess I can see why someone wouldn't be putting up a Finnish flag or something if y'know he wanted everyone to know how much he hated his country or something like that.

Then why didn't you put up a picture of the states?

Bells
06-21-2009, 02:16 AM
Look, i'm not saying that this is a bad idea... all i'm saying is that right after Fifth gave us Image Sig Week, the Forum went offline for "Maintenance" for 2 days. Just saying...

Mike McC
06-21-2009, 02:24 AM
I blame CAD and VG Cats and Dominic Deegan and the other horrors this server holds for that.

Professor Smarmiarty
06-21-2009, 04:27 AM
BHS' review of image sig week: Too much scrolling. RSI here I come.

Amake
06-21-2009, 06:16 AM
I've been waiting for this day forever. (Like, three days.) Ever since I thought up the joke that, well, see below. :)

GARUD
06-21-2009, 06:58 AM
At least this allows me to express my love of Polar Bears

Corel
06-21-2009, 07:32 AM
Yeah I guess I can see why someone wouldn't be putting up a Finnish flag or something if y'know he wanted everyone to know how much he hated his country or something like that.

I was tempted to have that, but only upside down.

I would have an angry Internet mob from Finland knocking at my proverbial door.

Osterbaum
06-21-2009, 08:07 AM
The Finnish flag upside down is... The exact same. Well, almost.

Corel
06-21-2009, 09:06 AM
The Finnish flag upside down is... The exact same. Well, almost.

Meaning only the more observant ones will be after me. It will be like Catch Me If You Can, but with a lower budget and possibly more metrosexual.

In fact what are Finnish people stereotypically known for?

I'm sure we need a forum sub-section for Finland. We keep asking/ribbing you about it!

Professor Smarmiarty
06-21-2009, 09:10 AM
The Finnish flag upside down is... The exact same. Well, almost.

It's also a blatant rip of the Swedish flag. I mean it's not like you guys have anything better to do that design flags. Took them 12 years to copy it too.

DarkDrgon
06-21-2009, 09:26 AM
....I like my dragon

CelesJessa
06-21-2009, 10:26 AM
I was a little scared that I broke the forum because it went down JUST as I hit "upload" for my sig image picture. :gonk:

I didn't think it was THAT horrible.

Osterbaum
06-21-2009, 10:35 AM
It's also a blatant rip of the Swedish flag. I mean it's not like you guys have anything better to do that design flags. Took them 12 years to copy it too.
Did you not notice the change of colours?

In fact what are Finnish people stereotypically known for?
Here are a few key words and phrases: Nokia, lakes, quiet, reserved, snow, nightless night, dayless day, Lapland, Santa Claus (fuck the North Pole), ice-hockey and skiing. That's to name a few.

Professor Smarmiarty
06-21-2009, 10:38 AM
Did you not notice the change of colours?

It takes 12 years to brew up a slightly darker shade of blue?

Osterbaum
06-21-2009, 10:39 AM
I see you do not epreciate the subtleties of flag design.

russianreversal
06-21-2009, 11:12 AM
I vote that we let Corel keep his sig after the end of the week. I mean, look at it!

Also, darn server crashes, ruining my would be triumphant counter-sig attack.

Regulus Tera
06-21-2009, 12:31 PM
I honestly couldn't think of something better.

I was gonna post some cleavage but I don't wanna get Satan Oniowned.

Rejected Again
06-21-2009, 01:49 PM
If you need some ideas I can give you a few...

The Wandering God
06-21-2009, 03:02 PM
Behold, the face off!

The Wandering God

Rejected Again
06-21-2009, 03:04 PM
Deadpool Vs Robo. Interesting. You went with awesome and I went with "Help Fenris score with the nice raccoon down the street." I like your approach a bit better some how.....

Donomni
06-22-2009, 02:09 PM
Meh, I'd have to remove something to put a sig image in, and I don't want that.

Besides, I can pretend to be snobbish now, with a monocle and everything!

Magic_Marker
06-22-2009, 02:12 PM
Meh, I'd have to remove something to put a sig image in, and I don't want that.

Besides, I can pretend to be snobbish now, with a monocle and everything!

Agreed! I too am too cool (Yeah right loser, you're sig is the Protomen, you are on a different continent from "Cool") for image sigs.

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 05:38 PM
Well, isn't this quite the horrible thing to see upon coming back home. When's this week over, eh?

I blame CAD and VG Cats and Dominic Deegan and the other horrors this server holds for that.

....Really? DD is on this server, too? :/

Kim
06-22-2009, 05:50 PM
I like sig images, actually, but these suck.

I personally blame the all around lack of effort. Then again, there isn't much incentive with it only lasting a week.

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 06:04 PM
While that's a fair point, that's sure no way to motivate the admins to make it a permanent feature. ;)

bluestarultor
06-22-2009, 06:11 PM
While that's a fair point, that's sure no way to motivate the admins to make it a permanent feature. ;)

To be fair, it's been made pretty clear that no one intends it to be a permanent feature. I mean, if anyone were like, "YO! This is a test to see if you guys can handle it what with people not having crappy dial-up anymore," then, yeah, people might be a bit more motivated to put awesome stuff in there. As it is, it's more like, "hey, throwing you a random feature for a while, so whatevs."

I actually was going to put my super-awesome animated GIF in there, but then I realized it was WAY too big. :gonk:

Edit: 171KB, to be exact.

russianreversal
06-22-2009, 06:15 PM
I agree. You shouldn't have told anyone it would last a week, then end it then anyways. Better yet, pretend that it never happened. ;)

The Wizard Who Did It
06-22-2009, 06:21 PM
While that's a fair point, that's sure no way to motivate the admins to make it a permanent feature. ;)
If you told us this was a test run, we might've actually cared.

There's not much of a point in planning, organizing, and searching out artistic flavor when it's only going to last a week. On an internet forum.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 06:28 PM
New rule: Person with the prettiest least ass-ugly sig at the end of the week gets to keep it.

Kim
06-22-2009, 06:29 PM
When does the week end? I want to know how much time I have to outdo all you fuckers.

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 06:29 PM
If you told us this was a test run, we might've actually cared.

There's not much of a point in planning, organizing, and searching out artistic flavor when it's only going to last a week. On an internet forum.
1) It's not my call.

2) You shouldn't have to be told something to not at least consider treating it nice. :)

russianreversal
06-22-2009, 06:32 PM
I still think deleting all evidence and denying all existance of this after the week is through is the best possible course of action to take. It'll work even better when exactly one person has an img sig. XD

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 06:33 PM
The irony is that Twiddy's homage to my artistic brilliance is one of the few of these that I've actually enjoyed.

...I should seriously become an editorial cartoonist and every cartoon will be that one with the dick-choker relabeled as whatever I feel like.

That's just the sort of cost-effective communications that the modern newspaper business environment demands!

Kim
06-22-2009, 07:35 PM
I felt like using my sig to show some TTGL love.

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 07:37 PM
Needs more Fifth sucking a cock.

POS Industries
06-22-2009, 08:02 PM
Well, so far I vote for RT, though it appears to be cropped quite a bit off center.

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 08:06 PM
Well, so far I vote for RT, though it appears to be cropped quite a bit off center.

And looks a little silly being cropped and transparent like that. At least Noncon looked like he made an effort, despite what looks like some dithering noise as a result of going for a smaller file size.

BitVyper
06-22-2009, 08:08 PM
...I should seriously become an editorial cartoonist and every cartoon will be that one with the dick-choker relabeled as whatever I feel like.

Everything after "editorial cartoonist" is redundant.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 08:09 PM
redundant.

Practice for when I get the job!

BitVyper
06-22-2009, 08:12 PM
Practice

Sorry, but you're already showing too much initiative for the field of editorial cartoons. If you can lower the quality of your art a bit, you might be able to get a temp position as Rob Liefield though.

CelesJessa
06-22-2009, 08:28 PM
And looks a little silly being cropped and transparent like that. At least Noncon looked like he made an effort, despite what looks like some dithering noise as a result of going for a smaller file size.

Come on, nobody likes the crotch grabbing action going on in my sig?

Mirai Gen
06-22-2009, 08:29 PM
I've actually enjoyed yours quite the most. Best snip of Hiimdaisy yet.

Mike McC
06-22-2009, 08:31 PM
Yep, Looks like no image for me. I don't want to take the text out of my sig, and, well, as it is it takes up 499 of the 500 characters alloted.

The Wandering God
06-22-2009, 08:33 PM
I freely admit mine is somewhat crappy, but as has been said, it's only for a week. I mostly just like the O.o effect they both have going on. (That, and I love me some Robo. I've never read Deadpool, but from what I've seen, he can be hilarious.)

The Wandering God

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 08:34 PM
I actually stole it from somewhere else, so meh.

Come on, nobody likes the crotch grabbing action going on in my sig?

I'm voting for yours.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 08:38 PM
Before this "vote" talk gets out of hand I will specify that I mean least ass-ugly as chosen by me because to hell with what you people think about things.

Mike McC
06-22-2009, 08:40 PM
I'm surprised you haven't one-upped everyone in terribleness and put a goddamned youtube in your sig, fifth.

The Wizard Who Did It
06-22-2009, 08:44 PM
The irony is that Twiddy's homage to my artistic brilliance is one of the few of these that I've actually enjoyed.
=D
New rule: Person with the least ass-ugly sig at the end of the week gets to keep it.
Yeah, fuck that. This already took 30 minutes longer than I wanted it to.

Mirai Gen
06-22-2009, 08:44 PM
There we go. I like it!

CelesJessa
06-22-2009, 08:55 PM
The irony is that Twiddy's homage to my artistic brilliance is one of the few of these that I've actually enjoyed.

Before this "vote" talk gets out of hand I will specify that I mean least ass-ugly as chosen by me because to hell with what you people think about things.

The best of both worlds!
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/715/sigweek2.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/sigweek2.jpg/)

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 08:55 PM
Mirai emerges as a front-runner.

EDIT: But CJ shows gnarly potential.

CelesJessa
06-22-2009, 08:58 PM
EDIT: But CJ shows gnarly potential.

Are you talking about the old one, or the new and improved one?

Mirai Gen
06-22-2009, 09:03 PM
I like the old one better.

I mean that "hrrmph" was just the best part.

bluestarultor
06-22-2009, 09:07 PM
Nice. I had to optimize this thing to get it to fit.

If anyone else wants a decent, free, GIF optimizer, just Google it and look for Trout's.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 09:16 PM
NO GIFS

Bells
06-22-2009, 09:19 PM
All you guys are sellouts going for the prettiest picture, i'm the only one going for the truth here! Fight the power! Fight the power!

And on another news, Mirai gets another vote.

Magic_Marker
06-22-2009, 09:23 PM
Fight the power! Fight the power!


RAH? RAH?

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 09:23 PM
RAH? RAH?

It's ROW ROW RAW RAW.

Magic_Marker
06-22-2009, 09:25 PM
SCREW YOU I JUST STARTED WATCHING!


EDIT:
Okay, not questioning the red letters of doom but, why no GIFs?

bluestarultor
06-22-2009, 09:32 PM
NO GIFS

Whoops! Heh, heh. Sorry. Didn't know. :sweatdrop


Edit: Out of clarification, was that actually said somewhere and I missed it, or was it just because of fairness issues, since not everyone can make them and stuff?

Or is it an annoyance issue? XD

CelesJessa
06-22-2009, 09:39 PM
EDIT:
Okay, not questioning the red letters of doom but, why no GIFs?

Probably because then it's just too tempting for me to use pictures like this for my sig:

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1795/smallroll.gif (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/smallroll.gif/)

It's for the sake of everyone.

Magic_Marker
06-22-2009, 09:40 PM
...But it's awesome.

bluestarultor
06-22-2009, 09:46 PM
...But it's awesome.

So's my little guy (http://i41.tinypic.com/dqmc5y.gif), but hey, Fifth's making the rules.

I especially liked how it turned out he was looking at my journal link on my screen, though.

krogothwolf
06-22-2009, 09:47 PM
I vote Mirai as well!

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 09:51 PM
NO GIFS

http://redscarlet.paragonsigma.com/avatars/jessicadance.gif

</3 :(

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
06-22-2009, 10:02 PM
My vote is for The Wandering God

Rejected Again
06-22-2009, 10:05 PM
I personally find the Velociraptor School girl with the yellow flower funnier than I should, but I vote CJ, even though we are not voting.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 10:09 PM
Basically we're not doing gifs because if we were I would be sigging this

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/reonheadphones.gif

And then declaring myself the winner.

POS Industries
06-22-2009, 10:11 PM
I don't see why you don't just do it anyway.

It's a better result in the long run.

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 10:11 PM
Oh, a copy of that with her name in it. I never bothered to learn who she was until now. SIDE QUEST COMPLETE!

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 10:12 PM
I don't see why you don't just do it anyway.

It's a better result in the long run.

I don't like you fucks enough to give that to you every day.

Rejected Again
06-22-2009, 10:12 PM
If he did then he would have to do his rare Hypocritical Modings and we ALL know that he never does that.

Lady Cygnet
06-22-2009, 10:15 PM
Basically we're not doing gifs because if we were I would be sigging this

And then declaring myself the winner.

And we now know more about Fifth's tastes than we ever needed to know.

I'd be forced to counter with an animation of Steve Burns wagging his tail during the Mail Song. Or an animation from that episode that convinced me that he sometimes went commando in his khakis...

POS Industries
06-22-2009, 10:15 PM
Oh, a copy of that with her name in it. I never bothered to learn who she was until now. SIDE QUEST COMPLETE!
Oh hey, awesome! I'd been wondering for a while, myself.

I don't like you fucks enough to give that to you every day.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/shego.gif

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 10:19 PM
Basically we're not doing gifs because if we were I would be sigging this

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/reonheadphones.gif

And then declaring myself the winner.

I see your underboob and raise you some Scarlett Johansson (http://i42.tinypic.com/2hg8rp3.gif).

Except that I would have to link it instead because I'm a moron at resizing anything. :(

synkr0nized
06-22-2009, 10:21 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/shego.gif

Aw, how can you turn down that face? Poor Shego.

Magic_Marker
06-22-2009, 10:21 PM
I'll tell you one thing. It makes me look at that raptor cheerleader in a whole new way.

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 10:22 PM
Aw, how can you turn down that face? Poor Shego.

My sympathy is defused by the Kim Possiblian moustache-lip.

The Wandering God
06-22-2009, 10:30 PM
I don't like you fucks enough to give that to you every day.
But you do give us your blood, sweat, and tears.

Either way, we win.

Also, thanks Mac. Check out my new and (slightly) improved sig image!

The Wandering God

Bells
06-22-2009, 10:35 PM
Basically we're not doing gifs because if we were I would be sigging this

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/t...headphones.gif

And then declaring myself the winner.


I see your underboob and raise you some Scarlett Johansson (http://i42.tinypic.com/2hg8rp3.gif).

Except that I would have to link it instead because I'm a moron at resizing anything. :(

You guys need to pratice your google fu

I'll place this (http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3443/1523nv4.gif) as a link because it might be NSFW but also because it's not really 56k friendly. Totally worth it though...

And somehow we now managed to change this sure-to-be train wreck of a thread into something awesome and beautiful.

Kim
06-22-2009, 10:38 PM
My vote goes to CJ. Runner-up is Mirai.

Runner-up runner-up is "Why the fuck do you guys keep linking boobs I'm at my parents' house right now you fucks!"

Fifthfiend
06-22-2009, 10:42 PM
http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/5vqc6u.gif

Lady Cygnet
06-22-2009, 10:44 PM
http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/5vqc6u.gif

About time you posted a self-portrait, Fifth. :p

Regulus Tera
06-22-2009, 10:46 PM
http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/reactions/5vqc6u.gif


http://i40.tinypic.com/fpbi8k.gif

Terex4
06-22-2009, 10:49 PM
I find this one oddly appropriate if anyone remembers my AIM days.

bluestarultor
06-22-2009, 10:51 PM
BWAHAHA! Now raising demand for my services! :yarr:

(Edit: Yes, I DID make all but one of these! Needed a sixth. :p)

This is less douche-y. And I'm proud of it! :D

Krylo
06-22-2009, 10:54 PM
I'd like to point out that none of the boob pictures fit the size restrictions.

Lady Cygnet
06-22-2009, 10:55 PM
I'd like to point out that none of the boob pictures fit the size restrictions.

Trust you to notice!

Kim
06-22-2009, 10:55 PM
Krylo's gets third place. Needs a border though.

Rejected Again
06-22-2009, 11:10 PM
FLCL for the win. ALL HAIL LORD CANTI!

Arhra
06-22-2009, 11:41 PM
I decided to be boring and terrible with my sig.

If I was less lazy, I think I'd banner-ise 'Alderaan shot first'. It was always a little cramped as an avatar.

Nikose Tyris
06-22-2009, 11:46 PM
If I was less lazy, I think I'd banner-ise 'Alderaan shot first'. It was always a little cramped as an avatar.

But see then I'd HATE YOU FOREVER. >:C

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
06-23-2009, 09:17 AM
Damn your image size restrictions.

Damn them to hell.

Major Blood
06-23-2009, 10:48 AM
This thread needs more lighthouses.

krogothwolf
06-23-2009, 11:10 AM
light houses are overrated all they are is an AI that determines whether the boat see's shore or not. herm Lighthouses will probably be the first robots to rebel against the human oppression.

and, Am i the only one who's getting hypnotized by the underboob and the sideboob?

bluestarultor
06-23-2009, 04:23 PM
light houses are overrated all they are is an AI that determines whether the boat see's shore or not. herm Lighthouses will probably be the first robots to rebel against the human oppression.

and, Am i the only one who's getting hypnotized by the underboob and the sideboob?

Light houses are supposed to be lit all the time. It's up to the keeper to make sure of this so that boats don't crash into the rocks.

krogothwolf
06-23-2009, 05:49 PM
Light houses are supposed to be lit all the time. It's up to the keeper to make sure of this so that boats don't crash into the rocks.

I dont live near a sea so I just assumed that they'd be smart and somehow figure out how to make unmanned lighthouses work so that people wouldn't have to work one really boring job. And then I assumed that the Lighthouse AI would run rampant and cause boats to crash! Thats how i got to what I was thinking. I live near mountains so no worry about them becoming sentient robots yet.

EVILNess
06-23-2009, 05:57 PM
I dont live near a sea so I just assumed that they'd be smart and somehow figure out how to make unmanned lighthouses work so that people wouldn't have to work one really boring job. And then I assumed that the Lighthouse AI would run rampant and cause boats to crash! Thats how i got to what I was thinking. I live near mountains so no worry about them becoming sentient robots yet.

GPS and radar has pretty much killed the lighthouse keeper as a viable career.

bluestarultor
06-23-2009, 05:59 PM
I dont live near a sea so I just assumed that they'd be smart and somehow figure out how to make unmanned lighthouses work so that people wouldn't have to work one really boring job. And then I assumed that the Lighthouse AI would run rampant and cause boats to crash! Thats how i got to what I was thinking. I live near mountains so no worry about them becoming sentient robots yet.

I live in Wisconsin, which is bordered on three sides by water. XD (The Mississippi River, Lake Superior, and Lake Michigan, for reference.) We have lighthouses in the state, and while some of them are "automated," they still need regular maintenance in case the bulb burns out, even if nobody is actually living there. From what I understand, any AI they have is about as advanced as that of an automatic night light.


Edit: Ness, that's not actually true. Lighthouses are still an important maritime staple, especially when major trade routes are involved. After all, while we have GPS and such, it's still an important visual cue to a captain of a ship. Until boats start piloting themselves, lighthouses will still be needed.

Corel
06-23-2009, 06:13 PM
GPS and radar has pretty much killed the lighthouse keeper as a viable career.

Not true. It still allows all ships to move an additional square and stops Triremes getting lost at sea.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
06-23-2009, 06:15 PM
Not true. It still allows all ships to move an additional square and stops Triremes getting lost at sea.


It can also be used as a laser with the right cheat code!

Corel
06-23-2009, 06:17 PM
What are these cheat codes you speak of. I'm talking about real life here!

Don't you bring your vidja-ma-game nonsense into this.

Bells
06-23-2009, 08:57 PM
Light houses are supposed to be lit all the time. It's up to the keeper to make sure of this so that boats don't crash into the rocks.

For a second there i thought this comment was refeering to the underboob and sideboob thing and i was all like "Well, that's a weird analogy but it works..." but now i see what you're saying and i just feel really really dirty.

Not true. It still allows all ships to move an additional square and stops Triremes getting lost at sea.

Well you should go to the tech tree and research "Advanced Naval Systems" it improves the range of all your maritime units and allows you to move an extra square per tic.

Jagos
06-23-2009, 09:29 PM
Oh, a copy of that with her name in it. I never bothered to learn who she was until now. SIDE QUEST COMPLETE!

Reon Kadena (http://reonkadena.org/)

+100 XP

bluestarultor
06-23-2009, 11:15 PM
For a second there i thought this comment was refeering to the underboob and sideboob thing and i was all like "Well, that's a weird analogy but it works..." but now i see what you're saying and i just feel really really dirty.

You know, I tried to get my mind in the gutter to figure out what you meant by this, and it took me, like, five tries to finally travel your line of thought. I have, however, been laughing all night because of the indications. XD

Telephalsion
06-25-2009, 07:56 AM
I just have to ask, where is CJ's image sig from?

CelesJessa
06-25-2009, 09:26 AM
The greatest Metal Gear spoof comics ever to exist. (http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/?skip=5)


I really like this one too though. It was hard to choose. (http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7908/12458586111656905s.png)

I love me my Metal Gear spoofs!

krogothwolf
06-25-2009, 09:48 AM
I live in Wisconsin, which is bordered on three sides by water. XD (The Mississippi River, Lake Superior, and Lake Michigan, for reference.) We have lighthouses in the state, and while some of them are "automated," they still need regular maintenance in case the bulb burns out, even if nobody is actually living there. From what I understand, any AI they have is about as advanced as that of an automatic night light.


Whelp, there goes my dream of lighthouses going amok and causing terror on the high seas. Oh well. Guess I can always hope some sort of other robot uprising happens in hilarious fashion

Ravashak
06-25-2009, 12:15 PM
Whelp, there goes my dream of lighthouses going amok and causing terror on the high seas. Tell that to the USS Montana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U33Xg91HAlo)