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Seil
12-06-2009, 06:01 AM
So I was wodering, what with more focus on useless technology and a general interest in computers and rises in childhood obesity, and despit a few efforts, major disregar for the planet's health, when are we ditching Eart for some place less oxygenated?

Also, when are we gonna do away with printed media, and disc based entertainment and just download our movies, allowin pirates to FRAPS them more easily?

The future is coming, and we're either gonna be somewhere else, or living in a world where the video store clerk resembles the Soup Nazi.

Viridis
12-06-2009, 06:04 AM
I say we colonize Mars. At least as a backup in case something royally screws over the Earth. I hate having all our eggs in one basket.

Si Civa
12-06-2009, 06:23 AM
Let's start growing more hemp to make paper*. And stop growing tobacco. :|
*I like me some books. Hard boiled book, fried book, salad book, oh there's many wonderfull ways to use paper, not just using it as a container of toilet paper.

Yeah, it won't solve all the problems, but it's good start I guess.
And oh uhm, ban oil? That could be interesting.


Ooooor we could always just nuke USA and some other countries. That's one way to go too.

Bob The Mercenary
12-06-2009, 08:55 AM
I just hope this whole Kindle thing ends up crashing and burning. People already pirate music and movies, we don't need books stolen too.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
12-06-2009, 10:19 AM
I just hope this whole Kindle thing ends up crashing and burning. People already pirate music and movies, we don't need books stolen too.

Better that they be stolen and freely distributed than locked up or burned.

Premmy
12-06-2009, 07:28 PM
Oh man, I just had the weirdest internet encounter. It was about the AvatarTLA movies, in which I said.
"I'm one of those people boycotting this pic so I won't be going to see it, but I Will bootleg it so I can bag on it properly."
oh my JESUS you would'nt beleive the response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0mfw4EFEU).

POS Industries
12-06-2009, 07:50 PM
when are we ditching Eart for some place less oxygenated?
I dunno, but I hope it's soon.

Eart sucks. Almost as much as Earf.

BitVyper
12-06-2009, 07:57 PM
And lets not even begin to discuss the shithole that is Earte.

Premmy
12-06-2009, 10:59 PM
It's called "URF"....... dumbasses
*walks away shaking head in disbelief*

Viridis
12-06-2009, 11:06 PM
I want to start calling it "Yird (http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yird)" because of this version of Wikipedia I found in a Scottish dialect (http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) (leid?). For some reason this is very fun to read.

Seil
12-07-2009, 01:29 AM
I've had nothing but a PS3 'keyboard' for the last two weeks. Jeez.

Premmy
12-07-2009, 01:47 AM
I've had nothing but a PS3 'keyboard' for the last two weeks. Jeez.

It's spelled "Jeeze"

TheDarkChocobo
12-07-2009, 02:52 AM
My three year old would LOVE IT if the future was Wall-E... he loves that little critter.

Seil
12-07-2009, 04:05 PM
Humanity would be doomed to a sub-terranian garbage dwelling future, or we could colonize another planet and invent floating Lazyboys.

stefan
12-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Humanity would be doomed to a sub-terranian garbage dwelling future, or we could colonize another planet and invent floating Lazyboys.

fuck your shit, Im porting into a gleaming body of steel and lightning to colonize the multiverse.

Toastburner B
12-07-2009, 04:26 PM
Well, if you think about it, going the way of WALL-E isn't too bad.

I mean, really, as far as future environmental disaster movies go, http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3692/madmaxt.jpg.

BitVyper
12-07-2009, 07:34 PM
It's spelled "Jeeze"

Actually it's "geez," dumbass.